Rich's Weekend Stuff

I bought the family down to the Savin Rock Festival last night for a little fun and food and I have to tell you I wasnt too impressed with it this year . In years past there were tons of things to do as well as great bands and great food , Wel this year there was none of that at all.

The Food tents were a disgrace with no variety of food and some of the tents were just 3 young kids with a grill and buns selling hot dogs and hamburgers . There were no craft tents on friday and a band that played Fleetwood Mac every other song , not a very good time at all .

The kids rides were ok , my kids had a good time on them but my kids can have a good time at a funeral home so that is a mute point .

We saw the Live Wig Out by the Wigmaster which has run it's course and needs to be done with .

All in all I am going to have to say that the Savin Rock Festival was a bust this year .
(could you tell I didnt have a good time this year ?)

Ok , lets get crackin .....

'Girls Gone Wild' is worldwide baby, yeah

AN on-air curse broadcast by CNN after US Presidential candidate John Kerry's nomination acceptance speech has left Democrats and network officials with red faces.

What's worse? Finding your naked picture on the internet... or this?

A Dead Squirrel Stinks Up Courthouse in Ny.

If this guy wins this race I think he just may be disqualified.

A 7-year-old boy was impaled in the neck by a 3-foot hunting arrow Thursday after he fell off a fence while hunting with his father

You know those signs at the gym that always tell you to use a spotter? As it turns out, that's some pretty good advice

Animal wackos gone wild!: Lobster Liberation Front?

If you live in the Seattle/Puget Sound area, you can sign up to test new Microsoft games (PC and XBox) and get free games as well

Castro and Michael Moore: two peas in a pod

Woah, Michael Jackson finally cracked and tells all.

Ok , see you all on Monday

Women fart too

I got this from a website where the guy does nothing but bitch about every little thing , here is one of his classics :

Attention women: until your farts start
smelling like cinnamon buns, quit bitching.

I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley.

Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men.

Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient." The sound is a modest toot; a minimalistic, almost innocent sounding release. A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to her asshole. The efficiency comes from the ratio of reek to weak (how bad her fart smells in proportion to how weak-sounding it was).

The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks. Either fart loud and deny it, or don't fart at all. Leave the farting to men, at least we know how to get the job done.

See , I told you !

Ok , let's see what we got ......

A bomb threat written on an aircraft sick bag forced an international flight to return to Sydney in a massive mid-air security scare this afternoon.

Help a Brother out, Free the Hockey Chicken! There is a contest to enter as incentive .

Lawyer hired hitmen to kill farmhouse and townhouse residents because he wanted to convert them to a swinger's club and bordello

For anyone who wanted to know how to calculate a Star Trek star date.

Im just going to write it ...12 elephant jazz band records second album

You need to spot the 3 differences between the two pictures. You get 30 seconds, and just one try per IP.

A so-called free-speech zone has been set up to contain protesters at this week's Democratic National Convention. But it's ringed with chain link and barbed wire, and it looks a lot like a gulag.

A very fun game .... Must... stay on... boob.....

South African police are hunting a gang of large women thieves who raid stores, threatening staff with knives, and steal mostly small size clothing

Nude Aerobics. A better way to work out

A horse-mounted parade official roped a tow truck driver and pulled him about 250 feet during a confrontation before the Cheyenne Frontier Days parade last weekend

Is this guy smiling for the camera,... or is he just... Happy?

Well That Sucked ~!

Wow how bad did that suck ??

I found myself getting to my computer with nothing to do with the site down for soooo long and It kinda saddened me that all of you who were at work would actually have to do some work instead of aimlessly wandering the forums for hours ...very sad.

I have to start out by saying a job very well done by Peter for putting all this mess back together , he did alot of work to get us back up and running and thank god he is here cause if this happened without him it would have probably been the end of TDC forever ...So a BIG THANK YOU from me personally .

So instead of dwelling on it , let's just get back into the laughs .....

Bush and Kerry are distant cousins??

Now, from the liberal "sick joke" files: Homeless World cup under way

And you thought your dog was evil ...Think again !

For the man who has it all -- an MP3 playing cell phone connecting jacket

A compiled list (with references) of biblical inconsistencies. +5 to those of you who can form logical thoughts that lead us to believe you're more than 8 years old, regardless of your side of the fence.

Im moving to this place ....A Donkey Wins Colorado Mayoral Election

The Dc loves the kids ....Howtoons: One-page cartoons showing 5-to-15 year-old kids "How To" build things.

Angry hotel workers in Norway want to ban pay-TV pornography to stop naked porn-watching guests calling room service to lure female staff to their rooms. ( damn those norweigans are smart !)

