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Friday, April 29, 2005
Rich's Friday Sleepytime
Sorry about the lack of Columns lately but I havent had time to blink let alone write anything , but I just got home and have to be back at work in 2 hours so let me do a quickie for ya .
BTW, We did it . We have mapped out next years vacation and it is something I have always wanted to do so we got together with the couple we hang out with who has kids the exact age as ours and are renting a Winnie and driving across country .
We are going to take the southern route so If anyone has any suggestions on sites we should see , routes we should take and so on feel free to email me or let me know about it in the forums .
But as for this year , 1 more week of dreary CT then its off the Disney with the kids ...I CANT WAIT !
Ok , let do this ...
Mother-daughter brutally killed, decapitated by mob for practicing witchcraft
Se7en with a twist .
Man catches his wife working as a high-class hooker after he saw her advert in a newspaper
Mini coaches. Real or fake?
Doctors remove 50 maggots from Thai man's ears...STOP !
Violence, chaos, mayhem... a lovely way to start your weekend.
Every position you ever wanted to try , and some you didnt know exsisted .
'Whore College' opens in San Francisco to teach wannabe prostitutes the ins and outs of the business
Never mind the childish MS Paint drawings! For the maximum shock to your prey, I recommend strapping a car battery to your shoe. Trust me.
Former NFL player drowns after gust of wind blows him off his fishing boat and into the water
The Age Transformation Tool, with added 'female' transformation! warning: can be very skeery.
Gun accidentally goes off in car ... twice, killing one
Create fire using only an aluminum can and chocolate
Voice mail play by play of a car accident. I laughed so hard I don't think my pants will ever dry...
What kind of initiations do they have at colleges in Norway?
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Rich's Tuesday Stuff
Flickerstick was fantastic last night and Im exhausted so just a quickie today .
Time to burn ...
Why buy your butt plugs when you can just rent them? Free lube included in every box!
While it's still no Super Sprint (I guess this is retro gaming day) it's still great.
Doctors remove kitchen knife from man's face after attempted murder (with pic)
The car responsible for the death of a thousand keyboards.
UK union attacks a secretly filmed documentary which shows pupils swearing, fighting and downloading porn
I don't usually pay much attention to this stuff, but this one is somewhat interesting. Two divers are doing their thing, and one of them has an equipment malfunction which leads to his accidental drowning, as ruled by the Orange County coroner. Now, the widow of the victim is suing the surviving diver for being a "bad diving buddy." So, can I sue my buddies from back in the day for being bad wingmen, and allowing me to make... poor drunken decisions?
Why would anyone waste the time ?
Man hangs flag emblazoned with swastika in yard, doesn't understand why his neighbors are all worked up
While not as exciting as eating spiders, locating the cheapest gas in your area is pretty nice these days.
'Housewives' star dons fake penis to play sex-change patient in new movie
The Old Negro Space Program (N.A.S.S.A - Negro American Space Society of Astronauts) documentary. Very well done and subtly hilarious.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Flickerstick takes over the DC
Well my little obsession has taken over the column today because they are here ....Flickerstick is in the state and will be at the Webster Theatre tonight .
If you have the chance , come down and see an amazing show because are truly a fantastic live band . If you frequent the forums you know that I am a Flickerstick fanatic, I have been to about 6 shows in the past 2 years and might go to NYC on thursday to see the boys again ...we'll see If the little lady lets me go .
Anyways this column is dedicated to my favorite band in the whole world ...FLICKERSTICK .
Welcome to the Flickerstick Lounge..Sit down , relax and listen to some good music. Includes discography, lyrics, sound files, and tour dates
VH1's official page on the boys.
Another pretty cool fan site .
The Lyrics to Welcoming Home the Astronauts , Their first Cd.
Here's Flickerstick's official message board.
Monday, April 25, 2005
Rich's Monday Super Column
Let me start out by thanking Hootie in advance for covering for me while Im away in 2 weeks , Ohh and thanks for the picture of the naked 12 year olds on the boat ( jesus man , check some ID's before you post that stuff ) in yesterdays column.
