My Monday Rumblings

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !

For all you CT historian type people , Today's a day you want to head with that digital camera and snap some pictures because the New Haven Coliseum is coming down starting today . It has finally passed it's last hurdle and is slated for demolition starting today ....And I am sad.

I have had many good times in that building , saw many amazing shows and worked many concerts ( the extra $ was nice ) . For all of you who dont know , I used to work with a guy who had the contract for the Coliseum loading and unloading the gear for every show that came to New Haven . We used to get there in the morning , unload then get our All Access backstage passes for the day . We could come and go as we please , go where ever wanted except for the Dressing Rooms 2 hours before showtime. I have met very cool people anywhere from Ozzy to Bob Backlund ...that wide of a range .

The Coliseum will be sorely missed by me for sure. Im going to start a thread in the forums today and I want you to tell me a little about your best and worst NH Coliseum experiences. Have Fun

Here we go .....

I always thought it would be fun to work at a haunted house just so I could see the reactions up close. This collection of short clips will have to do for now.

The Newest hollywood faze : Sex tapes will boost your career.

I wish Halloween would always bring me nude Jessica Alba( Safe for Work)

Pet cemetery dug up to clear way for Hampton Inn

I present to you the Babedot Galleries, a fine collection of boobies. Hopefully this will make up for my lame attempt at scaring you.

Half of U.S. Marines to leave Okinawa. Withdrawal follows years of complaints from local residents

Since the point->click->escape genre of games aren't frustrating enough on their own, lets see how it goes when you add in a foreign language.

Following are the Top Entry Level Employers for 2005

Guinness wants us to know that all these years of evolution have been worth it, because now we can drink great beer.

Now THIS is a prank gone wrong

And THIS is a perfect prank.

Pop Lockin' lets you dance without all that bothersome practicing, but only on the Internet. You can even do some dancing DDR style, and upload a picture of your face for added realism.

Laz's Guest Column

I have a hell of a RANT for today but DC member Laz sent in a nice column and I dont want to take away from it at all ....so be on the lookout for it come Monday .

DC forum member LAZ has put together a nice guest column for us today and since I will be accepting more guest columns as they come in so put one together and send it to me , It's nice to know you guys will take the time to make others laugh and enjoy their day at work ...Nice Job LAZ

Here is Laz's Column ....

OK, since I’ve nagged Richie about this for a few weeks, here is my guest column.

This is where I go to cut and paste the NFL picks for each week. Unfortunately, no wisdom is provided here

This seems relevant these days. How do you want it all to end? Top 10 possible ways the world will be destroyed:
Since I can’t surf porn at work, I’ve picked up a small collection of online comics to read during lunch. Since they all update at different schedules, there is usually something new. I’m not saying that these are the best, but I find them entertaining, or at least amusing. Some online comix I read, in no particular order:

Questionable Content: Indie-rock meets indie coffee shop. Ultra-hip sarcasm.

I think I found this here at TDC. Alien and Predator as roommates in NYC, with Jesus H Christ as the 3rd roomie, and 2nd baseman for the Yankees. Very funy.

A bit of sword and sorcery, excellent art, and some tits! Safe for work most days.

High school silliness and elf-fantasy crossover.

Full color artwork, more sword and sorcery. Slow story…

Possibly the best overall comic I’ve found. A fantasy with girls who fight with swords, and a bit of magic added.

True silliness in CuteTown

A dark 3-D graphic about good aliens and bad humans and various combinations of the two. Excellent artwork, confusing story.

Student super-heroes, sort of like X-Men, except they go out for drinks.

More super-heroes, more angst, better graphics, and on rare pages, he adds little animations.
Want to know what the rich folk are doing? WestPort Now is an award winning blog-style local news site.

You didn’t think I’d forget the porn…?

She’s retired and married, bummer for us. Oops, she changed her pic.

Here she is in all her current glory!

