Wednesday words

The U.S. Supreme Court has once again held the Child Online Protection Act to be unconstitutional. The Supreme Court also agreed to decide whether a law outlawing marijuana applies to medical use. They'll make their decision during their next session.

Nice top!

Saddam Hussein and 11 of his top lieutenants will be brought to an Iraqi court on Thursday to face war crimes charges.

Nice top!

This 23-yr-old teacher has been charged with having sex with a 14-year-old student. Reportedly the teacher had sex with the kid in the back of her SUV while the kid's cousin drove them around. (I can't believe she let a 15-year-old drive!)

Here's the best part: Almost immediately, people started searching for photos of her on the Internet. Here's what they came up with: (Found on the MJ Morning Show website.)

Her wedding photos... (Password is lafave)
Her wedding video...
Her freshman photos...
Her sophomore photos...
Her yearbook photos...
And some old modeling photos...

Any day now, someone's gonna find some nudes of her.

Nice top!

Computer security experts warned yesterday of another new Internet threat that can steal the passwords and account information of people who bank online.

In parenting news: A teenager dressed as Chuck E. Cheese was pelted with pizza and threatened with a beating Sunday by an angry parent who said the restaurant mascot wasn't paying enough attention to her child.

Hmm. A Viagra-like nasal spay for women.

This is a great ad. I think I'll take up ballet.

Can you guess the breakfast cereal by the logo? (Or a part of it anyway.)

Thirty-two ways to open a beer.

In case you ever need it, here's how to say "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head!" in 102 different languages.

I've been using Internet Explorer for a long time. A few years back I refused to use it cuz of all its bugs and exploits. I used Netscape instead. But, IE had some features that Netscape didn't have, so like most folks, I ended up using IE as my default browser. I downloaded FireFox the other day at Geoff's suggestion. I like it. It's a great web browser with lots of excellent features. Looks nice too. If you wanna stick with Internet Explorer, try MYIE2. It adds a number of great features to IE, including tabs.

Rich's zzzzzzzzzz Column

Sorry about being peterish lately , I have been so busy I havent had a chance to do anything .
I worked the Mike Lupica/Jeff Wilpon Golf Tourney yesterday and it was alot of fun . Let me tell you that if I wasnt a Yankee fan I would have become a Met after after meeting all those guys because every one of them were very cool. They had people from MSG there(samantha ryan) , a couple anchors from ESPN (kenny mayne), Walt Frazier and alot of Mets . It was alot of fun !

Anyways , lets see what we got ........

Guy puts blood up for auction on eBay, gets high bid from cannibal

Please take your hands off the keyboard and mouse....

A federal judge has thrown out a copyright infringement suit filed by Mattel Inc., against a photographer who posed Barbie dolls in suggestive positions

See how far you can get. The object is to keep the staggering drunk from falling down. Use your mouse to guide him

Murphy's Law is still around ......Firefighters Return to Find Station on Fire

First rule in the parenting manual : Dont fist your baby .

And the Award for the Most Potent Pot Goes To...

Another drinking game .....Drink'em fast or they'll fall to the floor.

A 50-year-old man who hiccupped non-stop for two years has finally found peace after underoing surgery. The only way he could enjoy a half-hour respite was to make himself vomit

Niiiiiiiii ce, it's the "Baby Got Back" gallery.

Canadians have gone to the polls in a federal election with a firm warning from election officials: Please do not eat your ballots.

Great instructional videos for all of you inspiring beatboxers out there

Are you fast enough to hit a 90-mph fastball?

Ok , Ill do a big one tommorow ...promise !

Rich's hurry up column

Well it's 2:30 and I just walked in the door from the Yankee - Mets game last night and have to wake up in 3 hours to work a golf tournament at Great River today so Im going to take the day off today and I'll see you all tommorow .

Rich's T.G.I.F wind down

I got a pretty sad email this morning before I started putting this column together . It seems that Gargantua Soul has decided to call it quits and will be playing thier last show this saturday night at Taods place , they go on about midnight .

If you have never seen G-Soul you really dont know what you are missing , they always put on a show that you wont forget anytime soon . The Lead Singer Kris is usually painted from head to toe with some kind of body art and the music just kicks your ass all night long !

