Rich's Weekend Jamboree

After a full week of ranting and raveing , I completely forgot to post the Contest Picture more than once so I only got about 5 entries so I am going to have to pick from those this weekend..oh well ?

Ok enough chatter ....

TWO Bosnian brothers who say they can drink as much as they want without feeling drunk have been told they each have a spare set of fully functioning kidneys

Squirrel Squash, it puts the I in IINTENSITYY

Ever want to yank off someone's leg and beat them over the head with it? A Virginia man did just that.

How To guides on unusually strange topics.

An Orlando man was found dead in his yard near his injured wife Thursday after he fell, became stranded and ordered his wife not to get help for three days

Edited GI Joe Cartoons PSA overdubbed

Antoinette Stavropoulos says she is in no shape to maintain the overgrown lawn for which she has been fined nearly three times the value of her home

I love games where I get to smash stuff!

A German woman has taken her male neighbour to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session

The Frogstar Huge .WAV Archive

For you sports fans out there ....The brilliant save by Rene Higuita.

China's first man-turned-woman denied entry into Miss World Competition

the story of paul bunyan as told by microsoft

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND , IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL !

Finally Friday

Yeah, yeah, I know. I've been missing all week. Sorry. I'm a bad host.

Congrats to Richie and Hoot on the Penguin Plunge.

Rosie O'Donnell married her longtime girlfriend Thursday, taking what she called a proud stand for gay civil rights in the city where more than 3,300 other same-sex couples have tied the knot since Feb. 12.

Some nice sights from Carnival in Rio.

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling and the founders of the Google search engine have landed on Forbes magazine's annual list of billionaires.

How To Fart At Work Without Anyone Knowing.

Radio shock-jock Howard Stern on Thursday blamed a conservative backlash prompted by the exposure of singer Janet Jackson's breast on television for the suspension of his show after a broadcast including talk of anal sex and offensive racial slurs.

Maurizio Giuliano has broken the record to become the youngest person to visit all 192 of the world's independent countries.

A Norwegian sexologist is compiling a book to show off the variety of his countrymens' penises.

The first drug that promises to attack cancer by choking off its blood supply won federal approval Thursday, a treatment for advanced colon cancer called Avastin.

Wisconsin's Attorney General was cited for drunken driving after she ran her car off of a highway late Monday.

This guy got one of those "Real Dolls" to test it out "for science."

A Labrador retriever has been found alive on an isolated cove of a Southeast Alaska island more than a month after its owner was given up for dead when his boat sank in rough seas.

Okay, gotta get up really early.

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Im sorry about being so long winded this week but I have alot of stuff to get off my mind and thank god you guys are here to listen and agree or disagree.

First off let me make myself clear about yesterday's column about Ralph Nader because I got a couple emails reading me the riot act about it ..I didnt say he shouldnt run I just question his motives why , of course everyone has the right to run if they choose that's why it is America .

Ok next is this whole Social Security issue , I havent really read the whole story yet but I am getting that the jist of it is that there isnt going to be any left for my generation so why the hell are we continuing to have it taken out of our checks if we arent going to be getting anything ?..I say stop taking it from us if we arent getting any of it ...right ?

Ok enough of that shit , here's some good stuff .....

Clear Channel Radio has suspended the Howard Stern program indefinitely for breaking new company rules of decency

And here is A petition to boycott Clear Channel

A retired Manhattan firefighter, on trial for stealing grisly "souvenirs" from Ground Zero, kept a macabre collection of body-part photographs from the tragedy - including a gilt-framed portrait of himself holding a human hip bone.

If you laugh you're going to hell.. Guess I'm going to hell. In other news,.. OWWWWWWWWWW!!

How Mr Cockburn fought spam..(huhhuh , I said cock)

Welcome to the OUTLAWMASTER1 Web Site. Here you will find basic information about me and what I'm looking for. Eventually, an application

Paris Hilton's ex wants to bang Christina Aguilera

Which one has the best boobies? VOTE!

A trial date for one of Courtney Love's two criminal cases was delayed after she told the judge she dismissed her lawyer because he wanted her to plead guilty..PPSSTT courtney , your are guilty sweetie .

Finally, a place to expose the true evil of my elementary school PE teacher

A bench warrant has been issued for the arrest of minor league pitcher Jae-Kuk Ryu, the Chicago Cubs minor-league pitcher who killed an osprey last year by beaning it with a baseball

"You are one of the lucky Americans who have the opportunity to Discover Hip Hop!"

Everything you ever wanted to know about Male Masturbation

Ok people , time for some sleep .

Throwing my hat in the ring

Now Im not this huge political guy ,never claim to be and frankly dont want to be one but something has got my goat this week...Ralph Nader . Nader has announced his bid for the presidency again...WHY ?

Nader cost the Democrats the election last time and helped George Bush into office by dividing the Democratic vote and single handedly killed Al Gore's bid for office . I was watching a news program last night were it said the two states that cost Gore were New Hampshire and Florida . They said Bush won by 27,000 votes in Nh but Nader had about 40,000 votes that would have went for Gore . In Florida Bush won by 537 votes and Nader had something like 90,000 votes that would have vaulted Gore into office ..

My take is the Nader is all about me, me ,me . If Ralph Nader believes, as he says, that his candidacy can stop "our country from being taken down and taken apart by corporate politics," he has every right, perhaps even a moral duty, to run for president. Every principle of democracy is on his side.

But if Nader thinks that there's no difference between Republicans and Democrats, as he argued in 2000, he is strangely oblivious to the radical shift in direction the country has taken in the last three years. If he thinks he did not help elect George Bush in 2000, he borders on the delusional.

And if he thinks there's no chance of him replaying his spoiler role in this year's election, he demonstrates a nieve attitude that leads us to conclude he's putting his ego ahead of the very causes he spent a lifetime fighting to support.

Ok , Im stepping down from my Soapbox and am going to make you laugh a little ....

Dont forget to vote in the advocate's "Best of " poll here..remember #67 should say Rich from Donovans Reef and #76 and 113 should say Donovans Reef. Thank You

A little Twisted humor here, I'm sure some of you will find it funny.

Erica Meredith is promising to give her car a G-rated makeover. Her '76 Buick has an airbrushed stripper on the trunk

Help Bush save the White House from Terrorists. I feel so American now

French model who met Wacko Jacko when she was 13 says they kissed and then some

Uhhh.. I guess there's something for everyone these days, I present to you crotchless underwear for men

A student fell 11 stories to his death during a spitting contest on his 20th birthday...What ?

"Is to bring you nothing but original videos of people burning real farts. We have searched the Internet and found no real videos. So, we felt it was our duty to produce this site." Some of you may find this useful.

A conservative Episcopal theologian is denouncing his denomination's first open homosexual bishop for accepting an award from a pornographic website.

HARRRRRR, it's "Beej's Pirate Image Archive".

A Blind man kills his blind girlfriend and then sleeps with corpse for 4 days

These Geeks own the Taco Bell drive thru via frequency hack.

"Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King," has become the second movie ever to break the $1 billion box-office mark worldwide

Don't kill the happy tree friends.

PRIESTS in New Zealand, hit by a binge drinker's tax, have been forced to switch to a low alcohol wine in church services, and they complain it does not last long enough.