You can still relive the mammaries

And I saved the Best for last: The Best Porn It’s all there, really.

OK, Iris and Jambo and Spunky, it’s your turn next.

Laz

Hoot's Thursday Things

Let's get this moving.

I know most of our faithful readers out there probably already know that the death toll of U.S. soldiers in Iraq hit the 2,000 mark this week. For those that did not know, now you do. It is sad that this bit of news is not even front page material for some of the news outlets out there. Yes some had it front page but others bury it 10 pages in. Our soldiers are dying over there to protect our freedom and you shove this story way the fuck back there. Just plain sad.

Well I am putting a link about this here: U.S. military death toll in Iraq hits 2,000

Iraqi civilian deaths: Iraq Body Count

It is costly in other ways too: Cost of War

Why are we still there???

You want an IPod? It's over there: just beneath the NyQuil and next to the Gatorade.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???

Just for you Richie! Early Nor'easter Dumps Mounds of Snow

Ah what the hell. Winter is almost here and because I know you love the snow so much Rich. .....All about snow crystals and snowflakes -- what they are, where they come from, and just how these remarkably complex and beautiful structures are created, quite literally, out of thin air.

From a nano-magnet to mites nestling in the roots of an eyelash, this year's winning images in the Novartis/Daily Telegraph Visions of Science photographic awards are startling and stunning - but not always for the squeamish.

(The picture on the left is of the mites!)

The company that pioneered commercial space travel by sending "tourists" up to the International Space Station is planning a new mission: rocketing people around the far side of the moon.

No hanky panky on the way to Mars??? Damn it!!! Sex and romantic entanglements among astronauts could derail missions to Mars and should therefore be studied by NASA, warns a top-level panel of US researchers.

Remember. Timing is everything!

Boy, I didn't see this one coming! Pop singer Britney Spears' marriage with dancer Kevin Federline is on the rocks, if reports are to be believed.
According to sources, since after the birth of their baby Sean Preston last month, the couple has been having a series of vicious rows, as Federline goes out with pals all the time and Britney is stuck at home with the baby.

This can't be good for the world. Another region in European Russia confirmed on Monday an outbreak of the deadly bird flu virus H5N1.

Some people are into the internet a bit too much. Google KAI is the name of our lovely son.

Just a reminder.

Halloween is coming! Have you bought your halloween candy yet?

See everyone next time.

Peace. Hoot23

The stolen cellphone Follow Up

I get the bill breakdown online yesterday and I get all the numbers this little motherfucker called during his time with my cell phone .

I wasnt even going to do anything but It was just eating me up inside and I had to call a couple of them to see what I could find out . So I *67 them then call the 1st number , This number was the very 1st number he called from my phone at 4:10pm and was the very last number he called from my cell at 1:36am and there were about 40 calls in between to this particular number . So I call it and what sounded like a spanish girl answers so I ask her her name and SHE TELLS ME and asks who I am , So I tell her . She says she doesnt know who it was but I could tell she was lying and told her the cops would be calling her ...blah,blah,blah.

The next number I called was what sounded like a young black kid , So I ask him his name and HE TELLS ME TOO, and says the same thing but he told me he didnt know his name ( the kid who stole tyhe phone) ..But how does he know that a girl didnt steal it ...he was lying too . I told him the cops would be calling too .

The last number I called was a kid who wouldnt give me his name and when I told him who I was he hung up on me , so I called back and got his name off his voice mail and told him I was going to rip his head off If I ever found out who he was ...( I obviously snapped)

So my question is more from a legality issue ...Do I post the names and numbers on here and let you & the other 11,000 people who read this on a daily basis call these people at nausea till they give this little bastard up or will I get in trouble for it ?

It is killing me inside

Ok a shortie ..BTW, forum member LAZ sent in a guest column so be looking out for that :

South Carolina man dies in car crash on the way to brother's funeral

This is for all of you LOST fans .