Now I want to address this whole Same Sex Marriage thing in CT because I never really had any thoughts on it because it was never in our state but here it is and now Im ready to talk .
I am kinda in the middle on this because I can go both ways on it ( insert joke here ) . One one hand I say people should be able to love who they want and if they feel that thier love is strong enough and deep enough they should have the right to get married no matter what sex they are . I mean Gay people are active in the community , they are people just like you and me and who am I to say that they shouldnt have the same rights as you and I ? We are all humans and should be treated equally ...right ?
Now on the other hand there are a few things that I disagree with about it . First off there is Gods will which is why he created man & woman ,defying Gods law and all laws of nature.. I can not honestly believe that God created men for men and women for women ..its not natural-which is obvious.. people need to realize that you can not act on all your thoughts and feelings.. say someone thinks they are in love with 2 men ..is that ok ?? how about with a child ?? how about animals ??
Then there is the children factor which is probably the hardest thing to explain . How would you as a parent try to explain to your child when he asks about the 2 men kissing on the street ? Do you tell him it is perfectly normal even though you dont think so because society allows it now ? All these parents with Gay children say that they are fine with thier children being gay and will love them no matter what they were are a little confused even though they probably do think that way now . I'll bet 1,000,000 to 1 that if they had thier choice they would want thier child to be straight and that means deep down they would not be as "OK" as they say they are now about it .
Then you have the over the top gay people which we all know at least one of them , who think they can say and do anything they want to anyone they want because they are gay. PLEASE STOP flaunting it in our faces , we are just warming up to the idea of this and by you shoving it down our throats make us want to fight back more against it .
So as you see , I have 2 different views on this so maybe you guys can shed a little light on your views about it in the forums today.
This is a classic , It's Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show having sex with a young lady. BTW , Howard Stern Sucks !
Hundreds of commuters go on rampage after bus drivers refuse to take them home
FHM contributing writer Keith Whamond captured what no sports fan would ever want to stare down an angry Gary Sheffield during April 14's Yankees/Red Sox game at Fenway Park."
Suicidal mom held after telling kids to unbuckle their seat belts before crash in attempt to kill them, herself
This is a great video of a guy who always used to catch his roommate dancing in their room after he walked out and set up a camera to catch what he did .....It is a little long but really fucking funny !
Crapping cop's gun falls out of his pants, goes off twice as he fumbles for it, blasts man in other stall
The future is in Flux
Drunk brother and sister bang each other in trailer
I want to go to the movies. The movies is where I feel your boobies
Prosecutors in Jackson case want jurors to hear about singer's late-night Vaseline demand
The folks at Homestar Runner have blessed us with something new. Welcome, Lil' Brudder.
Illinois country having unusual problem , stoners keep stealing their '420' signs
The "mystery" of the snow wall picture from a few weeks back has been explained. Photoshop is not part of the explanation.
Fliers may have led sex offender to commit suicide...GOOOD !
With the new Google Map option , you knew this was bound to happen sooner or later.
BTW, If any of you watched that heaping piule of dogshit show on Fox last night , Americas Top 40 live , and liked it you should go lay on the train tracks and wait for the train to come by .
Have a great day .
Just testing something. My column originally posted under sundays date but I figured out how to change the posting time and it moved my column to Monday. Hoot23
Hoot's Monday Mash
What up, what up, what up y'all!!!
It's me Hoot23 on the prowl again.
Thats right I am back to give a little slice of what I see out there in the wide and twisted space we call the internet. Richie is goin away in a couple weeks and asked if I could cover the column for him so I said no problem. This is a test run to see if I remember what the hell I am doing. So let's do it to it and get right to the all the sweet junk. Give me some feedback in the forums on what ya think. And if you have not joined the forums, well then what are you waiting for?
With spring in full swing I bet some of you have that stuffy nose or heavy head due to all the allergies out there. This may help. Try the Allergy Action Plan.
Just what is this???(Click on pic)
Anybody for a little ancient and medieval history.
Hey I know what we can do with that old jail. Let's make it a national recreation area. Welcome to the Rock.
