The Daily Column Photo Challenge * ALL NEW*

Ok folks, as promised here is the new DC Contest .

This is the All New Daily Column photo challenge, This is how it works :

First off your going to need a digital camera for this one.

I want you to take a picture of something with the words " THE DAILY COLUMN " somewhere written or spelled out in it . It could be anything such as a flag on top of the Eiffel Tower, Spelled out in urine , on someone's boobs (hint,hint) ..pretty much anything you can think of is fair game .

You will send these photo's to me at Fowl444@aol.com and as I get them I will post them in the next days column for everyone to see .
* Note : please send these in Jpeg form and not inserted in the email *

This contest will last 2 weeks from today and it will end March 13th . At the end of the Contest I will start a thread in the forums and post all the pictures I recieve for this contest in there , then YOU will vote for the winner . The voting will last 1 buisness week ( 5 days) so If you are not a member of the forums and want to vote for a friend make sure you sign up so you can help a buddy out .

At the end of the rainbow is a $50.00 cash prize that will be donated by me to the winner . For mailing purposes It will probably be a cashier's check but none the less it's still 50 bucks.

Contest Rules :

1. No photoshopped pictures , If I think it is photoshopped I will not consider it as an entry, so please dont try that .

2. Only 2 entries per person so take a couple different shots and pick the best two . I will only take the 1st 2 you send me so please dont send me a 3rd and say take one out for me .

3. there is only 1 vote per person

4. Winner must supply their address to me If you want to get paid so be prepared for that.

5. Voting will only be done through the forums , so no emailed votes to me will be accepted...join the forums today If you are planning on voting for this contest to get it out of the way.

6. Have Fun !

Godd Luck , Im looking forward to a bunch of funny ass pictures.

Rich's Friday Rant

Ok We get it , It's New England ...It supposed to snow ....Great , NOW CUT THE SHIT CAUSE IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING SNOW !

sorry

This is something that bothered me for a very long time. Yesterday, I saw the new/old/retro 2005 Ford Mustang GT and this gave me the rest. Aren't we sick of the retro look? For over a year now, car companies, clothing brands, distillers, food brands, detergents.... everyone is lost in their past.
Everything has to look like in the good old days, use retro looks or packaging or whatever. Ah, music is a good example, too. Labels cry because nobody buys records, but I do not want to pay for a techno re-make of an 80s hit.
Is our generation unable of inventing new designs? Why are we so backwards orientated? Because the economy is doing bad and we miss the days? Up-keeping the tradition?

Tell me what you think.
Did you buy a car that lookes like your dad's first car? Do you buy stuff in those fancy, old-looking metal-boxes because, well, it's a fancy, old-looking metal box? I'm over it.

Thanks TFP .

We go now ....

I really really hate the coconuts... and I want you to hate them too!

NAACP calls Chris Rock 'racist' after watching HBO skit

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...see why .

Dutch customs seizes shipment of dismembered elephant parts

Car wash, Playboy style.

DONT FORGET ABOUT THE NEW DC CONTEST STARTING THIS MONDAY WITH A CASH PRIZE TO THE WINNER...TUNE IN MONDAY FOR THE DETAILS.

Nightclub doing roaring business with women after hiring psychic to tell fortunes in the bathroom

It's nice to see Kermit fighting the GOOD fight

Report finds that for pregnant women, murder is surprisingly common cause of death

How Motherboards Are Made: An interesting look into the creation of that which we hold so dear

Russian woman gives birth to Cyclops child (with pic)

The incredible Music Plasma has expanded to work not only with music, but actors, directors, and movies as well.

SO IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN TRUE AFTER ALL .... Black Eyed Peas singer vows revenge on Paris Hilton after pervs get hold of her number

World Press Photo images of the year, for the last 50

Doctor Claims Former Lover Stole His Sperm

Ohh My Good Fucking Lord ...Just let me smell it !

