Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

It's contest winner's day and we had a bunch of funny entries so it was hard narrowing it down to the top 3 but I did it .

Before I start , as I told you guys yesterday I am not doing "the winner writes his own column" thing because I think that turned alot of people off from sending in entries because they could never come up with a column if they did win . So from now on we are just going to post the top 3 every Tuesday .

First off , here was last week's Contest Picture

And the winner is ...MEANCARLENE with the quote "Strangely enough, all the members of the Goldstein / Schimmler wedding were at the "Black Castle" down the street.

Second place was DEATHSTICK with " Did ALL the invitations say White Castle instead of White Chapel on them?"

Third place went to Clintr2000 with "And in yet another attempt, The Reverend Al Sharpton will marry a couple at the White Castle in his quest to rid this country of racism"

Nice job by everyone

Here is next week's CONTEST PICTURE

Send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com... Good luck.

Let's get this started ....

A Brazilian city is hosting a beauty contest - for female prisoners. As well as physical beauty, inmates will be judged on their personalities and their poetry writing

Fly crash test dummy , Fly ..good game .

SENSATIONAL tapes in which Princess Diana claims Prince Charles only wanted sex with her every THREE WEEKS are to be aired on TV

The always spankable Jenna Jameson

A man was charged with stabbing two relatives who allegedly criticized his table manners during Thanksgiving dinner.

The motor from an old walkman makes a remarkably good power device for turning wheels. These people race what they make.

Afghanistan holds first golf tournament in 30 years..I'll bet every shot is a hole in one over there with all the mortar holes .

I just dont know what to say ....I got nothing ?

The world's first known piece of printed pornography, described as the "quintessence of debauchery," is expected to reach up to $65,040 when it is auctioned next month.

Bambi's secret life as a cage fighter..Oh no !

'Alexander' may be new 'Waterworld'

A minor league hockey player sitting in the stands of the WesBanco Arena has been suspended for dropping his pants at fans in the crowd

Did someone say Boobies ?

Cell phone saves man from bear attack

This holiday season, what are you going to get for the man who has everything? Get him a set of balls.

This is a really fun game, post your scores in the forums ......Play Golden Gate Water Baloon Drop!

Rich's Monday Extravaganza

I posted this late last week in the forums and thought I would share it with all of you who arent a member ( which is unreal but thats a whole nother story ) , I thought of bar people that annoy the shit out of me at the bar and thought I would share them with you , If you think of any others you can join the forums and add yours to them .

Here they are ...

Some people are "Bar People" and some people are not . What I mean by bar people is people who come into a bar , know how to order , know how to tip and set out to enjoy thier drinks .

Then there are some people who just go out on the big night every year and have no idea what is going on , what ettiquette they should excersize and I think I had every one of these kinds of people Wendsday night , here are the types of people I hate ...

Are you any of these people ? .....

1. The guy who yells for you every single time you walk by him and you are really busy , and finally when you get to him and asks him what he wants , he turns to his friends and says " So what do you guys want ? "

2. The guy who trys to get your attention by screaming " Hey Chief !"

3. The guy gets your attention after yelling for a couple minutes , asks if there are any specials that night , how much every single drink is and then takes exact change out for that drink ?

4. The guy who takes 15 minutes to get the money out of your wallet

5. The guy who orders drinks , and when you put them up he is turned around talking to his friends forgetting he has me waiting for him

6. The guy who you had a cool conversation with one night about sports because it was slow and you were just being nice but now he thinks you two are the best of friends and thinks it is ok to be 4 people deep and he starts screaming your first name for a drink ?

7. The group of girls who come up and order 6 different mixed shots at a time

8. The guy who hasa drink coming to him and thinks you owe him the world so he feels free enough to balance his pint glass on his shot glass because he feels it is his right because someone bought him a drink .

9. The Bitchy Martini drinkers

10. The guy who comes up 5 minutes after the lights are up and you look at him and he starts rambling off 10 drinks thinking you dont realize that the lights have been up for a while and we are not serving anymore

Can anyone think of any other really annoying bar people ?

Dont forget the Contest Winner will be announced tommorow . ( F.Y.I I have scrapped the making you do a column if you win , from now on Im just picking the winner and posting the top 3 each week )

Ok , here we go ....