Dagnabit, foiled again! Step by step instructions in winning the iTunes/Pepsi free song contest everytime.

About a third of Americans polled feel Osama bin Laden should be the first to go if executions are televised. Twenty-one percent even said they're willing to pay for the privilege.

Hootie loves him some wrastlin', do you love you some wrastlin' too??

Ok, let the backlash begin

Tuesday tidbits

Well, I had to increase my bandwidth allotment to 50 gigabytes per month. I guess this site is more popular than I thought.

Just some fun stuff for today....

Don't like either party? Then throw your support to the Gay Penguin for President.

Remember Trichelle from the Real World? She posed for Playboy, and she got naked during an episode for the Surreal World.

Honey, don't take the whole penis in your mouth.

This is pretty cool: 3D images created by using multiple GIF files.

A university student is claiming the world record for the longest paper clip chain made by an individual in 24 hours after linking 40,000 of them.

This is a funny video: The Ninjews.

A 30-year-old Norwegian man was so tired of being his girlfriend's designated driver that he lost his license on purpose.

This is fun. Play around in a submarine.

Pretty cool: All of these images are created entirely from mathematical algorithms.

Ladies: Here's a Guide to Giving Handjobs.

Check out these Hand Carved Guitars.

Rich's Contest Winner Day

Finally ....Finally we have a winner that actually appreciated winning and did himself a column for all of you to enjoy, I know I enjoyed it .

So let's get right into it , first off here is last week Contest Photo and the winner was .........

SkiCT with the funny quote "She wants it harder huh ?!? I'll give it to her harder!! " ...his winning column is following mine today.

Second place went to Skittlebrau with the quote " Mr. Farmer, lacking in the common sense department, took his wife a bit too literally when she demanded that he 'Get naked and plow her bush' ."

And third place went to Jason G with "My gran-pappy told me it was much nicer with the horse in his days, uhheh!"

We had a couple ...umm ..well ..kinda "off" entries too , here they were :

Iabasis writes : "Anal-Retentive, OCD sufferer George Wierdenhell shows how "Truly Organic Farming" is done. Says Wiredenhell, "First, one must be sure that the soil, which has laid fallow for eight years, never comes in contact with processed materials, like clothing. This baby of mine, a John Deere Allied model, inspected so as to be sure that it is constructed completely without Venison, runs on Organic Soy Bean diesel, and the tires are made from Natural Rubber. Now, then, one must be sure that the fertilizer one uses is devoid of persticides, so I always go for three days on a purely "Metamucil" fiber diet, mixed with kale, and then, after multitudinous evacuations, I load up on grain..."

And Wild Willie wrote : "If I only folded and left the table!!!"

Thanks to all of you who wrote in this week , try again next week for your chance at your very own unedited column in The Daily Column.

Here is your chance for this week , here is the Contest Photo for this week and make sure all entries are titled "Daily Column" and sent to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Good Luck !

Column Time ....

I was going to do a column but since Peter posted one and I dont want to take away from the Contest Winner today , Im only going to post one link so make sure you read it !!

It is Best of New Haven time again for the New Haven Advocate and for those of you who dont know , I won "Best Bartender" the last 2 years and am hoping with all your help I can 3-peat this year ...Please fill out this ballot online and make sure #67 says "Rich - Donovans Reef" , #76 and 113 says "Donovans Reef" .....Thanks for all your help in making a young boy's dreams come true .

See ya'll tommorow and enjoy the winner's column.

SkiCt's Winning Column

Where to start?

First with a commentary. To the Yankees fans out there. Enjoy the A-Rod nirvana while it lasts. When he gets his first Visa endorsement that will be first riff between him and Jeter. When Jeter hurts his shoulder again and they slide A-Rod over to short, that will be the second. The third and final straw will be when A-Rod spends too much time in Jeter's make up mirror before the press conference. One too many prom queens in this club house!

Here's a great weather link with full motion radar.

Race 400 miles and win by 1 foot...Priceless.

Anybody see the cover of this months Maxim yet? Elisha Cuthbert...natural and perfect. Here are some blasts from the past.

Good game site for different kinds of card and board games.

More great photos

Didn't know what else to write so I did a google search under the image tab on a couple key words..

Here are the highlights.

"Boobs"

Peace..

Ummm....closer....closer...now say cheese!

Not a big fan of implants...but I do like drawing on naked girls

Don't know...

Ready...aim..

I think this was what you guys where thinking with the TDC photo contest.

I tried to be fair to the ladies and did a search on 'penis' but most of the pictures where just disturbing. Use this link instead.

I need to remember to clear my browser history after that one!

Ok kids. I'm out!

Rich's Major Shrinkage Column

Well I did it ! I didnt think I was going to actually go through with jumping into The Sound in 30 degree water yesterday but I did it . Me and the crew started out about 9am to catch a buzz at a friends house , had a couple Bloody Mary's and Beers and headed up to Madison Surf club about 11am for registration . Let me tell you there was about 250 people plunging and about 600 people there watching ..It was quite the event ! WPLR was there MCing the whole deal and there were alot of drunk ass people jumping into that water. So it came down to the time when they lined us all up on the beach and me and my friends were ready to go , we got down to our shorts , put on our pink bunny ears and when they got to 0..we ran about 10 yards and dived head first right in and do you want to know something , IT WAS COLD ! but to my surprise when we got out to take a bunch of pictures it really wasnt that bad and I stayed in just my shorts for about 20 minutes after we got out . Hoot did it too so you have to give him mad props also .All in All it was alot of fun and I would and am definatley going to do it again and maybe we could get a "Daily Column " group to go up and show these people how to get it done?

I would personally like to thank for helping me raise over 1100 dollars for the Special Olympics:

MrPunch00
Noser69
Armyofone
Anne & Dave Bontempo
DaveyBoy
Dave Wall
Buffy13
Jizzhead
Sailordavid
Spunky14u
Jggori
Redsoxmike
Bam
Erika Albert
River City Appraiser
Tony Bagodonuts
Phlixx & Jannell
Bob & Sally
Donovans Reef
Jen Dodd
Erik Kvelums
And anyone I forgot ...Thank You so much for your support !

Well there has been no word from the winner of last week's Contest Photo winner yet aso Im not going to post a new one until I get something from him either way ...this is the reason I stopped doing it in the first place.
I will post all the entries tommorow anyways.

Ok , shall we rock & roll ?....

A BRITISH Sunday newspaper is claiming Osama bin Laden has been found and is surrounded by US special forces in an area of land bordering north-west Pakistan and Afghanistan.

The Official Bubb Rubb Soundboard.

After high-profile romances with rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson is happily single - and says being a full-time mom dominates her life

A Jackass imitator. The roman candles in the back of the neck was entertaining

It's gettin hot in here, so let's change all da rulez.... A Missouri casino faces a possible $50,000 fine for allegedly giving the rapper Nelly special treatment.

Christina Augliera's Thong and Pool Water are for sale.

This is the kind of thing that Skittle hates about the music industry .

Seizure inducing mouse clicking samba madness.

Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell is to get her dream TV break - playing a lesbian

This colorpicker is based heavily upon the code from ColorMatch 5k. I've made it more compatible - it now works in Mozilla, and should also work in Opera, since I'm using a much better slider control. I've also added 3 more colors, bringing the total auto-generated colors to 9, and the ability to export your colors to a Photoshop color table.

