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Thursday, March 31, 2005Rich's Thursday ThingsHave you ever felt like you are just overwhelmed with stuff going on in your life and you might have taken on too much to handle ? Well Im at that point right now with all the extra curricular activities my kids and I are doing as well as my work schedule and I dont know if there are enough hours in the day to get everything done that I would like to do . Let's see to start off with I have always told my wife that when my kids were old enough to get into sports that I wanted to be the dad that is very involved and very supportive of my kids and this is where I am having trouble . My daughter is starting soccer this year so of course I make my self available to be the head coach of her team , which is 1 practice a week and 1 game a week. She does Dance once a week, Gymnastics once a week . I umpire High School girls fast pitch softball about 3 games a week , I am on the golf committee for my daughter's school golf tournament which meets once a week , I play softball myself twice a week (Wednsday & Sunday mornings) and I work 3 jobs , and I still do this every morning. Now do you see my reason for being a little worried about not being able to fully give my 100% to all of it . My kids will come first so If I see that I cannot do all of it , my stuff will have to be put on the back burner until there stuff is done . God , I feel for all the stay at home mom's out there , Us men dont realize how good we have just gong to work and coming home having all this stuff taken care of for us . Sorry but I have to get that off my chest and you guys are the only one's that will listen .
The advertisements on television show semi-clad, well-endowed women wriggling on the screen and pleading to viewers to call up and "ask anything". Delivery: A beautiful CG film that is also an interesting story. What are they thinking? 8-year-old girl branded with hot iron after her employers accuse her of theft....I know what your thinking ...EMPLOYER ?! How good are you with languages?..find out now. Cop responds to report of a fight, only to find his own son mortally wounded Wheelchairs & Skateboards , together again. Guy decides to use pellet rifle to shoot actual bullet, ends up with bullet fragments in his groin The beauty of ice, and its many different crystalization patterns I know a website full of morons with this same idiotic views on life .....Leading drink expert says kids should start boozing as soon as they're able to sit at the table Luba is back and this time she's in the spotlight. 911 dispatcher falls asleep during call , caller hears her snore for nearly two minutes Thirteen things in the universe that do not make sense. Drunk man tries innovative method to trick breathalyzer ,stuffs his mouth full of shit Panning light graffiti...enjoy. Family having trouble with their car discovers the tank is full of cocaine, not octane Ok , see you tommorow . Wednesday, March 30, 2005Rich's Humpday HappeningsI would like to start out with sad news from the legal world today , Johnnie Cochran passed away yesterday of a brain tumor . I would like to thank Johnnie for the years of dedicated service of getting our most guilty people free on either a technicality or the race card . So thank you Johnnie , you are truly an ambassador to the legal world The Contest is over and now we will let the voting begin , Sometime today I will be posting the Contest Voting forum , so go in there and vote which entry you think should take home the prize . Shall We ..... Circus having problems with people feeding beer to its animals, especially after finding out that the animals like it So you got a bad case of Herpes and cant get a date ..Well kiss those problems goodbye ! Get ready for Jurassic Park. Scientists break a T-Rex bone to fit it in a helicopter, and find soft tissue inside Canadian politicians want $200,000 for tax-funded European sex tour Catfish tries to swallow a child's basketball. The Happy Fisherman was not available for comment I dont see the problem here ?...Porn star allegedly strips naked for hot bare autograph session at smut store This turtle was touched by the devil. (Pictures really slow to load.)
Burning house found to contain more than 100 pounds of weed; some plants the size of Christmas trees Fun tickle game! (I don't know if it's 18+ or not. I didn't get very far in the game. Yeah, I suck.) For those of you with a MS Word compatible viewer, you're in for a real treat. Please proceed for a printable full color David Hasselhoff 2005 Calendar Did small army of Kung-Fu warriors help topple the Krgyzstan regime? Tuesday, March 29, 2005Rich's Tuesday TidbitsTHIS IS THE LAST DAY FOR ENTRIES TO OUR CURRENT PHOTO CONTEST SO GET EM IN BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT , ANYTHING SENT AFTER MIDNIGHT WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. We got Entry #2 for the contest yesterday and I hope we get lots more today . As promised yesterday I was going to go into the whole pro life rant about the tragedy of Terri Shiavo again but If you read the forums ( and you all should) you know where Im coming from and there is no sense to rehash it over and over again because the way I look at it , there isnt a loser in this case except Terri.....So go read up on the battles in the forums If you have some free time today , we have alot of very smart and informed people doing battle everyday in there . And away we go .... Frat suspended after members admit to being a part of hard-core porno production..God Damn you Dean Wormer ! THIS IS VERY COOL ...It's like the rotoscopic version of the Blueman Group Talk about revenge ..Infuriated Russian serviceman poisons 33 soldiers to get back at them for cruel hazings I bet that's the last time he plays cowboy with the spray bottle. He does take it amazingly well though Captain Elliot Sinyangana said the fisherman called police after discovering his "catch" at 6.30pm on Friday Veronica Zemanova firing a flamethrower toppless. Man, she's hot Ok , Im just gonna post the headline and let you read it ...Tractor driver suffocates under massive pile of shit We saw an example of the "transparent desktop" phenomenon a while back, but now that it's cool (or something), there's a bunch of examples. Surely there's something more interesting to be done than seeing your messy desk... right? Islamic student writes essay about killing Jews with grenades and machines guns, gets praised by his teachers U.S. meets to decide on new resolutions concerning situation in Darfur, somehow breasts are brought up. (Look at laptop in picture.) Polish woman dies during rowdy water fight "I spend a small but significant piece of my weekday mornings making lunch boxes for my two children, just one of the many ephemeral everyday labors of domesticity. Here is my attempt to capture this stream of life, and to give me some hints on those days when I wake up uninspired."
