HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY

TAKE A MOMENT TO REMEMBER WHY WE ALL HAVE OFF TODAY .....

Have A Great and Safe day !

Rich's Friday Stuff

I better explain my title of today's column , You see I dont own friday I just am telling you that I am posting some stuff for you to look at and it happens to be friday ...there now that's cleared up .

For all of you who didnt understand that little bit of irony missed the whole thing but all of you Dcer's who were involved will be happy to know that I ended the Blog war early this morning because it was just the same old regurgitated crap over and over and just started not to be fun anymore ..I thought it was going to be alot more fun that it was ..oh well ?

Onto the said "Stuff" ....

A council has told butchers they could be breaking European regulations if they give bones to dog owners

Classic, "That's my Boy" video.

So you want to work in a zoo huh ? ..Well you can always Raise your own Sea Monkeys. Virtually

Halle Berry has told how she might offer her body to any date who is prepared to father her child

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New York lawmakers want to rid the city of a scourge most people are not even aware of -- previously worn lingerie being sold as new merchandise

What's your poke-name?

A danish IT company decided that the best way to keep its employees happy was to sign up all its workers to internet porn sites

There has to be a couple of camels hobbling around these days .

A Hollywood actor who starred in horror film Dawn Of The Dead has found he is prince of the Afghan province of Ghor.

Demonstration of the Speedstrip Applicator Condom by Hot Rod Condoms

Welcome to Koenigsegg, the Swedish supercar manufacturer." That's right, I said Swedish supercar. These things are pretty badass

Husband and wife are first couple to be banned from every pub...and wife has to be home by 8.30pm

Here are some Great essays from demented minds

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias are believed to have got married in secret..and she is knocked up to boot !

How the kids in the Bronx play baseball.

For the ultimate sunscreen, try hippos sweat!

For just a couple hundred bucks, you can set fire to damn near anything...

"The Fine Art of Procrastination, or Why I Reviewed a Pencil"

How long until you're someone's bitch? Find out with the jail rape calculator

REMEMBER PEOPLE , I DONT OWN FRIDAYS !

IT'S WAR !!

It was bound to happen sooner or later with the fantastic forum members we have here at the DC, and it has happened ..WE ARE AT WAR !!

Apparently another website has claimed ownership of the bar rules I posted a while back and then reposted yesterday just to piss them off even more . Now these rules are on over 100 pages that I have found so far and no one has claimed they wrote them ..until now . I believe the BClonghair wrote them and gave this genius credit on my original post and yesterdays post so my credit was given where credit was due .

Now this website is so unfunny and uninteresting it isnt even worthy of me posting on our front page but if you really want to read up on the fight so far , go into the forums , click on feedback and look into "Rich's Reef Rules" . This forum went from 4 pages to 18 in about 3 hours because they had about 10 people come over and try to go head to head with our DC faithful but they have failed miserably so far and it is probably only going to get worse for them today and days to come .

So with that said, I think if you havent joined the forums yet do that today and become a DC soilder against this unworthy opponent or you can link to their site and flame them hell out of them ...either way is fine with me .

Do it for your country and your DC moderators !!

Ok , let's get busy ....

A Car thief calls to apologize for stealing car, offers to sell car back.

Dismuke's Virtual Talking Machine..."This site is devoted to vintage music from the early decades of the 20th Century. All recordings have been transcribed into streaming Real Audio from the original 78 rpm discs in my personal collection"

9 Men Arrested for Lewd Bathroom Conduct, One Grabs Cops Nuts

"Prom Bombs"... bad prom pictures from Florida.

This is a new authentic bull penis walking cane about 37" in length. Very sturdy - use it or display it!

Queer Abs! is the best-selling workout system for men and women that's been called "the most motivating workouts ever".

A 11-year-old Queens fifth-grader was booted from her Catholic elementary school for blowing the whistle on a bizarre sex-bracelets game

This will help those ADD students with their learning

Britney Spears's hopes of landing the role of Daisy Duke in the forthcoming movie version of The Dukes Of Hazzard have been dashed - after bosses handed it to Jessica Simpson

Ok , Giles Humpert told this is his favorite ...Hampster Porn .

A man in Kanpur, who has turned vegetarian, is so addicted to eating grass that he claims he cannot survive without consuming a kilogram of grass in a day

Audioscrobbler is a computer system that builds up a detailed profile of your musical taste. After installing an Audioscrobbler Plugin, your computer sends the name of every song you play to the Audioscrobbler Server. With this information, the Audioscrobbler server builds you a 'Musical Profile'. Statistics from your Musical Profile are shown on your Audioscrobbler User Page, available for everyone to view

Two San Francisco officers have been caught in compromising positions. A hardcore porn video shows an SFPD officer having a sexual encounter with the female institutional police officer from the Sheriff's Department

Here is a game that I can finally beat with ease ....Im the king of the Wo ..um ....(jesus rich get ahold of yourself)

Oodles and Oodles of honeys .

