Rich's Monday Shortie

Well I just got home at 6:53 and im going golfing at 8:30am so this has got to be short today .

I want to start out by thanking those of you who came down to see MEAN CARLENE at The Reef on saturday , they were really good for those of you who missed it ( you know who you are )

Shall we ?.........

A Drunken man crashes truck, friend's head decapitates, then drives home with headless corspe to sleep it off

Haha, like we needed easy to follow instructions for this one.... er.

August 26th was toilet paper's birthday .

Daily fresh new chicks for the dirty mind

A giant catfish is suspected of having eaten a dog in a German lake near the Polish border..hhmmmm ?

Play Shoot the internet cliche. "I gotta have more cowbell!"

A 16-year old gropes Rachel Hunter while promoting her products at mall and reduces her to tears

The Miss Teen USA participants, complete with (yawn) bios

Geniecorp, home of the 'JohnDeer'

Toys packed inside 14,000 candy bags and sold to grocery stores depicted Sept 11 attack

If you're packing for college you should read this list. It's a complete guide on what you should really bring to school with you.

This cant be good ....FBI documents say Communist Chinese govt. funded Kerry's 1996 Campaign

A "reality" series based on cartoons... "Some black chick's tongue down my throat".

The tallest house ever ...errrr .

Ok , Im off to the links ...see ya tommorow !

Rich's Friday Stuff

Hey everyone , sorry about the lack of columns this week but 2 police tests in 3 days takes a toll on you and your amount of time to spend putting together quality columns .

Let me start off by saying this : William Kennedy Smith is a scumbag . This asshole raped another girl after he got off the first time he got caught doing it . Im going to tell you this right now , If he gets off of this one I will personally go to the Kennedy Compound and castrate him myself ...What a Douchebag !

Lets Go ....

I cant believe Im even giving this bullshit press , but .....Group of white Christians to march across 10 U.S cities chained and dragged by black people while wearing T-shirts with message of apology ??

At last, a bed to go along with your gun collection, canned food and bottled water.

Dairy Queen offered people who brought in their cow free "Moolatte" coffee; a single man and his cow "Charlie" took it up on its offer

Serena's Guide to Phallomancy - I've learned so much.... so very much]

Krispy Kreme offers students a free doughnut for every 'A' on their report card

Why some people should not be allowed to own video cameras

You know, they could have just written 'wash me', that would have been just as effective.

Man calls police when he finds neighbor dead in his house;but not before he takes $235,000 in cash he finds at neighbor's basement

Someone please get this song out of my head!! Apparently they have great weenies, check out the menu

MTV bars Beenie Man ss gays plan protest

Sure you can cheat at it, but don't and it's unpossible. (well almost).

German who wins $11million in lottery waits 10 weeks to claim money, then decides he doesn't want it and gives it all to charity

Some hot olympic babes, and perfect timing too!

Those wacky asians are at it again. Check out the latest craze!

Blind man on disability caught working 80 hours a week in holiday park...as a security guard

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I got this very funny email from my friend Meghan , but before I gave her credit I did a Google search just to see if there was a real author, there was a snipit at Speckz.com but there was so much more that I could find an author for so my friend Meghan gets the credit for sending me this ....

Here is THE MAN CODE :

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "one time in Montreal", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

11. Do not torpedo single friends.

12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"

14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!

16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)

17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.

19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.

20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.

23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.

24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.

25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.

26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time.

27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.

29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"

31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.

32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.

33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.

34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.

36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.

37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.

38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.

40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year

41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)

42. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.

43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved).

44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.

45. No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV:
Figure skating
Men's gymnastics
Any sport involving women (unless viewed for sexual purposes)

46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.

47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror.

48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.

49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend.

50. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry:
when a heroic dog dies to save his master.
after being struck in the testicles with anything moving faster than 7 mph.
When your date is using her teeth.
The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.

51. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid.

52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour)

53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.

54. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.

55. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from.

56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)

57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.