White Supremesists , THIS is your Britney Spears & Christina Augliera

If you live in London and love to jerk off , Have I got the job for you .

Russian woman sells her daughter for $10,000 despite warnings the child's body parts would be sold

Someone from the Consumers Union (Consumer Reports) put out a new animated music video they released called "The Tower." They're trying to convince the FCC to hold public hearings before they go back and rewrite the media ownership rules, which they intend to do in the near future. The video is great, and so is the cause. If you're tired of the way big media works, take a moment to fill out the petition when you're done.

A MAJOR supermarket chain has come under fire for selling eggs described as "Halloween Fun" on the packaging.

Treasure Box asks only that you click in all the right places at all the right times.

Prince needs a hip replacment ...god damn do I feel old now .

My Tuesday Tidbits

We have been having a minor disagreement in the forums lately about a video I posted of a single Yankee fan in New Orleans being ridiculed by about 2000 Red Sox fans for wearing a Yankee hat on the streets during Superbowl weekend ....Silly Right ?

Ok follow me , Now I said it was the classless Sox fans fault for calling this guy out and dumping beer on his head but some of the sox fans are saying this guy took the fight to another level and they arent at fault ..You Decide ?

So my homework for you guys it to take a look at the video , then go onto the forums thread called " Classy Red Sox Fans" and let your voice be heard on who you think is wrong .....Thanks

Ok , time to burn ....

A Hummer limo filled with people celebrating a birthday party turned into a wild ride early Sunday after a man attempted to steal it. What the suspect did not realize was there were 15 people in the back of the limo.

The Dairy Farmers of Ontario are spittin' mad rhymes about... milk, represent!

Only in CT ....A child's birthday party escalated into a brawl early Sunday in which several people were stabbed and at least eight people were arrested

Playable XBox 360s are showing up at WalMart ! Check the link for more details on how to find one near you.

Please stop it ....Im going for the Odds or Evens Championship next week .

NASA's animation of the 21 named storms of the 2005 atlantic hurricane season.

This write up was from Fark.com , very funny .....Bush to announce next chairman of Federal Reserve today. Rumors suggest it's going to be Harvey, the H&R Block guy from Midland who used to do his taxes

More than you ever wanted to know about the history of McDonald's advertising, including the first appearance of certain characters can be found here

Why would you ever need this this , this , this (this one's creepy) or this ?

My Monday Rumblings

I had a very unproductive weekend this past weekend ...I did nothing . And when I say I did nothing the whole weekend I mean I did NOTHING the whole weekend . Saturday it rained all day so my kids soccer game (which I coach) was cancelled so we just stayed in and baked cookies and watch TV like a bunch of vegetables and on Sunday I left the house once to go food shopping and that was it ....what a weekend , huh ?

I got some good stuff but I'll save for the upcoming week .

Ok , and away we go ....

Why do morons like this win Powerball ??...Winning Powerball Family in Seclusion

Who says Trading Spouses isnt the best show on TV ...not me .

Man allegedly robs bank with pay check stub note

The Presidents of the United States of America is the first band to release a music video shot entirely with camera phones.

Only in CT ...Man Found With 342 Victoria's Secret Bras

So you think you got a pretty strong Mouse Hand ??

Play the Tara Reid drinking game ...It's pretty funny.

For all you weekend warriors ..The Top Ten Tailgating Cars

It's not clear why the lady in this video is so upset, but she sure is yelling a lot. She seems to be a little crazy, but I don't doubt the guys filming the video are assholes, and provoked her in some way.

Even though I hate the Red Sox with a passion , At least they have THIS going for them

My Friday Rant ...Kinda

It was nice to see Buffy & Miss Mothball last night down at The Reef for the 1st time in a long time ...come in more often , we had alot of fun.

So my rant today is more of a question than a rant but here goes ....

