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Saturday, January 31, 2004Rich's No News WeekendIm not doing any news links for this weekend , this one is just going to be pure unadulterated nonsense fun..So Enjoy ! And a little porn too Interesting things happen when you a take a site describing different sexual positions written in spanish, and let Babelfish translate it to english for you. Desprate times callfor pitiful measures ....(Thanks Mr Punch) Which unwanted sexual gesture are you? I got "You're the boner that brushes up against you in the elevator!" Watch the U.S. and world population grow, in real-time. Pictures of weird, freaky-ass creepy dolls How to remain calm during an accident. Cool historical drawings of human anatomy. Are you Canadian? Do you need money? This site allows you to search for money in unclaimed bank accounts in (America Lite) Canada. If you like to create people (well faces) this morphases site is really neat. Have we seen this girl yet? I know I almost posted it once, but then my eyes started bleeding so I stopped Ahh man, it's not right to hit a girl like that. (Violence.) I, for one, welcome our new essay generating overlords. Girls of '64: Preserving the sexy side of the Commodore 64. This is the most ridiculous game we've ever seen...so have a good time . Since the last one was so popular, here's the classic "Hello World" program in a grillion different languages. Apparently nobody can decided on the exact definition of "milkshake," but they're like, "it's better than yours." Part 2: Revenge of the plastic boobs I like Pepsi... I R liking it a lot! Ok lets get a little nasty .... You have got to love Webcams A couple more random webcam pics for ya of the Same Girl This "Girl next door " is smoking and she doesnt even know it . Jamie Pressley is ridiculous ! This Ahhhh , I need to see this site more often ...Much More
Thursday, January 29, 2004Thursday thoughtsA Chicago judge has given R. Kelly the okay to go to attend the Grammys in Los Angeles, but ordered him to stay the hell away from Michael Jackson. Clear!! Police in New London, CT say a spark from the defibrillator instead set a woman on fire in an ambulance on Monday night. This is gross: A dead sperm whale being transported through Tainan City suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts. Oops! Indians minor leaguer Kazuhito Tadano is asking for forgiveness for what he called a one-time mistake — his appearance in a gay porn video in which he engaged in a homosexual act. Okay ladies, read up: Don't Spit, Swallow: A woman's guide to swallowing. Always wanted to fly? Introducing the Affordaplane, perhaps the simplest, most inexpensive aluminum ultralight you can build today. The cost? About $3000.00. James Brown was arrested Wednesday after he allegedly pushed his wife to the floor during an argument. Nice photo, James. A federal judge on Wednesday ordered Exxon Mobil Corp. to pay about $6.75 billion in punitive damages and interest to thousands of Alaskans affected by the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill. This is fun: The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator. And finally, WTF? Im S.A.D...no reallyIf anyone saw yesterday's New Haven Register , the front page had a big story about SAD (seasonal attitude depression) . It is about people who get depressed during the winter and I swear I have this ...seriously. Ok stop laughing and read my column you cold hearted bastards ! Listen, if anyone is going to send me an email at my daily column address , please write "Daily Column" in the subject because I get so much spam there that I cant check each piece and dont want to delete anyone's email. The best of both worlds ...Pollution may be cause of male fish with vaginas Never quite know what to charge for your "services?" Take a hint from adult film star Selena, and set up some guidelines God damn , she is just a mess .....Halle Berry sent to hospital after movie mishap For the Metrosexual in all of us. For sale on eBAY: A Date With Neal Zen without the wait! Police called in to deal with man who has not bathed for 18 years The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project...im hungry So This Judge shoots a boy for throwing snowballs Ever needed to dissect a sheep's brain, and just didn't know how? Ummm ?? Whale explodes! Chum rains on city! Check out the videos. They're incredible. Octodogs anyone? It wasn't what a Connecticut paramedic had in mind when he tried to use a defibrillator to restart a woman's heart. Wednesday, January 28, 2004Rich's Humpday Dig outAll I can say is The bar scene in Ct is getting desparate , not that I want to promote another bar but this needed to be said ...Club Van Dome in new haven is promoting Kool Whip Wrestling night ?? Has it gotten that bad because of the smoking ban already ? I got this via email and thought it was good enough to post...It's the New England Temperature Conversion chart : 70 degrees F: Floridians dig out their sweaters. 60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver 50 degrees F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. 40 degrees F: Italian & English cars won't start. 32 degrees F: Distilled water freezes. The water at 20 degrees F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, 15 degrees F: New York City landlords finally turn up 0 degrees F: All the people in Miami die. New 10 degrees below zero: Californians escape en masse to 25 degrees below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People 40 degrees below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot 100 degrees below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North 460 degrees below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin
A Canadian man who is researching pedophilia desperately needs one more piece of data: A photograph of Michael Jackson's right hand. I wish I had 1/10th the moves of this dancing hamster. I'd be so in at the clubs. Stripper-cise latest in exercise fads..All I can say is thank god for new years resolutions What not to spend $19,000 on ...unless your Spunky and want a nice private place to play Magic : The Gathering First Pam Anderson , Then Paris Hilton ....now Dr J ?? Women Stink: The distinguished gentleman's guide to vaginal odor. An A+ for effort is given here ....Teen arrested for sticking his penis in the mail slot so the mail woman would touch it Please Dad, not so hard I guess you can safely say Al Franken is backing Howard Dean , huh ? Finally! Now you can drink your booze while fantasizing about Laura Ingalls Rub 'em here, rub 'em there, rub 'em EVERYWHERE Nicole Kidman has Some Great Golden Globes "You are responding to a call about a suspicious male in a parking garage". Ok , have fun digging out peeps !