Have you heard about this yet ?....The entertainment industry is exerting pressure in Congress with the hope of making it impossible to skip past previews and advertisements at the opening of DVDs.

Get your free PS2 while they last ..no shit !

This one is for the luckiest man in the FFF , Dave W. ...Heather Graham's deleted scene from the movie Boogie Nights.

Police accidentally emails child porn to 1800 schools

PETA starts a new campaign to end the suffering of fish. " 'No one would ever put a hook through a dog's or cat's mouth,' said Bruce Friedrich, PETA's director of vegan outreach. 'Once people start to understand that fish, although they come in different packaging, are just as intelligent, they'll stop eating them.'

Ali G gives 2004 Harvard University Commencement Speech. It's a transcript, but funny nonetheless

Thief beats man, repents and takes him to hospital, then changes mind

HOLY CHRIST ..I feel bad for all of you at work who cant click on this one ...unreal !

Charity refuses to return $2,250 man forgot in donated coat, says money is also a gift

The Screen Shot Archive, for your geeky, retro-gaming needs.

Son burns mother's body in back garden to avoid funeral costs

The mosaic doesn't look like much until you realize what it's made out of.

Sex or wanting it can cause some men headaches, scientists say..Aint this the truth ?

And Im going to end the day with this ( you can thank me in advance ) ..

The girls of Maxim... all of them.

Rich's Friday Stuff

Hello All , I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving yesterday but unfortunatley it's time to get back to work so you can afford all those Xmas gifts

I am off to see the Trans Siberian Orchestra at the Civic Center tonight , My wife's company has a skybox there so that is where we are perching ourselves for the night ..It should be a interesting time .

I couldnt believe how frigin busy we were Wednsday night , it was totally unreal but I learned a couple things about some people and i will put that togehter tommorow

Poor Jake, No more snake.

Ronald McDonald replaced with McHotness in Japan.

Girl becomes first human to survive rabies without vaccine

I know it's just Google trickery, but wow...

Authorities say a heart attack killed a grieving mother after she saw the body of her son, who died while serving in Iraq.

Tara Reid's sex scene from the movie "Body Shots."

For all you Hardcore fans , Babe Ruth's bat for sale

A Losers Guide To Being Single. (Not that anybody here is a single loser) and efinatley NOT Spunky !

Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

Girlfriend's lap pillow. Made by the same people who developed the Boyfriend's arm pillow

Britney Spears has stunned her army of fans by dropping a huge hint that she is expecting a baby.

Soccer fan who made monkey gestures aimed at black football player banned from attending any games for 5 years

If there is anything left in your soul , you wont open this link ...and If you did open it , enjoy the fuck out of it !

Indian charmers threaten to unleash snakes on parliament

Whack your boss, Soprano style!!!

Happy Thanksgiving

Rich's Night before Thanksgiving stuff

Well this is it , The busiest Bar night of the year and I am behind it rather that at it but I really dont mind at the end of the night when Im counting my tips $$$

Come on down and say hello tonight , I might be a little busy but I'll find time to chat .

Ok , lets do this ....

Head & Shoulders my good man .....Dandruff lands robber in jail

The Dream beauties 2005 calendar

Beyonce's dad dislikes boyfriend Jay-Z

DCer Flashgordon writes, 'Submitting this for 2 reasons.
1: The stories are actually pretty good.
2: I'm the kind of bastard who's willing to take flak for this.'

Here we go ...Man charged with flashing teen over the internet

Here's the Desperate Housewives promo from Monday Night Football that has every crybaby in the country writing nasty letters to ABC.

Mayor forced to ask bored housewives to stop inviting him round for sex

I think an army of wookies just exploded in my pants

Six bodies found in two internet group suicides in Japan

Learn how to play the keyboard virtually, including lessons on the themes from Super Mario Bros. and Zelda.

Stepdad charged with setting up camera in shower to prove stepson was having sex with teenage girlfriend

I used to eat a lot of cream cheese...

Sharon Stone becomes a minister, weds couple over weekend

I'm just gonna hang out by the DJ booth and study this girl's ... technique.

Hey Kids ...Santa chains himself to Buckingham palace

In other news The Daily Column begins recruiting for their official dance team.