A judge sentenced David Shippentower to one year in jail for inadvertently killing a friend who served him a beer can filled with urine.

Sooooooooooo many Hot girls one page just isnt right ....who am I kidding , It is so right !

Ok , off to bed .

Saturday Stuff

Ballsy Judge: A San Francisco judge on Friday denied a request by a conservative family values group to stop the thousands of same-sex weddings that have taken place in the city since Mayor Gavin Newsom lifted a ban on gay marriages last week. (By the way, I personally believe that everyone has the right to chose their own sexual preference, and no one has the right to deny them that right.)

In the weeks since he got booted by the TV talent show, the 21-year-old William Hung has become an insta-Net celebrity, sought after by talk shows, record producers and Idol dreamers everywhere.

I think this is a great photograph of Rachel Hunter.

Utah lawmakers sent the governor a bill Friday to eliminate firing squad executions and deny killers the chance to "go out in a blaze of glory."

If drugs were legal, how would our friends - the multinational pharmaceutical giants - market them to consumers?

If you're looking for boob toys, start here.

In North Carolina, Mars Hill College has accepted the resignation of a longtime professor after he challenged students to disrobe in exchange for an A in his sociology class and one of them took him up on the offer.

Guys: Here's a nice blog to add to your bookmarks.

Hmm, they look like adult images.

Friday Follies

Well, it finally happened. I exceeded my bandwidth. Sorry for the inavailability. Still checking the logs to see whether a spike caused it, or if it's just the site growing.

Anyway, how's everyone doing? Good. Let's see what's going on.

The Madison, Maine Planning Board will vote on whether a local man can open a topless coffee shop on Main Street.

Internet users in Britain might soon be able to spice up their e-mails with an added whiff of a well-chosen scent. A British Internet service provider plans to market a "scent dome", which would plug into customers' computers much like a printer and it would "transmit" up to 60 different smells. (Just what we need, virtual farts.)

A surgery-free facelift procedure approved by the Food and Drug Administration has caught the attention of women around the country, according to a Local 6 News report. For patients who do not need full-blown plastic surgery, Local 6 News featured a report on a non-invasive alternative called ThermaCool that can reportedly produce almost immediate results without lasers or knives.

The co-star of the Paris Hilton video claims that 50,000 people a day have paid $50 a pop to download the 37 minutes of his former girlfriend having sex with him since he launched it Feb. 11.

It was bound to happen: The complete collection of photos of Janet Jackson's right boob.

Authorities have arrested the mother of a 17-year-old boy who discovered his picture on a missing children's Web site.

If you haven't yet seen the 2004 Sports Iluustrated issue, here are all the photos.

French doctors were taken aback when they discovered the reason for a patient's sore, swollen belly: He had swallowed around 350 coins — $650 worth — along with assorted necklaces and needles.

The smart-sounding sentence generator.

Check out these idiots.

Nice top, Elisha.

Rich's Friday Short Stuff

Well Since we have a Peter sighting today and he is actually the hardest person in america to get ahold of (trust me), I will make my column light today .

Last day for entries for the Contest Picture , so get those in .

Come and see me at the Madison Surf Club tommorow at noon when I jump my big ass in the freezing water of L.I Sound for charity .

ok , were off ....

A machine that allows drinkers to inhale alcohol is to be investigated by Trading Standards officers after doctors condemned it as unsafe...umm you think ?

Check out our sister column (not really) ...the other Daily Column

Im laughing while typing this ....The family of the late country music legend Johnny Cash is outraged at a plan to use his song Ring of Fire in an advert for haemorrhoid cream.

Check out this letter by the CEO of Gillette Razors , now as your reading this remember this man is a top flight executive..ok , read on .

Captain Foamy makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ...read the quotes to the pics , funny stuff.

I played this 3D pong/breakout game for 5 minutes and then decided I enjoyed slamming my head against the wall more

Cell phone the newest frontier for porn..Umm porn phones , where do I sign up ?

The Cathedral.

A British nature magazine is offering readers the chance to win an exotic holiday. There's only one catch, though: the "lucky" winner will travel to Papua New Guinea to live with a tribe of cannibals for two weeks.

Does your clock do the backup singer shuffle?

It's a new hot or not, this time you rate in amount of beers it takes to sleep with them.

And some titties for LAZ ......

Nothing better than some Friday Lezbo action

Nice ...I say niceeeeeee

For you red head lovers out there .

You cant do porn links without Jenna Jameson ...here and here

Richs Thursday Soapbox Day

Lets keep those entries coming for the Contest Photo , remember the winner gets to do his or her own column next week.

NOW ..(deep breath) ..Im sure you have all heard about the story out of Colorado University where they had a woman on the football team and she claims she was raped 5 years ago by a teammate and is just coming forward with this now . Now here is my take on this : First off , I dont condone any kind of rape or sexual abuse towards women at all but this girl is making me scratch my head about this certain situation . She wont come forward to identify the player and why would you wait 5 years to come out with this ....well she said she didnt want to get kicked off the team ? So your going to want to be on a team where someone rapes you ? I am not denying that she might have been and probably was raped but why wait so long and whynot want to finger the guy ?
Now the Coach has been put on administrative leave because he had a press conference and basiclly said she was a terrible kicker and had a couple other comments about her play , but how come she was on the team if she was that bad ...I think the coach needs to take a hit for not being in control of his team but the press is making it out to be a witch hunt .
As a man , I will never ever know what rape does to a woman and would never want anyone I know to find out but if you are a rape victim , why would you want to reopen a wound of something so terrible in your life 5 years later in a national headline and subject yourself to relive this ordeal all over again , I just dont get it ?

My conclusion point is this : Men and women should play on the same team in sports , it doesnt and will never work .

Sorry , let's do some fun stuff ....

Jay Leno's new announcer on "The Tonight Show" will be "Stuttering John" from Howard Stern's radio show.

Yes, I know Matrix is played out, but wouldn't this look slick on your home page. You can put it next to all your 3-d animated gifs and dancing hamsters

Now this is what I call fighting dirty ...A man was charged with a felony Monday after police said he ended an argument by cutting off his friend's nose.

Anna K swimsuit hotness

JOHN Wayne Bobbitt is to become a father again 11 years after his wife chopped off his penis.

This sure beats the hell out of "the Video Professor"

A BOXER showdog almost died after eating his owners THONG. A vet found it stuck in pet Thomas's infected gut after owner Jenny Richards took him in when he was off his food.

Can you escape from the bedroom? Pretty cool flash work here, I'm still trying to solve it.

INSECT-sized spy planes complete with flapping wings are being developed by British scientists. The minute craft, just a few inches long, would be fitted with tiny video cameras for military reconnaissance.

I've got to hand it to Nike for putting together one cool commercial.

Chew on this: A contest to find a person willing to chew human flesh on stage is stuffed with applicants.

