Humpday Happenings

Ive got to tell you guys from CT , I think Gov Jodi Rell is doing an awesome job . She s like a pitbull when it comes to someone trying to screw our fair state and so far she hasnt lost a battle . But as for poor Rowland , it looks like another warrant is out for his arrest for the job he held AFTER he got booted from office .....DOG PILE ON THE RABBIT !!

Let's Go ..

The National Do Not Call Registry gives you a choice about whether to receive telemarketing calls on your cell phone . Most telemarketers should not call your number once it has been on the registry for 31 days. If they do, you can file a complaint at this Website. You can register your mobile phone for free. Your registration will be effective for five years.

Pamela Anderson admits if she wants perky breasts she opts for a strong coffee

Well seeing how school starts soon , might as well give the teacher a little gift

British secondary school OKs the use of the F-word by students, but only 5 times per class

Someone came across a Ferrari boat and took lots of pictures. Is this a custom boat, or does Ferrari actually make these? Ultimately it doesn't really matter, I can't afford one anyway.

You ever see a 4 man fight , well it last quite a while and is quite entertaining .

Former film actress calling on French government to halt the use of puppies and kittens as shark bait

Oh, yes, this is terrible, and deserves whatever comes after the lame attempt. But, it will get stuck in your head, and that's payback for all the haters after my Backstreet Boys post.( which was sarcasm but some people dont get that )

Missouri law banning seminude lap dances declared unconstitutional

So you're at the local music store, and you spot some guy's "rock singer audition" tapes sitting on the discount table. Of course you're going to put the guy on the Internet so everybody can laugh of him.

German man arrested for scratching large penis-shaped gouges into 330 cars

One of my favorite ownages of all time. While doing some live grape stomping, someone decides to trick their opponent. Ain't karma a bitch?

Subway perv snapped with camera phone after exposing himself

Man forced to have sex with three women at gunpoint..I feel for this tool ?

My Monday Ramblings

Happy Monday , I hope all our Louisiana readers are Ok after this mess is done ...Our thoughts are with you . The only thing good that is going to come out of this mess are those video's of the dopey news people trying to do reports in the middle of it ...I love those !

Now some people in the forums mistake me for an asshole when I argue a point I make during the little rants I go on . Just because I disagree or fight for my opinions doesnt make me wrong , THEY ARE MY OPIONIONS AND CANT BE WRONG BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST THAT ...OPINIONS.

Believe it or not , The pocketbook rant got 7 pages of dribble and some people wrote quotes like :

"Looks like we need to add this to the list of things that Richie is wrong about but doesn't understand why he is wrong, won't admit he is wrong and since he is in the untenable position of being wrong and not understanding why, he will need to attack his opposition."

You see just because I disagree with something doesnt make me wrong , that is what these asskissers dont seem to understand . Why would I write something on the front page then go in the forums and when someone write an opposing viewpoint , you want me to agree ..I have an opinion and will voice as long as others voice theirs .

And :

"I guess you are one of those who believe there is no radiation emitted from cell phones. Don't worry, Tom Green survived teste cancer, you can too. Then again, if you say there's no radiation, then, of course, there isn't any"

Huh , this guy just likes to argue and will pick anything out of the sky to do that with but this is what these forums are for .

My overall point is everyone isnt going to agree and the sooner some of you understand that the better . I actually encourage people disagreeing in the forums because I think it makes for better forums and when there is a good discussion the forums are alive and people are checking back more frequently .

I think we have a great bunch of people in there , lots of variety as far as view points go but everyone is going to have a different take on certain matters and just because someone doesnt go along with the rest , that doesnt mean he or she is wrong .

Ok , back to some fun stuff ....

Lindsay Simpson, 26, was hired by a gang who stole the identities of wealthy London women for the “honey trap” scam

I dont care what anyone says about tattoo's .....These hadda hurt !@

Pet owner spoils her pooch with $550 birthday bash, complete with bouncing castle

Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi was accosted by a guard robot during a visit to the company that makes the robots.

Cops barely keeping up with bad actors in the buff

If you're not interested in 2,080 Nintendo cartridges (from various systems), at least the pictures are pretty cool

Four Mexican politicians complete a three-night stay in a spider and scorpion-infested shack as part of awareness campaign

One street racing ricer down, one million to go. If it wasn't for how obnoxious their exhausts are, I wouldn't be half as annoyed.