For those of you who missed it - Reef Rules

I posted this a couple weeks back and it was on the weekend and if some of you dont read the weekend ..here it is again !

By the way , I thought of this all by myself !..just kidding

These are rules to live by if you are going to come to my bar ....so start studying cause there might be a pop quiz ....

Sit back order up a drink and read these.... Cheers!

1.If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
17. If someone offers to buy you a drink do not upgrade your liquor preference.
18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.
27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.
30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.
32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.
33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.
36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender’s guide and browse through all the drinks you’ve never tried.
37. Try one new drink each week.
38. If your are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same goes for him.
39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.
40. If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a cheap ass.

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.
43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
45. It's okay to drink alone.
46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling”.
47. Nothing screams 'nancy boy' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.
48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.
49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.

51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.
52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.
53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.
59. If you are broke and a friend is “sporting you”, you must laugh at all his jokes and play wingman when he makes his move.
60. If you are broke and a friend is “making sport of you”, you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.

61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.
62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.
63. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her response.
64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.
66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, “I'm an idiot.”
67. Never ask a bartender “what's good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.

71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and they’re sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a jackass.
73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.
77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with “I know this is going to be a hassle, but . . .”
78. When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he’s buying.
79. If you are 86’d, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.
80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.
83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.
85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.
86. You will forget everyone of of these rules by your fifth drink.

and by your 10th drink you will see 172 rules ~:BClonghair

BClonghair is where I got this from , not from the supposed website they were posted so credit goes to BClonghair !

Take that you Jolly good Fellows !

Tuesday tidbits

Several of you have emailed me to ask where the hell I have been. Well, I'm still here, sort of. For the past nine months I've been working in a new field, and one that has very long and odd hours. For instance, I worked from 9:00 am til 6 pm today, and I am working again tonight at midnight until 9:00 am tomorrow. I'm on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and I never know exactly what I am going to be doing from one day to the next. So what is it that I do now?

I'm a licensed private investigator. We do everything-- criminal investigations, insurance fraud, husband and wife cases, missing persons, bug sweeping, surveillance and undercover work. Is it a fun job? Yes. Probably the most fun I've ever had. I never know what's in store for me from day to day. Oh, and no, it's not like it appears on television. No flashy cars and no shoot-outs.

Unfortunately, my bizarre schedule has kept me from posting columns on a regular basis, which sucks. I try, I really do try to post one whenever I can. But more often than not I am in my van driving around spying on someone. I will continue to try to post as often as I can, but I'll admit it is difficult to get the time to sit down and type. So, please bear with me. And if you need a PI for anything, lemme know.

I owe a huge thanks to Richie for doing his regular columns. He also works crazy hours so he's going above and beyond the call of duty every day.

Okay, lets see what's going on...

Out on the left coast, a KCBS traffic reporter became part of the traffic report when the small plane he was in made an emergency landing on an East Bay freeway -- causing a traffic slowdown. No one was injured in the incident, which happened when the Cessna 172 apparently ran out of gas.

A distant relative of Adolf Hitler could sue the state of Bavaria for royalties from the Nazi dictator's book "Mein Kampf" but the retired Austrian engineer said he wants no part of it. (Noble gesture.)

How odd: Michael Jackson reportedly has a collection of baby bottles and enjoys sucking them.

A bunch of students have set a new form of world roller coaster record - stark naked. Around 100 students from 15 universities dropped all inhibitions and rode the 360-degree Nemesis Inferno roller coaster in England.

Oops. A ship carrying 4,000 cars sank after colliding with an oil tanker south of Singapore.

In New York, a lawyer who barked like a dog at a witness during a deposition has been fined $8,500 for misconduct and harassment of opponents.

Here's an interesting game. Participate in a Wet T-shirt contest.

As the nation grapples with pumped-up gas prices, some car owners are turning to their favorite restaurants for a solution: recycled vegetable oil. Environmentalists have been using the fuel alternative for years as a way to cut back on sooty emissions, but as gas prices soar above $2 a gallon, they say their "veggie cars" are also a great way to save some cash.

Finally, check this out: It's an illustrated story of a hole this guy dug in his back yard.

Rich's Monday Super Column

For all of you who dont live in Ct wont know this so this is why im telling you this story .

The President came to town yesterday to have dinner with his daughter who is graduating from Yale tommorow and leaving late last night so his presence wouldnt affect the graduation ceremony (which was actually nice of him). But I play softball at East Shore Park on Sunday mornings and right after our game was over we were all bullshitting in the parking lot and a motorcade of about 25-30 police vehicles came cruising down the street preparing for his arrival , removing every mailbox and paperbox along the route and doing this a good 3 hours before he showed ..My point to this story is as I drove out of the parking lot there were already droves of people lining the street with signs , some good some bad but it was about equal and I cant believe how much support this guy still has after all he has done to the people of the U.S.A over the past couple months ...dont be surprised if we see 4 more years of GW

Ok enough politics ,lets laugh .....