I sense impending ownage for 'TimmyB 69'

New NY service offers men "wing women" to help them score in bars

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

First off , I would like send my thoughts and prayers to long time forum member Jambo and thier family on thier loss , We are all thinking of you in your time of grief .

Now , how can only DEATHSTICK respond to this weeks CONTEST PICTURE . It is the easiest picture to comment on yet

Come On people ..send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com

Ok , here we go ....

Anna Nicole blames 'Bad Eyes' For AMA antics, gets to keep her job for TrimSpa

Your fish wants to stretch its fins!

Having Superman as a role model makes people less inclined to help other people, researchers find

Profanity Adventures (Swearing in 8 bit Text adventure Games)

How great is this ? ...Kirstie Alley too fat to have sex

You have to read The Most obnoxious resume..EVER

Mysterious stench floats over Philly, perplexes officials

Girls of McDonald's ..Dah dah da da dah I'm lovin' it!

Thieves steal scantily clad garden gnomes from gnome peepshow...UMM....WHAT ?

Fred Bruenjes is the best airshow photographer I've ever seen

Dutch mayor wants to create "weed boulevard" for drug tourists

Crotchless pants the new rage for Japanese youths?

A woman's skeleton with a shiny set of teeth that survived after 9,000 years has been nicknamed Julia Roberts by archeologists

Someone saw The Virgin Mary in their grilled cheese sandwich and is selling it on eBay

Rich's Monday Super Column

I would 1st like to start off by saying " Im Sorry " for not showing up on Friday at Aunt Chilada's but I helped a friend move , got home and fell asleep . I know , I know it's a lame excuse but it's the truth .

Now onto the news of the weekend , The Fight . I personally thought it was great and loved every single minute of it . I turned on the Tv when I woke up on fridau night and caught it in it's entirety and thought I was dreaming because it was so cool . The fans were out of control , the players were totally out of control , hell even the Detroit police were out of control and that is why we love Sports ...Keep em coming boys !

I thonk we should do a CONTEST PICTURE this week , Gimmie your funniest quotes and the winner gets to do his or her's own column .
Please send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com

Ok , lets go ...

The Good , The bad and the ugly of Celebrity plastic surgery ...(click on the name on the right )

John Lennon voted No.1 music icon of all time

I really have to buy a boat .

Ahh , the post office . A Letter arrives 54 years later

Run around in a vest shooting terrorists. Some great animated stuff.

Cameron Diaz reportedly becoming a liability for Justin Timberlake

Live streaming video of a bar in Florida. Finally, a chance to see drunk veterans reminiscing the old days

Hooters of America and a rival restaurant chain began arguing in federal court over who has rights to the concept of using scantily clad women to sell food and beer....Ummm , what was that again ?

So Sad , yet so damn funny all in the same little ole link ....go figure ?

There is a Navy diver 'obsessed' with Sheryl Crow

Michelle Lavoie looks really familiar...

Say it aint so dammitt , No more reality TV for Ozzy

I've seen some impressive foosball videos, but this guy takes it to a whole new level.

Remember all of the hype surrounding DJ Danger Mouse? Neither did I until I recently saw "The Grey Video", which highlights one of his Beatles/Jay-Z mashups. The end result is pretty cool to look at.'

19-year-old woman commits suicide after reading "Suicide book" sold by Amazon.com

Ok , get those Contest Entries in for this week's Contest !

Rich's Friday Extravaganza

You wanna know what SUCKS ??? I got my Hatebreed tickets about a month ago not realizing it was the night before thanksgiving but now I have to work because we need fast bartenders on for the busiest night of the year ...that SUCKS !@!@!

I am hoping to see everyone down at Aunt Chilada's in hamden tonight for the DC fusion of all the forum members , I'll be there around 9:30ish .

Come down and say Hi !

Ok , and were on our way .....

The best band in the whole world , FLICKERSTICK , has a brand new website complete with forums, message board , and more ....check it out .

In other news , A Cleveland Anchor Appears Nude in TV Report

How do they come up with this crap? (pun intended)

'Like a 'Rolling Stone' named top rock song of all time

Clearly all I need is a little Faith.

What do Germans hate most about their jobs: smelly co-workers

We were born to run, and big bums are important in helping us do so, scientists say

Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh (yes, that van Gogh) was assassinated November 2, 2004, by a 26-year-old extremist Muslim of Dutch-Moroccan descent. The current theory is that he was killed for his critical look at the treatment of Muslim women. This is his movie.

