Rich's Friday Stuff

A little rant about the mall and the people in it because kids these days really piss me off . Let me start out by saying I can't stand vampires and people who claim to be them. If there are real vampires, then there should be real vampire hunters. I don't have a beef with Mr. Tepes because I think we can all agree that impaling 20,000 people on stakes as a negotiating tactic is sufficiently awesome. What I have a problem with are these 14 year old losers who hang out at raves wearing prosthetic fangs, listening to obnoxious happy-hardcore dancing with giant platform shoes (courtesy of "Hot Topic," because all vampires shop at trendy clothing stores for their pre-packaged sub-culture needs). When they're not busy doing the dishes for their allowance, they're out doing evil things like smoking, staying up past curfew, or reading books on the occult at Barnes & Noble. They join little "sanguinarian" clubs and they change their names to something adequately evil like Raven, Ivy or Memnoch.

These are the same people who say they laugh during dramas when someone gets killed. We all know a person like this, they think they're morbid and mysterious because they force out a contrived chuckle during a death scene. Oooh, you laughed during a murder, you're so unique and evil. The fact that the number of members in these stupid clubs surge every time a new "Blade" movie comes out eludes them. Who has time for things like facts and responsibility when you're busy "feeding" yourself by having orgies that give you magical powers? Idiots.

Ok , here we go ....

For all you fellow AOL users ...America Online Inc. said Thursday it had filed a federal lawsuit accusing numerous unnamed defendants of violating federal and state laws by sending bulk messages known as "spim" to instant message accounts and Internet chat rooms.

Paris Hilton packs her bags for Greyhound bus road trip in 'The Simple Life 3'

Wrist spasming action from the makers of Butt Bongo Babes...

Austria scraps Arnie statue because he's backing President Bush....good for them !

Karting at high speeds on highways and cities, click on "Buckle up" for a longer video

Christie Brinkley's brainwashed 9-year-old son writes to newspaper to say that Bush lies and wants to finish daddy's war and get the oil

Play Yeti Stage Dive

Disgruntled staff allegedly poisoning zoo elephants to get back at employers

Geek porn at it's finest.

Sex-crazed woman attacks neighbors after they rejected hers and her husband's foursome invitation

The Teles twins. Hawtness comes in pairs today!

Priest who interrupted Athens Olympic marathon held on indecency charges: he chased 7-year old girl while naked and had her touch his manhood

Daily Column phobia anyone ?

College Hockey Players Suspended Over Photo Of Nude Player

THIS WAS FROM THE ARTICLE ....."After two children, I had serious incontinence problems. My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same."

A Minnesota man has come up with an elaborate way to catch the people stealing John Kerry campaign signs from his yard. And it almost worked the other day

99 bottles of beer on th--ahhhh

Man who threw live wire at wife's bath did so to "save their marriage"

Rich's Tuesday stuff

Ho Hum , what a boring news day .....Nothing to bitch about , Nothing to be happy about . Just a regular old boring day with no exciting or important news to tell you about so I'll just get to the column ....

Husband calls 911 after wife withholds sex for 28 days

Refrigerator letters you can drag around along side of anonymous others. I'm fairly convinced this is the page they send dyslexic kids to.

Tape with Usher having sex with two women revealed...good for him because I actually thought he was a pickle kisser !

KungFu Master - The (awesome!) Remix.

They've fought with fists. They've thrown paper at each other. And on Tuesday, Taiwan's rowdy lawmakers had an old-fashioned food fight.

OK, OK I cant do it to all the Red Sox fans .....I would like to send out a heartfelt Congrats to the Red Sox for winning the series last night , they really played like the champions they are down the stretch ....happy ?

Girl opens the beer with her...????( it might not be what your thinking ....sinner )

Nick Lachey cheated on Jessica Simpson with porn star Jessie James at bachelor party

Check out the New Chrysler concept car

Im gonna give you 2 words , " GAY DOGFIGHT "

I truely feel bad for these people as this accident seems to be caused by a series of bad decisions. No red flags,..etc

Venus Williams sister killed in gang war

Here's your chance to play yet another Tetris clone. This one is brought to you by Axe.