From that same website( Fratguyantics) ...It's the Beyonce Boobie bounce !~

873-pound tuna breaks Delaware weight record, FDA toxicity record

Rob revisits his journey through a Japanese sex shop.

The Friday non rant day

No Rants , No Bitching ...just links today .

Might as well start it off right .....Controversial study claims men have larger brains – and higher IQs – than women

For the guitarists in the crowd (of which there seems to be many) Guitar Geek has a database of diagrams for the guitar rigs of a ton of popular rock bands.

Lost aircraft discovered in the Himalayas 37 years after crashing

The ultimate beer coaster collection has its own website, complete with pictures of each one. Total Coasters: 11671 Total Countries: 147 Total Breweries: 1594

New UK reality show to feature 12 teens challenged to go without sex for five months

It is possible to modify your Barbie doll so she can not only accept a tampon, but use it as well. Here's instructions and pictures, in case your Barbie isn't cool enough on her own

Indian police send in lions to deal with bandit problem

The Mount St. Helens lava dome as shot from June 16th to August 16th, 2005.

Google sued over nude pics

Our big boobied friend from last week is back for another round, and it's jerktastic. I'm gonna use her as a flotation device!

Texas-based Web site claims to give users free gas

" performed as advertised. However, the directions could be a little clearer. Nowhere is it mentioned that This productthe device should be removed from the box before use. This created an awkward and painful situation that required a brief consultation with trained medical personnel."

To admit this cuts me so very deep, but the new Backstreet Boys video doesn't totally suck. I didn't rock out or anything, but I may have nodded once or twice.

When I was growing up my dad would play the occasional prank on me. Luckily for me, it was nothing this extreme.

Cingular asks customers to return old cell phones so they can 'donate them to charity,' instead they end up on eBay

If you complete this new "click your own adventure," an iguana pops out.

Google Talk is open for business. Need I say more?

Thursday Things

Well I finally did it , after years of procrastinating on buying a "toy" I finally threw caution into the wind and got one . I woke up yesterday with a mission and by noon I bought a 2005 SEADOO GTI LE . I got it brand new for a very good price and it came with the trailer and all the options

Here is a pic of my new toy :

I know it is late in the season but if I didnt buy it now , I would never had got it at all .

Ok a quickie today ....

Mars rover finally about to reach summit of hill it's been climbing since the end of last year

THIS IS INCREDIBLE , SEE HOW MANY PAGES THIS WENT( read the 3rd and 5th post ) ....Just a little advice to the young ones. If your mom plays World of Warcraft, you shouldn't post in the forums way past your bed time.

New Zealand fisherman catches a massive cow-sized fish

This is a very interesting and well done flash documentary on the history of techno music. A must-watch for all those interested in this culture and its roots.

A Bear was arrested for begging in Siberia

If you're 91 years old, and have nothing better to do, walking every single street in your city is always an option. Hey, it beats rolling over and waiting to die.

Two suspects, one parakeet are sought in robbery

What better way to start your day than the mother lode of Dukes of Hazzard music

Keanu Reeves dating 59-year-old film veteran Diane Keaton

The following video was apparently shot from inside the car of several perpetrators of a drive-by shooting in Compton. It's violently graphic (someone gets shot, repeatedly) so keep that in mind if you're easily upset or offended.

Rare Tuesday Rant

There is something that has been driving me nuts this summer and maybe the women of the DC can help me understand a little better ...What's the fascination with never putting down your pocketbooks and carrying them everywhere no matter what you are doing ?

For instance , Yesterday I was umpiring a game in West Haven and there is a track that surrounds the field we were on and during innings I was watching the people around the track and there was this girl who was decked out in her spandex and brand new running shoes walking along at a pretty brisk rate .....with her pocketbook in hand ?!@?#? Leave the fucking thing in the car lady , it isnt going to run away !

Or you get these girls who want to be cool and get into sports because there husband or boyfriend is into it and likes to go to games with him ( which we really dont like because we are hanging with the guys and really cant be guys when your around but dont want you to feel bad so we say yes) and she get donned up with the apparel , get the hat on and heads out towards the tailgate to meet up with the other people your with ....with your pocketbook in hand !@#

Leave it at home , there is a time and place for it ! (geez , I kinda sound a little girly )

Ok , lets go ....