This guy cut his hand on a circular saw and documented it on camera. ( because its frigin gross)

DONT FORGET ABOUT THE NEW DC CONTEST STARTING THIS MONDAY WITH A CASH PRIZE TO THE WINNER...TUNE IN MONDAY FOR THE DETAILS.

Have a fun day shoveling ....suckers !

Rich's Thursday Feedback

Well you have spoken and it seems you guys want more Boobs, Pics of Boobs, Contests about boobs and more links about boobs.

Seriously, along with the numerous " More Porn" suggestions there were plenty of good things said to help make a better DC for all of us . First off is the front page , there are things on there that are dead and I can do nothing about them until I speak with Peter and get acsess to it . I would like to put a "Friends Of" link section , A link for DC T shirts among other things but that's just gonna be a hurry up and wait game.

You guys gave me alot of good contest Idea's and we are going to start a good one next week with a CASH PRIZE out of my own pocket...Tune in on monday to find out .

and I just want to Thank Pete K for calling me a pussy and telling me to "Quit Bitching" , he really is a kind soul ...Asshole ! (he's just lucky he is a great shortstop or I would have went off on him)

Ok , enough of that shit .....

To the ladies of the DC ...Is your man giving you shit ? Well fix his ass with this little sweet justice.

A California woman, caught in a strange legal limbo, has been living in a hospital even though she was discharged more than a year ago.

Fast Larry will kick your ass at pool.

Chris Rock continues to bash the Oscars, This sunday should be interesting.

The Kalaisa Temple (150 years to complete?) makes me feel guilty for not traveling.

New technology allows L.A cops to spot suspects on the streets without leaving police station

The ultimate collection of Taser videos, straight from the source.

The Brooklyn dance floor that made a gyrating John Travolta the disco king is headed for the auction block

Eva Sonnet must think we care what her back looks like

Urinals in Belgium feature American flag and Bush stickers saying "Go ahead. Piss on me"

What happens when your car gets booted, and you turn to the ricer community for help? DE-OWNAGE. Read the whole thing if you're up for it, there's some funny stuff in there.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I got to tell you , I really enjoy doing this every day for you but I have been thinking lately that it is getting a little stale...let me explain .

I know this is all about fun with a little information mixed in and alot of NUTS , but my concern today is what is going to make a person come to the Daily Column day after day when there are so many Daily pages to visit and it got me thinking that I need an edge . And just what is this edge ....I have no Idea ( well I have a couple Ideas) but I want to put it out to you guys . Tell me what you want to see. I mean Contests, themes , More news ..whatever because let's face it without you I am nothing.

Email me at Fowl444@aol.com or shoot me an IM if you see me online and let me know. You dont have to be a member of the forums or anything , your imput is appreciated

Ok , let's go ....

Angelina disses Brad Pitt after cock-teasing him on set

Apparently God hates Sweden

Playgirl offers Kanye West a paid spot in their magazine if he's willing to bear it all

There are so many obvious jokes here, and I can't bring myself to post a single one of them. Help me out

Councilors play lottery in attempt to clear town's debt

Goldie Lookin Chain might be annoying, but their throwback to vintage gaming warms my heart

Tom Cruise secretly dating latino stunner nicknamed 'Sofia Viagra' (with pic)

The /pizza command now works in EverQuest2. No word on when /handjob will be implemented

New 'televibe' kit gives long distance couples something to orgasm about

Nukes look pretty impressive when they're detonated underground too.

New York City vendors selling prepaid cards for raunchiest porn website to minors

Skateboarding and Ikea don't mix.

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

What a frigin day yesterday !

I had my son in the morning and out of nowhere he started crawling around instead of walking . I asked him what was wrong and he kept grabbing his foot and wouldnt put any pressure on it and when he did he would cry . I didnt know what to do so I brought him to the ER @ Yale and was there from 10:30am till 4pm and the diagnosis was that they have no idea what is going on . They took Xrays and didnt see any breaks and there was no swelling so they put him in a splint for a couple days and I have to see a orthopedic doctor on friday ...I hate the hospital !

Lets Go ....