To the naked eye, Tommy Woodard's digital photo appears to be nothing more than a pretty picture of trees in Provo Canyon, Utah. But zoom in, he says, and the purple glow of a saucer hovering at an angle above the tree line starts to take shape.

Phlixx is gonna love this one ...Welcome to Bush Is Lord. Our purpose is to bring you documentation to our media-supported claim that George W. Bush is indeed not only our nation's leader, but our spiritual lighthouse and embodied salvation.

The AI Ouija board is fun for about 5 minutes.

Plenty of lawyers have dogs - but how many dogs have lawyers? At least one. And his name is Cabic

The man with the smallest penis in existence and the electron microscope technician who loved him.

An Ohio high school honor student who won a drawing allowing him to throw a pie in his principal's face was expelled until winter after allegedly throwing it too hard.

RelationShit: Information that could've saved you from untold soul-wrenching heartbreak, grief and suicidal despair if you'd come here sooner

Woman are thinking of everything but sex while watching porn research says .

Talk Dirty to Me: Things overheard at the STD clinic

A dumb man tied himself to a Cross to collect for Ministry ( with pictures)

there , I warned you .. Regarding peeing in her butt.

A Polish man was sentenced to 2 1/2 years for caviar smuggling..Ummmm, WHAT ?

This is pretty gross ....The Worm Within. An illustrated story by Vincent Eaton.

A film encouraging people to vote in the European elections has been "censored" for British viewers because it showed a glimpse of a nipple (ohh you know this one has pics)

Ohh by the way , I actually spoke to Peter on Sunday and he isnt dead like some of you thought ...He is alive and well and very busy at work !

Rich's Friday Wind Down

I got a question about something you may or may not have noticed...Why is it that city bus drivers sometimes sit by the side of the road with people in thier bus and just wait or get out and stretch with people sitting in thier bus ...I saw this last night and never understood why these people in the bus just dont say " Hey Asshole , Get your ass in the bus and let's get going" , just a observation.

This is a great story about a loser "Price is Right" contestant who feels he didnt get his fair shake , wait till you see his picture

For all of you who are in love with Lindsay Lohan as much as I am ...A little nipple slip is sooooo nice !

"What is this?"......."It's a collection of pictures of me staring at the camera. I take one each evening and update the page for the next day."

On a two-year trip to Mars, according to one estimate, a crew of six humans will generate more than six tons of solid organic waste--much of it feces. So what do you do with all that

Bull gets zapped by a Taser for the apparent entertainment of those watching. If you're offended by animal cruelty, or have a vagina that's prone to gathering sand, please skip this video.

The world's first Internet church has fallen victim to a plague of virtual demons, some of whom have been logging on as Satan and unleashing strings of expletives during sermons

Hotel: An Interactive Tale. Twisted but cool flash game story thing. Worth the load time.

Jennifer Aniston is set to star opposite Kevin Costner in a new film based on The Graduate. Costner is in talks to play a male version of the Mrs Robinson character, an older man who seduces Aniston.

Nice big spanish juggalos

David Mitchell is changing in a way that is ruining his life and confounding doctors. It's because the left side -- and only the left side -- of his brain is shrinking, and has been for about 10 years

Everybody RUN ..Condie Rice is angry !

There's a New reality show: Surprise, that's not a vagina!

Orient Expedition: the Quest for the Golden Dragon. Strategy adventure game with legos

An entry-level staffer in Sen. Mike DeWine's Washington office titillated Capitol Hill this month with an explicit blog that detailed her performing sexual favors for money - until her blog was ended this week.

Dont worry honey , It will fit .

As I quote the very smart Bill Cosby: Blacks can't speak English

More Cleavage than you can shake a stick at .

An ice cream billboard ad sparked a race row by using the nursery rhyme Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo. Black groups complained it was racist because of the old second line ..catch a nigger by the toe.

This air-powered Tennis Ball launcher is designed to launch tennis balls over trees towing fishing line. The fishing line is used to pull up nylon twine and then wire antennas, or heavier line and antennas.

27-year-old Amy Logue, of Ashland, was arrested after calling police several times looking for crack cocaine

Tired of the daily grind , well grab your pocket protector and get yourself booked on a Geek Cruise. ( pay attention Spunky)

Geto ut and buy the Micheal Jackson Sleepover kit

Wednesday words

Tony Randall, most famous for his role opposite Jack Klugman on "The Odd Couple," has died at 84 after a long illness.

The top intelligence official at the Homeland Security Department, worried about an increased risk of attack in coming months, says al-Qaida wants to strike on U.S. soil with something other than a conventional explosive - perhaps with a chemical or biological weapon.