4300is my personal best. Truly a weird, yet engaging game.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

This whole Arod thing is getting out of hand ..Ok Im a Yankee fan and am overjoyed at this move by the boss but to have some people call into these sports talk show and just sound like asses by saying things like " I hope the Twins beat them this year" ..Cmon people , mainly sox fans , dont be mad because you ended up with egg on your faces again ...Fox sports Columnist Randy Hill summed it up in a great article here

5 days left till my balls go up in my chest from the cold cold Long Island Sound, so pledge something to me to I can have them removed ...click on the link on the left .

Here we go ....

Thanks to DC member Buffy13 for this one ..It's William Hung from American Idol , and he has his own website ?

Remember the game Mortal Combat , well play it online .

Hoot , this is for you ....Medical marijuana advocates spread pot seeds on the lawn of City Hall to protest a proposal to tighten restrictions on what have been called "Oaksterdam" cannabis clubs.

Welcome to the Home of LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS... the world's finest no-holds-barred, full-contact, anything-goes bowling team!!

THE widow of maligned diet guru Dr Robert Atkins is launching an offensive this week against promoters of vegetarianism, likening them to Taliban fighters

Rathergood has found time since their Quizno's commerical to put together some dancing pandas singing.

POLICE did not take long to track down a man who had made a bomb hoax call -- he had used his own mobile.

No Flesh, because... well, I don't know why

Before Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson had their private sexual antics tossed into the public eye, Popeye and Donald Duck did.

Cast Fetish: Because there are never enough reasons to jerk off.

In what sounds like every dieter's dream, scientists have figured out a way to turn fat-storing cells into little fat-burning machines.

Stuff like this is just sad . Artifacts of American racism. Pass on this one if you're easily offended by such things.

Did you that Researchers say they can predict divorces

How much is inside... one MILLION dollars?

Ok and dont forget to keep those Contest entries coming , we had a couple funny ones today

Tuesday tidbits

Man, it's freezing out again. Can't wait 'til spring.

I got the full-length (cracked) 38 minute Paris Hilton tape the other day. Anyway, here's the short summary: Yes, it's her. Yes, she's fully nude at times. An extended version of the short 3 min clip is in green "night-shot" mode, but nearly half of it is in normal color mode. Yes, she has intercourse. Yes, she gives a blow job. Is it worth paying $50 for 5 views only? No. Get the cracked version. It's out there. Fair warning, it's 291 megabytes!

US Internet service providers are coming round to the idea that they may have to start levying "postage" fees on those who send out huge amounts of commercial e-mail, because anti-spam filters have failed to keep down the growth of junk e-mail.

The board of directors of The Walt Disney Company on Monday unanimously rejected a takeover bid from cable television giant Comcast Corp. as too low, but said it would consider a higher offer.

Beyonce's boob, well almost.

You can now have your very own Navy F/A-18A Hornet jet fighter, as long as you don't mind buying it on Ebay. In case you don't want that particular fighter jet, you can also bid on a MIG 29.

Speaking of aircraft, with directions from the Internet and an old Russian truck motor, a Vietnamese farmer fulfilled his dream of making his own helicopter. The job took two friends, seven years and $30,000. Unfortunately, military officials say he can't fly it, because he didn't get approval to build it, and they confiscated the makeshift copter.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...

Nude Beer features a peel-off label that reveals a buxom, bare-breasted model. It's sold in about 60 stores in Southern California and Nevada. Here's their website.

The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Ordering Pizza.

Rich's Tuesday Blowout

I hope everyone keeps sending entries for this week's Contest Photo , and if you havent you have till friday to get em in .

Remember send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com and put Daily Column in the headline so I know it is about the contest.

Ok people Saturday is the day , The Penguin Plunge is coming up fast and I still havent reached my goal yet so if you still want to pledge something for Special Olympics Connecticut , click on the link on the left over there and follow the instructions ....Thank you all so much for your support so far and for those of you who are going to be pledging I say a pre thank you .

Lets do one right now ....

A student group at Roger Williams University is offering a new scholarship for which only white students are eligible, a move they say is designed to protest affirmative action.

Presidential hopeful Kerry, dubbed the new JFK, has denied claims he had a two-year fling with brunette Alex Polier. Alex, 27, was a cross-country runner and in the world affairs club at her Philadelphia school....and here is her picture and story

Awesome mario-brothers like game.. except your a pig.. and trying to save a sheriff

It was only a matter of time ....He is now a she and will play in the Australian Open

This SWIPE tool allows you to crack a 2D barcode. Ever noticed the barcode on the backside of your license? Ever wondered what information it stores or why it is even there? Use our online application or the stand-alone program and put an end to the mystery! It is your data, so shouldn't you have a look?

Be on the lookout for Nude Beer , it features a peel-off label that reveals a buxom, bare-breasted model. It's sold in about 60 stores in Southern California and Nevada.

Quite possibly the funniest Chemestry test answers ever made

Did you know that MOST Americans believe many well-known Bible stories, including Moses parting the Red Sea and God creating the world in six days

"Level 4 Breach! Level 4 Breach! The monkey's are free! The monkeys are free!" Recreate the horrors of an Ebola outbreak with Reemco's CDC Ebola Virus Outbreak Action Playset!

Don't do drugs?

An Italian man who reportedly broke the world record for non-stop kissing had to receive oxygen after his efforts

Wierd, wild Japanese sex museum

Women who think they are condemned to a career as a stripper have a new ray of hope in their lives -- by going on ebay instead.

Voted by Forbes as the number one photo blog out there. I'm pretty sure I agree.

Rich's Monday Supercolumn

Welcome folks to a new week of mayhem here at The Daily Column, I hope everyone had a great weekend .

Its Back !!! The DC Picture Contest is back and HERE is this week's contest picture . ..As always please send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com and dont forget to put Daily Column in the headline so I know to look at it .

For those of you who dont know what it is about here is what we do : I post this pic all week and you think of the funniest quote or comment about the picture and send it to me , then on Saturday I pick a winner and the winner gets to do his or her own guest column for Tuesday morning ..so with that said , GOOD LUCK !

Has anyone ever noticed that all the Spanish guys on Spanish TV that play in a band all want to be cowboys ?? I happened to be watching this channel for the news the other day and noticed this alarming trend ...maybe it's just me ?

Ohhh, by the way ..It's Good to be a Yankees fan !

Ok , Lets Go ....

A man believed to have been the victim of a cruel prankster who told him his wife had been killed in Iraq has admitted concocting the story and was arrested Sunday

Explore the sensual contours of Earth's body

People with hostile or aggressive personality traits may have genetic tendencies that make them born to smoke

Damn cheating little boxes made my left eye fall out !

Now if you were a Sex Organ Trafficer , do you think it would be the smartest thing to do to go around threatening people ?

Now you too can be your own action figure.

Jennifer Lopez may be famous for her song Love Don't Cost A Thing - but it appears her old flame P.Diddy has not quite got the message. The 'king of bling' is reported to have bought her a 400,000 diamond necklace for Valentine's Day

An incredibly well done rendition of the classic "Memory" game. I ecspecially love the between level scenes.

S.C. driver accidentally hits ... a pygmy hippo?

Life After The Oil Crash.. more conspiracy theory joyness.

Canada's government has condemned a show by U.S. late-night television host Conan O'Brien that insulted people in French-speaking Quebec and seemed to suggest everyone in the province was homosexual.