Rich's worn out humpday

Well today is my Physical Agility test for Corrections/Protective Services for the State and considering I have gotten about 6 hours sleep in the past 3 days , I dont think it is going go so well ...we will see ?

Im going to do a small one today ....

Oops.... Jet drops bomb on hiking trail

This bus just screams " Masterbate " !

Are there Fabrics with artificial intelligence?

I give the amateur girls gallery two bones up!

A Navy Technician Becomes Services' First Satanist

Whoa, a girl fight ...god bless the man who taped this one !

Scientists believe the honey bee may hold the key to understanding how alcohol addiction affects humans.

The Hedgehog has a blog? It even includes the entry where he saw goatse for the first time

This might revolutionize school as we know it ....Parents log on to watch pupils in the classroom

It's been a while since we last saw the six-legged mechanized walking lumber harvester. Check out the videos

Ashton Kutcher has small willie....ummmm ..nevermind !

If you're a fan of GMail (and use FireFox), you can "skin" the page by using alternate stylesheets. This works for any page that makes reasonable use of CSS (hint), but it's cool that someone took the time to do it.

Researchers discover the unique creature has 10 sex chromosomes, instead of the usual two, and has links to birds that go beyond its bill

Scanned images of front pages from 316 daily newspapers and links to their websites

See ya tommorow !

Im Back ..sorta !?

Well Im back from my vacation and it wasnt the week I had expected , let me explain .

What we do every year is we go with 6 other couples and thier kids and we have a huge 10 bedroom 1.7 million dollar home we rent in Emerald Isle , NC. So some couples drive down alone and other , like us, follow each other down and stop to eat and such together ..it kinda makes the 13 hour drive down a little less stressful.

So we started out on Saturday the 17th at 9am and actually were making pretty good time and what we usually do is stop at Sam's Club in NC and buy all the meats and frozen stuff for the week instead of buying it up here and hoping it doesnt go bad on the way down . So we were driving on this main road right after we left Sam's and the order was My buddy Mark was first , My buddy Barry was second and I was bringing up the rear ..and here's where it went terribley wrong ......

My buddy Mark ( with his wife and 2 kids) had to stop quick because the guy in front of him stopped really quick , he actually had to veer off to the side of the road , Barry ( with his wife and 2 kids) who was right in front of me skid and came within a foot of hitting Mark came to a stop , then came me who didn't see this whole thing until it was too late and put my brakes on too late and tryed to swerve out of the way but my car was skidding to much to turn and I slammed into Barry going about 35 . The airbags deployed and to be honest if we didnt have airbags , we would have been dead . I bounced off mine and hit my head on the thing that holds the visor in place and opened up a gash that was just spouting out blood all over the place as I sat there trying to see if my kids were ok , meanwhile my wife's floor buckled under her and the impact from the floor coming in broke her Fibula bone , the big one in her leg. She knew it right away because she was saying that her leg was broke . We actually got into the accident right in front of a hospital so it was a short ambulance ride there . Meanwhile our friends who we hit took our kids and kept them for us until I got to figure out what was going to happen . I got 8 stiches and waited for my wife's treatment . When they told us she broke her Fibula and they couldnt do it at that hospital , they would have to do it at a hospital 2 hours away from where we were my heart almost dropped . So there went my wife in a transport with her leg in traction while I waited for one of my friends to come pick me up because my kids were so upset they wouldnt eat , sleep or talk to anyone but me or my wife.

So my kids had to spend thier entire vacation without there mother and I could only see my wife once because she was 2 hours away from me and I had to be both parents this trip ..It was just awful

Here are some pics of my car ... PIC 1( this is me standing next to the car) , PIC 2 , PIC 3 , PIC 4

I will try to put something together tommorow but my wife is coming home today and with to way to get upstairs she will be living in my living room for about a month or so , So I might be a little busy from day to day .

Rich's Vacation super duper mega Column

Well If your reading this , I am away on vacation but I have tried to put together this XTRA LARGE column to hold you guys down for a while . Enjoy the forums and I'll see you when I get back next week .

BTW , A big good luck to DAVEYBOY on his wedding the 23rd , sorry Im missing it bro .

Ok , here we go ....

China to unveil largest Buddha ever,it stands at 1,365ft

This airport has two runways!

