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Monday, May 30, 2005Saturday, May 28, 2005The RainbowYesterday ( friday ) about 7:30 at night , there was the most perfect rainbow down the beach I have ever seen . It looked like it started at Lighthouse Point in New Haven and ended somewhere in the water near Bridgeport . I was totally dumbfounded and I dont know why . It was truly an awe inspiring site . The colors were so pronounced and it was enormous. I know It might be a little gay , but I just had to write and tell you guys Friday, May 27, 2005Friday FunniesRemember to come on by and see me at The Reef tommorow night since it will be my last Saturday Night , I'll be there waiting for you to come up and say hello. Huge 75-pound orange crab sculpture wearing chef's hat and holding tongs and whisk stolen from outside grocery store....With pic , Ohh yeah there's a pic ! A lake in the backwoods of Russia disappears overnight and the locals blame America? Yea, all your lakes are belong to us The self-referential aptitude test THIS IS VERY COOL .....The history of sampling.( click on the dots) Commuters protest rate increase in tolls by paying one penny at a time Madonna, circa 1979 Wildflower feared to be extinct after going missing for 6 decades is found in California How to brew beer in your coffee pot. Study: North America settled by just 70 people after crossing a land bridge from Asia "In the 80’s, 'boot camps' for troubled teens became the new treatment dejour for parents at their wits end. However, after numerous allegations of severe abuse, untrained staff and several deaths, these camps came under much scrutiny. Steve Cartisano ran the most notorious of these camps, called Challenger Foundation. I was 15 when I was kidnapped from my bed and taken to Challenger. 63 Days is the story-in-progress about my brutal experiences there, my subsequent escape and the aftermath." Mail-order maggots prove big business for hospital Time Magazine picks its top 100 movies of all time. Someone at Time is OLD! Top Hollywood director calls Reese Witherspoon a 'dick' for having stuck-up attitude The Nerd Watch Museum Since nobody can agree on the best movies of all time, maybe we can do a little better with the best movie star voices of all time Use it with Force, Leia. Garth Brooks steals the show after proposing to fellow country star Trisha Yearwood in front of 7,000 fans Harry Potter fans (?), you probably know someone major is going to die in the new book. Supposedly it's been leaked who that someone is. Read on if you're into spoilers. The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show, complete with singing alien World-record 124-pound blue catfish dies Thursday, May 26, 2005My Packing It In ( sort of ) ColumnWell If most of dont know , This Saturday is going to be my last saturday night at Donovan's Reef . I have worked them for about 15 years straight and I have come to outgrow them . When I was in Florida sitting the pool with my kids having a great time I got to thinking that when Im home I dont get to spend as much "QUALITY" time because I am always doing something for them or some activity that involves them and I never really get to just sit back and enjoy the kids . So I came to a decision that the kids are only going to little once and I dont want to miss it because of work so I came to this decision . Now that the summer is here , all things happen on saturday night and I am not missing them this year . So If you arent doing anything on saturday night , come on down and see me for the last time on a saturday ever. Im going to really miss my regulars ( who read the column everyday because I threaten them ) Bob & Patty , Anne & The Kernel ( yah, it's spelled right) , The Expresso Martini duo Thanks everyone for the great weekend memories ! Ok , lets go .... Shopkeeper receives DNA kit from police so he can take samples every time his teenage tormentors spit in his face How do Chinese reels end up in US theater? Does that mean somewhere in China, Episode III will suddenly switch to being played in English? Let's hope not. Hmmm ..how do they bottle this and why do they bottle this ? Widow fears for her life after rumors that her husband has returned from the dead as huge snake with human head Be prepared to pull every hair in your head out ( sorry Jambo Giant handcuffed dominatrix teddy bear wearing leather mask banned from bear parade Say hello to the Virtual Stripper . Her wish is your command. Car vanity plate displaying formula for meth goes unnoticed by state licensing police...until now. NYPD's list of top 10 most wanted reads like horror story Howard Stern's maligned 2004 Escalade Limousine can be yours..God , Stern Sucks ! If you're at all curious about how Google works, they're going to start a webcast of their "factory tour" in about 30 minutes. Woman's ear falls off while drying hair Austin Powers you are not , My chinkie friend. Tuesday, May 24, 2005The Tuesday TidbitsWe had a couple newbies pop in to the forums to give me a little shit about the underwear thing yesterday , Damn Feminists !