58. There is never an occasion in which any shirt without buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are participating in a organized sporting event)

59. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit,, DON’T wear whitey tighty's. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes.

60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.

61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.

62. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress.

63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.

64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.

65. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.

66. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it.

67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...

68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy!

69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls)

70. It is your duty as a heterosexual male to make your buddy aware of any thong sightings in the immediate surroundings, it is even permissable if the girl is butt ass ugly, hey nobody wants to go down alone.

71. There are only three times when its acceptable for a man to say "I love you" to any other man... 1. He's drunk 2. He's dying 3. He's in trouble and it's the only way out of it (which probably means he's drunk anyway)

72. At no time during a conversation with a buddy on instant messenger is either man allowed to send smiley faces to the other. This is simply too gay and it makes you look like a chick.

73. Under NO circumstances are two men allowed to ride together on one motorcycle/moped. (Exception - your ass better be on the way to the Hospital)

74. Never rent the movie "Chocolat" or "A Big Fat Greek Wedding" unless you know in advance that you will be getting at least oral sex in return from the chick you are renting it for. ( Sex is also required to happen)

75. If you are in the other room having monkey sex and you can be heard over the loud television and through a closed door, then every guy in the house is allowed to listen and laugh and use it against the other guy for black mail, extortion, etc. in the future

76. What happens in Montreal, stays in Montreal. Period. No questions asked.

77. It is acceptable to share a bed with another guy if and only if, it is a king-size bed and there are 2 blankets on the bed. The minute you touch in the slightest way, you are officially deemed a Homo.

78. If your buddy gets arrested and is going away to prison it is your duty to buy him soap on a rope.

79. It is perfectly acceptable to use a trashcan for a bong.

* with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.

Ok , let's do a couple things here ...

Radical extremists from the 70's recently released from prison are in NY and are plotting to wreak havoc during Republican National Convention

Crappy drawings inspired by email SPAM subjects

Michael Jackson's nose is made out of his ear, his surgeon claims

If you're going to get the name of a radio station tattooed on your arm, it's generally a good idea to spell it right.

N.Korea does not want to talk nuclear weapons with U.S ,they say Bush is a "tyrant" and an "imbecile" who is worse than Hitler...and the worst part is they are right !

The best NBA fights of all time

Australian rower stops rowing in midst of competition because teammate "threatened to throw her overboard"

Art for the anti-Bush and Limbaugh crowd. View the enlarged (printable) versions to see why

It was only a matter of time ...The Fat Reducing Microwave .

I'm not sure what to make of this, but.. some of you may enjoy it....(warning , it's kinda gross).

Ok , see ya tommorow !

Rich's Monday Super Column

I have been thinking alot about this ongoing hostage situation lately and have come to a conclusion about these people who have been captured ... I dont really feel bad for them .Now without coming off like an insensative prick , let me explain myself .

These people are over there volentarily during a war we are having with them , Is the money really that important that you would put your very life on the line for it ? These people's families come on TV and beg the Iraqi's not to kill thier husband - father- son because they love them so much . Well if your family member loved his family so much , why would he go over there DURING A WAR when he knows this occurance might happen ?

I mean it is war and if your not a solider ,you really shouldnt be anywhere near that area. Yah , these people are supposed to be over there building new buildings that we blew up in the first place ...This would be the equivlant of Al Queda coming over here and wanting to help us rebuild the World Trade Center ....see how stupid it sounds ?

So in closing , If you love your family and are not a soilder and dont have to be there ...get your ass home !

Ok , now that it was said ....lets laugh a bit .....

The 2004 Darwin Awards , so stupid ..ohh so stupid .

Famous Scream stolen from Norway museum infront of shocked visitors and in broad daylight

Disco Dan's D.I.Y Sex Change Kit and much more!

Alcohol without liquid hits the U.S;it has low-calories and gives you a hangover-free buzz

Ohh jesus christ ..It's BATMAN !

Awwww ...A British hospital is now investigating the case of a woman who had an abortion, but then was shocked to find out the head of her unborn baby had been left inside her.