Monday, March 28, 2005Rich's Monday ExtravaganzaHey All, I hope everyone had a great easter yesterday and filled yourself with Ham & Chocolate till you puked ..I know I did Well there are 2 days left till the photo contest reaches the date of cutoff for entries and we have Our First Entry Get em in before it's too late.
Lets do this ..... The penis is the proud protector of the remote kingdom of Bhutan For all you teachers out there ....Stories from an American's experience teaching in Japan. Uggh , America is going to shit ....Funeral home sues woman who lost five kids in fire for $19,000 How to make your own Game Girl Man arrested after strangling puppy because he pulled garbage from trash can Ladies , If you dont read comic books ...This is Thor ! Man drowns in 8 inches of water after inhaling paint fumes...what an ass ! Episode III: Those Jedi Biotches! Busted:Homemade submarine capable of carrying $200 million worth of cocaine Click and escape, this time in Japanese to help make it even more impossible I said stand for the pledge of aligiance ..NOW !!...NRA leader advocates guns for teachers to keep kids from flipping out and killing students at school Hidden in the depths of a computer & electronics site, you can find "Big Cat Hunting Stilts" for only $1,000,000...(scroll down)
Friday, March 25, 2005Rich's Friday RantWell people you only have 4 more days to get those entries in for the Photo Contest, If you dont know what it's about , click here Well this whole Terri Shiavo case is weighing on my mind big time and I dont know why . I have been affected by this in a way I didnt think I had in me . My thoughts are that the U.S Goverment is commiting murder . They are murdering this young lady for no good reason except the husband's wishes. Here is a great email sent in to a newspaper by one of the readers : Dear Concerned Citizen, Unthinkable, right? Convicted murderers would never be treated so unjustly or have such a cruel punishment imposed—at least not in this day and age. Yet, this imaginary scenario is disturbingly close to the way that a purely innocent and profoundly disabled woman named Terri Schiavo is being treated. But, you say, Terri hasn’t been sentenced to death. She isn’t being executed. While that is true technically, the analogy between her sentence of death and a death penalty case is apt. Terri’s food and water have been taken away, not by her husband/guardian Michael Schiavo, but at the explicit order of court (at Schiavo’s request). That means her pending death by dehydration is not just being allowed, but has been required by the state. Not only that, Terri’s situation is akin to that of the condemned prisoner imagined above—who could be saved if only the court would consider newly discovered facts. Here is just a sampling of facts and allegations that emerged since the original trial: Mr. Schiavo informed a medical malpractice jury, from which he was seeking millions of dollars in 1992, that he would care for his wife for the rest of his life, that she would live a normal life span, and that she would be provided rehabilitation and therapy. As soon as the money was in the bank, however, he refused all therapy and started to refuse medical treatment such as antibiotics. In other words, Schiavo’s story changed when he went to court in 1998 seeking her early death, casting serious doubt on his testimony that Terri would “want to die.” Three nurses have signed affidavits under penalty of perjury that Mr. Schiavo used to go to Terri’s nursing home and angrily demand to know why his wife was not yet dead. Friends of Terri have come forward stating that she believed in the old maxim, where there is life, there is hope. Indeed, all of her close friends and family deny that she would want to die under these circumstances. Several doctors and therapists have testified in written affidavits that she is not in a persistent vegetative state, and indeed, that she could be improved with proper therapy—treatment she has been denied since 1993. Dehydration may not be a painless way to die as some have asserted. Indeed, if the patient is conscious and not otherwise dying, it can be agonizing. But the benefit of reasonable doubts does not apply to Terri Schiavo. You see, she is not guilty of anything. If only she were a convicted murderer, her life would be seen as worthy of greater respect Sorry to bring you all down but It's just so wrong what is happening and I have to lash out , So I thank god I have the opportunity to express myself in this forum everyday or else you would find on a rooftop with a sniper rifle and a tube of red lipstick singing show tunes. Ok , let see if we can lighten the mood .... Play the Hedgehog game . Senate bill would allow citizens to legally kill anyone who seems threatening Gail Kim of WWE "fame," showing the goods Two men dismantle someone else's house piece by piece in broad daylight in bid to make drug money I pretty sure he wants you to feel his dark side... Sagging nuts force penis puppeteers to put away their public peckers for good after six year run You know your Simpsons fetish has gone too far when... Neighbors discuss paying sexual predator to move The art of James Bond, from the early 1950's to now. Go-ahead given for town to make giant statue of a pile of dino shit Everything you didn't want to know about "stallion management." Playboy Playmate arrested in burglary, tried to steal a bunch of power tools Well kids , welcome to Teleportation 101 Everyone have a great weekend !
