My Monday Super Column

Welcome back my friends , This week is going to be all about the positive . I have been ranting a bit too much lately and Im going to try and post some fun stories and such this week .

Let's start off with this week's Contest Photo...Send all your entries to Fowl444@aol.com

The photo contest has been slipping the past couple weeks so let's see If we can get a good response for this one . This always happens with the contest , I do it for a while and everyone starts to get sick of it so I get rid of it and when I bring it back it is a huge success for a couple week's ...It's a vicious cycle.

I got a great "Aww Damn " story but Im going to save it for tommorow , It is really a good one.

I also went to see GWAR at Toad's last night and If you dont know anything about GWAR I really couldnt even explain it to you ..let's just put it this way ,They have very elaborate costumes and the show had everything from Paris Hilton giving herself oral sex to her severed lower half of her body to Osama Bin Laden getting his arms ripped off and fake blood splurting all over the audience to blood cannons ..It is the sickest show on the planet ...hands down and the Rippin music is just the topper . There will be pics soon .

Here we go ....

Micheal Ross isnt going to die today either , Im going to clip this fucker myself soon !

It's been a Super Bowl tradition for almost two decades -- at the end of the NFL championship, someone on the winning team gets to shout, "I'm going to Disney World!" for a TV commercial. Not this Year

Monkeys will pay to get to ogle at female monkeys' asses...or photos of them

Saw blades as "art."

This is pretty interesting ..This guy takes a camera, snaps pictures of random people on the street and then asks them what they were thinking about just before he took their picture ....check it out .

Will N.Y. report cards have reading, writing...and weight?

Ever buy a pair of shoes and not wear them , well this kid has taken that to a whole new level .

A misplaced decimal point gave drivers a surprisingly good deal on gas, and even inspired some threats of violence at a west Omaha filling station

Hack A Day: Enough hardware hacks and projects to keep you busy forever.

Controversial professor calls 9/11 victims 'Nazis'

Ford has unveiled the most hideous concept SUV ever.

Does your ugly couch have what it takes to be named the ugliest in the world?

REM has agreed to headline music festival – naked

Tired Today

Man am I exhausted today ....

I'm thinking if you bitchslap a cop's gun away after he shoots you twice, the cop should get charged.

The Gateway to Astronaut Photography of Earth.

and you thought you were a serious gamer ....think again !

Rolls Royce has put together a pretty cool presentation on the anatomy of a jet engine, and how they work

Lord of the Rings fan dies from electrocution while imitating Gollum

For serious? A 16 acre, domed, self-contained tropical island vacation resort... in Germany?

Where do you go to watch teen sex, elderly sex, gay and oral sex? The Sundance Film Festival, ofcourse!

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?

Notorious Italian 'Unabomber' uses child's chocolate egg to hide explosive, targets children

The Beastles: Beastie Boys vs. The Beatles.

California high schools and malls prime locations for pimps to find girls willing to become hookers

The Web Gallery of Art: A virtual museum and searchable database of European painting and sculpture from 12th to mid-19th centuries

Man finds way to escape eviction: kill the new owner

What's wrong with this photo? (Doo bee dooooo.)

Make your own candy heart message for Valentines day! Ahh, c'mon, it's cute

Rich's Thursday things

I have a favor to ask you guys ..If you are going to buy a new car , PLEASE dont ever buy a car from Barbarino Pontiac/ Nissan in Wallingford Ever !

We went out 2 days ago to buy a car because as you all remember I totaled my wife's about 4 months ago in a bad accident. Well we started out at Barbarino because this is where I bought my car from and we had a great experience the last time , well that was last time .

We get there and are looking at a 2005 Nissan Quest with a bunch of options for 25K. We go inside which is death because you know you are going to be in there for hours to talk with our salesman . Right away the CLOSER ( the slick talker who is above the salesman) comes over and tells my wife " here are the keys . take the car home and think about it " . I was like " There is no way that you are leaving here with this car and we havent even worked out a price yet or anything" So I started to deal and I must have asked what the van is gonna cost me and what are the finance charges ..ect,ect 10 times during the conversation and I could not get a straight answer out of anyone . Now I have to pick my daughter up because we have been there for 2 hours now so I tell the guy I have to leave to get my daughter but If he could work the numbers and call me with them before I come back up ..Fine he says .

