Hoot's Friday Foolishness

Aaron Small. This guy is why the Yankees are where they are right now. Only the fourth player in major league history to finish a season with 10 wins and no losses. He is the kind of player that keeps professional sports a little respectable. In this age of monsterous contracts and even bigger egos to go with most of the high profile sports stars, it is refreshing to see. Here you have a 33 year old lifetime minor league player who has bounced from team to team, had a short stint in the majors and signs with the Yankees farm system this year. He gets called up after the all star break and well his records shows what he did.

Well, well. Baseball playoffs have started a little early this year. It comes down to three games over on Yawkey Way in good ol Boston. Yanks up one game. Who-boy, gonna be very interesting to see how it shakes out.

LET'S GO YANKEES!!!

And away we go.............

Seeing it's Friday I'll start you out with...........

A good stretch always helps!

There are 6,800 known languages spoken in the 200 countries of the world. 2,261 have writing systems (the others are only spoken) and about 300 are represented by on-line dictionaries as of May 11, 2004. yourDictionary.com has the widest and deepest set of dictionaries, grammars, and other language resources on the web.

Virtually Hawaii

Cheesy Puffy Doodle Snacks

Q. What is Engrish?
A. Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

Pinch

The Internet Archive Wayback Machine puts the history of the World Wide Web at your fingertips. The Archive contains over 100 terabytes and 10 billion web pages archived from 1996 to the present.

On June 17th, every year, the family goes through a private ritual: we photograph ourselves to stop a fleeting moment, the arrow of time passing by.

Licensed To Pill

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride trailer

What da fuck you think your lookin at?

Starburst Waterslide Slalom

Which Office Moron Are You?

Introducing its "retro" models, Italjet was the first to develop the idea of trend-setting scooters rather than fashionable scooters, not only creating a new market but also starting a new way in designing and living the vehicle.

The Death Psychic

Tig ol Bitties!!

It's 4:20 does anyone have any kind...................girls!!!
(I bet a lot of you thought I was gonna say something else!)

Warning! Warning! Big Boobs Alert!!!

Nude Paradise Hotel

This is where Richie really is away on vacation!

Well another week come n gone. Man the days just keep going by faster and faster. I hope everyone enjoyed my coverage on the column for Richie while he took a well deserved break. I will try and do one every so often. Everyone have a wonderful weekend and oh yeah..............

LET'S GO YANKEES!!!

LET'S GO YANKEES!!!

See ya! Peace!! Hoot23!!!

Hoot's Thursday Throwdown

Oh boy this weekend in Boston is gonna be nuts. Way to go Yanks! One game lead with four to go, three of them in Fenaway. LET'S GO YANKEES!!!

Here is the physics theory behind four dramatic demonstrations-walking on broken glass, dipping one's fingers in molten lead, breaking a concrete block over someone lying between beds of nails, and picking up an orange-hot piece of silica tile.

I'm coming to get you!!

MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
(1) God is either necessary or unnecessary.
(2) God is not unnecessary, therefore God must be necessary.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
Find this and Over Three Hundred Proofs of God’s Existence here.

For those who are starting to have trouble reading menus in a restaurant with low light.

See a Secret...Share a Secret

A daily dose of imagery!

And now some of those adult pictures!!!

And so many say porn is bad.
Let it be said:
Jesus Loves Porn

Ahoy Matey!

Mmmmm!!

Nice

She's feelin' it!

Lovely Ladies!!!

Sweet Angle!

Ok. I am outta here. One more day till the weekend and the series to decide who wins the American League East and wildcard spots. My stomach is already a bunch of nerves. Once again. LET'S GO YANKEES!!!

See ya. Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Warped Wednesday

I was thinking we need a Richie rant about now so I will make it a Hoot rant.

This is for the mentally impaired drivers we have on our highways who don't have a fucking clue what they are doing and should not even drive on the highway let alone have a license.

PARK THE CAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!!!

And one other thing. When you are on a two lane highway and you move from the travel lane to the passing lane and there is a car coming up on you in the passing lane, either speed the fuck up or don't get in the passing lane till they pass you by. That is why it is called the passing lane. Morons!!!

Wow. I feel much better.

Shall we.

I went to Toad's last night to see Kings Of Leon. Great show. If you like these guys and they come around to your area check them out. Ran into some forum peeps. MyTaint, Turkish and Skittlebrau say hey to all. And Richie they said where the fuck are ya. Your supposed to be buying everyone a round of drinks.