@ Ok , It's Go time ...... British futurologist predicts that it will be possible to 'download' the contents of our brains onto a supercomputer by the year 2050 Information on the upcoming Nintendo Revolution. Nintendo is making it clear they're not a part of the battle for horsepower. Gas Buddy vs. Google Maps...try it Chicago Crime vs. Google Maps. Chicago looks rather skeery. Dont get me fucking started The 1001 HP Bugatti Veyron looks to soon be the fastest production car, at 248mph Starfighter: I'm a sucker for games where you can buy upgrades and stuff Graduation gown worn by 22 people in one family What do the simpsons have in store for us, next season? Michael Jackson reportedly sold his Neverland ranch for $35 million to cover his increasing legal costs All I can say is ...WOW ! British drinkers face a new kind of 'Happy Hour' that doesn't encourage people to drink Tarzan Rubberband: Jew B. and Milky Whyte will haunt you forever Monday, May 23, 2005Starting the Week with a Rant !What happened to Men's Underwear ?? O & A were talking about this a couple weeks back and it sparked a thought in my head . Guys , Remember when you used to go to the store and buy the regular 3 pack of underwear , your in and out of the store in 10 minutes . Now they have 3/4 nude men with Giant Hogs in thier pants on the package of a 2 pack, It may as well be gay porn on the cover. And now there are about 8 different cuts on underwear for men so you have to stand there and stare at the packages with the men on it like you are enjoying it trying to see how this certain kind of underwear looks on this nude male model. It is kinda embarrassing , they might as well have a guy blowing another one because it is that close . Another thing about buying clothes , that is places like Abercrombie , you go into the store to buy a pair of jeans and there are 100 pictures of shirtless boys frolicing in the sand ?? Dude , Im just trying to buy a pair of jeans ..couldnt let up on the half nude boys for me a little . Then what is worse is that If you decide to buy a pair and go up to the counter to pay for it , they put you jeans in a shopping back with .....you guessed it , Nude men on the bag so you have to walk around the mall with this frigin bag all day . Try getting a glimpse of yourself carrying that bag in the window ....it's not a pretty site. Im not homophobic , Im just pointing out a fact ! Ok , here we go ..... Rule #1 why you shouldnt own a webcam. Vegetarians make 'porn' video depicting fondled veggies in attempt to prove that they're not pussies Family Guy the movie? Is this for real? Woman creates line of greeting cards for people involved in extramarital affairs The claim being made is he drew this using MS Paint Veejay host of Afghan version of MTV murdered in her home after station shuts down Play the Bill Cosby game .....funny stuff. Everybody should drive an esuvee..I got to be honest , this commercial scares the shit out of me . California lawyer litigates during the day, and deep dicks during the night in double life as lawyer/porn star Stop shining that bright light in her face, for the love of god! Cabbie gets decapitated when he sticks his head out car's window to see if he could squeeze between the column and a truck The Google Store is now open for business. If only they made a shirt that said "Google accelerated my website and didn't even give me a reacharound." I'd throw some money at that. Row after row of ho after ho. Repost? Maybe. Do I care? No ;) 56k Beware! Friday, May 20, 2005Rich's Wrap UpWell I was going to let Hootie do today and he said he would but when i got home from work just now and puulled up the Column ...WHAM , no hoot column . I have a good rant Im saving for monday Well here's a thing ... Court hears of airline girl murdered by her husband, dumped in suitcase, tossed in river Your magic missile has been resisted. Jesus white people ...relax . Young girl who claimed black man with 'dirty teeth' raped her in bed was lying Duck Take Cover Again: Atomic bomb test footage vs. Jim Morrison Guys jerking off in public places is becoming routine for girls at Northwestern college Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy Woman wearing vibrating pants to grocery store rushed to hospital after over excitement led her to hitting head What the hell is that ? Read about it here . The 80's just won't die. Prepare yourself for Knight Rider: The Movie. Yea, David will be there. Man's severed finger from workplace accident sold to woman who used it for Wendy's scam Ever wonder what it's like to travel at the speed of light? Apparently it's kind of like looking through a fisheye and walking really slow. Hrmph Wednesday, May 18, 2005Rich's Humpday HappeningsHey , If there is anything you want to see on the TDC just drop me an email and let me , I am taking requests . Lets do it ... Pervert clown uses his persona to lure, assault children...It probably went down something like this