If any of you havent heard yet , It is claimed that Paris Hilton's cellphone address book has been hacked and it was posted here . I personally think it is bullshit because some of the numbers dont match but see for yourself.

A federal appeals court has declined to reconsider a ruling that former Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith is not entitled to $88.5 million from the estate of her late husband

If you're stuck reporting on car bombs in Iraq, your job just got a lot easier

Celeb wax museum has wax Brad and Jen ripped apart at a tremendous cost

Something tells me this guy wrote an essay on how much he hates digital cameras

1972 plane crash survivor's wallet found by hiker

Sports Illustrated 2005 Swimsuit models. Yeah, I'd probably tap a few of 'em

What's up Doc? Bugs Bunny turns Thugs Bunny

Looks like the JPL Sentry System has detected some new objects. They're only 1s on the Torino scale so no need for alarm, yet

'Housewives' Nicollette Sheridan banned from sushi restaurant after saying food 'too fishy'

Lee Corso may not have posed naked, but he still got exposed

0-day baby? Check out this naming wizard

World's most expensive coffee made out of animal crap becomes a best-seller

Happy President's Day

I dont know how many people have off of work today so this is for those of you who have to work on this fine minor holiday we have here .

It is very slippery out there today so before you head out , BE CAUTIOUS because it really is very slippery .

Ok , I got nothing .....

WHAT THE FUCK !?$?#@? ......Man takes 32lbs of penis englargement pills without an inch of increase , doctor says no pills will ever enhance the physical size of a man's penis

This CT lady put her unborn baby's name up for bid on ebay ...look who won and for how much .

My road rage would be gone If I drove one of these.

AN “ancient” fertility site filled with 5ft stone willies that has been visited by millions of tourists is a FAKE built 12 years ago

Redneck or not? I kid, I kid, being a gun fanatic is totally sexy

Landlord finds innovative way to get rid of bad tenant, throws a tear gas grenade in house

Alright, someone ruin it for all of us and find the Snopes article saying the BlinkenLights project is fake

Researchers harvesting 2.5 million cannabis plants to build first 'Hemp house'

If you got a pretty athletic family , sign up for the next Amazing Race .

Debbie Gibson says her Playboy pics prove she's still hotter than her longtime rival Tiffany

Strange foreign groceries, including "Crispy Curry" Pringles

Rich's Friday Rant

Well I really didnt want to start this up just yet but it needs to be done ...The Red Sox are classless Scumbags !

Please do us all a favor and act like you have won a baseball game before and stop the White Trash name calling because it just makes you and your team look like assholes. Let's face it , If it wasnt for Tony Clarks ball going out on a ground rule double last year that kept Matsui on third that World Series would never had happened in the 1st place but it did and the Sox gutted up and came back to win in dramatic fashion and I commend them for that but this week has brought them down to the level they should always be at ...the bottom.

To Trot Nixon : Please , you need to stay healthy long enough to actually contribute to talk shit you bobble headed bastard.

To Curt Shilling : I wish painful , oozing Colon cancer to you and your family !

And To the joke, David Wells : You would give your right nut to be a yankee again but they know your done and soon enough the Red Sox will too ..Go eat a cheeseburger you disgrace !

Sorry but it had to be done , now back to the column .....

Archaeologists find ancient Pueblo site, but it's buried right under Santa Fe's City Hall

Stereoscopic image viewing using two iPod Photos.

Italian DJ slammed with $1.8M fine for illegally downloading music

Guide your mice (with your mouse) and collect as much tea as possible

Town has residents sit in police cars to scare traffic into slowing down

My kid can beat up your dad.

FOR ALL THE NASCAR FANS WHO THINK IT ISNT A REDNECK SPORT ......Neo-Nazi group plans to recruit at Daytona Speedway because race fans are 'like-minded people'

Accused teen kidnapper breaks into song at trial

An unaired nude scene from 'Family Guy'. The quality sucks, but the content pwns

Researchers say your typing style could soon be used as a password

Cynthia Arroyo. Doctors everywhere agree: "Were gonna need alot more wet wipes soon "

New York to drop 'The Big Apple' for another nickname

Skiier vs. Snowboarder: When lovers fight.

