Rich's Friday Extravaganza

Sorry about yesterday but I needed to catch up on some well deserved Z's ...but let's see what we got today .

No "Around the Reef" photo's today because I forgot my camera last night and last Saturday .

Here's something to brighten your day ....A construction backhoe tumbled down a steep hillside and landed on a school bus Wednesday, killing at least 21 elementary students and two adults

So thats where the rabbit came from...ahh now I know .

Sir Elton John fears "American Idol" viewers are racist and a well-known white supremist is hoping that's the case.

Fun with Hacking. This website teaches you how to hack its own website, legally.

This one is for Prete ..Jamie Pressley Nude in 41 photos ..soooooo hot !

A Girl forced to marry her rapist, gets stoned to death along with her husband by her family...hey , I dont ask I just print ?

I don't remember tanks on the Atari being this hard!

A Couple is forced to sell their home and move because of ice cream truck music

I almost wish he'd gotten hit. You just don't f' with trains if you ask me

Here's a Rags to Riches for ya ...A Woman, studying to be a priest, tried drugs to relate to those she would be helping, gets hooked, turns to prostitution

Clever college freshman puts dining dollars to good use

A City Council member who was blasting the Bloomberg administration's social-promotion policies sent out two press releases containing spelling and grammatical errors.

This is probably one of the funniest things I have ever posted here , and there are tons more available .

A Staten Island bodega owner whipped his young son with an 18-inch stick of beef jerky after catching the boy skipping school...Cant ...Stop ...Laughing !

I wonder if I could use one of these at work?

A PRISONER who chucked a bucket of human excrement over a prison officer will not be punished - because of human rights laws

Caffeine, Pure Caffeine, and Caffeine Powder at The Variety Shoppe plus 100% Purity White Crystalline Powder Caffeine, Caffeine Information and More

Satan comes to Amish country

As it turns out, Europeans are just as stupid as us Americans.

How much money would it take for you to get naked and tell your deepest, darkest secrets on national television?

Just a Girl and her Saxophone.

As it turns out, not only are Batman and Robin real, but they live in England

After a heated debate in the forums , here is the follow up to that story ....The 'C-Section' Mom Gets Probation

The latest device for downloading music comes from an outfit called eMusic. Users can record their favorite bands, live, then rush home from the concert, download the file and share it with their friends. Best of all, it appears to be legal.

Wednesday words

Federal health officials have seized several dangerous pests called Giant African Land Snails from Wisconsin classrooms and have started a national search for the creatures, which reproduce rapidly, destroy plants and can transmit meningitis.

Check out the unique vending machines found in Japan.

A "homeless" NYU undergrad claims he lived for seven months in the school's main library, without being caught by unsuspecting security guards or administration.

Here's some interesting artwork.

A 180-square-foot parking spot sold last month for $160,000 at the Brimmer Street Garage in the Beacon Hill neighborhood of Boston.

The Ode to the Nice Guys.

Secret Service agents questioned a 15-year-old high school student about anti-war drawings he did for an art class, one of which depicted President Bush's head on a stick.

Freedom of speech prevails in Guilford.

Check out the paint job on the back of this truck.

The government is suing a cafeteria worker who received a $2.1 million tax refund by claiming to be a Hawaiian princess and heir to a billion-dollar estate.

Finally: Don't drink and drive. WARNING: This video is graphic and disgusting, but very effective.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Hello all and welcome to Humpday, the weekend is almost here and it's supposed to be a rainy one but at least it's the weekend .

Me & the family went up to Six Flags New England last sunday with another family we always hang around with and we all bought season passes , if you plan on going there more than once this year it will pay for itself the second time you go ...so do it .

Shall we dance a little ....

Woman brings goldfish back to life with mouth to mouth , I wonder if she knows they are like 35 cents in the pet store ?

Just be glad there's no website containing the pictures after the wedding...how sad ?

Attention Spiderman: California needs you. The state highway patrol, hoping to avoid another epic traffic jam caused by a suicide jumper on a major bridge, wants inventors to design and build a gun that can capture would-be jumpers in a spider-like web

"Penis explodes during sex." Painful read, thank god there aren't pictures!

A 15-year-old boy on an Alaskan wilderness expedition fought off a 400 pound brown bear that entered his tent when he was sleeping.

Classic anger inducing box dodging hate, or something...

An NYU student couldn't afford housing so he lived in library for 7 months.

Here's an Awesome response to a traffic ticket, and it worked!

BRITNEY SPEARS stunned a sell-out UK crowd last night by Lip Synching through her entire set. The 12,000-strong Wembley Arena crowd who had paid at least £30 each for tickets could not believe it when she started lip-synching to a backing track.

Butt darts! [oh god, my ass hurts just watching]. Seriously, don't watch this if you can't handle someone getting poked in the butt cheeks with sharp objects

An Oxford University student who died after being hurled through the air by a catapult was the victim of "gross negligence"...Gee , Ya Think ?

Angelina Jolie is sweet ass sweet .

Rich's Tuesday memorial

Pat Tillman is my hero and that's a fact . He walked away from millions of dollars and did what he thought was the right thing to do even though he could have taken the money and ran. Now I dont want to take anything away from the hundreds of thousands of people over there who are fighting now and have given their lives for us so far because they are hero's too but this guy is the most unselfish person I have ever heard of ...here is a really good story about Tillman .

This sort of things makes you take a step back and re-evaluate the things you find important and the petty things we fight over , whether you agree or disagree with the war you really cant condem the commitment of the real american hero.

Let's dance .....

The body of a teenager was found naked and burning in a trash bin Sunday morning. The victim was identified as Joshua Bersuch, 19, who had recently moved to the area from California

It's about time someone made a "Night of the Zombie Kittens" game!

This guy was Hurt in the line of "doody"

The Hospital. Stay awhile. Stay forever.

Metaphorical.net, a collection of interactive studies and strange thoughts by William Ngan

Why is it so annoying to watch someone else make a mistake? Maybe because it affects the same areas of the brain as when a person makes his or her own mistake

*sigh* I'm so in love with Fox News anchor Jane Skinner. I <3 her, I <3 her a lot!

