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Friday, December 31, 2004
My Year in Review 2004
Hello everyone and welcome to the last day of 2004 and for most of you this means a time to reflect on the year's doings and laugh , cry or whatever it is you do . I am here to help you guys remember the year's high's and low's so without further babbling ..here we go ...
2004 was a very good one for The Daily Column in general . We more thjan doubled our membership from last year . The forums are better than ever , We got into our 1st Internet Battle with another website and held our own being it was our first one . We lost Peter somewhere along the way but I hope he makes his return in 2005 because I know I speak for all of you when I say we miss him and his great columns .
We had a couple new additions from Sirchief, Mr Crabapplemcnasty and a couple others . I had a subtraction in my car because I totaled it and broke my wife's leg in a horrible accident where the airbags saved us . We attempted to have 2 separate gatherings and both were scraped so we need to get that done in 2005 ...but all in all it was a good year in DC land.
Now let's move on to people we lost in 2004 ...
Tug McGraw 1/5/04 - Great pitcher back in the day and father of Country Star Tim McGraw .
Mary Ellis Bunim 1/20/04 - Creator of the Real World sensation and pioneer of reality TV
Captain Kangaroo 1/23/04 - The Captain & Mr Green Jeans made us laugh from 1955 to 1985 on CBS.
J J Jackson 3 /17/ 04 - One of the 1st MTV VJ's .
Pat Tillman 4 / 22/ 04 - NFL star gave up millions to fight for our country only to be killed by friendly fire ..what a shame.
Estee Lauder 4/ 24/ 04 - Controls the cosmetics buisness in the world today
Tony Randall 5/17/04 - One half of the Odd Couple
Ronald Reagan 6/5/04 - Former President won the Cold War and gave birth to the modern Republkican movement for smaller goverment .
Ray Charles 6/10/04 - Blind musical legend .
Marlon Brando 7/1/04 - Brando revolutionized American ?Cinema with Streetcar named desire, On the Waterfront and the Godfather.
Rick James 8/6/04 - The Superfreak has partied his last party.
Julia Child 8/13/04 - Credited with bringing French cuisine to America
Johnny Ramone 9/15/04 - intrical part of the Punk Rock Legends
Janet Leigh 10/03/04 - Can anyone ever forget the shower scene in Psycho ?
Rodney Dangerfield 10/05/04 - "I get no respect" became a 80's staple.
Christopher Reeve 10/10/04 - Once known as Superman , he became the nationsface for Spinal Cord Research .
Yassar Arafat 11/11/04 - Good Riddance
O.D.B 11/ 13 /04 - Founding member of the Wu Tang Clan was also the most contreversial.
Dimebag Darrell Abbott 12/08/04 - Founding member of Pantera was shot on stage by crazy fan .
Let's take a look at some of the Fad's in 2004 ...
Live Strong Bracelets - these frigin things were the hottest things around this year . You know when the arab marts make them up they are something special.
UGG Boots - I think they are ugly but they were all the nrave this year
The Kaballah String - This was another thing that was way out of control with Madonna, Britney , and Paris ( who had no idea why she was wearing it when asked) all sported them in 2004.
Von Dutch hats - If I see one more Von Dutch hat at the bar I am going to kill someone ...these things were everywhere ...Thanks Aston !@
Poncho's - Ponchos made a huge comeback in 2004 and I hope they make a quick exot too .
Vintage Tshirt's were in this year . Early shirts fronm the 70's and 80's were hot items this year too .
FAIR AND BALANCED?
BLAME IT ON VEGAS!
THE SECRET DAUGHTER
OH, SEE CAN YOU SAY?
ENEMIES: A LOVE STORY
SO SUE ME!
THE BREAST OF TIMES, THE WORST OF TIMES
The Sox finally beat the Yankees and went on to win a World Series , now many of you can die in peace.
Remember exit 26 on I91 on 3/25/04 when a crappy Toyota Corolla cut off a tanker carrying fuel and made the truck tip and it melted the highway
On April 5th the Uconn men defeated Georgia Tech to win the National Championship in basketball , The next night the women beat Tennesse to take the womens crown .It's the 1st time the same school has taken both in the same year .
Ahh Govenor Rowland getting caught in lie after lie .
And everythng else ..
4 storms in 6 weeks . Hurricane Charley hit Fla aug 13th , followed by Frnaces Sept 5th, Ivan Sept 16th and Jeanne Sept 26th .
Martha Stewart getting put in the slammer for her inside stock trading scandal ..how good is that ?
Another Wacko Jacko child molestation charge in 2004 . When is someone jujst going to put a bullet in his head ?
The Howard Dean Scream..that was classic.