Couple who tortured man for a month by forcing him to take baths in bleach go to jail

Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarburste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.

This is very cool , Visual news by priority and by the hour.

Baseball star stands by wife after blackmailer threatens to release video of her having threesome with R Kelly...NO, Im not telling you who it is ...read the story !

Motherload image dump. Naked girlies....

Holy craze! California based designer offers do-it-yourself grilled cheese Virgin Mary toast kit;blessing by Catholic priest included in offer

Ummm, When the dog finds it I think it's time to move it to a different drawer

Fishermen launch topless deep "see" fishing excursions ..what the hell took so long ?

In case you missed it, here's video of Anna Nicole Smith's drunken retard routine at the American Music Awards

And lastly ...Can you solve this riddle ??

Rich's Thursday Things

Tell me if Im the only one who finds this sick ??

My buddies on my softball team organize a " Turkey Kill" in thier backyard ever year and this thing grows bigger a bigger with each passing year . What they do is they buy about 30 live turkeys , let them go in thier backyard and run around and kill them . They do things like chop there heads off as they are running by , shoot them with crossbows ..all shit like that , but to thier defense you cant kill a turkey unless you gonna clean it and eat it for Thanksgiving , there motto is "No Waste" .

Now I tell them they are fucked up when they invite me but I might just go to actually see what it is they do this year , Ill be the guy letting the turkeys out the back door .

Ok , were off ....

Tom Hanks to star in The Da Vinci Code

Yeah... he's not getting any ass.

Food chain launches new burger with 1,400 calories and 107 grams of fat

This is totally awesome , check it out

Man, what a depressing existence

Susan Sarandon's Christmas movie "Noel" on self-destructing DVDs instead of in theatres; for $4.99 you have 48 hours to watch it before it self-destructs

For all you geeks , this guy could be your messiah !

FDA tells company to pull Viagra TV ads, says it doesn't warn the drug can give dangerous 4-hour erections..and the problem with a 4 hour erection is what?

Ever wondered what it looked like Through the eyes of a camera-man shooting porn.......wonder no more .

Takeru "The Tsunami" Kobayashi ate 69 Krystals in eight minutes to collect $10,000 and be crowned the first Krystal Square-Off World Hamburger Eating Champion.

The cowboy from the Village people is in the airforce?

A little something for all the demented DC furryphiles

Heavy computer use linked to glaucoma which can cause blindness...See , you go outside and play ball.

Pictures (17) of the recent Danish fireworks factory explosion

See Ya

Rich's Humpday Break Down

I just got home because my fucking truck broke down tonight and left me stranded in the cold for over an hour ...GRRRR !

Im not doing a column today but I just want you all to know that the next DC gathering will be this Friday at Aunt Chilada's in Hamden . Try to come down and meet all your favorite DC people ..Ill be there around 10ish .

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

This is soo funny : Maddox Rules !!

Five shitty movies that everyone loves.

Ever watch a blockbuster movie that blows so much that you feel like you have to scrape a layer of turd-shaped photons off the back of your retinas, yet everyone else in the universe can't wait to fellate the director of the big-budget shit festival you just watched? I know I'm not the only one who walked out of "Willow" thinking "too bad I don't know any midgets so I could remind them that the golden age of midgetry will soon pass and that I will always be taller." Just kidding, that was mean; there was no golden age of midgetry.

So here are five of the shittiest movies that everyone loves:

1. Top Gun
For those of you who don't remember, "Top Gun" was the movie about a bunch of guys who stand around high-fiving each other for about 90 minutes. The movie focuses on some loser named "Maverick" who penetrates deep into the coveted veil of the top gun academy of smug, sexually frustrated aviators. I know many of you reading this will probably think I'm exaggerating when I say this (since I exaggerate everything, except for my manliness which is enviable), but there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages.

Then as if the director didn't think all the high-fiving and shower scenes were suggestive enough, there was a gratuitous scene in which all the guys got oiled up and played volleyball. Every few minutes I half-expected to see Cruise and Kilmer lock lips to a ballad of "It's Raining Men:"

2. Braveheart
Synopsis: a portly Mel Gibson stumbles around in poorly choreographed battle scenes in which the camera men can't hold their cameras still long enough for you to realize the extras in the background are standing around with their dicks in their hands.