Scientists say Giant Meteorite Struck Wisconsin Millions Of Years Ago

Bobobobo Bobobo. Perhaps someone can shed some light on this one?

A Mexican man who got drunk, fell asleep on railroad tracks and was run over by a train slept through the entire episode and escaped unharmed

The Online Dictionary of Playground Slang

The Church is in a tizzy over porn film featuring bestiality and voyeuristic priests watching nuns

NEW BMW 740 with less than 1,000 miles and a small dent

David Bowie has asked bedroom DJs to create a new track for an internet competition by bootlegging his songs.

This bullet went on quite the journey, starting with piercing the hull of an M1A1 Abrams tank. Be sure to click "next" and see the rest of it's adventure

Monday morning musings

Libby, an 18-month old German Shepard had been coughing blood after weeks of fetching golf balls at the northern England course where her owner works as a bar manager. When vets operated on the dog, they discovered she had swallowed 28 golf balls.

Test your grammar.

Billy Joel was involved in his third car accident in two years Sunday when he slammed into a house on a wet road on Long Island. No one was seriously injured.

Here you go: These stamps may come in handy.

An explicit home movie of former Baywatch babe Gena Lee Nolin having sex is about to explode on the Internet.

A radio station that crank-called Cuban President Fidel Castro and broadcast the recording should be fined $4,000, the Federal Communications Commission said.

A 16-year-old High School student has been charged with two counts of solicitation to commit a murder-- of her parents.

A calf born in an east Texas town, about 60 miles east of Dallas, is thriving despite its two mouths and three eyes.

Here's a video of the Man Show boy harassing women on the beach.

I think I may have already posted this, not sure.

Check out the name of this website:
johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com

Rich's Monday Super Column

Now I love playing baseball but as far being a fan of the game , I really only like baseball when the games count because who cares about Boston-Yankees in April. But there are some Sox fans who think they just won the World Series this weekend ..So to them I say this " Go easy and wait until August or September to start popping the champagne "

And for those sox fans who still dont get it , listen to your star pitcher and his nice hat ....Curt Schilling

Im going to get into Pat Tillman tommorow

Lets do this ...

28-year-old Gaahl, the singer in the black metal band Gorgoroth, may get as much as nine years if he is convicted in the abuse case which starts next week. The victim claims Gaahl drank his blood.

Wicked Weasel girls... oh yeah!

If your pants hang low you may do time in Louisiana

A cool history lesson and thought provoking presentation - it's huge

Psychiatrists in Taiwan who examined a man suspected of raping, killing and eating a woman say the man is not insane...huh ?

The Fatkins Diet is all the rage

A student who allegedly urinated in a teacher's water bottle this week was charged with aggravated assault.

The loftcube. For anyone who dreads the thought of being limited to just one rooftop to piss off of.

A dog owner has admitted he was "gobsmacked" when he discovered his German Shepherd had eaten 28 golf balls.

Which one of these things dont belong in this picture ...Well ?

A judge has ordered a former city employee in Buffalo, New York, to jump out of an airplane for misusing public funds

"I actually remixed the leonard nemoy hobbit video and made him sing an good ol rap song that we all know and love"

Everybody better watch there back because Suge Knight is out of jail ..again .

An explanation of Arthur C. Clarke's book and Stanley Kubrick's movie "2001: A Space Odyssey"

A couple on a low-carb diet were kicked out of a buffet restaurant after the manager said they'd eaten too much roast beef.

What is a Cabbit! Well it's a combination of domesticated Cat and undomesticated Rabbit. As I have always loved Cats and Rabbits it was a natural calling for me to get involved in breeding them together.

A Beyonce wax figure will feature wiggling ass

Sissy Boy Slap Party - not sure WTF is going on here but it's mildly homoerotic good, clean fun

PAT TILLMAN IS MY HERO .

Rich's Friday Extravaganza

Welcome to the weekend ( well almost) , I hope you enjoy it .

Here are this week's " AROUND THE REEF " pictures ...

Reef Pic 1 , Reef Pic 2 , Reef Pic 3 , Reef Pic 4 , Reef Pic 5( I had to get in at least one of these) , Reef Pic 6

Lets get crackin ....

A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales

Blackwater : Some great videos of independent weapon manufacturers trying to one-up each other and hopefully get a weapons contract with our military

McDonald's is to include pedometers in adult versions of its Happy Meals

Kill Bill ......the game!

A former church handyman who streaked during the Super Bowl is to write a book about his nude exploits.

I dont get this at all ....It's "Facial" art but why ?

This is whacked ...A Man Trying To Buy Car Finds Out 9/11 Terrorist Took his ID

Apparently the best way to test a new 7.1 million dollar scoreboard is to play Unreal Championship on it.

A 16-year-old high school girl was arrested Thursday for introducing a classmate to five men who sought her services as a prostitute..Hey no one ever said Pimpin was easy ?

Macgyverisms : incase you need to disarm a missle with a paperclip

Anna Kournikova is being sued for a share of her house by her PARENTS. Mom and dad Alla and Sergei claim they are joint owners of the stars waterfront mansion in Miami, US.

The logo game never ends! This time it's cars

There is a new type of credit card on the market ..The card packs a microphone, a loudspeaker, a battery and a voice-recognition chip, rendering stolen cards useless.

How bout some Tang in a cup ?

A Sportscaster was forced to quit after calling a defender a fuckin lazy big nigger at a soccer game.

402 bikini photos, mMmmm.

MOVING in with your lover is ultimately bad for your heart's health, Australian doctors have discovered

How many people can fit in a metro? One more

A woman says her boyfriend told her about a murder. It's a confession that led to chaos for hundreds of Central Florida students and their parents.

And Finally .... Nine reasons not to drink

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Great game last night , we were down 9-4 going into the top of the 7th . We hit a Grand Slam and added 2 more to go ahead 10 - 9 and held on to win the game ....crazy shit !

Be on the lookout for "Around the Reef" pics tommorow .

ok enough about me .....