That night and yesterday morning I get no cal so I decide to call him . He asks me where I want to be so I tell him Im going to put 7 000 down and I want to finace no more than 20K and I want my payment to be about 400 , no higher and I want to know this before I come all the way up there because If this is something he cant do there is no sense in continuing..He says it is no problem he will get us where we need to be .

So me & the wife get there , take the van for a second test drive and sit down to make the deal . Immeadiatly the Slick talker comes over and starts the paperwork without even discussing anything . I ask him what the price is and this is the exchnage..

Me : So whats the price and the payments ?

Him : The amount financed is 24000 and the payments are 590 a month

Me : I told you on the phone what I wanted and you told me you could get me where I needed to be

Him : I didnt tell you that , your salesman told you that .

Me: Well what's the breakdown because that doesnt seem right considering Im giving you 7000 dollars and the car is only 24000 to begin with , how am I financing 24000 still ?

Him : The car is 28000

Me : The sticker says 24000

Him : Ill check ( he leaves and comes back and says) Ok , your right the sticker is 24000 but there is 7000 in tax title and registration fees so we are back where we belong

Me : Deanna , get your purse..I got up and walked right out !

They went up 4000 in one day then tried to tell me that my payments on a 24000 with 7000 down were going to be 600 a month and the Tax Title and Registration was an additional 7000...Take a shit Barbarino .

So please dont ever give this shithole your buisness because they are crooks !

Ok with that said ....

Construction workers unintentionally put on strip show for neighbors, TV crews and newspapers

How far can you make your drunk guy walk? .. I got 55 meters , It is a fun game.

FUCK BUSH bumper stickers are all the " Rage" these days.

Paintball, from the folks at Tea Games.

S.African town considers opening new courts for illegal circumcisions

Wow, some of you guys really hate Nickelback.

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria's kinky sex games ....How fucking great is this article ?

You wanna take a ride in the ROFLcopter?

Rolling Stone magazine has reversed itself and agreed to accept an advertisement for a new translation of the Bible.

JoJo Mayer appears to have played the drums a few times.

Finally, technology has improved the way we eat popcorn

Hogs are pretty cool, until they reach 1100lbs. and eat people for snacks.

The Contest Winner's Column

Here we are , It's Contest Winner's Day and this week we had a couple good ones ...so without further wait , here are the winners .

Here is last weeks picture

And the winner is ....

Starter 005 with " After all the long hours and hard work Dan put in at his
new job, it was finally starting to pay off. With the extra money from his
big promotion Dan purchased himself the new Tempur-Penis Bed with Mammary
Foam. "

Second went to JetEngineMech with " Lorena Bobbit redecorates the bedroom/trophy room "

And 3rd went to CSoldi with " Ya, But where's the TV ? "

Nice Job by all this week . I am going to take a week off from this cause it seems to be lacking the interest it had the 1st coupld weeks , maybe it was just the pic but Im going to rest this for a week to make sure....Look for it next week.

Here we go ....

Can a Munchkin be seen committing suicide in The Wizard of Oz?

Man tests notorious satanist's bed before it is exorcised

Jewel is an attractive young lady, to say the least !

God's boot camps aim to make warriors out of nice Christian guys

Sherlock Holmes crime scene game. For those of you who are barflies like me, your Megatouch Photo Hunt skills will come in handy on this one!

Students and interns performing gynecological exams on unconscious patients without consent

Teen Beat photos of Bill Gates. Pure Gold.

Paris Hilton in bid to discover which of her friends are leaking details to the press

Ok , not all Star Wars toys are junk ..The Universe is MINE !

Michael Jackson was hit by phone sex allegation by key witness

Even though Wikipedia is run by a bunch of assholes , this entry listing all the songs deemed inappropriate after Sept. 11 should fuel your disdain for Clear Channel. ( How about songs from Rage Against the Machine - ALL !)

Ok , till tommorow !

Rich's Digging Out Column

Wow , What a storm we had this weekend . For all you who dont live in CT , We got walloped with about 2ft of snow and it came down in about 18 hours .