Tuesday, January 27, 2004Good to have you back, RichieLet start off with some nipples. (Or, lack thereof.) Where the hell do her nipples start? And what about hers? An increasing number of stores are restricting access to commonly used cold, sinus and allergy remedies that contain ingredients to make methamphetamine. Here's and interesting dancing girl clock. Oops! British Navy commander Mark Dirkin took his son to school in a Helicopter as a birthday treat, and blew out his classroom windows. Morgan Spurlock ate three meals a day for 30 days at McDonald's and document the impact on his health. It wasn't good. Speaking of fast food, a 450-meter long birthday cake was made by bakers in Brazil - and eaten in five seconds. A new virus, dubbed MyDoom or Novarg, is a mass-mailing worm that arrives as an attachment with an .exe, .scr, .zip or .pif extension and can have a subject line of "test" or "status." Are you as dumb as Jessica Simpson? Twenty-two-year-old Stefano from Rome, Italy takes a photo of every dish of pasta he's about to eat. Idiots in action: Nashville, Tennessee schools have stopped posting honor rolls, and some are considering a ban on hanging good work in the hallways because school system lawyers warned that state privacy laws forbid releasing any academic information, good or bad, without permission. Here's Forbe's Magazine's list of The Worst Cars Of All Time. Rich's Tuesday Snow EditionWell kiddie's just when you thought it was safe to put your shovels and ice melt away for an hour , Storm Conner is going to dump another foot of snow on us by Wendsday morning so get ready. Actually the only thing cool about this storm is that it is named after my son , but doesnt Heatwave Conner or Indian Summer Conner sound sooooo much better ? This is a pretty interesting commentary about the United Nations that I found because no one has been sending in any commentaries lately in fear that I may post it ? It is titled "UN should change or US should quit " The United Nations is the tooth fairy of American politics: Few adults believe in it, but it's generally regarded as a harmless story to amuse the children. Since 9/11, however, the UN has ceased to be harmless, and the Democratic presidential candidates' enthusiasm for it has ceased to be amusing. The United Nations has emerged at best as irrelevant to the terrorist threat that most concerns us, and at worst as an obstacle to our winning the war on terrorism. It must be reformed. And if it cannot be reformed, the United States should give serious consideration to withdrawal. The UN has become an obstacle to our national security because it purports to set legal limits on the United States' ability to defend itself. If these limits ever made sense at all, they do not make sense now. Yet the UN's assertion of them forces presidents and policymakers into a horrible dilemma. If we obey the UN's rules, we compromise our national security. If we defy them, we expose ourselves to accusations of hypocrisy and lawlessness. According to the UN Charter, nations are permitted to use military force only in two situations. Article 51 of the charter recognizes an "inherent" right to self-defense against attack. In all other cases where a nation feels threatened, it is supposed to go to the UN Security Council to seek authorization before it takes military action--even action that might forestall an attack. The trouble is that the UN defines aggression in outdated ways. For the UN, "aggression" means invasion across national borders. Send Nazi shock troops into Poland--that's aggression. Give sanctuary to thousands of anti-American murderers, as the Taliban did in Afghanistan, that's not aggression. In other words, if the United States had sent troops into Afghanistan to shut the camps down, we might well have been branded the aggressor. But if the U.S. had asked the Security Council for a mandate to destroy Al Qaeda's terrorist bases, could the French, Russians and Chinese have been expected to approve? Even after 9/11, there would still have been plenty of people ready to argue that however much they deplored what Al Qaeda had done, Afghanistan--a sovereign state and United Nations member--was not an Article 51 "aggressor." In other words, under UN rules, the U.S. is obliged to let terrorists strike first before retaliating--and might even be prohibited from striking second. In an age when shadowy radical movements around the globe are seeking weapons that could kill hundreds of thousands of people, these rules are clearly out of date. We need new rules recognizing that harboring terrorists is just as much an act of aggression as an invasion and that those who are targeted by terrorists have an inherent right to defend themselves, preemptively if necessary. Of course, it won't be easy to persuade the UN to adopt these changes. Many members--including some of our traditional allies--seem much more interested in constraining the United States than they are in defeating terrorism--at least terrorism that is aimed at us. The UN member states know that the U.S. will in the end do whatever it has to do, regardless of what the UN says. But they also know that the United States pays a price for disregarding the UN. The French in particular benefit from pushing the United States to break the UN's rules: Under French President Jacques Chirac, they are trying to fashion the European Union as a counterweight to the United States, and the image of the U.S. as an outlaw power helps their cause. In a little more than a decade, our world has been transformed, first by the fall of the Soviet Union and then the events of 9/11. Everything has changed--except for the UN. It remains an invention of a vanished era, designed to solve vanished problems. It must evolve or it will slide from irrelevance to oblivion. If the UN is not part of the anti-terror fight, the United States should not be part of the UN. I would love to hear your views in the forums ! Ok , Column time .... Remember this ? ...A new suspect in San Francisco's notorious "Zodiac Killer" case was discharged from Vietnam and returned to California just three months before the unsolved serial murders began Want to really freak people out next Halloween? Start saving for some custom contacts now! Use the dropdown in the upper left to see other categories. For the hardcore music lovers , Pay Service Turns CDs Into MP3s Thanks to forum member Leandroc , we can now hack into a bunch of pay sites for free ...Click Here This guy has to be pissed because he got deluged with vulgar phone calls after his cell number appeared on T-shirt I am absolutley hooked on this stuff and anyone who knows me will atest to that ...If you havent tasted it yet , go out and get yourself some Animal sex is not illegal in Sweden, and every year between 200 and 300 pets are injured because of sexual assaults...UMMMMMM WHAT ? So this is what it's like to go to an Asian high school. Apparently I was raised in the wrong country! A man who came to a court hearing wearing a bumblebee costume — to protest what he called a "sting" operation by prosecutors — left a judge buzzing The Sex Diet ! Just in case you've never heard/seen this joke before 50 Cent Fans To Be Filmed Having Sex...I got to see him live now I guess ? There's something really hot about boobs pressed against the cold glass of a scanner. These submissions make me a haaaapy panda Wanna get rid of that bad luck you have been having ?? Join Thousands who have flocked to good luck spankings 2003 Year-End Google Zeitgeist A Beer Spill Shorts Out Iron Maiden Some people get really angry about spam, listen ..it's funny ! Who wants a taste of my General Tso? You want a taste of my General Tso? Let me give it to you now
Monday, January 26, 2004It's so nice to be back .....NOT !Hello all , It was such a nice vacation that I dont even want to rub it in at all ......well maybe just a little, The weather was great mid 70's everyday and we were in the pool a couple days . The Parks were cool , my kids had a blast at them and it was worth the aggrevation of coming back here just to witness my daughter having breakfast with Cinderella ...ok enough ! I would like to wish a belated happy 40th birthday to the guy who came in Saturday night and is a regular reader of the Column ...the shot was good , right ? I heard the funniest Howard Dean remix yesterday , It was AC/DC 's "For those about to rock" with Howard Dean doing the "FIRE" part ...it was fucking hilarious ! Ok , I have alot to say but Ill save it and get onto the column .... Ok this is getting ridiculous , how many of these are we going to have ? ....A WOMAN who became angry when she was told she had missed her flight was arrested at a British airport after telling check-in staff she had a bomb in her luggage What an ingenious concept ! With mobog.com you can send pics from your camera-phone directly to your online log. This link is from DC forum member LAZ (he threatened me to say that) .....It is an Adult style google , It's Booble. Captain Kangaroo Bob Keeshan, died Friday morning in Vermont. He was 76. here is a whacked out site ...Bizzare serial killers and their stories. For all you guys like me who miss Radio 104, this is a site for you . This Woman Claims To Have World's Smallest Dog (with video) Who DOESN'T want a "Law & Order" coloring book? I think I out this already but for those of you who havent seen it ...Simply put, Al Eingang, the star of such films as "The Young Man From Nantucket," "Because He Can," and "Blown Alone," makes his living sucking himself off. I just want to grab this horse racing game and strangle it!! For those of you interested in this year's "FurryCon," these guys have all the info, including pictures from past ill-behavior. So naughty! Introducing the world's first dare auction....my god if I wasnt married and a dad I would be all over this site ! Top Ten Word Lists of 2003, by way of yourDictionary.com