The FBI list of concealable weapons

Ex-police chief uses wife's hairdryer to "gun" speeding motorists

A whole slew of applications to make your life with gmail easier

'Oh Death' folk song used in "O Brother Where Art Thou" with George Clooney was a poem written by BTK(Bind, Torture, Kill) Serial killer to one of his victims

Since I know all of you love skinny, boobless girls in the bathtub

Britney tells British TV interviewer the last thing she had on her mouth was "a dildo"

The Mojo Car ....Im drawing a blank , I got nothing ?

Doing a Lynndie .....So wrong. I'm going to hell for laughing.

Now all of you do me a favor and limit the number of hate mails regarding my leadoff rant to one per person ....thanks

Rich's Friday Blowout

One of our veteran forum members , AIM , is making a plea to all of you for a very good cause and I thought it was important enough to put on the front page for those of you who still dont visit our forums . here is your chance to do something good .

This is her post in the forum :

"Hey folks,
My wonderful child has taken on a new project. He is trying to clean up the park near us where he and his friends play baseball. He has been in touch with our Mayor and also has notified the newspapers(there should be an article in tomorrows CT Post about his efforts). We spent almost the entire day down there on Sunday, repairing fences, picking up litter, weeding the infield. There is still a lot to be done and my boy wants to start some fundraising to raise the money for new fences, swings for the playground and equipment for the field. On Sunday, August 22nd we will be holding a can and bottle drive. So, come on I know some of you MUST have some empties just lying around the house that you don't have time to return yourself. Why not donate them for a good cause? The park is in Ansonia, so if anyone lives close by and wants to donate . "

There was also an article in the Connecticut Post about it and here it is if you want to read up on it . And If you decide to go , say hello to Aim and tell her your a faithful DC reader .

Ok , now that that's out of the way ...All I have to say is God Bless the Olympics !

Ok , lets go ...

Man gets reply to his request for phone line 28 years after he made the request...the answer is negative

This was the perfect solution to my bitter and angry mood. Ahhh, so much kitten killing relief.

Superman filmmakers post ad on the net in bid to find the next Superman

Good Game ...To play the game click 'A murder of scarecrows', then next.

Apply only if you are ugly enough - that's the requirement for the post of public relations officer at a bridal salon in eastern China

The Net is a wierd place . Yoga , for Cats ?

Pornstar working for Porn producer on a campaign against breast surgery in the army delivers message to US military: "Bullets Not Boobs"

Scan (or photograph) the 2D barcode on your license, and use this program to see what information is stored there. They seem to think it's more than you would expect.

180 Cambodian factory workers collapse after drinking water; Ministry of Labor says... "they were probably lacking vitamins"

Dragging the bunny never gets old

A Killed child kidnapper on his way to be cremated wakes up in coffin

For the Simpsons fans in the crowd, here's a Conanesque "if they mated" page featuring various characters from the show

The Forgotten Technology: Using physics to move large objects. The page is a little cheesy, but it's an interesting read if you're into this sort of thing

If the girl you met at the bar gave you her email address which ends in papernapkin.net, you're definitely rejected

Some guy writes : "OK I work at Target and these toys were recently recalled for reasons I'll let you discover. These were on our shelves for 2 days before it was caught and am sure sold at Walmart, Toys R us etc."

Rich's Thursday Stuff

I have a dirty secret , I am addicted to the TV court shows and my all time favorite is Judge Mathis .
Judge Mathis deserves to be the best simply because he happens to have the most finely tuned bullshit detector I've ever seen. Nothing gets past him. Sometimes he plays along with someone when he knows they're lying, letting the person build a complex house of contradictions thatched together with bullshit so he can come back and stomp everyone's ass in the court room. Judge Judy, Joe Brown, and "Texas Justice" Larry Joe have nothing on him. Mathis could chew them up and spit them out like a pile of soggy sausages. He's part Shaft, part Matlock (the non-flaccid, non-geriatric part), and all badass. Hail Mathis.

Ok . shall we ....

