Rich's Thursday Things

Well for all you obscure music lovers & people who love a store closing sale, I've got some good news. CD Revolution in Orange is going out of buisness forever and they are getting rid of everything that isnt nailed down such as CD players, Posters ,Speakers , Vinyl , Cd's and DVD's . I went yesterday and there was still tons of stuff left but I thibk they close the doors forever on Sunday . All Cd's are $2.00 and DVD's are $3.00 ...good stuff still left too .

Update on my foot problem : I went yesterday and got out of there without having to buy a pair of shoes but I did have to buy a pair of $60.00 insoles to help relieve the pressure off my heel , they say it will heal itself ...we will see ?

Ok , here we go .....

A Woman laying injured in middle of road ignored by drivers and security camera's caught the whole thing .

Apparently some guy claimed this was his girlfriend, when in reality he just wishes it was.

Greek televized quiz show in scandal probe; viewers forced to wait on high-charge lines without ever getting through while show employees phoned in to answer show's cash prize questions

A nice pillow, Godfather style.

Lonely Japanese girls now have man-pillow to keep them company in bed

It's not just a bike: It's a PARTY ON WHEELS!

Sex in the City's Cynthia Nixons ugly lesbian lover finally captured ( photo included)

'Craziest', a haunting short story by Liz Dubelman

Joaquin Phoenix broke down during filming that reminded him of dead brother and was taken to hospital

"Greetings and suck me."...Okay, so it's a parody. A guy can dream...

Paris Hilton's latest sex tape has her "writhing" in the back of car with Nick Carter and answering the door naked

I'm not sure which is worse, the dots or the comments. Either way, it's a pretty easy game.

Another game ....By turning blocks with wires and devices, connect all devices to the electricity. In other words, it's impossible

Director of company that provided drug sniffing dogs busted for growing pot

With the debates on tonight I figured I would do my part . Just in case any of you lazy bastards haven't registered to vote, here's an easy way to do so

Ok , see you tommorow !

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Everyone dont forget to keep those entries coming for the PICTURE CONTEST , there are only 2 more days of entries to go and we have some really funny ones so far ...good luck .

And send all entries to fowl444@aol.com

Well it's over , It's just all over and I tried to hold on a long as I could but it is now officially over !
What is you ask ..My younger days. The reason : Because I am going this morning to get fitted for a pair of Orthopedic shoes to try and correct the Bone Spur in my heel that has been crippling me over the past month . I had to make an appointment to get fitted for these things and they better have some semi stylish pairs or im going to look like Frankenstein !

Ok, lets do one for my feet ....

Driver killed while having sex behind the wheel ..If im going to go , this is gonna be the way .

What are your kids learning ??

Art gallery offers customers 25% off to customers that show up naked

Explain your way out of this one !?

Disgruntled cable company employee changes company's main telephone service message to tell customers to fuck off

It's kind of like the drunk guy balancing game, except different

Book following car manual comparisons teaches men how to practice "good maintenance" of their wives since married women don't live as long as single women

It's Google, except rotated. AHHH , My eyes!

If surfers knew how to use IRC, I'm sure this guy would tell you he's "hardcore."

Scientists: Small eruption possible for Mount St. Helens

And on this slide.....AHHH.

Five ways to impress your girlfriend

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

WHEW ...The Cowboys made me sweat it out last night but they continued the dominance over the hated Redskins with the victory last night , God Damn I hate the Redskins !

I think I have seen the dumbest show ever last night , I was flipping through the channels last night before the game and I flipped by the Animal Planet channel and caught " The Pet Psychic" and I couldnt believe my eyes as I watched this pile of elephant dung .

It starts with these people talking about problems they are having with thier dogs and cant figure out what the dogs problems are and need help. So they bring thier dog to The Pet Psychic so the nutjob can sit there and tell the people what the dog is thinking . The Lady sits there and tells the stupid ass pet owners things that the dog is supposedly thinking at that moment and the people actually believe it ....I was totally blown away that this lady could make a living off of this .

Ok , here we go .....

An artist from a humble background now has about 50 paintings on exhibit at a Tokyo gallery. Asuka learned to paint only last year -- in a zoo. She's a chimpanzee.

The adventures of Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker

Oliver Stone rips Bush, praises Castro...Now I dont like Bush either but cmon Oliver ??