More to come tommorow and look out for my editorials too Sunday, January 25, 2004Hoot's Sunday StuffI will start out today by talking about the Penguin Plunge once more. I am asking again that if any of you would like to sponsor me and donate to the Special Olympics click on the Penguin Plunge link and click on my name Brian(Hoot23) Pinski or click here to go to my personal page. Thanks again. OK. Here we go. You ever wonder how digital televison works? What about how a battery works? Or maybe you wonder what causes lightning? Well check out How Stuff Works and find out. Warm up in this cold weather with some Aerial Ski Jumping. The moon as a source of energy? In the dumb criminal file. Here is my name, Hoot in hieroglyphs: Want to see your what your name looks like in hieroglyphs? The World's Longest Place Name: Want a party game that combines boozing, nudity, and revelry? The road begins at the top of Lookout Mountain, just before the county line. Head down a dirt road that curves and dips across the mountain, past a trailer park entrance and some abandoned mattresses. Turn right at the blue barrels. What are these directions for?? How about a cockfight!!! A lot of regulars in the forums will enjoy this. The Beer Can History! This past Thursday was the Chinese New Year, and it is the year of the monkey. Don't know what it is all about?? Well here you go. I had never heard about this before but some of you out there may remember or heard about the "Molasses Flood: The 1919 North End Disaster" that happened in Boston. A man described as the "cruellest farmer in Britain" was today facing jail for an attack in which he pushed an animal health inspector and a female vet into a pit of liquid manure. Ewwwww!!! Want to know who in the world has the highest electrical consumption, the most mobile phone users, the most Nobel Prize winners, largest population, most wealth (GDP per capita), most poverty or any of a number of other categories? Then check out World Rankings. A 80lb boy versus a 875lb moose. Who wins? This is just plain sick and very wrong! Hey BillyBob go git in yer truck and chase dem elks off tha runway thars a plane a landin!!! Well now I think that about does it for today. I am outta here. Remember if you would like to help me out in my chilly dip in Long Island Sound make a donation to the links above. Thanks in advance to anyone that contributes. I hope some of our faithful readers will come cheer Richie and myself on Feb 21 as we freeze our nuts off! OK. See ya! Peace. Hoot23 Saturday, January 24, 2004Hoot's Saturday ShiverHey to all in TDC land. It's me Hoot23 helping out Peter today while Richie is away in sunny Florida. Well I know Richie is reading this and I want to say don't get used to that warm weather too much because remember you and I are going to be jumping in Long Island Sound on February 21. Yes I will be joining Richie and all the others Penguins in the annual plunge that Richie has been talking about. After a lot of ballbreaking and peer pressure Let's get this going! A cool site all about the world's mysteries. LOST LABOR: Images of Vanished American Workers Just for you Pete. Nice top!!! Just what NASA needs. Mars rover suffers "serious" problems. Compare your salary to the lifestyles of rich and famous athletes and celebrities with the salary timer! BZZZPEEK is presenting a collection of 'onomatopoeia' from around the world using sound recordings from native speakers imitating the sounds of mainly animals and vehicles. Cameras from around the world. A funny Howard Dean Yeagh! remix. Fort Lauderdale Detective Mike Nahum's handsome appearance lost him a criminal case, but there is a consolation prize. He may be the only guy in the world with a court order declaring he is a "very attractive man." On the cold front. Check out these cool snow sculptures! A man who routinely speaks at the Houston City Council's public-speaker sessions punctuated his message Wednesday by hurling an egg at Mayor Pro Tem Carol Alvarado.(Has a video clip) Ever wonder what goes on inside your brain? Check out Of Mind And Matter. Stick em up!..... Seriously STICK EM UP!!! Watch out those fake boobs just may explode! Well then that's it for today! See you all tomorrow. Peace. Hoot23 Friday, January 23, 2004Day five without RichieSpunky was kind enough to put together a guest column for Thursday, which I didn't get a chance to use. So, I'm using it today. Thanks, Spunky. I have to got to work really early, so he's saved me some time (to sleep). So, without further ado... What's an "ado," anyway? Have I been doing so much of it that there should be no further ado. (According to dictionary.com, "ado" means "Bustle; fuss; trouble; bother.") Anyway, here's Spunky... Spunky's Friday RambleHi all it's Spunky and I'm here to ruin your day! Grab your coffee and let's get this going. Hey, you need a little team spirit buddy, $10 should do. Holy Cow, that's one hell of a ticket! Why can't they just let Moses have his credit? For all you non-smokers who say the smoking ban won't affect business Soccer is a true contact sport Not that anyone cares , but the real winner of the Ohio Lottery must be happy as hell after this WTF??? What was her old man thinking? How Dumb is this guy? This never happened when I went to school Taint, run to Dunkin Donuts ,get me a Large Hazelenut light and sweet,and find out what the rest of these people want. Bring back the reciept so you get reimbursed. Richie's buying Is this Ben-Lo's next bomb? This is just messed up This is why I don't go hunting Have any of you ever heard of this happening? Is the ban the best solution? Skittle , quick grab your gun , let's go Ummm, yeah, we're going to have to move your desk downstairs to the storage room Time to go kids, be sure to tip your host (look up on the right) got work to do now. See you in the forums. Thursday, January 22, 2004Day four without RichieArt Garfunkel was charged with marijuana possession after police pulled his limousine over for speeding in upstate New York. (Marijuana possession, oh my!) Great advice: The February edition of Trail magazine, the biggest-selling hiking magazine apologized today after its latest issue contained a route that would lead climbers off the edge of a cliff on Britain's tallest peak. This is one of the most hilarious things I have seen on the Net. The estate of the late philanthropist Joan B. Kroc, widow of McDonald's restaurant magnate Ray Kroc, announced plans Tuesday to donate an estimated $1.5 billion to the Salvation Army. Check out these nose rings. Idiot: Dressed in women's clothes, high-heeled shoes and a wig, 55-year-old Sandy Long, (a man), led a low-speed chase that ended when the cross-dressing driver took a wrong turn and ended up outside police headquarters. The TV Show Friends is at the center of a drug scandal after police arrested two suspected dealers on set. Now, this is a camel toe. The inhabitants of Altus, AR, the town where Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie made a stab at real life, held a ceremony unveiling the newly-named Paris Hilton Boulevard and Nicole Richie Avenue. Watch this movie. Those of you who are my age will love this: Raleigh Bicycles has confirmed that it's bringing out a new version of the chopper bike, which was popular between 1969 and 1979. (We used to make them by sawing off the folks of one bike, and slipping them on the end of the existing forks of another bike. We secured them by banging them into place with a hammer. Yes, they used to fall apart when we rode them. Anyone else do this?) Wednesday, January 21, 2004Day three without RichieWhen the hell does Richie get back? Do any of you know? Ohio Police have added a musical twist to the booby-trapped car they leave out to entice would-be thieves. The city's so-called "bait car" is now rigged to play the theme from the television show "Cops" when officers remotely disable the engine and nab the crooks. A New Zealand train driver went on indefinite stress leave after running over a garden gnome which he feared was a child. An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn web sites while browsing the Internet. A Pennsylvania man pleaded guilty to retail theft for allegedly stuffing $73 worth of shrimp down his pants at a grocery store and then fleeing from the store without paying. Good news for sex addicts: According to physicians and gynaecologists, a romp in the bed is good for a host of problems including heart disease, migraine and arthritis. An Upcoming Reality Show: The working title is "Amish in the City." In it, five Amish young adults will be uprooted from their simple life and placed with five "mainstream" Americans in a yet-to-be-disclosed city. The family of Joynal Abedin worried for more than two weeks after the father of four failed to return home from work the week before Christmas. Then, on Jan. 5, Abedin's wife, Razia Begum, received a $17,000 bill from Washington Hospital Center in the mail. A Minneapolis man pushed a button to call the Cadillac OnStar "Directions and Connections" communications service, and said "I just stole this car. I have a gun. I'm going to kill someone." Read on... Finally, check out these sidewalk drawings. Amazing! Tuesday, January 20, 2004Day two without RichieAbi Titmuss, (yes, that's her name), a British TV news reporter, has been fired for participating in a foursome. Here are more of the details. A 6-year-old girl was found dead in a motel room with a broken back Monday after what police said may have been an exorcism. Mike Rowe, a 17-year-old high school senior and Web designer from Victoria, British Columbia registered the domain name "MikeRoweSoft.com." Now, Microsoft is going after him. Nice nudes of Brooke Burke. Keyes, California volunteer firefighter Alexa Jones' other job is her porn web site and starring in porn videos. And her husband is the assistant fire chief. All of this is too much for her fellow firefighters. Seventeen of them have resigned in protest. She goes by the name "Chantel Lace" for her porn career. Think the inventor of this thing will be going to hell? The NYC Transportation Department rejected a request from Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz for a sign on the Williamsburg Bridge reading "Leaving Brooklyn: Oy Vey!" The city earlier nixed a sign reading "Leaving Brooklyn: Fuhgeddaboudit!" Remember Beavis and Butthead? Well, as it turns out, Beavis is alive and well. Check out this Lego computer. President Bush's State of the Union address is scheduled for 9:00 pm tonight. Fortunately, there is a State of the Union drinking game you can play while you watch. Okay, that's all for now. Enjoy the day. Monday, January 19, 2004Day one without RichieNote: While Richie's in Florida, I will try to make spelling and punctuation errors like he does. A U.S.