I have taken the advice of Mytaint and gave in . I always come on here and complain how much I hate winter and the snow but after reading his post yesterday I agreed with him and said "Fuck It , Im not gonna let this snow get me down " . I tried to make the most out of my day yesterday with snow filled activities . My neighbor came over after I was done shoveling yesterday and said he had a couple snowmobiles and asked me If I wanted to take them out for a spin and we had a blast rolling down Ocean Ave in the middle of the day . I went Sled Riding with the kids , which was freezing due to the wind, but for those of you who havent gone sledriding since you were a kid I highly recommend going again because I had alot of fun.

So thank you Mytaint for making me make the switch and breathe a little easier when the snow comes .(now all we need you do is to start posting more here and less at the other site)

Picture Contest results tommorow so be on the lookout for those .

Let's get busy ....

Johnny Carson, dead at age 79

"For every 2 inches up there, you should get another $50,000 on your salary."

SWM, old, fat, balding, many disgusting habits seeks SWF with money. Send pictures of your house, car, RV. This could be your lucky day.

Huh ??...Professor to study why women flashed breasts at hockey fans

What do you get when you combine nude models with a medical fetish? Well... this.

When scuffling sisters brought their family squabble into the Assemblies of Jesus Church, the preacher says the devil came, too

Jambo begged me not to post his pics on the front page but I refused because I am there for my readers !

An Israeli who taught his pet parrot the name of his mistress now faces divorce - after the bird kept squawking it to his wife

Extreme origami, complete with instructions on how to create each critter.

Sex addict doctor loses licence after posting sex photos of hooker giving him oral on Net

Im taking bets ....Grenade vs. Washing Machine.

Reno man castrates self to lower libido

Flatuphobia - a new fear for a new millennium

Very Cool ..Street skating videos recorded with a Palm Zire.

Something for the Snowed In

If all this snow is getting you down , I have the perfect link to keep things in order ...

CLICK HERE .

Sit back and Enjoy.

Rich's Friday Rants !

Hello everyone , I hope you are all enjoying the nice clean roasd becasue come Saturday Night we are gonna get pounded with a foot of snow . The next time I talk to you will be Monday and I hope Im talking about how the storm missed us and how the weathermen are asses but I doubt it !

Ok I havent popped off in a while so I got 2 rants today ...

1st off is the Inauguration yesterday. Now I realize that the president needs to be sworn into office in a ceremony ...fine , But do we really need a parade and a big party afterwards during wartime that costed upwards of 60 million dollars when it was all said and done . If you watched the footage of the parade on TV it was a fucking joke . It looked like a military manuever rather than a parade with all the security surrounding every aspect of the parade .Now I understand they need security but dont have the thing at all for Christ's Sake .

The "Real" people that were there couldnt even get close enough to see the damn parade because off the 35 ft tall fences surrounding the streets . The cars in the cavalcade looked like tanks . I was watching NBC and they said they would have loved to hear the U of Texas marching band play but they couldnt get close enough to pick up the sound ...what a fucking joke !

My point is If it is so involved to even have this parade just to make yourself feel liked in the public's eye , is it worth the 60 million it costed to put it on considering out troops still dont have the body armour they need while fighting your pointless war everyday . Or how about putting that money into a fund for the troops family who have been struggling to keep their heads above water while fighting for nothing . I think G.W showed his true colors today and everyone should open up your eyes and take notice to who you voted into office .

Ok , Rant #2 ...

What is the big issue with the Micheal Ross case ?? He wants to die , we want him dead ...why dont we just kill him tommorow and be done with him already ?

You have these anti death penalty people who make me want to let Micheal Ross go to their houses and kill their mother's and then have them come back to me and let me hear the views after that . His victims had no rights when they were brutally killed by this monster and he should have to surrender his . If I were Govenor ( god help all of you ) , I would move up the execution to today without telling anyone , Fry this fucker and let the protesters revel in that shit ...Fuck Micheal Ross , I hope his eyes pop out of his head during the frying and the jailhouse cat eats them ! ( sorry but this makes me furious !!@#)

Ok , lets get busy ....

Amber Frey ...Naked ! (your welcome)

"It wasn't me, it was my other personality, Fuji, that did it"

Is this for real? Every game for NES, Sega, and Gameboy playable online via Java
I'd drive it. Just give me some chrome rims instead of the hot pink.

This is sick , but some of you freaks may find it hot !

Michael Moore's Bodyguard Busted With Gun At Airport

$373 million cruise ship refuses to start, leaves passengers hanging

Another gay in The Simpsons? (pic included)

You too can be the drummer of Weezer

Obese ballet dancers all the rage in Cuba

If you're just dying to own something that was used in a movie, these guys are dying to take your money.