Yes I had my own cereal back in the day.
This ones for you Rich!!! Just for how much you love snow.
I know some of you remember my old columns and want me to get to tha good junk so here you go!!!
See there are tons of uses for that colored plastic wrap!
Well that about wraps it for this one. I will see everyone in a couple weeks if not before.
I'm out. Peace. Hoot23
Friday, April 22, 2005
HOLY SHIT !!
I have been up to my asshole in IPCONFIG, WINSOCK and ETHERNET problems for the past 3 days and I still had no internet ..until earlier thursday night . Now dont get me wrong , I love the speed of the cable modem but the service and dependability totally sucks. I have had Comcast high speed for about a month now and this is the 3rd time it has been down . I was on the phone with Comcast 1st , they told me it was a Windows problem so I was on the phone for 2 hours and 48 minutes running tons of test on reconfiguring every single thing that could be configured until Windows told me it must be Comcast . So I called Comcast vback and we went through about 1 1/12 hours of ttests with them and still no avail ...I kept getting a 169 IP address ( whatever that means). Sp they tell me thay have to send a technician ourt but he cant come till Tuesday ..So I guess it is fixed but im not canceling him because Im going to make him come and then tell him it started working right before he got here ...Fuck Comcast.
lets do a delayed column ....
The truth about Deadwood: Where history ends and Hollywood begins.
Mom of the Year ...Woman flees scene of auto accident on foot with son and bottle of wine
Don't have any plans for the summer? Consider a job in Alaska
Biggest consumers of the $3 billion Internet child porn industry are teenagers
The ugly side of AA.
German inventor claims to have created world's most sophisticated robot sex doll, even has remote control
Shakenskin , not stirred .
For all you Gamers ...Playboy Pics to Go on Portable PlayStation
Tricks are for kids. How does he do it?
Woman sues former employers after being fired for piercing, saying she's a member of the 'Church of Body Modification'
Somehow, the term "I'd hit it" doesn't seem to be strong enough. Ok, how about "I'd hit it twice." Yeah!
Man waits in line to see Jane Fonda for about 90 minutes, just to spit tobacco juice on her face
Ever wonder how many people actually get injured on amusement park rides? It's more than you think.
Dad of the Year ....Father supplies 13-year-old daughter with nitrous oxide for her birthday party
I played with dolls as a kid too...but this is ,ummm .
Draw a pig to know yourself....dont ask , just do it .
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Rich's Tuesday Stuff
Are you ready for some Monday Night Football ....on ESPN ???
Well starting in 2006 ESPN has aquired the rights to Monday Night Football ending a long run by ABC and thank god they did. ABC has been horrible the last couple years in that broadcast and dont deserve to have that game on their network. Now maybe ESPN will smarten up and put this game on at a decent hour so we dont have to stay up till 1am watching the end of the game like we did with ABC . And please dont put Joe Theisman ( the moron) commentating this game because after listening to horrible John Madden , I dont think I can take much more .
Overall I like the move and think it is long overdue getting MNF off ABC .
Jane Fonda says she arranged threesomes for first husband
Mr. T raps about his mama. 1984 stylee!
Perv admits to leaving photographs of his genitals on women's cars
And in this week's most shocking news thus far, there are college kids with video cameras who don't copy Jackass. Check out the "Lecture Musical."
Dead porn star's lesbian film profits offered to Canada hospital
Have we seen Puki already? It's a fun game, but they're all so similar now it's hard to tell.
Drunken flasher dies when he trips over his trousers and falls from window on to spiked railings
FHM's Vida Guerra has conveniently allowed pictures from her mobile phone to make their way online
The, uhh... Legend of Sasquach Mountain.
During public meeting, law student asks Supreme Court Justice if he sodomizes his wife
Nintendo theme songs, a cappella
Hey, sailors ... Boating hotline mixup leads callers to racy phone sex line
The complete discography of America's favorite band Anal Cunt. What would the world be today without such smash hits as "I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It," "You Rollerblading Faggot," "Body By Auschvitz," "I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog," and my personal favorite "Internet Is Gay."