Journey to Planet Prostate..EWWWWW

A FORMER drummer with hard rock band Judas Priest was today given an eight-year jail sentence by a British court for the attempted rape of a 17-year-old boy while he was giving the teenager drumming lessons.

See close up views of the insects we often see in our lives and around our homes.

Life as seen by the Finnish band Lodger. Entertaining yet sad tale.

Ok , See ya tommorow !

Happy Valentine's Day

Hey folks. Long time no write. It's Valentine's Day. Give her something nice. How about this?

The city of Cape Coral, Florida will be penalized $72,000 because its workers mistakenly hooked four homes up to treated wastewater lines instead of drinking water lines.

More than 5000 Filipino couples kissed simultaneously for 10 seconds to welcome Valentine's Day and set a new world record.

It looks like Segways aren't selling that well.

A teenage boy posing as a banker duped an Ohio car dealership into delivering a $123,000 BMW to him at his high school.

If you're looking for a miniature guitar, this is the place to go.

Check out this incredibly destructive machine: It eats trees, destroys houses and even shreds cars.

Anyone see me on the news the other night?

Don't play around with swords, especially on live television.

Be very careful when you have impromptu sex in the kitchen.

Rich's Thursday Things

No Chatter today ....just stuff

Joanne Webb is a mother of three, a Baptist, a booster of the town of Burleson, Texas, and a former schoolteacher. She also faces trial for being a smut merchant

Our Free Deleted, and Expiring Domains lists are designed to provide a one stop resource for the amature and professional domain broker alike. Our listings not only provide you with the domain names you are looking for, but include ready access to the data you need to make the final buying decision.

How nice ...Actress's breasts cut in chainsaw accident

Screencaps of Britney Spears from her new Toxic video. I'm sure alot of you feel this is the only portion worth watching

Now this is what I call a Block Watch ...Angry residents of a South African township cut off the penis of a man caught raping a five-year-old girl ( how fucking great is this)

Crazy Asian videogame playing.

There are vases falling off shelves all over the world right now .

A KINDERGARTEN will install surveillance cameras in toilets despite clashing with a student's family over privacy

The Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear..I like the RAMP !

Ayyathurai Jayalakshmi thought her wedding day would be one of the happiest of her life. But when her husband-to-be demanded a better dowry in return for going through with the ceremony, she took drastic action...

It's Coin Bird ...dont ask me man ?

Wyatt Wasicek was so outraged by the recording industry's legal assault on users of free music-downloading sites that he decided to ride to the rescue. He created a program called AnonX that masks the Internet address of people who use file-sharing programs such as Kazaa.

At Aass Brewery we are proud of the large number of different "lager" - types of beer we produce

Can anybody beat The Towers of Hanoi in under 30 seconds?

Ok , later people !

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I know most of you read this at work , so while your sitting there in front of your computer , take a roll back in your chair and try this :
This is one of the strangest things I have ever encountered. While sitting down,lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction....and there's NOTHING you can do about it !?.

Well , It looks like it is going to happen again ..in an overwhelming number of emails for bringing back the picture contest coming in at breakneck speed ..we are going to have a picture up in my monday column so be on the lookout for it !..I will post the rules and prizes for it for all of you who dont know what it is all about .

For those of you like me who give a shit about it : The Newfoundland won the best in show at Westminster last night ..I have a Newfie and was overjoyed to see them finally win the best in show after years of neglect !

RATHER than bury or burn bodies after death, a Swedish company has come up with a chilling alternative - freezing them in liquid nitrogen, then using soundwaves to smash the brittle remains into a powder.

Welcome to my site where you can find nude and very erotic pictures, stories, shows and goodies of sexy times of me and my close real doll friends Taffy and Zoe

Hundreds of people have attended a wedding between two trees in hopes of pleasing the god of rain

A very strange arm wrestling game.

Lawrence Orbe didn't come to the Las Vegas Strip looking to win big. He didn't come for the strippers or over-the-top shows. He came to die.

Video of "notorious British streaker Mark Roberts" getting crushed at Super Bowl XXXVIII. Pretty sad when a gambling site goes through so much trouble to get business.

WTF ? ..A lesbian paedophile who posed as a teenage boy to begin a relationship with a 12-year-old girl she had met on school playing fields

For you clueless guys .. The perfect Valentine's Day gift.

Brazil's Health Ministry will dole out 10 million free condoms to CARNIVAL revelers in an AIDS prevention campaign ahead of the country's biggest blowout of the year

It sucks to be a slug

Mild-mannered accountants are more likely than those in ''macho'' occupations like mining to confront impotence problems..I gotta learn how to drive a backhoe !

And now a guide for all you hopeful transexuals, "Feminizing 101 looking like a real woman

Here are some Dog/Owner Composite Portraits

What's the Newest trend?: Naked old, crusty, baby boomers

Tuesday tidbits

Martha Stewart's secretary broke down in sobs on the witness stand Monday as she described thanking the homemaking mogul for a gift of plum pudding just before relaying a broker's prediction that ImClone Systems stock would drop.

The truism that all adults need at least eight hours of sleep a night for good health should be put to rest by mounting evidence that less may be better.

An American Airlines pilot is facing an internal investigation after reportedly asking Christian passengers to identify themselves, and suggesting that non-Christians on his flight were "crazy."

Try some virtual knee surgery.

Ever been to Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg?

Here's an interesting book.

Oops. Wrong turn.

Oops. #2. An onboard camera view of a Thunderbird pilot as he ejects at the last second before crashing. (A view from inside the cockpit.) Here's a still photo of what it looked like from the outside, and here's a video from the outside.

Diana Ross was convicted Monday of driving under the influence and ordered to spend two days in jail.

100 men in minis, midis and even tutus took to the streets of Manhattan to call for an end to the tyranny of trousers.

True Irony: A semi-trailer driver who came to Idaho to receive a million-mile safe driving award ended up being honored while in his hospital bed after an accident. (By the way, nothing in Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic" depicts irony.)

Interesting: A New York Daily New reporter tries to live on minimum wage for a week.

Rich's Monday Supercolumn

Hey All ...I hope everyone had a cool weekend and a safe one . I am just going to say that it was a crazy,crazy,crazy night at The Reef on Saturday and im going to leave it at that !

I am thinking about bringing the picture contest back and would like to know what you guys think?? For all you new readers what I do is on Monday I put a random pic in the column and you guys would send in your best or funniest quote or comment on that pic , on saturday I pick a winner and the winner gets to do thier very own column for Monday or Tuesday ...I might start it next week again.

Oh Ya ..The Grammys blah,blah,blah .

ok we will , we will do you .......

The head football coach at the University of Colorado has told a former colleague it would be harder to recruit star athletes if the school did not show them a good time and take them to sex parties.

Nike, Just do it!

The second American in a month was arrested while entering Brazil for making an obscene gesture while being photographed by an immigration official

Very cool flash sequencer. I imagine you could make some pretty cool stuff with this, patience permitting.

Hot Dang ...your smack right in the middle of a good ole Western Shootout !

Jennifer Aniston has given the go-ahead to husband Brad Pitt filming a naked sex scene with Angelina Jolie - providing she can be on set to watch..K..I..N..K..Y

Some may call it art, I call it boobies.

I am just going to ask to leave it alone ....Queer penguins?