Thursday, March 24, 2005Rich's Thursday ThingsOk , this picture sums up my feelings on this winter . Another shoveling but hopefully this will be the last storm this year ....hopefully ? Dont forget about those contest entries , we have about 5 days left till the end of the contest. Here we go .... Feel like a generous guy today , well buy someone at this bar a drink ...online. Austrian scientists use corpses as crash-test dummies Some of you dont need help with this but for you who do ...How to get man boobs. Deputies beat mute autistic teen after mistaking him for a prowler, thought he was on drugs Browse the gallery of torture devices Drunk argues with neighbor over missing bottle of alcohol, stabs himself in attempt to frame his neighbor, then dies Banned on Vulcan: Play this for your Trekker friends (hahahah) when they cry about the cancellation of Enterprise Only in CT ....State trooper suspended after telling injured 911 caller seeking help 'too bad' Create your own Garfield cartoon. Child molester sentenced to 873 years for molesting female relative Clearly there aren't enough Finger Finger Revolution games, and we need yet another. Jessica Alba got drunk and carried out "research" at strip clubs Who needs color when you can have Veronica Zemanova in black and white? NY teen gets community service for having sex on Central Park tree with transsexual lover How likely is your car to be stolen? Wednesday, March 23, 2005Rich's Humpday HappeningsWell day 1 went by and no entries yet but I know you people are searching for just the right thing to send in , So make it good . No chatter today , just stuff ..... Deadly chain of events leads town down the path to destruction..ouch , I wanna run for mayor here. Tazer fun: There's a bacon joke in there somewhere Gotta love the homeland security , huh ??.....Airport officials struggling to explain how three drunks scaled fence and boarded plane without anyone noticing Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ? German mother and daughter lived with over 100 rats It's too bad the guy can't stay out of the news for touching little kids , because Michael can dance. A nut cutting ceremony would be in order ...Mother catches break-in sicko having sex with her 3-year-old child The best Hubble images of all time 'SNL' pulls a fast one on TV viewers with anatomically correct penis-nose How well do you know your favorite band's songs? If you can see me now , Im laughing my ass off typing this one ....Jacko secretly made out with a Bart Simpson doll during 'Simpsons' taping A whole crap-ton of Christina Aguilera pics. You should probably put on a condom before you whack to this. You don't know where this girl's been. It's web pages like this that remind me of the reason why the aliens haven't landed yet. Naked seagull chaser taken for mental evaluation after passer-by calls 911...In other news Turkish was missing from the forums yesterday ...hmmmm ?? Why and .....just why ? This is very cool and disturbing all at the same time ....Extraordinary actual exorcism caught on tape (with clip)
Tuesday, March 22, 2005The New DC Photo ContestWell we are doing it again , after Leandro ran away with the last prize I figured we would try this again but this time with a little twist. For those of you who dont know , let me tell you how it works : What you need to do is either take a picture or photoshop a picture with the words " The Daily Column" somewhere in it . The more outrageous the better because you will be voting on the winner. The winner will recieve $50.00 from me as the prize . There are a couple rules : 1. I will only accept 1 entry from each person so think before you send because I am going to take the 1st entry sent from you 2. Please send them in either JPeg. form or as a URL so I can manage them better ..Send all Entries to Fowl444@Comcast.net 3. Have Fun ! This Contest is going to last until tuesday morning , March 29th at 8am so all entries need to be in by then and then I will be posting a column in the forums like the last time for all to vote on, the voting will last till the end of that week . Let's see if we can get a better turnout than last contest. Monday, March 21, 2005Rich's Monday ThoughtsAt the bar Saturday night , during dinner all my regulars got to talking about the right to life case in florida and ?i was asked how I felt about the whole thing . At 1st i really didnt know how to answer because I have 2 completely different views on it ..Let me explain . As a husband I couldnt bear to see my wife live this way and keep my kids in limbo with the reassuring " Mommy's going to be alright" speeches. I just would want to end it as peacefully and lovingly as possible and remember her the way I married her and what a great mom she was . As a parent , I dont think I could ever sit there and watch my daughter die knowing that my decision made that happen . I would never give up hope as a parent that a cure is one day away and I chose to end her life to soon . People say she doesnt know what is going on and is braindead. But If you watch the video's of her , she has responses to people talking to her and holding her hand. Sure it may not be much but it shows she does respond to other people .