More than 1,000 gay couples sought applications for marriage licenses on the first day Massachusetts became the first state to allow same-sex couples to legally wed. (A generation from now, people will be saying, "Remember when gay people weren't allowed to marry?")

A German inventor who developed a gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing up has sold more than 1.6 million devices.

Nice top, John Kerry's daughter.

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage to find out why they could not have kids were shocked to find out they needed to have sex.

A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

WTF?

A 13-year-old girl at Holy Family Catholic School was asked to leave her graduation ceremony because the dress she was wearing was "too revealing." School officials claimed it showed too much cleavage. Here's the dress. What do you think? (Personally, I think the fact that the school officials not only noticed a 13-year-old's cleavage, but actually made an issue out of it is far more inappropriate than her outfit.)

Like belly buttons? Visit the naval maniac.

Check out this nose ring. Interesting.

Speaking of nose rings, two eighth-grade girls in Colorado have been in the principal's office for more than two weeks because they refuse to comply with a ban on facial piercings. (Way to go girls! Don't let those fuckers get to you.)

This is cool: The Giant Gum Bubble Web Page.

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

No Talk today , just stuuuuuuff !

Classic '100 Worst Porn Movie Titles' of all time .

Kittens tortured and killed by soldiers, kittens were not Iraqi, soldiers were not US...so there .

Avant-Garde catches up with Hasbro...introducing, Mr. Picassohead!

Britney's Ass Crack...nice

A woman hid a grenade in her vagina and smuggled it into a Colombian prison, where it exploded and killed three inmates on Tuesday ..Im sorry but it is funny .

We went to a candyraver-themed costume party. It was funny

Britney Spears says she doesn't think she's remotely sexy..I strongly disagree in a stripper way .

The Infinite Cat Project. This thing gets a cool tag because it's such a clever concept.

It's not made of gold.. just eggs, lobster, caviar and a few trimmings. But an omelet on the menu of a swanky Manhattan hotel will set you back $1,000, plus tip.

A forklift safety movie, well a gore-fest forklift safety movie. due to massive amounts of blood.

Trying to figure out who was in the zoo late night , Police Fingerprint Bit-Off Finger To Find Jaguar's Victim

Take your geekiness to a whole new level. The Star Trek apartment is the first and only one in the world

T-Shirt TV shirts, with liquid crystal display monitors, turn the wearer into a walking TV commercial.

Really cool, for anyone into music. A neat page that lets you construct different chords and play different scales on a guitar and then lets you hear your results, instantly. Makes songwriting a breeze

See ya tommorow

Rick Price's military training is coming in handy for his current job as a professional pooper-trooper

Rich's Monday Super Column

Boy we have a bunch of new sponsers on here lately , It just goes to show you what 2 guys from Ct can do with a little hard work .

"Jesus" fatally stabs his grandmother, sexually assaults neighbor and pushes man in front of subway

WTF ...Pregnant Woman Keychain. Comes with detachable baby

Fame has struck, though not in the way Lara Roxx hoped it would. The 21-year-old Laval native was thrust into the spotlight last month when she was found to be infected with HIV, weeks after going to California to earn her fortune as a porn star

Dowload full length commercials from the 80's

THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS !!!....American athletes have been warned not to wave the US flag during their medal celebrations at this summer's Olympic Games in Athens for fear of provoking crowd hostility and harming the country's already battered public image.

You thought the pile of naked Iraqis was bad? Check out what Israeli nudists has been up to lately

After a couple much heated debates in the forums , here is a follow up story ...Anti-Abortion Icon Among Six New Saints

International Television site. Check out "Last" for past videos. Looks like it's updated daily. Very...Different.

A man scheduled to be sentenced for masterminding an illegal million-dollar investment scheme went to Las Vegas instead to play poker.

"Mission Statement: To discretely provide US troops shipping out overseas with the most sensually pleasing departure possible."

Talk about cold feet ! ...Bride-to-be gets stabbed to death by fiancé on eve of wedding

The artwork of Roger Dean

UUGGHH ...Woman Undergoes Surgery To Remove Excess Skin(with photos)

"When the kids next door have a waterfight, im bringing one of these..."

A man who sprayed tear gas at another man after a staring competition at JR Osaka Station led to an argument has been arrested

Pictures from Baltimore's kinetic races.

Botox prize at school charity auction

The Sony PSP has finally been unveiled at E3. So hawt. (Yes, I stole this link from Slashdot.)

This might very well be the hottest thing I have seen in quite a while. I am without words

Rich's Weekend Jam

Rain ..Blah !

I really didnt want to post it but soooo many people have been asking for it so here it is ...WARNING : THIS VIDEO IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS....The Iraqi Beheading of Nick Berg

I got one for the ladies of the DC .

Courtney Love Pleads Not Guilty in Assault Case, Then Rants in Bathroom about it .

30,000 Honey Bees annihilated by 30 Giant Hornets. Sad but cool.