Tony Royster Jr. was a better drummer at age 12 than most drummers will be in their entire lives. Check out his impressive solo.( THis kid really starts jamming halfway through)

Thousands of pot lovers light up at Seattle hemp festival

The 2005 edition of the top 10 most ridiculous black metal pictures of all time

Convicted felon's book of 'cures' tops the book charts, even though he went to jail for fraud..just goes to show you how stupid we really are !

A bunch of pre-implant nude photos of someone who looks a lot like Demi Moore have surfaced in recent weeks. You be the judge.

Flash Earth takes the best from MSN and Google Maps, and combines it into an incredible interface, and one of the best examples of good Flash we've ever seen.

Former NFL running back wanted by police after allegedly ramming his car into three teens after casual football game

The Simpsons got its first shot at the world in the late 80's during the Tracey Ullman show. While not nearly as refined as it is now, it was enough to start quite a trend. Here's all the videos, in their entirety. (Requires DivX.)

Cars of the future could have their speed controlled by a computer, with drivers denied even the option of breaking the limit

Ohh Shit , Say wassssssup to MC WINDOWLICK !

It's official: scientists prove why accountants are boring

"THE ULTIMATE NERD DEATHMATCH. We gave four digital geeks a bottom-of-the-line telephone, and challenged them to "pimp out" their phone with the craziest design they could think of. " Voting opens this week, and the winner gets $2,000.

Paris Hilton reportedly splits from fiancé Paris Latsis because he didn't tell his parents they were getting married

Monday Morning Madness

I would like to start out today's column by thanking Eric , my old Saturday night partner at the Reef . He called me and asked me to work for him saturday night and I reluctantly said yes because I had given them up but he was working alot and was very tired so being the good guy I am , I said yes . I was working with this kid that used to be a customer and now has a job "bartending" there , if thats what you want to call it . This kid was probably the worst person I have ever had as a partner EVER , He was fighting with his ex girlfriend , fighting with customers that were talking to his ex girlfriend and slow as molasses ....If he were any slower I would have had to perform CPR on him . If the customer on either side of his girl needed a drink he was fine but anyone else than that ...they were screwed until I got to them . Eric I know your going to read this and I give you alot of credit working with that kid every week .

All in all it was a very busy night and it's good to see you still got it when you need it .

Remember I told about our paintball team which came in 3rd out of 25 or so team last weekend in East Hampton ...Well here's the pic of our team .

Ok , here we go ....

Are you one of those people who dont think we landed on the moon ? ...get ready to cream your jeans !

Disney accused of doing business with sweat shops after secret footage released

This is soooo wrong , and soooooo funny .

I would have a cardiac arrest and die right there .....12-year-old boy bumped by killer whale

Halloween is coming up. What will you wear, or not wear?

Two Vermonters fishing in lake get pictures and video of what might be serpentine monster known as 'Champ'

Osama Bin Laden has been captured... by Tara Reid

Man finds smallpox vaccine at yard sale

Im cool enough to compare scars, but it's interesting to see what other people have been through.

My Friday Rant

Ok enough of the nice guy shit ....My Rant today is about the Connecticut Department of Transportation and what a joke this branch of the state has become . Instead of fixing the roads that they have been promising to for the past 8 years and getting traffic flowing easily , these morons who are in charge want to focus their efforts on stopping tennis banners and sunflowers ....SUNFLOWERS !@@#$

First off if you live in CT you know how hard it is for any professinal or semi pro team to survive with the way this crappy state supports them and now the D.O.T wants the Pilot Pen tennis tournament ( the last professional sports tourney left) To take down the big banners on the Pirelli building because they might ... be a distraction to passing motorists . This is the last pro sport we have , do you want to lose that too assholes ?!

Secondly there is a guy in Madison ( I think) Who planted a single sunflower in his garden and it hangs a little over his fence and the stupid D.O.T says they want him to cut it because they thinks it causes people to look at it . Well the guy told them exactly what I would have told them ....Go Screw ! so now they are trying to get the courts to make him cut it down .

With all the things going on in the world and all the bad that has been surrounding this country for the past 6 years , dont you think these goverment people could focus their energies on something a little more important than tennis banners and sunflowers ...I do .