The Trivia of Rock & Roll ...do you know ?

A 30-year-old woman from Hordaland, Norway, got a surprise when she was going to bed Friday night.

The Lonely Astronaut. Classic but very funny.

Prized bulldog used as paintball target practice, gets balls blown off...AWww man !

Nickelback bails on Portugal - "you guys want to hear some rock and roll or you want to go home?"

A City commissioner's wife surprises him a stripper at restaurant, patrons not so delighted

Okay, this is stupid, but it gives me some ideas. Click on the chocolate marble cake and then type in "oompaloompa" (without quotes). No box comes up asking you to type anything, you just have to type it.

The operator of a crematory in Volusia County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday night after being accused of purposely giving customers the wrong ashes

Here it is ...Celebrities without makeup .

An idea that was bound to take off: Fishing charters with topless hostesses

A website to discussing what all the meaningless songs out there actually mean. There's some interesting stuff here if you look hard enough.

A bench trial is under way for an Omaha woman accused of spiking a margarita with antifreeze, then serving it to her former sister-in-law

Weird, just weird..... I got nothin'

Rich's Humpday Happenings

There is something that has been puzzling me lately that im not sure happens anywhere else except in New Haven .

When a person either dies in a car accident or is struck by a car there is usually a small amount of people that come to the site where the person passed away and makes a small vigil usually near a pole or tree and after a week or two , it is usually gone . Now I have been doing this route I have been on for about 6 years and there are 3 vigils in New Haven that have been in the same spots for all that time . Now I understand people mourn the loss of a loved one and light those long cylinder glass candles as a sign or mourning and respect but how long is too long with that . When does the city step in and say enoughs enough with the 65 candles cluttering up the sidewalk and numerous graffiti writings on the and teddy bears , pictures and letters all over the place....I know it is a terrible thing but you have to move on eventually and I think 6 years in more than enough time to do that .....Am I wrong ?

By the way, Softball Season starts today ....WEEEEEEEEE !!!

Let's Go .......

Ahh, The UCONN riots ..and I quote "If you find yourself in one of these photographs, we encourage you to schedule a time to meet with the Dean of Students Office to explain your involvement. Consideration will be given to those students who come forward on their own."..

President Bush increased his lead over Sen. John Kerry in a CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll released Monday, but fewer than half of the respondents said they approved of the way Bush is handling of the war in Iraq.

Some people in China seem to have had alot of spare time this winter

Kate Beckinsale is a titilating saleswoman for her new film, "Van Helsing" -- she claims it has more boobs than any other picture ever made.

M, to the I, to the L, to the K , Milk.... Word.

A 16-year-old boy has been jailed for more than four years for dragging Eminem's mother from her car

Steve Haworth - Body Modification Artist.

Schools selling drink with fish oil to make kids behave..huh ?

For all of you who yearned for some method to look at your favorite stars with their head shaved, someone has gone to an embarassing amount of trouble to provide such a thing.

Gay-dolf Hitler? ..is it true ?

This is a classic ....Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? (video from the Chappelle Show)

26 seniors from two high schools in Oslo are going to participate in a porn film staring Norwegian porn actor Rocco in order to finance their end of the year parties.

Cool shark game, where you are the shark and you eat scuba divers and they still try to stab you when they are half eaten. Starts off easy, gets hard.

A quick-thinking waiter saved Nicole Kidman when she almost choked to death on a piece of Broccoli .

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

Finally some nice weather and I couldnt be happier after the terrible winter we suffered through ...let's hope it stays for a while.

I hope everyone watched " The Restaurant " last night to see how much of a cry baby asshole Rocco really is and what a terrible buisnessman he is too ...im going to start a forum so direct all your comments there .

Ok , let's burn .....

A MAN has been jailed for three months for smearing his own feces on three police officers...just 3 months ?

How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands? (video)

Good News for all you skank lovers : Angelina Jolie has vowed to keep stripping until she is 40

The Men Commandments

Commuters take note -- the respectable person sitting next to you on the train fumbling with their cell phone might be a "toother" looking for sex with a stranger.

A collection of loser's homepages..Im surprised some people around here arent on this yet .

X-RATED icon Jenna Jameson is starting a fund to help sidelined sex workers in the wake of the AIDS scare that has paralyzed production on porn movie sets

Kill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill

After the tummy tuck, the forehead tightener, the nose job and the jowl trim, something still might be giving away your age: your voice.

Moco Loco: Modern Contemporary Design. I can only guess it's way out of my price range.

The truth is out ...Eminem sucks in bed

Run away from the snowball of death!

Sony and another Japanese company have developed a "paper disc" that can record more than two hours of high-definition images and be destroyed with scissors for foolproof data security, officials said.

The Flash Animated series titled Suicidal Balloon revolves around a severely disturbed balloon that derives pleasure by popping itself in order to wreak havoc upon unsuspecting victims. And I thought that I was the only one...

If anyone has any requests for things they would like me to post on the DC , shoot me an email and title it "DC REQUEST" so I know and ill try to get that on for you the following day .

Monday, Monday

Finally, they're fighting back! After months of apologizing to Congress and the FCC for Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl breast-baring and other edgy on-air content, many of the country’s media companies have finally decided the feds have gone too far. Fuck the FCC (and anyone else who tries to tell others what is "decent.")

Ford Motor Co. is upset by the release of an Internet advertisement that depicts the decapitation of a computer-animated cat by a power moonroof hatch, saying it didn't authorize the clip. (Fair Warning: This looks real, but remember, it's a computer-animated cat.)

This is pretty cool: Check out these intricate geometric paperclip sculptures.

At age 33, Leonid Stadnik wishes he would stop growing. He's already 8 feet, 4 inches. Recent measurements show that Stadnik is already 7 inches taller than Radhouane Charbib of Tunisia, listed by the Guinness Book of World Records as the tallest living man.

Any cat owner with $50,000 to spare can pay a Sausalito company, Genetic Savings & Clone, to clone Fluffy or Frisky this year.