I'm sure if you're a fan of Braveheart you're probably saying "BUT RICH YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT OF THE MOVIE, WHO CARES ABOUT CAMERA WORK LOL?" Everyone always thinks the battle scenes in this movie were awesome; even people who didn't like the movie say "...but the battle scenes were done well." What the hell do you know about battle scenes? You're a team manager for an insurance company, go manage something. People watch Mel Gibson running around with his bitch tits for a few hours and they suddenly think they're experts on swordery (swordery is like sorcery with swords).

Why does every battle scene in the universe have to have a shaky cam? Just whose view point are we seeing this from anyway? Wow, the cam is shaky, I feel like I'm right in the battle, looking through the eyes of some idiot who can't fight, yet he still can't focus on an object for more than a few seconds. Hey assholes, here's an idea: how about the perspective of someone who got stabbed in the face? The camera would just sit there staring up at the blue sky as an occasional limb would come flying across, or someone would trip over his body. That would be tits.

3. The Karate Kid - I think no further comment is necessary

4. Sum of All Fears

During this movie the only thing on my mind was "holy shit, that son of a bitch has a huge nose." Seriously, I've seen cocks on horses smaller than the shoe horn on Morgan Freeman's face. It looks like someone slammed a potato in his face and he decided to keep it out of spite. I have no doubt he could smuggle four or five illegal immigrant families up his nostrils if he tried (assuming of course that the option to smother them wasn't available).

The plot of this movie is a classic Tom Clancy mind dump. His stories are so mundane and formulaic, you could teach them in algebra (the syllabus would read: Chapter 1 - how to FOIL binomials and terrorist plots, at which point you would drop trow and pinch off a loaf on the teacher's desk for being such a corny bitch). Anyone could string together a Tom Clancy plot

5. The Last Samuri

Imagine a movie about an honorable samurai clan filmed in New Zealand and starring an American. Am I the only person who sees a problem with this? Where do we draw the line? I mean, why not make a movie about Zulu warriors starring James Hong? Or a movie about US Marines starring drunken kung-fu master Simon Yuen?
If I had a chance to remake "The Last Samurai," it would star that chick who played Miranda on "Sex and the City," and the setting would change from ancient Japan to biblical Japan when it was submerged under water. The movie would mostly consist of her drowning. Oh man that would rule so hard. I love myself.

And onto the good stuff ....

A Man bites officer and his police dog

Oooo, every Trekkies dream come true.

After drugs and booze it's now cakes and cookies addiction for Elton John

Like Subservient Chicken, only with an attractive female bartender named Tammy

Dutch woman encounters world's most polite burglar

Deeeeeamn.. you just got knocked the F*ck out!

Want to see a middle-aged guy with a receding hairline and a paunch take off his clothes?..me neither .

"Many modern conflicts have been decided in city streets. Urban warfare favors defenders, and attacking forces must adopt special tactics."

Billy Harvey has one of the cooler band promotion sites I've ever seen. Make sure to browse through his songs.

Not being Jewish isn't stopping Madonna from making a list of the most powerful and influential Jews in America

This site is dedicated to Elin Grindemyr. A Swedish babe

David Beckham to buy wife Posh diamond-encrusted vibrator

Ok , see ya next time

RICH'S MONDAY SUPER COLUMN

Let me start out by saying I hate Drew Bledsoe ..I need 3 lousy points out of him to secure a victory last night against a team that gets lucky everytime he plays me and he gets -7 ...fucking terrible

Ok first off , the good people over at M90 have posted a couple nice pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Beyonce sitting by a pool in bikini's and I have them for you .

First the Lindsay pics #1 , #2 , #3 , #4

And now the Beyonce #1 , #2

Your welcome and here we go ....

Council in seek of "garbologist" teacher to teach students the value of garbage

The Dionaea House - Correspondence from Mark Condry...This can't be real. I'm leaning towards self or movie promotion, I could be wrong though

OHHH , THE HUMANITY ! ....Derailment spills 20,000 gallons of beer

Oh cool, it's the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy text adventure game with graphics!

A Newspaper publishes manual on how to make penis, boobs and copulating rabbits out of paper

Damn Paris ...puff,puff GIVE !