I dont understand the whole Smoking craze people go through . I have never smoked in my life and dont see why anyone would want to start . What redeeming qualities do you get from smoking ....Yellow Teeth, Bad Breath , Your clothes stink , Lung cancer and the list goes on, Sign Me Up !

And thing that bothers me more about smokers than the actual smoking is the times they get in front of you in line at a Krauser's and have to get the special pack of cigarette's that they keep under the counter and you have to wait because they want a hard pack and they only have soft packs ....what the fuck is the difference ??! The cigarette's are the same , right ?

Then they have Light's , 100's , Box , Menthol , 100's Box , Menthol Lights and any other variation of these 4 you can think of . I guess my question is what is the difference between and box and a hard pack and if it's the same product , wy even have more than one style pack for it . The Light's and 100's are probably all the same but people will believe anything and buy these too. Some explain the plight of the smoker so I can better understand because all of us non smokers just roll our eyes when we see you going outside to smoke or odering them in front of you at a store and if you say you dont do it , your a liar .

See Ya next time ...

If you can get past the boring intro and terrible translation, your reward is to create your own drum solo as a cow.

Larry Bird's jersey number inspires convicted killer to add three more years to his 30-year sentence

Stunning video footage of a car bomb that exploded in Baghdad last week. It's very easy to get desensitized to the media coverage of these events, but seeing the explosion puts things into a whole new perspective.

Indian astrologer lives after predicting his own death

Rat Cooking 101 ....ewwww.

Six-fingered Russian child is born with both female and male genitals

We've seen plenty of great body painting examples over the years, but this guy's work is about the best. There's several pages to click through, but the navigation is a bit goofy

Elderly woman dies after microwaving her clothes

Pictures of female soldiers from around the world.

Escape from Rhetundo Island.

High school freshman charged with making terrorist threat after writing essay proposing a 'Killer Day' when everyone would be allowed to kill two people to relieve stress

Finally, someone has made a keg tap with a little bling for the rest of us.

Hoot's Thursday Things

Good Thursday to everyone!

Richie probably thought I wouldn't come thru with a column today but here it is Rich.

And awaaaay we gooooo!

Webcams around the world.

An early Thursday treat for ya!!!

Live Daily. Info and news on live music.

Cellphones learn to recognize their owners' faces.

Ghostsites. Where dead web sites live on.

Say it ain't so. Bakery closure means no more Wonder Bread in Washington, Oregon.

Dolphin Trainer.

An older article but... How not to use a toothbrush!

Are you a "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" guy?

or maybe your more of a "That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!" guy.

Whatever you are, get your Hollywood Hats here.

Sweet a psychic teevee!

Here we go again. Hurricane Wilma bacame the most intense hurricane on record in the Atlantic Basin Tuesday night!

Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind While Hammering!!!

How much is inside a keg of beer? mmmmmmmm BEEEER

A few more tasty pics for my friends!!!

Mmmmm!

Perky!

Lovely!

Two sweet smiles!!

That is all for this edition. Til' we meet again.
I remain Hoot23. Peace!

Sorry ...

The Wife is sick today so I have to get up to bring the kids to school early ...Sorry guys .

Tuesday Tidbits

It happened last night and I might not be able to deal with reality for a while until this thing is fixed ....My string broke on my favorite pair of sweatpants !

And you know what it is like trying to get a new string through these , I would rather drive a fucking truckload of raw meat through the Serengeti than try to restring my pants because it is impossible. And I love these pants so , you know when you get a pair of sweatpants that just fit you perfect and even when you wash them they come right out of the dryer still with that perfect fit ....well these were those pants and now .....nothing ?!@

Im Sad

I guess a little is in order ....

Spunky14u posted this in the forums , I think it's a pile of shit but you guys might not .

A Virginia moonshine still raided last week could be connected to a larger whiskey-running operation

Here's a video of an F1 indy car from inside the cockpit

Nobody can derail trains from schedule , not even a naken man .