Ok , time to go ...

Animal shelter euthanizes family dog despite its microchip identifier

There's no shortage of skydiving movies on the Internet, and until now, I thought I had seen it all. Joel Jennings, however... I dunno, maybe this is a fake.

We're used to seeing Apples used as part of the creative process, but in this case, we might actually be able to avoid the inevitable flame war that results every time we say the "A" word.

Mile-long pot field discovered in National Forest

We need more games that include the use of dominos and tomatoes. The premise simple, the game is not. Squish the tomatoes, and use as many dominos in the process as possible

Tourists brand reggae star Sean Paul 'disrespectful' for smoking a joint at the top of an Egyptian pyramid

Sand art always looked kind of fun, but it's one of those things you just don't try for fun, ya know? Not sure why it took this long to find a digital version of it, but here you go. Careful, it's great fun. Save and share your results with us in the forums

Warship built with steel from Twin Towers

EVERYBODY has written in the last week to tell us about the Milwaukee's Best Light game, where you stare as your friend's girl, and try not to get busted.

Father of the year goes to. . .

Pixar's head of story dies in car crash after his vehicle tumbles into ocean

Nobody loves you like your momma loves you, but who's lovin' your momma? I am, I am! DAMN this song is catchy!

I heard the 2005 Tokyo Auto Gallery was supposed to be about cars. Unfortunately, all 215 pictures from the event only include the booth babes

Well, hello there, and welcome to the Internet. You will undoubtedly be responsible for the death of trillions of little swimmers during your stay.

Thursday Things

If you havent noticed I have been trying to be Mr Positive this week in my columns because of the recent jump in new readers ( we got about 145 this past week) So Im trying to break these newbies in before I crank up my usual self ..So welcome new DC readers

Here we go .....

No drink. No drugs. No politics. No religion. No pets... So is this Utopia?

Cheap stop action dancing combined with Daft Punk is nothing but awesome.

Former President Bill Clinton releasing a compilation album of his favorite songs

Im speechless ...It kinda scared me .

Teacher suspended after writing a letter asking for laws to be changed to keep Puerto Ricans out of Orlando

Audio Atrocities is an online museum dedicated to bad voice acting in video games. There are tons of samples available to justify their ratings, but you'll suffer if you listen for too long. I'm surprised any of these games made it out the door, there really is some terrible stuff out there.

Cartoon music group Gorillaz to tour ... virtually

This one is for the Redneck in all of us ...my sister is HOT !

Man inspired by the movie 'Forrest Gump' set to run across the U.S

The best I can tell, AOL is pushing the work of their better AIM Bloggers to promote, well, AIM. The viral marketing stuff continues to make me cringe, but the video is entertaining, and it was done by an individual and not a corporate machine, so I'll let this one pass.

The Humpday Happenings

I was going to start the day off with the D.O.T rant that I promised but I just dont have the energy to be negative today so Im going to skip it , Im sure I will get it back soon .

Instead I want you all to focus on my new favorite website Perverted Justice . What it's all about is people posing as young girls and boys trying to get these predators to talk dirty to them, get a picture of them and try and set up a meeting . Then they post the whole chat session (along with their own commentary) , the pictures the scumbag sends and his IP address. They also send copies to the guys work and neighbors ...It is fucking brilliant !

Ok , here we go .....

This one is from our good friend Sirchief ...It's the body bouncer .

Cattle-breeders in Russia to use pot to feed their cows over the cold winter months

This is hysterical ....This guy picks up a bunch of illegal mexicans to do some work but he has other plans for them ....

If this thing really existed, it's a safe bet its popular usage would not be basketball. Maybe they should have called it the iJerk?

440-pound animatronic Lock Ness Monster part of elaborate British prank show

Catch a glimpse of beluga whales in this streaming webcam from the Arctic Canada habitat at the Vancouver Aquarium Marine Science Centre. (Requires annoying ActiveX control)

Every morning, Rebecca Ackerman’s nose would run for a few hours, infuriating the 5-year-old. Then a doctor made a startling discovery: Those pesky drips weren’t allergies but spinal fluid — Rebecca had a hole inside her skull

Mantis vs. Hummingbird: And they say the hummingbird has no natural enemies

Juror in Michael Jackson trial claims the star has a detachable nose

Ever wonder what prom looks like in Laguna Beach, CA? Lets just say, that's not a good place to be ugly. (Use the event code Alcone-SarahProm to see the goods.)