Wine company makes "Gay" wine called Pansy

New trailer for the Spongebob Squarepants movie coming on the 19th. Looks like a must see for any fan

Dating agency bans man for banging too many of the women it sets him up with

Im not even going to pretend I know what's going on ..just look

Daughter stabs mother 48 times after argument over under-cooked lamp chops

Mister Cartoon - Tattoo artist to the stars

Angelina Jolie reveals she's currently sleeping with two men......beautiful !

Apparently she was on Fear Factor last week. Some of you might find her hot.

Rich's Friday Wrap Up

Before I start my little thing here , I want apologize about yesterdays incoherent babbling of a column . I was actually falling asleep at my computer trying to put that together and I kept waking up and doing things I started 10 minutes earlier so if any of the links were wrong or any of the spelling was off , you know why . ( not that spelling errors are a big stretch for me anyways )

It's that time again , there's a chill in the air and you all know that means ....PENGUIN PLUNGE TIME !
Last year was great and we raised alot of money for the special olympics and I think with a little participation , we could surpass last years totals .

Now If you are brave enough to join me in the water , you can register right online HERE or if you dont have the balls to do it you can always just pledge a little something for the cause to me . Lasty years there were alot of you who were generous enough to help out the cause .

The reason Im putting this on here is the Special Olympics people have rewards & prizes at the event and one of them is " Best Group" and with the characters we have on here , we would walk with that one easily . So do your part and sign up , If you do shoot me an email and let me knoe your joining me and we will meet up earlier for some polish brandy and beer ...NNIICEE !

Ok , let's do this .....

Finally the French are getting it ....CHEMICAL castration of rapists and child sex offenders is to begin in France

I dont care what anyone says ...this is fucking awesome !

Australian man to hold seminar to teach people how to make suicide pill

Yay...a toy that will pee on the carpet for me. (Watch the video)

New fitness fad designed by Medical insurance company involves dusting and vacuuming..If this is true , I should look like Jack La Lanne by now ?

Arr mateys, get your homemade custom designed S&M cookies here.

Someone get the sniper rifle and end this please ...Liza Minnelli sues ex-bodyguard for suing her over alleged beatings

If you're feeling all nostalgic for the 80's, you can 1) attend a major sporting event, or 2) look at this picture

Sex workers celebrate Erotic Health Day (Nov. 13)

Even Legos need a place to worship

Im so random today ...How to create a mummy

Hugh Grant to quit acting ....how is paying for the hookers then ?

More Christina Aguilera than you can shake a boner at ! ( about 5000)

A Man was arrested for posing as mentally retarded so he could grope his two home nurses

This town is disturbed. But ever so funny!

Brits vote Beatles' 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' worst song ever

Famous grafitti artist - BANKSY. great site with some of his works, plus some articles on him.

Picture of Colonel sitting next to Queen with his private parts showing under kilt makes it around the world

Ok , have a great weekend .

Richs Thursday stuff

Arafat died tosay and it is going to be a civil was over , Im just hoping we are smart enoughyo keep ourselves out of it .

Here we go ...

This is alot of fun , see how many states you can place ?

EWWWWW . ...Vt. man devours 19 Lobsters in 35 minutes

Everything you ever wanted to know about being celibate...

An 11-year-old boy in central China took his mother to court for breaking a promise to buy him a computer if he did well at school

Taiwanese politician bitchslaps opponent

Crocodile farm to open next to chicken farm to dispose of unwanted chicken

I know it's intended for women, but this thing is pretty cool.

China to punish 97 officials for baby milk powder scandal

Take a ride on the Motorcycle rollercoaster

Mashed Potato Soda anyone ?

Im faLLING ASLEEP at my keyboard .

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

I was driving through New Haven the other day looking at all the cars going by me and I started to wonder ...What ever happened to BONDO ?? Remember back in the day when ever other car had Bondo
on it . I know almost everyone that I knew had some someplace on thier cars and it was kinda of a battle scar .

I even knew a bunch of guys that used to drive around with a dent puller and a tub of Bondo
looking for people with dents in thier cars and tell them that if they pull over for 5 minutes , they can fix thier cars ...and the funny thing is they made alot of money conning people like that .

So again , What ever happened to Bondo ?

BTW , The Picture Contest is gonna be back next week .

Here we go ...