Gwyneth Paltrow stars in first film ever to use 100% digitally superimposed background

Classic Mail Order Husbands, let the bidding begin! Free supersizing available. Missing teeth cost extra.

Cop caught taking pictures up a high-school girl's skirt wanted to relieve himself from stress

Some interesting nudity. Did I say interesting? I meant PHOTOSHOPPED!!

A Single wasp causes spilling of 15-tons of jam on German highway

Just in case you'd like to pound the crap out of your loved one (or 'special' friend) this weekend.

Want to improve your acne? Use shark bile

So many links, so little time.....

sorry , but a shortie today !

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

I would like to put an A.P.B out for a Mr Peter Sachs , If anyone sees Mr Sachs do not try to apprehend him for he may become violent and beat you with his keyboard..If anyone sees him please contact me immediatly .

Has anyone seen this Jenna Jameson special on VH1 yet ? It kinda is a behind the scenes thing where she tells all about her career then and now and how she is just regular like the rest of us meanwhile she is wearing this shirt that leaves nothing to the imagination (not that Im complaining or anything) and they are splicing in clips from various porn movies as she is saying this ...It is a spectacular piece of cinematic splendor that everyone should watch naked or not naked , your choice .

Ok , lets go ....

Man who got his penis stuck in metal nut during kinky sex gets rescued by firemen, a dentist and a surgeon in a $10,000 rescue mission

For all of you who say I dont have a sensitive side , I post this for you ....So Go FUCK YOURSELVES !

Sources say Rick James bought cocaine just hours before he died

For all of you Doom fans out there , this is your link .....your welcome .

When's Father's Day again ?? ..African TV star hacks her 2-year old son to death and gouges his eyes out with a screwdriver believing he was possessed by the devil

Here it is ..The Shitty Tipper Database .

On a serious note : PARENTS BEWARE ...3-year old boy dies in movie theater from choking on popcorn

And if the monkey suit isn't interesting enough, check out the items bought and sold by some of the people listed in the bid history (click on the 207 next to the sellers name)

The Internet kaleidoscope: Point it as your site of choice and yawn your way through the rest of the day

Canadian lawyers vote to keep their right to have sexual relationships with their clients

Wasn't there a game like this in 80's arcade days? Anybody remember its name?

Robert De Niro's 'Taxi Driver' voted greatest anti-hero

This is so nice , I would hit it thrice !

F.Y.I - Infant exposure to alcohol smell could increase their risk of becoming adult alcoholics

This Skater tries the evil loop... Pain follows. (Clip is in the popup)

Keanu Reeves set to marry girl he dated 14 years ago

Google continues to dominate with its new Web Alert. Coming soon, Google will also monitor your favorite street corner, donut shop and whorehouse

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

I would like to put an A.P.B out for a Mr Peter Sachs , If anyone sees Mr Sachs do not try to apprehend him for he may become violent and beat you with his keyboard..If anyone sees him please contact me immediatly .

Has anyone seen this Jenna Jameson special on VH1 yet ? It kinda is a behind the scenes thing where she tells all about her career then and now and how she is just regular like the rest of us meanwhile she is wearing this shirt that leaves nothing to the imagination (not that Im complaining or anything) and they are splicing in clips from various porn movies as she is saying this ...It is a spectacular piece of cinematic splendor that everyone should watch naked or not naked , your choice .

Ok , lets go ....

Man who got his penis stuck in metal nut during kinky sex gets rescued by firemen, a dentist and a surgeon in a $10,000 rescue mission

For all of you who say I dont have a sensitive side , I post this for you ....So Go FUCK YOURSELVES !

Sources say Rick James bought cocaine just hours before he died

For all of you Doom fans out there , this is your link .....your welcome .

When's Father's Day again ?? ..African TV star hacks her 2-year old son to death and gouges his eyes out with a screwdriver believing he was possessed by the devil

Here it is ..The Shitty Tipper Database .