The EcoSphere is the result of technology developed by scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. NASA was researching self-contained communities for space explorers to live in during long-term space flights. Out of this research came the EcoSphere - an ecosystem of animal and plant life in perfect balance.

A new video game lets players playing Kerry to command boat against the Viet Cong

Aria Giovanni fans, rejoice!

Scientists invent car made from potatoes

It's Pong again, except this time the game is entirely mechanical. If you're into how things work, the video at the other end of this link is rather amazing

Children's book called "The Bad Book" tells kids to run over old people and tells of Little Willy burning his penis

How the home computer will look in the year 2004.

Okay, I totally want to have a house on a traffic island. Be sure to click the image to see more pictures.

It's Baaaaaaack !

That's right kids , The DC Picture Contest is BACK ! I'll do a quick recap for those of you who dont know how this works ...I post a picture and you guys have alll week to come up with the funniest quote or comment on it , at the end of the week I will vote on who's entry is the funniest and the winner gets to write his or her own column to be posted in the DC next week .

Here is the Contest Picture
for this week ...Good Luck .

And make sure you send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com and title the email "DC Pic Contest " .

Ok , as much as it pains me to do I just have give the Red Sox credit for coming back and winning the final 2 games of the series this weekend after losing the "WHO'S YOUR DADDY " game . Now let's see what they do in the playoffs because as we all know once a choker , always a choker .

Let's do a little one ....

Peeling apples is a crime so watch your asses .

How the hell does this guy do this !?

Sex in the City's Cynthia Nixon goes lesbo

Lalalallalalalalalla ooo-hoo-hoo.... I think I brained my damage

Forget implants, Girls are just downloading the breast enlarging ringtone

Here's some Pornography .....with flair .

Sick, Sick world we live in .....Someone slipped into the rooms of six patients at a nursing home and cut the feeding tubes keeping them alive

My summer holiday at Burning Man ....fuckin freaks !

So now the latest is Cat Stevens in gonna sue the U.S ...they should have cut his ears off .

Clones of various album covers over the years.

ONLY IN CT ....... Psychiatrist accused of biting breeder, choking cat

Press Your Luck: The Michael Larsen Incident. ( I saw the special on this and I really didnt think he did anything wrong )

Texas high school band puts itself up for bid on EBay

Ok , good luck with the contest entries .

Rich's Thursday Things

I found the best picture for next week's Picture Contest , I laughed my ass off when I found it ...you'll see .

It's a sad for all of us perverts today because B-movie king Russ Meyer died yesterday .for all of you who dont know of his movies , I'll just say they had alot of HEALTHY women in them

Ok , time to burn ....

Traditional healer charged with rape after using penis to inject patient with sex potion to make her boyfriend more interested in her

A list of items to get from Amazon.com prior to going to jail. Lets see how long it takes Amazon to pull this one!

Cell phone notifies user of bad breath...Oh shit Barfly , your never going to be able to talk on your cell again .

Making the world a better place, one word at a time.

A local mother took a closer look at the toy and realized something wasn't right. It's a toy cell phone with a picture of Osama bin Laden on it.

There's nothing like a little truth in advertising.

350-year-old english ritual in which boy and girl get mock beating by mayor of town scraped because of child abuse fears..HUH ?

Scroll past the informational text to see a list of the world's biggest and most famous diamonds, complete with pictures and history.

Low-carb diets 'too difficult' for people to follow, only 1% would try it again survey finds

Good morning thongs!

Only in CT ....Man gets one year in prison for mooning judge

Two college students arrested for naked public keg stand while advertising their motherb of a game

Three men burglarized the home of Jack Whittaker, winner of the biggest lottery jackpot in U.S. history, as an acquaintance of Whittaker's lay dead inside

How Rich Are You?

Town for sale, ocean front, all amenities, asking 5.4 million dollars

Trio Of hurricanes plants bumper crop of magic mushrooms

Just in case you get that late night craving, it's toll-free, 24 hours a day

A short but sweet reminder as to why ping pong is fun.

Rich's Sleppy Humpday

Sorry folks , I got a big day ahead of me today so I am going to have to skip the column today but there is good news ......

The Picture Contest will be back Monday Morning !!