Kobe Bryant getting aquitted of Rape after the girl said she attemped to get money for fake boobs and a koala ...why would I make that up ?
The Iraq War ...will it ever end ?
How bout some good and bad music of 2004 ..
I personally think that Jet - Get Born is the best disc of 2004 hands down but that's just me .there are a couple of other really good onnes ..
Kanye West - The College Dropout disc is great . The appeal is universal , the lyrics are cleverand relatable.
Green Day - American Idiot is a disc everyone should own because Green Day has really outdone themselves with us
U2 - How to dismantle a bomb should be the disc of the year.
Now some of the bad ...
Eminem - "Just lose it" back to the studio with the garbage fest of a song.
Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of me , I think Im going to be sick .....
HoobaStank - The Reason . What happened to this band , granted they have the worst band name ever ,that used to rock!
Avril Lavigne - My happy Ending .. I'll give her a happy ending all right , or she will give me one , either way ?
Bowling for Soup - 1985 ....Cute for cute's sake is always painful especially when it's a bunch of Generation Y dummy's rehearsing stuff theyve seen on VH1 .
Motley Crue - If I die tommorw ....Didnt your careers already die ?
Ok enough of that ....
We lost Friends , Sex in the City , Frasier and worst of all My Big Fat Obnoxious husband..damn you networks.
We gained IKEA and morons slept out to get into this furniture stores..Furniture stores people !
Dave Chappelle blew up in 2004 , the is the man !
We lost Beniffer , We gained a piece of shit white trash boy in Britney's life but who really cares ?
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Nothing from me today .
I am busy trying to put together the Year in Review and I was up late putting together furniture we bought from IKEA last night . They got the racket going at that place huh , you buy the furniture for good money and you get it home in a box as flat as a notebook and have to piece together your item ...and all of us clones are there buying the stuff ?
Plus I got home early this morning from work and decided to take my dog for a walk instead of looking for links and such ....see ya tommorow with my year in review .
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Rich's Humpday Happenings
I have been working like a dog to finish the " Daily Column Year in Review" Column and it is driving me nuts but it should be ready for Friday posting ..be looking out for it .
This is weather is frigin crazy , we go from 1 overnight last night to 45 tonight ..God Damn I hate New England !
Ok , let's have ..umm do a quickie ....
Political party says swimming pool's feng shui helped them win the elections
For all you gamers , Customize your console without actually doing any work.
Fox's 'Who's Your Daddy' raises fury, Fox urged to drop it
Mustard Gas Party: Photographic Essays
You can ring my bell - for $6,085
Badfish - The Story of a Punk !
This is Dr Phil's doing im sure ....Kids unruly, dad sells their gifts on ebay
Slow it down Mr Fast Fingers .
The French parliament yesterday definitively adopted legislation that could lead to year-long jail terms for anyone found guilty of insulting homosexuals or women...Fucking snatch licking Dykes !..oops , sorry about that ?!?@
Avocado Oil, Taco Grease Fuel Eco-Bus
Game : Classic penguin smashing fun.
Did Jesus look like this at age 12? (pic included)
The Museum: Another "escape" game, which everybody but me seems to love.
Ok , see you tommorow people !
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Rich's Tuesday Tidbits
Have you guys seen the footage of those Tsunami's over in Indonesia, That is frigin crazy !
Im not going to go on today because 1 forum member has a problem with my front page rants so Im going to be a good guy and give him the day off of it ..Just Today !
Ok , Let's do this ...
Govenor Jodi Rell has breast cancer and is seeking treatment for it today .
Where's the best singles scene in the big city? Barnes & Noble
What's wrong with this picture ...hmmmm let's see ?
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."......A generous amount of priceless Mike Tyson quotes
You cant be serious ??...Huge parachute designed to save crashing planes
Monday, December 27, 2004
Rich's Monday Xmas Hangover
I hope everyone had a great Xmas but dont get too comfortable because New Year's is right around the corner .
I have a little Xmas gripe but before I get into it I just want tell you that we had about 40 new members join over the weekend which is a nice surprise so I want to to say hello to all the girls over at Stop & Shop in Amity , We also had an airline pilot join up so we are getting " Up There "!
Ok , Now for all of you who have kids or niece's and nephew's you will know what I am bitching about but How about trying to get toys out of thier packages nowadays ??
I would have an easier time unlocking the button at the Pentagon and launching our Nukes than I would getting my daughter's Beach Bum Barbie out of the box in under 20 minutes !
But other than that it was a great Xmas !
Tommorow is Contest Picture day so be on the lookout for it and also My Year end review is coming on Thursday and I promise it wont dissapoint !
Ok , here we go ....