This year's Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant held many surprises, laughs, tears, excitement, and lots of winners

BRITNEY Spears was warned yesterday: "Watch out! Your fiance gets the three-year itch." The message came from the first of THREE women who have been engaged to Kevin Federline

World's largest ball of.... paint??

** Just to bust into this column to tell you all that people are retarded ! I drive by the new IKEA in new haven every night and as most of you know that it is opening today and there are about 40 tents and about 200 people all waiting in the rain for this place to open ??...IT'S A FUCKING FURNITURE STORE PEOPLE !!!! WAKE UP !!!

sorry , now back to the column **

German neo-Nazis seeking to access racist propaganda on the Internet will now receive a lesson on the Holocaust when visiting a website named after the Nazi victory salute "Sieg Heil".

Nice little Christina model forum. Be sure and check the obvious sections, this is definitely one for you boobies fans.

Japanese inventors believe they have the answer to road rage: a car that expresses emotions. They have patented a car that laughs, cries or shows anger, and sings to the occupants

Wow, I wish this DJ played at my club! Er.... wtf.

Wednesday words

An upcoming Simpsons story line will focus on what happens when Springfield legalizes gay marriage. A producer for the show said "Homer becomes a minister by going on the Internet and filling out a form," and "A longtime character comes out of the closet, but I'm not saying who."

I did that "become a minister on the Internet" thing too, and I am actually ordained. You can do it right here for free.

Hmm. George Bush and John Kerry are related.

A four-year-old boy caused chaos at a Norwegian airport this week when he hopped aboard a luggage conveyor belt as if it were a merry-go-round.

How to tie an "Ian Knot", the World's Fastest Shoelace Knot.

An elementary "high" school: A state-run primary school in the central Indian state of Chhattisgarh resorted to stirring spirits and marijuana into the school lunch to keep meals tasty.

Want a robot?

A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only. (Photo included)

Ever thought about donating your sperm? Think again: A Pennsylvania appeals court has ruled that a verbal agreement between a woman and her sperm donor was invalid, and ordered the man to pay child support for the woman's twins.

Okay, this is one screwed up dentist. Guess what he put in his patients' mouths.

Check out this ultimate Swiss Army Knife.

On August 5, a solo Segway rider and crew will depart Seattle, WA to begin a 10 MPH expedition to Boston, MA. 4,300 miles on a Segway.

We're back!

Okay, we're back.

As you know, the site was moved to a new server without my knowledge. Although I back up the site regularly, the most recent backup was about 3 weeks prior to the crash. Most of the database table upon which the site operates were either missing, or were screwed up. I had to put everything back together manually. Most of everything is working, but there are undoubtedly some things that are missing. I already noticed that some photos are gone.

Here's the problem...

Okay, I finally found out what's wrong. Unbeknownst to me, my web hosting provider moved TDC to a new server, with a different IP address. So, everything that was based on the old IP address broke. They said they sent an email, but I never received it. (I have them whitelisted in my spam program, so it could not have been lost that way.)

They also neglected to transfer everything over. Many of the site's databases were never even copied to the new server. (That's why the forums and banners don't work)

It's bad enough that they move the site without notifying me, but even worse that they didn't even copy everything they were supposed to copy when doing the transfer.

I have been very happy with this web hosting service for over 2 years. Now, I am not so sure about them. This was sloppy, very sloppy.

I will give them a chance to get everything working properly. If they fix it properly, I'll write it off as a bad mistake. If not, I will have to move this and the 19 other sites I host with them to another provider.

Sorry for the interruption in service. Please bear with me.

Richie - Don't try to post anything yet.

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

Hello All , I hope everyone had a great weekend off and a great holiday . We went to a friends house for a picnic then to the Fireworks in West Haven on saturday which were fantastic this year , they really did a good job on them . Sunday we went to another picnic which was very good also so to say that I am picniced out would be a huge understatement !!

Let's get it going ....

A podiatrist has been indicted for allegedly defrauding Medicare by submitting more than $400,000 in false claims, some for treating patients who don't even have feet.

These are the guys that created the introduction for the movie,"Catch Me if you Can". The video for this as well as large variety of music videos and commercials are all available for viewing in their "showreel" section. The site is also wonderfully designed, I'm bookmarking this one for permanent use.

China selling organs of executed prisoners ...China is a fucked up place !

A small but enjoyable collection of thong/ass photos

Doctor badly botched two penis enlarging surgeries, suspended for 3 months...wait wait wait , they have penis enlarging surgeries ??

This is for my friend Turkish .......Gay Fuel. To fuel your, uh... Gayness?

What would Jesus pay for gasoline? 25 cents less than the rest of you heathens

The Textbooks of Millitary Medicine: War Psychiatry

Real Hot chicks... lots and lots of them. Too bad most of them are wearing too many clothes.