For all you newbies who dont know what the picture contest is, let me give you a quick summary of it . I post a picture on Monday and repost it a couple more times during the week and you have to come up with the funniest quote or commentary about it and have all entries emailed to me by friday . Then I vote on them and contact the winner by saturday afternoon ...what do you win , you ask ??

Well you get to do your very own DC Column . That's right you can write whatever you want , put whatever links you want in there and I dont censor at all ...It's your column and do with it what you will . You will email me this column by Monday night to have it posted in the Tuesday edition of the Daily Column .

So be on the lookout for the DC picture contest coming back Monday .

Rich's Tuesday Stuff

God Damn it's been cold out there the past couple nights , it is getting cold way too early this year and that wont help my attitude at all ....but it's supposed to warm up today .

What do you guys think about me bringing back the PHOTO CONTEST ??

Let's Do This ......

A Doctor is being probed for record-breaking breast implants

Print it, then tape it to the fridge at work when nobody is looking.

And Jambo thinks he got it bad ....Man buys own stolen rare china on ebay from thieve who stole it

Simple yet amazing illustrations with a great interface design

Jelly developed in India could bring the end of painful injections

"I live in Paris, and a few years back, I started seeing these mosaics of Space Invader 'characters' placed in places where you might expect some sort of a tag. About a week ago, a friend told me about the author's website, and found that he was on a quest to 'invade' the world."

EU to ban insurance firms from giving women cheaper insurance because it's "gender discrimination" despite fact that 97% of reckless driving involves men

Bionic athletics. Race against other bionic humans. Beware of keyboard damage

Teacher orders students to beat up 10-year old classmate for incomplete homework

It's John Kerry's old band, the Electras, remastered as a CD from RCA's archives.

Britney offers "Hooter's menu" at reception and makes wedding guests pay for their drinks

Okay, most of these are pretty stupid, but hearing the Knight Rider music again totally made it worth it. Be sure to send this to the guys at the office who keep their speakers up too loud.

It looks pretty obviously shopped. If not, then I believe the end is near.

Rich's Monday Extravaganza

Well how about that rain on saturday morning ..HOLY SHIT !

Anyways , I got the newest edition of MAXIM today and inside they have a article called " The 25 greatest rock deaths" and I just have to read you #1 because I think it is unreal ...here it is :

#1 GG ALLIN - America's most abrasive punk's final shaow started out in typical style - drugs, whiskey and then laying his ritual crap onstage, which he promptly ate . THEN things got crazy . After ramming his head through a glass door and trading punches with audience members , the poo covered misfit wandered the streets of new york naked , ran from the cops, and ended up at his old pal Johnny Puke's pad , where he OD'ed with a nose full of heroin. Fans at his funeral took turns posing for photos with his lifless body , spicing up the memorial pics by shoving drugs and Jim Beam into his droopy pie hole . The coffined Allin was last seen in his sunday's best which consisted of a leather jacket, a dog collar , converse shoes, George Jetson socks and a jock strap bearing the inscription - EAT ME !

WOW , If I die ...that's the way I want to go out !!!

Ok , shall we laugh ......

"I've got a credit card story for you actually.. You fat pig"...Looks like 'Gorgeous George' needs someone to screen his calls

John Kerry cant catch a break ....'Football Fans for Truth' targets Kerry

Planet Dan's Senior Photo Collection Volume 1

Britney's beau becomes 'The Pimp' for their wedding!

How to tell when a relationship has gone bad in 90 seconds...

Australian neighborhood builds fence around itself to keep out horny donkeys

This might come in handy for some of you ladies (or guys for that matter) at the next DC gathering

The ultimate toy for boys !

It's a lot easier to appreciate what DJ's do when you're watching them

A farmer who dumped three tons of manure on the route of a gay pride parade to protest the event was found guilty Thursday of misdemeanor harassment.

The story of Centralia, Pennsylvania

Dane Squires was late for his own funeral. At least it seemed that way after people gathered Thursday at a Toronto funeral home to mourn the man they believed had been hit by a train.

Random Monday porn is sooo nice

Rich's Friday Spicy Meat-a-balla

I swear to god someone should give me a humanitarian award for all the good work I do for you people, I have had tons of people email me asking me to announce things and certain events and Im always happy to help out ...GOD DAMN IM GREAT .. And today is no different ......