Don't buy that Apple Nano just yet!

To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Tequila: culture and myths
In search of the blue agave

Woman, 71, pulls car with teeth

The Strange Synchronicity Of The Last Breakfast

Fire from a Can of Coke and a Chocolate Bar..........
and other wilderness survival & tracking info

Human World

Some news of the weird!!!

Think of them as amphibious sumo wrestlers. A pack of rowdy sea lions has invaded Newport Harbor, sinking boats, thrashing docks and — with their cacophony of barking — turning residents into sleepless zombies.

Angkor Wat: The Lost Cities

Sexuality, sexual health, and everything you need to know about your body in case you slept through health class.

See everyone tomorrow. Peace. Hoot23!!!

Hoot's Tuesday Trounce

Don't know what is up with the column. I tried posting one yesterday morning and it said it posted but I didn't see one.

I will try this one for Tuesday and see what happens.

This one is for Richie if he is checkin in. You know he probably is.
It will be here soon Rich:

Let's run with it!

This is very cool! And trippy!!!

According to a new study on female alcohol use and blood pressure, young women who consume two or three alcoholic drinks a week are much more fun to do research on than women who do not consume alcohol.
Oh, and the report also found that women who have a few drinks each week are less likely to develop high blood pressure. Whatever

Beer, beer, beer. I'm going for a beer!!! Lovely, lovely beer!!!(need audio on this)

The Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy

Robot claims 'treasure island' booty

Nasa's Visible Earth

These lawsuits are getting ridiculous!

The always fun Stress Relief Paintball

Puppy Swallows 13-Inch Knife, Survives

Hotel Reservations Round The World

I am outta here for today. See ya tomorrow.
LET'S GO YANKEES!!!

Peace. Hoot23!!!

Hoot23 Test

Testing something.

Hoot's Monday Morning Quickie

What's up everyone? I hope everyone one is doing just fine out there in this big ol world we live in. I almost forgot that Richie is gone this week so this one is gonna be a short one today. Let's do it.

What happens when you put good people in an evil place? Does humanity win over evil, or does evil triumph? These are some of the questions we posed in this dramatic simulation of prison life conducted in the summer of 1971 at Stanford University.

Since about ten years Theo Jansen is occupied with the making of a new nature. Not pollen or seeds but plastic yellow tubes are used as the basic matierial of this new nature. He makes skeletons which are able to walk on the wind. Eventualy he wants to put these animals out in herds on the beaches, so they will live their own lives.

The Man Who Ate His Lover

Just an update!

The worst foods!

Naked Woman(Steep Hill!!!)(This is an animation. Nothing shocking, should be safe for work)

Capitalism and Cows

Planarity
Unwind an entangled web so that no lines cross each other.

Vagabond Of The Website World
a site for the obscure and trivial in rock music

This is Legends, Paula Kate Marmor's personal journey through the worlds of Robin Hood, King Arthur, D'Artagnan, and other swashbuckling characters of balladry, fiction, and film, from the shores of Avalon to the dungeons of Zenda.

Well I have to run now, but I will be here all week, same bat time, same bat channel!

Even record, seven days, seven games, three against each other, Sox, Yanks!!! Gonna be a nerve wracking week! LET'S GO YANKEES!!!

Peace! Hoot23!!!

My BON VOYAGE column

Well this is it , my last column for a week and a half . Im going to have Hoot & Jambo do a column or two while im away so you guys dont get bored and go somewhere else ...We like you here

And away we go ...

GG Allin rocks out with his cock out, shits all over himself, until the cops come knocking

Christians claim penguins that march 70 miles to nest on ice are evidence for intelligent design

Someone had entirely too much time on their hands.

Fire chief bans all women firefighters from entering burning buildings

Avast! Monday was Talk Like a Pirate Day. Don't forget your eye patches.

Strippers help tease back New Orleans nightlife

The most and least commonly used words.

52-year-old farmer fractures his penis after ogling his young wife

Grow never gets old for me. Here's yet another version, "Cube."

DNA test proves the wrong man has been paying child support to Amber Frey for the past four years

The FatBot pop and lock, courtesy of the guys at popandlock.com.

Canada still steamed about not getting a bronze medal in a 1964 hockey game

Dutch reporter plans to use heroin, pot on TV

It's about time we see some innovation in the "pizza fork" world.