-based fertility expert said on Saturday he had implanted a cloned human embryo into a 35-year-old woman and was looking for more volunteers . Check out these celebrity "make-unders." This is pretty cool: A pill to prevent people from forgetting things has come a step closer with the discovery of a protein in the brain that stimulates nerve cell growth. How to hypnotize a man. The Website Mixmaster is cool: It allows you to mix to websites. Here's The Daily Column in Drudge Report format, CNN format, or Yahoo format. Try it out. Build your very own powered model aircraft. (You may have to wait til springtime for the flies.) This is fun: Test out your police skills with this training game. When Clyde Lamar Pace emptied his pockets to pass through a courthouse metal detector in Polk County, Iowa, he apparently forgot about the small bag of marijuana. He was arrested for drug possession and resisting arrest. This is fun too: Match the celebrity to their ass. A full-scale Harpsichord, made entirely of Legos. Okay, that's it. Cya tomorrow. Sunday, January 18, 2004Leavin on a jet plane ...Well this is it , my last post for a whole week due to the fact that I will be in Florida with the wife & kids . I will be back on Sunday and dont forget to keep sending in the pledges for the Penguin Plunge , the link is on the left ...please give anything you can . Ohh, and by the way Peter convinced me to become a walking billboard for the DC on that day to add insult to my already shrunken manhood embarrasment! Ok , here we go .... Thou shalt not steal, say the Ten Commandments, but it might eventually no longer apply if you are starving in Venezuela. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHA ! A prison officer, sacked for cracking a joke about Osama bin Laden, has won a claim for unfair dismissal after a tribunal ruled the jail governor's decision was "reprehensible" very cool text pictures ...just look ! Ill have a ganga cake and a side order of weed juice please ...Man Sells Ton of Pot Through Restaurant Sigh, I loved Conker's Bad Fur Day. Enjoy this commercial for it. Italy's prime minister has been missing ....he was found and said he was recovering from plastic surgery ..huh ? Apparently some moms think gasoline is the right way to get rid of head lice Do you love the H2? Some Cops have been a little dirty with thier surviellance cameras..they have to be a little more careful . Soooo hot , want to touch the Casemod . Man Fined For Yelling At Teens Blaring Music Near His Home Belleville Rendez-vous. Canne film festival 2003 official selection. PETA ALERT!: PETA protesters get naked in Memphis Kind of a cool twist on pacman, it's Koffieman! SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK AND I WILL THINK OF ALL YOU WINTER LOVERS AS I AM IRONING MY SHORTS IN FLORIDA. Saturday, January 17, 2004Rich's Saturday pre vacation Joint2 more days till sunny Florida ...I cannot frigin wait ! Playing video games is not normally regarded as a vigorous workout session. But a new type of gamepad from a US fitness equipment company aims to turn the couch potato gamer stereotype on its head Ahh Frat Life ...Please join me and cheer for Matt while he endures the power of a wooden board. "Matt! Matt! Matt! Matt!" A sleeping Florida teen had a near death experience after a black widow spider bit her in her Miami-area home Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..I like it ! Ok , so im going to Disney but I dont think ill go this far when I get home . From the " Just shoot yourself now before you infect someone with your stupidity" file ...A man going through a courthouse metal detector emptied his pockets, tossing a small bag of marijuana into the security tray. Adam is a wierd dude ...trust me . I wish I was going to be around to respond after this story in the forums ....A man who allegedly threw a noose around a black 14-year-old's neck and called him a racial epithet was charged with a hate crime. Paula13 , please read this ....Sick of your cat stinking up the litter box? Here's some easy to follow instructions on toilet training your kitty. FIFA President Sepp Blatter has drawn condemnation from women's sports figures for saying the future of women's soccer could rest with tighter shorts...I agree Speaking of Soccer , check out these Soccer Babes . Collect the springs (and question marks) with the robotic arm. Not as easy as it sounds! Now I really didnt want to put this in but my wife said we need the good and the bad stories and I agreed with her so ....A 19-year-old Johnstown man was convicted of raping and sodomizing a 6-month-old boy and fracturing the baby's skull I guess after that story , You Can't go wrong with some Iron Mike quotes Stickin it back to the man ...again ! .....THE number of people downloading music illegally surged a month after US recording companies began suing music fans Behold, the infamous "booyah" video that's been floating around for a while now. Be sure you've got sound for the full effect. This may traumatize you, you've been warned. Tony Blair has been called "a complete dickhead" by a leading Spanish politician live on television. Some dude has a gum collection. ...But its used gum from various women that he doesn't know.... With quotes of disgust when he picks it out of the trash. Umm What ?? ....Radio 3 will be airing more than four minutes of complete silence on Friday...by design. The BBC Symphony Orchestra is to give a performance of composer John Cage's seminal piece 4'33", which does not contain a single note. And on this final selection ...Welcome to Napkin Nights Friday, January 16, 2004Rich's Pre Weekend diddyWhat's up everyone ...sorry about the absence yesterday bit sleep called and I answered hard ! As you all can see we added a link on the left over there for my Penguin Plunge donation site , please give anything you can for this very worthy cause or if you just want to see my balls in my throat ....either way as long as you are giving money As I was doing my route tonight I saw something that struck me as strange , see if anyone can figure it out ... I was delivering to Walgreens on York street in NH, now they have small shopping carts for the people who go in there and sometimes people take them home ( I mean it is new haven for christs sake )...anyways so just recently they got all new carts for the store , so upon leaving the bundle and pulling out of the lot I noticed a sign that said " removing the carts from our property will cause these carts to lock and become useless" ? ? ...now do you think it is true or is there really some device on these carts that make them lock , and if there is isnt that kinda pricey thing for a shopping cart ?
A BOY of 14 will be locked up if he says the word “grass” in the next six years. MiniKiss, coming to a bar near you! WTF ?? Graham Coutts, a musician and part-time salesman, was so obsessed with female strangulation and necrophilia that he hid Jane Longhurst's body for five weeks, visiting it regularly, before trying to set it on fire. Modern Ruins Photographic Essays: Pictorial explorations of various abandoned sites, including asylums, assorted industrial locations, hospitals, a prison, and more. For those who hate fun but love good health: a glass of red wine in a pill To match Peter's Jessica Simpson nipple , I got a Britney Nipple sighting HERE Talk about your bad timing ...A Man gets arrested for pot, takes a dump, craps out condoms of coke, now he's in deep shit Vintage motorcycle pictures, for those of you into that sort of thing From the "Just cut the shit already" file ....Britney Spears talked for the first time Wednesday about her brief and bizarre Las Vegas wedding - insisting she still believes in the "sanctity of marriage." Here's my commerical ...."Need to broaden your vocabulary to impress your peers? Become a world-class BS artist! Speak like a high-priced Web consultant instantly with BS-o-Matic." This one has Jambo written all over it ....A former emergency medical technician and a paramedic are accused of sexually assaulting a teenage girl in the back of an ambulance. Flying can really be a pain sometimes. Protect your knees from the 5 year old in front of you with "Knee Defenders". Also useful for bitchy people looking to annoy others! Breakin the Law , Breakin the Law !! ....A former drummer with Judas Priest sexually abused a 17-year-old youth with special needs who visited his home for lessons The Alpha 9 Liquidator is a sexy no nonsense cut to the chase destroyer. Please use responsibly
How to say " there's an axe in my head " in 102 languages Ok , dont forget the plunge donations if you are capable ...and I will be doing the weekend this week because I am going to Florida next week with the kids and wont be here all week so I will load you guys up this weekend so be prepared !