On Saturday, one of our own will be entered in the New Haven Chili Cookoff. Love him or hate him, Boogietrunks has a booth and will be entered in the People's Choice Cookoff. The event runs from 10-5 at East Shore Park on Woodward Avenue. Take exit 50 off I-95. The event is Rain or Shine. Admission is only $5 and includes all the chili you can eat and 2 marbles used for voting. Come down and support one of our own and give both of your marbles to Boogietrunks. He can be found at the Creaky Cooler Chili team tent adorned in Corona banners. Hope to see some of you there!

No news , just links today ....

Behold the power of Javascript

Radio station runs PIMP MY GRILL contest. See the people who didn't win. Holy crap.

Soooo, you want to be an apotemnophile?

Can you help me settle an argument? Check out Councillor Eileen Kinnear, Harrow on the Hill (UK) Conservative. Is she wearing glasses or not ?

Korean beatboxing: The second guy kicks ass

Unbeknownst to all but a handful of people, "The Shermanator" of American Pie fame, early in his career auditioned to be a Fly Girl dancer on In Living Color.

And My life was forever changed. Hint - Check out the little kid in the background

Figging, is it worse than pee in butt?

"the cartoons were completed in five weeks; the family learning channel rejected all of them upon review, and they were never aired..."

"The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics (that they would like to take back)"

Tanning beds are hot with her in it ...but look away when you come to the last 2 pics.

Time Magazine = BAN!

Kid takes Go-Kart off of ramp, wrecks self stupid(er?).

Play 20 questions against a computer script. That has to be quite the database.

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Well it seems that some of you had a problem with my Oprah comments on tuesday well That's how I feel and I stand behind what I said .

And If Ivan isnt bad enough , Florida and South Carolina are going to get hit with Jeanne on Monday but I have a question ..How many times will the dopey weatherman stand in front of the map pointing at the hurricane and saying things like " This is Hurrican Ivan " in a 2 minute stretch , Please tell us once and get to our weather !

There is an important message from Special Olympics of CT at the bottom of this column , please take the time to read about this special offer .

Lets do this ......

Man hoping to go to jail to escape loan shark falsely confesses to 17 murders

Did I post this yet ? ....What Barbie and Ken do when no one is around...

Protesters urged ticket-holders outside a Toronto cinema to boycott a documentary about a vicious animal cruelty case in which three friends filmed the skinning of a live cat as an alleged art project

Oh, you know, it's just 85 pages of T&A.

Kenyan wife beats up husband, knocks off his teeth then bites and chews off his penis to punish him for allegedly cheating on her..Note to Self - Kiss my Wife !

Whoa, Carrot Top has some GUNS!

The lucky little ... what? It says what? wtf?? We're all doomed!

Australian politician to undergo surgery because of too much handshaking while campaigning

HUURRRRYYY !!! ..Better hurry, spots are filling up.

Killer protests jail sentence by cutting off his legs and hand, then sues the govt for millions because prison guards did not do a good job at preventing him from doing so

And the camera man of the year award goes to.....

Talking dogs are always good for a laugh. I saw these clips years ago, but I can't remember where.

They didnt take this poll in my neighborhood ...Americans Get Plenty of Sleep, Watch Lots of TV

This company is trying to raise venture capital for an invention they claim will "change everything." They make some lofty claims and it sounds impressive - if it's legit.

$20.00 CAN GET YOU A 2005 HARLEY DAVIDSON “FATBOY”!

That’s right you still have time to purchase a ticket for your chance to win A 2005 Fatboy! Special Olympics Connecticut is selling tickets at their offices @
2666 State St. Hamden as well as at Donovans’ Reef (Bar).

The drawing will be held at Donovan’s on Thursday Night September 30th at 8PM

An added bonus is that NH Advocates 3-time Bartender of the Year, The Daily Column’s Own, Richie Fowler, will be presiding over the festivities from his perch behind the bar!

Get your tickets early or the night of the drawing from Rich or SOCT, but just get them!

All the proceeds go to a great cause, Special Olympics.

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

Well Oprah Winfrey , probably one of the worst and most racist person on the face on the planet, finally did something good to make her exsistance on this earth worth while ...She bought her audience all cars one day .

Too bad it took her money to make everyone like her but without money there really isnt much to like about her .

Ok , let's go ...

Thai cops and soldiers flock to Buddhist temple to get tattoos by monk ]

Yet another game involving your mouse, a square box, and hair loss.