24 Hr Party People - Set up the grounds for your party and open the gates.

Freaky stop-motion animation of the infamous Real Dolls.

Google SMS?

Hitman angry at police for taking too long to arrest him, thus endangering the public

Office Kombat: Create an effective weapon from things laying around on your desk. Actionitemality

Ralph Nader off Pensylvania ballot because Mickey Mouse and Fred Flinstone are backing him up

WTF ?

Cop caught selling copies of manual on how to commit the perfect murder on ebay

I'm really not sure WTF this is (a theme around here), but it says "experimental, interactive and algorithmic art."

Ferrari to make special Pope-mobile

So, want to start your own country?

The dating site for over-80s who still can't get laid-ies. Play Bingo, call 911 or even order your casket, all from one easy to use site.

Britney wants to change name to Mrs. Federline, but fears society won't let her

Even this poor guy can get a hotty. You guys are the suck.

Jim Carrey becomes U.S. citizen

Holy Schnickies! It's the march of the Imperial Sheep!!

Comic book depicting Japanese slaughtering Chinese before Japan headed to WWII abruptly killed

The Ring vs. The Matrix? Whatever it is it kicks ass!

Woman goes on slashing spree at railway station

"I hope we can leave time for some passionate butt sex."

Thailand's govt to launch campaign to rid its people from their supernatural beliefs after 12-year old's occult killing by her family

Can't help but love Ami Cusack as well!

Woman fires at patrolmen at traffic stop and then kills self

Can I have Bear Powers?

British MPs backing up report that promotes legalizing of all drugs including heroin within 20 years

Live streaming Webcam portal. Hundreds of Webcams inside!

Mafia killer responsible for at least 100 murders given prison leave every six weeks as reward for "good behavior"

How Lego is made .

Boy suffocates and dies during dental treatment

What do you mean, you don't want me at your party?

Long-term mobile use linked to rare brain tumor

Voyager's Golden Record. Everything you wanted to know about the Voyager Spacecraft

L.A professor threatens to kill his students writing "9/11 now" on board and saying he was God

Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

Woman seduces and has sex with strangers while she sleeps

I'm sorry sir, you neither kick ass, nor are you a pirate. Check out the comments, this guy is pretty popular

Indian govt devising emergency plans to deal with twice-a-century flowering of bamboo that brings famine and civil war upon large parts of India

Jeeze, just when you thought the sun was your friend... turns on you

No sex please, we're asexual; report says there could be as many asexuals as there are homosexuals

Drink, pee, drink pee... Ahhhh!!!

Union Leaders Spent Dues on Sex Toys, Booze

Stolen from Slashdot. Google now offers a search tool for your windows machine!

Pet Lizard Causes Fire That Severely Damages Florida Home

Okay, the whole "hardcore puppet" thing totally freaks me out.

Man Fights Off Repoman with Chainsaw

NASA's World Wind software lets you view the whole planet at 1 meter satellite resolution, among other things

ERIC Clapton won't be driving in France for a while. Police said today they clocked the rock star speeding down a highway at 216km/h and suspended his license.

I suck at the trampoline game, but I actually kind of like this one.

Pantsless Con Man Pretends To Be Locked Out

The Internet Anagram Server is always good for a few minutes of fun.

Woman Accused Of Selling Vibrator Disguised As Duck

Can you say hypothermia?

After free-falling ratings, "The West Wing" may go Republican

I also love Merieli Stinghel

Indian descendants outraged at strip bar name

Play the xylophone, heed it's wisdom.

Drunk Man Steals Plane, Goes on Joyride

The onstar logs they didnt want you to hear

Detroit rated nation's sex disease capital

Biggest PC myths uncovered

Gel may protect women from HIV

Free subscription to FHM, without a billion pop ups. Compliments of HIN.

When royalty cheats in school....secret tape proves Prince Harry had project submitted for exam done for him by teacher

Tons of politics to be found here. Seems to cover for the most part the two current popular parties. Regardless, a ton of information

Great collection... fap fap fap... of Tiffany Teen... fap fap fap... butt pics.

Beijing will host World Toilet Summit

Stumped with words often? This is the site for you.

Could we be saying farewell to the frog according to global survey?