Thursday, January 15, 2004Thursday thoughtsAnother nasty snowy mess. Be careful driving. You'll see I added a thing to the left side over there for Richie's participation in the Madison Penguin Plunge. Let's see if all the TDC readers can help Richie reach his goal of $500 in sponsorships. You can sponsor him here. NASA's Spirit rover successfully rolled onto Mars early Thursday, placing its six wheels on solid martian ground for the first time since the robot bounced down on the Red Planet nearly two weeks ago. American Airlines pilot Dale Robun Hirsch was arrested after giving the finger to police to protest recently introduced Brazilian security measures that require U.S. citizens to be fingerprinted and photographed upon entering the country. Burger King's has introduced bun-less Whoppers this week in an effort to cater to everyone on a low-carb diet. (Coming soon: Cup-less milkshakes.) Eastman Kodak Co. on Tuesday said it will stop selling traditional film cameras in the United States, Canada and Western Europe. The SNET name is now gone. It's just SBC now. Good news for Neve Campbell fans: She's agreed to appear nude in an upcoming movie. (It's called "When Will I Be Loved," and it's scheduled for release in September, Spunky.) Here we go: Jessica Simpson's nipple. (Well, part of it, at least.) And, her crotch. (Panty-less, I think. What do you think?) Here's a closer look. Women around the world are being told they can now have an orgasm at the touch of a button. The makers of "Slightest Touch" say their device can give women longer, better and more intense orgasms. It costs $140.00, and you can get one here. An attempt to auction off the state of West Virginia drew 56 bids and nearly enough promised dollars to fill the state's projected budget hole before eBay learned of the joke. Just in case you ever need it: How to communicate with a deaf hooker. This is difficult to explain. Just try it out. Wednesday, January 14, 2004Wednesday wordsA British woman is getting her "tits out" to raise money for a multiple sclerosis charity. Here's her website. Colombian authorities arrested a man who arranged to be kidnapped to get back at his cheating wife. Kenny Bethel has been picking up lost balls on the Palmetto Golf Course in Miami and selling them back to golfers at a discount for decades -- sleeping on the course and using the toilets and showers at night. Not bothering anyone and making a lot of friends. Now, they're kicking him out. This is fun. Control this robotic arm. A leaky hose in a window of the laboratory module Destiny has been blamed for the International Space Station's three-week drop in air pressure. They fixed it. Now you can mock the unhappy circumstances, embarrassing failures, and painful experiences of a friend or relative with Insensitivity Cards. I did a piece for WTNH yesterday. It'll air during February sweeps. A Pennsylvania woman who hit her boyfriend with a hammer, stabbed him with scissors and knives, and disfigured his penis by biting it got only 9 months in prison. A 55-year-old man is suing a local church because it won't give back a $126,000 donation he gave during a deep depression five years ago. Catherine Bosley, a news anchor for 10 years at WKBN in Youngstown, Ohio, lost her job after pictures of her naked while participating in a wet T-shirt contest showed up on the Internet. And, of course, here are the photos. Finally, Jaime Pressly's February 2004 Playboy pics. Rich's Humpday HappeningsWell another day and a couple more donations for The Special Olympics by you generous people . If you dont know by now , I am doing the Penguin Plunge for Special Olympics on Feb 21st @the Madison Surf Club and am looking for donations towards this worthy cause . I hope no one is sick of this plea because it will be here in every one of my columns for the next 5 weeks Dc donations so far : Noser69, Armyofone, Mrpunch000 , Jggori , Susan Sawyer ,Brendan Magnan ,Gary Canapinno ,Gina Defonzo, Sailor David , Redsoxmike Thanks so much for all your support Ok , now for a little rant.....Doesnt it drive you nuts as a homeowner to drive up some streets and see some people still havent even touched thier walks 2 days after a snow storm , I mean come on people grab a shovel , it will take you all of 10 minutes to clear the god damn walkway!..fucking renters Or these people who dont clean thier cars off and just clean a spot in the front window and drive like that ?...who does that ??? ...we are living in a society here people , get off your asses and put a little effort into life will ya ?
Ok I usually dont do this but im starting off with the hottest chick in the world right now , Im smitten with her Italian Beauty. Gentlemen say hello to Carmella Desesare Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. grandmother was rarin' to get out of the hospital and get back to knitting yesterday after the M-80 firecracker she thought was a candle severed the tips of four fingers. "Atlanta's Rock Station" has a thong of the day. Me likey Ok , here is the series of events ...Man steals snake, puts it in his pocket, snake bites him in the nuts...enjoy ! All the secret recipes for every fast food staple, from Big Macs to KFC coleslaw. Spectacularly pointless Ill take my hard drive twice baked please !....German police are investigating after an angry man returned a computer he had just bought saying it was packed with small potatoes instead of computer parts. Spongebob Squarepants Movie. I wonder if they'll get goofball Mike Myers to play Spongebob. A man who lived on a golf course for 40 years was told to leave because some golfers complained that he scared them. A seemingly innocent bystander gets the beat down. Perhaps someone speaks this language and can shed some light on what's happening here Chocolate and cheese are possibly the best known Swiss culinary delights but in some rural parts of the Alpine country puppies and kittens spice up the menu. Avoid the falling spikes of doom in this good game. A woman seeking to buy crack cocaine called the wrong numbers, but still tried to buy the drug from people she had mistakenly called Clown Porn must be stopped , seriously ! Tuesday, January 13, 2004Rich's Tuesday ThanksI would like to start out by saying a big thank you to all of you who donated money to The Special Olympics via me doing the Penguin Plunge yesterday . These people have been nice enough to help out a worthy cause & myself DC members : ARMYOFONE , NOSER69 and MRPUNCH000 Thanks again If you still havent pledged anything , you can do so HERE if you feel the urge to give....just look for my name on the right hand side and click on it then follow the instructions from there .
Roger Clemens turned from hero to douchbag just that quick . Did you like the movie Donnie Darko? Still trying to make sense of the whole thing? In a precedent-setting case, Brooklyn jurors yesterday awarded $20 million to the widow of a cigarette smoker who died of cancer, saying they wanted to teach Big Tobacco a lesson for selling a deadly product Mmmmm, Rebecca Gayheart Topless Paparazzi Photos. When are we gonna learn ?? ....An Army sergeant may face civil penalties after airport screeners found an inert land mine in his luggage. A French Author Claims 'Finding Nemo' Plagiarism. For that hard to shop for last minute gift: Ties with microscopic views of infectious diseases! Remember the surfer girl who got her arm bit off by the shark..Well the One armed, shark attack girl competes in surfing contest For all you smokers out there ...Entertaining story about how smoking really can kill. Even if indirectly. Lust has been wrongly branded a vice and should be "reclaimed for humanity" as a life-affirming virtue, according to a top philsopher. Video titled "The Cousin of Bruce Lee". This guy is pretty amazing. The University of Hawaii's sports opponents and even school officials think the university's Polynesian warrior mascot has gotten too, well, warlike. "La Bastille " is a very-large-scale integrated art installation created by Technology House at Brown University. The product of over five months of planning, construction, and installation, La Bastille is the largest art installation ever to appear in Rhode Island, partially visible from Narragansett Bay and from Interstate 95." - In other words, it plays the Tetris well. How to play Flygirl Monday, January 12, 2004Monday morning musingsGreetings. Hope you all enjoyed your weekend. A British woman won almost $180,000 dollars after surviving for a week without sleep. (When I was much younger, I wanted to see how long I could go without sleeping. I lasted about 5 days. It sucked. Don't try it.) Anyone see 60 minutes last night? There was an interesting piece on the Greyston Bakery in Yonkers, NY, which is a for-profit company that employs the "unemployable," like recovering addicts, ex-cons, etc. They make expensive gourmet cakes, and they use their profits to help those in need of help. Great idea. Here's their site. Buy a cake. In idiot news: A Croatian man blew up his frozen car after trying to warm it by lighting a fire under the engine. Sad, but true: A Tennessee woman was convicted of killing her 4-month-old son by giving him a pacifier she had rolled in crushed OxyContin pills. Watch this video of a kid solving Rubik's cube in 44 seconds ... with one hand. Good news for beer lovers: A German brewery has developed a beer containing vitamins and minerals it says are designed to slow the aging process. Okay, perhaps this is an interesting invention, but it makes your dog look like an idiot. The Pet Umbrella keeps your pet dry and comfortable in rain, sleet or snow. Want a Segway but don't have $5,000.00 to blow? Well, there's now a (sort-of) clone available for $1500.00. Here's a new twist on bras: The YalmulkeBra. Hmm. I guess eating right and exercises does work. Watch this animation of this guy's progress in one year. If you're interested, here's how he did it. Here's another one of those "build-a-face" things. Try it out. Rich's Plea for PledgesI have gone MAD ! ....Now all you loyal readers who enjoy my column every weekday know how much I hate the winter and the cold , and if you dont read my column everyday you should be ashamed of yourself first off and secondly let me tell you that I HATE THE WINTER WITH A PASSION !! Ok with that said Im going to do something on Febuary 21st I never thought I would ever do , I never thought these words would be coming out of my mouth but ....It's so hard to say .....Im....Im ....Umm ...Im going to do the Penguin Plunge !