Man who heard voices, started shooting his closet, dies after cops taser him What color eyes will your children have? Spice Girl Geri Halliwell boasts of her huge collection of sex toys, claims she forces men to take HIV test
Doctor being treated for shock after 'corpse' punches him in the face For all you ( Turkish) Star Wars Geeks ( Turkish) , here's a whole pile of various Star Wars parodies, both new and old. This is a crime !!! ....Disney execs decide Lindsay Lohan's breasts are too big, use CGI to take her down a size So , you like all 5 of your fingers ? THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WIERDEST & DISTURBING THINGS I HAVE EVER POSTED ON HERE ....SEE FOR YOURSELF ? Tuesday, May 17, 2005Rich's Tuesday TidbitsAfter posting that Heavy.com Radio link yesterday , I got to dive deep into it and it is really good . I enjoyed the comedy station and the 80's station. Since I got cable modem I have begun listening alot more to internet radio and I have to tell you it is pretty good stuff , A little wierd sometimes but good rare stuff. BTW, Hootie saw Peter out yesterday and he is alive and well . We are going to be chatting in a few weeks and we should have a nice fresh new TDC soon because he is going to sit down with me and give me the reigns soon...so sit tight ! Here we go .... Some more Internet radio stuff .... Locate your IRS at Radio Locator Live 365 is a very good site WOV Pioneer is another good one 3WK Undergroundradio is an Internet Radio station that features the best underground And onto other stuff.... Mom awarded $2.3 million after baby's toes fall off The Google Store is now open for business. If only they made a shirt that said "Google accelerated my website and didn't even give me a reacharound." I'd throw some money at that. Police nab two suspected human skinners who allegedly sold the skin of a 9-year-old boy for $18 How to be a Strong Man Drunk man steals Krispy Kreme truck Boxed Thoughts: An overview of human thought. Russian woman fights for the right to bury her decapitated son with his head Collaborate with others to create "art." In other words, watch as retards everywhere draw pictures of poop on top of your masterpiece. Yay. Freaky-thin Lindsay Lohan denies having an eating disorder, claims she's just 'losing her baby fat' Are you a bow master?..I am fucking awesome at this game ! Hearing familiar songs covered using the kazoo isn't as bad as seeing testicles get twisted off, but it's close
Monday, May 16, 2005Im BAAAAAAAACK !!Did Ya miss me ?? Instead of getting into the details of my fantastic vacation that would probably just bore you to death let me just say this ...We had awesome weather and an awesome time , I think that about sums it up . If you are thinking about going to Disney next year make sure you go this week next year because we didnt wait more than 10 minutes for any ride . It was very nice not to wait in line for an hour at a time with the kids and all. Big Props go out to Hootie on doing a bang up job for me while I was away , It's nice to have someone like Hootie around to give you guys a little different style once and a while , I might make him a occasional columnist every week . Ok , without further wait ..here it comes
Man dies after four hit and runs, drivers all failed to report the accident How good are you with your Etch A Sketch? Still making square b00bies? Substitute teacher fired after student catches him looking at online porn during class Ever wondered just how absorbent a tampon could be? Officials claim that gynecologist who swapped pills for blowjobs from teenage girls, was running clinic The secret is: There are no secrets. Court upholds indecent exposure conviction for man's talking penis Now that Mother's Day is over, it's time to start thinking about Father's Day Buffalo escape, and are shot to death in graphic news video( you bet your ass the video is on here ) The original Bust-a-Move, in nearly all its former glory Man killed and skinned his mother then draped himself in her flesh and stepped out to direct traffic Order your chicken today! Hobbits are very very gay. Thursday, May 12, 