Good Luck with the snow this weekend ..Talk to you all Monday !

Rich's Thursday Things

Well It was day 2 of my virus and it was brutal yesterday . I spent most of the day in the bathroom for obvious reasons and fluid coming out of every opening of your body is not to much fun ...but this morning I feel a little better so hopefully it is over , we will see ?

I have a rant about the Death Penalty in CT but Im going to wait until tommorow so I can get all the facts straight ...Imagine that , Me doing some research instead of just popping off at the mouth .

Ok , Let's Go ....

Yes , I did sleep with G.W Bush , OK!

Sperm race.....New German reality show looks for man with fastest sperm

What the fuck is this ..somebody call the Power Rangers quick !

Holy Shit ! ....Driver commits suicide by tying rope around neck and light post and decapitating self

Create your own minty-fresh mp3 player in an Altoids can

Ozzy Osbourne hit by insomnia

"Rubber boy" seems to be appropriately named.

Heterosexual politician to marry man to promote same sex marriage

So, you wanna search my crotch?

A hallucinogenic drug popular in the 1960s could help scientists find a medical treatment for alcoholism

Im pimpin myself out a few bucks , so what ?

If you can't make it to Detroit for the International Auto Show, check out some of the cars here.

You remember the terrible, graphic basejump video from a few weeks back? Here's the full, high-quality version. It's just as disturbing as before, so you've been warned. For those of you wondering about the guy's fate, we also obtained this:

"1 houre till they got me to the hospital.fractured my back,nose,shoulder.ellbow and foot.at least nicely spread all over my body!! blood all from my nose and i was wearing knee ellbow and head protection(OFF COURSE).And nope not giving up base,I was totally aware off all the risks so show goes on.Hopefully not with more chapters like this one!!"

Rich's Humpday Happenings

HOLY " freezing my balls off overnight" CHRIST !

It is frigin freezing outside , it is just inhumane for anyone to have to work outside in weather like this . And dont forget to bring in those outside pets for a couple days unless you want a scruffy popsicle .

Also there is something going around lately . My wife works in a nursing home and 35 residents are throwing up and have constant diarhea for 3 days and now ...we have it . This thing has turned me & my son into the Play Doh fun factory of shit and puke ....not good at all .

Ok , keep those entries coming , lots of new blood this week for some reason ( maybe the new people just like big wooden penis's ?)

Hey , DC Faithful Joe Cip needs your help , here is his email to me ... " The StackcatS (New England’s favorite party band) are in need of a keyboard player!! Thought you guys might be able to help. We are all loyal readers of TDC and would love to have someone who is the type to read your column in our band. We are an eclectic band playing 5 decades of music from 50’s to now. We practice in Southington, we play at least two weekends a month in central and southern CT. Come check out our song list at www.stackcats.com"

Good Luck Joe !

Here we go ...

Google releases photo organizing software

Will future tire technology include the lack of air? Michelin seems to think so.

Richard Hatch, the first winner of CBS' "Survivor," has been charged with failing to report his $1 million reality TV windfall to the Internal Revenue Service

Planes, Trains and Plantains.

Computer worm exploits tsunami to spread virus

Learn how to build a working reproduction of the 1964 prototype for the Block I Apollo Guidance Computer..GEEK !

Women's magazine offers tips to female terrorists before blowing themselves up

How good is your concentration?

Thailand to show executions live on the net..It's about fucking time .

Check out Life in a microcosmic world.

Farrah Fawcett's plastic surgery gone wrong

Samuel L. Jackson dies in his next huge film - but he does it in a really cool way.

Ok , I got to hit the bathroom ...QUICK !

Rich's Tuesday Contest Winner

Well it's Contest Winner day and we have a couple funny ones this week ...First off here is last week's contest picture

And the winner is ....

Leandroc76 with " Headline: From Blueberry's to Blueballs -After 20 years, Violet
Beauregarde still didn't learn her lesson from the infamous incident at
Wonka's Chocolate Factory. The elephant however, is now taking Viagra

2nd place went to Mean Carlene with " Sadly, after leaving Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, the only work Violet Beauregarde could get was that of a fluff girl on the much anticipated Barnyard Antics PartIV."