Engineering students at an Michigan StateUuniversity have modified a washing machine to make it more accessible to people with visual impairments by giving it a voice

Presenting the Ijaculater..ohh soo much right arm action .

1 gallon of milk in 1 hour = OWNED

Man Exhumes and Eats Grandson's Corpse

Access to over 70 years of BBC archives. Registration is free and then you can search, watch and even download clips (they are free as long as they are for personal use).

Book tells employees to fart in the copy room if they want to get a promotion

Can you make the pressure shot? Not that hard of a game, but kind of fun regardless.

Man invents hurricane-stopping device

I think it's time you get to the friggin Gym!

Can anyone say "back problems" ?

Rich's Monday Extravaganza

If you can believe this , I missed all of football yesterday because I had to umpire a softball tourney that I completely forgot about . Me missing football is like Boogie being a nice guy ...it doesnt go !

I would also like to thank Bobby for my Lance Armstrong band that he so generously gave me on saturday , and it was nice see porshe for the 3rd time in a row .

Ok , shall we .....

Want to earn $100,000 quick? Just reveal who's pirating Paris Hilton's infamous sex video.

Shooting the targets can prove rather frustrating. Ecspecially when you're not "tab" cheating.

SHIT ...Professor says men may have only ten million years left

You wouldn't want to run into this guy in a dark alley.

IT seems CHRISTINA AGUILERA will use her name to sell anything – from badminton sets and kiddies’ crayons to ghetto blasters

The Milkman is just soooo twisted .

Man goes to jail for posting sex tape with cheating girlfriend on web and handing out business cards with web address to her friends, neighbors and colleagues

Some like to slip... some like to slide. I just like to stare at the boobies.

Decaying pig corpses have deposited in secret locations around London are providing scientists with forensic information that may help them solve crimes

Oh man, I totally knew this girl back before she was all famous

U.S. draft dodgers who fled to Canada are finally getting some recognition — in Canada

"Like a pirate in the night, I'll challenge your pussy to a fight." - He took the words right out of my mouth.

Love at first sight may not be just for old romantics, according to scientists. People decide what kind of relationship they want within minutes of meeting

The final chapter to the RC B52 plane. I cried.

Rich's Friday Stuff

Jesus , The Pats looked terrible and still won last night ..go figure ? If that is the team they are going to put out this season then they will be in for a long season because if it wasnt for the 3 turnovers insdie the redzone by Indy , that game wouldnt have even been close .

Another thing is Weezy Jefferson died yesterday but I could'nt find the story , I guess she really is moving on up to the deluxe apartment in the sky for good now !~

Ok, lets rock .....

Mary-Kate Olsen dumps boyfriend to enter NYU as a single

WTF ? Homebrew Military & Espionage Electronics

Dont piss off the bee's ...A Wasp sets house on fire

The Man Show Kid selling girl-scout cookies..this is some funny ass shit !

Norwegian sexologists unveil "penis atlas"

Defend yourself... old school style!

Heidi Klum poses nude only 4 months after giving birth...body rockin!(NSFW photo included)

Not really a game but fun none the less, and a real bitch to stay on track

Indian mathematician to teach non-stop for 251 hours

Tailgating ...AHHHHH !

Wait , Daveyboy and Boogietrunks are jumping for joy right now after reading this !

They sit on the boards of the largest companies in America. Many sit on government committees. They make decisions that affect our lives. They rule

Students, doctors and lawyers are the worst drivers in America, insurance risk ratings reveal

"The Water Cube" will be one of the most dramatic and exciting venues to feature sporting events for the Beijing Olympics in 2008.

ONLY IN CT ....13-year old girls forced to lift breasts and spread out rolls of fat in strip search

Many clips from mainstream movies of girls kissing girls. The Alyssa Milano clip on page 2 is pretty hot

Another ONLY IN CT ....Doctor's new treatment for women's sinus infection is to massage their breasts;police not impressed as he's arrested 3 times in the past 3 months

Phreeque.com features old pictures and bios of people with physical deformities. Very interesting stuff

I'm so friggin' predictable...

Rich's Kickoff Thursday

It's opening day of the best sport on earth today ...FOOTBALL !!

And being that it is opening day , im just a little too excited to do a column so Im gonna rest up for the first game tonight ..I'll just leave you with a couple pics about the Football Frenzy ......