Maggots ... coming to a Hospital Near You Owning the Pike's Peak hillclimb, circa 1990. Convicted felon who posed as a lawyer and represented hundreds sentenced to 12 1/2 years Karate Black Belt vs. Cokehead Pimp? Vegas has 72:1 odds on the black belt Incredible computer chips that are 100,000 times faster are one step closer Shannon. Elizabeth. Nude. Gallery. What? Oh, perhaps you didn't hear me. Shannon. Elizabeth. Nude. Gallery Texas lawmaker seeks to end 'vulgar' cheerleading, says it's just too sexy Behold! The technological marvel that is the 'Lazy Drinker'! ('Lazy Urinator' still in development...) House covered in crushed beer cans and "repaired" with beer cans to be restored after getting art endowment Yet another "figure out how to get out of the room/house" game. Science exhibit asks 'Know Thy Poop' This Cereal Logo game should keep you busy for a while. And it's part of a nutritious breakfast Friday, March 18, 2005Rich's Friday RantOk , lets do this ...... Hunter's final espn.com column...For Jambo Psychologist accused of having sex with mental patient Welcome to the AOL age people. Xzibit caught with 2 grams of hash at Guam airport For all you foot fetish people... Football Player Caught With Sheep Stolen From University's Study on Homosexuality Reason number 1,001 to have safe sex. Mom accused of planting nude images of daughter in her ex-husband's home This is the best mouse precision game I've seen yet. Congo militias said to have boiled children alive as their mothers watched Everything you wanted to know about... hobo slang. Leonard Nimoy to publish book of fat-bottom burlesque dancers in the nude Do you have a... blink fetish? Sheryl Crowe NUDE ! Thursday, March 17, 2005Games Galore !!I havent done this one in a long time , so have fun wasting your work day playing games . 99 bottles of beer on th--ahhhh Tontie v1 the step up from the old tontie v0. New enemies, powerups, and you can save. Has bosses. Gets hard quickly. Try hopping from electron to electron to reach the nucleus Carve the pumpkin...uuugghh Remember Simon ....well meet it's evil twin. Hop around and smack things with a hammer. Get 100% if you're awesome enough. Also eyecandy This game almost makes politics fun... Guide the ball to it's 'home' Chess Program Thinking Machine 4 visualizes search of the game tree, and then proceeds to hand your ass to you. Get your dream job as an IT Manager Punch-Out anyone? Beating down King Hippo never gets old...Skittle loves this one ! Wak the Sak .....go ahead ! Can you solve it? (Hint: Start by clicking on "walkies.") Count the stars. I got 106, first try Run around in a vest shooting terrorists. Some great animated killing. Can you solve the riddle? Fly crash test dummy, fly. Classic: Golden Gate Water Baloon Drop! You know, this game really captures what I figured was going on in the minds of "furries" (hi EK!) all along. Now, if Sierra had made Leisure Suit Larry anything like this (with normal characters), I may have fapped myself into dust as a child. If you are looking for a new addiction, you have found it. A girl and her gun, destroying evil robots. How hard could it be? Could you have operated a trebuchet? This one seems simple on the surface, but there's a lot of knobs to turn on this thing Search through the home and collect clues to help you find Jon Bowling with a Funny little twist Iron Chef, the game. Catch the food and avoid the burning blackened mass. The Museum: Another "escape" game, which everybody but me seems to love Identify the movie from a picture where the faces and hands have been removed. Ok , Have Fun ! Wednesday, March 16, 2005Rich's Humpday HappeningsI am addicted to a couple TV shows and I think I need to get it off my chest . Show #1 - The Amazing Race - I love this show and think it is the best show on TV today . I personally am rooting for Rob & Amber to take the whole thing . I didnt like these 2 that much during Survivor but I think they are the best on this show and I hope they win it all. People say he is not very good at sportsmanship but in that game I say fuck em all , I wanna win . Show #2 - DOG , the bounty hunter - This is the biggest pile of redneck , mullet having , testosterone pumping mess that has ever graced the TV screen and I love it. Dog is just a bad ass with a really bad hairdoo that has his whole white trash family working for him the bounty hunter biz and he always gets his man . Whoa...that felt good ! Back to the column ..... Christina Applegate: Ben Affleck put his penis on briefcase during filming Sausage carpet could be mean many different things... Drunken sports fan shot by police; bullet goes through his penis and out his ass We've seen this theme before, but it's still fun. You know, move the blocks around, blah blah Nokia being sued over exploding phone that left man crippled Movie, band, and video game title fonts. Because, well... I'm not sure really. Canada to give out free heroin Ummmmmmm ???? Rapper Lil' Jon threatens to end show if all the women in attendance don't 'show their goodies,' causes topless riot It's a website dedicated to UPC codes, can anyone tell me how this might be useful? I'm not sure what this is, exactly, but the grenades are pretty cool. Dentist who squirted semen into female patients' mouths charged with assault..uhhh, YA THINK ? Faith is too good to be true ..awww.