What the hell is this? Things Ive pushed through toast.

You know the blond on CSI? (She was also on The West Wing.) Here she is topless.

Looking for a new car? How about a brand new BMW 740 with a "small dent?"

Rich's Monday Super Column

Saturday was a great night for "Around the Reef " pics unfortunatly I forgot my god damn camera

Let's see if we can get this going ....

St. Louis Blues center Mike Danton was arrested and charged with participating in an alleged murder-for-hire plot.

Simple yet very cool.

"One felony, extra crispy, please." City police said they were looking for a man who called a KFC restaurant and placed an unusual takeout order -- a robbery.

"Boil em', mash em', stick em' in a stew!" I present to you, the new jackass heros of the internet

A couple Frat boys sentenced for eating giant goldfish

For all you ladies : When you see Spunky you will know how to interact after reading this .

WTF ?? ....A Texas man faces capital murder charges in the death of his girlfriend's five-year-old son, whose body was found in an oven at their residence.

STD-ster is an online community that connects people through networks of sexual partners for tracking STD contraction

John Kerry is on the campaign trail with Bon Jovi and Blink 182 ..sad, just sad.

Here's a picture of John Ashcroft's face, made entirely of little porn people

A pill billed as the cure for hangovers goes on sale in Britain this summer. But far from receiving a universal welcome, the arrival of RU-21 is already sparking fresh debate over whether it will further encourage binge drinking.

Google, The early years.

Four percent of Dutch male doctors have admitted having sexual contact with one or more patients

The ORIGINAL Illustrated Catalog Of ACME Products. Accept no imitations

Finally , Britney Spears being felt up ...NICE !!

Rich's Friday Mess

So Ive been a little long winded lately ...Sue Me !

I started taking pics for the "Around the Reef" section last night , If you want to get featured on the DC come on down to the Reef and who knows , maybe you will see yourself on here on Friday .

Reef Pics 1 , Reef Pics 2 , Reef Pics 3 , Reef Pics 4 , Reef Pics 5

Remember to come down if you want your pics on The Daily Column next week.

Shall we ...

William Shatner is boldly going into a new field -- nude photography.

A white and tan Taiwanese cat made his successful television debut - on the toilet. "Tiger" showed off his skills Wednesday, hopping on the front end of the toilet seat and carefully balancing himself as he did his business.

The ancient sport of Wok Boarding is reborn. Looks like fun!

Mel Gibson Wants to Bring Unedited 'Passion' to TV. Will "The Passion of the Christ" play in primetime?

Security guard ruffs up skateboarding kids on tape

A German man laid up in hospital with multiple fractures telephoned out for a prostitute to help him end weeks of sexual frustration and got robbed.

The most horrific song covers I've ever heard.

Get out and see : Columbine , The Play ?

The creatives at Panasonic have come up with some interesting promotional material. Click on the pocket to get to the rest of the site.

was taking part in a 'Boxers or Briefs' competition with three men at New York's Lucky Cheng's nightclub when Spears' "sexual display" with the competitors infuriated one furious girlfriend. Bodyguards, however, saved Britney from the woman's confrontational advance.

It's the Subservient Chicken, type something in and he does something.

Good News Spunky ...Scientists give rats boners, may help dysfunctions

Im Mr T , BITCH !

A teen who wrote about wanting to do "horrible things" was sentenced to 50 years in prison for trying to kill a woman by driving up onto a sidewalk to hit her with his sport utility vehicle.

Star Wars fans waiting for the 3rd film can feast their eyes on the Dark Redemption

New Micheal Jackson accuser suddenly "recovered" memories

New Crimson like game, except this one is done with cult3d

Diana comes with popups, but she's worth it!

For all our Kansas friends here's the women of KU. Rock, chalk, take your top off

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I was reading this website and this guy had a very good rant about Illegal Immigrants , now even though I dont believe or agree with everything he said , he does make some good points ...here is that RANT :

I was listening to Alan Colmes' radio show the other night because it's the only thing on between Phil Hendrie and Tom Leykis. Colmes was out for the evening, so a guest host was conducting an interview with the lawyer filing a class action law suit against WalMart--the world's largest retailer--alleging that WalMart cheated thousands of immigrant janitors out of wages. The host argued that the janitors didn't deserve to get paid the same wage as Americans because they were illegal immigrants and shouldn't have been in America in the first place.

My bullshit detector went off, so I called into the show to slam him in the face with the sledge hammer of fallacy. The conversation went something like this:

Host "Hello, you're on the air."
Me "Yes, I'm calling to side with the lawyer."
Host "Why?"
Me "Because saying that an illegal immigrant doesn't deserve to be paid the same wages as an American because he doesn't belong here in the first place is like saying that a person trapped in a well shouldn't be saved because he shouldn't have been playing around the well in the first place."
Host (pause)
"Yeah... that's a good point."
He then hung up on me and proceeded to repeat his argument verbatim, even though I handed him a plate full of his ass with all the trimmings, only this time he added something to the effect of "well these immigrants are coming to America and taking jobs away from Americans." What?

News flash: immigrants aren't taking anything from Americans. Companies like WalMart are giving jobs to them illegally. If WalMart paid a company to hire immigrants to do the job over Americans then there's probably a good reason for it. I'm sick and tired of lazy gluttonous Americans bitching about immigrants "taking" our jobs. It's not like they can literally come to America, ambush us in the parking lot and take our jobs.

If you lose your job to an immigrant, it's probably because he or she was willing to work harder for less money. Don't want to pay them full wages? Then don't hire them. If they do equal work, then they deserve equal pay. It's just that simple, and I'm not going to sit back like every other racist piece of shit bitching about having to work harder because there's a little competition for my job, immigrant or otherwise. I know I can do my job better than anyone, and if an immigrant thinks he can do a better job than I can, I welcome him to try.