3rd place went to Mofoe with " "Now, this is the color that I wanted for the drapes!"

Thanks to all who sent in entries , try again this week . Here is the new CONTEST PICTURE

Send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com

Did anyone watch the Golden Globes ? Now I usually dont watch these mindless shows but this one is different because instead having a normal seating they have round tables set up with about 8 people a table . These tables got booze, food and god knows what else on them and as the winner's are trying to make their speeches , the other people at the tables are boozing , talking about the person on stage and going on about everything else except the show ..It is great . Also if you got to watch , Joan Rivers got totally loaded and was bumbling her words at the end of the show . I personally think it was because the skin on her face was so tight that she couldnt get her mouth open but my wife said she was drunk ...ok enough of that .

Here we go ....

I think it was DC forum member Sparky who posted this ...Always guard your banana .

An Arkansas sheriff's deputy was fired after his wife posed nude next to his patrol car

Apple just released some interesting new products, including (gasp) an affordable computer called the "Mini," and a smaller iPod called the "shuffle." Yes, PC users, we know you think you're great, but lets see if we can get through one post where you STFU about it.

Colin Farrell sued for stalking sex chat line worker

Being naked on the beach sure does seem like a good way to capture unwanted sand.

Restaurant used same utensils to cook food and meth

The human (memetic) virus scanner.

The federal government is receiving reports of "suspicious activity" around buildings where presidential inaugural events and a parade are scheduled to occur Jan. 20 in Washington

The encyclopedia of symbols, and what they mean

Mother kills 12-year old child for having sex by forcing her to drink bleach and sitting on her

Free Internet screen cleaner.

And you think we got problems with Iraq ?...Syrian prostitutes in war with Iraqi prostitutes

This is cool ...30mm Gattling Gun vs. Brick Wall.

Rich's Monday Void

Sorry guys , I got 2 meetings this morning and need to get a little rest ...Tomorrow is Contest Winners day along with a new pic and a new rant .

I want to say hello to Lisa & the hubby who came in Saturday night to the Reef to say hello . Ohh and thanks for ordering the FROZEN toasted almond at 1am ....haha

Ok , Till tomorrow !

Rich's Weekend Stuff

Welcome to this rainy weekend , Make the best of it because it isnt going to be this warm in January again .

I had a great time last night working a private party upstairs at the Reef. Usually I work downstairs but these people requested me and I couldnyt say no and Im glad I didnt because it was alot of fun and most importantly ..Alot more money !

Ok , this is the last day for the Contest Picture ...get those entries in today !

Here we go ...

If you haven't heard by now, Microsoft has released free anti-spyware software that works great

Pa. Man Has Pig Roast in His Basement, Gets Himself and 13 Others Poisoned

The Roots Manuva Ventriloshiznit Machine: Sort of like magnetic poetry that you can hear.

Teens arrested for dropping eggs on school from plane

Interesting (or not) things overheard by random people in New York.

Man hangs on to his stolen car at 80mph

It seems Kirsten Dunst is having trouble on the beach as well.

South Korea's Samsung Electronics says it has developed the world's first mobile phone with motion recognition capabilities. The SCH-S310 phone allows users to dial by waving the phone to write numbers in the air instead of pressing a keypad

A group of men are in the middle of a Kayak race when out of nowhere a killer whale jumps out of the water and lands on top of one of the kayakers. ( this is fake but entertaining )

Woman gets accupuncture to rid herself of facial acne, ends up with smaller breasts

I can see Skittle & Mytaint crying as we speak ..Awwwww .

First picture of plant outside our solar system

The definitive collection of pictures from our favorite webcam girl.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

All I have to say today is Red Sox Backup first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz is my new favorite player in baseball and I hate the Red Sox ...Go Figure ?

This is why , It couldnt happen to a better bunch of ball players than the Boston Red Sox .

This guy has huge gorilla balls for this and deserves a new contract and a pat on the back for standing up for his rights ( Im actually just kidding , I think it is shitty what this guy is doing but by this far in the article all the Sox fans should be plenty pissed by now) ..Good For Him .!

Keep those Contest Entries coming , only 1 more day left.

Microsoft warned Windows users on Tuesday of two new "critical"-rated security flaws in its software that could allow attackers to take control of a computer and delete or copy information.

My question is how do I go about getting this patch ??.. Do I call Microsoft ?