Jennifer Aniston spends $1,920 on sex toys and raunchy lingerie for hubby's birthday bash
A little late but still funny ...Everytime a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
The British navy has new rules: No nude girl posters and no bragging about sexual conquests
Go to Bird Technology and check out the tiny video cam mounted on a Golden Eagle.
"Artist" sells shark in tank of formaldehyde for $12million!!
Artist takes photos of peoples faces in different cities and morphs them together to make an averaged male/female face of people in that city.
Student fined $3,066 for hiding his salami
Now that is an awards show outfit.
Play with all the light sabers ever created in Star Wars
Why dude ..WHY ?? ..A 33-year-old Virginia man was in federal custody after airport screeners found a box-cutter blade glued into the sole of his shoe
If you've got $700 laying around, and you want a laser "pointer" that can burn holes in cups from across the room, and casts a visible beam until it hits a cloud, or you have a pet shark, this is for you
Saturday, December 25, 2004
Merry Christmas 2004
Have a very Merry Christmas from all of us here at the Daily Column
Friday, December 24, 2004
Rich's Xmas Eve Column
.'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
"Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Lets do some Xmas stuff ....
Take a look at Deck the House !
Seinfeld holiday 'Festivus' shares space with Florida Nativity
"The Top Ten Most Fascinating Urinals." I actually used the one at the Madonna Inn as a kid, and then worried I may have killed the goldfish. Yea, nevermind.
This guys collects trash and posts it on the internet everyday. And I thought I didn't get out enough.
What will you do with your 15 minutes of fame?
Everytime a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Thursday, December 23, 2004
Rich's Thursday Stuff
Sorry about yesterday but we had the Reef Christmas party tuesday night and I think you can figure out the rest from there on why there was no column yesterday .
I am really into Xmas mode now , I love this time of year and I can figure out how anyone doesnt like Xmas ?
Ok , no more talk .....
Baby polar bears are really cute. It's too bad they eventually grow up and eat you.
Indonesia closes down fake ecstasy factories after drug users' complaints
This is a raid waiting to happen ...Exclusively private Charlotte escort service providing unique Southern Hospitality and along the way a certain romantic magic happens! We present the most sought after NC escorts in the Southeast
Regardless of how you feel about Radiohead, this "video" is pretty great.
As holiday gift, retired farmer pays town's $25,000 utility bills
Car Plows Into Department Store, 7 People Injured (video included)
Photographs of signs enforcing racial discrimination from the 30's and 40's.
Men will do just about anything to get their plasma TVs
I think a certain someone took his Back to the Future obsession just a little too far. If you look long enough, his Michael J. Fox underoos will pop out.
Only in CT ...Holiday shoppers brawl over parking spot, end up getting arrested
Jessica Simpson makes a good Daisy Duke.
A Chinese man who handed back $4720 he found in the street has been divorced by his wife who told him he was an idiot.
Put down your AK and drop your bazooka. I have a weapon you can use this Hanukah...this is so lame , it's funny .
This is classic ...E-mail Subject Line: Check out this hot bitch!
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Rich's Tuesday Tidbits
I just got in from work and It's 4 degrees out ....4 !!!
I dont know I mentioned that I got XM Radio in my car on Friday and I have to tell you I absolutely love it . I paid the extra 1.99 a month to get the Opie & Anthony show and it definatly doesnt dissapoint . When commercial radio used to break for commercials , Xm stays on and you here all the funny shit that they talk about during the breaks . The Music stations are great and there are so many different kinds of music that you can never got sick of it . I highly recommend it to anyone who is having doubts about getting it .
Ok Contest Winners are in and here they are ...
Here was last week's contest picture
And the winner is Spotmeinhb with " Gerald loved his magic computer. When he looked at Lesbian porn, it made his willie grow bigger. Unfortunately, he didn't notice the immediate effects when he began enjoying a new Gay porn site "
2nd place went to GHupp with " after a tough night of truck driving,Richie is seen posting his column,& I must admit,he has a nice rack going.
And 3rd place went to Jakediddy with " If you cross your eyes he has a third boob."
Due to the holidays Im going to suspend the Contest for this week but we will be back next week with more good pics .
Ok AOL has been fucking up for a couple days now and it is starting to piss me off !
gay man who killed and ate lover says "he tasted like lamb"
Desktop wallpaper ideas that don't all contain tiny, transparent letters all over the place. I know there's other sites for this kind of thing(x100), but some of these are pretty great.
Eyelid-lifted and cheek-implanted beauty wins China's Miss Plastic Surgery title
Someone decided to use $1 bills for art, and it only kinda sucks.
Google is testing out search completion as part of its initiative to take over the world.