So if you want to go and pay your last respects to a Local band that has made it semi big and has opened for such acts as Rage Against the Machine , get your asses down to Toads and see them for the last time .

Ok , lets do this .....

Microsoft has gone one step nearer global domination by patenting a new kind of network - human skin

Britney Spears, who has been making the headlines for all the wrong reasons lately, now has an internet hawker who wants to cash in on her fame by claiming that he has a video of the singer having sex with him, which he now wants to sell

Thats one tight ass! I think Jean Claude Van Damme just passed out!

An American tourist survives 230 fall off cliff trying to retrive his shoe...note to self : tie your shoes !

Did you know that Tin foil is the new styrofoam peanut

Head of triceratops, tooth of T-rex. Dinosaur embryos on the half shell. Exquisite fossil fish. The skull of a saber-toothed tiger. And a one story-high wooly mammoth skeleton from Siberia. All for sale.

Steer it like a car and the Carver will bank like a motorcycle.

An Old man seduces grannies with viagra and then kills them

If your into Nice Thai Girls , I got just the site for you .

Undercover police operation exposed a group of up to 100 tourists, including Britons, taking part in what was described a mass orgy aboard a cruise ship off Cypress.

I'm told this guy is one of the best drummers in the world. Can anybody confirm that?

The Dalai Lama has told the Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) fast food chain to stay out of Tibet over alleged cruelty to animals

An IBM Engineer Pokes Fun at Bill Gates

Meet Fat Ho. I'd hit it.

Korean Internet Users Launch Hacking Attacks on Ogrish.com because of beheading video .

Ahh Naked girl volleyball , you wanna play ?

Ok , good night ...If you see peter around , let me know ?

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Ok , 2 days of me rambling has probably took it's toll on you so im going to spare you guys today .....

Here we go ....

A hysterical BRITNEY SPEARS had to be calmed down by paramedics after her car ran over a photographer.

A splinter cell-style game in which you have to sneak in the house without waking up your girlfriend

Male motorists making eyes at attractive female drivers are adding to accident statistics...huh ?

This is pretty cool , See if you can find your house!

Ok , Im just going to write this and let you read ....Gypsies to sue IBM over Holocaust

Have a weird urge to pee in someone's mouth? Now you can!

This is very cool ...Submit your photo to this facial recognition software site and see which celebrities you resemble. It's kind of slow, be patient

A handcuffed car theft suspect pulled "a bizarre yoga move" worth of Houdini in a bid to get away from his arresting officer on Monday.

Oh, God, my T-Shirt, it is so wet.

From the "That didnt take long" file ....Mary Kate Olsen , 1 half of the Olson Twins has checked into a rehab .

There are some places where snow just doesn't belong. In other news, WTF is that... growth? Is there something I should know ?

The upcoming 2004 edition of the Lollapalooza traveling rock festival, one of the marquee events of the summer U.S. concert season, was canceled on Tuesday due to weak ticket sales

Click through the 99 rooms. Very cool stuff

See Ya Tommorow

Rich's Tuesday Stuff

I have come to a conclusion about our little site here after co- running it for the past 2 years ....It is really fun and has grown like crazy since the days of peter doing it on the S & B site .

But it is a dirty little secret and pleasure for most of you because If I see you out , most of you would rather not talk about it even though it is the bond that binds us all together and I dont understand why that is ??

It is mostly the forum members that act this way and these people are the ones who make the DC what it is today , So with that I say : BE PROUD TO BE A DC MEMBER !

Ok , lets see what we got today .....

Lenny Kravitz says he's happy Courtney Love is his neighbour - because she runs around naked. Kravitz told Ratethemusic.com that Courtney was an exciting neighbour to have

'Sorority Girls from Hell' short film. This thing is hilarious.

A Romanian pickpocket has died of a heart attack while being chased by his victim in the Transylvanian city of Sibiu

What would actually happen to our power if a Dawn-of-the-Dead situation occurred? One man investigates

Airliner lands at wrong airport, passengers told not to peek

They sell baby oil in Russia ?....I guess so .

Another hostage on the chopping block.....Islamic militants in Iraq have threatened to execute a South Korean hostage within 24 hours.