I'd like to build a petting zooooo..

Worst science jobs rated.... first prize goes to Anal Wart Researcher

Classic,.... 'The realistic internet simulator'.

Israeli PM Sharon too fat for bulletproof jacket

Asthma treatment that you just sprinkle on baby food

That's one hot sponge .

Most Albanians don't know where they live...because their streets don't have names

How the hell is he doing that ??!?

Angelina Jolie used "phone-sex" voice in 'Shark Tale'

Woman walks 10,855 miles around Australia

Scientist teaches bacteria to eat and destroy for a naturally decaf cup of java

The unfortunate animal of the month club.

USE ON HOT ROOMIES ONLY ....Man asks new housemate to sign "nudity, special friends and masturbation" contract

Detroit man has heart transplant and wedding within a few hours of each other

"A cool tool that writes on anything when it's not screwing around!"

Two blind men set water-skiing world records in "blind leading the blind" stunt

Aint Racism a BITCH ? ...Rapper: Blacks 'cheered when 9-11 happened'

A group of 33 firms, including Nokia and Philips, have unveiled the prototype of a portable heart monitor that would use sensors woven into underwear to warn patients before they suffer a stroke.

John Lennon's killer talks about why he killed him

Humiliated robber flees when female bank clerk bursts out laughing at his demand for money

Drunk driver steals cop car after it stops to check car he had just crashed

A consumer's guide to Oral Sex

Virgin Atlantic passengers held in plane for 10 hours because authorities couldn't decide who was in charge over bomb threat

Hundreds of missing baby crocodiles loose in Israel

6 men arrested for stripping to their thongs and forming human pyramid in Bush protest

Kinky shrink electrocutes womens' privates to "help them quit smoking or lose weight"

In case some of you out there are thinking about stripping, here's a FAQ to help you along the way.

Tennis tournament to use models instead of ballboys

Ahh, Pasta and Chicks !

Mom tries to sell baby for 10 bucks

Jackhammer: Drill the rabbits on your way.

Finally, something to fap to on the food network.

At last, a list of where the 2 main presidential candidates stand on issues, at the moment.

10 Tips on how to seduce your teacher. Well done, sir.

http://www.sillymortal.com/neat/HiHoCommercials.html

Rich's Friday Blowout

1 more day till vacation and Im counting the minutes till im gone , Tommorow will be my XTRA LARGE column to hold you people over for the week so be on the lookout for it .

So my good friend Anne over at Adler Travel in Hamden gave me a little shit about the Travelin Man column I posted because she said she could do so much better ..So If any of you are looking to get away somewhere Warm when the weather turns cold just give Anne a call and she will take good care of you . Plus mention "The Daily Column" and get free airfare anywhere in the world.(just kidding )..Seriously , she is a great agent who loves corn kernels ( your going to have to call her to find out what that means) .

Adler Travel
2323 Whitney Avenue, Hamden, CT 06518
(203) 288-8100

here we go ....

Voters guide urges Catholics to shun candidates who back 'evil'

It's Tyson the skateboarding dog, look at that cute lil' guy go!

Teen bilks eBay customers for $80,000

"It was a quite morning at 5:00 am on May 6th, 2002 and I was lying in the bed with my fiancée. I felt a slight tickle on my upper thigh of my left leg ....." -

HOLLYWOOD is to make a film version of the hit 80s TV show The A-Team. And muscleman Mr T — who played BA Baracus in the original series — is in talks for a cameo role

This game made me both dizzy AND angry

The owner of a swingers' hotel for sexually-liberated couples says business is so good he is planning to open a chain

How to scare people with statistics.

This WILL take awhile to load, but it's one of the coolest things I've seen in a long while.

Playboy wants Susan Sarandon nude ...she does have beautiful breasts.

This is nasty ...Guy has chunks of his arm sliced off in a ritual to celebrate his daughter's 1st birthday.

Federal regulators proposed a record indecency fine of nearly $1.2 million yesterday against Fox Broadcasting Co. for an episode of its reality series "Married by America."

Some dog owners are sadists .

Rich's Thursday Stuff

This column is for the guy who said this website should be called " The every day but thursday column" , you know who you are !

DADDY , IS THAT YOU ??