This is weird and cool all at the same time , I need a bigger fucling monitor !

Madonna and husband chant mystic spells to cleanse Chernobyl..I think I just shat myself from laughing so hard ?!?@?#

Teagames' latest masterpiece, Chuck.

Don King sues ESPN for...$2.5 billion

Identify the movie from a picture where the faces and hands have been removed

Dont get into an accident in this town ....City Considers Charging To Rescue Injured From Car Crashes

Apparently, this is the hottest girl alive.

One of Saddam Hussein's loos is the star exhibit in the world's only known toilet seat museum.

Snow from S. Texas. Whoopdedoo?

Granny mistakes superglue for eye drops, ends up in hospital

Death and Taxes: A visual look at where your tax dollars go.

"Desperate Housewive" Nicolette Sheridan tops worst-dressed list

You too could build your very own Mech, but maybe you should learn to build a web page first.

Wanna go for a walk ? ....Tigers found wondering on N.C rural road

So stttuuuupppiiiddd ! ...Anti-bullying wristband scheme backfires

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

Well As I promised , My casino rant.

Me & the wife went to the casino Saturday night for her birthday , we got a room and did the whole 9 yards. My wife is not a big gambler because she doesnt understand how to bet on most of the game's but she is a quick learner and did good that night . My game is Blackjack and it's pretty much all I play while Im gambling but I had to start out at the Slots with my wife because it was her day and I had to be a good boy for a while so we started playing slots .....and let me tell you that it is as interesting as shaving your grandmother's back on a saturday night. I mean just sitting there like a clone pushing that " play max" button is mindless nevermind boring as hell .

So finally I persuaded her over to the Blackjack tables and gave her a quick lesson on when to bet and when not to bet and we were off , we had a pretty good table because there was another couple sitting there and we got along with them very well and it's important when you have a fun table . So a couple more people came and went but the 4 of us stayed consistantly and I was up about 400 in an hour , the wife was up about 100 so everything was going good . The other couple we met has dinner reservations so they have to leave and in their spot sits ....THAT GUY . You the guy who thinks he has the right to tell everyone how to play their own hand and does this before you even get a chance to decide what you are gonna do . So right off the bat I am getting annoyed because he is doing this to my wife while I am helping her but the new Rich doesnt want to get angry and tell this guy to Fuck Off so I dont say anything at first . But now about 20 mins of this jackass being at the table it is getting worse and everyone at our table cant stand him so I tell him in my nicest voice to play his own hand and dont worry about anyone else's and he didnt like that very much because he starts saying If some people cant play quick enough they should get up and let other people sit blah,blah,blah ....THAT WAS IT , I stood up and told him If he didnt mind his own buisness that I was going to shove his chips up his ass , he finished that hand and got up and left to the relief of everyone else at the table ...I cant figure out why he left ?

In closing , play your own game because sure in Blackjack other people can ruin your hand but this was not the case this time , this guy just wanted to run everyone's hand .

I tried , I really tried to be good .

Ok , the picture contest is going good ...keep them coming .

Since we see so many videos glorifying base jumping, I guess it's okay to post one that shows what happens when things go wrong. This one is pretty graphic. Turn up your speakers to get the full experience.

13-year-old gets perfect score on SAT

Yahoo's video search, with safesearch disabled, is sure to bring a whacking or two.

Red Wine May Reduce Prostate Cancer Risk

Old cigarette commercials from the days before they were banned.

Network To Develop Movie About Scott Peterson Based On Ex-Lover's Book

I'm pretty sure getting owned in a pillowfight is a ticket to eternal virginity.

Ashlee Simpson gets booed at the Orange Bowl, and offers the only moment of entertainment for this poor, thoroughly beaten Sooner fan.

Web site will post photos recovered from 9/11 ruins

The first 100 .com domains, in order.

Julia Roberts Buys Land From Donald Rumsfeld

Sorry, Andy, I think your princess is in another castle.

It's like art, but made with butts! Perhaps it's time to upgrade my walls.

and finally , build your own Batcycle.

Rich's Monday Contest Winner Day

What's Up everyone , I hope everbody had a great weekend because me & the wife had a great time at Foxwoods and I will tell you all about it along with a nice casino rant for you but today is all about the Picture Contest .

I picked the winner(s) a little different this week because there were a couple that were pretty much the same but very funny so I made them all winners ....