Have a great weekend !

Rich's Humpday Happenings

The Fowler's got themselves a new WHIP !

After the whole Barberino mess, I came out a little scorned on tuesday night looking for a car for my wife . I wasnt going to let what happened to me at Barbarino happen again , and this experience was soooooo far from that it was ridiculous .

We went to FARRICIELLI AUTO WORLD, INC. in Branford and they were great ! I bought my wife a 2003 GMC Yukon SLE and it is a nice looking ride . I went in there with the mentality of not taking any shit or slick talk and I didnt get any, they were nice and easy going . They didnt push you to take the car or buy it and when it came down to negotiating it was probably the easiest negotiations I have ever done . I got them to knock off 2000 and install a DVD flip down unit for free .

I highly reccomend this dealership to anyone looking for a car or truck ....
oh Ya and FUCK BARBERINO in Wallingford !

For all of you , like Andrea, who are in a band and who read this website everyday , The forum members who are in bands have started a forum called "TDC bands this week" and they all talk about upcoming gigs and what time they start ect,ect ....So if your in a band you might want to jump on to that and post some stuff about your bands upcoming gigs all you have to do is join the forums.

Let's ride ....

Berlin Shows There's No Business Like Porn Business

Drop kick The Faint....go ahead , do it !

Prom magazine pulled after child-porn web site address shows up in prom ad

I used to like finger painting when I was a kid , but this is ridiculous !

High School Swimmers Suspended For Giving Coach "Urine-Enriched" Gatorade

Apparently some WoW nerd figured out a game glitch that allows them to create a bomb. Here's what happens when it's detonated in a busy auction house.

S.Korean develops lustful, copulating robots

Remember musical chairs as a kid? This is what happens when you play it being an adult

Only in CT ...Much-hyped naked karaoke night gets huge turnout, but only one couple has the guts to perform

Farewell babelfish, Ultra Lingua is the new hotness.

Real-life 'desperate housewives' trying to bang the help are a fact, says lucky carpenter

Clientcopia: Stupid client quotes

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

People have been asking me where's Peter ?

Well I dont know where he is , I have called him numerous times since the last time we hung out which was around August and then havent seen or heard from him since. If i hear anything I'll let you guys know.

Ok , let's get right to it .....

Ok, Snoop Dog has hijacked our little site here .

Spunky sent me a great site which a pictoral from every celebrity ever to be in Playboy ..Thanks Spunky

Scarlet sent me This website for free tickets to events. Mostly Jimmy Kimmel Live, Adam Carrollas Show & Late Night with Carson Daily, but occasionally they have other tickets available...Thanks Scarlet

Matt LeBlanc has revealed he turned down a string of movie offers - because he didn't want to risk becoming a failure.

Google Maps Beta, it enlarges better

..."I was behind a woman at the checkout counter who was looking at magazines. She turned to me and goes, 'There he is again, that Leonardo DiCaprio. Don't you wish he'd just disappear?'

Baby Got Book. It's a train wreck and I just can't look away

Little black box predicted 9/11 and the tsunami, can it see the future?

If you really want to scare people out of having kids, just show them the baby vomit video

Driking Bud Light puts Miller man in unemployment line

The world's smallest version of Pac-Man.

Actor Tom Sizemore fails his drug test after being caught using a fake penis to cheat on the results

Apollo Panoramas: experience the moon as if you were really there

Viagra and thongs donated as tsunami aid

Riding your bike like a retard should probably include the use of a helmet. It's a good thing the pavement was there to break her fall.

Credit card company breaks world record for highest interest charged;Card intended for the poor charges up to 70% interest

It takes a bit to figure out, but once you get the hang of it, this game is great fun.