Tuesday, March 15, 2005Rich's Tuesday TidbitsI have got to tell that kids these days have it made when it comes to school . They get days off for everything and dont realize what we went through when we were younger trying to get a day off of school . My daughter just smiles and goes along her merry way every day off , the little bastard ! Nowadays If it flurries out they cancel school but when we went to school , we would need a storm of godlike proportions to have them give us a frigin delay forget about the whole day off . So what we would do is go sledding for 2 hours then go home , get changed and go to school ..ahhh , those were the days. Plus the holidays these kids get now , I mean presidents day , arbour day , boxing day ..It is getting out of hand , we as parents who are home during the day like to get things done around the house and watch some good trashy TV and with the kids home we cant get any of that done ..So Take our kids to school !
Next week's photo contest is going to be similar but this time I am accepting photoshopped pics , so start making those now for next weeks contest.
Keira Knightley got drunk to calm her nerves before filming her first sex scene Another end-of-world scenario collection, in case you don't have enough to worry about Murderous babysitter who held children in filthy apartment and smothered one to death was funded by taxpayers Someone better call in the Toe sniffing dog to find this one ...Classic ! Hard day at the office:city workers have lunch at sex orgy club Confessions of an EVE online scammer. I can't believe I read the entire thing. Panel concerned over people 'getting stoned' in the Bible suggests radical clarification Man-hating softball players, this ones for you. I LIKE BIG ..Bibles and I can not lie ... This is fucking awesome !! ....Traumatized mom tells of being drugged, assaulted, and turned into a sex slave by another woman Mars 1, Venus 0...chicks ! Sex crime prosecutor fired after note confessing romantic encounter with a 16-year-old girl is discovered My third leg would like to say HELLO ! Ok , see ya tommorow
Monday, March 14, 2005Rich's Voting DayThe latest Daily Column Gathering was a nice success this time around . I just want to say I had a really good time talking to all of you who showed up this time and hopefully we can do it all again really soon...Not to mention the fact that It wound up being a boozefest with more that 1 DCer getting very drunk ! Well the Contest is over and now it is up to all of you as to who wins , I have put thread up in the forums called " The Daily Column Contest Voting" so please go in the forums and vote for your favorite photo and the person with the most vote on Friday at 6pm will be the winner . If you want to vote and have not joined the forums , it is very easy and free to do . Plus you might want to stick around and join in on our disscusions. Ok , lets go .... Only in CT ....Teen loses his hand after homemade bomb explodes, shakes neighborhood "Tarping" seems like it's a bad idea, but it does look kinda fun. Tara Reid sues over 'Let it hang out' ad that references her recent breast-baring incident So, Modest Mouse HAS created something worse than their live performances. Amazing. Crazed driver turns himself into human fireball after 30-minute standoff with police Create your own original HAND PAINTED custom Elvis Make-Over velvet painting! Man leads police on chase 'right out of the Twilight Zone;' gets hit twice by cars, crashes through glass Yet another "choose your wn annoyance" puzzle game. Marijuana-flavored candy: 'Every lick is like taking a hit' How fast is your reaction speed? I can't get under .218 Friday, March 11, 2005Rich's Friday RantWell Entry #2 has come in and now we have ourselves a contest for all of you to vote on , please send all entries by midnight Saturday night to be eligable for the contest. HERE is the latest entry.
We as a country are nuts if with all these things going on in the country we are Let's get a fucking grip people and try and focus real problems and real solutions to them and stop this foolish shit taking up our time ...I dont think there is nothing else to say unless you want me to fill the rest of this rant with swear words and insults ...Thanks BTW , Tonight is the 4th annual TDC gathering @ Donovans Reef . Everyone should be showing up around 8 ish and Mean Carlene will be rocking the Reef also for our listening bliss. So come on down and meet your favorite DC personality ..I'll be there . Jesus Christ , let's laugh .... So I guess climbing a tree to escape a skeery bear isn't going to work? Ozzy Osbourne Admits To Having Face and Nose Plastic Surgery China's YI Jian lian appears to have some basketball skills, but is he good with a bowstaff? Regardless, it's interesting to see Nike's advertising in China isn't a whole lot different than it is everywhere else Tsunami victims raped in exchanged for rescue It's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" like you've never seen it. Liv Tyler to pose nude in order to motivate herself to lose weight Imagine a game that combines all the bad things about Pac-Man and Super Sprint. Nobody would ever think to do that... Woman taking a piss in front of car run down in tragic practical joke gone wrong So you want to be Bud Davis ...Sissy , Sissy ! Idaho teen faces charges for sending semen-frosted brownies to a student who pranked him with peanut butter Enough FTV girls to keep the whack meter in the green for a few days, at least Bizarre Soviet TV Commercials from the 1980's Thursday, March 10, 2005Rich's Thursday ThingsWell it was bound to happen before the week was out and it happened yesterday , We got our 1st contest entry and I couldnt be happier . Hey, It wasnt exactly what I expected but it's still the only one ....so far Here is the entry So for all you bastards who were waiting for the last day and submit that photo to win the $50 , well now you got competition. For all of you all over the country who dont know whats going on around here in New Haven , let me tell you . What the city is doing is hiring tow companys to go around and tow cars off the street if you owe any parking tickets , back taxes or registration is up and it has caused a uproar in the community . Well 1st with the black community because they are trying to play the race card , as usual , and with others who simply werent notified of the problem before thier