2005Hoot's Tawdry ThursdayHello!!! Another day to give you something to waste your time with. Shall we? Some of you out there noticed the lack of any nudity in my column yesterday, so this one's for you Laz. For the video game fans out there. New Game Consoles Set to Shake E3. It's all about the apocalypse! Who the hell is this guy messaging? Animal Vegetable Video: Outfitting Animals and Plants with Helmet-Mounted Video Cameras Worldwide The Force will not be with American businesses next week when the new "Star Wars" flick opens. Listen closely!! Send me one large box of Jujyfruits or the fiberglass cow gets made into a boat!!! Dat's it fo today!! Have a good one everbody. Wednesday, May 11, 2005Hoot's Wicked WednesdayHey all!!! It's humpday and halfway to the weekend. I am going to do a little bit of a Richie rant here, but don't worry it won't be long. I have noticed lately that a lot of new cars and trucks have turn signal lights that are red. Ummmmm...............???????????................ Hello????????? The brake lights are red. Why in the fuck would you make the turn signals red also? You can't clearly see them separately from the brake light. I would love to know what fuck nut wizard of an auto designer came up with that idea. Fuck nut designer: "Hey I know of a great design change we can make. Let's make the turn signals red just like the brakes. This way people who are behind the car that is turning might not see the signal to turn and they will rear end the car in front of them. That would be funny!" Fuck nut's manager who is just as much a fucknut as the rest of them: "Yes that would be a great idea. And we will make the rear end out of one piece of material so that when he gets rear ended he will have to replace the whole back of the car. Heh heh." ?@!@!$$%%#$ is what I have to say about that. It amazes me how stupid some people in this world really are. Alrighty then........let's do it to it! Are you more human than human? Breaking news!!! No, really, I am Jesus Christ! Can I have my license now? Please help save the Albino Squirrel! A little rock, paper, scissors! It's amazing, this website can read your mind! This is a bit long but pretty funny. Now this is a restaurant with quite a view!!! Have you missed an episode of 24? Forget to tape Survivor? Whats the latest scandal on Desperate Housewives? Find it all at Television Without Pity. For those who like bathroom humor, take a little whiff of my fart, baby!! Hey that glacier is melting! Quick throw a blanket on it!!!??? This is cool. Live Osprey cam from Milford, CT. There are four eggs in the nest. Just what is this all about? Keep clicking somewhere on the page to find out! Heh heh, firecracker meets orange!!! That's all for today folks!!! See ya tomorrow. Peace. Hoot23 Tuesday, May 10, 2005Hoot's Tuesday TwistWhat up again! Gotta make this one quick. So let's get r done. A little world history anyone? Check out Hyper History Online. Want to learn about the diversity of organisms on Earth? This is helpful. The Tree Of Life Web Project. A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and Just what is Kleptography? "Media criticism does exist in America. But by and large, it is not citizen-based criticism designed to make media a better source of information in a democracy. Instead, it is a cynical manipulation of the discourse designed to silence even the mildest dissent from the conservative, militantly pro-corporate dogma that has come to pass for news in an era when "reporters" brag about the size of their American-flag lapel pins." Couple pics before I go. I have to go now. I will be back tommorrow. See ya. Peace. Hoot23 Monday, May 09, 2005Hoot's Monday MashupHello everyone in TDC land. Yes it is me Hoot23 takin over the chores for a week here in our little slice of madness we call home. I know Richie needed this week off cause I think he was gonna pass out from lack of sleep last Thursday when I saw him before he left for his well deserved rest. Let's get right to this. Everone needs to get this software. In Buffalo, N.Y. a twenty-two-year-old event disc jockey Rob Lovington, regarded by a growing number of his peers as one of the most influential and groundbreaking DJs currently available for weddings, parties, dances and corporate events, thwarted industry convention by closing a wedding reception Friday night with a song other than Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven.” I went to the Yankees game on Saturday with a friend who does these great bus trips. $65.00 and that includes the ticket, bus ride down, all the beer you can drink and all the food you can eat. MMMMMMMMMM!!! It turned out to be a real good day. It didn't rain and the Yanks won with a little old