Jet Blue aircraft attempts emergency landing at LAX after landing gear malfunction. (Update: It landed)

a man in Palm Springs trespassed onto an airport runway and dared the cops to shoot him. The cops obliged.

Catholic high school teacher suggests student play the trombone while naked

So you wanna be a Hooters girl? Here's the employee handbook for your perusal, in all its, ahem, glory

Family dentist caught with his pants down, jerking it near elementary school

A detailed history of the word "cunt."

John Mellencamp, Grandmaster Flash, Blondie and Miles "Peein' Your Pants Is Cool" Davis to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

It's the extra irony factor that makes this t-shirt so funny

Everything you need to know to create your own mosaic out of Post-It notes

ESPN putting football games on rarely subscribed ESPNU in order to strongarm cable providers into picking up the channels.

How do you create the most craptastic, annoying shooter in history? Well, you can start by using the mouse in place of arrow keys or a joystick.

The "Box Up" puzzle, while not as annoying as the last game, is bound to ruin the remainder of your day. Since there are no instructions, basically, you use the arrow keys to maneuver the smaller boxes into the larger boxes in the fewest moves possible.

People argue over whether the face seen in the clouds was that of Jesus or Ringo Starr (with really cool pic of the cloud)

"I printed 50,000 of these speech bubble stickers. I place them on top of movie posters, ads and signs all over New York City. Passers are invited to fill them in. I go back and photograph the results."

If you're a fan of SNL's "Celebrity Jeopardy" skit, here's a link to videos of all 13 of them.

Wearing 600 condoms at once can mostly definitely serve as a form of penis enlargement. Hope you've got a patient woman, little man.

Florida man achieves state record for his 982 counts of child porn

Earlier today, hurricane Rita was classified as the 3rd largest in recorded history. And for all the fear and destruction these monsters bring with them, they sure are beautiful from on high.

Spider the Tylercore is a metalcore band featuring a 5 year old lead singer. I'm not sure what this says about metalcore in general, but I have a few assumptions I'll keep to myself

AND THATS IT , SEE YOU ALL IN A WEEK !

Humpday Happenings

Well another CT lawmaker is corrupt and this one is a big shocker by the way this guy came to congress in his Purple suits and long handkerchief waving in the air , because you know no regularly paid lawmaker can afford that suit .

Senator Ernest " Pimp Daddy" Newton has admitted to taking brides in ...wait for it ...Bridgeport . What the fuck is going on in Bridgeport ?? All these polititians are taking brides for contracts and it still lokks like shit .

One more day till vacation ..you jealous ??

Here we go ....

Here is the Top 10 list of pointless celebrities

All day long, everybody has been freaking out about this Bill Gates Goes to College video. So he teamed up with Napoleon Dynamite, big deal. Gosh!

A Comprehensive list of White House staffers -- what they do and how much they get paid

If you know what a Roland TB-303 is, this video is just for you. ( Mofoe , this is for you )

British undercover agents get sent to jail in Basra. Friends with six tanks bust them out

Put your Jedi skills to the test, and wield your mighty lightsaber

Serbians grill 62-pound hamburger, setting new world record (with pic)

Sure, it might be a little cold, but the boobies are everywhere

Tractor trailer full of frozen chickens catches fire on the highway..*Insert your own joke here*

Dang, why is my ex calling you guys?! ( lots of profanity here )

There's no need to spend a pile of cash on an inflatable woman when you can make an adequate target using household goods.

When on the run from police without your pants, it's a bad idea to knock on random people's doors asking for directions to McDonald's

Hurricane Katrina for Magic: The Gathering fans.

"Should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not returned safely to Earth you will be entiteld to a full refund of the purchase price."

Tuesday Tidbits

As I mentioned briefly yesterday I am going on vacation next week to The Outer Banks , North Carolina so take in all the DC you can this week . We go every year and rent a HUGE house with every toy and luxury you can imagine . There are 5 families going and all the kids ...it is a great time .

THIS is the hopuse we stayed at last year , this year's is bigger if you can believe that ?

EXCEPT for last year as some of you remember we didnt actually make it there because this happened on the way down to me ...

Lets Hope this year turns out a little better ?!

Let's Go ....

Ok Im going to warn you once : IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH , DONT WATCH THIS ! : And you thought tubgirl was bad ?

Car dealer thinks displaying $465,650 McLaren will make $50,000 Mercedes seem cheap

Oh, great, now every asshole in an H2 is going to have their own little satellite as well.