car was towed . What they do is tow your car and keep it until you pay the money you owe which is the biggest crock of shit ever . How the fuck ae people supposed to get to work to pay the money they owe , that they didnt know they owed in the 1st place , without a car ? Well it seems the crook they hired to do all this towing owes about 4500 dollars himself in taxes and got caught ..Good , now maybe all those people will get those tow charges they had to pay back . Witness: Michael Jackson showed boys web sex sites, walked around naked with a boner Apparently marshmallows from a can were "The Original FOOD"...Check out the index for other early packaging. Georgia governor to demonstrate importance of neutering animals by performing the operation himself As Steak and BJ Day approaches, a friendly reminder to all the men to let their ladies know Bizarre homosexual necrophiliac duck earns researcher a Nobel prize Check out what shredding a couch looks like, along with a bunch of other industrial shredding videos Minnesota pushing bill to ban drinking at midnight on 21st birthdays, would rather have people getting drunk in the morning Gold is now a boy's best friend too . NYPD School Safety officer under fire after calling elementary school parents 'bitches' who 'need to be body-slammed' For those of you who are fans of Dr. Demento, here is an exclusive archive of The Dr. Demento Show. Many of the shows are available for download. Rich's Thursday ThingsWell it was bound to happen before the week was out and it happened yesterday , We got our 1st contest entry and I couldnt be happier . Hey, It wasnt exactly what I expected but it's still the only one ....so far Here is the entry So for all you bastards who were waiting for the last day and submit that photo to win the $50 , well now you got competition. For all of you all over the country who dont know whats going on around here in New Haven , let me tell you . What the city is doing is hiring tow companys to go around and tow cars off the street if you owe any parking tickets , back taxes or registration is up and it has caused a uproar in the community . Well 1st with the black community because they are trying to play the race card , as usual , and with others who simply werent notified of the problem before thier car was towed . What they do is tow your car and keep it until you pay the money you owe which is the biggest crock of shit ever . How the fuck ae people supposed to get to work to pay the money they owe , that they didnt know they owed in the 1st place , without a car ? Well it seems the crook they hired to do all this towing owes about 4500 dollars himself in taxes and got caught ..Good , now maybe all those people will get those tow charges they had to pay back . Witness: Michael Jackson showed boys web sex sites, walked around naked with a boner Apparently marshmallows from a can were "The Original FOOD"...Check out the index for other early packaging. Georgia governor to demonstrate importance of neutering animals by performing the operation himself As Steak and BJ Day approaches, a friendly reminder to all the men to let their ladies know Bizarre homosexual necrophiliac duck earns researcher a Nobel prize Check out what shredding a couch looks like, along with a bunch of other industrial shredding videos Minnesota pushing bill to ban drinking at midnight on 21st birthdays, would rather have people getting drunk in the morning Gold is now a boy's best friend too . NYPD School Safety officer under fire after calling elementary school parents 'bitches' who 'need to be body-slammed' For those of you who are fans of Dr. Demento, here is an exclusive archive of The Dr. Demento Show. Many of the shows are available for download. Wednesday, March 09, 2005Rich's Slip & Slide HumpdayThis goes out to all you miserable " I Love Winter" people ...Have fun getting home yesterday or getting to work today ??? Well lets rethink our views on winter now , shall we ?
$2,000 in stolen baby food may have been used to finance huge underground baby formula smuggling ring Another helicopter maze style game. Web site matches rednecks looking for love; teeth a hot commodity Now we need someone to invent a strap on dildo funnel...So not right ! Mel Gibson refunds 'Passion' previewers who were charged extra to see the movie early Try explaining this one to mom and dad. BE CAREFUL DRIVING OUT THERE , ITS SLIPPERY.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005Rich's Slumber DaySorry Guys , No sleep yesterday is kicking my ass so Im gonna crash for a couple hours before the kids gymnastics class . See ya Tommorow ! Monday, March 07, 2005Rich's Monday Super ColumnWeek 1 of the Brand New Photo Contest has come and gone without an entry . This is the last week to get those photo's taken and submitted to me so do that unless you dont want the $50.00 then nevermind. Im heading up to Foxwoods this morning for a Hold Em Tournament at 8am ...Wish Me Luck ! Well it looks like in addition to all around great guy , I am also a matchmaker while doing this site because 2 certain forum members came to see me at the Reef Saturday night and were quite friendly with one anohter ...Shhhh , cause Im not telling. Ok lets do this .... Smokinglobby.com is an online forum for both smokers and non-smokers alike to discuss fundamental individual freedoms and the right to choose whether or not to smoke 8-year-old not allowed to go outside and play arrested after he throws violent tantrum In-Action Heroes ! ......Mama's Boy, the Wuss, and the Suck-Up. Jailed serial killer doesn't quit day job, organizes prison sex abuse circle To be released on 6/06/06, any thoughts? Jacko's team says his love of porn 'shows he's normal' Mostly aircraft accident photos. No gore from what I could see, but be warned, I didn't have a chance to go through all of them Man spends two nights in trailer with dad's dead girlfriend, thinks she's just drunk What's the best thing to do when you see someone getting serviced during your evening bike ride through the park? Take a picture, of course GOP Adviser Found Dead at Carrie Fisher's Home PimpZilla, for the Firefox playa in you. Since most people probably don't know about "noodling," this should get you started. Don't worry, even the Okies in less rural areas make fun of them. Regardless, it takes... well, something to let a giant catfish swallow your arm so you can pull him out of a hole.