Scientists: Great White Sharks deadlier than before...and coming our way..READ THIS STORY
This is a fun game ...Search through the home and collect clues to help you find Jon
Ken's penis makes women crazy
Okay, so most of us learned a long time ago not to mess with the small Asian kids, but apparently that applies to rap as well
Solving overcrowing of London's jails: floating prison may be docked on Thames river
If you're Xmas shopping for an iPod, these guys have a pretty cool gift idea. It's kind of expensive, but that seems to be the way of the iPod and its ilk.
Monday, December 20, 2004
Rich's Depressed Monday
I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow , I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the SnowI Hate the Snow , I Hate the I Hate the Snow ,I Hate the Snow ...Ok do you get my point ?
Oh well I guess it had to happen sooner or later but the Shitty snow is upon us and I could do without it forever ! It is really just good for nothing and sucks !
Contest Winner tommorow so be on the lookout for it .
Let's Go ......
Spunky posted this in the forums a little while ago ...Does your car have a recall ...check it here .
British Palace guard sues Defense ministry for being raped with his own weapon outside Buckingham Palace
This fully interactive page allows you to draw your own 64x64, 16 grey-tone image and immediately hear the corresponding 64-voice polyphonic visual sound being synthesized on the fly
U.S soldier who killed teenage Iraqi soldier had sex with him before shooting him
I find the whole "chicks with weights" fetish impossible to jerk off to.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ......Hotel heiress Paris Hilton claims she's "too lazy" to have sex and would rather just kiss.....HAHAHAHAHAHA ~
Oy! These crocodiles can be real mean! Now I'm gunna jam my finger in his butthole and see what happens! C'mere crocky!
Pimp my Poon ....Xzibit pimps a girl's car, then pimps her to Playboy. X to the Z!
Jazz, funk, soul, and disco joints sampled in house, hip-hop, and others
Wrapping paper from hell, courtesy of the folks at T-Shirt Hell.
Apparently you can sell YuGiOh cards for like a grillion dollars on eBay. Who knew?
Tasty Fries, Inc. has developed a multi-patented vending machine that prepares, cooks and dispenses French Fries with the flavor, aroma and texture of freshly cut French Fries.
That's It , just not up for it today .
Friday, December 17, 2004
Rich's Friday Wrap Up
Believe it or not Im sick of ranting for the week . I figured that it is so close to Xmas and I really shouldnt be bitching so much and try to make my columns more positive so close to the Holidays so Im going to TRY and not bitch till Xmas ...ok?
Here come the links ......
The Mozilla Foundation placed their two-page ad promoting Firefox in today's edition of the New York Times. In years past, I've said some mean things on this site about browsers that try to compete with IE. It's nice to see that I was wrong. I've been 100% Firefox for over a year now, and can't imagine being without it. Here's a PDF of the ad, in case you haven't seen it.
A girl and her gun, destroying evil robots. How hard could it be?
Dumbass ...Man Dies After He Dared Friend to Shoot Him While Wearing Protective Vest
This is a new one to me. The centers of the "T" shaped pieces appear to be blue and yellow. However, they're actually both grey
US Plant to Make Clean Power from Turkey Droppings
It's a good thing Paul's face was there to keep the bike from hurting the wall. Careful, this one is kind of graphic
Okay, for those of you who complained that the last "place the state" game wasn't accurate enough, give this a try
Bordello Madam to sell sex meborabilia to help cats
Something deep inside of me just died ..AWWWWW
Millionaire conspiracy theorist thinks 9/11 was inside job, offers $100,000 for "truth"
You remember the most perfect ass we'd ever seen from a few days ago? I thought some of these were new, but apparently they're not. Either way, she deserves a second look.
Whoa! I kept waiting for the tentacle looking thing to violate some cute girl, but instead it just turned out to be pretty cool.
Nun fired after threatening 6th grader with "knuckle sandwich"
If you live in California, and have a need for ridiculously detailed traffic reports, this may be for you. In other news, the technology here is really cool from a geek perspective
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Rich's Thursday Things
Tell me If I am the only one who thinks this is a dumbass move by the State of Connecticut.
Anyone who travels in the morning knows what a mess the I-91 - I-95 southbound merger is in New Haven . And for those of who arent from this state it is 4 lanes that goes down to one then back to 3 in about a 1/4 mile strtch . Anyways I was bringing my wife to work yesterday morning because she works in New Haven and on my way home I usually jump on the highway and wait in the traffic , it is backed up but it usually moves quickly . But today was different because it was really backed up and moving slow for some reason , at first I thought maybe an accident but I didnt see any cops or tow trucks . So as I finally got to the merger to see what the hold up was , The stupid State of CT had 2 state troopers there checking everyone's emmission stickers and making some cars pull to the side of the road .....Ohh, and did I meantion that it was ON THE HIGHWAY DURING MORNING RUSH HOUR ???!@###
Needless to say I wanted to call the Department of Transportation and complain but I am way to lazy for that so I said screw it and drove on .