fashioned style and a complete game by the Moose. And another good game from them Sunday! Maybe they are turning the corner finally and starting to play the way they should for the money they are getting paid. Need a few more wins in a row before we can say that with any confidence. I am sure this has been on here before but it is still fun for about 30 seconds. You have a face like a moron and your being a big monkey! Just what is BookCrossing? Some people are just nuts! Couple Digs Up Corpse in Bizarre Scheme. Lots of cool stuff to find here. Check out the Internet Archive. Tired of being called an uneducated whore? Then go to Whore College and get your degree and shut them bitches up! Looking to adopt homeless pets. Petfinder.com can help. Even though Richie is away and probably not seeing the column, this one is for him. All things cartoon. The Big Cartoon Database. This is just sad and wrong people. Runaway Bride Toasted On eBay!!! And people are actually bidding on it??? If your into traveling the world then the Lonely Planet site is quite useful. That about wraps it up for today. I will see all of you tomorrow. Take care kids. Im out. Peace. Hoot23 Oh wait. I almost forgot one of these: See ya! Sunday, May 08, 2005Friday, May 06, 2005Richs Goodbye ColumnWell this is it for me for a whole week and a half , I will be on my way to sunny FLA starting saturday morning . Hoot will be filling in for me while Im away so be nice to him . Let me start out by this rant by saying Im not mad , Im just actually really amuzed at this one . We have this dopey mortgage company call us every couple days trying to sell us a mortgage over the phone and we always just say no but recently I stay on the phone with them for a good 20 mins fucking with them because I want them not to call back but so far it isnt working . There is this obvious Indian guy who call up with a heavy indian accent and asks for me and comes across as trying to be american and says his name is "Bob Lamson" or "Todd Johnson" , 2 names he used before and I just fuck with him to no end . Here's how the call lays out : Him - Hello, Is Rich Fowler there ? Me - This Is Him - Hello , My name is Bob Lamson and Im tr... Me - Stop talking dude, First off your name isnt Bob Lamson Him - Yes it is Me - No it isnt Him - It Isnt Me - No Him - Yes it is , My name is Bob Lamson Me - If your name is Bob Lamson , Mine is Muhammed Ghandi Him - Sir , Im calling to ask you about ... Me - Listen if you tell me your real name we can proceed with the call Him - It's Bob Me - Well "BOB" , where were you born ? Him - California Me- Where in California Him - (long pause and rustling of the phone) Las Vegas Me - Las Vegas Huh ? Him - Yes , Las Vegas Me - Nice try , talk to you in a couple days and we can do this again . I have had about 4 conversations that vary this one , I love every minute of it .
Corpse mix-up, man meant to have been cremated actually still sitting in coroner's basement Create a "visited countries" image for your blog. Now, if one of you wants to get Internet fame , create a list of continents from all the MMO's, and do something similar. Man reports $250 theft by prostitutes that he invited over to have sex with, then gets arrested himself Ghostbusters vs. NIN? It's actually really cool, though I feel pretty lame for admitting it. Critics say marijuana-flavored candy carrying the slogan "every lick is like taking a hit" is marketed to kids Luvgals is a "tribute to femininity." Site is well done and visually cool. 18+ for some content. Wel I had all good intentions but Im too tired and have to get up at 6am so thats all folks , See you in a week ! Thursday, May 05, 2005Rich's Thursday StuffLets not waste any time today and get right into it . Is your greatest desire in life to own a chunk of Sammy Hagar? Well, now's your chance... Nothing like a good old fashioned fight between 2 guys . Machinery maker claims banging teen hookers as business expense How bout some Sex advice from virgins The latest 40 images post to Live Journal. Here we go again ....North Carolina man shocked to find nasty surprise of a severed finger in his frozen custard Rare mixes, mastermixes, remixes, bootlegs and pirate radio from the mid-80's Consequently, some Utahns, who had hoped to see homely children, instead found themselves gazing upon the gynecological wonders of happynakedgirls.com. Sandstorms can be pretty skeery too. Doctors discover 34 maggots from woman's nose after she complains of swollen cheek I know Starbucks is considered the root of all evil by the hipster Internet crowd, but the guy who has been trying to visit EVERY Starbucks has made a lot of progress since we last visited him. Ever wonder why Tiger Woods always wins at golf? Here are a few explanations Bear drags woman into the woods, claws her, bites her, covers her in brush and leaves The Superfriends like to talk about Batman behind his back. Interesting list of dead porn stars. I remember some of them, some are predictable, others sad Carmen Electra... nude! Parkour is more than a sport, it's a way of living and a state of mind Woman boxer goes for the crazy one hit knockout.