@#$$!@$% That's right , Im going to submerge my fat ass in Long Island sound for the Special Olympics of Connecticut. A good friend of mine is in charge of special events for them and tricked me into it but once I found out what it was for I was hooked . The event wil take place at the Madison Surf Club @ noon on Sat, Feb 21st, I would appreciate all your help in pledging money to me to jump my butt in the freezing cold water for this great charity so handi capable people could enjoy the thrill of victory and competitiveness . If you would like to donate anything to me , CLICK HERE and look for my name on the right then follow instructions after that. If you wanna come down and see a drunk fat guy jump into freezing water you can do that too because im going to need all the moral support I can get. The way I figure it is with over 10,000 readers a day visiting this site , the pledge total should be good . Thank you in advance for your kindness Ok enough of the shameless plugs , onto the column... Can you say "Perfect World" ? .....A German brewery has developed a beer containing vitamins and minerals it says are designed to slow the ageing process This is for all you hardcore Pink Floyd fans out there . Honesty is the best policy. That's the way long-time MBTA employee Peter Popovics sees it. Popovics found an envelope in a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot. Inside was $4,000 and a checkbook. I dont know but if you ladies kiss your pocketbook it just might turn into a handsome prince ...try it . North Korea has launched a nationwide anti-smoking campaign after its leader Kim Jong-il reportedly quit the habit and called on his people to follow suit MSNBC's The year in Pictures 2003. Incredible photos here. Amazing feat of stupidity #54: the tobaccoccino UHHHH DUHHHH ...A Croatian man blew up his frozen car after trying to warm it by lighting a fire under the engine So when is the last time you put the dog in the bathtub? I just can never get enough of Shannon Elizabeth About 20 women inmates stripped off clothing and protested from their prison roof, claiming they've been held for more than a year without trial and should be freed I will give you one more chance, and then I never listen to a word you say again, you chirping bird On sale now at eBay: aircraft carrier, only three owners Sunday, January 11, 2004OopsDue to a scheduling error, Spunky's Saturday column was not posted yesterday. So, I have posted both his Saturday and Sunday columns today. -Peter Spunky's Shivering my ass off SundayWill this cold ever end??? It's so cold my windows are frosting up between the safety layers,making it a bitch to drive. This is for that stupid ass with the 91 Acura Integra with the 4 color primer and Ghetto exhaust that cut me off on I-91 in Hartford right in front of the cop last night, Fuck You! not that your drug dealing ass knows how to read anyway. Anyone up for some fun stuff? If you're a man then you've seen this show on Discovery Channel. They have really put out some good guy shows lately Ooops, somebody forgot to shred those Follow up to that lottery lady Hoot, don't worry , this won't happen anywhere near you man. This is a very sad story Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to hold that midnight sale after all 9th century ? more like 20th century artifacts found It's people like this that take the fun out of DWI Another dumbass DWI story This is another great TV show And the award for Worst PMS goes to...... As a parent I find some things very disturbing. Judith Scruggs is one of them. She was the woman who was charged with child endangerment after her 12 yr old son committed suicide. She says constant teasing and bullying from other kids caused his death,I say if she took the time to make sure the kid was clean and healthy maybe the other kids wouldn't have made fun of her son , but mostly she would have seen the signs of his inner turmoil. Either way this story pisses me off. ..........Disagree with me, tell me in the forums. Sorry about that, sometimes one has to rant Follow up to the cable guy story. Michael Jackson won't be moving to Virginia anytime soon They claim to be able to predict the future, we shall see. Ahhh Jessica ......this should be safe for office Now a few this one's for skittle Those should keep you guys busy for awhile Click ,watch video on this page That's it for my Sunday stuff. I'm going back to bed while I still can. Stay warm. Thanks Pete and Richie once again for letting me poison the minds of the TDC readers. Friday, January 09, 2004Spunky's Cold as Ice SaturdayOk, the first thing I have to say before anything, I hate Fucking Winter! I can't believe it ,but I actually agree with Richie on something I also want to say this, it's cold out and you need to bundle up. When the wind chill is -25 listen to the weatherman. If you must go out make sure you dress warm, let the car warm up,and make your only 2 stops the drive-up ATM and the Reef. Once inside, stay there. Riding those narly slopes or hitting the half-pipe can wait until it warms up a bit. Pissing on yourself is not a good way to stay warm Are you ready for a column?? Ok go get your coffee, we'll all just sit here and freeze while we wait for you We've waited enough, let's do this When someone breaks into your house, why not fix them a cup of tea Pissed off at your insurance agent? What the hell is this guy's problem? Now this is how the news should be reported Here's a story from Taint's younger years Can we all just stop suing people over stupid shit? As if you believed her in the first place In a van,down by the River........ I know some people don't like their future son-in -law , but this is just plain wrong Can you say Dumbass?? Otis, that's not such a good thing to do man Ahhh , Pete Rose has been quite a topic in the forums , now let's see if he can stay in the game. Let the kids play, let the ref make bad calls, and don't be such an asshole I smell Bullshit! I'm speechless with this one, just make sure you read the Fantasy section Rich girls are idiots Football, from a "Chick's" point of view German beer is good for you! Well kids it's freezing in here but don't worry I'll be back tomorrow with some more good stuff for you all. Until then, stay warm and if you haven't already join in the forums! Rich's Friday StuffDo me a favor will all of you ...If any of you see Peter on the street , kidnap him and bring him to my house to put my computer back together after a friend fucked it up because he told me he was coming over when he gets a free minute and he never has one so this seems to be the only way .....Thank You in advance
Damn I should have went to medical school !!! Doctor on trial for letting woman masturbate on his office floor and agreeing to touch her breast to help achieve orgasm Photos of IRC dorks from all around the world. German police said Thursday they had arrested a would-be vampire robber ready to scare bank staff with his false Dracula teeth. This is very cool ... Several panoramic views of Stonehenge. What kind of friends coat your apartment — and nearly everything in it — with tinfoil while you're away? Here's a hint: One of the only objects that escaped the shiny treatment was a book titled "Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends." I figure most of you out there who frequent this site like to click on things. If that describes you, and you're not familiar with memepool, this link is for you. It's been a favorite of mine forever A Cape Town family's grief at losing a loved one turned to outright shock and dismay when the undertaker brought the wrong body to the funeral The Prelinger Archives: Home of many public domain public education films (Duck and Cover, Molly Grows Up, As Boys Grow), commercials (Lucky Strike ads), etc. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's . . . Actually, it's probably poop, and whether it came from a bird or a bathroom aboard an airplane The Hilton Sisters Live journal ...niiiiiice . Live sand art, so cool you could probably masturbate to it.
Thursday, January 08, 2004Liar: (n) : a person who lies repeatedly.John Rowland is a beady-eyed lying sack of shit. A quick TDC hello to reader "John" who met Laurie the other day and had nice things to say to her about the website. Thanks, John. Scary stuff: Government nuclear experts are working undercover in major U.S. cities, using high-tech equipment hidden in briefcases and golf bags to hunt for radiological "dirty" bombs and other weapons terrorists might use. Check out the Reebok car. A woman who's suing to block payment of a $162 million lottery prize to the validated winner has a criminal record that includes convictions for misuse of a credit card and criminal trespassing. Nice top, Penelope.