Rats aren't the only things on coke here.

Are you having a stroke ...find yourself the nearest Vampire Bat !

Excepts from the Bible acted out on IRC.

Doctors have found a new use for Botox, the wrinkle-smoothing botulism toxin: It seems to curb excessive sweating.

How To Wrap Your Friend's Apartment In Tin Foil: A Love Story.

ASTRONOMERS have for the first time identified oxygen and carbon in the atmosphere of a planet beyond the solar system.

Rescue people with the aid of a helicopter, a winch and some nifty keyboard manipulation.

Who are you in bed?

MY CELEBRITY SKIN SECTION :

Courtney Cox has some perkies

Christina Ricci has some too

I got chills , theyre multiplying ...John Travolta is a lucky man

Madonna has the most perfect nipples !

Remember Phoebe Cates , she was a hottie back in the day .

Another Phoebe for ya

I think I love the dirty party girl Tara Ried

There are some unexplained things in life ....John Stamos??

Ok enough porn for today ...see ya tommorow

Spunky's Sunday Slop

Good Noon everyone, I'm baaaaaaackkk. What a shitty day it was Friday Well let's salvage the rest of this weekend

Before we begin, please if you haven't sponsored Richie or Hoot for the Penguin Plunge, please do. They're going to freeze thier asses off for a really good cause on February 21st, they deserve the support.

You know you're drunk when you do what this guy did

I'm at a loss for words on this one, all I know is she needs help

MMMMMMM Brownies

Give me your purse bitch!

Possibly the worst band ever

The closest my ass comes to snowboarding

Basketball?

So , you want to see the nipple??

What's Turkish going to do for money now?

WTF???

Kids these days are just way out of hand

Work is work if you ask me

This is how you know when your obsession with Extreme Sports has gone way too far

Michael Jackson's world tour

Ahhh, the Beer Institute

Ohh yeah Slap that Ass

Britney and GWB

Only in Alabama

And Finally Don't Forget you have to go to Church

Seeing it's Sunday, I think it's time for the 7 deadly sins

Are you Greedy???

Sloth

Some people have Pride

Yet others need help with thier Anger

or hold a little bit of Envy, I know Richie will appreciate this one

Gluttony is yet another

Let's see I think I'm missing one here , ohh yeah Lust!
The following are example of things often lusted over

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Have a great day everyone!

Thanks again Peter and Richie for this chance to corrupt young minds

Saturday stuff

A team of surgeons successfully removed the second head of a Dominican baby Friday in a complex operation that doctors believe to be the first of its kind. UPDATE: Unfortunately, the infant girl died this morning.

A Tennessee woman has sued Janet Jackson and others involved in her breast-baring Super Bowl halftime show, saying millions of people are owed monetary damages for exposure to lewd conduct. (Actually, since she's claiming a "class action," it's these folks who stand to make any money from this ridiculous suit.) Here's the complaint if you're interested.

Click on the Human Target clip.

The Mohegan Sun's pastry chefs are building what they hope will be the world's largest wedding cake. The seven-tier cake weighs more than 14,000 pounds and measures about 17 feet tall, and is making its debut at the casino in Uncasville on Sunday.

A Texas woman has struck oil, except it's coming from the toilets, bathtub and sinks in her home.

Paris Hilton has sued a Panama-based Internet company for $30 million, claiming that it illegally distributed a now-infamous tape of her having sex with an ex-boyfriend.

Can I get a beer bitch?

When a 40-year old British woman set off a metal detector alarm at Athens airport, bemused security staff found that it was caused by a chastity belt she was wearing.

A star snowboarder was injured Thursday when she jumped off an icy ramp and crashed to the Midtown pavement during a David Letterman stunt that went horribly wrong.

An old one, posted here before, but it's still funny: Porn for the blind. (Make sure your speakers are on.)

Rich's Friday Rant

Friday is usually fun for me but something got my goat this morning ...There is a story on the front page of today's register about how the NAACP is going to sue the city's fire department because not enough blacks passed the promotion test for the city. Im not going to go into a long thing about this because I think you all know where I am coming from from my past rants but when is the NAACP going to start pointing fingers at thier own people when looking for someone to blame . It cant always be someone else's fault , I think it is getting out of hand and we need to take a stand against this organization and fight back !...here is the story

Ok , shortie time cause im tired ....

The city is pushing a new plan to crack down on homeowners who don't pay their water bills - by taking their houses

Introducing the Eminem of beatboxing.

And just to strengthen my case against the NAACP ...Accused pedophile, R Kelly up for NAACP image award

I got much hate for this hard to stop playing - golf putting game.

Fuck me , Fuck me , Fuck me !@!#.....I think I might have the same reaction to this.

I want to go on reacord by saying " I love my PS2 ".....The premise of Sexy Beach 2 is simple. Your mission is to go on a series of dates with a scantily clad virtual woman. Your ultimate goal is a night of hot, sweaty, animated sex.

A man who shipped himself across America in an air cargo crate to avoid paying a passenger fare was fined $1,500 Wednesday and sentenced to 120 days of house arrest.

Are you a true Xbox's Halo fan? Then you should be dressed in full Halo soldier armor when you play it!

When I finally buy a house I want this guy to paint a room in it for me!

Three livestock exhibitors at last year's Ohio State Fair have been disqualified for allegedly outfitting their Holstein cows with hairpieces.

A 28-hour day? More time, and no Mondays!

Britney Spears may be next Bond girl

This one is for Taint ....This map lets you find music related to bands you like. A brilliant use of the Amazon API.

Clay Aiken says some of his fans get carried away and say he's Jesus. Just so you know, the ''American Idol'' runner-up says, ''I'm not.''

If you missed this classic ....William bangs alright, bangs himself right out of the American Idol contest.

Jaime Pressly Playboy - February 2004

See Ya !

Kudos to the Mass Supreme Court

The Massachusetts Supreme Court declared Wednesday that gays are entitled to all the rights of marriage, setting the stage for the nation's first legally sanctioned same-sex weddings by the spring. (Call me crazy if you disagree, but I think this is a good decision.)

I haven't chimed in since the whole Janet Jackson Nipplegate saga unfolded. I will now. Who the hell gives a shit? It's a fucking breast. Every human has two of them. (And some even have a third nipple.) What in God's name is so scandalous about the sight of a breast that the whole world has spent the past several days discussing it? Will civilization crumble? Did people die? Will there truly be any lasting ill-effects upon the fragile youth who witnessed such a barbaric sight? For God's sake, it was a fucking breast, and no more. Grow the fuck up.

On a related note, I love this photo.

An "extremely upset" Martha Stewart ordered all her ImClone Systems stock sold after she learned the company founder was dumping his own shares, the prosecution's star witness testified Wednesday.

A group of Cubans who again tried to sail to the United States, this time in a 1959 Buick fashioned into a boat, were intercepted at sea by the U.S. Coast Guard. Imagine risking your life like this twice to leave Cuba to come to America. Quite a compliment to America when you think about it. How will we repay that compliment? By sending them back, of course.