What kind of chicken shit pussy is afraid of competition? Can't get a job because you lost out to an immigrant? Well TOUGH SHIT. Nobody wants to pay you for your half-assed work if someone else can do it better. That's what America is all about. Our president may be a moron, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let any more jackasses sully the reputation of hard working Americans who are willing to work just as hard as anyone else with or without competition. If you can't cut it, then the people with money will pay it to someone else who can. Maybe if all you people bitching weren't such lazy, pathetic, blood sucking leeches, you'd get off of your dead ass and work HARDER to do a better job. Get some balls people. If you're too chicken shit and you can't cut it, then maybe it's you who doesn't deserve to live in America. Not the immigrants.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ?..feedback people ?

Until then , here are some funnies for ya .....

Welcome to PrejudgeME.com , see if your right .

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) today called for a Pentagon investigation of a photograph circulating on the Internet that apparently shows an American soldier mocking an Iraqi child... Here is that photograph
and for those of you who cant read it , it says" Lt Boudreax killed my dad and knocked my sister up"

Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy TEXT ADVENTURE

An Florida city commissioner, found asleep at the wheel with his pants down, insists he was the victim of a prank.

How about a nice game of Naked Basketball.

Better hurry, and bring along at least $6 million. That's the opening bid on eBay for crashing 22 pounds (10 kilograms) of whatever personal cargo you want to lob to the moon.

You think you have a bug problem? Thank god you don't live in Iraq

A 61-year-old anti-war protester tried to make a citizen's arrest on Prime Minister John Howard today before being wrestled away by security staff.

Trash toons? I have no idea what's going on.

Scientists have claimed that eating soy could help prevent men from developing prostate cancer and from going bald.

How to Spot an Easy Girl. Handy for all you hardup DCers (Hoot & Spunky TAKE NOTICE )

Comedy is no sweat for carrot top Kathy Griffin -- but sweating sure is. The "Suddenly Susan" scene stealer admits she is plagued by an overload of what she calls "butt crack sweat."

I'm JC Bitch!

Tuesday tidbits

An Indian steel tycoon paid $128 million for a mansion in the British capital, breaking the world record for the most expensive house purchase.

An Ocoee, Florida city commissioner was found asleep inside a car with his pants down car early Easter morning. Oops.

Chicago police are adding gunshot detection technology -- capable of "triangulating within 20 feet" the location of a shooting -- to 30 surveillance cameras already in place. Within five seconds of a gunshot, a high-pitched alarm will sound alerting the 911 center to the number of shots fired and to an address within 20 feet of the location.

Is this dog cool, or what?

John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn have separated after five years of marriage.

Here's something for you science buffs: The Impact Effects program allows visitors to plug in a hypothetical space rock's size, the visitor's distance from the impact site, and other parameters to generate an outline of devastation. You'll have to fill in a form, but it's easy.

I used to make these match stick rockets in school.

A dwarf mouse named Yoda has celebrated his fourth birthday, making him the oldest of his kind and far beyond 100 in human years.

Jenna Bush is looking cute.

A British man who sold all his possessions, including his clothes, stood in a rented tuxedo on Sunday surrounded by family and friends and bet everything on a single spin of the roulette wheel.

William Hung, the 21-year-old University of California, Berkeley, engineering student who was booted off "American Idol" is getting bigger and bigger. His debut album, "Inspiration" appears to be on the way to a Top 40 debut on the national sales chart this week, maybe even Top 30.

Interesting: A ghostly image of a man's face has emerged on the reverse side of the Shroud of Turin.

What the hell is this?

Rich's Tuesday Washout

Rain,Rain go away come back another day . (but at least it's not snowing)

We had alot of very diverse points on the issue I presented to you guys yesterday and every had very valid points but here is my question to all of you ...Why is it that we have over 1000 registered members to the forums but only get the same 25-30 people who do all the talking ? We need different points of views because all of us in the forums know each other pretty well by now and know where everyone stands on certain issues ....Cmon and let us have a crack at a fresh idea and point of view .

Ok , lets do this to this ....

A big-breasted 20-something man could not fail to raise police suspicions during a stop-and-search operation in central Pretoria

Well Jay Z has done it again . After the whole DJ Danger Mouse mix of his Black album with the Beatles White album which produced the widely diverse Grey album , Jay Z now is putting out his Black Album Accapella for all DJ's to give it there best shot at mixing beats to his words...that man is a marketing and promoting genius !

Staying with the music trend ..Try Singing a classic as another classic..

Humans never lived alongside dinosaurs, but they did co-exist with gigantic creatures which would rival the worst villains of 1950s monster movies.

So you wanna Learn to throw cards like a ninja!

A man has bitten a dog to death in eastern China after it attacked him as he walked home with friends after a night out..Damn I knew the pork fried rice tasted funny last night !

Señor Butt Plugg, links on page are to the toons. Maybe NSFW

A drunk guy went into the police station to pick up a job application and got a breathalizer instead ..What an ASS !

Gad damn I love this show ....The Niggar Family Show clip from the Dave Chappelle Show

HAS Vivica A. Fox finally moved on from 50 Cent? Looks like it. After Thursday night's premiere of "Kill Bill Vol. 2," the hottie - who told pals she only dated "Fitty" for publicity - went home with Snoop Dogg.

Man has only one leg but still kicks serious ass at Dance Dance Revolution. Inspiring me to tell my ass kicking joke but I wont !

How Whacked is this ????? Every Easter Sunday on the small Greek island of Chios a fireworks war breaks out between two rival parishes. In a bizarre but long-cherished local tradition, two Orthodox churches in the town of Vrodandos fire rockets at each other's churches - while mass is held.

Here is a site that should open some eyes , they are political comics that should make you think a little .

And to finish , a little Jenna Jameson for ya'll !

Rich's Monday Supercolumn

Hello everyone , I hope everyone had a great Easter and enjoyed the day with family and friends.

I had a nice heated discussion with my partner @ work saturday night about something and I want all of you to respond with your views because Im going to start a forum for it , so please respond because the more views we get , the better .

This is the story we argued over ...Now for you who are too lazy to click , A mom was told that if she didnt have a cescarian that her unborn child would die and she refused then the baby died and she was charged with murder. Now I agreed that she should because regardless of religious beliefs or hatred of the goverment , once you take the responsibility of bringing a life into this world that should be your first priority over everything else . My partners view was that the goverment shouldnt be allowed to tell you what6you should do with your body or what you should do period.....there will be a forum set up so give me your views on it .