I'll bet you everyone who reads this link will try this ...It looks very cool .

Say it isnt so ....Sly's doin another Rocky flick ?

Hey ladies , be a degrading hooker for halloween .

A Maine scientist is preparing to release details of a $1 million reward for a photograph that leads to the live capture of Bigfoot, the abominable snowman or the Loch Ness Monster.

Acouple more inappropriate costumes from that same site ..

Here , Here , Here, Here , Here , Here

The GIANTS SUCK column

THAT'S RIGHT ...The Cowboys beat up on the hapless Giants the way I said they were gonna , Sure the score was closer than it should have been but the game was a complete blowout from start to finish . The Giants had no answer for what the Boys were throwing at them . Plus someone in the forums has to include that im a god in every one of his posts for week because we made a bet ..I Love It !

It was nice to see all the forum boys saturday night when me, the wife and a couple friends spent the night out at The Brick Alley Tavern in West Haven ( owned by forum alum Boogietrunks) . The drinks were reasonably prices , the food was good and the bar was alot of fun because alot of cool people hang out there .Plus the Jukebox was awesome even though they didnt have any Flickerstick on it ..Im going to have to work on it . All in All it is a very good place to hang a drink and a good bite to eat , go out and try it because it wont dissapoint.

Let's Do It ...

This guy will be working his WHOLE life ....$300.00

Teenage girl bullied by classmates for resembling porn star

Full House, the uncensored outtakes.

Company sets out to create musical breast implants

Wierd game , I truthfully didnt get it ....maybe you will ?

Amazing giant skeleton found in tsunami aftermath - WTF !!!

Burger King is selling Halloween masks of the creepy "King" as well as the Subservient Chicken.

Drug dealer lets his customers know he's open for business by hanging 'crack house' sign outside his home

I/O Brush is a new drawing tool to explore colors, textures, and movements found in everyday materials by "picking up" and drawing with them.

Fan takes rat poison after Chile World Cup failure..It's Soccer you loser.

Since it's close to Halloween , here's detailed instructions on how to create a head in a jar.

Ahhhhhhhh .....Study says discussing art relieves constipation

You make the call ...Real ?

The Daily Column UNPLUGGED

Welcome to the 1st installment of The Daily Column Unplugged . No write up , no rants , and jokes ....so just sit back and relax while you randomly click on links .

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Hootie Screwed me

Hoot , who replaces me when I go away , was supposed to take over for me on thursdays from now on and what happens the 1st one , He screws me ....Thanks Alot Hoot !

Im going out on a limb and saying , HOOT SUCKS !

So here's my anti hoot column ..

On the day after John Lennon's 65th birthday, it was a chance to remember old times and maybe even repair some damaged relationships, But Yoko Ono had other things in mind .

The best of SNL's Ambiguously Gay Duo.

People in the medical profession have a sense of humor? Shocking.

He Found a fortune, now he's out of pocket

Sure but when the cops try to have a sense of humor , It just isnt the same .

This is HARD ...A mysterious parcel has appeared on your desk. I wonder what it contains...

The National Association for the Advancement Of Vegetables has proclaimed the artichoke as "most irritating" of all popular vegetables readily available in U.S. supermarkets.

Hah, two choose your own annoyance games in one day! You guys may explode.

The Topeka, Kan., City Council is expected to vote Tuesday night on a proposal that would ban public nudity...maybe im missing something but isnt that already banned ?

Tommorow is gonna be TDC UNPLUGGED ...tune in !

Humpday Happenings

DC forum pioneer Spunky14u has asked me a favor and Im always willing to do favors for my readers . I guess he is doing a walk over at Lighthouse Point for the American Diabetes Association which helps with research and education on Sunday 10/16 and could use help from our 11,000 readers.

Here is the link , give him anything you could and stop by the forums and tell him in person what a truly nice guy he is for this .