The Happiest Place on Earth ?... Unless you're the guy who paid for the family to get in.
Monday, April 18, 2005
Rich's Monday Wakeup column
Ahh , I am so happy the nice weather is here and anyone that misses winter can go jump in front of a bus ...This is the weather where everyone is happier, the girls dress much nicer and people are out and about ...God Damn I love the spring and summer , Are you getting that point ?
We played our 1st soccer game on Saturday and lost 6-2 but we played really good and the girls had a ball , and thats really whats it all about . ( plus we played a team that was together last year ) .
Ok , here we go ...
Naked prisoner wearing nothing more than his shackles tries to overpower guard, steal his gun
Friday, April 15, 2005
Rich's Friday Rant
My town is pissing me off and just recently sent me over the edge . West Haven has high taxes , one of the higher taxes in the state which is fine because sooner or later everyone is going to be the same tax wise but the City itself fucks the tax payers of this city big time.
Last Year we had bulk trash pickups twice a month , which was fine , you could do some Spring Cleaning and find a place for the stuff for 2 weeks until you were able to put the big stuff out with your regular garbage..But they changed it this year to one ASSIGNED week a month so you have to keep your bulk for month and god forbid you miss a week you will have to wait 2 months until pickup which is ridiculous !
The reason I am bitching is because just recently something happened that set me off and I dont think anything they do at this point is gonna make me not be pissed about it ...I needed a new toilet , mine kept clogging and it was just a piece of crap so I went out and bought a new one and had my buddy on my hockey team who is plumber come over and install it for me free of charge and put the other one of for the trash to pick it up , easy enough right ??
WRONG , the god damn big trash pickup was 2 weeks ago and wont be here for another 2 weeks so when the trash guy came he didnt take the toilet because he's not supposed to so now that I lugged this thing out there I said fuck it , Im leaving it there for 2 weeks and then they will take it ...well last night I went out there because it looked like someone had screwed around with , looked in a someone TOOK A SHIT IN IT .. I was so god damned pissed I could do nothing but laugh my ass off because If I didnt I would have strangled the next stranger that walked by my house. Now I have to pick up the shitted in toilet and carry it to the side of my house so no one else shits in it and makes it worse ...It was a kodak moment I can tell you that .
So FUCK OFF WEST HAVEN , you suck !
Have a Shittastic day ....
This will brighten anyone's day ..girls on the beach playing soccer .. HOT !
Car thief who broke into home returned to kill owners of SUV he had taken a year prior
Take a look at The Worldwide Panorama .
Anyone not see this Hillary Duff pic yet ...It is too good to miss.
Schwarzenegger, ever the action hero, burns his kid's clothes if left lying around
Here are some Bizarre place names .
The Smokerlyzer, a hand-held carbon monoxide detector, shows if your child has taken up smoking
In the spirit of making your visitors uncomfortable, now you can add a Trophy Lamp to your collection of dead animals
Gene Simmons is going to teach your kids about music. Be afraid!
When it comes to music videos, completely strange is the new normal.
Man who slashed wife's throat 14 times — and then claimed she'd killed herself - is sentenced
"Warning: Don't buy this DVD. Almost no one can actually do the stuff you're about to see. It's aggressive, showy, complex, impossibly fast, and freakish. Once you master it, your spectators may notice only one tenth of what they're supposed to see... and only one one-hundredth of what is actually happening. That's no way to live..."
I think I saw a nipple..ohh yah I did .
Greek court to rule on banned Jesus cartoon book featuring the Son of God getting drunk with Jimi Hendrix
Abusing a car AND its salesman during a test drive can be a pretty good time.
What a funeral ..Indian man wills his last remains to wild animals after his death
The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator...dont ask.
Family markets cow shit shirts
Should you ever feel the need to perform a temporary sex change (cosmetic only), this guide is for you. It was all fun and games 'till the super glue came out.
Hey it's Friday , there's gonna be some 's being thrown around.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Rich's Flashback Thursday
Before I start I just want to say ..HAPPY BIRTHDAY , Ya Old Fuck !