I am going to start a new section of my column called "Around The Reef" on fridays , Im going to be bringing my camera to work with me on Thursdays and Saturdays and taking random pics of customers and posting them here so come on down if you want to have yourself seen by 10,000 people a day

Here we go .....

A man who was having trouble swimming and breathing off the coast of Maui was rescued by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Mmmm Thorax cake.. sounds tasty!

Several teenage girls on a recent school field trip to the Osborn Correctional Institution in Somers were forced to take off their underwire bras in front of males before they could go through a metal detector

This site is dedicated to my Link to the Past style, 2D remake of Ocarina of Time for the PC... enjoy!

A woman who posed as a fashion buyer and deceived her fiance into lending her nearly 20,000 spent most of it on her impending marriage to another man.

During a recent Courtney Love shopping spree, she lifted her shirt for the Papparazi and let a fan suck on her boob ...Here's the Picture

Classic Mitch Hedberg quotes

A graffiti artist called Banksy smuggled his latest work, a dead rat in a glass-fronted box, into the Natural History Museum in London, where it was exhibited on a wall for several hours.

Okay, there was a link to the trainset briefcase (WTF?) on b3ta, but the real funny was a bit further down on the same page.

While this game looks nice, it will leave bruises on your forehead.

WILLY Wonka and the Chocolate Factory has been voted the best family film of all time. The 1971 classic beat smash-hits ET and the Lord of the Rings trilogy in a survey of 14,000 movie fans.

Several very good pages about well-documented (read 'heavily photographed') locations, including backstories, hauntings, run-ins with the fuzz, and some fat kid called 'Hoss' who busts doors down and scares off the bums. Good stuff.

An apologetic Peeping Tom in northern Arkansas left a $20 bill and a note for his victim asking if she would not mind if he peered at her outside her window

Batman's New Ride in his new movie, BATMAN BEGINS (2005).

Ahh Ebay , 7 year old boy bids over a million dollars for Power Rangers toy which sells for $37.99 .

For all you Car nuts , World's largest subwoofer

Make sure you respond in the forums about this issue and if you are going to send me any emails to my DC address, make sure you title it "Daily Colunm" because I get so much junk mail .

Rich's Weekend Jam

Well sorry about nothing from me yesterday , I went to NYC for a show with my daughter had it was a great day .

So a quickie to hold you guys over until Monday .....

Google Inc. hails its new e-mail service as a breakthrough in online communication, but consumer watchdogs are attacking it as a creepy invasion of privacy that threatens to set a troubling precedent.

Trojan: Sexual Organ.. the music of sex!

A Robber holds up bank, then goes next door to buy a fancy suit, now he's wearing a pinstriped suit

This is an intense video of cool stuff.

He's not just any 93-year-old man. Fauja Singh is a world record holder. He's the fastest marathon runner ever in his age group having completed 26.2 miles in just five hours and 40 minutes.

Try the Secret Finger Trick.

Walking through Glacier National Park in northwest Montana can be a very spiritual experience. The skies are wide and clear, the sun tans your flesh to the color of a cooked Thanksgiving turkey and the trees softly sway in the breeze. You are hiking along one of the many backcountry trails, reflecting on all the goodness that has occurred in your life. Then suddenly, it happens: human feces

Watch this Drunk guy talks trash, gets knocked the fuck out !

Malaysian ghostbusters were called in to exorcise spirits at a national service training camp after two groups of youths claiming to have seen ghosts became hysterical

There's something funny about watching little kids with huge boxing gloves beat the crap out of each other

Police in Vietnam said today they were investigating a 17-year-old schoolboy who helped his mother slice off his father's penis after she accused her husband of being unfaithful

Cat vs Sun Roof! Sun Roof 1 Cat 0

The Pirates Of The Caribbean star Keira Knightley is being plagued by a stalker who has targeted her London home.

Another LogoGame! Waste another hour or more of your day figuring out these college teams! It's COLLEGE MADNESS! Ahh!

A man who allegedly went job hunting at five day care centers earlier this year while clad in a soiled diaper and pink stretch pants has been indicted on seven counts of child endangerment.

How to fist. Just in case any of you ever need to know

Thursday thoughts

The latest fashion trend to hit the Netherlands is eyeball jewelry. Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewelry called "JewelEye" in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man.

Bad news guys: Elisha Cuthbert says she won't ever shed her clothing for a movie.

In a spin-off show called Queer Eye for the Straight Girl, a new group of gay male fashion and style experts will assist a heterosexual woman.

A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys.

Good news for frequent masturbators: Sexual activity does not cause prostate cancer, and men who ejaculate frequently may even be protecting themselves against the disease.

The cashier at Formosa Gardens restaurant in New Iberia, Louisiana is only 2 years old.

Check out this neat gadget: It's a sea scooter capable of reaching a stunning 2.5 knots. it cost's about $13,000.00.

Check out this idiot.

This is a cool website: It's a collection of concept "cars of the future" that never made it into production.

This is funny.

Bored? Here are some things you can do with absolutely nothing.

Like computers? Love animals? Combine your interests.

Here's a neat safety device called the SawStop system. It's designed to prevent you from loosing your fingers while various power saws. Check out the demonstration video.

Rich's Thursday Stuff

I am going to do my Advocate interview this morning and I have decided to bring HOOT with me , after much thought I think hoot would do a good job in there and he better be on because god knows im going to be ! ( Yes , Ann & The Kernel were my second choice )

I just got the Penguin Plunge pics back , now I have to scan them and then I'll post a couple of them so all of you can see what your generosity went to .

Ok, Im ready .........

" I've got an ongoing project, reprogramming the firmware in these 1985 Epson LQ-500 printers to turn them into musical instruments. I originally just wanted to make a sort of homemade mellotron, but it's evolved into a much deeper project."..well not me but this guy .