Britney Spears has been slagged off as a boozing, smoking, cheating, home wrecker by her furious love rival

As of November 14, 2003. I unveiled a custom conversion of the classic and innovative 1986 Nintendo game Metroid into volumetric isometric 3d graphics using a Voxel Sculpting tool I developed. If you have the Shockwave Plug-in installed, you can play right here in your favorite Web Browser by clicking on the big Green play button at the bottom of this page.

Talk about bad idea's , I would punch the first guy in mouth who allows this to happen .....Reality TV producer Tommy Habeeb -- who hosts and co-produces the show "Cheaters --" is currently working on a new series called "Stag" which films soon-to-be married men and women on their last night of single life.

It's Bizzaro Spunky.

Whispering shop windows will soon be exported to Germany by a small British company that says they will turn heads and draw customers into shops.

Just in case you need an icon for this website that you've been so hard at work on

Tornado Carries Home Away In Kansas. Yes, Like in Wizard of Oz(with photos)

I am made of Jelly ..at least my stomach is.

Oh shit , mothers hide your children when Hoot comes to town during this .

Japanese temple priests have taken steps to block the sale of a sweet marketed as the "Snot from the nose of the Great Buddha".

You're not German, you're an idiot!

Sex pics of Demi & Aston stolen from a laptop.

THIS IS VERY COOL : Search the streets of London to find the perfect sounds. Create a one minute DJ set on a sequencer, with those sounds, for a shot at the big time

Ok, See ya monday

Rich's Games Galore

I did this about a year ago but it is long overdue for a Triumpant return , So without further adu ...bring on the Games !

Play 3D Alien Abduction

Play The Viridian Room - Sequal to The Crimson Room

Steady ...Steady ....Oh Shit !

Looks like the word is out on this dot clicking madness

A very hard Mole Game .

The fish eating game is back, this time with a new look and slightly different feel. It has however managed to retain it's head smashing on keyboard enjoyment.

Frogmania is the name. Feeding is the game

"Now remeber Brendon, any idoiot can score a goal in soccer, now what you want to do is hurt any one that gets in your way." This game kicks ass

Dave Chappelle's Skateboard game

Play Drum lessons rasta style

Play Tontie. Pretty fun, but gets frustrating as hell after a while.

Try to get these little boxes to make straight lines. Gets harder as you go.

Run away from the snowball of death!

This is a fun one ....Hit them in the nuts with nuts

Dodge objects in this game , it works of the slightest motion of your mouse really pretty hard

Build the railroad for the train to cross.

While this game looks nice, it will leave bruises on your forehead

Play Frustrating platformer.

Cricket may very well be the lamest thing in the history of forever! See for yourself

Build a chain of people to the rescue helicopter.

You can't call a game "Freefall" without including craptastic Tom Petty music!

OK , That should keep you busy for a while ...have a great day at work !

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I hope all of you guys saw Leno last night , he had on Pamela anderson and she might as well not have been wearing a shirt because you could see everything..It was OUTSTANDING !! (let the walking petre dish comments fly)

Time to do this ....

I am seeking a position that will utilize my many years experience taking the blame for things that don't go as planned.

Cheapskate Don Johnson won't pay $5,000 grocery bill, so the store sues his ass. What the hell did he buy for 5 g's ?

I never knew what the little button was for at the crosswalks of the street corners , either did this guy ?

A Canadian student who ordered an MP3 player over the internet from the US was shocked to receive a licensed handgun instead.

I'm not sure what I just did but I feel strangely violated

This story has just too many things to even try to explain it , just read it in horror like I did.

PAI MEI'S 5-POINT EXPLODING HEART TECHNIQUE!

A NEW YORK firefighter accused of stealing personal items from victims of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks could have his conviction overturned after a juror admitted drinking during his trial.

The Shining in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.

A German drunk-driver breaks booze record..WOW !

Those priceless Bud Light commercials, now on handy .mp3! Oh, and by priceless... I mean hilariously annoying. Yet, yeah...

An airline has introduced a "corpse cupboard" in a bid to deal with the tricky issue of in-flight death.

Strange things happen when you morph different types of animals together with creative Photoshopping.

A 102-year-old Italian woman survived unscathed a fall from the fourth floor of her Turin retirement home.

God bless the fans of minor league hockey ..I miss the nighthawks already .

Tuesday Tidbits

A dance student has won an arts prize - and a visit from the police - by undressing in a charity shop window.

Anna Nicole Smith looks great again.

A man who admitted illegally using credit card information of about 900,000 people to sign them up for pornographic Web sites was sentenced Monday to more than 11 years in prison.

Ah, summer is just a little more than a month away. This ought to get you in the spirit.

Not sure if I've posted this streaker video already, but here it is.

You may have seen this woman, Cindy Jackson, on TV before. She's the one who transformed herself completely through a series of plastic surgeries. What do you think?