Ok , shall we ? .....

X chromosome may contain 'gay genes'...Ahh another piece of the puzzle falls into place .

MMmmm...interactive !

A father has been refused permission to name his son @@@@.

Mountain biking 101 says, "Don't push down on handle bars as you dive off the porch."

Halloween is anything but a drag for cross-dressers. That's according to Veronica Vera, the headmistress of Miss Vera's Finishing School for Boys Who Want to be Girls -- a New York-based educational institute for men who dress like women.

Use the force little Buccaneer, use the force.

Soooo close Britney , Sooooo close !@

Nicky Hilton's marriage heading for annulment after 2 months

Foto's van zeer mooie dames in Zwitserland(2) DEEL II. Ik heb deze foto's voor jullie gedownload en op deze site gezet. - In summary, rows and rows of hoes !

Teacher at mosque is jailed for beating boy with stick after finding drawing of caveman with a penis

Use your spare cpu cycles to help search for a cancer cure!

US crackdown on pop-up ads..It's about time .

If your gonna get a sound system , get one that will make your neighbor shit his pants .

Nineteen city firefighters were disciplined for misconduct that included using fire trucks to pick up women at bars and drinking on the job

Playboy centerfolds, a history.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Ok , If most of you dont know yet ...I will be going away all next week so we might be without a column for one week but we will be back come Monday morning the 25th. I am going to try and get to a computer on vacation once or twice so I will try to do a quickie but Im not promising anything. But there is something that is bothering me ....

I posted it that I will be on vacation in the forums and put up a poll about missing it and the choices were " You cant live without it for a week " , " You will be alright for the week" and " Who cares because I dont read the front page anyways" and a couple people actually voted for the latter which hurts my little ole feelings a bit because of all the time I put into this ..I guess Im just a sensetive guy ......NAH !! ...FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT READ THIS PAGE ASSFACE !!!!

Anyways , I will be away but before I go im going to do a huge column that should hold you guys over at least for a couple days . Ok ,here we go ....

I'm a sucker for BMX games where you're supposed to do flips and stuff. It looks like the rest of the games on the site are quality too

Marilyn Manson to star in Alice in Wonderland remake as a woman

Ohh , it burns so bad ...These guys are just like my boys .

The gloves have come off in a tight election race between two Texas congressmen -- and every other article of clothing appears to be fair game as well.

Reason number 1 why in my old skateboarding days, I never attempted tricks like this

Boy Drowns In Paint Bucket..jesus is nothing safe anymore ?

If you suffer from a flatulent co-worker, this story about ownage by air fresheners may give you some ideas for retaliation.

Man fights off 700 pound bear only to trip over his gun and shoot himself in the head

You can do tricks while you're airborne?? I can barely make it in the car as it is!

THIS IS THE KIND OF REVERSE RACISM THAT PISSES ME OFF TO MY WITS END ....Nobel peace prize givin to woman who believes AIDS was 'made to kill blacks'

OMG, I think I just had a nerdgasm

I think this has been done before ..Man with suspended license arrested for driving mower

Halloween is upon us again. See how society will react once infected as Zombies with this zombie infection simulator.

A teenager may go to jail for using foul language with a high school teacher.

Library books that have been banned or challenged. How can Where's Waldo be challenged and in some cases be removed?

Rich's Contest Winner Column

The Contest Winner's are in and I have them today .

I changed the way I voted this week just a little because I liked the winners style . Not only did he send in a entry for the contest in an email but he also attached his winning column with it , and for that ballsy move I gave it to him this week .....See, Cockiness pays !

First off , here is the CONTEST PICTURE from last week .

And the winer was Jeff K with the quote " So THAT'S where my gerbil went!"
** Note - There were about 15 gerbil entries **

Second place went to Awerner with the quote " My Mom said I'd go blind if I played with myself, my eyes are fine! "

Third place went to Fast Cast with " She said she was clean, lucky I only used my forearm. Great party, though. "

To all the people who sent in entries I have to say good job, they kept me laughing all week .

DONT FORGET JEFF'S WINNING COLUMN IS RIGHT AFTER MY SHORT ONE !

Big Series starts tonight and the Register has a classic font page today ....It says IBM's ( pic of yankees) VS. Idiots (pic of red sox). Ya gotta love that !