We had things like Yard Jarts as toys , You would throw heavy metal projectiles at a small circle that you were standing about 2 feet from and if you werent paying attention you might catch one right in the noggin but everyone played them and it was ok . Then remember when you were a kid buying that stuff to blow up your own balloons, you would put this sticky substance at the end of a inch long straw and blow hard and try to make a cool balloon after it dried all while trying not to inhale the highly toxic fumes from this mystery matter but everyone did it and it was ok.
The reason Im bringing this all to light is because a big piece of , people of my generation and before me , Memories was torn down yesterday . The Bowl Drive Inn was finally torn down after years of sitting there vacant . I could remember going there with my pajamas on some nights but I really didnt care because it was so exciting sitting in your car watching a movie or other times playing on the swings in front and giving a care in the world who the was in the movie . They had those horrible speakers you put on your windows and the worst snack bar but they packed them in night after night . You would get there about dusk and wait in line for it to open as people were climbing into trunks around you so they didnt have to pay , try and have your dad get a good spot and either sit in your car or sit on the hood until you got bored then it was off to play with your friends and everyone always knew someone who climbed the screen during the movie and got taken down by the cops ...God I miss being a kid.
Those were the days and its a shame that the younger generation will never know what real fun being a kid was.
So, how long until this little fella is for sale on eBay as the Jesus Ray?
Busted: High-flying hookers who were dispatched to cities across the US for sex 'tours'
Looks like we have a future winner on our hands here.
Freak hailstones 'as big as eggs' kill 18 in China
I thought technology was supposed to make driving safer?
Robber steals gag from popular Super Bowl ad to rob bank of its cash
Subway flashing is the best .
Cops nab pervert behind a rash of brutal sex assaults on horses, donkeys, sheep
And I thought WE had a bad winter , after seeing this Im not complaining anymore.
Indonesia's president bombarded with requests to slaughter 1,000 sheep to prevent another disastrous quake
Best Buy, kings of customer service that they are, had a customer arrested for attempting to pay with $2 bills
Need a hooker in Hungary? You could soon be able to pick one up along with a new shirt at Gap
Tricks of the Trade: Professional secrets from those in the know.
Kill Allen Wrench (punk band) has some, ahem, interesting groupies.
Nothing, but nothing good will ever happen when you're blindfolded and asked to "name that stripper."
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Rich's Humpday Happenings
Sorry about Yesterday but this Cold / Allergies are really kicking my ass and I took some Claritin D for the first time and was a zombie all night .
Ok, who in here can say the Miss Connecticut comes to their softball games .....anyone ? Well I can because if you watched the show on Monday night she didnt make it into the top 15 even though a bunch of people voted for her online for me , she goes out with a guy on my team and she comes every wednesday night to see us play .
I got a nice little rant brewing but Im gonna hold off for a day or two .
Ebay Item of the day .....Today YOU can become part of the most extreme experience of a lifetime – sitting in the co-pilot’s seat in Tornado Attack One
Crowd waiting to see performance art featuring 100 naked women scuffles with police....Wouldnt you ?
The "TV spot" for Charlie and the Chocolate factory has been released, and it looks as weird as I'd hoped. Check the link toward the bottom.
Jealous fans start racist hate campaign against Oriental girl set to play Harry Potter's first love
Annotated maps from Google's new satellite search option, detailing your childhood...Thanks for nothing Dave ?!?@
High school teacher arrested for exposing breasts to students, possessing marijuana...Ahhh the memories .
The final scene of Se7en, as performed by stuffed animals. (Harsh language for the folks at work.)
Mom ??.....44-year-old mom accused of street racing against her son
If you're interested in how area codes are distributed, this little map is great. It must suck when your entire state has only one area code.
Invasion of blood-thirsty bed bugs attack, sicken couple on Royal Caribbean cruise
Operation: Dance Dance - The most funky little stick men ever!
Grannies strip naked in attempt to kill pesky crop-destroying rodents
Tired of the corporate coffee giants? The "Delocator" will help you find a hippy cafe near you.