On a serious note : PARENTS BEWARE ...3-year old boy dies in movie theater from choking on popcorn

And if the monkey suit isn't interesting enough, check out the items bought and sold by some of the people listed in the bid history (click on the 207 next to the sellers name)

The Internet kaleidoscope: Point it as your site of choice and yawn your way through the rest of the day

Canadian lawyers vote to keep their right to have sexual relationships with their clients

Wasn't there a game like this in 80's arcade days? Anybody remember its name?

Robert De Niro's 'Taxi Driver' voted greatest anti-hero

This is so nice , I would hit it thrice !

F.Y.I - Infant exposure to alcohol smell could increase their risk of becoming adult alcoholics

This Skater tries the evil loop... Pain follows. (Clip is in the popup)

Keanu Reeves set to marry girl he dated 14 years ago

Google continues to dominate with its new Web Alert. Coming soon, Google will also monitor your favorite street corner, donut shop and whorehouse

Rich's Monday Kickoff

I have to tell you I am really getting into the Olympics . I like watching sports that we dont get to see on a regular basis on tv like team handball , beach volleyball , table tennis & womens softball . I have been watching religiously over the past 2 days and probably continue right until the end . The only thing I really dont like is the Gymnastics because I find it extremely boring .

And the USA Basketball team is just awful , they dont play as a team and dont deserve to make it out of their pool unless they practice a little .

For all of you Dish Network subscribers like myself who want to watch more Olympics , Dish is running as pretty cool thing on channel 100 . If you go to channel 100 , wait for it to load then press #7 you can watch all 6 NBC stations at once or click on each one separately to watch ...It is pretty good . And for all of you who dont have The Dish ...nananananana .

Ok , lets see what's going on .....

Prison inmates form Lotto syndicate after rapist's lotto victory

A brand new way to completely ruin yourself , Dirt Surfing .

Limbless woman sues Air France for not letting her board their flight saying "a head, one bottom and a torso can't fly on its own"

An Evil trick to play on your enemies (or half-wit co-workers).

Dont fuck with this doll maker ....Angry doll marketer to market Schwarzenegger urinal cakes

So you wanna fly an F/18-A Hornet? Better get your mouse hand ready first

In you're in need of some furry bondage porn figurines, your search is over.

Porn Star Jenna Jameson kisses and tells all about the celebrities who hit on her...including Cindy Crawford

Tall Buildings: Brought to you by the Museum of Modern Art

Nepal army and the country's rebels in a fight to control trade of "Himalayan Viagra", a powerful aphrodisiac created from a parasitical mushroom growing on a caterpillar's head

Back in the day, I bought inflatable furniture (which the cat popped) because I was too cheap (read: poor) to afford anything else. If you're in a similar situation, and feel confident enough to build your own furniture, these guys will sell you the parts

Mary Kay Letourneau had lesbian sex with 2 HIV-infected inmates, reveals inmate

Those automatic doors can be real mean

The Olympic five interlocking ring symbol and the torch relay are Nazi emblems created by Hitler to celebrate the Third Reich

"It is said that 90% of human communication is non-verbal. In these photographs, the body language of the subjects becomes the basic syntax for a series of Web-based animations exploring movement, gesture, and algorithmic montage."

Rich's Friday Crap

I really have alot to say about New Jerseys gay Govenor but I am just way too tired to get into it today , maybe I'll write something about it over the weekend .

And for all those still interested in that Paintball tourney I mentioned on monday , Please email RobertG@soct.org for all the details of it .. You might as well not even enter because my team is gonna mop the floor with any team who dares to enter anyways ...so enter If you dare !@#$%^&

Ok , here we go ....

WordCount: Tracking the way we use language.

Olympic village the perfect place for orgies;Athens distributes 130,000 condoms to deprived athletes

This game is just too whacked to describe ..just play it for yourself.

After a long wait , Naked News hits Britian airways .

Conjure ghosts and make various chords. This is fun stuff if you're a music geek.