Orgasms from around the world. Adrienne Hoyesen-Samen, (also known as "Bridezilla"), who made national headlines last year when she was arrested on her wedding day, was arrested again Sunday — this time for allegedly baring her buttocks to Yale University police. Here's a nice new paparazzi shot of Rebecca Gayheart, topless. Thinking about going back to school? How about enrolling at Sex University? Most women said that if their man were neatly groomed they’d spend more time with Mr. Happy. The Balltrimmer removes hair in just seconds. And, a quiz for know-it-alls. Rich's Thursday TackleboxSorry about the missing column yesterday but the new job duties started yesterday and it took me a little longer than I expected. I have a Rant that I need to get off my chest ... It is about you people who still have your christmas stuff up. I mean Christmas was over 2 weeks ago and some people still have thier frigin tree up for christ sake. I was driving through the Annex last night on my route and could not believe the amount of people who still are turning there outside Xmas decorations on ...It's January 8th , Cut the cord people ....literally ! And to all those people who said that they love the winter back in august ....are you still gonna stick to that after the last 2 days ??....if you are then you should ,ove to the North Pole because you are part penguin . Ok , a column for the masses ...... A doctor who treated George Harrison for cancer shortly before his death is being sued by the ex-Beatle's estate for allegedly coercing him to sign autographs on his deathbed and violating his privacy. French police said they were hunting for a passenger who failed to show up for an Air France flight that was canceled on Christmas Eve, the first of more than two dozen such cancellations that disrupted holiday travel to the United States. A young Colombian thief hid in a package he sent to a wealthy home but his planned burglary went wrong when suspicious security guards called in bomb disposal experts The first persokien to take this and replace all the names with unsuspecting DCer's wins a cookie. Well, if by cookie, you realize I mean nothing at all, except the respect of your peers. Yea... New research will bring joy to the hearts of shoe-loving women everywhere - high heels may actually help their wearers avoid painful knee conditions The Geek Hierarchy...im gonna say anyone who has played Magic-The Gathering card game belongs on this page...hehe , you know who im talking to If you can imagine that the courts took thier time to hear this but a Judge was told that child-porn block affects other sites
HugeURL.com, because tiny URL's are much less fun than attacking someone with a wall of hypertext. Sometimes you just have to scratch your head and ask why ?...A Man tries to sneak BB gun onto plane Butt Puckering can bring you happiness , and there's a book to prove it AN aging elephant in Thailand has gotten a new lease on life after a veterinarian fitted the animal with custom-made dentures If you've ever wanted a reason to dislike skaters, here's your chance. (WARNING: Graphic violence.) Hoot's wet dream .....Dirty AIM icons, great for sending that special lady (or, eh, man) a big hint
Tuesday, January 06, 2004Rich's Tuesday EditorialsI like Bill O Reilly, I think he has alot of interesting points and makes alot of sense sometimes .....but there are some who dont agree with me and they have a whole page full of stuff that makes him look like an ass ...check it out . Here's a good one by him ..... It is simply astounding that some people are spinning the Reagan movie controversy as a censorship issue. The usual left-wing suspects are screaming the "conservatives" forced CBS to abandon the project. The New York Times editorialized: "It should have come as no surprise that conservatives, protective of Mr. Reagan's image at all times, would launch on the fierce assaults that have become so familiar whenever the right wants to scare the media ... " And Barbra Streisand, an increasingly amusing presence, says, "this is censorship pure and simple." One wonders if The Times and La Streisand would react the same way if Bill Clinton, on his deathbed, was mocked in a network docu-drama starring Pamela Anderson as Monica Lewinsky. The truth is that the Reagan movie demeans a dying president and the wife who is caring for him. Ten years from now, this Reagan film could run all day long and most of the public wouldn't really care. Certainly the Kennedy family has been worked over by the TV movie czars. But Americans are not big on cruelty when it can be associated with current tragedy. Nancy Reagan, herself, called the movie cruel, and many Americans see it that way. CBS, wisely, does not want to be in the "cruelty business," as they say in the bistros of Beverly Hills. But there are two questions in play here. First, how could a hokey, over-the-top film like this get greenlighted in the first place, and second what about Dr. Laura? Let's take Laura Schlessinger first. You'll remember the radio advice-giver tried to launch a syndicated TV program but was picketed by gay rights activists. They objected to her biblical take on the morality of homosexuality. They threatened to boycott sponsors and implored Paramount to cancel Laura. Her show went down in flames. Maybe I missed the New York Times editorial deploring "politically correct" censorship in this case. As for Babs, well, the silence was deafening. So could this be a case of selective outrage over perceived right-wing "censorship"? Or are we dealing with outright hypocrisy here? You make the call. I have often stated that the media is not looking out for you because it doesn't understand you, nor does it care about you. The "folks" are seen as ratings points, dollar signs. You might think that a movie about the Reagans written by a liberal, produced by two liberals, directed by a left-winger and starring the husband of Barbra Streisand, might have raised a red flag or two. But not in the hallways of CBS Entertainment. That kind of roster is common in show business, so why would anyone question it? And even when the film was screened few at CBS understood the brewing perfect storm. They simply don't know how much of the country thinks. But there's something else. Do you think CBS would have financed a movie about the Gores written by Rush Limbaugh? Of course not. Anyone pitching that would have been mocked and scorned. But it's OK to carve up the Reagans? More hypocrisy? In the end, this is another victory for the folks, not for the political ideologues. CBS could not care less if a few million conservative zealots object to a program. But when the wind shifts and the fire of indignation starts taking hold in the minds of everyday Americans who value fairness, then CBS and every other media outfit must care. For if they ignore those alarms, they will surely go down in flames. And good Pete Rose on I got .... The 1919 Black Sox can rest easy; they're off the hook. Peter Edward Rose is now the blackest eye ever for the national pastime. And if Bud Selig lifts the lifetime ban on Pete Rose, the commish will further tarnish his tie-dyed legacy. Quite simply, Rose should not be reinstated -- now or ever. For 14 years, apropos considering that was his uniform number, Rose has looked into our eyes and maintained that he did not bet on baseball -- the game's cardinal sin. And for 14 years, some of us held him to his word. After all, the Hit King wouldn't hustle us, the kids who grew up sliding head-first on sandlots across America. In Pete Rose: My Prison Without Bars, Rose says his daddy taught him two things: baseball and responsibility. Of the first, there is no doubt. The second remains to be seen. Just because Rose is coming hat-in-hand does not mean that he has learned a life lesson. What it means is that Rose knows his window of opportunity for getting into the Hall of Fame is closing. If he is not reinstated by December 2005, his candidacy falls to the Veteran's Committee. The baseball writers are more likely to give Rose a pass; the vets don't look to be as inviting. Considering that, Rose's latest attempt to get into the good graces of the game comes across as being as irresponsible as betting on baseball. In light of his admission of guilt, Pete Rose is not good for baseball. The lesson learned is not worth the potential scrutiny the game faces. If Selig wants to make a ruling so that Rose is eligible for the Hall of Fame, no problem; there are others with questionable character already enshrined. But Rose should not be allowed to darken another clubhouse or front office as a team's employee. Let me know what you think about both in the forums today , Ok ?
Rabbits' paws, horseshoes and shamrocks really are lucky for those who believe in them...I am never going to break another mirror again ! This one is for Daveyboy ...Can't pass a drug test on your own? Try the new Whizzinator You ladies better get to work because SPERM counts have fallen by almost a third since 1989 A kick ass adventure game ....I had fun with it Interesting site with tons of information (population, races, male-to-female ratio, average income, average house price, etc.) about every city--no matter how big or small--around the United States. This might be a little extreme ....Previous research has shown circumcised men are less likely to be infected with HIV, and a new study helps explain why. Also for Daveyboy .... When all else fails, and there's no hope of ever getting laid, carve your own Ferrari out of wood. Forget online dating. Why not just buy a virtual girlfriend on eBay instead? The better you type, the more naked she gets. I got a 99 Well I guess they won because Since early fall, the number of online Americans engaged in swapping digital music files has declined by 50 percent The basic idea in chessboxing is to combine the #1 thinking sport and the #1 fighting sport into a hybrid that demands the most of its competitors – both mentally and physically, yet which can be performed by easiest means. THE 100,000 implant testicles for dogs American Gregg Miller has sold might not have done much for the sex life of castrated canines, but they have worked wonders for the self-esteem of guilty owners. When you're too cheap to buy a new phone to replace your old busted phone, Duct-tape once again comes to the rescue In case you were curious, you can, in fact, reproduce the video game Pacman in Microsoft's Excel. WHY DO YOU PUNISH ME GOD ??