Jeff's Cool Ass Column

Well without further delay , here's Jeff's winning column ...

Oh, what an honor to win the photo contest this week. I'd like to thank all the little people. Well, since I have the column to write anything I'd like, I'll follow tradition and give a little rant.

I bought a new concrete mixer (for my concrete countertop business- plug, plug) and the thing would not mix more than 80 lbs of concrete without dumping it on the ground. This when it's rated for 300lbs! So, when I called the manufacturer and wanted a replacement, they said that nothing is wrong with my mixer, the specs are the same as the other units they are building. I went right to the top and spoke to the CEO of the company. Come to find out an interesting tid-bit of info, and I quote "We don't use the mixers, we just build them Turns out that they've only put 40lbs of concrete in the mixer to test it and were just assuming it would hold 300lbs. His reaction when I told him it doesn't work?
'Oh... maybe we should test one to make sure it operates as advertised
Yeah, maybe you should. I can't believe someone can produce a product that they have never tested!!! BTW- I got a new (and much better!) mixer coming no charge. Enough of that, here's the fun stuff....

New York's finest , Bartenders that is !

Get started testing your beer goggles. Vote on how many drinks it would take for the person to look hot

Want to find out if your friends, family or neighbors are being sued by the State of CT? ..Hours of fun .

And of course , The New England Patriots .

Audio file that is a classic , Radio prank gone bad !

I now have all my emails transfered through the Jive Server ?!?

Dumbass !

This is a Classic! The Man Show kid selling cookies!

Man cuts off Dog's Penis and mistakenly eats ..can anyone be this stupid ?

This game is addicting .

I'd erase my license plate number as well if this were my car..Honda Power .

Okay, for those of us... I mean those of YOU.... ahem... who like porn- She's a bad, mam-ma, jam-ma.... work it, baby

WTF ?!? ..That's more like it .

Here's a plethora of links ...mmmm boobies .

And for all you Poker fans out there, the best online poker out there. You don't need money to play, they will give you play money. Great practice before you go into the World Series of Poker!!!

Bob's Travelin Man Column

FALL TRAVEL MEANS BARGAINS:

This is the first installment of our new Travel Update section which will
appear periodically throughout the year as special and bargains popup.

The kids are back in school, the leaves are beginning to turn and the squirrels are stockpiling their nuts for a long cold winter! Well, Fall bargains make it easier to extend your summer for one more week.

How about airfare, hotel, transfers, AND all your food and DRINK for just $599.99 That's Right ! Riu Hotels is offering this outstanding fall bargain if you book before October 16th.

Spend your week in sunny and warm Cancun or Punta Cana (Dominican Republic) Shorter stays are also available and ON SALE. White sand beaches, aquamarine waters and fun in the sun activities await you.

For more information or to reserve your vacation today, call Bob at Quinnipiac Travel
(203) 376-5251

You can also shop all these vacations at Apple Vacations.

Rich's Monday Super Column

Well I have tons of stuff to fit in this week because I am on vacation next week and want to get everything out of the way .

First thing is we actually have a "Bob's Travelin Man Column" today and it will be right above mine today ....It is not exactly what I expected but it is his coukmn and he could do it anyway he wants .

The Contest Winner will be tommorow so be on the lookout for it .

Ok , let's do a little ....

Sad day today because Christopher Reeves passed away yesterday after suffering a Cardiac Arrest ...We grew up with this modern day Superman

I foresee major back problems in this girls future. Holycrap!

P Diddy fighting court order for $35,000 support payments... This from a guy who makes upwards of 50 million a year

360 pan of the Grand Canyon...pretty cool .

Biker gets $23,000 for loss of libido after bike accident, but says money not enough for 'red-blooded' male

'Back cutting', the new tattoo. If the sight of blood makes you queezy, don't watch this. 18+ due to graphic content

Britney formalizes marriage, splits with manager....what a trainwreck.

THIS IS AWESOME !!!....Japanese TV show of random chicks bitch slapping each other on the street.

Zoo builds elephant treadmill

The old Zork games, free to download. 'look at gazebo'

What in the name of all things holy is going on here...