Ohh, plus he says The first 10 people to donate will have the first round bought by me at the next TDC gathering.(when we have one)

Ok , shortie time ....

This is great ..Water balloon Fight

Bird vs. Motorcycle. (Warning, it's gross.)

Trophy penis leads police to homeless man's killer

Umm What ? Louisiana teen shot after being mistaken for wild hog

STOP IT !

Dutch burglar phones police after fleeing in panic when he found a corpse in the house he broke into

Bid on Britney's Charity Jewel Encrusted Bra. K-Fed needs some child support money

One School district in Florida forbids swings, see-saws and running in playgrounds

The face of Dr. Claw (of Inspector Gadget fame) has finally been revealed.

That's it for today ..see ya tommorow .

My Rainy Tuesday Stuff

Ok so it's official ..WinMX is dead ! (read story below)

So a couple people in the forums told me about Limewire and I downloaded it last night and it is pretty good ....except for one thing . On WinMX everything I downloaded immeadiatly went into the "My Music " file in my documents , Now with Limewire I had to set the music downloaded to go there ( which I did) and it still isnt going in there ...I dont know where the hell it's going , Someone help me with this problem ?

Here we go ....

Girls Gone Wild came to CT and I missed it ..What the FUCK !?!?

Popular file-sharing site WinMX.com ceased operating and the New York office of another, eDonkey.com, appeared to be closed, in the continuing legal fallout among underworld peer-to-peer music services

Next up on news channel 8 ...Better get your umbrella out cause it's raining .

Someone managed to get pictures of the landing gear from the recent Jet Blue flight that had all that trouble after its journey across the pavement.

The latest weapon against malaria: a mosquito with glowing testicles

Real World fans, here's a movie of Trishelle topless. People who don't watch the Real World, here's a movie of a hot topless girl.

Well someone in Washington finally is looking out for the homeowners.

Design all your own Custom shirts with Custom Ink .

There nothing better than a good website about Extreme toothpick carving

Smurfs used as shock treatment in UNICEF's fundraising drive

Now you too can have a personal concert by Sir Elton John. Call now and we'll even throw in the piano! All for one easy payment of $1,500,000.

Well for all of you who THINK you are good at Beer Pong ..think again .

Man Eats 19 Grilled Cheeses in 10 Minutes

Happy Columbus Day

Happy Columbus Day , I hope you all have the day off .

My Friday Rant

So dont you love it when you wait all day for a program to come on regular TV and just around the time the show you have been waiting for is about to come on the moronic president decides to give a speech and of course every station carries it along with all the cable news stations too ....

Well I have a solution , tell me what you think : Since nearly everyone gets the basic CBS,NBC and ABC what you do is start a rotation . You draw numbers 1-3 and #1 gets the exclusive right to his first speech, #2 the second and they keep going till this dummy stops giving speeches . This way it doesnt tie up every single Tv station. Now for those of you with just satellite it's just as easy : You do the same rotation with Fox News , CNN and Msnbc .I should be in charge over there .

Ok , and away we go ..

There's a gallery of pictures that's been floating around for years that shows women in their daily clothes, and then in various stages of undress. I couldn't find the original series, but someone took the pictures and made a nifty Flash interface that allows you to see the transition from clothed to unclothed more quickly. Keep in mind, these are normal women, like the kind that exist in the real world, and not just on the Internet behind the veil of Photoshop.

Study says teen girls are leading the sexual revolution in America

If you're a fan of skyscrapers, or want to see illustrations of buildings in various parts of the world (all on the same scale), this page is for you.

Ahh Human Kindness ....Wandering 85-year-old Alzheimer's patient raped, shot

The Simpson has been responsible for no less than 68 made-up words during its time on television. Thanks to the power of Wikipedia we're lucky enough to have a complete list, along with the history of each.

Robbers locked in basement after being tricked by mom

In 1967, Van Morrison recorded 31 songs to fulfill his contractual obligations to Bang records. His improvised songs included topics such as ringworm and waiting for his royalty check. You can listen to all the songs after the jump.