Julia Stiles blasts movie bosses for wanting her to get bigger boobs

If you're going to pee in someone's butt, at least be considerate about it

A young Boy dies after his hand, ear, and penis are cut off and sold for witchcraft

Can you tell the difference between a legitimate email and a scam? Try the test to see how susceptible you are to phishing.

A backhoe simulator, in case you ever wondered what it was like to wield that sort of beast.

UFO 'wreckage' found in Siberia

Erotica: Book covers and movie posters from the 50's and 60's.

Rock band's fan asks them to sign stuffed, dead dogs testicles..and the worst part is they did it .

4000x4000px satellite photo of the Oshkosh fly-in, try counting the nearly 14,000 planes being showcased.

A Porn filmmaker beaten by his porn film star when he failed to pay her

The wait for a PC based EZ Bake oven is finally over.

The President of hottest desert country in the world orders construction of ice palace in the middle of the desert

The virtual mummy, complete with a mummy unwrapper simulator

Beyonce postpones her wedding to make movie about herself...Um sweetie , you are 22 get over yourself already !

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Get ready for the rain because we are gonna have a couple of days of it .

Something is pissing me off for the last couple months and that is the Town of Orange . What the fuck is up with the people of Orange being able to control what goes into it's town to the point it has gotten to . For all you who dont know , Stew Leonard's wants to open a store and the people of Orange said they dont want it ( well not all of them , but a good majority of them) because they say it will ruin thier neighborhood with the traffic.

1st of all , the place they want to put the store is not a residential area anyways ..It is a total buisness area . Secondly , where were all these people when The Christmas Tree Shops plaza was being built because this plaza generates alot more traffic than the Stew Leonard store ever will . The reason no one fought the Xmas Tree store plaza is because all the Rich Twats who live to spend thier husbands money in Orange love to spend thier days shopping for junk to fill thier huge houses with ...I say tell Orange to fuck off and build it either in Milford or West Haven and check everyone at the door and if you are from Orange you will not be allowed in !

Ok , enough of that .....

It's not too often that the police get pulled over by a drunk driver. But that's what happened recently to Police Chief Ian McCollin

Magazine scans of how much pc hardware cost back in the day

A student was crushed to death when a man committing suicide jumped from a high-rise building and landed on him

Lindsay Lohan + Kenny Loggin's 'Dangerzone' = ERRRR.....

If your work leaves you brain-drained that's a very good thing, it actually keeps Alzheimer's away

A Cellphone jammer? Do these really work?

One of the greatest new porn sites out there ...I Spy Camel Toe

With all the best video games topics in the forum, I thought this might help people remember the sounds from them

Jay Z is in nasty feud over New York apartment

This is very funny ..It's the trailer for 'Team America' and it's done by the Matt and Trey the South Park guys.

Republican Candidate's sweaty napkin on Ebay..EWWW .

Incredible Flash video done to Radiohead's 'Creep'

Your guide to all the freaky-deeky Anime Porn out there!

Drunk prosecutor halts hearing in Hong Kong court;instead of arguing his case he posed as "The Thinker" for pictures

Clearly what the Internet has been missing is a website dedicated to people who like to molest statues.

Rich's Monday Funfest

Just call me Mr Houseparty !

I went to 3 house parties in 3 days this weekend and my liver is hurting me , I need a break .

So on the way home from the party today , We decided to stop off at IKEA to see what the whole craze was about . We got there about 5pm and it was NUTS ! The people were just coming in droves and cramming into that store like they were giving away $100 bills. Now dont get me wrong , there were alot of very cool things in the sections we went to and we didnt even cover half the store before I had enough and wanted to leave . I think we are going to go back during the week when it isnt so busy and try to buy something this time . My daughter loved it because as soon as you walk in they have a section for the kids were you drop them off and they play and color and stuff and you pick them up when you are done shopping ...PURE GENIUS .....but I will keep you guys informed when we go back.

Let's get to the column ....