Jill Mazurek, from Newington, CT, was sentenced Wednesday to four months in prison for killing her roommate's cat. Here's what this waste of human protoplasm did: first, she shaved the cat's fur. Then, she wrote on his skin with a marker, brought the cat to a lake, beat the cat and then repeatedly threw him in the water. When the crippled cat struggled back to shore, she struck him with beer bottles until he died. I wonder what happens to animal torturers in hell?

Check out this photo of an Air Force Thunderbird pilot who ejected from his aircraft less than a second before it impacted the ground at an air show in Idaho back on Sept. 14, 2003.

Political correctness strikes again: A second-grader was suspended for a day for telling a classmate he would go to hell for saying, "I swear to God." Apparently, the word "hell" is profane when spoken by a second grader. (Even though that same second grader may hear the word "hell" used in the same fashion, in church.) Here's a big TDC fuck you! to the Pittsburgh Public School system.

Shards O' Glass Freeze Pops are the nation's top-selling frozen treats containing glass shards.

Check out this paint job.

Funny ad.

Nice top.

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Nipplegate is a good one Peter ...hahahahaha

Ok for all of you who miss football already , let me just remind all of you how we do it in the Richie household during football season...may I present my daughter Emily showing her true colors

Ok , let's get dirty ....

Bath time comes only every 18 months, but the embalmed body of Russian revolutionary Vladimir Lenin is still the sprucest cadaver in the world and may lie for another century in the Red Square mausoleum in Moscow

Can you say douchbags ? .. Child's Gang Rape Photos Show Up At 1-Hour Photo Shop

Girl on girl kama sutra... get a decent score and get a .. prize? i guess you could say

Christina Aguilera has spilled the beans on some of her Dirrty habits — drugs, drink and watching lesbian sex....this story brought a tear to my eye .

Weird, just plain weird. Also a little demented. I'm confused right now

Norwegian black metal band Gorgoroth staged a special concert that made Janet Jackson's breast-baring look like nursery school antics and left Catholic Poland outraged. A police investigation has begun after a show that included dozens of sheep heads on stakes, a literal blood bath and a naked, crucified woman

Slang from the Sixties. It's boss

Backstreet Boy's mom issued arrest warrent...Dont say it Skittle !

I tried to play this game, but all I saw was red.

Rowdiness won't be tolerated at this month's Mardi Gras celebration in San Luis Obispo, promoted as the largest such party west of the Mississippi....This makes no sense to me at all ?

New York Metropolitan art museum ...Nah , The condiment pack museum.

"This is the story of how I named my penis."

Seventeen-year-old Laura Williams didn't see anything wrong with working at Hooters for class credit. But her school's superintendent did.

The Guide to Electronic Music V2.

Ok peeps , hopefully I will have a column ready for tommorow ...Friday is my tough day !

Sorry, but...

Hey folks. Sorry for my absence. Long, weird hours at work this week, and I need to sleep whenever I can. Which is what I'm gonna go do now. I'll do a column tomorrow, promise. (Thanks for covering for me Richie.)

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Well a lack of a babysitter kept me home last minute yesterday and I missed out on going to the Patriots parade with all my boys ...Thats my luck

Remember , If you are going to send me anything at richie@thedailycolumn.com , please put Daily Column in the headline because of Spam issues .

And Peter , Email me when you get a chance ...wait..no

And away we go...........

A Pubic hair found in prison guard's dessert...and that's not the worst of it

Custom Dreams? Very cool, if it works!

New York's most advanced and most expensive new fitness club opens its doors this week - but few will ever be allowed to eyeball the exclusive muscle palace

Let me see that thong thong thong thong thong..., loads of the hotness here!

Mel Brooks has thanked Adolf Hitler for inspiring his greatest hit and told Jews not to worry -- "The Producers" is a joke.

This one is for Phlixx ..."Just Say 'No' to Police Searches", interesting stuff here.

I hope they model one after me ... Robots get human faces

IconTown is not just another website offering icons for download - it's an international project where each structure you see is a contribution from people who love making icons. Join the community and become a citizen in this village of pixels

A man nearly bit off his stepfather's toe during an argument ...now that's some dirty ass fighting !

All the Dead or Alive women... in the nude

Dirty Harry is a pussy compared to this farmer because this farmer drives thugs off cliff....with farmer in the car

For all you little stoners out there ....Mushrooms vs. Acid, the debate continues.

Catholics say statue of bishop looks like a penis(photo include)

Apparently "HotBox" means extreme sculpting with lots of boobs.

PETA ALERT!: PETA urges people to mail dog poop to pet food honcho

Your girlfriend doesn't want you to know about this.

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

Im off to the Pats Parade in Boston this morning ..wish me luck !

This is my take on this issue :
I dont know about any of you but Janet Jackson's nipple flash wasnt as big of a deal that everyone is making it out to be ?? Some people are saying "well there were kids watching", and yes I agree I dont want my kids seeing stuff like that either but I am sure enough of my parenting skills that I can calmly discuss what my kids just saw without blowing it up into a huge deal ...but thats just me ?
Some of these parents are such hypocrites, what do you think your kids watch when you leave the room ...what did you watch when you were a kid when your parents left the room ...ease up you church going tight asses !

If anyone should be pissed , It should be the people who were at the game and got to watch a stupid guy who busted through 3 million dollars of security to do the Full Monty on the 50 yard line for 30 full seconds ..Cmon ?

Here is someone else's take on this :

Classless, Crass And Deplorable

Law, as Thomas Jefferson wrote, cannot control taste.

But taste should be guided by common sense. It wasn't at the Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday.

Justin Timberlake's tearing off part of Janet Jackson's dress and exposing her breast was bad enough. "A wardrobe malfunction," said Mr. Timberlake. More to the point, Michael Powell, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, said it was "a classless, crass and deplorable stunt."

But there was more crassness and classlessness on CBS than the Timberlake-Jackson gyrations and tear-up. Several of the commercials were beyond the pale. We're not just talking about automobile manufacturers that showed their machines zooming on highways at the speed of Japanese bullet trains and performing aerial stunts.

The creative folks from advertising and marketing showed on national television in prime time a dog commanded to attack a man's crotch, a horse passing wind in a woman's face and a quarterback fondling his center's behind.

CBS, which broadcast the Super Bowl, apologized for the Timberlake-Jackson exposure. But the network wouldn't say it was sorry for clearing the commercials for airing.

Censorship isn't the answer, of course. But America is poorly served by shock-and-awe commercials and halftime entertainment at this annual Roman circus, which is watched by tens of millions of children and their families.

One doesn't have to be a prude to say, "Cut out the X-rated extravaganza and stick to sports."

So you decide your take on it and gimmie your opinions in the forums today .

Win a free St. Pauli Girl poster. There are 500 a day and they go within minutes of the 9pm EST deadline to sign up.

Go inside the cannibal's house(cool photos)....I guess HOME is where the heart is—and the lungs, liver and kidneys too

Fallen Heroes of Operation Iraqi Freedom, Remembering the soldiers who died in the service of their country

The top matchup on the Saturday night card at a St Petersburg boxing ring was the wedding of two Russian boxers who exchanged vows - and then blows - What happened to just smashing the cake in her face ?

Well drawn comic strip, clicking the blinking arrow to continue.

A New Aluminum Can Blends Pop Music And Soda Pop

Ahh Geek Love ! ...Now I've seen everything. Using a rather creative case mod to propose to his girlfriend, this guy went on quite the journey into his feminine side.