Ok , good entries yesterday for the CONTEST PICTURE . Send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com.
Florida family has baby born without a face - PLEASE DONATE (pics included)
Oh... wow, I approve. Frequently.
German pensioner duped by naked invitation
The Soundboard from the classic "you kick my dog" call.
Japanese men who want to rest their weary heads this Christmas season are finding comfort in the lap of a woman - made of foam
Urinal artwork ...why bother ?
A medical emergency near Cincinnati is so shocking you have to see it to believe it, WLWT-TV reported. Grace Radtke said she knew something was wrong, but had no idea it was a 66-pound tumor that was causing her pain. ( video included )
If you're looking to cast a nude model for your next porn film, these guys can help.
Teenager kills friend after refusing to get out of his dog's favorite chair
Could this be the best garage ever?
See ya tommorow !
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Rich's Humpday Happenings
Ok , Im going to start today off with a little rant about something that myself, Buffy & Barfly were debating about last saturday night ..Band Geeks .
Now when I was in high school , I was in the band ( I played the drums and was drumline captain) and I was the farthest thing from a geek in high school there was . I just had a talent and enjoyed playing music at the same time so I figured , the ridiculous uniforms aside during marching season, why not join the band and do what I liked ?
I don't get it. Why is it that anyone in the band is a geek, or nerd? It's just stereotyping and ignorant. I highly doubt that anyone who has the nerve to call someone in the band a nerd or geek has ever tried to play a musical instrument. Yes I was in the band, however this whole name calling thing hasn't happened to me, but a few of my friends quit on account they didn't want to be called names. If you are superficial enough to call someone who has enough talent to play a musical instrument and you haven't tried playing it then I suggest that you keep your mouth shut until you try it. I know that it looks easy from a person who is good at it but c'mon you know that everything is not as it appears.
Now Im not saying that the uniforms were retarded because they were , but those were just such a minute part of the band experience that I didnt even mind wearing them during football season ( which I only wore my senior year because I played football the other 3 and got hurt where I couldnt play anymore )
When you were in high school , did you have the opportunity to go to Hawaii, Cakifornia and march in the Disnyland parade down Main Street or go to Florida with your classmates ??...well I did and it was a good time .
Now Im not saying there arent some geeeky people in the band because of course there are , but they are geeky for a whole different reason that has nothing to do with the band
So in closing , Dont be so quick to judge someone just because of the different things they like because everyone is different !
End of Rant , onto the column ......
The Contest Picture for this week , keep those entries coming .
A Detailed explanations of Simpsons hidden messages.
U.S. Supreme allows church to serve hallucinogenic tea at its Christmas service
Bill O'Reilly gets tricked into reading and responding to a letter from "Jack Mehoffer" on the air
Gay gang of crack dealers called "Gay Mafia" jailed
Here's what you do ....Go Fast , Turn Left .
Buddhist monk disrobed after hiring girl to pose as rival monk's lover
I cant figure this out ? I dont know if this chick is real or just fasking it but she is naked and 18 ..which is cool ( Also read the "lucky guyz and unlucky guyz links about she blew ) ..very cool pics .
Butcher chops up mom-in-law, puts her parts in pies and curries
An experiment to convert the first 10,000 digits of pi into a musical sequence. Music/math geeks should love this.
USS Arizona Memorial Center Slowly Sinking
Original photographs of all your favorite 70's rock groups.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Contest Winner Day
It's Contest Winner day and I am going to do something a little different , We are going to have 2 separate contests because there were alot of very funny regular entries and there were a couple of entries that If you are not a MEMBER OF THE FORUMS then you wont find them funny but the people who paticipate in forums will find them very funny ... So we are going to do 2 separate contests .
Lets start off with last week's Contest Picture
1st is the Regular Picture Contest
1st place goes to JDhazy with "Microsoft's Spotlight on it's newest venture:The IPQCD - 'Internet Porn Quality Control Division Ensuring Top Notch Deviation and Erotica Globally."
2nd place went to Clintr2000 with "Damnit Kyle, this picture is for the Pocket Protector Society, wannabe's are not allowed. Scram you friggin nerd. "
3rd place went to Kendeboo with " Dorfman takes full advantage of the 'Bring Your Son to Work' day."
Very good this week
And now for the DC Forum member contest
1st place went to Gcap23 with "It seems that the fertility pills really paid off for the Jambo family"
2nd place went to Boogietrunks with " The first batch of the Spunky14u cloning experiment was hailed as a monumental success."