Oh Sweet, it's the "You are a fuck'n c**t" xylophone

'The Dead Case' is another flash adventure game.

Defragging Your Hard Drive the Manual Way..or you can do what I do ...ask leandro

Those damn Hippies are at it again .....go hug a tree !

I was going to write about the Govener resigning today but I thought I would keep it light because we are going to get Rowlanded to death over the next couple days !

BREAKING NEWS !!@#!!

Connecticut Govenor John Rowland is going to resign tonight at 6pm because of impending allegations of fraud against him .

It's About Time !

Rich's Monday Extravaganza

Branford Fest weekend was a sucsess this weekend because it was very busy both nights . We need a festival every weekend during the summer if you ask me .
It was also nice to see Mr & Mrs Skittle at the Reef on saturday night having a couple before the fake Beach Boys statred on the green .

Speaking of Festivals , For all you who live around here Remember when The A'Vest used to be on Wooster Street and they used to close all of Wooster Street and have a bandstand down near the end . The reason I bring it up is because I drive down Wooster every night and the A'vest is now quarentined to a side alley a block over ...sad .

Ok , let's go .....

Restaurants in China were closed for Opium Soup, Stews.

'Wire Hang'. I got 13127, but then again I kind of suck at these kind of things

A teenager was arrested Thursday on charges that she gave birth to a baby girl inside a portable toilet and left her there

This is soooo wrong , but soooo fun .

I should have stayed in school ...Oregon doctor jailed for billing for sex

Gunner Palace, an interesting documentary about American troops in Iraq. The site has two interesting trailers

This alleged killer wanted to escape from his cuffs so he swallowed the key and was going to get it later

For any of you that have always dreamed of seeing your name written in naked people. Type it in the textbox and click the 'Enviar' button

"Note to self : dont eat in New Zealand" .....Restaurant serves road kill pies

Locate (and share) all the speedtraps near you.

This School Gives Transvestites Own Restroom

Behold, the wonders of cornstarch fingers.

Maxim magazine's low down on the magical green liqueur, absinthe.

A frail 89-year-old Trinidadian man left his apartment for the first time in eight years this week after broken elevators in the government-owned building were finally replaced.

Look at this picture and tell me if you're drunk.

Rich's TGIF Column

For those of you who around this area , The Branford Festival is this weekend . It is alot of fun with tons of bands, food and other activities to keep people of all ages busy ...and afterwards you come see me ...either on friday drinking at the ref or saturday working behind the bar and since we are only 1/2 block from the fest , you should have a couple of nice busy nights !

here we go .....

Hundreds of TV Stations for your viewing pleasure. Probably also a classic for some of you.

A LAID-OFF bus driver became the third person to be nailed to a cross in a mock crucifixion in Paraguay

Another poor bastard cursed with a funny ass name .

Madonna is marking her adoption of "punk rock" religion Kabbalah by changing her name to Esther

This is what happens when you go on a 3-day business trip: A thin coat of alien-protectant material known to prevent mind reading known as tin-foil is applied to your desk.

More than a million Britons may suffer from a disorder called Restless Legs Syndrome

It's just sooo sad that it is hysterical , please write some pick up lines on this sorry site .

If your a cop in China and your waist is bigger than a '36 , your gonna be getting a pink slip.

You're locked in a room with out a key... yes, it's another one of these. ...Hahahaha

For someone who loves her privacy , Naomi Campbell had herself a nipple slip moment , and there are pics !

A disturbed Florida woman who claims she had an affair with Michael Douglas has been arrested for allegedly sending death threats to his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Im totally lost here , but introduce yourself to the Vaginal Terrorist

Happy 18th Birthday Mary-Kate and Ashley!...(psssst, now it's legal !@)

Montgomery County prosecutors continue to pursue a possible motive of a "snuff film gone awry" in the stabbing death of Canadian sex model Natel King.

Check out albino rocker Edgar Winter's trainwreck of a Web site.

A German Brewery launches "Anti-Aging" beer

Everything you ever wanted to know about how to become a porn star.(I think this one actually might be for real )

Kentucky Schools Superintendent Jack Moreland thought a little strip tease would be a good morale booster for his female employees. He may rethink the idea next year

Boy of 17 plunges 150ft to his death trying to escape a playful labrador - because he was afraid of dogs... ( not to be mean but being dog owner , I hate people like this )

The SNL Harry Potter Skit Featuring Lindsay Lohan

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Im back !