Happy Valentine's Day

Hey everyone , Happy Valentines day and guys dont forget to run out and get those overpriced roses and sappy cards for the woman you love because I dont want to be the only stupid guy that did it ...Ohh, and Im cooking dinner tonight so I am doing my part.

So yesterday I brought my 5 year old daughter skiing for the first time with a couple friends of mine with their young kids and the kids had a blast . They picked it up real quick and got to the point that they were going up the bunny hill lift themselves and coming down the hill to us at the bottom...It was very cool.

Ok here's where the story takes the turn , Now from the time I was 16 to the time I was 25 me and my friends went skiing twice a week during the winter and were avid slope goers. But I havent skied in 10 years before today so that 1st time down the hill was a little rough remembering how to do it . So here i was the first couple times trying to teach my daughter to ski and I would ride up the lift with her ( the bunny lift was the one where you grab hold of the handle and it pulls you up the hill) and we would get off and i would go down with her , So im riding up on the lift behind her and lose my balance and fall...on the bunny lift....so Im sitting there trying to remember how to get up because like I said I havent skied in 10 years and i also havent fallen in 10 years, So im trying to get out of the way of the other skiers and trying to get up at the same time and couldnt no matter how hard I tried . My skies were up in the air and I was flipping like a fish . I had to get to the point where I just clicked my god damn skies off and walked out of the way ...on the bunny hill.....All the time my daughter who has been up the hill a total of 3 times in her life is waiting for her dopey dad to get it together at the top of the hill.

But we got to go down the real hill and I picked it right up after a few times down and was into old form .Whata great day for me and my daughter.

Driking Bud Light puts Miller man in unemployment line

Ever see Money Origami ...pretty cool stuff.

Strange 'gargoyle' corpse could be a fabled 'chupacabra'

When does it stop ...Minn. governor wants to ban candy that looks like cigarette

I think I'm going to need a bigger ice scraper

Drew Barrymore joins the growing number of celebs who have stopped shaving their armpits

Thief who stole 10 flutes and a clarinet arrested when winning bidder on flute auction turns out to be the DA

Wired's article on the lock-picking world championship should make you feel nice and secure

Only the most amazing melons deserve to be called "eye candy."

Pot-head cattle who've been munching on weed now banned from eating it because it's filling their milk with THC

The Celebrity Nudity Database

Burger King's toilet too overused, so they take out half the seats to reduce potty traffic

I'm pretty sure wiring someone's horn to their brakes is grounds for ninja kicking them into another dimension

ok, later people.

And Were Back !

For all of you who dont join us in the forums , yesterday our host site for the forums got hacked and we lost all our forums but the people over got their shit together and the forums are back. With the forums down , This keeps me a busy boy because I had to talk Spunky down off a building and try and stop Mofoe, Ghupp, Chico, Flabobcat , Barfly, tmille , meancarlene , and sirchief from committing a mass suicide ...but all is well back in DC forum land

So I went on a bus trip yesterday with my wife's work to the Mohegan Sun . It is a nice casino but unlike Foxwoods , this casino was like Chinatown . I mean it was like 10-1 we were outnumbered but they were all around the Pow Gai poker tables so it wasnt that bad . Now without coming off sounding like a total racist , have you ever noticed that chinese men have the worst hairdoo's EVER. There is 2 styles of hairdoo's for these men , It's either the Pete Rose cut or the " I just got out of bed " cut and that's it . They were chain smoking and rubbing their heads alot during the gambling which probably explains the hair .

And we broke even if you were wondering because the wife hit 1200 quarters on a slot to win our money back after I got raped at the Blackjack tables.

Ok , here we go ....

Some of Micheal Jackson's favorite things ( thanks Spunky)

This is a weird one , see for yourself. ( thanks Ghupp)

* You see what happens , the forums go down and the members send me good links*

Proceeds from the sexy Lingerie Bowl going towards ... tsunami relief...jesus christ man !

Fat Kid + Wagon + Rope + SUV x 40 MPH = Dumb Idea

Gun-toting DEA choose a bad time to make their bust,crash kid's birthday party

Hey ladies, your men will love it AND it's completely painless!