$9,000 rescue operation to save $36 toy... 2 cops, 12 coastguards and 4 lifeboat crew were deployed

A devil feeds off the light and energy of a child's bedroom

Try to feed the fish before they feed on you ...sucka

Another one bites the dust ...Val Kilmer is Angelina Jolie's new lover

I am finally at a loss for words ...here's one ....AAAAGGGGHHH !

Paris Hilton loses "everything" in burglary..I can feel another sex tape coming out .

Stupid Fucking Balls .

This sucks ....Woman leaves her son $5 of her $740,000 fortune

This is some funny shit , Watch the video. Will Ferrell as GW

" Honey , this soup tastes like shit "..A Japanese waitress has been sent to prison after being caught defecating in customers food

Everybody's talking about it so here they are, the Exclusive Paris "beat up" pics

Mom takes action after learning her daughter was raped by man at a family visit: she sells her to him for $3,000

Harold never got muffins.....

K , till tommorow !~

Rich's T.G.I.F stuff

My buddy Bob came into the Reef to see me tonight and told me about something that might be alot of fun . Well first of all let me tell you who my buddy Bob is , he is the director of marketing, special promotions and special events for Special Olympics in Ct .

So he tells me they are having a paintball tournament . here's how it works :
They are having 50 teams compete, the teams are made up of 5 people and the cost is $100.00 per player . This price includes everything you need (paintballs, gun, food all day and prizes at the end) and for all of you who have played paintball before it can get pretty expensive pretty quick so this is a really good deal .
They are going to have police departments, fire departments , department of corrections and so on so here is your chance to get that cop that gave you the ticket last week....plus the most important part of the whole thing is that the money goes to the Special Olympians .

If you have 5 gung ho people and are interested , email me at Fowl444@aol.com and I will hook it up for you .

Ok , let us do this .....

HAHAHAHAHAHA ....Polish police are looking for a 400-ton steel bridge, reported to have been stolen from a warehouse in the Baltic port city of Gdansk..HAHAHAHA

An Austrian health spa is giving chocolate lovers a chance to take the ultimate plunge

I told you my tricycle is hardcore.

For you DC women.....The Japanese design the 'perfect boyfriend'

Another game involving throwing paper into a wastebasket. This time with no fan, and more alley-oops.

From the "Only in Ct" files ...Farmer's White Scarecrows Spark Complaints Over KKK Resemblance

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week. With photo

400 random beauties on one page. Very hot!

Bored ??? Play with your very own lesbian

Three banks were robbed while President Bush and Democratic nominee John Kerry were speaking just blocks away from one another

Eat Your Peas: Great animation and imagination, if you're into the CG thing.

Marilyn Monroe revealed on secret tapes how she had a lesbian romp with actress Joan Crawford — but didn’t like it

YAH, YAH, YAH I know ...but a guy can dream , right ?

A complete space ghost episode guide with complete scripts.

A camera mounted on the Atlantis space shuttle captures a fantastic view of its takeoff

Ok , see you all over the weekend .

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Is it me or does the U.S Basketball team suck ?

I mean this is a team full of NBA superstars and they are having trouble with a team full of nobodys and Dirk Nowtiski ..cmon , get the college kids back in there if this embarassment is going to happen .

Ten days before the Olympic Games start in Athens, passes allowing vehicles into several venues, including the Olympic village, have been stolen. A security source told the Telegraph that the passes were taken from the windscreens of unattended official vehicles

You think he enjoys saving the princess too ?

I guess this is a good as reason as any ...Couple quit smoking for parrot's sake

The new Batman finally has a trailer. Looks like it might give the Tim Burton effort a run for it's money!

Reese Witherspoon says she's got too much cellulilte, stretch marks and saggy boobs to wear a bikini

Check out the proposed Olympic spacestation,..er Stadium.

Man Flings Urine at Judge During Hearing

Winky.... winky bum bum do?

A Motorbike powered by 24 chainsaws to race against Porsche in Germany

"We are a Christ Centered, Bible believing Ministry and our goal is to spread the Gospel through our unique clown performance in the foreign mission field as well as in local churches here in the United States. In addition to our performance ability we also teach a professional level of clowning to all Christian clowns as well as secular clowns."