Christian preacher faces jail after punching man who tried to back into the parking space that the preacher and his twelve-foot cross were occupying

Fifth grade would have been so much better if I had the option of doing Devo covers for the benefit of the Internet.

Man credits the success of his small store to deep-fried testicles

This video looks quite fake, but it's still entertaining to watch a would be purse snatcher get the beat down from a woman.

Vince Neil falls off stage, breaks leg while performing for girls, girls, girls.

THIS IS WHACKED ...Bon Bon Land: A theme park dedicated, ultimately, to dog farts.

Let's breakdown the 2005 halloween candy .

On average, a UGA home football game creates 55 tons of tailgating trash

A game as innocently named as "Ball Bounce" is bound to maddening.

My Monday Kickoff

Good Luck to DC forum member Boogie & his brother on their new Bar & Grille , The Brick Alley Pub , In West Haven ( formerly Brian's Place) . I have heard good things and knowing Boogie like I do , the food must be fantastic. Maybe you are looking for a friendly, pleasently plump bartender one night a week ?

Yesterday we made our yearly trek up to the shit kickin, goat ropin, fucking your moms girlfriend, corn dog eating, worlds largest rodent having , how many shitty mops can you buy selling , mardi gras parade (sponsered by Foxwoods) in the middle of september, Redneck festival ....The Big E .

Now I love the Big E and I would buy every god damn infomercial product they are selling cause Im a sucker and I know that walking up to listen to thier little shpeal . The things look so good when they are showing them but you know when you get home that shit isnt going to work or you will never use it ..either way your buying it . I'll tell you what though , that place is Redneck heaven . There were so many redneck ass people there that I wanted to kick a couple teeth out of my mouth so I could fit in with the rest of the people ..

So If you havent gone yet , I think it's till Oct3rd .

Here we go .....

This should be fun. (deep breath) Get Your War On gives its take on the Hurricane Katrina failure

David Elsewhere and Heinekin combine to carry cool across the country.

DAMN RIGHT !! ...Man claims sex discrimination because all of the bosses are women

September is the beginning of aurora season, and the beautiful images aren't far behind.

What would happen if I were to boil some Poison Ivy leaves, and drink it like tea.?

What happens when a guy on the street gets dared to drink a bottle of Ipecac? About what you would expect. Careful, this one is pretty gross

Top 100 album of 2000-2004...# 74 is awesome !

Priest pricks 15 kids with unsterilized pin so they could feel the pain Jesus felt while on the cross

Sun Microsystems gets censored on their latest ad campaign, and makes an open call to contrarians for help.

BTW , I am off the The Outer Banks next week so enjoy this because your going to have NOTHING next week !

My Friday Wrap Up

Ok , A little story ...

I was sitting down to relive myself of some unwanted waste ,take a shit for the guys , and had my wife's new issue of US Weekly ( It's my dark little secret) ready to read . It was about 4:45 am and I had just got home from work and the house was all quiet . So I sat there flipping through the pages looking at the 40,000,000 pics of Jen & Brad wondering what Jen looks like naked and all of a sudden I hear this voice talking real loud about some paranormal activity ..I swear to god I almost shit down my leg I jumped so frigin high , Come to find out it was the magazine talking to me .

When the fuck did they start putting audio advertising in magazines ? I actually think it is a pretty good idea but jesus man , give a guy taking a shit some god damn notice next time ....will ya ?

Ok , here we go ....

Pregnant woman stabs boyfriend after he refuses to buy pickles and ice cream at 2:30 A.M.

Speaking of pregnant nuts , Britney Spears dropped her little redneck yesterday .

If you're a fan of the Sonic series of games, you'll be happy to see a shaky video of the next generation Sonic you'll be playing in the future.

Local "mini-planet" may have more fresh water than Earth

A Miami radio station morning show had Aries Spears (of MadTV fame) on as a guest. While on the show to promote his appearance at the Miami Improv, he refused to do any material. As he was leaving, he was extremely rude to the intern showing him out, who then, as any intern should do, reported back to the show's hosts. When the hosts, Paul and Ron, commented on his behavior, Aries then came back into the studio and proceeded to bash and physically threaten Paul and Ron. Here's the audio of the confrontation.

Woman sues Rolex because their watch gave her a rash

Watch out for the flying knee!

This moron Woman complains to cops after the hitman she hired didn't get the job done

We've seen all kinds of different art over the years, but the "human paintbrush" is a new twist

Here's Britney before that little wigger defiled her !