'Idol' defector Mario Vazquez gets a big record contract

This is unreal ...just watch this and try not to get pissed off !

'P. Diddy' Wants to Change His Name ... Again

The Monday Kickoff

I want to start out by thanking by boy Bobby over at Special Olympics for running a great Paintball Tourney this past weekend , It was sooooo much fun and we will definatley be back next year . We actually came in 4th out of 20 teams and lost to the champs in the semi's .

I was going to do a rant on Connecticut D.O.T but it's too late so I'll save it for tommorow .....Ohh , and Contest winners are tommorow too .

Let's go .....

Triple threat: Man awakes from surgery to find all 3 wives in same room

Ahh Americana ....Bathroom graffiti in America.

Christopher Walken for president?

What do you do when the carnival comes to town?..pretty fun game.

Paris gives pet Tinkerbell the ol' heave-ho

How odd that a simple double post in a forum can lead to 800 pages of crap. You know, as opposed to the marvelous standard we set in our own forum. (*cough*)

Update:Straight men who planned gay wedding decide to cancel

Ever wonder what a 22" subwoofer would look like? Two feet tall, 320 pounds, 12,000 watt power handling... Yea, MTX has that.

California Cops Want to Bust Ghost Hunters Who Haunt Rural Elementary School at Night

Between You and Me" is a short film shot entirely with a still camera. The images have been stitched together into a jerky (though beautiful) mess. Most of my weekend memories are a lot like this.

Friday Sweatfest

Hoot was trying to explain The Daily Column to a girl last night at the bar and I think he cane up with the best definition so far that Ive heard , He said it was the world through Rich's warped sense of humor ...Excellent Hootie !

Green Bay Packer's fan known as the 'Packalope' forced to take off his antlers during games

Next time you're out for a spacewalk, you should take a moment to capture a self-portrait. For added effect, check the high-res versions of the images linked at the bottom of the page.

Texas becomes the fourth state to have a non-white majority population

I'm not sure why I find vintage adult film posters so interesting, but every time we come across one of these links, it's a real treat. Today, it's Spanish and from the 70's, and it's great!

Five now-orphaned siblings sue home makeover show after being kicked out of dream house

Somewhere out there, people are creating ways to masturbate in a movie theater without getting caught

Johnny Depp hints that his next movie role may be in a porno

Anime, slot machines, various stages of undress... it's perfect, except I can't read Japanese.

Dutch nudists miffed that some nudists are having sex on their beaches

Nike's Balloon Bowl: Skating through a sea of balloons can look kinda cool. Once you pop, you just can't stop.

Judge says JOHN316 vanity plate violates guidelines

One Word Movie is an on-line platform which organizes, based on user-supplied terms, the flood of images on the Internet into an animated film. A word turns into images, images turn into a movie."

Be sure to click on the "movie window" and mess with the various settings

.Kevin Smith chews out Ben Affleck for not inviting him to his wedding

How strange, I often daydream about wrestling with midgets, and then lo and behold, there's a video just like I imagined it, complete with me being a hot woman.

Survey: 1 in 4 women want sex every day

"Twink," despite its homoerotic references, is also the name of a toy piano band. It's a challenge to take anything involving a toy piano seriously, but they've definitely done everything you can to make it sound great, despite the odd instrumentation. You can hear some samples here.

When a shark and an octopus square off, who do you expect to win? Sadly, this requires Real Player, so nobody will see it.

Police let three kids keep the $98,000 they found in a field

Footage of the massive sandstorm that crippled Baghdad yesterday. And, so we can keep all the idiocy in one group of comments, be sure to check out the Iraqi sniper video from a few weeks back, because we loves us some body armor. There's also some mercenary sniper footage from the other side. This should be fun...

Greg The Bunny: A raunchy, drunk, poker playing, womanizing version of Triumph.

Humpday Shortie

Hasanyone heard of Plum Choice yet ? I guess what it is is a website you go to with a computer problem and what they do is connect your computer to thiers and fix you problem ...RIGHT OVER THE INTERNET . They say you can see what is going on onscreen as you wait for the technician to fix your problem , and then bam it's done and your off ...I cant see how this works but they say it is great !