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005Tuesday, May 03, 2005Rich's Tuesday Tidbits4 days till vacation and I cant wait . All you married men might be able to relate to this , Do you have a wife who hangs on to the holidays too long ? My wife is the type that wont let go of the holidays until weeks after they have gone by and it drives me nuts because I am borderline anal retentive as it is . We decorate for every holiday because the kids enjoy it and it makes the house look nice , I mean Xmas (which is the biggie) , Easter , St paddys day , Thanksgiving ect ect. Now my say is that when the holiday is over you should put everything away within the next week because what is the sense of having it up when the holiday passes but my wife thinks it should be up for 3 weeks or more after the holiday goes by ? FOR WHAT REASON ? And If I take the liberty to put the stuff away during the day when she is at work , you would think I ran over the dog in the sriveway and she will go as far as to go get the stuff and put it back out ....Maybe I am alone on this but fella's If you have the same problem , let me know about it !
Only in CT .....Man charged with offering delicious T-bone steaks for sex with undercover officer The most expensive (US) ZIP codes for 2005 Lawsuit claims that professional women's golfer seduced her caddy in order to get pregnant These guys obviously think of "fulfillment" as something terrible. New beer claim: now it makes you clever...Jambo has stock and it stil isnt working ? Dan Deacon lays down the nerd rock on NBC. The carpet doesn't match the drapes, but it's the little flaws that make her human, right? Steven Soderbergh to direct 6 films that will debut simultaneously in movie theaters and on DVD, pay-per-view cable and satellite television HOWTO Hack your Billy Bass. I really want one that'll play the audio from booyah! Gunfire at Mary Kay LeTourneau's home, presence of teacher who is marrying ex-student causing stir More stuff that doesn't exist near the place that doesn't exist Eva Longoria waited 26 years for an orgasm May the dork be with you... always Jenna Jameson in black and white...I like the black hair look. Monday, May 02, 2005Rich's Monday Super ColumnI went to the mall friday night after my Softball game to pick up some last minute things for my vacation with my family and got quite a sad yet funny surprise. There was a pro wrestler there named John Cena and he was signing autographs for 25 bucks a pop . I was saying the same thing you are thinking right now ...Who the hell would pay $25 to get one of these from this guy ? Well let me tell you that the line was a good 1/4 of a mile long inside the mall and there were hardly any kids in that line . There were grown adults standing line dressed like I guess the way this guys dresses because they all had the same thing on , There were 2 guys about 26 a piece with Championship Belts around thier waists ..let me repeat that part ..CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS AROUND THER WAISTS !!@#$? Please do me favor and please stop , you are killing me with joke overload and I dont think I can handle it . You are not the guy signing the autographs, you are never going to be the guy signing the autographs due to that ring ding problem you have and your not the champ of anything ..So Grow up and SSSTTTOOPP ! One week till vacation .....
White farmer found guilty of throwing black worker to lions in South Africa How not to dance. Pepper-sprayed California logging protesters awarded $1 each by jury A celebration of non-penetration Police save 4000 frogs from being turned into an aphrodisiac drink I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight Father who killed his two kids in car accident claims he wasn't drunk before the accident, only afterwards The Donnas getting a little weird with garden gnomes and forest animals, in their video for "I don't want to know." There's some other treats to be found on the page as well Pedophile priest avoids sexual misconduct charges because indecent exposure law is 'too vague' Show 'em what's up with your PIMPSTRONG wristband Darth Vader vs. Hollywood Executives....HAHAHA That Pontiac GTO you've been waiting for may be delayed for a little while
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