SPIDER-MAN 2 took in $40.5 million in its first day, a record debut that positions the film to beat more box-office highs through the US Fourth of July holiday weekend.

A classic but very useful website that allows you to easily identify that mysterious font that's been driving you crazy. Photoshoppers rejoice

A grand jury indicted NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy on Thursday on charges he sexually molested five of his daughters more than a decade ago.

"This is our Trophy Room Collection exclusive. A warthog shoulder mount sits between two warthog "bums" that dispense a shot at a time of your favorite liquor."

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

Everyone enjoy your day off today and we will see you on Tuesday morning

Rich's T.G.I.F column

Last nights Yankee/ Red Sox game was unreal !

Everyone have a great and safe holiday weekend .

New Internet photos of a Florida middle-school teacher embroiled in a sex scandal appeared Thursday. Debra Beasley LaFave, 23, is accused of having sex with a 14-year-old student. The photos have turned up online, from Makes and Models, a high-end car-and-motorcycle magazine.

Here is one of them

This French guy has probably the coolest name ever .

Halle Berry says she keeps herself contented after her marriage split — with trips to a Hollywood SEX SHOP

This guy massacres himself with swords. (Picture is kind of unnerving.)

Sherman, who has been locked up for about 13 years, has few pleasures. A box full of pornographic magazines momentarily helps him forget about his harsh reality. But today is the last day Sherman can legally keep those magazines

Setting off a bunch of sparklers at one time makes a big light and a lot of smoke. I still prefer snakes

Giving birth is like clockwork for Cheryl Stelljes. The Cohasset woman gave birth to a son, Adam, on Sunday at 10:12 p.m. That was four years to the minute after the birth of her daughter, Lindsay, on June 27, 2000.

Quite possibly the ugliest website I've ever seen. Please tell me this was intentional, or done by a blind person

A U.S. man who runs one of the largest brothels in North America is offering free sex to Canadian peacekeepers returning from duty in Afghanistan.

The definition of the word bukkake..... Good god, where did it all come from!?!

The Whitehouse.com pornography Web site, which poked fun at its government namesake with parody sections about first ladies and interns, has been stripped of all political references

"I bought a car yesterday! Then, I drove home and parked right outside my apartment. Later, I decided to go grocery shopping.When I returned, to my dismay, someone had taken my parking spot.Begrudgingly, I parked somewhere else. Then, around 2:00 AM, I was awoken by a loud rumbling sound, followed by a crash. It happened again, and again, and again... I went outside, and this is what I found... "

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black ....Saddam calls Bush a criminal

The Classic Russian (gimp) Roulette Game

See ? Booze, good for the bones

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Well the run is over for this session in softball for us . After going 12- 0 in the regular season and a regular season championship under our belts , we played the semi finals last night and got beat by a team we beat 3 times during the regular season by 8 . We played probably the worst game we have played in 4 years . Dropping balls all over the place and throwing it the same way is a sure fire recipe for losing . We have won a total of 25 in a row dating back to last season and will have to start another streak next week when the brand new season starts .

Ok , shall we ...

Two Denver hospital workers took a photograph of a man's genitals while he lay unconscious in an emergency room after being mugged

Looks like the little ducklings made it after all!

$$$ A woman who found a live toad $$$ in her McDonald's salad two weeks ago $$$ says she is upset at the $$$ slow response to the incident $$$ ..ohh sorry , I didnt add those dollar signs to this

If you still read this Paula , here are All the scary/funny cat pictures you will ever need.

Carmen Electra is known for taking her clothes off and now she's helping other women do the same -- for the good of sports. Electra is starting something called the "Naked Women's Wrestling League" and will host her first event on Pay-Per-View in August.

The Self Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You

Heather Hanson is a major hottie

FLIP-flops can make men impotent and damage internal organs, a survey claims. And the most expensive beach shoes fared WORSE in tests than cheap ones.

One of the nicer flash UI designs I've seen in awhile. Tons of clicky fun awaits!

A Florida student finds a drunk man passed out in her laundry room, wearing her clothes.

Are you using your GMail right ?

I suppose I'm the only one around here qualified to post this link. Not sure if fecal matter requires an tag, but better to be safe than sorry

A young woman whose mother had her healthy breasts removed after it was found that she carried hereditary cancer genes is to undergo the same operation.

Leonard Nimoy is excellent, and salsa is excellent and if Leonard Nimoy would eat more salsa, he would become an unstoppable force of excellence

Hahaha, it looks like Chappelle's Rick James sketch is famous around the world!

Gangs go "corporate america" to run drug markets; this includes annual company picnics

It's the paris hilton video for free! I'm guessing this won't last very long.