AOL and MSN planning possible merger that could result in massive ball of suck powerful enough to warp space and time

Create your own music using simple programs from Wolfram's computational universe, and using music theory and Mathematica algorithms (yea, I don't get it either) and then download them as ringtones to be the most annoying person in the universe.

Freddy Krueger of Elm Street fame once had minor success running his own 1-900 number

Porn Star or Pop Star? ...take the test !

Humpday Happenings

I love watching Poker on TV . It is great to see how the pro's play and what they fold , I think it is very interesting and informative for the amatuer poker players like myself to really learn the game .

I love the World Series of Poker on ESPN and loved watching the tourney last year and seeing FossilMan win it all and also see Chris MoneyMaker win it all the year before so when this years installment rolled around I was pumped .....BUT I have been waiting for this fucking tournament to start for weeks on end now and we are subjected to the circuit tourneys ...When the fuck are they going to show the actual tourney ??

Now I know the tourney is already over and some people know who won , and being that I can manuever around a computer Im sure I can also find this info out but I dont want to , I want to watch it fresh without it being ruined for me so skip all this stupid circuit tourneys and get to the fucking main event ...please

shortie today .....

Man -- cited for urinating in public parking lot -- is released, walks 50 feet, takes another leak in front of police

Hopefully this is a little more complete than the band news website I posted the other day. Lookup the origin of band names, and then come back to complain that your favorite crappy band isn't listed and this site is dead to you.

Fifteen steps to increase your human magnetism

Dick Cheney's press conference in Mississippi earlier today was interrupted by a protester who asked him to kindly "go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney." Ouch

Man uses samurai sword to rob restaurant patrons of $32

What the Fuck is going on in this pic ..... for adds on sides.

It's all fun and wrestling until someone pinches your tremendous man boobs

Your Goonies quiz ...You know you know all the answers !

I do believe we have a winner for the best drunk dial ever award. Good work men!

Disneyland Hong Kong opening day draws mainland Chinese who smoke in non-smoking areas and let their children urinate in public

Tuesday Tidbits

Today is an all video day so like I said yesterday , If you have dial up you can always enjoy the forums today .

I think I saw the dumbest thing on today's front page of the Register . They were talking about the Katrina Refugee's who have finally made it to Ct and are starting to live with certain families . So there was a picture of a little girl from New Orleans on the front page playing with another little girl from the host family in CT and they are playing in a sprinkler on the front lawn !?@?@?

Dont you think this kid has seen enough water to last her a lifetime and the first thing they have her do when she gets off the plane is jump into a sprinkler with all of us who have been dry .......Stupidity surrounds me .

Ok , It's movie time .....

Here is a perfect look at Jennifer Lopez's great ass .

Next time your in the ghetto and a gang of black guys want you to move your car , be a smart boy and move it ...ok ?

Laura Bush is stupider than her husband ....or so it seems !

This is movie they say is Allison Hannigan from "American Pie" and "Buffy the vampire slayer" , and its porn too .

I always wondered how those big air bags they use to catch jumpers work. Apparently, they don't.

This kid was born with the biggest head ever...This has to be one of the most amazing vids I've ever seen

Keith Oberrman goes OFF on George Bush .

FAN FIGHT !

Welcome to Porn Star Fantasy Camp .

This Drunk guy gets the boot from boarding plane

You think Tupac is dead , Think Again .

The Tourettes Guy Calls Colgate ,,This guy is great .

How great are fights at a Rap Concert .

For all you guys who were pissed about the Mexican video where the guy drove them to the immagration office , This video is really gonna piss you off !

Christa takes off everything for her webcam , god damn these are great .

This kid wins a contest and the prize is : Him feeling up his mom !

Monday Kickoff

The Cowboys won , It looks like my fantasy team will win .....I am in the zone .

Sorry about this weekend for all you DCer's who catch up on the weekend , It seemed that our domain name had expired and I didnt know how to renew it but with a little time I figured it out .....without Peter's help and we are back online .

I think tommorow is going to be an all video column , so all you dial up readers can probably take the day off

Here we go ....

Ever wonder what your face looks like when you have an orgasm ? Wonder no more .

Deputies in Florida searching for a cabbie who punched a blind tourist

Tom's Hardware takes a break from reviewing the hardware that makes us poor to review, instead, ways to overclock yourself.