Hunter is knocked out by flying goose his son shot

Someone managed to get pictures of the landing gear from the recent Jet Blue flight that had all that trouble after its journey across the pavement.

Kanye West and Mike Myers reunite on SNL from October 1, 2005.

My cellphone follow up

Before I start my follow up rant on my phone incident , I kust want to send a big hello out to Wineguy and say thanks for all the nice stuff you said about the column and me last night ( ohh and thanks for playing a killer left center too ) .

Now the follow up to my stolen cell phone ...

So I turned the phone off and when I woke up I went to see my buddy who runs a Cingular store in Fairfield and he hooked me up with a new phone and the same number so I didnt have to change it . I asked him if he could look up what numbers were dialed and he said they hadnt posted yet but he said about 6:30 tuesday night about 7 ringtones were bought on my cellphone . Things like Lil Skrappy , 50 cent , Usher and so on and at that point I lost it and let out the loudest N-word you have ever heard . Now im not one to be racist but things like this just piss me off . So I get home and start getting calls from other young kids thinking my other phone was still on and they were calling him . I asked where the fuck my phone was and they were just hanging up . Then about 10:30 last night I get a call on my cell from a private number and they dont say anything but I can hear them so I asked " Is this the little N-word that stole my phone " and he said Yup ..I was FUCKING IN A RAGE !~~~!~!~

I told him to come to my house and I would rip his fucking head off . Im hoping that private number shows up as a number on my bill .

Sorry about being so racist today but things like this just kill me inside !

a shortie today ....

Satellite images confirm mystery glow in ocean

National Geographic has placed a streaming webcam at a busy watering hole in Africa. Right now, there's just a bunch of bugs flying around, but supposedly it gets pretty interesting at night.

Army sergeant with duct-taped mouth arrested after trying to rob bank by handing teller a note claiming he had a bomb in this mouth

The Kate Moss on Coke video ...I like when famous people get busted.

For all you Gamers ...Halo - the movie is coming

Saturn's moon Hyperion is unlike anything we've ever seen before. You can find a larger version here

Teacher mistakes boy's insulin pump for cell phone, rips it out

How good are you at pantsing random strangers?

Lindsay Lohan is probably the worst celebrity driver ever , here's why .

Some of the hottest natural boobs I've ever seen..your welcome.

BTW , this column is dedicated to LAZ ...you know why .

I have been VIOLATED ( not that way perverts)

I am sooooooo pissed today . Yesterday right in front of my house my god damn cell phone got stolen right from the front seat of my car ! I called it and someone picked up quick and hung up and then I proceeded to call it 200 more times in the next 4 hours but no one picked up after that . I called it from work at 3:30am till 5:30 am to keep the fucker who stole it up all night . ....I was going to put it out to you guys to dial it all day today but I figured the best thing to do would be to turn off the number till I get out and get another phone today .

The thing that makes me more mad than my phone and brand new earpiece being gone is all the numbers on my SIM card are also lost . Those are irreplacable and the only thing I am truly pissed about . Im going to find out which little fucker around here did and when I do you'll probably be reading the headlines " Local man shoves cell phone (minus the SIM card) up teen's ass "

I posted some pics from my vacation in the forums this morning , check them out if you get a chance .

Anyways , lets do a shortie .....

Let's see how long you can hold your liquor ?

Buy a set of very pretty legs for 3210 dollars..no really

A JEALOUS youth tried to kill his father by stabbing him in the heart after losing out in a love triangle with a teenage girl.

Collect as many blue bubbles as possible...good game .

Now THIS guy is hammered , soo sad yet so funny .

See this is what I was worried about if I didnt turn my stolen cell off .

I would haunt the person who did this to me when I died ...Haunt them I tell you .