No , Im not going to bore you with the details of my trip but let's just say it was great for the kids but the equivlant of a root canal without novocaine for the adults . New Hampshire is one of the most backward states in the country , It's kinda like the Twilight Zone and Leave it to Beaver got into a car accident .

Im not going to talk to long so lets jump right in .....

There is a Special program developed to train whores how to properly bang handicapped people

How to hide your porn stash. A complete guide to it .

Toxic moonshine killed 13 Iranians and blinded five others in the southern city of Shiraz..Ya , If it was only this easy ?

Cooking in the Nude, Semen as an Ingredient, 2 BOOKS

Wow, Linda Carter has really let herself go...

For all of us perverts wo will never be able to go , The Virtual Red Light District goes online

This is pretty cool , Create your own subtitles for the news broadcast and then post the link to your video.

Talk about hating the movie ,Hindu Mobs Attack Indian Cinemas Over Lesbian Film

Ok everyone , It is now time to chhhhhhhiiillllll ooouutt !

Now this is something new .....A US Airways Plane Hit Owl, Skidded Off Runway

Hands across america with a fun twist. Get the most states and win!

Virginia is posting billboards with messages such as "Isn't she a little young?" as part of a campaign to dissuade men from having sex with underage girls

A great instructional guide for every DC wife out there , learn ladies ....learn .

This guy should be from New Hampshire ...Farmers blamed windmills for chopping up clouds, causing drought

Tons and Tons of High Quality Honies ...me like !

Rich's Summertime Survival Guide

Now that the summer is upon us , I have compiled a bunch of stuff to make your summer season much more enjoyable and you better enjoy it because it wont be around long .

So be the hit of the neighborhood with a party that will become legendary and have people talking for years to come , it is sooo worth it in the end !

Let's Start off with the most important part , The Booze :

No real party would be complete without a nice big vat of Jungle Juice

Ever wonder how to make the perfect margarita ?....Wonder no more my friends !

A party isnt a party without an Ice Luge

Yes Skittle it is true , they are no more ...The Beer Ball , but you can still buy the Beer Ball gear .

Ever wonder what wines go with what foods ??...well wonder no more

After all that drinking , The hangover is inevitable so be prepared before it happens.

Next tips are about Backyard Sports :

The Most important backyard party sport is definatly Beer Pong , but these guys took it into another dimensionbecause they formed a Beer Pong federation.

Yard Jarts are a drunk person's worst nightmare when being played because someone is getting one in the head ....fun,fun,fun

You know the old men would kick our asses , but we still love Bocce just the same .

If you really want to get fucking nuts , You can hold your very own Backyard Olympics .

Something I know about all too well is Wiffle Ball , and this guy breaks it down for you .

If none of these are doing it for you , there is always BAGGO .

Ok , now onto the food ...

The Art of BBQ

Tons of recipes for that outdoor cooking .

At least once a summer someone you know has to have a Pig Roast, Now even though I dont eat it I do drink alot and make a fool of myself sometime during the night .

I could eat Deviled Eggs like they were going out of style.

Do you hate those Ants ruining your picnic , well Im still here to help.

If you want to get all romantic and have a picnic with your lady, here are some idea's for you to try STUD !

Ok , next come's music ..

This category begins and ends with The Beach Boys.

If your at work , try Ct Ultra Radio ..really good music that you decide .

For all you Parrot Heads, there is always Jimmy Buffet to follow around like a zombie .

So you want the ultimate Cd for your party , find out the Top Summer Songs of all time

You say you want to start your own summer band , why not start a Steel Drum band ?

Ok , onto random summer stuff ..

Bug Bites arent alot of fun ...no really ?

How to build the perfect fire outdoors.

For all you Ct Softball players , this is your heaven .

Remember trying to find that perfect stick , loading it up and roasting marshmallows till the sun came up ..those were the days

My mom would tell about the days of Old Savin Rock and how great it was , Im sorry it still isnt around today .