Friday, March 04, 2005Rich's Friday RantWhen did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck? Affleck recently agreed to be a spokesman for L'Oreal, with L'Oreal quoted as saying "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to care for their appearance." ....Afraid of taking care of their appearances? It's not that we're afraid you assholes, it's that we don't menstruate. What next? Men getting hormone injections so they can breast feed? Is it okay that I don't have a sense of style? Is it okay for me to scratch myself? I'm hairy. I like wearing plaid and I don't want to be told how to dress by some dude with a "queer eye." Is that okay with you sissies, or would you like me to package my balls and neatly carry them in a purse? For crying out loud. You're turning us into a nation of pussies...Please let us be the men we are ! Ok , back to your regularly scheduled laughs ...... Soccer team digging up dead fans buried under the field and moving them to a new stadium Ohh my sweet jesus ! Got pimples? 17th century advice is to bathe your face in the blood of beheaded puppies A friend of ours is perfecting his personal porn (java) search engine. You give it a site, and it'll download all the goodies it can find while you sleep. Looks promising. Stripper selling her infamous 'crazy big' battering boobs on eBay Fred Durst is the latest victim of the T-Mobile hacker. Surprisingly, the goodies include a video of him having unprotected sex with a girl. ***THE DC PIC CONTEST IS IN FULL EFFECT , IF YOU NEED THE RULES CLICK HERE *** The world is a sick,sick place sometimes The Live Journal quilt features hundreds of gagged bloggers. Too bad we can't break their fingers too Anna-Nicole drops her top, flaunts her G-string at Australian MTV awards Ozzy Osbourne stuns photographers by grabbing his daughter's breast Politicians seem to have trouble grasping the concept of humor, but they end up being kinda funny anyway
Thursday, March 03, 2005Rich's Thursday ThingsI found this on Maddox's website and thought it was very funny and had to post it .... The ASSHOLE TEST Having problems with people at work or school? Do you chuckle to yourself when you see someone fall over, or do you laugh out loud? Are you just not a "people's-person"? If so, you stand a good chance of being an asshole. Take the following test and add up your points to see if you too are an asshole. Give yourself... 5 points each time you laughed during the movie "Saving Private Ryan." 10 points if you've ever called someone with anorexia "fat." (Bonus 10 points if someone you called "fat" became anorexic). 5 points if you've ever tricked a little kid into giving you money. 10 points if you've ever considered running over a group of people (Bonus 10 points if there were old people in the crowd). 20 points if someone suicidal came to you for help.. and you encouraged them (Bonus 10 points if they mentioned you in their suicide note). 10 points if you've ever lied about a death in the family to get out of helping someone move. 10 points if you've ever teased someone enough so that they developed a complex. 25 points if you're affiliated in any way with Green Peace, The Arbor Day Foundation, United Way, or Amnesty International. 5 points for every time you've cut in line in front of an old lady (Bonus five points if you laughed or made threats). 10 points if you've ever keyed someone's car for having a better parking spot than you (Bonus 20 points if they were still in the car). 5 points if you've ever parked in a handicapped parking spot (Bonus 5 points if you weren't handicapped). (This next two are for parents only): 20 points if you ever told your kid that you wish they were aborted. 10 points if you told your kid that they were a mistake (Bonus 5 points if they really were). 5 points if you have an "I hate whales" bumper sticker.. just out of spite. 10 points for every time you "flipped off" an animal rights activist. 10 points if you've seen the movie "Titanic." 30 points if you can give your friends "the look," and they know better than to keep talking. 10 points if you've gone to work or school with a contagious disease (Bonus 5 points if you knew it was contagious). 20 points if you are, or have ever been a CEO. 10 points if you voted for Clinton. 10 points if you voted for Dole. 20 points if you've ever made a mean looking face to a baby (Bonus 10 points if you made it cry). 10 points if you've ever sped up while someone was crossing the road. 20 points if you went fishing, didn't catch any fish, and threw all your bait into the water so nobody else could catch any fish (Bonus 10 points if you got banned). 10 points if you're a cop. 10 points if you've ever faked an injury so someone would open a door for you. 5 points if you've ever considered making a bomb threat to get out of work (Bonus 20 points if you actually made the bomb threat. Give yourself an extra bonus of 10 points if you used a telephone from your work to make the bomb threat). 20 points if you've ever tried selling your brother. Once you add up your points, use the following chart to find out how much of an asshole you are: 0-50: You make me SICK. You probably love singing, dancing and children. You're a parasite to society, and I hope you die. 55-100: You're a novice asshole. Practice hating people more. No wait, just forget it. You'll probably fail again. I hate you. 105-200: You have potential for being a great asshole, but you're probably too socially active. Ditch your friends and spend all your spare time hating Tony Danza. 