OOPS , THAT MY BAD !

OK HERE WE GO , LET'S GO COWBOYS !!

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I know what the Daily Column roots are and that we owe our sucsess at 1st to the Smith & Barber website because this is where The DC was born from but for all of you hardcore Smith & Barber fans , You arent going to very happy reading the front page of the New Haven Register today ...make sure you read it .

And for all of you who still bitch about S & B , I got 4 words for you ....." GET OVER IT ALREADY !!"

Ok , and away we go.......

Tricks of the trade from varying industries. Currently I'm acting very, very sober and walking carefully.

Sharon Osbourne says Nicole Kidman is a "skinny cow" who "needs a sandwich"

Check out the classic farting preacher

Massive rescue operation for doll in distress after it falls off cliff

Guide the pixels and retain sanity.

Ben Affleck's new girlfriend is Alias's Jennifer Garner

Here's the college text books you forgot to buy

Man paints $115,000 Jaguar with warning "Do not buy a Jaguar car" because car refuses to go faster than 30mph

This aint good at all . Going into the bathroom while completely annihilated + the agility of a pregnant elephant.

You dont always ahve to be totally naked to be really hot ...look .

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

I hope everybody had a great day off yesterday cause it turned out to be a fantastic day .

We had a party in our backyard yesterday and let me tell you I am getting old ! Just a couple years back I had an Ice Luge , 3 Kegs , Horseshoes pits and the whole 9 yards and 100 people over just chowing and boozing till 1am .........Now I have about 70 people over but 20 of them are under the age of 5 , a 12 x 20 sandbox is where my horseshoe pits used to be and the party was over by 7pm cause everyone had to get thier kids to bed ....Boy am I old !

Anyways , lets see what's going on .........

Real-time stats: human births and deaths, cars produced, how many times today someone has cursed America...

Jenna Jameson owes success to Howard Stern, says he has a big shween

With friends like this , who needs .....

King of Swaziland to marry 16 year old beauty queen, she will be wife #12

Suddenly I'm hungry for pretzels

I dont get this but a Company Making Fake Urine for Researchers

Spunky , there is hope for you yet !

Here are 50 of the most bizzare world records

For all you geeks , The new Imac is pretty sweet .

A US mountain biker fought off a grizzly bear that repeatedly charged him until a companion drove the animal off with pepper spray.

Good Neighbor Day = a chance for you to get some free flowers. Maybe now your girlfriend will forgive you for that last round of butt pee

James bond's weapons epitomised his brand of cool, deadly professionalism but soon after Ian Fleming's super spy appeared there were accusations that he was carrying "a lady's gun".

I... have no idea... WTF is going on.

Wichita's Serial Killer Reemerges, and So Does the Fear

THE INCREDIBLE MOTORIZED COUCH (a tale of gasoline, upholstery, and true love)

Till tommorow my friends

Happy Labor Day

I hope everyone has a great day off because you all deserve it .

Have a Fun Labor Day and we will see you all tommorow ~!

Rich's Friday Blow Out !@

Before I get into my little rant here , Everyone have a great Labor Day weekend and please be safe to read another day .

Ok , for all of you who dont read the forums I had a little problem at Grassy Hill Golf Course on Monday and will never ever go back there again and I strongly urge all of you to never golf at this shit hole either , here's my story :

Well it started out with the Groom paying for the wedding party ( 9 of us ) for 18 holes of golf and carts /lunch / beers for the whole party as his gift to us . So of course there were going to be a couple guys who arent really great golfers but it really isnt the point of the day , the point was to have a fun time with the other guys.

Now I am a decent golfer and so are a couple of the others , so we get there and there are 9 of us and we have to go off in a 4some , 3 some and a 2 guys ...fine . The starter gives us shit right at 9am because he wants some of us to go off the back to break it up but we came as a party and would kinda like to stay together , so we say no thanks we want to follow each other because some of the guys cant golf and we dont want anyone behind to be held up and he immeadiatly cops an attitude but I say nothing .