Rodney King has nothing on this guy ..ouch

Now I have seen tons of things on the Internet that made me want to hurl in my time surfing but I thik I have something here that might take the cake . If you are a little queasy in the stomach I would steeer clear .

And a little something for the fella's

Tuesday Tidbits

Today is my anniversary and we arent doing anything for the 1st time in as long as I can remember . We just got home from Vacation , are trying to save money for our cruise , the kids have soccer and so on ....but I got the flowers and cards so I hope she will like them .

Now , onto the newest Bush mess ...

Im not really going to dive into a political debate with anyone about this because I really dont see the point in saying over and over how inept this president has been because let's face it no matter how fucked up he is , he is still our president and we should stand behind him rather than cut his knees out but ....Why would you make an old courthouse lawyer who has never been a judge at all a Supreme Court Judge when there were so many other overqualified people to choose from . I guess it's just Bush taking care of his own and fuck the due process and the obvious choices .

What an ass ...( Im sorry , I said I wasnt going to bash )

Like Prince says ...."Let's get crazy" ....

Here is Jackass's Steve-O going berserk on Adam Carolla's new talk show

Fugitive prisoner is caught after setting up rendez-vous with policeman through internet dating site..what a dumbass.

Here's one ....Kill everything.

Fifty women suing gynecologist who allegedly allowed his identical twin to impersonate him, sexually abuse his patients

Hack government computers with your own WarGames Imsai (now with USB!)

Lindsay Lohan set to strip for upcoming 'Vanity Fair' cover

Whoa, psycho mom! Dr. Phil smells an Emmy. This is actually kinda tough to watch.

The Onion takes a break from satire to bring us a surprisingly spot-on article about how "too much anorexia" in a chick is in fact gross.

Florida man reported missing from hospital is found driving stolen ambulance with a dead deer wedged in the back

A guy in a Mercedes gets owned by a little old lady crossing the street. Ah, there is justice in life.

Ok , some porn for ya ... Double the Pleasure

Did ya miss me ??

Well Im back from my nice relaxing week of vacation in Emerald Isle, NC and it was fantastic . The house was unreal , Im telling you words couldnt do this place justice , and the weather was perfect . All in All it was a very nice trip . I will be posting some pics in a thread in the very near futrue of this trip so be on the lookout for it

I want to thank George Steinbrenner for filling in for me while I was gone , he did a great job . Seriously Hoot did a nice job of filling the porn void and giving minute to minute updates on Yankee happenings ..Thanks to Hoot .

So let's just jump right in , shall we ...

What if your life became a real porno movie ...well this is what it would be like ( dont worry people at work , it's not dirty)

A boat filled with tourists taking a pleasure cruise on Lake George in New York capsized suddenly and sank Sunday afternoon under a clear sky, drowning 21 passengers and injuring several more.

Ummm ..A surgical unit over in Iraq documented some of the injuries that passed through thier tents ...Those of you with weaks stomachs beware .( because os banners)

The astronomers who claim to have discovered the tenth planet in the solar system have another intriguing announcement: It has a moon

After months of practice, the after-school percussion group at Minnetonka High School, Minneapolis can now play a few tracks from DJ Shadow's album, "Endtroducing."

Teen with camcorder captures his own killing on tape

Bruce Lee, the lost interview.

Dogs used as shark bait in France (with graphic picture)

Japan gets all the cool vending machines

For all you who say I dont post enough porn , here is Paris Hilton screwing

If you're a fan of Harvey Danger (it's been a while, I know) you'll be glad to hear that they've released their new album, and have made it available for download, for free. This idea isn't exactly new, but they give a great explanation of why they're going this route

The first pictures ever taken of a giant squid surfaced a couple of days ago..Holy Shit !

Man arrested for barbecueing neighbor's dog with intent to eat it

For the women who already own every possible style of shoes known to man

Lots of Boobs and Balls pop up in sports ...buy yourselves some god damn underwear , will ya ?