You may have seen this photo, purportedly of Britney Spears during a test shoot with Playboy. Well, as you probably suspected it's not her. It's actually a photo of this woman taken by this photographer.

Here you go folks: 69 incredible sex tricks.

A homeless man in Illinois broke three cash registers with his bare hands after becoming angry when asked to leave Burger King.

Now here's a cool bicycle.

Check out the Paranormal Potato Chip Gallery of All Stars.

Finally, create your own Picasso with Mr. Picassohead.

Rich's Tuesday Stuff

Remember about a month back I linked a story about the New Haven black firefighters who thought the tests for Captain was too hard and some of them claimed racial overtones because they failed and then the NAACP got involved...Well now some of the minority firefighters are telling the NAACP to BUTT OUT !! It's about time this happened because it was long overdue.

Time to burn ......

Britney Spears' much awaited appearance in Playboy might not be realised now. The singer was to pose nude for the magazine,but this may not happen now as the editorial director James Kaminsky is leaving.

Outdoor Life Network to Debut Samurai Sportsman

Josie Maran is a self-confessed sex addict with a passion for bisexual threesomes and battery-operated bedroom toys!

Classic "Modern Living" flash animations.

Who has the Best and Worst ass in Hollywood ?

Speaking of her , Here's Britney at her... um... best?

Scientists in the United States say they may have found a link between household chores and whether or not couples have a second child

"Don't start your day with a premature evacuation…wake to the pleasing sounds of feminine desire!"

Times Square tourists are blushing over a controversial new Swatch billboard that depicts six pairs of cute little rabbits in X-rated poses

HAHAHAHA ...Ahh Middle School , ya gotta love it !

The Sausage hit by Pittsburgh Pirate retires

Eels being put where they don't belong. Excuse me while I go throw up.

Rich's Monday Super Column

Survivor All Stars is a wrap and Amber won but not before Boston Rob pulled out a ring and proposed to her right on stage . For all of you who love Survivor like me this was a great show this time around and I hope they do more like it .

We are going to have a nice warm week this week so get out and start that planting if you havent yet .

Here we go ....

A FAN wowed Ben Affleck by giving him an eyeful of her boobs as he chatted with the daughter of US presidential hopeful John Kerry.

Something not quite right about this McDonalds campaign?

Chile legalizes divorce just this week .

I can almost smell it from here ..UUGGHH .

An 18-year-old German man has confessed to creating the Internet Sasser worm which infected millions of computers worldwide last week

Album covers re-drawn from memory in MS Paint.

More than 400 people turned out Saturday for a Rhea County Gay Day celebration prompted by the county commission's vote to ban homosexuals and have them arrested for "crimes against nature."

The REAL inkblots from the Rorschach Test which are generally hidden in an attempt to make your reaction to them spontaneous.

It sounds like something from the 2000 presidential election -- an absentee ballot isn't counted because it isn't filled out properly. And this disenfranchised voter was no stranger to election debacles -- Katherine Harris.

Segata Sanshiro was the official Sega commercial guy. He's a Judo guy who beats people up for not playing enough Saturn. Save "Sanshiro End" for last, as it's his big finale; and if you're only going to download one, get the one for Bomberman. (Videos require DiVX codec.)

For sale: the Greek island retreat once owned by Aristotle Onassis. Only the seriously rich need apply

A lake on Mars? It sure looks that way]

FORMER heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has registered as a sex offender in Arizona

Even if you're not a car enthusiast, this in-depth look into the the Bugatti Veyron is very interesting

As the girl who gets to bed Brad Pitt in the new epic Troy, actress Rose Byrne has made a lot of women jealous. But the 24-year-old newcomer has said filming the love scene with him was not easy

If you're a fan of vintage Nintendo stuff, this ex-employee has all kinds of neat things (and a decent story) he's been selling on eBay.

Stupid Arabs use porn to attack America

Yes, the Bay Area Segway Enthusiasts Group does exist...

Two University of New Hampshire fraternity members were fined after pleading guilty to drawing offensive markings on a woman who fell asleep at their house

"I found this [clown] sweater at the Salvation Army thrift store on Valencia Street in San Francisco a few years ago. It cost me $3.75. It has proved to be a good investment."

Rich's Rippin Friday

Well I was going to post a couple things for our forum members , like one forum member has a great cover band called "Mean Carlene" and was going to post the website but it kept freezing up my computer ...Ill put it here , good luck !

Lets do a little dance ...

A veteran porn actress on Wednesday became the fifth adult film performer in Los Angeles to test positive for HIV since an industrywide quarantine went into effect last month to stop the spread of the potentially deadly virus

Check out the video for Jotan Afanador, setting the world drumming record at 1165 single strokes in 60 seconds.

Defendant Disables Shock Belt With Ham Sandwich, ahh the genius !