Burglar with conscience left sorry notes at crime scenes

Dr. Phil's 14 traits of a serial killer. How many do you have?

Teenage gambler smashes own face and scars it for life in bit to claim compensation to pay $230 in gambling debts

Extreme 3D pavement art at its finest

Ok , Contest Winner Tommorow and Travel Column above .

Rich's Friday Blowout

Got my new tower yesterday and have been loading all my software in so that's the reason for no column yesterday .

There has been some rumblings in the forums about getting another moderator for the site while I am away but Im going to put that to rest right now ...We dont need anyone running this site while Im away or as some of you said , might DIE ! (BTW , thanks for that vote of confindence)

We will be fine , but thanks anyways .

Lasy day for the CONTEST PICTURE so get those entries in to FOWL444@AOL.COM

And away we go ....

Cher is planning to celebrate her 60th birthday - in the nude

Is 11 the new unlucky number? Click one of the two available links on the front page to begin your journey

Parched China figures out how to wash an entire car with 0.3 liter of water

Kids Visit Margaritaville - Hey I thought it was funny....

New York grannies come to blows over Bush stickers..it's getting serious !

Click TV intros - for all you 80's kids.

Man gets penis cancer after being stung by wasp...50 years ago

In case you wanted to know how much you have ejaculated in your life....so far........

Mayor to ban world sex championships, fuckin politics !

Some people just have the perfect name ..and this one fits like a good pair of shoes .

Venezuela politicians in parliament fistfight (pic included)

So that you can't get that cute girl in the Yuna costume out of your head? Find out how to get her in the sack here...

Howard Stern and SIRIUS Announce the Most Important Deal in Radio History...Did you know that Opie & Anthony are on XM radio but you have to pay an extra 1.99 a month for the show .

More competition for Gmail? This one offers 2000 megs + 15 meg attachments

Half Of Residents In Canadian Town Implicated In Sweeping Pot Raid

All hail brutally honest personals!..... "When I feel bad, it helps me to call you at work. Frequently. Rushing me off the phone will just make me cry and pester you with e-mails."

A new weapon coming on the market is not exactly the stuff of James Bond, but it's close. A Minnesota gun maker has a new twist on the idea of concealable weapons: a credit-card shotgun. The shotgun almost fits in your wallet.

Two hot young women posing in various positions... in mud.

Oklahoma recalls tourist brochures featuring cow manure tossing

It puts the glowstick on its...aaawwww.

The strange tale of Eva "Evita" Peron's corspe

If you're from (or familiar with) New York, this game will put your county guessing skills to the test

Kate Beckinsale allegedly forced to hide breast implants in movies due to contract

Make your own Candy G-String!.....This item in non-returnable

Mount St. Helens volcanic ashes could help find Bigfoot, researcher claims

Guinness and Football quiz game...ohh yah baby !

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Before I get into my tirade for the day , Dont forget to send your entries in for the CONTEST PICTURE this week .

Ok, Now I am the farthest thing from a NASCAR fan you are ever going to see but something is wrong with the people who run that sport and here's why ....Dale Earnheart Jr was interviewed yesterday about a race or something and accidentally slipped in the word SHIT by mistake on national TV . Now he didnt do it in a tirade or in a mad tone , he did it by accident and the people in NASCAR are in an uproar. They want to take points away from his standings and fine him money ..I mean Cmon already how god damn politically correct is this fucking country going to get before we just start resorting to using sign language as our primary language because every word is a bad word...Im sick of it already !

Ok , now that that's out of the way ....

Mel Brooks is working on a Spaceballs Sequel..." You went over my helmet ?"

Soccer teams in trouble for Mafia tribute

It's been a long time since I first saw Mark Osburne's "More." It's still amazing

Norwegian parliament removes Nixon paintings, called "shocking"

I think I feel a throat punch coming on

$900,000 worth of chocolate stolen..that's a sweet haul !

Elton John accuses Madonna of lip-synching and says those that do should be shot

Lock on, fire, and dodge shots. It kind of reminds me of that old wire-frame Star Wars game.

Gunman who shot at Siegfried & Roy wanted but not for a hate crime, police says

Funny, it doesn't look that hot outside in the pictures.

'Girls I Got' ....Wow, this guy is truely NOT my hero.