A woman who stabbed her infant son out of her distrust of men has been arrested

Get your Chinese ON!!

Regular doses of worms really do rid people of inflammatory bowel disease

I cast magic missile! I also want the hour of my life back I just spent on this game.

Tommy Lee is a PIMP , he is now dating Naomi Campbell ..lucky bastard !

Dead Man's Switch: So you can delete (encrypt) your porn and email your friends and enemies when you die

Billy Bob Thornton says he left Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie because he was afraid of her...Umm Liza , is that you ?

Do you happen to have someone in your office that has a biological need to interrupt you at least once per hour, every single work day? Let them know just how much you care.

Researchers found that doctors who spent at least three hours a week playing video games made about 37 percent fewer mistakes in laparoscopic surgery and performed the task 27 percent faster than their counterparts who did not play video games.

You better Know your geek history.

Britney Spears' raunchy antics in her new video 'Toxic' has inspired a porn film featuring a look-alike of the star

Everything you ever wanted to know about breakfast cereal

Concrete that can transmit light or Photoshop? It looks legit.

Meadow Soprano is all grown up

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Well they did it , The Uconn women 3-peated and so for the first time in history both a men's and women's college basketball teams are Champions in the same year ...Way To Go UCONN ! (even though I had the men getting knocked out in the round of 32)

Im going to give you people sites all day today that you can spend the whole day on rather than just specific things ...so enjoy !

Ok , Im going to start off with this ...Yes, I've found it! A website that offers free porn, to anyone over 18 of course, and it is for real! Just choose a password and give em an email so they can send you confirmation and you're in! No CREDIT CARD nonsense! Just fun, FREE, boobies and PORN!

President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe has begun to export his government's expertise on the most effective methods of seizing farms from white landowners.
A bevy of very funny Blogs and other stuff ..check it out .

Only in CT ?.. A Conn. woman is arrested after an investigation into a February fight that ended with another woman's finger being flushed down a toilet.

Every single question you ever had about SEX is right here , and it's really not even that dirty because I was checking for the dirty parts !

A study of animals across the world has confirmed what many men have long suspected - a large penis can be a recipe for success in the mating game.

Snowsurfer has sooooo many different things on it that even I am having trouble trying to describe it to you ..good stuff too .

A 26-year-old Army Ranger never expected an ambush quite like this one while stationed in Iraq -- and the only warning he got was when fellow soldiers paged him over the 2-way radio. "Hey, Nick. Your mom's here," they said.

If you want Something Awful , you got it !

A Japanese restaurant which served sushi on the body of a near naked woman has caused a storm of controversy in the conservative southwest Chinese city of Kunming.

Some Idiot made this site which is very corny , and I mean that in the nicest way possible .

17 year old boy has lived nude since birth, town not so thrilled

There are Ways to stay in a hotel and not sleep, see link for details.

When at the prom, it's best to stick to your date. No problem for Lynlea Jayo and Josh Traughber, a high school couple who used duct tape, thrift-store jackets and bed sheets to make their own formal wear for just $30.

The Suburban Trunk Monkey , The Club of the 00's

Boy , the art of hostage demands sure has changed ?? : A MAN demanding cocaine took eight people hostage today in a bank and threatened to detonate a hand grenade unless he was given the drug

For all you Brad Pitt fans out there this is not the link for you , It's the Fruit Fly Fight Club .

Ozzy Claims Doctor Over-Medicated Him, is this family falling apart at the seams or what ?

The photography and art of Margot Knight.

1 down , 1 to go

Well the Uconn men came out a did what they were supposed to do to Georgia Tech last night , now we need the women's team to do the same to Tennessee and Connecticut will be the basketball mecca of the universe for this year !

The Connecticut Huskies really do have it all: the All-America center, the flashy guards, the coach who gets everything right, and now a national title won with ease.

Creatures In My Head: A creature a day.

Kelly Osbourne busted buying drugs by British mag (photos included)

I am Enlighted !

BABY teeth could one day be worth much more than a visit from the tooth fairy with scientists confident they can eventually be used to fight heart failure, Parkinson's Disease and bone cancer.

It's a skateboard that supposedly has all the control of a snowboard, except you still fall on the pavement instead of the snow.

A robot lawn mower that promises to take the hard work out of cutting the grass has gone on sale

A little break with Hot naked girls a plenty

Baseball season officially gets underway yesterday and no one is happier than the dudes who make hot dogs.

I don't get it either.

Britain's Channel 4 is to screen an abortion in its entirety, three years after it said that pictures of the aftermath of one were "offensive to public feeling".

Worried about Zombies ???. ...Here's Complete protection from the living dead

A fire gutted about 75 percent of one of former President Bill Clinton's boyhood homes

In the mood for some Porn shop stories

Bananas haven't had sex for 10,000 years, may need genetic help

Newsmap is an application that visually reflects the constantly changing landscape of the Google News news aggregator. A treemap visualization algorithm helps display the enormous amount of information gathered by the aggregator.

A German man woke to find his car heavily damaged, only to be told another man's vomit may have caused it.

Kill the pop-ups, kill the pop-ups, kill the pop-ups kill them all!"

Ok nighty night !

Rich's Monday Super Column

Well I have caught Husky fever and hope they both do it today and tommorow . Nice busy night Saturday night at the bar because of the game and Spunky actually made an appearance at the Reef to watch the game ..It was nice to see YOU spunk

Here we go ....

Strangest taxes: You might pay taxes on illegal drugs, Pepsi, playing cards and being a star

30 Rounds of Kerry vs. Kerry boxing. Paid for by the Republican National Committee.

A Pennsylvania mom is going to jail for allegedly stripping at her teenage son's birthday party. Prosecutors charged that 35-year-old Patricia Johnson provided the entertainment when plans to ride go-carts fizzled.

Finger numbing mouse clicking madness. Don't waste your time trying to beat the highscore list cheaters, impossible!

When graduating from a high school called "Hellu," wearing a class shirt that reads "Hellus Angels" might seem like harmless school spirit unless it's worn in a bar where Hells Angels members have strong feelings about trademark infringement

I know they are fake but still so, so good . Photoshopped Celebrity Facials .