Apparently Green Day is too crude for the Marriott Marquis. The execs rejected their latest billboard submission, which appears to be the cover art from their latest album
Monday, April 11, 2005
Rich's Monday Wake Up Column
What a great weekend we had here in CT , and for all of you who are else where we here in CT have been begging for some good weather after the winter we had and we finally got it this weekend. The Home Improvement stores were packed and people were out all over the place .
I actually call this " To Do List " weather , because If you are like me once it gets warm out I have a to do list everyday that is full of stuff for the day ahead .
Oh, BTW thanks to all of you who came to visit me at the Reef Friday to see my longtime partner Phlixx off , He is moving on and we had to work together his last night , and what a night it was ! It was a long fun ride and he will be sorley missed by me because he actually kept me sane in that nuthouse.
Ok lets do it ...
Ebay item of the day ....oh yah , someones going to hell !
South African women bust out of their tops to celebrate National Cleavage Day
This is a wierd one .... Naked boy found alone on dark road. Police try to help, but when they return the child disappears
Bother, Bother, Bother , Bother .....ugh .
Overprotective MUCH ? ...Angry dad 'abducts' daughter's online boyfriend
Madonna's 1976 student film. Clearly, acting has always been a challenge.
Airline providing mile-high service
Listen Up ....Do your damn taxes!
Only in CT ...Driver of beer truck charged with drunk driving after dangerous, swerving escapade
It's only the greatest game room ever!...go outside and play NERD .
Enterprising drug dealers hand out free crack samples to potential customers
MmMmmm, bad girls are a welcome change of pace
Bloodsucking leech spends month up Hong Kong hiker's nose
Friday, April 08, 2005
Rich's Friday Non Rant day
You know it's Friday and I was going to write my usual rant today because Sheehan looks forward to it so much , But I have nothing to bitch about ...Imagine that ?
I am pretty content this week with everything and am cruising right along so no rant today .
Do it To it ..
Georgia woman claims NFL superstar Michael Vick gave her herpes after unprotected sex romp
Signs of the times, or signs of poor grammar?
Sicko killer leaves ex dying, texts her mobile: 'I hope you are dead'
Those Nigerian "sheet eating" scammers sure do take a lot of abuse while screwing people out of their money.
Florida police seize 16 tons of rotting food headed for Chinese restaurants
Meh, it's obviously a fake. Everybody knows David Blaine doesn't have a heart
Brando's ex-business manager sues for sexual harassment , says he forced her to watch porn and look at his dick
It's only the greatest game room ever!
Grad student under arrest after spraying Asian students with bottles full of piss and sperm
So you say your feeling a little lonely , check this guy ouy and get back to me .
No Nudity , but it's pretty damn close !
New U.S. Army robots can find and kill enemy troops using night vision, thermal imaging (with video)
"I am so F***ing mad right now I could just spit bullets. I got woke up this morning at 6:30 by a phone call from my neighbor telling me that my smartie was laying on it's side in my driveway."
Fun in detention ..ahh the good old days.
Swedish woman photographs swan in river; later checks picture to see human hand sticking out of the ice
SONGFIGHT : "Each week a new title for a song (actually 4 songs) is put out. People choose what song they want to write for, and by the end of the week, they have submitted a song complete with vocals, bass, guitar, etc. Visitors then vote on their favorites. It great to hear what people can come up with."
Video of Bush daughter Jenna drunk at party being sold, could end up on national TV
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Rich's Thursday Things
Im tired and I was going to go to bed without doing a column this morning but my buddy Pete said he cant start work without reading the column so Im doing this for him ....plus he went 4 - 4 last night in our game .
A Quickie ...
As far as I can see , this is a "Pee in her butt" petition ..dont ask me ?
Japanese women to get their own subway cars to help cut down on rampant groping from perverts
THIS IS GREAT ..Pat Buchanon gets owned, Hidden Valley Ranch style.
A three-judge panel last week found that calling someone a "dumb ass" was a statement of opinion, not fact — and therefore protected free speech..They needed a 3 judge panel for this ?