205-350: You're an asshole, no other way around it. You think making fun of old people and children is fun, and you wear fur just to piss off animal rights activists. You make me proud. 355-450: Donny Osmond, this one's for you. In case you ever came to my site, I just wanted to let you know that I hate your show, it's stupid and all your fans are dipshits. 455-500+: You're not just an asshole, but you're full of shit too. There's no way to get every possible point. Way to cheat, dumbass. Ok , just a shortie cause I gave you alot to read ..... Iranian quake 'survivor' was an imposter who just wanted some free morphine That's some mighty fine finger action you got there mister Tiny babies granted bail after being accused of looting, causing criminal damage Did I post this yesterday ?.....If you're a fan of the keyboard DJ stuff, this is probably the best one yet. Cow urine and feces being used as a cure of all kinds of ailments in India , even used in toothpaste Teagames has added another "BMX" game to their popular collection Woman gets 60 days for digging up remains of her boyfriend, drinking the beer that was buried with him Everybody wants you to know about the Hitchhiker's Guide trailer, so if you didn't already know about it, now you do. I really hope they don't screw this up Woman wakes up to man undressing her, assumes it's her husband so she has sex with him , man turns out to be the neighbor The amazing power of the Apache. (Training video footage.) Ok , Your going to have to tell me because I cant figure it out ...Sooo Wrong!!!
Wednesday, March 02, 2005Rich's Humpday HappeningsI want to start out today's column with a huge congratulations to Pete & Michelle on the birth of their 1st son . They are 2 people that truly deserve such a blessing and I am very happy for the both of them. Now here is Rich's new parents tip of the day : When your in the hospital and they ask you if you want the baby to go to the nursery for the night , LET THEM TAKE HIM . It doesnt make you a bad parent because your going to have enough sleepless nights to make up those parent points ....believe me ! Pete is a good guy that will always help you out in a jam and a very handy beaver at that too...You give this guy an hour and he will have digital cable coming in on your toaster. So good luck guys , cause this is when it gets fun . Ok , lets see what we got today ... Oxford student tries to sell college on eBay, wanted to replace it with new bar and sauna complex Do you adventioneer? Welsh brewery claims drinking ale can 'make you more saintly' A forum thread dedicated to nipple slips and other ooops quality goodness Using rice to mend cracks in buildings? It's true if you're in China I hate Agressive Alpine Skiing I cant believe im even typing this but ....Third woman comes forward in Koko the gorilla breast-scandal The New Photo Challenge is in full effect , even though I havent gotten any entries yet I feel them coming soon and as soon as I get them , you will see them . If you need more info about it , click here I want to leave this guy feedback for being the greatest eBayer EVAR!+++++++++++++++ Saddam to be forced into Hannibal Lecter-style cage during his trial Looming ice crystals nearby? Park somewhere else! Beauty pageant crowns Miss HIV Want to steal a car do ya ? ...well If you can read russian , your in luck! Rick Parsons crawled on his belly toward his prey, stopped at 150 yards (140 meters), and fired a single lethal shot at an unsuspecting blackbuck antelope from India - on Texas land It may take a while to load , but there are Boobs at the end of the rainbow . Tuesday, March 01, 2005Rich's Tuesday TidbitsDay one of the new Contest has came and went and I didnt get one entry but it is the 1st day and people are probably still coming up with Idea's for this one ..If you dont know what im talking about , look below. Well I just got done Shoveling .................again Im not going to get into the snow again and beat that horse intp the ground because you all know how I feel on the subject . Time to burn ..... A&E is placing a $195 million bet — and perhaps its future — on Tony Soprano's broad back Be a good person ..Help out the Breast Cancer cause . Say hello to Miss Reef ... Not that Reef ?!@ One lucky man could win his wife's weight in beer this weekend if he is strong enough to carry her across an obstacle course at the inaugural Australian wife-carrying championships Well there goes the god damn neighborhood. Frustrated customers accused of making threats against McDonalds...and the Pentagon The Art of Masturbating in Class (for males) Movie with over 30 minutes of actual sex including oral given 'R' rating Guess all the old computer game screenshots. See, snow sucks ...Boy crushed to death by 'giant snowball' Mmmm... Beer recipes! 9/11 victim buried with someone else's foot; body to be exhumed For the cooks in the crowd, here's some detailed instructions on how to cut a large variety of different vegetables. And if cooking isn't your thing, at least you can know 82 different ways to tie your shoelaces
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