Picture yourself in the ultimate tropical paradise. Warm trade winds, crystal clear waters, lush volcanic islands and deserted moonlit beaches have you completely relaxed and at ease

Britney goes on skinny dip date with a guy who has a 7 month pregnant actress/girlfriend...OOPS !

What did the 5 fingers say to the face ?

Suburban Chicago soccer mom Dr. Helen Morrison has a dark secret lurking in her basement: The preserved brain of infamous killer John Wayne Gacy.

Check out some Biker ads from the early 80s

Here are Tons of sexual positions to try out here. AFK!

Lenny Kravitz has revealed why he is such a hit with gorgeous girls — he has a metal hoop pierced in his willy.

The object of this game is to retain your sanity while avoiding bombs

A Killer bragged of cutting off victims penis and eating it, he said it tasted like chicken

Saaaaay ... What's a Mountain Goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?

Well now it official ...Demi and Aston are married .

Is it Fake or not? screencaps and shots from iraq

Im going to say this then excuse myself to the bathroom for 2-3 minutes ... New Olsen twins' movie full of nudity

If you’re looking to multiply your “ropes” you’ve come to the right place!

Talk about balls , A registered sex offender was arrested for allegedly soliciting baby-sitting jobs through flyers and classified advertisements

So much strip poker hotness. There's men for the ladies as well.

Rich's Thursday Stuff

The New Haven Advocate issue with me & hoot in it is out , but If you are too lazy to go out and get it you can look at it right here .

Thanks Again for helping me win for the third year in a row .

Let's get nasty .........

Kate Beckinsale,from Van Helsig, may have lesbo streak in her and hates to wear panties

It's a tit bit nipply outside!

Who is the Stinkiest Star ? Would you believe Brad Pitt is the stinkiest star in Hollywood? A Swedish tabloid ranks his rank odor as the worst among celebrities.

Forced to deliver on a claim that he could put down an entire can of aerosol cheese in one continuous nozzling, with video. MmmMm cheese

A Woman drives car off 75 foot cliff in suicide bid, but lives

Play the Get the van to Glastonbury game .

A woman was arrested on accusations she used a mounted fish with a pointy nose to assault her live-in boyfriend

Now that boating season is upon us Have you driven a boat before? Try this docking simulator for practice!

A 44-year-old woman who told police she robbed a string of banks to raise money to pay for surgery for her cat

Dear Santa, I've been a good boy... please come 7 months early

The former commander of a California National Guard unit faces a court martial after being accused of taking naked pictures of female soldiers in Iraq while they showered

I like Big Butts and I can not lie , you other brothers cant deny ......

Screw Tiger's Golf game ...play Panda Golf

Man shoots nails into skull (x-ray photos included)

How Was She: A website dedicated to rating girls based on their skills, or lack thereof.

Ok nighty night !

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Well before we get started on the fun stuff today I want to give you parents a link that will prove very worthy in selecting a neighborhood for your kids to grow up in ....Just put in your Zip Code and this site with give the name of every Sex Offender in your town , where they live and break down exactly what their crime was . I know this is a scary thing but I couldnt believe all the sex offenders in my town

Ok , lets laugh a little ...

A RETIRED farmer was caught naked at a secret love nest with a GOAT. An RSPCA official nabbed Richard Baskerville, 64, with the animal in a hut filled with cosy cushions and a mirror

So much flash booty, so little time. Possibly

A government watchdog has asked a regional council why it placed a mythical monster on Sweden's endangered species list.

OMFG!!! ... 1 1337 4PPL3 S4UC3!!!! 111 LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! 1 , one (cough,.. lame)

Ahh Spring Break ....Partygoers apparently hoping to catch a glimpse of nude sunbathers crowded on one side of a floating barge, prompting the ship to capsize and dump all 60 people into Lake Travis.

Q*Bert clone: Q*Beart. It's got a bear. Instead of q*bert. Get it?

WOMEN who have had a mastectomy may one day be able to grow a new breast in as little as a month and a half..I want one , I want one !

It's free scoop night at Baskin Robbins!

Charges dismissed against Miami teacher in case of duct-taped 1st graders..DISMISSED ????!!@#$

Yeti Sports is back with another one.

A man set up a bubble bath for his wife, complete with candles and music, then tried to electrocute her by pushing a radio into the tub

I'm not really sure what's going on here, but I'm sure it's handy for something

Some 1,300 carp were found dead in Yokohama's Tsurumi River between April 28 and May 3, raising suspicion of an outbreak of carp herpes

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike, and I am a complete and utter pathetic loser." .....Make sure and take a look at the progress log

Australians are not the laid-back booze-swillers of popular image, but are the hardest workers in the developed world, two of their fellow countrymen claim. The average worker Down Under now clocks up 1,855 work hours a year, 20 hours ahead of Americans on 1,835 and 34 more than the Japanese on 1,821.