Lola posted this in the forums .... 25-year-old from Georgia who was distraught over President Bush's re-election apparently killed himself at Ground Zero

This one's for Skittle ...Punch-Out anyone? Beating down King Hippo never gets old.

Jail frees inmate after wife faxes "official release" from McDonald's...Ya gotta love the southern folk !

Well this explains the sticky keys and all ?

A Man tries to rob bank under construction

Elk Mountain Resort, for all your anti-terrorism needs

Dream job advertised: man looking for men to spray-paint naked lapdancers with fake-tan

I'm sure this is much less distracting then talking on a cell phone....

Hong Kong residents running out of room to bury relatives dig up remains of strangers and replace them with those of their kin

Luba Hegre ironing her clothes naked..A single tear drop just rolled down my cheek .

More stupid ass criminals ...Thieves trying to open ATM with blow torch set machine and money on fire

Ok , tommorow is another day .

Rich's Monday Extravaganza

Isnt it funny that as soon as the election has passed , G.W cranks the war machine back up and sends the troops back into battle ??

Happy Belated birthday to Barfly who came in saturday to party with us at the Reef .

BTW , I bought my 4 year old daughter to see "The Incredibles" on friday night , I thought it was great but it really wasnt a kids movie at all . My daughter said she liked it but I could tell she didnt get alot of the jokes , It was definatley a adult movie but very funny and well put together .

Ok , we are going to have a column chock full of celebrity porn today ....

All you supposed big drinkers on the site , If you think you got what it takes ....move to china !

Tara Reid attended P Diddy party on Friday and had a classic moment where her boob completely fell out and I got 5 pics of it for you good people . The look on her face tells you either she was totally out of it or really didnt care at all ., here are the pics .... PIC 1, PIC 2 , PIC 3 , PIC 4 , PIC 5

For all you gamers , The Evolution of Mario .

Tommy Lee has made his penis one of the main stars of his forthcoming autobiography, Tommyland - and devotes the first chapter of the tome to an interview with his member.

Guide the ball to it's 'home'

Ok , You gotta look close but they are there and they are big and spectacular...HERE

TV viewers to watch corpse as it decays

Mass prank in a music store by a group of improvisers who like to cause scenes in public.

Read commentaries of Bush haters around the world

Painting of a guy's face that appears to change expressions and follow you with his eyes...This is very cool

Prosecutors dropped an aggravated battery charge against a professional wrestler accused of stabbing his opponent 14 times with a prop during a match.

A Heather Graham
siting for my buddy Dave .

A lively and very animated Richard Simmons on ABC's Who's Line is it Anyway? in a very...unique performance

LIL Kim is anything but LIL .

CNN Names Image Files For President Bush: Asshole.jpg; Moron.jpg

Ok , chew on that for today .

Rich's Friday happenings

Im just way too tired to bitch about anything or tell any stories , Just a couple things before I hit the sack .

You've all seen those pictures made up of lots of little pictures. Now you can make them youself with this cool little program

Vandals glued shut the doors to 25 betting shops in Australia on the eve of the country's biggest horse race

Everyone has had more sex than me as sung by a bunny. Prepare to have this song stuck in your head

Company memo asks employees not to have sex in office because it distracts security staff

The Graphic Piano is a multimedia instrument created in 1993 on CD-Rom and brought to the Net three years ago. Each letter on the keyboard sets off a sound and animation underneath the mouse cursor..

An Egyptian angry that he had no sons stabbed four of his daughters to death as they slept yesterday

THIS IS UNREAL ....Child to 911 dispatcher: 'My daddy killed me with a butcher knife'

Women who sleep with their gurus, and why they love it.

Donald Trump's head of hair gets top vote for worst red carpet haircolor

Do Next Door Nikki and Janet Jackson shop at the same store? (Hint: Last three pictures.)

Be your own sumo!

Reggae star who urges fans to shoot gays banned from entering Britain

Customize your George W. Bush!

Horny goat weed ignites passion in women

Milkmen: Fathers Who Breastfeed

I really dont even know what to say with this one ...I am utterly speechless !@!@

Rich's Thursday Things

Is anyone else's AOL fucked up lately ??

Mine seems to be running like crap and I cant figure out why , I downloaded spyware because i thought that may have been the problem and it is still freezing up on my ...It's so frustrating

Ok , lets try this ...