Oklahoma judge kicked off bench for using a penis pump to jerk-off in court

If you're a fan of Sealab 2021, be sure to check out Fett's Vette. If you have no idea what's going on, start here

Man watching kiddie porn comes across video of his wife being abused at age 12

The Search Engine Relationship Chart

Kylie Minogue voted world's sexiest thirtysomething

THE PROBLEM WITH THE FORUMS

I THINK THIS MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT ...I CALLED PETER TWICE ALREADY .

Rich's Humpday Happenings

The Amazing Race finale was very good last night , I was rooting for Jon and Kris but the train at the end killed them because they would have beaten the winners in a foot race.

I got an email from DC forum member and resident ballbreaker Boogietrunks and instead of me explaining this to you , I'll just post his email ...here it is :

" Hey everyone, just wanted to let the word out that the Savin Rock Fireworks Association is having their first annual Chili Cookoff fundraiser on February 26th from 1-4 at the West Haven Elks Lodge on Main Street. The price of admission is $5 and includes all the chili you can eat. There is a cash bar downstairs as well. I am entered in this cookoff and would really love it if all of you guys could make it down there that day and vote for me! There is a people's choice winner and a best table display winner as well. "

Go down and help a fellow DC member win the title .

Lets do this ....

Drug-fiend arrested with 2.2lbs of heroin in his stomach

Britney Spears topless on a hotel balcony ( yes Dave H , you can look at it at workbut the banners might be )

This Baby had 8 operations...before she was born

Something for the kids....see It's not all porn !

Someone needs a punch in the face .....Kelly Osbourne: Fame and fortune ruined my life

Open directory of 'Lenore, the cute little dead girl' movies.

Gotta love the dirt ...Porn stars coming clean on the Hollywood stars they've banged

There are no new ideas, just variations on Bust-A-Move

Could electric lighting be causing breast cancer?

Have we seen Muppets Over Time yet? Here's the original, just in case

Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope

'Whites only' toilet prompts strong reaction from black workers

The folks at stoplandmines.org have put together an interesting video in an effort to help their cause

Some planets out there might be completely covered in diamonds

If you've always wanted to live in a wooden sphere up in a tree, some Canadian hippies ( ... hahaha) have made it possible for you

ok . see ya tommorow

Rich's Tuesday Stuff

Ok , lots of things to get to today so let get started ....

First off is the Contest Results , If you forgot here was last weeks contest photo .

And the winner is SBagnoli with : Not to be outdone by the swedish bikini team, the polish cycling team proudly endorse their new polish sausage endorsement deal

2nd place went to Liplok with : Nikola "The Cameltoe" Barinski stands proudly in the middle as team captain, separating the men from the boys

3rd place went to MGirotto3 with : Join the Gay Mens Cycling Club and get this FREE "Braille" postcard!

Nice job by all .

Ok , now that that's done let me get to this ....

It seems that my Paul McCartney sucks comment yesterday set off a couple of the " Young but still think I am musicaly deep because I listen to classic rock " readers on here and they let me know about it in the forums yesterday . these readers thought those of us who dont like him or the Beatles were stupid because of our opinions .. Well here is my response : If you like the Beatles and want to like them fine , But I dont have to like them and seeing I write my own opinions in my own column I have every right to voice my opinion about my like's and dislikes . You see we are not all the same , but some of the people in the forums cant figure that one out ...kids , what are you gonna do ?

Anyway, let's see what we got today ....

This is very cool ..Hideous deep-sea creatures washed up on shore after tsunami

Nanny who got naked at the request of a curious 4-year-old gets convicted..what is this world coming to when a 4 year old cant see his nanny naked ?

The Orange II was out to set a new record for going around the world. Here you can see its progress live.

Student suspended for ad-libbing on high school news show, saying 'I like booty'

My childhood memories of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are forever tainted

Johnny Depp's best relaxation-inducing word is "Fuck You" !