Napoleon Dynamite, Halo style.
Fans of incredibly painful 'body suspension' say it's great
It's optical illusion Thursday .
Porn-lover kicked off airplane after flight crew doesn't let him look at smut while traveling
Want to buy a tax free car straight from Russia? Special price, only for you my friend!
DUH ..Woman gets bird flu after drinking duck blood
It's no joke: Someone created a quality puzzle game. Amazing!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ...Fed up with the tabloids, Britney and Kevin are going to star in their own reality show
The NYPL Digital Gallery provides access to over 275,000 images digitized from primary sources and printed rarities in the collections of The New York Public Library
Veronica Zemanova makes me feel like being a hero.
See ya tommorow !
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Rich's Humpday Happenings
I started coaching my daughter's 5 year old soccer team yesterday , and I have to tell you it was alot more fun that I expected . I really know nothing about soccer but I read a few books and looked a few things online and did pretty good running my 1st practice ever.
Getting 8 five year olds to do the same thing for an hour wasnt easy but we got by ...Now we have to win some games , but as long as the kids are having fun thats all that matters .
BTW , Softball starts tonight for me so here comes the schedule squeeze because I also have a golf committee meeting tonight too .
Here we go ..
The ladder theory is a theory of adult male/female interaction. It has its basis in many years of sociological field testing.
Ebay Item of the day ...click here ....sure it's nice and cute until the lights go out.
No doubt, many of you (especially those so vocal in the forums) were crushed when Full House ended. The end of your suffering is near.
Study uses video game 'Dance Dance Revolution' to fight obesity
Frog vs Turtle: It's not clear whether the frog really wins, or if it was a fixed fight. Either way, that's one fiesty frog. (Check the video.)
First openly homosexual bishop angers fellow Anglicans by suggesting that Jesus might have been gay
Even asscrack hair has its own special place in this world.
Brave woman offers to breastfeed a pair of endangered Bengal tiger cubs
Check for Sex Offenders in your neighborhood .
Man serving prison term for murdering wife is released...after his wife was found alive
Lisa Chandler , Ohh my friging god !
For all you summer dieters : Chicken not such a healthy option; more fat than protein
Play a little tune on this xylophone.
Actual color photos from WWI. "The color photo was invented in 1903 by the Lumiere brothers, and the French army was the only one taking color photos during the course of the war."
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Rich's Tuesday Tidbits
I have been working for the New Haven Register for about 15 years now and I have to tell you it is a terrible company to work for but it's a union job and it pays good because of the union rates.
The reason Im telling you that is because of a recent thread brought up in the forums about a new Spanish version of the Register they are starting to publish. I thought I would get a little info from my supervisor about it before I went ahead and commented on it . It seems that they are giving it away for free instead of charging people for it and the spanish community is up in arms because they say it is implying that they cant afford it and they are being discriminated against by this .
Well The Register has tried many other ventures other than just the Register and none have worked ( The National sports paper, The Journal Courier ) So they figure instead of charging people right off the bat and scaring them away , they would track the number of papers being taken each week and base the continuance of it by that .
It has nothing to do with race even though most minorities would play that card over and over and over again . Please people, Dont have more important things to worry about this day and age other than companies trying to give us free papers ..I say Fuck em and stop making it , You wanna bitch about well now learn to read english Pedro !
Ok , Time to burn .....
EBAY item of the day ....check it out
Doctors discover that internet penis enlargement product actually does work..Jambo maxes out all his credit cards !
The first color show pre-recorded at NBC's new state-of-the-art "Color City" studios in Burbank, California, circa 1958
Wisconsin wheelchair pageant winner loses her crown after incriminating newspaper picture shows she isn't disabled enough
Could poker chip tricks be the second easiest way to get laid in Vegas? For serious!
Man strangles and beheads wife because she allegedly told him this way they "could be together forever"
Finger Twister, secretly funded by Windex
So, Hulk Hogan has a daughter?
India opens government-sponsored school for prostitutes
Richard Simmons vs. Who's Line Is It...ohh the horror and ohh so funny !