The Top 20 weirdest celebrity baby names

Panda-dogs are the new hotness. Is this for real?

Man who dropped bricks from high-rises whenever he was in good mood arrested

Sick of porn ? ...download a book .

Left or right? Choose!

Rich's Tuesday Contest results column

Well the verdict is in and we have a winner !
We have a winner in our first Picture Contest in a while but he failed to send in a column so we will just post the results and have no winner's column this week .

First off , here is the Contest Picture from last week, and the winner is ...

1st place went to JHAZY with the quote : Guinness... One can be good for you, two may get you teabagged by a necrophilliac and his gravediggin handmaiden wench.

2nd place went to Cortina1 with : See , I told you my dick wouldnt touch your nose !

And 3rd place went to Fast Cast with : Who'd have thought James Lipton preferred Tetley's teabags? The rest of the Actors' Studio just cares that theirs are brewed brisk

Thanks to all who sent in entries and try again this week ...Here is the new CONTEST PICTURE for this week and remember to send all entries to fowl444@aol.com

Ok , here we go .....

Libertarian Presidential Candidate Michael Badnarik addresses Slashdotter's questions. I know we all have different political opinions, but this is an interesting read regardless.

Say it isnt so ...The Simpsons to end

Free classes from MIT, cause learning is good!

Uhhhh ?.....1 in 4 Japanese men sit down to wizz

A Guide to Netiquette. Old, but still applicable.

Hermaphrodite fish found near chemical plants in Colorado .

Sketch-a-Move: Draw a straight line on top of the car, lift the pen and the car shoots off in a straight line. Draw a circle on the car and the car starts wildly spinning around. Draw a complicated squiggle and the car spirals in and out

Beautiful women clad in lingerie will do their best John Elway and Jerry Rice imitations in the newly-formed lingerie football league.

Ahhh, Polish Porn ....no really !

Se ya tommorow !

Rich's Monday Extravaganza

We had a winner in the Picture contest and Im just waiting for the column from the winner , If I dont get it by tonight Im just going to post the top 3 entries tommorow and put this week's picture up ...we will see ?

Does anyone own a fish tank ? I thought I would be a good dad and go out and buy a fish tank with all the stuff that goes with it and I have had it for 6 months and it is probably one of the biggest pain in the asses I have ever dealt with .Just keeping the PH right , the dirty water and changing it and so on . I am going to keep the upkeep for the sake of my kids but the moment my kids get sick of this thing , It's going in the trash !

Ok , here we go .....

Java junkies do suffer withdrawal, scientists say......It turns out that we really do need that morning coffee or afternoon soda.

Use the arrow keys to fly. Mmmm, pretty colors.

Cleveland Indians pitcher Kyle Denney won't complain about having to dress like a cheerleader again. The white go-go boots that went with the outfit might have prevented a bullet from seriously injuring his leg

Looks like Canadia has it's own version of "Girls Gone Wild" now. Check out the gallery

A Spy agency shadowed John Lennon during his political days .

Police logs, courtesy of the Arcata Eye..funny stuff !

A Home invasion was 'faked' to impress wife, BUT ......

A compilation of celebrity topless scenes from various movies. This could have saved a bunch of time I wasted watching Swordfish

Film bosses have delayed the opening of movie epic Alexander — because the hero played by Colin Farrell is too gay

If you're a fan of MUDs (or text-based gaming in general) you might find this "Hamlet" text game fun.

A couple crafty Prisoners sing their way to freedom

I got lots of love for Reflectoporn .

Are sunglasses a good place to hide an mp3 player? Even if it turns out to be a lame idea, I have to give +5 to Oakley for the bling grill.

U.S. offers download of new $50 bill

Old women found Live ET!....Ural mountains, village Kashtim

See ya tommorow with the new Contest Picture .

Rich's 7 in a row column

So that makes it the lucky number 7 .

7 what ?? .... 7 AL East titles in a row for the New York Yankees and since this is the lucky 7th year in a row they won it , this might be the year they break the 3 year itch of not winning a World Series , We will see ?

And this is the last day for Contest Entries for the Picture Contest so get those in by 6pm today .

Im going to bed to rest my weary head , good night !