Monday, January 05, 2004First Full Week of the New YearDrive carefully this morning. The weather's supposed to be nasty. NASA's robotic explorer Spirit spent it's first full day on Mars on Sunday and began to send photos back to Earth. Here's a link to all of the images received so far. Britney Spears married a childhood friend from Louisiana in an early morning ceremony on Saturday, but quickly arranged to have it annulled. I wonder if they at least enjoyed a wedding night together. A medical transport pilot landed his helicopter in the Stamford Hospital parking lot on New Year's Day to transfer a sick infant. However, since a city ordinance prohibits helicopters from landing anywhere in the city, the pilot is now in trouble with the city. Anyone else see anything wrong with this? Okay, potheads, here's a test for you: Which ones are pot, and which ones are not? The chief of the Transportation Security Administration at Dulles International Airport was placed on administrative leave yesterday after being charged with drunken driving while he was on duty for a New Year's Eve Code Orange alert. Making peeing more fun: The "klokicker" is a urinal soccer game. It's a green plastic inset for a urinal, with a football goal installed on top. Check out what was a production prototype of the Ford "J-Bird:" a six-wheel pink Thunderbird. This is so cool: The Pixelito is a 6.9 gram radio controlled helicopter. There's a link to a video of it flying on the right side of the page. I want one. Here's a very cool panorama shot of Times Square on New Year's Eve. (You need Quicktime 5) Take a moment to view some of the camera phone photos sent in to this site. If you're looking for the nudity, it's in the most viewed section. Rich's Monday Super ColumnAnother weekend and no snow ...all we need is 15 more weekends like this and summer will be here , I know I got my fingers crossed Hope everyone liked my porn o rama over the weekend ! Well it looks like Britney's Sham wedding is going to be over before it began, she is going to file for annulment today . So much flash nipple tweaking action A woman was killed this morning after she was apparently hit by a vehicle and thrown into a nearby HOV lane while walking naked along an Interstate Eugene sings the hits.... I remember this one from the .com days. Oh, those "stupid Yanks," those "stupid Americans." But a new survey reveals that the duh factor is not confined to these shores, Jessica Simpson notwithstanding. The British are not exactly the sharpest tools in the drawer themselves Waste your day away with some flash casino games A COUPLE is suing a British supermarket chain after their dog was hurt trying to grab one of the store's leaflets from their letterbox Blonde jokes are lame, but this one isn't bad. Flash animation loads a little slow but is worth the wait. A convicted bank robber who told a prison psychologist he wanted to "spice up" his life by shooting a famous person has admitted threatening to kill U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton...I dont know if that would be such a bad thing ?? Dear Sir, WTF ??...Armed robbers forced a married couple to have oral sex and intercourse in front of their daughter while ransacking the family's home. Home Appliance Shooting Part 4 Four : Guns and a Front-end Loader Only in Connecticut I've got to move to LA....ah club life Jacqueline Stallone has revived the ancient art of Rumpology. Sunday, January 04, 2004Hoot's Sunday StewHey ya!!! Happy New Year! With that Christmas loot burning a hole in my pocket I bought a great cd the other day. The band is JET and the record is Get Born. If you have heard the single "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" that has been playing on the radio and is used in Apple's Ipod commercials and you like it, do yourself a favor and go get this disc. It is awesome especially for a debut album!!! I keep listening to it over and over again! JET Email Signup Tired of getting presents that suck? Well the site "What a Crappy Present" may help. Tipsy teacher tallys two tickets!!! Rudy Ray Moore is Dolemite!!! Ok this is funny!!! Watch out for Devastatin Dave The Turntable Slave who will Zip Zap Rap ya!!! I think he is in contempt of court!!! Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs 'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity!!! For those of you that love your keyboard and each individual key so much, take them with you when you go out!!! I think this guy is eating too many mushrooms! Yo mang you seen the Yello Dello? Thousands of roommates share your bed and don't pay rent! Now I am sure everybody has heard about our U.S. soldiers capturing Saddam Hussein. Well this guy says that the U.S. did not capture him but that the Kurds did. See what you think. A photographic atlas of the moon. Put this one in the Oops category! Create an elephant with a monkey head, a cheetah tail, and zebra legs. Or maybe a pig with a bison head, rhinoceros legs and a dog tail. What can you make at Switch Zoo? I will see everyone soon. Peace. Hoot23 Saturday, January 03, 2004A Rare Porn FestI figured I would do an Adult only So without further delay , here we go ..... I LIKE , I LIKE !!! Awwww ..Britney Beautiful nipples ...just beautiful ! You want a nice can , I'll give you a Nice Can I am going to try and please everyone now ... First off , Check out SEXZOOL.com , it has every kind of porn available and it's free. For you China Doll lovers , THIS is for you For you Latin Lovers , THIS is for you For you Redhead fans , THIS is for you For all you Boob fans, a nice amatuer rack right HERE THIS doesnt look comfortable at all For all you Ebony lovers , THIS is for you And I always have to finish with some beautiful Lebian Love .....HERE and HERE And one for you ladies HERE....... Ok , enough for today ..I hope I didnt offend too many of you but sometimes you just got to cut loose !
Friday, January 02, 2004Twas the season, but it's overOkay, the holidays are over. Get back to work. Just a short one today... Here's the Washington Post's list of What's Out and In for 2004. Sixty-seven-year-old Dorothy Fletcher is pretty lucky. She suffered a heart attack on a flight from Philadelphia to Florida. (That's not the lucky part.) When a flight attendant asked: "Is there a doctor on board?" 15 heart specialists, all bound for a medical conference in Florida, stood up to offer help. According to Blender magazine, Britney does not have fake boobs. Check out the exploding kitty. (No, it's not real.) A New York woman has filed a $10-million claim against Starbucks, alleging she was badly burned by coffee that leaked from the container. The readers of Guitar World magazine have voted Limp Bizkit and Creed the Worst Bands of Year. Cool video: These guys made a full-size RC vehicle out of a 1982 Toyota Camry. Take the Ultimate Breast Test from the folks at Playboy. Rich's Holiday OverdoseOk , I love the holidays but now that it is over im ready to get back to regular life...Ahh regular life... midget porn, racing flamingo's and drinking the blue toilet water....umm nevermind what I just said , let's just enjoy the column ..... Laying on the ground with his motorcycle handlebars sticking 6 inches into his abdomen, Brian Shipwash wanted to make sure he did one more thing in case he died. Boy , the police departments are getting lazy ...I wish this was only a joke but it's not !!! What the hell is this world coming to when this cant happen ??...No hurling refrigerators off of high rise building for Africans during New Year's eve celebrations The Amazing Adventures of Psycho Tammy. Britney kissed Madonna, Madonna kissed Christina, but when Christina kissed Britney, she thought it was "scary." ..ohh what a tangled web we weave when we french kiss ! The new Sony Qrio, pure disco dancing hotness. (video) IMPULSIVE New Year resolutions were almost guaranteed to fail, a researcher has warned Fight Club Rule No. 2 LESBIAN pop duo Tatu are running against Vladimir Putin in a bid to become joint presidents of their native Russia....if you cant remember what they look like ,Take a Look ( mad camel toe included) Tis the season ....Cable guys from hell drag neighborhood cat 10 miles behind truck Hoot traded in his blueflames laptop cover for one of these. 2 cats stories in one column ...JEEZ ?? ....Woman goes to buy Pepsi from vending machine, gets kitten instead Ok , I thought I was going to have a brand new hot pic of Britney but im going to wait till tommorow to post ....
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