Google personalized..pretty cool

Movie mogul Joel Silver is betting his gold that couch potatoes are dying to have an all-horror TV network

"This site recognizes that many people want to grow fatter and fatter. That's OK, we agree with you and offer support. "

Tuesday tidbits

A cemetery in Santiago, Chile, has invented coffins that have inbuilt sensors which can detect any movement in the coffin after a person has been buried.

A new study shows that overweight adolescents are more likely than normal-weight children to be victims of bullying, or bullies themselves.

This is weird.

Oh, this is great: An airline employee found a loaded 9mm handgun Monday lodged between the seats of a Continental Airlines flight after it landed at Newark airport. It belonged to U.S. Secret Service agent.

Britney Spears has had a series of Hebrew symbols etched into the back of her neck in an act of devotion to Kabbalah, the mystical form of Judaism she was introduced to by Madonna. But unfortunately for her they are absolute gibberish.

Sorry ladies: When asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen. Brad Pitt replied, “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

Check out this video of what happened during this Japanese soccer game.

This looks painful.

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Protect your banana with The Banana Guard.

WTF?

Have you been wanting one of those really cool flat screen TVs? Just go to prison in Oregon.

Watch these idiots trying to pull a car out of the snow.

Heard about the latest computer worm? "Sasser" is unlike most worms consumers are familiar with -- it's easy to become infected, simply by connecting the Internet. No e-mail attachment must be opened; in fact, no user interaction is required at all.

This is interesting: Check out Sam's Mailbox Picture Collection.

Sick and tired of people using your coffee cup at work? Get the LockCup.

Rich's Monday Super Column

Well there goes my Season Passes for Six Flags that I just bought last sunday now that a person died on the "Superman" roller coaster this past weekend..Im still going to go on it but it probably wont be open until july or august and that is one of the best things about the park .....oh well ?

We are gonna start out with a bang here ...

For the Men : Rate my boobs
For the Women : Rate my Boner
For you gross people : Rate my Poo

A Photo of UK soldier pissing on Iraqi captive surfaces and cant be good .

Freestyle Football

Drunken brawlers beware -- the weapon of choice for police in the seaside town of Bournemouth is chocolate rather than handcuffs.

God Bless the childrens of iraq.

South Carolina to get rid of mini booze bottles..And I thought CT was backwards .

Can't wait for a Sony Qrio? Get a Robovie-M instead. Only $4,500 us dollars

An estimated 100,000 gallons of manure spilled into a creek from a dairy farm Friday..That's alot of shit !

Deacon Effect: I hit her cause I love her...

A Massachusetts man reportedly loses his home after neighbors petition the housing authority over his body odor

WARNING , THIS IS GROSS ! ..Carl's poo and the pig that will eat it

A goofy Long Island radio personality is offering pieces of Billy Joel's damaged car for sale on the Internet and says he will donate the proceeds to a charity - Mothers Against Drunk Driving

Online palm reader for technohippies

A NEW Internet worm was spreading automatically worldwide and had probably already infected millions of computers, a Finnish anti-virus expert said today.

Girl trying to catch a banana flying out of an ass..Im laughing too hard to comment .

Police set a beer quota on an annual spring block party that draws thousands of drunken revelers, but Saturday's partiers weren't exactly tapped out: The limit was four kegs per household.

How to re-use that $11 Disposable Digital Camera, thanks to Tech TV. Trick has been around for awhile, but this should prove helpful to the ones that haven't seen it.

The staggering success of The Da Vinci Code, which claims that Jesus was a mere mortal and Christianity a sexist conspiracy, has spread panic among the clergy who fear that people will literally take what they read as Gospel

Rich's Reef Rules

These are rules to live by if you are going to come to my bar ....so start studying cause there might be a pop quiz ....

Sit back order up a drink and read these.... Cheers!

1.If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
17. If someone offers to buy you a drink do not upgrade your liquor preference.
18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.
27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.
30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.
32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.
33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.
36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender’s guide and browse through all the drinks you’ve never tried.
37. Try one new drink each week.
38. If your are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same goes for him.
39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.
40. If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a cheap ass.

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.
43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
45. It's okay to drink alone.
46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling”.
47. Nothing screams 'nancy boy' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.
48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.
49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.

51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.
52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.
53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.
59. If you are broke and a friend is “sporting you”, you must laugh at all his jokes and play wingman when he makes his move.
60. If you are broke and a friend is “making sport of you”, you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.

61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.
62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.
63. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her response.
64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.
66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, “I'm an idiot.”
67. Never ask a bartender “what's good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.

71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and they’re sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a jackass.
73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.
77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with “I know this is going to be a hassle, but . . .”
78. When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he’s buying.
79. If you are 86’d, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.
80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.
83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.
85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.
86. You will forget everyone of of these rules by your fifth drink.

and by your 10th drink you will see 172 rules ~:BClonghair