How to really wash your car , you think you know but guess what ..you dont !

Tons and Tons of Bikini pictures for your enjoyment

The best day in the whole summer ...cause it's my birthday .

So that little bastard stung you , no need to worry because Rich is here to make that bee sting a thing of the past .

Ahh, No more winter ever again !

And for all you Ghetto Ass Dcer's , there is always THIS

Mowing your Lawn ...for dummies .

Here is a better picture of the Lindsey Lohan nipple slip

And here is why Eminem
got booted off the MTV Movie Awards ( for the ladies)

OK People , that's it for this edition of the Summertime Survival Guide ..HAVE A GREAT SUMMER !

I will be back on Wednsday so see you then .

Rich's Friday super shortie

As Im busy putting together my Summertime Survival column , I didnt have the time to put on together today so Im going to post my SS column tommorow ...Be on the lookout for it .

It was nice to see The DC boys last night at The Reef and having a couple with me , It's always nice to catch up and break a little balls .

Plus I'll be gone next week Monday and Tuesday so Peter better take good care of you till my return , which he always does anyways .

See ya tommorow (see i told you it was really short !)

Rich's Thursday Stuff

I know this is a rarity for me to post something on a thursday but since this computer is a piece of shit I have to post when it decides to work right .

Just to let you all know , Flickerstick is coming back up this way on July 12th @ The Mercury Lounge in NYC and July 14th @ Webster Theatre in Hartford . Im sure me and Hoot will be at both , will you ?

Ok , here we go ...

A Wis. woman burned to death after trying to set boyfriend on fire

Due to the sheer coolness factor of the job, Ted cleaned the gutters on Wonder Woman's house for free

A leading German sociologist says that regular sexual activity can help university students pass their exams and get better results

Cars and babes. (Be sure to check out the Taxi Girl movie)

Cops search for artists who leaves his "sperm" paintings of Clinton and Bush in top museums

Just in case any of you aren't sure who the Beatles are. Click the animation for karaoke mode.

Scientists Develop Blowfish Minus Poison...my question is why ?

Some Jessica Simpson quotes

A truck carrying 9,000 gallons of pigs' blood was rear-ended and spilled its entire cargo on the German autobahn Wednesday, forcing the highway to close for several hours.

Confessions of filthy little wankers...I was sooo gonna reply to this one

Only in CT ...A high school teacher with hepatitis C has been fired after one of his students accidentally pricked her finger on one of his used insulin needles

The Exorcist in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies)

This Fashion Designer Creates Clothing Line Made Of Bread

The website of the American Cornhole Association.

Im going to do a "Summertime Survival Guide " sometime in the near future so be on the lookout for it

Wednesday quickie

According to some news reports, Jennifer Lopez is expecting a baby with her new husband Marc Anthony.

A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

A judge has ordered three days of bread and water for a woman convicted of animal cruelty in neglecting two horses.

A Chinese man has been seeking medical help after his sweat turned green.

A robber who stole 115,000 pounds in cash from a bank broke back in a week later to give most of it back.

David Hasselhoff was arrested over the weekend on suspicion on driving while intoxicated.

This is great: The author of this website compiled a list of people she has slept with.

A Weston, CT High School senior won a prom date with adult film star Tyler Faith on the Howard Stern Show, that is before the school, and the kid's parents, stepped in and put an end to the fun.

Here you go guys (and girls if you're interested): The Penis Owner's Instruction Manual.

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

For all you NHL fans : What a game last night , It was unreal for a game 7 ...Congrats goes out to the Tampa Bay Lightning on winning thier first Stanley Cup ever .

On a sad note ... My computer has a vicious virus in it and it is so hard for me to get online and stay online without resetting my computer about 20 times a day . It starts loading something from Internet Explorer and If I leave the computer on and come back in about an hour , there are about 20 little blue E boxes on my bottom tool bar and something called "acculoader " on there . I control , Alt , Delete and get rid of them then it fucks up my keyboard and wont let me use some of the keys unless I restart it . It also wont save any of my passwords for any of my sites . If I try to go into my control panel , it freezes up ?...I need some help on this !

So excuse the small columns

Lets see what we got ....

High School pulls the sheets on prom date with porn star from Howard Stern.