In case you ever wondered what happened to the classic video game programmers, here's the definitive list. I spotted a few interesting projects by guys who's games I loved growing up.

Drummer of 70's hit group hangs himself over neighbour's loud music

Extreme driving from somewhere in the Middle East

X-rated actress TERA PATRICK and her rocker husband EVAN SEINFELD have called on America's top dog detective to help them find their missing pooch.

It puts it's hands behind it's head, or else it gets the tazer again

A HAUNTED bed once owned by satanist Aleister Crowley is up for sale. Hotelier Andy Pavitt says he is still getting spooky vibes from the bed, despite a white witch's attempt to banish any evil spirits

This guy fell asleep playing Halo 2, maybe I'm biased but this was entertaining to me.

Rich's Super Monday

It was a good game last night and Congrats goes out to the New England Patriots , they are now considered a dynasty in the new millenium. A couple observations about the game last night :

1. Terrell Owens is the man , he came to play and showed everyone why he is one of the best .

2. Could Donovan McNabb have been anymore on the take . I mean 2 straight interceptions on 25 yd lobs into the endzone on back to back plays ...unreal.

3. There werent too many funny commercials this year . The 2 MC Hammer ones and the Bud one where the pilot jumped out were the best one's in my opinion.

4. Tom Brady is grace under pressure . This guy never gets rattled .

5. Im happy for Corey Dillon that he finally won something after wasting away in Cinncinati all those years.

6. Paul McCartney SUCKS !

Ok , look for the Contest Winners tommorow ....here we go ....

Office slang, for those of you stuck in the vapid expanse that is the corporate world

Here's a uplifting story..... Marine general: It's 'fun to shoot people'

Note to Self : Stock up on the juice in my house before company comes over.

Thank god for the instructions, the complexities of this game are limitless.

GoldenPalace.com adds 42GG-sized breasts to human billboard tally, gets thousands of hits from it

Here's an interesting idea: Use an eBay auction to let the world know that some company screwed you. If they want the auction removed, they have to buy their product back at full price

So you want to own a nice new car huh , well ask this lady what she feels about that ?

I looked for signs that this is a joke, but I must have missed it. Can you really have a pet penguin?

Mourners at funeral pelted with frozen piss falling from the skies

Who needs drum sticks when you've got mad, mad fingers!

University's 'Adopt a Sniper' fund-raiser shot down

Happy Friday

Everybody have a great Friday ...Im takin the day off !

Rich's Thursday Things

I think I have a idea that might benefit all of us who are sick the networks taking up every single station with these presidential speeches ....Why doesnt ABC,CBS,NBC, FOX and CNN have a rotating schedule for these anotherwards they go in order and every time there is a speech it rotates this way one station has the speech and all of us who dont want to hear the same dribble over and over can watch American Idol or whatever ....how's that sound ?

Lots of entries this week for the CONTEST PHOTO but there is always room for more ...keep em coming.

Newlywed wife catches her husband in bed with the family dog;husband asks for divorce because he loves the dog more!

So you want to pick up some hoes?

Disgusting Granny tries to sell child for body parts, busted, but now wants him back

Where's the Rake ?

Another version of Beer Dude snuck out while I wasn't looking..play it .

Snoop Dogg accused of raping woman in dressing room

I'm not sure what this thing does to your PC, but I'm guessing it's something terrible. I think it's probably called the "virgin button."

Saddam didn't vote -- but could have

At last, something for the girl that always wanted a pony

Note : I could figure out how to get out of this room . I found most of the numbers and a couple item then I got stuck ?....Possibly classic, all these 'escape the room' games look the same to me anymore

Ok , sorry for the shortie but im tired .

Rich's Wendsday Rant ( I know , I lied)

Ok , So you know how I said I wasnt going to rant this week ?.......I Lied !

This Sikorsky situation is pissing me off and I cant not talk about it one minute longer , for those who dont live around here , this is what it's all about .