Here is last week's contest picture

And the Winner's are :

Jambo with " Luckily when her computer crashed, the airbags deployed! "

And

MWilliams1967 with " Falling asleep at her keyboard Marcie's airbag deployed instantly."

And

JFesler with " The School has finally integrated air bags into the drivers ed simulation. "

And

Thor13 with “Luckily for Lucille, her airbags deployed just before she face-planted into the keyboard.”

And

Deathstick with "This could have been a catastrope, but luckilly as she passed out the airbags deployed and she was saved"

And

SkiCT with "Microsoft's new air bag system goes off whenever the computer crashes"

Second place went to Entropyhappens with "Just hours after falling for the 'e-gynocological exam' internet hoax (and exhausted from cleaning her screen), Janet naively dozed off while awaiting the results of her 'e-mammogram'."

And third place went to MoFoe with " Nothing beats an afternoon nip...er ... nap. "

Nice Job by all

Ok , Here is this week's CONTEST PICTURE and dont forget to send all entries to FOWL444@aol.com

Let's Do Somethin ....

Mark your calendars - the Ozzy Osbourne clan will be back Jan. 17 with the final season of their reality show

Not sure how the light saber in the first pic fits into all this, but it is kinda cool

Australian terrorist alleges torture by U.S in Egypt while Australian official stood and watched;Australia denies witnessing torture

Make the stickman your bitch!

Pop Star's SUV bursts in flames when exhaust ignites mattress

Brian Berg - Cardstacker.....This isn't your father's house of cards.

Britney Spears wants to groom hubby into a hip-hop star

A history of all programming languages, since the beginning...This is jibberish to me but some of you Geeks may understand it ?!

ACLU wins once again: County Removes Emblems After Decals Fail To Hide Crosses

Get drunk...dial the number...leave a message and immortalize yourself. This has the potential to be amusing.

Big Boob lovers UNITE !

Rich's Weekend away

It's the wife's birthday on Saturday and we got a sitter for the night and headed to Foxwoods for the night , we got a room and have reservations at the steakhouse ....I am going to live it up for that night .

There are a couple of very good arguments going on in the forums , make sure you go in and check them out even if you dont respond because there are many good points being made by both sides on alot of different issues .

Ok , here we go ...

Sooooo many shapes and sizes ( the best one is 4th from the left )

Oprah Hires Troops for Sri Lanka Search of Show Regular

Iron Chef, the game. Catch the food and avoid the burning blackened mass.

N.J Grandmothers Strip For Charity Calendar

Hardware Hacking: Taking advantage of technology.

Four-year-old's nursery song top of the pops in Germany

Photographs from the Arkansas State Prison, 1915-1937.

WTF, is that a litter box? On a side note, it's pretty funny how the comments are in another language, and it's still easy to follow along

Oliver Stone blames US invasion of Iraq...for Alexander's bad performance at box office

TV Cream picks their top 100 toys of all time. I started to twitch, since there were so many things on there I wanted as a kid, but never got.

Boston street gang linked to al-Qaeda ..fucking good for nothing Beantown !

This is a deep wrongness.

Marry Your Baby Daddy Day attempts to seduce unwed parents into wedlock

Top 10 New Year's Sex Resolutions

60% of S.Africans talk to their cars to improve their performance

Some photos of your favorite rock stars as kids.

John Lennon letter asking for reinstatement of health coverage on sale for $25,000

Flame Warriors. Which one are you?

Ashlee Simpson was booed off the stage at the Orange Bowl ..watch it here .

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND !

Rich's Snowed In Column

No school for the kiddie's today so that means Daddy is going to go nuts . The only good thing about this storm is that it will be gone by Sunday because of the rain on friday and 51 degrees on Sat.

Just a shortie today , lots to do .....

Primitive tribe shoots arrows at Tsunami aid flight

In today's example of people who will buy anything, we have the Elvis water cup, used during a performance in 1977

Mass. parents win first baby contest , again

Watch Nova's "The Elegant Universe" online. Each hour-long episode is divided into eight chapters

When the deadly tsunami struck Sri Lanka's coast late last month, hotel owner Elfriede Wang was left with a heavyweight task -- how to move her elephant

Sorry about all the Tsunami stuff but Im just amazed by it !!!