It's not clear if anybody watches The Real World anymore, but apparently there's some girl on the show named Melinda. Looks like she likes to drink and take her clothes off in front of people with cameras

Ladytron's video for their new single "Destroy Everything You Touch" is cool.

"One day my uncle picked up a hictchiker going down Topanga Canyon Blvd. The hitchiker gave my uncle a packet containing a cd-rom video and a few pages of song lyrics and the synopsis/proposal for a movie called "Kathy and Erol". Here is the video for your consideration."

Bombs , not breats ...Err, I guess I mean breasts not bombs ....dirty hippies !

Here's an oldie ...New Airport security

Most kids had some kind of treehouse during the youth. Mine came courtesy of a friend, and ended badly when the floor gave way and we nearly fell 4 feet to our fiery death of doom. But, just like when we were kids, the old folks find ways to have more fun than us.

Poker Fans , you can never know enough .

If you're a fan of Picross, TylerK's version seems to be a nice diversion. I seem to suck, maybe you guys will have more luck.

Apparently breast implants will glow when you hit them with a flashlight, and they look sort of like a pumpkin. The saline kind are the best, but you old-school silicone girls can have some fun too. There's very few examples on the page (though they're soliciting more)

Ok , that's enough ....Im tired !

The Lucky little bastards

In doing this column everyday (almost) I get to do alot of websurfing looking for strange and funny things and in my travels around the web I started to notice something . I never realized how lucky the adolesent boy of today is because of the internet .

Remember back in the day walking through the woods or by a dumpster and in the distance you see it and you want to be the first one to it so you can claim it and hide for your very own ...the stray porno mag ! It didnt nmatter what kind it was or what the girls looked like just as long as they were naked . That mag was like Raiders of the lost ark and you were Indiana Jones , It was the pot of gold at the end of the long search. Nowadays these young bastards can pick & choose and type up pretty much any type of girl or situation they want in a moments notice ...God I am sooo jealous of these little bastards

Keep those Contest Entries coming ....

Sony recently filmed a commercial where they dropped hundreds of thousands of superballs on the streets of San Francisco. Some great pictures were captured of the whole ordeal, along with the video

Report claims that ex-prosecutor says Marilyn Monroe wasn't suicidal, perhaps she didn't kill herself

Most elevators contain a secret "express" mode that will allow you to bypass other people's selections and go to your floor first. If you're comfortable with the potential risks of elevator trickery, follow the link for more details

I gotta meet this chick ....Incredible 99-pound woman dubbed 'Black Widow' chows down on 35 bratwurst in 10 minutes

Fergie did a boom boom .....ewwww.

Malaysian man boasts that he 'does' 700 chicks a day

It's a convincing video of what appears to be a ghost. Browse through the site for additional background information. I'm leaning towards a hoax on this one, but you never know.

Two straight men plan to marry each other in Canada just for the tax benefits

Man hiking in mountains of California films group of coyotees cross his path. You can hear them howl, then one starts running torwards him

South Carolina Republicans want their beer money back from the Democrats

Last week, Tampa police busted 15 strippers from various establishments for innocent charges like prostitution, and exposing a sexual organ. The Smoking Gun has the mugshots of each girl, in all their glory. No exposed sexual organs, sorry.

Diva Mariah Carey demands to be carried around on the set of her new video

GPLAYER63 is the winner

GPLAYER63 has done it , he finally won a picture contest after a couple close losses . He came through with the funny quote ....."Now that the IRA has decided to lay down their arms. They have open up an adoption agency "

And he did it to THIS picture

Very Nice G !

I am going to do this weeks the same way , think of your quote and post it in the thread titled " Daily Column Contest Entries " in the DC forums Here is this week's Contest Photo..This week should be alot of fun with this picture

Let's Roll .....

Eighty-year-old Florida video gamer looks to reclaim Qbert world record...There's a QBert world record ????

Tara Reid drunk again and flashing her ass and panties. Nice one.

Woman details awareness in 20-year coma. Throughout ordeal, she could see, hear, understand what happened around her

Japanese cripple wrestling, with a very uplifting commentary. Disturbing. ( for banners)

Is balding Prince Charles wearing a weave?

You'd think with all that money Bill Gates could buy himself a sense of humor.