Unable to afford the vet, dog owner saws off his pet's leg in the kitchen

Troy's Mixtape of Love has brought him all kinds of Internet fame. Too bad this quality work apparently led to the demise of his relationship.

Scottish citizen wanting to return to the 'good old days' launches campaign to bring back flogging to combat lawlessness

The many faces of Courtney Love

Woman, upset over being bitten by neighbor's dog, shoots daughter of the dog's owner and then takes another neighbor hostage

This
one is for MeanCarlene .....your welcome .

Oh sweet, a porno featuring tons of geeks. There is e-hope for Leandro after all!

Man protecting his daughter from grizzly bear attack gets his skull ripped off, his neck and back broken

Oh, you silly Spaniards and your giant tomato fights

Are You Ready For Some FOOTBALL ?!

Football starts for real on Sunday , That game last night was just a teaser .....I Cant Wait .

I suffered through boring baseball season and the true american pastime has began . Now like most men I have my sunday ritual :

1 . I wake up at 8am because I have softball at 9

2 . I get home about 10:30ish , buy the paper and read all the injury reports

3 . I usually sign on for about 1/2 hour and fix my lineups for the day ahead for my fantasy leagues

4 . play with the kids a little

5 . Then it's go time , I usually am at Knickerbockers or over a friends house for the 1pm games and home by 4 for a little family time but I always have my eye on the games if we are somewhere with a TV .

6 . Check the scores on ESPN realtime scoring throughout the day

7 . Go out to eat , come home and check the scores again

8. Watch Sportcenter till I go to work at 1am

** quick side note : There is an excessive amount of head scratching and ball adjusting throughout the entire day **

It's quite a ritual that probably 90% of men have or a close variation to it . I'll start a forum thread so people can post their Sunday NFL habits ..let me hear about yours ?

Here we Go ....

I dont know If I ever posted this but it's Former Girlfriends ..A site where jaded ex boyfriends post nude pics of their ex's .

HIV-positive ex-convict who tried to infect 4 cops, hospital employee by spitting blood on them is sentenced to 13 years

This is admittedly a pretty lame hack for Google Maps, but it's kind of interesting. Using this interface, you can determine where you would end up on the planet if you dug a hole straight down until you came out the other side.

Dead woman's body found with 'I love you' note attached

Google Maps has added a "Katrina" button, and been updated with new imagery showing damage wrought by the hurricane.

Russian dog saves four people by covering exploding grenade with its own body

There's something about shooting beer into the mouths of strangers that gives me a semi.

German anarchist party's TV advert offends viewers with it's booze-fuelled chaos, syringes and men cavorting with topless women

Rocket Bob is a trajectory game about a little man who jumps from one platform to the next collecting stars along the way. Use your mouse to choose the angle and velocity of your jump.

A new Superman movie will be dropped in our laps next summer. The trailer was released today, and it seems pretty bland, but it's still early I guess.

Say what you want about Geraldo Rivera and Shep Smith, but those two didn't pull any punches on live TV when reporting about the hurricane.

Howard Pyle's Book of Pirates, circa 1903.

Scarmageddon: A site dedicated to sharing pictures and stories about your scars, complete with Hot or Not style voting. Careful at work, there's probably some 18+ stuff buried in there

Humpday Happenings

I hate Oprah Winfrey !

This piece of whale shit could have got trapped in a basement in New Orleans and made the world a much better place .....kinda harsh huh ??

Well Ok, I understand that everyone wants to help and everyone should I guess. Oprah donated a lot of needed things to help the people out, but she didn’t need to deliver it her self. Oh yeah and while doing that, filming her passing all the shit out. She’s exploiting victims to pull at heart strings of viewers and boost ratings and of course preaching the race card the whole time . HEY ASSHOLE , THIS ISNT A RACE ISSUE ......IT'S A HUMAN BEING ISSUE ...Like I said , I hate Oprah

Ok , let's go ....
Bob Denver a.k.a Gilligan is dead .

Band News is a site dedicated to getting the latest information on your favorite bands.

A Katrina evacuee attempts suicide on D.C.-bound flight

In May 2005, The Dudes were hired to create a pilot for FOX. "Awesometown" is what resulted. (Careful with nudity in one of the versions, in case you didn't notice the warning they provided.)

Family wins third world record for watermelon weighing 268.8 pounds

As wolves come to eat you, your only defense is to shoot them with the right color bubble and make them pop. And get this, you guys get to play as a sheep... how appropriate

Train engineer participates in Take Your Daughters to Work Day and lets them drive the train.