Now I pulled the article and read up a little bit before I went on a tirade just to make sure I wasnt accused of Bush bashing like I have been in the past . Now dont get me wrong , Im going to Bush bash in this rant but not just because it is G.W but because of many other things . I would have a problem with this even if it was a Democrat .

Ct based Sikorsky aircraft has made the presidential helicopters since 1957 when they first had the Marine One helicopter because it is 100% American Made and this is the way it should stay . How can this president in his right mind , given the state he has put this country in , Hire a company out of Maryland who is mainly foreign made products give the contract to them when a 100% American company is willing a capable to do the job ? I'll tell you why , here is a snip from the article : "While Lockheed Martin, the world's largest defense contractor, has never built a helicopter for the U.S. military.But the company teamed with Bell Helicopter Textron, based in President Bush's home state of Texas, and AgustaWestland, which until last year was owned by companies based in Great Britain and Italy, two of the U.S.' closest allies in the Iraq war."

So because this company is from his home state of Texas , he throws them a bone ..Is that what this is about ?

Another major issue is how can This dope of a president have foreign people make the vehicle that is going to ensure his safety in this time of war ..what is he nuts ? another snip from the article : " Sikorsky and its supporters also questioned how foreign-made parts could be incorporated into a presidential aircraft, when support workers must qualify for both top secret and so-called "Yankee White" security clearances. The latter precludes even marriage to a foreign citizen." It is unreal how stupid this asshole is ?

Now they say that 2/3 of this aircraft is going to be made stateside but Christopher Dodd says that number is false , he claims that 2/3 of it is made overseas and only 1/3 is made here . My question is why not have 100 % of it be made here and leave the money in our hands ? Sikorsky has made certain changes " Amid controversy over the outsourcing of American jobs, Sikorsky in fact planned to move certain aspects of manufacturing done overseas for the S-92 stateside in order to back up that pledge."

There are people at Sikorsky who have been there for 30 years that are fearing for their livelyhoods because of this , as I spoke to one the other night at work ..his only comments to me were "Fuck You George Bush "

My conclusion is fight for it in court and give the contract back to america , let us make your helicopter ..Mr President ( and I use that loosely)

I guess this was a little more Bush Bashing than I planned to do but when you get on a roll you just cant stop !

Now let the barage of Bush lovers begin ....

Ok , lets column it up ...

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Ok , enough for today because I have to get ready for my debates during the afternoon from the Bush lovers , but there really isnt an argument here .

Rich's Tuesday Things

Great response for the Contest this week so far , Boy I didnt expect that .

Here is the CONTEST PHOTO and lets see if we can double the number of entries today .

Ok , here is the "AWWW DAMN" story I promised yesterday ...

This is a true story which happened on Thursday last week. My good friend Mark is a very professional guy who makes a good living selling medical supplies really has the worst luck when it comes to gambling or playing video games , he is like a mush . So he goes into a WaWa in Fairfield to get a Gatorade and a Power Bar and when he gets up to the counter he is waiting there for the girl to come and decides " what the hell , Im going to buy a scratch off lottery ticket " , Now let me remind you that this kid never ever buys these things because he has no luck . So he realizes he doesnt have any cash on him so he pulls out his debit card to finish the transaction and it is at that point that the lady behind the counter tells him that he cant but lottery with his debit card . Well seeing he never wins anyways , he tells the lady to just forget the ticket and just ring him up for the stuff he bought . He tells the lady " Just take it back , it is probably the big winner too " . At that point the lady behind the counter says " I'll put the $3 in and see what you would have done if you bought it , She scratched it and said " Oh My God , I just won $10,000 on this ticket ...he was in shock and disbelief and made the lady show him , she did and he was fuming . The worse part is she continued to swipe the poor bastards card for the measly $4 stuff he had
If that were me , I would have popped the lady and ran out of the store or went outside and told the 1st person walking by to give me $3 and I'll give them $500 tommorow ....Like I said he never will win when it comes to gambling ......AWWWW DAMN !

As Trick Daddy would say ......Let's Go

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