3rd place went to Ekuryluk with "C++ and PERL Programming Club - from left to right: FloridaBobcat, GHUPP, Jambo!!!, Mr. Fowler, SkittleBrau, Leandroc, Led Zeppelin, spunky14u (missing from picture: psachs)"
Honorable mention goes to Mikey C with " Isn't that a young Giles Humbert standing next to Mr. Nizwicki before heading out on the computer club's field trip to MIT? Wonder whatever happened to him… he had such promise? "
* Dont let Fast Cast hear you talking about his fearless leader like that ! *
Dont forget to send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com
Ok here we go with the column .....
If you are wondering where Vinnie Penn went in mornings , well KC101 fired him & Mary Scanlon Friday .
Mom , get out of here ..your embarrassing me !
Gov. James Douglas is doing some tidying up in his office and one thing he thinks can go is a table lamp that sometimes makes him red-faced.
Hey, this game is pretty fun. How did that happen?
P.Diddy receives humanitarian award
How well do you remember your 4th grade U.S. geography?
Married gay couples in Massachusetts rushing to courts to get divorced
In case you ever wanted a self-tuning guitar, now it can be yours. (w/video)
Wife of poisoned opposition leader says she tasted poison on his lips
How well do you know your pennies? (Please don't post the answer.)
Monday, December 13, 2004
Rich's Monda zzzzzzzzzzzzz
We went up to the Patriots game yesterday and I am exhausted . The whole day off drinking and eating took it's toll on my body and Im beat . But I do have a little gripe ....We got these "Standing Room Only" tickets online where you dont have a seat when you go in but you can stand pretty much anywhere there is a spot available . But this is a racket because what they dont tell you is that they sell like 10,000 SRO seats and there is literally people everywhere so it takes to the whole 1st quarter to find a spot that is less than 3 deep with people ....Dont buy the SRO at Foxboro , They Suck !
Ok Contest Winners tommorow and a brand new Contest Picture so be on the lookout for it !
Here we go ....
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Chinese government bans online soccer game
It's time to get my Christian boogie on with 'Dance Dance Resurrection'.
Masked teen with gun robs own sister at repair shop
Ohhh look'ee here. It's a sample of the FHM Championship of Women feature, and it looks damn sexy
Plane lands atop truck before crashing onto highway.....Truck driver completely unaware
GAME : Gather (click till your fingers bleed) your team of aliens and battle to the death
Here we go ...Spamsters jam inbox with prayer e-mails
And to think, I thought the Backstreet Boys got their name from something much more sinister
Survey:45% of women had sex in public and 98% are aching to do it again
Wet girlies , yummy .
What a great video ....Girl fight, girl fight!
Friday, December 10, 2004
Rich's Friday Stuff
Have you guys noticed that there are no good Modern Rock stations in Ct anymore, as a matter of fact , there are NO modern rock stations in Ct at all anymore . Our last hope was Radio104 but when that turned rap, It left us with shitty PLR who's set list you can set your watch to and WCCC who are more of hard to heavy metal .
Someone needs to start a petition to get us a modern rock station back .Read about the state of modern rock in The Rock & Roll Report
Ok , last day for entries for the Contest Picture . Send em all to Fowl444@aol.com
Ok , shall we ???..........
As you all might have heard already , Dime Bag Daryll Abbott of Pantera was shot on stage by a fan who blamed him for the Pantera breakup ....read the Pantera Website .
Yiddish with Dick and Jane. ....Schlep Jane, ... Schlep
Scientists: Left-handed people more likely to win fights and have more sex
If you are a fan of a really nice ass , this will knock you out of your seat.
"Sensual" the key word in your description of yourself that will get you the most responses on online dating
Photo blog site about the assualt on Fallujah. Some graphic photos
Wondering what all those processes running in the background of your computer are actually doing? A very handy resource, this is.
Thief on foot and on the run caught after stopping to wait for pedestrian light before crossing street
I assume by the URL this guy is Danny Way. This video is him doing a world record skateboard jump
Driving school shows students picture album of burnt and dismembered corspes to encourage save driving
Ladies..Are you Looking for a new way to keep the guys from staring at your boobies? well look no further
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Rich's Thursday Things
Well I got some shit for yesterday's Catch Up day Idea , It seems people think it was just a ploy to take a day off when I was truly trying to be a good guy ..oh well some people are just never happy ?
I never commented on the whole Steroids thing yet. My take on this is "Who Cares?" If a guy wants to take that stuff and ruin his body , I say go ahead your making millions and you wont be around to spend it . Also If I am paying $75 a ticket I dont want to see a guy hit a dribbler up the middle , I want to see balls being launched over the freeway ...and that's my take on it !