Satellite before and after shots of the recent tsunami. I'm in total disbelief of the destruction

Mom of Micheal Jackson's Accuser Used Sob Story for Scam

Repent homosexuals, we now know your secret handshake!

Gallup: Avg. American owns 1.7 guns; 1 in 3 women a gun owner

Is this the ending to Clerks we never saw?

Britney Spears to quit music to become forensic scientists after watching CSI

Most of today's submissions are to sites hosting videos of recent disasters followed by webmasters crying and asking for donations to pay the unexpected bandwidth bills. Even CNN is reporting that none of the websites can keep up with the demand. Go learn about Coral cache, it's designed for just this sort of thing.

My Catch Up Day

For all of you who dont know , I am opening a restaurant in Amity with the owner of the Reef and we are in the process of renovating it so I am meeting with Contractor's today and tommorow so I have to get up early and be there so no column from me today .

I am expecting to meet with a couple Contractor's to get the best price so If anyone knows a good one let me know . There is not a ton of work to be done , just enough where we would rather have a professional do it rather than try it ourselves .

Keep the Contest Entries coming too ...See Ya Tommorow !

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

Im a very proud of myself today and I'll tell you why . I have made 2 New Year's resolutions this year , the 1st one to get back in shape which I started last night and the 2nd was to control my rage issue .

For all of you that dont know me good , I have a very bad Rage issue when provoked or annoyed . I am a very nice guy when you meet me but If you do something I dont like I lose control and my Rage takes over . This also applys to driving which is where my Rage really takes over and it is a very serious problem .

So last night , I picked Daveyboy up at his house to go to the gym and he lives on a one way street , so as we come up to the light at the end of his street there is a car turning down the street so I motion to him that it is a one way . It is a young punk kid that immediatly starts mouthing off to me about me not being an asshole and so on . Now If this kid caught me last week with that attitude I wouldnt have said a word to him , I would have just got out of my car and pounded him into dust but the new Rich just told the young punk to have a nice day and rolled my window up and drove away ...IT KILLED ME INSIDE but in hind sight I felt better about it . The way I figure it , Im 34 with 2 kids and dont need to be fist fighting 6 times a year .

So say hello to the new Rich .

Ok , the Contest Picture had good response in the 1st day ...keep those entries coming .

Let's do it ....

The CIA Wants a Few Good Doctors to Spy

Girls night out? Damn, I knew they were up to something!

BBQ owner, city divided over pig mural

A whole bunch of adventures for you to waste your day with.

Boston tries to crack-down the rule of "you shovel a parking space and it's yours"

"The Greatest Story Ever Told"....From a thread on the SomethingAwful forums about "worst roomate ever" stories

Elvis hairdo voted most iconic hairstyle

Tips for broadband users on how to speed up Firefox (and remove the annoying concurrent download limit).

Star Jones ranked top bridezilla of 2004

It's a shame beat boxing with a harmonica never really caught on.

94-year-old lottery winner will have to collect winnings over 20-year period

An interesting animation showing the movement of the recent tsunamis

Department store starts selling anti-abduction schoolbags

No nonsense approach to drugs by BBC.

Rich's Monday Super Column

I hope everyone had a great New Year's , This was the 1st one where I stayed home and did nothing but I actually found it quite a nice relaxing change for once . I guess age is catching up with me ?

I put alot of work into my Year End in Review so If you didnt read it , scroll down and take a look at it .

Ok , we are at it again in 2005 with the CONTEST PICTURE . Get all entries into Fowl444@aol.com and good luck.

Ok , here we go ...

Lottery winner's family find out about millions at winner's funeral

One of the many Tsunami pictures sites you are going to come across in the next couple weeks .

Want a free gym membership? All you have to do is eat burgers and fries

Say it with me ....DUMBASS !

What more fitting prize for a plumber than a free trip to the most famous bowl of them all. If Brandon Ayres emerges as "America's Sexiest Plumber, he'll win a trip for two to Super Bowl XXXIX in Jacksonville, Fla

Russian prison tattoos and their meanings.

Bush most mentioned person in...Norway

The Top Twenty Nude Scenes of 2004.

Mike Tyson takes girlfriend to Denny's for Christmas Day lunch

Freakin' sweet quotes from Napoleon Dynamite!

A 105-year-old Bosnian granny, has been treated by a doctor for the first time in her life

Play God and Shake the Snow Globe