Investigators in Orange County, Fla., arrested a 36-year-old Walt Disney World employee who worked as the character "Tigger" for allegedly fondling a girl and her mother during a photo

One small poop for man, one giant movement for mankind: The Washlet, by Toto

An old man has died after falling down a hospital rubbish chute and being carried away to a dump by a garbage truck

Ladies of Star Trek : the original Sixties series episodes

Some people just have no sense of humor : A man was charged with tying a dead dog to the truck of a deaf co-worker as part of an April Fool's Day joke.

More information than you ever wanted to know about why we capitalize the pronoun "I."

Ozzy is batting 1000 with his kids because Kelly Osbourne enters drug rehab

The Rap Dictionary, represent.

What does it take to win an air guitar championship? Check the video for your answer

And finally today ....New for the kiddies, vodka ice cream

Let's Go UCONN

I cant believe im saying this but I actually want UCONN to win because I hate Duke that much , so good luck UCONN !

Ok, I was going to get into the whole Paul Hornug thing but it's the weekend and we dont need to be thinking on the weekend ...so it will wait till monday .

Here we go .....

A mother revealed today how her depressed son built a home-made guillotine in a back garden and decapitated himself

HaXXXor - Naked Chicks Teach You To Hack

Welcome to the weird world of fat erotica, a sexual subculture where FAs (fat admirers) seek out huge women.But there's a dark side to all of this. Within the FA community there are men known as "feeders", who encourage their partners to gorge themselves to become as fat as humanely possible

Just in case you're wondering which celebrities out there are missing fingers

Political correctness gone wild: UCF President Apologizes For Wearing Afro Wig (photo included)

Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Welcome to the page of Ted. An interesting read about cave adventuring, although it ends quite mysteriously and abruptly.

The creator of a controversial exhibit of preserved human corpses said Wednesday he was tired of dealing with authorities in Germany and would move his show to the United States this summer.

I can now hear the phrase, "please call Stella" spoken via 1 of 306 speech samples from the world.

Paying $1,500 for a 16-acre island is a steal, but would you pay that much for a virtual island?

Dungeons and Dragons - Concerns for the Christian

DRIVERS of hotted-up vehicles prized them more than their partners and believed their cars boosted their sex appeal.

Safe for work... safe for ANYWHERE!

A FAT-busting pill which mimics the effect exercise has on the body is being developed by Australian scientists....AHHH NICE !

A real hard balancing game , see if you can get to round 2 .

Finally Friday

Congrats to Richie on his New Haven Advocate win! Coming from someone who has been served many a drink by him, he really is the best bartender.

A state earthquake council has given a qualified endorsement to a prediction by a group of scientists who believe that a temblor of magnitude-6.4 or greater will occur in the Southern California desert sometime in the next five months.

This is fun. Put your cursor on his face.

Fans of Howard Stern were horrified on Thursday to hear that the radio shock jock was yanked off the air and replaced by a more wholesome show only to find out later it was all an April Fool's day prank.

A 23-year-old Daytona Beach man was arrested Wednesday for allegedly impersonating a law enforcement officer and using his personal vehicle to pull over a motorist.

The actors who provide the voices for Homer, Marge and other characters on "The Simpsons" reportedly skipped work on Fox's animated series as contract renewal talks hit an impasse. Each cast member is seeking about $360,000 an episode.

Gateway Computers is closing all of its retail stores next week.

Did you see this story about the yawning kid at the Bush speech that Letterman aired? Here's the video clip.

This is cool: SayMail allows you to send talking email. Not sure if this will work, but try it.

A teenager who was suspended from school for wearing a T-shirt that said "Barbie is a Lesbian" was awarded $30,000 in a settlement with the city.

Watch this surveillance videotape of a drunk driver in a truck slamming into a gas pump outside a convenience store. The driver then drove away as the pump exploded.

Rich's Smoke Free Work days

Today starts the No Smoking rule in Ct , so if you come in to see me tonight leave your cigarettes at home . My whole thing is this about the smoking ban, I dont smoke but I really could care less if you do or not ..it's your life . Im sure there will be a couple forums started about this today so I would love to hear all of your comments in the forums ..please respond because the more opinions , the better the discussion .

Well A big THANK YOU is going out to all of you who voted for me in the Advocates "Best of New Haven" contest , because of all of you I have won for the 3rd year in a row . I have my interview next thursday and in years past we would have to bring a prop ( a jigger or bottle) with us but this year they want us to bring our favorite customer. This might be a little tricky because I dont want to offend anyone if I pick one person but I hope the person I pick gets into it like I do because the funnier the interview , the more of it they print .

So again ....THANK ALL OF YOU !

Im going to save the Paul Hornug thing for tommorow so be prepared !

Ok , let's laugh a little ....

A "Jackass" star removed from radio station after penis stunt, and the host got fired also .

Live from Meridiani Planum: A look back at Eagle Crater.

A Brooklyn music teacher was arrested after he allegedly hung a 5-year-old student by his belt loop in a classroom closet

Janet Jackson caught sunbathing ...NUDE .

The rasterbator is a web service which creates huge rasterized pictures out of relatively small image files.

Film-star-turned-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger has fans around the world, but few are as avid as Baghdad gym owner Sabah Mehdi.

Play Save the goldfish, if you care enough to.

A German man who decapitated his mother with a Samurai sword after she told him to move out was convicted of murder Tuesday and sentenced to life in jail.

I like big butts and I can not lie ...and there are plenty of beautiful asses here .

A busy mom was making a green salad when she unexpectedly came across some protein - live protein.

All hail the best of Craigslist!

Hundreds of urine specimen cups spilled out of a waste management truck near Memphis, Tenn. Monday covering the road with the human waste.

Video of a circular saw that can tell the difference between wood and a finger (played by a hot dog).

American Pie star, Chris Klein and Katie Holmes ready to tie the knot.

And to finish today , Here are Some great clothes to wear at the next hetrosexual awareness parade.