I love the Maury show ...dont you ?(read the comments below)

Remember this ? CIA and KGB were fighting for alien"s dead body

In the NBA spirit ..The infamous Vince Carter over 7'2" Fred Weiss dunk in the 2000 Olympics.

Almost a quarter of people who describe themselves as vegetarian sometimes eat red meat..posers !~

Show me the Party ..NOW !

Check out this great new rap video! A rare look into what the streets are really like

The results of too much Viagra include: Exhaustion, sleep deprivation, and chafed and sore genitalia

Parenting 101 ..all parents should read this .

Wait just a second now, those aren't sheep!

This worked for me , see if it does for you : The Best Gas Price Finder

Rich's Monday Super Column

So I am going to a Dude Ranch next Sunday,Monday and Tuesday with my family and another couple with kids also (go ahead and make fun ) . I think it might be a good time because there are a bunch of things for the kids to do such as they get to pick the eggs in the morning and they get to help cook breakfast , they get to ride horses , Milk cows and just a whole lot of other things that they will enjoy . Ill let you all know .....

What's the price tag of losing the use of your legs? How about $369,000,000

This is a collection of information about each U.S. service member who has died in Iraq.

The dust from your computer can make you loopy

The Periodic Table of Science Fiction. A collection of short stories with an elemental theme.

Glamour model Jodie Marsh drew gasps from celebs - and plenty of stares - when she showed up at a showbiz bash wearing next to nothing. ( with pics)

The Adventures of the Lactating Man..be careful at work .

Burglar nabbed for break-ins after DNA tests identified his dandruff

Watch this guy solve a 20x20x20 cube in record time. CRAZY !.

From the HUH ? files ....O.J. blames Nicole for not being there for kids!

Crack open a cold one and kick your feet up because you're getting ready to play the hottest, most tecnologically advanced game of our time - Beer Dude 1.0

This woman is exhausted from her neighbor's having sex .

How bout some hot , sweaty , nasty Muppet Porn !

Only in CT ...Computer printout of erect penis in 12 year old girl's back pack means no more computer for school

Anti-Eye Candy: The Museum of Bad Art

Fameclaim is your opportunity to shamelessly claim your fame to everyone. Whether it's winning the Nobel prize or overcoming a major obstacle in life, Fameclaim allows you to let the world know about it in a very comfortable environment... right behind your computer screen.

This High School Hands Out Shot-Glass Prom Favors

Ok , see you tommorow !

Rich's Friday Stuff

Welcome all the the Mighty Weekend ...Have Fun !

OhhI have to tell all of you who dont know yet about power washing . I was looking at my deck in my backyard and the wood seemed to get that gray color to it and it was starting to look like shit , So one of my buddies suggested I rent a power washer and clean it that way ...Well let me tell you that I have a brand new deck , It is unreal what that thing did to make my deck look new and I didnt even use any cleaner or anything . So If you are thining about it I would strongly suggest doing it because it really works great !

"The Clash" lyrics gets text messenger in trouble with the law

This is a very cool trick , check it out .

This Man arrested after bathing in car wash

Murder mystery flash game, "A Case of the Crabs!".

You stay in your half of the house and I'll stay in mine ....ouch !

Some helpful advice for those of you with an uncontrollable urge to eat clay

What ever happened to "Mom , I dont feel good" ? ...12 year old charged with cutting brake lines on school bus

Tons of great work for all you graffiti fans.

A Harvard-trained spine surgeon, who lost his license when he left a patient on the operating table to cash a check, was arrested yesterday on federal drug charges carrying a mandatory 10-year sentence for dealing methamphetamines.

Dennis Rogers - pound for pound world's strongest man

First global warming happened 55 million years ago when the ocean let off giant fart, may have killed dinosaurs

Your own Fertility Clock ...because I care about the DC Women .

Portuguese air force on alert over UFO sighting

Ever get the feeling that someone is watching you ?

BTW , I would like thank DANKE for absolutely nothing !

Thursday thoughts

Doctors in Kentucky say they are getting ready to attempt the world's first face transplant on a 22-year-old woman who was badly disfigured in a car crash.

The Top 10 celebrity nipple slips.