German travel agents offer vacations for teddy bears..I think I dont need to say anything about people who would do this !

How bad does it suck to have the COPS guys in your squad car? Quite a bit if you lose a chase with a guy on a dirtbike and nearly get hit by a train for all the world to see.

Google urged to drop nuclear site images from their mapping service

For the aging geeks in the crowd, it's a gallery of OS GUI screenshots from days gone by. Some of the early Windows 95 beta screens were quite interesting.

The Friday Wrap Up

This is the last day for the Picture Contest , If you havent visited the forums and put in your entry or entries you should do it today .

I dont want to get into a whole race thing today but I have to get something off my chest . I was listening to O & A yesterday and they were talking about how a young jewish man was beaten by 3 black men while they shouted racist stuff like " get the jew" and " kill the jew fuck" and this story was buried on page 16 of the New York post but Fat Nick , the kid from growing up Gotti , was front page news because he beat the shit out of a black kid who was trying to steal his car ....and my question is WHY ?

Why cant a black man's words be considered racism and be front page news but and white man's words could ruin his life ? Does this double standard mean the black man cant be racist and can pretty much say and do whatever they want without reprecussions ?

The 'racist' double standard: how White people are made to feel guilty and "hateful" for loving their own people and culture. I think we should all be equal and forget the whole color thing and the benefits some get from simply the color of thier skin . Sure people hate race profiling until it benefits them such as getting into a good college and getting that good job but god forbid you stop someone at the airport because they are Middle Eastern nowadays ...It's racism cry is heard around the world .

It just drives me nuts , Im sorry If Im making no sense ..I'll stop rambling .

Here we go .....

For my good friends Jambo and Willies ....Do you need more energy when partying? Are you always missing out or getting drawn on because you are the first to pass out? If so, start drinking absinthe and be able to outlast everyone. Can you imagine the fun you could have if you could party all night without getting tired.

Chappelle's Show is done, says comic Charlie Murphy

Luba is the old hotness.

105-year-old man claims to have lived so long thanks to a daily diet of whisky, beer and sherry

Why do you stay up so late?..I dont get it .

Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson

Broken down and horny ...no problem !

Jacko jurors who initially voted `guilty' writing tell-all books

Alexander Leon has created a Super Mario Bros. drama using graphics from the original game. And while that may sound cheesy, he did a really great job with the music and the entire production.

Killer Bees found in Louisiana

Stackopolis: Follow the blueprint, and try to stack the blocks in the amount specified. Oh yea, you have like two seconds to complete the whole thing.

Shuttle commander claims that astronauts on the Discovery can see widespread environmental damage, deforestation

Hey , sometimes you cant have your cake and eat it too ..My mom always says you gotta take the good with the bad .

Eerie sounds from Saturn.

Construction worker tossed in jail for three months after head butting DJ who played 'gay' song

Sorry about all the porn today but sometimes you just gotta give the people what they want !

HUMPDAY HAPPENINGS

So another Student - Teacher Sex scandal has reared it's hot little head but this teacher was a goer. She had sex with 5 or 6 different boys , sometimes in a row. She masterbated some of them on a bus during field trips , she had sex in the football field's press box with one student and got caught in a car with one which is when she got charged . But the funny part of the story is how the cops found out she was in that car .....One of the kids told on her .

Now what the fuck was this kid thinking ?

Your 17 and banging your hot teacher anytime you want and you give it up . I could imagine the thought process " I think I have had enough sex with my nympho teacher and now im going to ruin it for everyone . I'll bet that kid is going to have a couple lumps on his head before the next school day is out .

Ohh how I wish I was back in high school !

Lets do it ...

Now this video shocked the shit out of me , it isnt disgusting or gross ....But I want ready for the ending ...watch and see for yourself .

Kelly Clarkson reveals she used to be called 'Smelly Kelly' before she discovered the miracle of deodorant

A train crossing is one thing, but an airplane crossing is entirely new to me.

This lady watches too much Seinfeld ....Postwoman stockpiles more than 100,000 letters and parcels at her house

Recording yourself knocking something over and then playing it backwards is always a fun and easy effect. Making it look good on the other hand, takes a lot of practice.