All-you-can-drink beer fest under investigation after wasted Wisconsin lawmaker gets DUI
Remember this game ? ...It makes me sad to see companies bastardize one of the greatest games in history (don't hate) to market their stuff. I guess this is just helping their cause by posting it.
Monday, April 04, 2005
Rich's Monday Super Column
Too much death around these parts lately , lets get back to having fun ....
Working in a bar all these years I have noticed a few things about the way guys dress to "impress" girls and we are a sorry bunch .That's right boys, take a time out from the cheerleading competition on ESPN for a sec and listen to my little manifesto on boy's fashion. It's a topic not enough of you are familiar with, or even think is important, but trust us, if you're still wearing the free tee-shirts you get on campus out to the bars and you're wondering why you're not getting some, let me make the connection for you.
Now, with the exception of about 2 percent of the male population that have enough charisma to wear a shirt made of bologna out to a club and still get the ladies, the rest of you all should take a quick glance in the mirror before heading out. Girls love fashion. You want girls to love you. So love fashion. Simple as that.
But be careful!! There is a fine line between a well dressed hetrosexual male and the mistaken gay. Don't get us wrong, women LOVE the gay man, the most elusive of your gender, the one we'll lust after until we find out they are anti-vagina. But if you are not one of them, you want to make sure you still retain the straight vibe about you.
NO, it does not take a hefty Visa limit to achieve good fashion! Here are some simple tips to remember, for any budget:
* Shorts are hardly ever a good idea.
* The BEST fall back outfit for going out is a nice pair of jeans and a white button-down collered shirt (NOT tucked in), sleeves rolled up to mid-forearm.
* Dress for the situation. Don't take a girl to the theater dressed in jeans, but don't show up in a tux either. Black pants, button-down shirt, jacket, no tie.
* Iron your shirts, for godsake.
* Brown belt- brown shoes. Black belt? BLACK SHOES.
* We hate the term, but wife-beaters are not bar-appropriate. Working in the yard? HOT. Out in public? Puke.
* If you own any of the following, IMMEDIATELY throw them away and/or burn in backyard fire pit ceremoniously: black jeans, denim shirts, jean shorts, any tapered pants (meaning they get skinner around your ankle), pants that don't reach the very bottom of your heel when you're wearing shoes, sweaters that involve more than 2 colors, anything with cartoon charcters on it, tee-shirts with the sleeves cut off, and anything spandex, lycra, silk or velvet
And If your married , just stop trying all together because you will be accused of cheating !
Ok , lets do this .....
My old friend Dave from high school came in to see me on saturday , and while we were thinking back about the old days he told me he runs an online gaming community for gamers to enjoy ....here it is . They mostly play Socom 2 , I guess its an 8 on 8 deal .
Eminem's "Just Lose It," Azn style
Only in CT ....Mother pleads guilty to taping girls performing sex acts
Butter Couple: Let the Internet decide who you should date
World Wind lets you zoom from satellite altitude into any place on Earth. Leveraging Landsat satellite imagery and Shuttle Radar Topography Mission data, World Wind lets you experience Earth terrain in visually rich 3D, just as if you were really there
Judges slam ladies-room door on drag queens , men who dress as women have to use the men's room
Ahh the 70's ....This is scariest thing I have ever seen ??!
Man drowns while testing his new water depth finder
Crispin Hellion Glover intends to prove that it doesn't matter what it is, people will watch when you include even .02 seconds worth of boobies.
Koran scholar claims the US will cease to exist in 2007 following giant tsunami
AmazType: A visual representation of search keywords on Amazon
WTF ? ...Research: Black men have more lovers during their lifetimes than any other ethnic group
I will never talk shit in a bar after I throw a bullseye again after seeing this guy.
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Pope John Paul has passed
Remember and pray ...
Friday, April 01, 2005
No links today , Just a day of remembering the fight this girl put up in her life and her murde...ohh, Death .
I Want You To Know
Loved ones and friends
All the hurt, fear and pain
I gazed upon the Lord's
I know that you miss me,
A cool breeze on your face,
Life on earth is but one
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