A 39-year-old skydiver in England committed suicide by throwing away his parachute at 9,000 ft — a day after splitting with his 19-teen-old girlfriend.

The latest world's oldest person has died. She was 114-years-old.

They asked 9 designers to design a seat that could fit in a Fedex box. Here's whet they came up with.

Oops! Severina Vuckovic, a top Croatian pop star appealed to the public on Wednesday to return or destroy private pictures of her enjoying a lusty sex romp which appeared on the Internet this week.

Check out the name of this church.

Very cool: A privately-funded rocket ship, name SpaceShipOne, will attempt to reach an altitude of 62 miles on a suborbital flight over the Mojave Desert on June 21.

Police in Massachusetts are probing an alleged junior high prostitution racket, including whether to charge a 13-year-old girl accused of pressuring her mentally impaired friend into turning tricks for as little as $5.

An Indian steel magnate will be hosting a $55 million wedding for his daughter later this month.

New Jersey's top civil rights official has ruled that taverns cannot offer discounts to women on "ladies nights," agreeing with a man who claimed such gender-based promotions discriminated against men.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Just when we thought it was over , This Jackass named Giles keeps coming around and is just getting abused by our forum members . You see these people over at that other website have no life and are up in arms over the Bar Rules thing still , because they claim they wrote it ....blah,blah,blah ...Whatever ?

This person obviously has nothing else going on in his miniscule little life than bitching about something that if anyone in the forums knows by now , is never ever going to get an apology from me .

We in the forums are actually having fun with this , but these people are so serious about this silly internet battle that they went as far as making medals for themselves and put them in there profiles because they "fought" in the blog war we had ...MEDALS ...HAHAHA !

Anyways , that's the update so far ..ill post a pic for all you to see tommorow .

Here we go ....

A giant soccer ball falls on top of a BMW sports car and wrecks it.

Annoy the crap out of your co-workers this morning with The Official Lil Jon soundboard from Chappelle's Show

Cow shit doesnt have to be a bad thing , this is why .

So you wanna be a geek ? ...Reverse engineered source code for Metroid.

This Woman looks to make a fortune on freshening up vaginas

Ever wonder what Pi to the 1,000,000 places is ?

A KINKY gynaecologist had sex with a woman patient while hooked up to an ultrasound machine so he could watch his performance internally.

Keep your balls in the air ...not those you freak !

A Woman's wig blows off on roller coaster, ride gets stuck for half hour

Masuimi Max ....nice !~

Someone put this poor bastard out of his misery ....William Hung butchered "Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

You'll see one word at the top of the following page. You have sixty seconds to write about it. Don't think. Just write

see ya tommorow .

Rich's Tuesday Extravaganza

I hope everyone had a great holiday over the weekend but it's back to work so lets see if I can make it a little easier to get back into the swing of things for ya ....

Britney Spears had a classic oops moment while on stage in Germany. She spilled out of her tight leather top, giving photographers a great shot. I have the photos HERE and HERE

A group of local high school seniors were told they can't participate in the commencement ceremony because of a prank.

Try to see how many pedals are around the rose ...it's tough.

SEXY starlet Scarlett Johansson stunned drinkers at a posh bar by sharing a kiss with a gorgeous actress. The 19-year-old Lost in Translation bombshell locked lips with fellow blonde beauty Tara Subkoff

I dont think will being going up like this anytime soon .

NEWSFLASH : STOP THE PRESSES ....National Bureau of Economic Research in the United States has found a strong link between people's happiness and the amount of sex they have.

Nothing is more all american than a girl sucking on a banana

Karoke killed someone ...no really ?

If suicide bombing is your thing , this link is for you .

Speaking of Britney ...Britney hires two full time baby-sitters...for herself

No suicide bombing ?? Well Just in case .50 BMG home-built single shot rifle kits are your thing.

Egyptian college students discover the wonderful world of photoshopped boobies

For all you shutterbugs , here is some serious photography.

A lightning strike at a golf course driving range Saturday killed a man and injured his 16-year-old son

I hope this guy was able to eject on time. Listen for the "caution" from the onboard computer right at the moment of impact

The BBC to air programs where people are filmed having actual sex and are rated by experts

All kneel in front of the Dance Commander.