Hiroshima cover-up exposed - U.S. engaged in airtight suppression of all film shot in atomic blast areas

Galvanize! Chemical Brothers meets Japanese pop-culture in the form of a video game. It's not easy

Gay man challenges Red Cross over blood ban..would you even want his blood ?

How do you explain away your dog's bark sounding like monkey sex?

Mail ordering of prescription drugs could save the United States literally billions of dollars

Everybody loves the BIG BEER ad .

STOP ...Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's father hires lawyer to take on magazines that write lies about his daughters

One way to deal with the stress of having a brain tumor removed is to blog the entire experience, complete with pictures. Careful with this one if you're grossed out, there's brains and stuff. Glad to see the guy had a good sense of humor about the whole thing, and made it through relatively unscathed.

Study: C-section most common US hospital procedure

KEEP THOSE ENTRIES COMING FOR THE PHOTO CONTEST THIS WEEK .

Picture Contest Day

It's about that time again for the next installment of the DC Pic Contest . As always there is a thread set up in the forums for your quotes , the best one wins and yadda,yadda,yadda .

Here is your Contest Picture...Good Luck.

Ok, no bitching today , just links .....

Toothless man arrested for stealing seven toothbrushes

listening to some guy completely flip out because someone stole his Cloudsong in DAoC is good for a chuckle. (Lots of harsh language.)

Unidentified sea creature found after typhoon in China (pic)

Our favorite ragdoll physics demonstration has been updated to include other notable figures, in case the bikini girl wasn't doing it for you.

Hillary Duff gets her some too .

Japanese city using stored snow to power air-conditioners

Rumor has it, there's a way to get out of this room. I found no evidence of that being true, but most of you are more persistent than myself. Good luck, and bring an extra mouse.

From that same site as the guy going crazy , here is a collection of great Jerry Springer fights .

My Monday Outlook

Since people had a huge problem with my views on the space shuttle , I figured I would give my views on something else just to piss those people off more ..

It looks like Manny is going to stay with the Red Sox but not to his liking . I guess you really cant blame the guy when he says he cant "blend" in around town in Boston and gets mobbed everywhere he goes but in NY he would go virtually unnoticed .

But sports have changed since we were kids and I think it sucks . Loyalty is no longer the craze in professional sports. I love the players like Cal Ripken, Dan Marino, and David Robinson who played their entire careers in one club. It’s looking like fewer and fewer people will be those kinds of ballplayers. Several players look like they have a chance of doing that: Tim Duncan, Allen Iverson, John Smoltz, and Derek Jeter are a few. Those are definitely among the minority in any sports league.

People who we thought would be a lifer in a city suddenly skip ship on us at the very last second. Take Emmitt Smith for example.Now I am the biggest cowboy fan there is and Who could have imagined that Emmitt would be an Arizona Cardinal one day. He set the record as a Cowboy and all signs pointed to him retiring at that point. But then, he wanted to continue to play football, and Jerry Jones didn’t care. So much for sentimentality. There was also Jerry Rice, who I could have sworn would end his life in a 49ers uniform. Instead, Rice went to Oakland and the Seattle... how unstorybooklike.

What I never could have imagined was Roger Clemens coming out of retirement to be an Astro. Granted, it is convenient for him to work close to home and granted still that Clemens will get to pitch with his buddy Andy Pettitte, but can’t people just retire anymore? Legendary stories don’t get written because that is no longer of value. Free agency is the coolest thing since sliced bread because players can go somewhere and if their agent is the likes of Boras or Steinberg, they will still get any amount of money they desire.

Loyalty to the team has been replaced by loyalty to the dollar. But I guess in this materialistic world, dollars are everything. Money drives our sports economy: see any Barry Bonds ball auction. What’s sad is that our heroes might not always be our heroes anymore because they enjoy cash flow rather than fan approval.

Ok , bitch about that ....

Faithful claim right eye of Jesus statue opened

Japanese condom wrappers, and all their splendid glory.

From the " Who gives a SHIT " file : Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee just acting close to generate publicity for his new reality show

WordPhoto presents photographers with a challenge: Take a new photograph specifically for the word of the day, and post it for everybody to see.

Clothing firm scores with virginity message, set to make founder a millionaire

On the long list of things to be lazy about, sex should probably be excluded.

Researchers to launch exploration for "lake monsters" in northwest China

We are going to have a new Contest Photo tommorow so be on the lookout for it .