Ok , good stuff so far in the Picture Contest ...keep em comin .
Let's Go ....
The dead get to stand in Australian graveyard
Answering machine greeting messages from the 80's...I really should change mine to something a little funnier .
British doctors have found a way to help men with micro penises — by crafting a bigger manhood from the fella’s ARM..Ohh you know Spunky is clicking on this one !
Best advent calendar ever. Hopefully Christmas will still come even though I cheated and clicked them all.
A Christmas "immaculate contraception" campaign for a morning-after pill has been pulled by a drug company after causing religious offence
This is the X-48 Red Eagle. Its been under top secret development for many 11 years. This plane has the ability to not only reach a Mach 8 but also it can dive up to 500 feet underwater and take out submarines.
Before 80 other people say it... "SHOPPED, FAKE, PREMIERED...etc..."
A Virginia man admitted Monday to smearing 14 jars of petroleum jelly all over an upstate New York motel room
It's Luba again, this time she's supporting African wildlife, specifically the zebras.
John Lennon thought he was visited by aliens while in bed with Yoko Ono..Im am dying laughing over here ...HELP !
College photographer of the year award winners. Some good stuff here
Rare signed nude Marilyn Monroe photo up for grabs
Free Virtual Wingman Hits On Dates So You Don't Have To
Local H covering the song "Toxic" by Britney..Local H Rocks !
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Rich's Catch Up Day
I know sometimes I get a little long in my postings and most of you are at work and cant get to everything and miss out on some funny stuff so I am giving you guys a catch up day today to go back and look at everything you missed this week so far , you can thank me later
Ok , see you all tommorow .
Monday, December 06, 2004
Contest Winner's Day
It's contest winner day and we had alot of very funny ones this week from the 30+ we got in . It was a hard decision but I have narrowed it down to these 3 ...
Here is last week's contest picture
The Winner : JetEngineMech with "Target group for Rod Stewart and Elton John kissing at the VMA"
Second place : SBagnoli with " all of new york celebrated the red sox victory."
Third place : Amadalinski with "Anyone seen a contact lense?" "Oh, there it is under the pepperoni!"
Thanks to everyone who sent in entries this week , they were all great
Let's see If you can get your name in the top 3 this week ....here is this week's CONTEST PICTURE.
Good Luck and send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com
Ok , I got a riddle for you ...What is nbhdjggsdqklgdsfjdmqielgqfsqfmqdsldmfqsfqssfdbvnlklfvnoze ?
Ok , let's do this .....
Yale students pulled off the prank of the century ..Im so proud of our boys .
Carmelo Anthony is a dumbass , he should have stayed in school .
Road Rage flashcards, just what every good DCer needs!
Japan arrests teacher for urging parents not to stand up for national anthem
Some dark humor with unique artwork that some of you may enjoy
How Ironic ?...Hunter shoots self in ass while taking a piss
Move your mouse through the maze without pulling your hair out
Gallery unveils Christmas tree that can receive text messages
McRorie the one man band, LIVE!!
Doctors take 40 years to diagnose broken ankle
You like the show " Viva La Bam" , Well here is the Bam Margera sex video .
Ok , See Ya .
Rich's Monday Extravaganza
Well we had a good time yesterday , It's was guys day out to shop with no women in site . We went to Buckland Hills mall and had a really good time just hanging , breaking balls and of course hitting the bars watching football when I should have been shopping for my wife . At least I bought myself some nice stuff .
All in All it was a fun day cause we never get to do that anymore since everyone got married and kids , so to cut losse and have some fun was worth the day . I highly recommend it to all the married DC men .
CONTEST WINNERS TOMMOROW along with new contest picture so be on the lookout for that .
Mom of the Year ??? Hockey mom takes off bra, shakes boobs at opposing team at 11-year-old son's game
Ahhh Nancy...what a body.
An Indiana coffin company hopes to make a killing off a new trend: Carrying a deceased loved one around your neck.
This is fucking soooooo funny .....Children's books renamed . The Giver Tree is just wrong .
Man's letters to female neighbor: "Music too loud. Elvis is dead, you will soon be as well
Karaoke club to offer silent porn film viewing to clubgoers who are urged to provide the grunt-and-groan soundtracks
Somehow I pulled off my drunken front handstand a few weeks back. Unfortunately for this guy, his stupid human trick doesn't go so well.
Celibate Buddhist monk caught buying sex from prostitute
If you're in NYC, it seems you can wax off while enjoying Karate Kid, the musical.
A 30-hour, 12-minute basketball game played at a Nebraska high school in August is officially the world's longest
It's like the classic Helicopter game, only Japanisized!