Polly want to bang your mom ....AAAARRRGGHH !!

Can't .....Stop .......Clicking

They Rule is a website that allows you to create maps of the interlocking directories of the top 100 companies in the US in 2001." -- It's conspiracy theory Tuesday!

A Florida city that tried to hold a celebrity slave auction to raise money for a downtown revitalization effort had to stop the event after local black leaders took offense with the idea

Silver Ring Thing (SRT) is a sexual abstinence program for American teenagers. These God-fearing botherers hate the idea of teenagers having sex or sex education. DCer Hoot is celebrating his 19th year in the program.

A fitness trainer in New York is bringing new meaning to the term "toilet training" -- he teaches his clients how to turn their bathroom fixtures into gym equipment

Most likely more anti-USA propaganda, but anymore it's getting really hard to know what to believe.

There's a bit of a babe-on-babe political brouhaha brewing in cyberspace. In one corner is Babes Against Bush vs. Babes for Bush

Time for some Fainting goats and the people who love them.

Rich's Super Wrap Up

Congrats goes out to the 2003 NFL Champs - The New England Patriots.

The Superbowl was very entertaining in a couple ways last night and im going to break it down step by step for you ...

#1 - The Day started out at 11am ..How much pregame could one man take . Please do us a favor and start the pregame at 4 even ...but 11am is just way too early

#2 - If any of you missed it , the game was a snoozefest until halftime ....THEN came two interesting things . First off if any of you didnt get it or missed it , we caught the first part of the Linguerie Bowl on PPV (cheater box). It was alright considering all the girls were wearing hot lacy tight fitting uniform while playing tackle football but they were wearing hockey helmets and shoulder pads too and taking the game quite serious I might add. Lawrence Taylor was one of the coaches and Erik Dickerson was the other and these guys had the head sets on like there was a booth upstairs somewhere were people were calling in plays to them or something but we changed it after like 5 mins because it way to serious and gay for us .....

Then we caught the last half of the Superbowl show on CBS and if any of you missed it , during Justin & Janet Jackson's number he reached over and ripped her outfit at the boob and exposed her breast for all to see. it had a booby tassle but you could still see it pretty good ...Here's a Pic...there are no good ones out yet

#3 - How does Carolina make there way all the way down the field with 2 minutes left , score a touchdown to tie the game with 1:04 left and all they have to do is kick the ball deep and make a couple defensive stops to win the bowl and there kicker kicks the ball out of bounds on the kickoff and gives the Pats the ball at the 40 ??...How does that happen , can you say fix ?

#4 - The Commercials...First off they never had the Terry Tate - Office Linebacker commercial on and we were all waiting for it ...but you good buddy Rich has a teaser for you , Click Here

Now my 2 favorites were the Fed Ex one where the guys come into the office and say they know the co worker is an alien ...I dont want to explain the whole thing but make sure you see it . And the other good one was the Horse Bud Light one , Really funny shit !

All in All it turned out to be a pretty entertaining game and after last year's shit bowl , we needed that one ..Me & Hoot ate like pigs at the party we were at and that couch cushion felt my wrath !

Ok , enough of my ranting , more to come tommorow .....

"The second-half kickoff of the Super Bowl was delayed after a man dressed as a referee ran onto the field, stripped down to a G-string and shoes, then started dancing at the 30-yard line."

Brit manages to smuggle thousands of ecstasy pills past Thai security, only to be busted for not wearing a T-shirt, now may face death

Make your own trucker hat , you silly piece of whitetrash !

This is a site I just found and will be contributing to as soon as im done with this column .... Servers and bartenders tell stories of how they got their sweet revenge on restaurant/bar patrons

How sweet is this ....U.S. soliders in Tikrit watched the Super Bowl at former Saddam palace

Despair, Inc presents "Demotivators - increasing success by lowering expectations."

Georgia considers banning 'evolution'

Ladies ...Extreme micro/mini bikinis and thongs online shop.

South African police are looking for a man who released several poisonous snakes at a bank in a revenge attack after his car was repossessed.

Wow, and to think I thought child birth was typically a painful experience. ???

One plane into a building and now everyone thinks they are a tough guy ?...Castro gives 5 hour speech which included babblings about dying with gun in hand if US invades Cuba

Queefing. What is it? What does it do?...PFFFFFFT!

Last Years Penguin Plunge got a little out of hand

God Bless the Amatuers

Hoot's Super Sunday Showdown

Are you ready for some FOOOOOOTBAAALLLLLL!!!! That's right for those of you who live under a rock and don't know, the big game is tonight. Pats vs Panthers. Should be a good game I hope. Don't want to see a blowout. I am not sure who is going to win this game. Both teams are good. I know the Pats have won a bunch of games in a row and their defense is real good, but I think Carolina may just have what it takes to beat them. I don't think the Panthers have gotten as much respect this season as they deserve. Anywho I hope everyone eats tons and has a bunch to drink and that the game is close. I heard on the news the other night that the Superbowl is the second most popular day of consuming food in America, behind Thanksgiving!!!

Let's kick it off!

WTF??? Tell me it's not true! FARK taking over our very own TDC!!!

WTF2??? TDC taking over FOX Sports?

Well no these two things are not really happening. But if you want to mess around on your own and mix two websites together try out Mina Naguib's TopFX.com. You can mix two websites url's together and see what happens. Sometimes nothing happens.

Revealed: chilling numerical proof of life on Mars.

Elephant Soccer!

Do you like sushi? How about racing? Then try The Supaaaa Sushi Race!

Ice Block Just Misses Elderly Woman.

The Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness.

Anybody that is into crafts, you may find some ideas here. Craftster.org

Quick Jeopardy question?
Player - "I'll take Celebrity Accidents for $500 Alex."
Alex - "This man escaped injury when he apparently fell asleep at the wheel of his pickup truck, sideswiped a string of mailboxes and sailed over an embankment into a ditch."
Player - "Who is Alex Trebek."

Woman gives birth to her own grandchildren!!! HUH???

Remember the story about the sperm whale exploding?
Here is a pic of it!

This guy kicks ass!

Into bugs? Check out bugbios.

This is a neat site for people that read alot and want to share those books with someone? Try Bookcrossing.

A fitting game seeing as Richie and myself are in the penguin plunge. How far can you hit the penguin? I hit it 321 feet! (Click on the bear to start, click again to hit it)

Everything in the frickin' world comes down to bread!

Need some recipes?

In the elderly people that should not be driving category. This is a sad one.

Somedays!

Cash-strapped lesbian auctions her body to help pay for her university tuition fees!

Attention Parents!!! New fool proof way to know where your teenager is at all times!

Bad Cookie!

Make your own superhero.

Couple of those adult pics b4 we go!

Mmmmm Curvy!!!

Nice Sunset!

Where do I find this hotel room?

O-righty then! That about wraps it up for me today. Got to go watch some pigskin, eat too much food and down some beers. I hope everyone enjoys the Superbowl and all the new commercials. Don't forget that if you would like to sponsor Richie or myself in the Penguin Plunge just click on the link on the left, near the top of the page. There are only a few weeks left. Thanks to anyone who donates. I am gone. See ya. Peace. Hoot23