Darrrr.. she tricked me!

This might be the stupidest stunt ever. Self ownage at it's finest.

In Africa , the Middle East and the Far East . huh ?

Being called an 'asshole' by thousands of people must give you warm fuzzies

Tutorials for all of your favorite 3-D animation software, and then some

Pictures of every kind of drug courtesey of the DEA. Mmmmmmm, craaack.

I wonder if there's a bar on the way ?

Shakeskinning, must be the new cool thing, everyone in iceland is doing it

So much Ashlee Simpson ownage. I almost feel bad for her.

2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes aka, great costume ideas for your kids!

This game almost makes politics fun...

I did this 3 times already so im not going to push my luck and Im going to end it here .

Rich's Humpoday Happenings

Well as im writing this it's 5:37am and I just heard on the radio that Bush leads 254-252 in electoral votes but it looks like Ohio is going to become last year's Florida because of the absentee ballots and they say those are in favor of Kerry 2-1 ...a boy can only hope so because If they arent and Bush wins that state , I THINK we are in alot of trouble for the next 4 years .

Is it just me who thinks we should scrap this whole electoral vote and decide the presidency on the popular vote , Im mean thats the way it should have always been in the first place .

Lets get off politics because Im sure they are bgoing to be rammed down your throats for the next 2 weeks .....

Im having some trouble with my AOL today for some reason and it keeps freezing up on me so Im not posting asny links today , Ill be back tommorow

Rich's Election Day Column

Today's the most important day in voting history in recent times so get out and make some history of your own and vote ...Your Voice will be heard !

Here's a nice Autumn scene for you ....

Looking for a reason not to vote for George Bush today , here's 1500 of them .

Get the Truth about GW

Why all these Google searches for I hate George Bush?

"Mr. President, Plan of Attack by Bob Woodward states that you asked General Franks to start planning for Iraq just two months after 9/11. Your own Vice President told ABC News at the time that he thought Bin Laden was at Tora Bora. Can you explain this?"

People who hate John Kerry too ...Idiots !

Vietnam Vets are against John Kerry ..Well at least some of them are .

G.W is a great public speaker , here some still shots from the last debate ....

More than 113 000 people from 119 countries made their choice at www.globalvote2004.org, handing Kerry a crushing win with 77 percent of the vote, a spokesperson for the website said on Monday. But there was consolation for Bush from what many would see as an unlikely source: the majority of virtual votes submitted from Iraq went to the incumbent.

Learn the truth about the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan from those who served.

Or you can sit back , relax and watch Bush out TV .

Here is G.W's thoughts on Bin Laden ...

Make sure you get out and vote today , It's your god given right and you should excersise it freely !

Rich's Monday Super Column

It's a sad day for all you hardcore Sports Talk radio fans in CT because 1300 WAVZ in Hamden is going to be changing thier format and decided not to carry Fox Sports Radio anymore due to the fact that they are turning into a Liberal Political talk station . So this means we are subjected to listening to the Horrible WFAN all day , and how many Ny Met calls can a man sit through until he snaps ? !!!

I am calling the station today to express my disgust with the choice , and all of you should do the dame !

Here is a new CONTEST PICTURE
for this week and send all your entries to Fowl444@aol.com

Ok , lets get this started ...

Nintendo sues porn user for listing Zelda as an interest

Try hopping from electron to electron to reach the nucleus

For all you adventerous people , there is always online dating .

Man decapitates mother, walks with her head

Being drunk can be fun! ( some of us know that )

House worth $780,000 to be dismantled and rebuilt 15ft away after it was put in wrong place

Nice Funbags , dude !?

Mother of the year awards goes to .....A Montana woman is accused of letting her 18-month-old daughter smoke marijuana from a bong.

Look out because Bush can't even get support from his own family.

This guy really wanted to get married ....Groom weds after escaping blazing car

It's topobo.. looks like some sort of lego related servo with response memory.

Pilot accused of being six times over the alcohol limit while preparing to take-off with 170 passengers

Here's a Classic QVC ladder fall.

Update: Pitcairn Islanders, including mayor, jailed for sex abuse crimes, but receive leniency because island of less than 50 needs them to survive

Play the Virtual Keyboard

Everyone look for my Election column tommorow