This is a very cool listing of species collective names that might entertain DCer's..

For all you WWF fans ...The Chyna sex tape to be released soon

Now THESE are some tig ole bitties !

Salad Fingers likes rusty spoons. Be sure to catch part two when you're done with this one.

A mom had sex with son, 18; she wanted to comfort him after he had a panic attack

Rich's Tuesday Rant

There is something I will never understand as long as I live ...The love of NASCAR ? It is grown men going in a circle 500 times with the same 5 rednecks winning every single race , I just dont get the big attraction ?

Really, what's there to like about the sport ? When you come right down to it, it's just a bunch of guys driving really fast, making left-hand turns and pitting. And speaking of pitting, if I wanted to watch guys change tires, I'd hang out at the local Town Fair Tire. Come on, you can't tell me that watching some schmo change tires is entertaining. And if you find it exciting to see how fast a guy can fill up a tank with gas, then maybe you've been sniffing the fumes a little too long.

Fans talk about racing strategy. Excuse me while I muffle a yawn. If I'm interested in observing strategy, I'll go watch a chess match.

And what's with changing the rules like underwear ? Can you imagine the NFL saying, "Peyton Manning is throwing for too many yards, so we need to let a little air out of the ball and make it harder to throw."

Terrible , just terrible !

Ok , shall we laugh a little ......

For all you Beer drinkers, here are the worst 50 beers of all time .

To keep with the booze tip , Which Vodka Flavor you prefer tells experts what your personality is

Orgasm oil gets thumbs up from experts

A fucked children's book story about a boy, his ball, and pirate nazis

A Blind boy born without eyelid muscles gets to see after thigh muscle transplant

They should call this game Furious Road Rage .

A Tennis ball is the cure for snoring

E.T phone home ...right after my blowjob .

Saudi Diplomat who molested an English girl not arrested due to diplomatic immunity; Saudi Arabia normally punishes the crime with beheading

'Our Fairy Tale Wedding!'. So lame... so very lame.

Send your friends that perfect gift this year ...have them kidnapped .

Thousands flock to see dick and vagina shaped papayas in Indonesia

Play Give the girl a "Big O" before she wakes up... careful now!

Ok , night night now .

Rich's monday Super Column

Just a couple funny things over the weekend ...

* Mike Tyson getting knocked the fuck out !~How good was it to see Tyson laying on the canvas in the 4th round , this is a guy who said he didnt train hard for this fight because he didnt consider his opponent a real boxer ...well guess what Mike you got your ass kicked by a fake boxer .

* The article in the New Haven Register about the prisoners in jail putting out personal adds with such things as Susan Smith's one where she says she likes rainbows ...yah when the water spouts up and makes one from the car her kids were in when she plunged it into the river ....but here is the website so you can write your own murderer , it's fun for the whole family ....WRITE A PRISONER

Ok , here we go ...

Gene therapy pioneer Dr. William French Anderson was arrested Friday on charges he sexually molested a girl he had coached in karate

It's 'Dread Rocks', the Jamaican rock climbing game.

The Girls Gone Wild people have been screwing people ..literally .

The thumbnail pictures in the middle column do not show spider webs; they show the tracks of spiders during web construction.

Shaggy's advice to pop-star wannabes: show your boobs and bang as many people as you can

A Wired Undercover cop got oral sex while in prostitution sting operation; fellow cops listening in enjoy the show

Does this mean drugs are tax deductible?

If you accidently cut your penis off , dont worry because Thailand is the world center of penis reattachment surgery

Test your typing skills and get that secretarial job you've always wanted.

A Berlin driving instructor who taught more than 1,000 motorists how to drive says he never obtained a driver's licence because he was too nervous to retake the test after he failed the first time -- 43 years ago.

From the sexy, to the silly, to the poignant, to the just plain bizarre... 'found photos' stumbled upon in P2P networks

Coming to a shopping centre near you: TV on a T-shirt

How bout a Snake Vs. Spider...Holy Shit !