R. Kelly performed at the MTV Video Music Awards show last Sunday, and it was awesome!

Wesley Duke, recently signed by the Denver Broncos, was a star at Mercer University, where there is no football team

The European launch of the Sony PSP included painted, topless women. Clearly, nudity and portable gaming go hand in, uh, hand

Angry San Diego topless dancer pulls out knife, stabs customer for refusing a lap dance

Happy Back to Work Day

I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend and everyone got to and from where they were safe .

Now , I had an up & down weekend . It started out on Saturday with my annual end of year BASH , It was alot of fun and thanks to everyone who came and made the party a big sucsess .

Next was Sunday out on the Jetski's . How it works is Me & a buddy of mine have one and all our friends & kids come down the beach and we usually make a day of it with grill and food . Everyone takes turns on the ski's and it is usually alot of fun ...Until .....One of my buddy's ran over an anchor line and sucked about 10 feet of rope , the clip and buoy up inside my ski and broke it . Here I am sitting there on the beach with a Jetski with 4 hours on it and it has 10 feet or rope wrapped around the prop and driveshaft with no way of getting it out . Sounds fun huh ?

Sunday morning came and my buddy Larry ( who saved my sea going life) came over , got his tools out and took my whole rear end off and got everything cleared up ..LARRY , YOU ARE THE BEST . So it was out all day sunday on the water ....we had a very relaxing weekend .

Plus I kicked ass in my fantasy draft on Sunday Night !

Ok , enough of my boring life ....

New parking meter technology automatically resets time remaining to zero when car pulls away from curb

Kanye West's temper got the best of him during a radio appearance on Toronto's Flow 93.5 after the station bleeped out the phrase "white girl."

Man decides to ride his horse to work after gas hits $3.00 / gallon

Oh Mr. Figgles, how I hate thee

Sean Penn tried to help hurricane victims on his boat , until he needed to be saved !~

For the Ladies ....Jude Law's nanny poker . your welcome

Banned drunk driver nabbed after driving toy bike past cops

A little bit of hulahoop, a little more dance, and a whole lot of man. Oh yea...

Spider monkeys and capybaras in the same cage ....what could go wrong ?

I dont know if I posted this yet but This is a great porn site ...for the fella's !

My Friday Wrap Up

I have to tell you ...Im torn about this Hurricane Disaster thing going on .Now I dont want to come off like It's not terrible and I dont care but .....

On one hand , your not human if you dont feel for these people and what they are going through because it seems to be just anarchy and destitute everywhere you look and it isnt going to get any better anytime soon .

On the other hand , these fucking savages are shooting at rescue helicopters and police as they try to help get this cleared up . It seems like they dont think they have any rules of society to follow since they have water in the streets . I can forgive the looting if they were doing it to stay alive ( a grocery store) but to loot and try the clothes you just looted on in the middle of a natrual disaster .....you deserve everything that comes your way .

So you can see my dilemmea , Im torn between caring and wanting to help anyway I can or just saying fuck em , let them live in squalor because they deserve it . .

In this case , A few bad apples DO spoil the whole bunch !

Let's Go ....

They taped me on my Jetski last week , here's the video .

Russian man survives after cutting himself in half with circular saw

Ever wonder what people did for fun and shenanigans in 1930? The DeMoulin Bros. & Co. catalog titled "Burlesque and Side Degree Specialties, Paraphernalia and Costumes" is full of devious devices intended for "light hazing." Apparently, by hazing, they mean 50 different ways to electrocute your friends. I guess electricity was still the new hotness in 1930.

Kenyan man held for strangling goat while having sex with it..Well jesus man , you cant strangle it if your fucking it ...are you sick ?

Kids, I don't care how bad ass you think you are on that new mini-bike of yours. Don't try this at home!

Dad dies after encouraging his seven-year-old son to drive his car at 70mph

It's never funny when old ladies get owned, but I caught myself stiffling a laugh anyway. Does that make me evil?

This is the first puzzle game of its kind I've seen. If you're good at chess, you'll probably have an advantage here

Online chat rooms in China hire naked girls to attract internet users

Most hilariously annoying startup sound ever. Check out the reactions of the people nearby.

Need a new desktop? You might find just what you're looking for here. Well done flash navigation as well.

Have a Fun & Safe Holiday ...See You All TUESDAY !