So we go off and there are these old guys in golf carts who are course monitors who drive around to make sure everything is ok , and these guys are on us like a hawk because some of the guys arent hitting that good . They keep telling us to hurry up and blah blah blah . So I tell one of the guys to relax because we payed our money just like everyone else out here and we are trying to have a good time without you following us everywhere we go . So later on in the course , a different guy in a cart comes along and starts bad mouthing people in our party who we were waiting for to get off the green ahead of us but he didnt realize they were with us . Im going to tell you , If this guy wasnt 65 I would have popped him one but instead I told him they were actually with our party to go fuck himself and get away from us so he just drove off embarrasssed . Meanwhile later in the day , they were turning the sprinklers on every hole we were on and it was pissing me off to the point where I walked up to one sprinkler with my 3 iron and launched it about 20 yards down the fairway .

So when we got done , I went back to the pro shop to complain to the guy in there . I told him about the constant harrassment and the guys talking about our party and turning the sprinklers on when we were on the holes and such ..the guys answer ???? "Well it did take you guys 4 hours to play 18 holes "

I LOST IT !!!

I said "So fucking what , I didnt realize only PGA professinal players played here at Grassy Hill . We werent bothering anyone and werent making a peep on the course and you have guys harrassing us and they work here . We payed our money just like everyone and this was a gift to all of us and you ruined it . If this is the way you do buisness , you should be ashamed of yourself . Your a bigger asshole than anyone else here , Go Fuck Yourself "...and I walked out pissed .

So my point is : DONT EVER GOLF AT GRASSY HILL !

Ahhh, much better .....

Students in Bangkok are told to stop having sex on buses .

Ok , Pay close attention to the third picture

Get your pointer finger warmed up because Everybody's Doing The `Lynndie'

The lighter side of Olympic photography, complete with a few boobies

A couple Nuns were appalled by hotel's DVD porn vending machine in toilet

A great collection of official and non-official Google logos.

Whether you like women with large boobs, large butt or long legs can tell if you're a caring person or not, study says

Fun with water balloons in zero gravity

An Image of naked men mysteriously appears in school presentation made before hundreds of employees and students

A neat browser toolbar application that lets you view sites your friends (or other people) suggest in various categories. They look legit w/o spyware or ads... nice to see good ideas that aren't slathered with crap.

Here is A detailed animation on how to use the NuvaRing, In case you were wondering ?

This nifty project contains printable PDF files that allow you to create paper Transformers, which supposedly can actually transform.

It says fun game. Be warned. Incidentally, try to find the Mr. Bean Bonus, the singing bonus, the right answer on all of one occasion, and your sanity.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I know for some of you vacation season is just starting and you need some direction on where to go and what to do , well today is your lucky day . A veteran DC member and a very good friend of mine Bob is your one stop place for vacation fun . He works out of Quinnipiac Travel in Hamden and puts together all sorts of trips and packages that would blow your minds .

From time to time he will be doing a special "Bobby's Travelin Man Column " for me and it will probably be packed with Specials , Tips and Discounts for all to use , so be on the lookout for that soon .

If you would like to get ahold of him earlier and cant wait for him to get his column together , you could either email him @ Robertg@soct.org or call him st 203- 376-5251

Ok , lets do this ......

Britney Spears does not seem to rate modesty very high on her list of virtues, as she recently tried on a T-Shirt in a Los Angeles store in front of all the people present. Perhaps the confines of the changing cubicles would have been too secretive for the pop star...Here is the picture

The Death Mask Gallery.

Colin Farrell proves that nice guys dont always finish first .

Here is a brand new game for you all to suck at .

WHOOPS ....Man lives with HIV diagnosis for 8 years before doctor's letter reveals they made a mistake

Calculate the cost of having sex with your girlfriend

Apparently in Norway , you cant get married if your 19.

Meet Libby, the amputee sex doll. Note the finger in butt action shot

Shootout filmed by porn crew, and who said porn is no good ?

Play Max Breakout , it's a 4 paddle ,beat your dog, son of a bitch .

A New Jersey game called "Wack the Iraq" where players fire paintballs at people dressed as Arabs, has drawn ire from Arab groups after the city failed to convince the operator to change its name this summer.

Aerial photography using a camera attached to a kite.

A Man hired as "part-timer" dies of heart attack after being forced to work 17-hour workdays in a magazine editing company

The top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time.

A Bear tries to escape zoo with bicycle as the getaway vehicle

In case you where wondering - yes sword swallowing is bad for you

Look for my all political column very soon ...it should be interesting !