Jacko's Neverland raided by police
Friday, December 03, 2004
Rich's Friday Pissing Contest
Im going to probably say a few things some of you might not like , so If you disagree with me that is fine . You can always come into the forums and debate me on this issue because I have no problem doing that as any longtime forum member will tell you .
I think it is an outrage that someone so filled with hate towards everyone except people of his own race was picked to represent the African American people as thier winner of this award.
You see my thoughts are that African Americans think that they have carte blanche when it comes to anything to do with race . They think they can say anything , wear anything , do anything ( case in point) and no one has the right to say a word to them today because their people were treated so poorly in the past ..well they are wrong . If we are going to try to achieve racial equailty on this earth , we dont need Farrakhan leading the Black brigade down the street with his messages of how the white man is the devil !
Giving this award to him would be like the white people giving David Duke such an award at the Grammy's or something ...It's just idiotic in the real world.
I think it is a disgrace to the Source awards ( along with the constant stabbings and fist fights that happen every year) and they should issue an apology to all the country for such a travesty .
I welcome all view points on this issue .
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Rich's Thursday Stuff
Still more entries for the contest came in yesterday , even Dougie sent one in and he never does so I know it must have been a good idea to get rid of the prize . But we can always have more so keep them comin , here's the CONTEST PICTURE for the week .
Send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com
I really dont have anything to bitch about today ( which is a rarity) , so let's just have some fun and have some laughs ...ok ?
Oh, BTW how did everyone do on the Golden Gate Balloon drop game(such a fun game from Monday's Column) , I'll start a forum and let me know ?
Ok, Let's Rock !.......
PETA posts video on website showing Kosher slaughterhouse ripping animals' guts while alive..PETA is hardcore !
The uncut video to Closer, by NIN.
Paris Hilton to make raunchy, unauthorized stop at South Park
The world's first 2.5 gigapixel photo. Be sure to click on it and use the "zoomify" feature
DUMBASSES .....Video Busts Firefighter, Dispatcher Partying On Job, Snorting Cocaine
... like... boobies and booty. Rows of hos for me... And... and... and TWINS!
Mother in coma for more than seven months gives birth to baby girl
If you hate it when your car breaks down and you think the tow truck driver is screwing you on the price to bring your car home ...this is for you .
According to Jimmy Chew, I'm dumb and a loser. Are you dumb DCer's ?
Geese employed in prisons to prevent inmate escapes
How It Works...The Computer, published in 1971. The entire book scanned and posted
Keep Dreaming bimbo ...Maria wants constitutional amendment for Arnie to be president
For all those questions you can't ask in polite company. Example: How do obese men and women clean their backside after having a bowel movement?
An unnamed Zimbabwean politician has been trying to win women's votes by handing out free lingerie
Funniest porn clip of the week. I apologize in advance for posting this, but I couldn't help myself.......poooooot!
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Rich's Humpday Happenings
God , it is so hard always being right but when I said we would get alot more entries and interest in the picture contest if I took out the " Do your own Column" prize I didnt expect what I got , What I got was 25 entries on the 1st day and I have a feeling that is just the beginning . I guess just your name up in print is good enough for you guys ...go figure ?
Here is the CONTEST PICTURE for the week , keep those entries coming to Fowl444@aol.com .
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Or you can email him HERE
Good Luck Jeff and Thanks for being a loyal reader
An attempt to standardize rules for "Calling shotgun."
You know, this game really captures what I figured was going on in the minds of "furries" all along. Now, if Sierra had made Leisure Suit Larry anything like this (with normal characters), I may have whacked myself into dust as a child.
The new Band Aid record has become the year’s fastest selling single after just one day. Do They Know It’s Christmas has sold more than the rest of the Top 30 combined.
So all the admins go out drinking together and nothing gets posted for a day? So sad! Anyway, the Segway strikes back. Bam! Fourth wheel.
Man who reshaped other man's skull to serve only 15 months(photo included)
Mmmm, the Miss World contestants. How cute that they included an "interview" button.
The University of Notre Dame fired football coach Tyrone Willingham after he failed to revive one of college football's most storied programs
Images to be printed on cigarette packs in EU...Ewwww !
Man Blames Ruined Business On Unwanted Faxes
Scholar-specific search. Mmmmmm. Infoporn.
Did you know that Pig pleasuring is OK for TV
Another hot chick strips for her boyfriend, and of course it shows up on the net in all its goodness
Hackers find cell phones next weak link to exploit Virus converts each icon into a death's head
This Dude refuses to drink anything but Pepsi Holiday Spice for 45 days. He is Experiencing health problems already
This Mobile player offers to stop you from calling your ex after drinking all night .
Ok , get out to those stores and shop .
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