My Tuesday Hee Haw Column

I completely forgot about this one ....

About 2 weeks ago was the parents night out . We usually all get sitters and go out for dinner and drinks with just the adults and with my group of friends it usually gets pretty wild. So we had 5 couples and decided that we would go to the Cadillac Ranch in Southington because one of the girl's fathers is into line dancing and he said it was a good bar , so we all went .

Let me tell you , It was like a diiferent world in there , I have never seen so many big hats , small ties and general shit kickers all in the same spot at the same time .I never realized that these people take this line dancing shit so serious , You might think you could just go out the and dance but Ohhh Noo ....These people will ask you to leave the floor if you cant do the dances . I was drunk and really trying for the 1st hour then said fuck it and got booted like 3 more times trying . You cant bring any drinks on the dance floor and there are certain spots that couples cant dance .

The place was very packed but the crowd of people wanted nothing to do with the like's of us but we made or own fun so fuck all the sheep fuckers . If you are in CT and like hicks , this is your place .

Ok , enough of that ...

Watch this , this is fucking crazy ( what a terrible shot)

From the "Why ?" files : Armed robbers made off with a lion cub and two Arabic-speaking parrots in a recent raid on Gaza's zoo

Rubiks Cube & Mario together at last

Ahhh nothing like some hot NBA cheerleaders . scroll through the whole set of pics.

Tree + Me ..A love story ?

The challenge : Find the best cock logos from around the world .

Im not real sure what Ghostrider is supposed to be about, but there's a whole lot of footage of this guy on a motorcycle chasing down a professional driver in a Z3 M Coupe through heavy traffic. 15 minutes worth, in fact.

STOP ALREADY .. Andrew Lloyd Webber creates reality TV show to find singer for Sound of Music musical

Joe Rogan ( fear factor) has a very cool website . He also hates Carlos Mencia and exposes him as a fraud and a thief , make sure you read that part & watch the video .

At last, you can experience an ultralight crash without breaking your back, pelvis, ribs, lungs and so on .

Music Lovers - Welcome to Pandora .

Happy Monday To you

What a cool & expensive long weekend I had between the kids party and Xmas shopping , Im in a pretty good hole .

I have a quick question : Do people with bad hair know that they have bad hair or do they just think everyone else around them is having a bad hair day ?
Because overnight I have one stop in the Valley (ansonia) and you know my feelings about the valley, a.k.a the land that time forgot , and there are about 20 people who come to this distrubution center and get thier papers so they can deliver them. These people come in with just the worst 80's hair do's ever . It is mostly men and I literally have to turn my head because I am smiling so much to kep from laughing out loud that people might think im nuts . I mean picture that little kid from the movie " My Bodyguard " and remember his hair ..There are like 8 guys with that same puffed up , feathered on the sides, wild look . I mean cmon guys , get it together and run some clippers through that shit and jump into the 2000's .

Let me put it this way , If you wear a knit hat and your hair changes the shape of the hat then it's time to see your barber . Or if you need to carry a brush ( not a comb) with you at all times to keep the feather look going ...It's time to kill the people who tell you thy like your hair .

The Valley is a trip and thank god I get to go there on occasion !

Here we go ...

When you need sex and there's no where else to get it ... you might as well try here....

Make a sacred hula hoop. (Honestly, I can't think of any reason why you would do this. If you really need a hula hoop, buy one--it just won't connect you to the universe as well as the sacred kind.)

Welcome to Little Stevie's Underground Garage ( yah , the guy from the Sopranos)

"These were the precise reasons that we fought Saddam Hussein, and now we are seeing the same things."

A classic scene from Who's Line Is It Anyway? with special guest star Richard Simmons.

I could only imagine what the name of this store is ..Too bad I cant read Japanese but the pics tell 1000 words.

Underwater Hockey : The newest craze in wacky sports and apparently it's alot more popular than I thought because there are World Championships going on .

Wanna join a hockey club , or find out more about it .

Can you remember the shittiest cars ever made ..well these people could .

I posted a early version of this a while back . Jedi Trainer 2.0 - its a bit harder and the graphics are a little better

Ok , till tommorow .... And welcome to all our new forum members .

Im a lazy man

GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO SHOPPING ...SEE YOU MONDAY .

Night before Thanksgiving stuff

This is my nutty time of the year at work and I just got in , I have to work tonight at the bar then at my driving job ...very busy . And to top it all off as Im writing this looking out the window ..It's snowing ......Fan fucking tastic !?

Has anyone noticed that Thanksgiving is starting to be fazed out as a holiday and we are going right into xmas. I mean stations are already starting to play Xmas music, some people have thier Xmas decorations out and the lights on already , store are already advertising for xmas..I guess we forget all about Thanksgiving , Well not me , Im gonna try and give you guys a little Thanksgiving column today .

Here we gobbly go ....

As Thanksgiving is upon us, it's time for a refresher on how to create the perfect turducken.

Your cell phone records are for sale. Every call. Every number dialed

Dad needs a novelty apron too , I like the one on the right .

Here is Thanksgiving on the Net for all you lonely folks .

do you call thanksgiving "Turkey Day" ? ..Yah , well you suck !

Ahh, a classic Japanese shoot-out action sky game.

How to properly STUFF a turkey , Why how do you do it ?

Lonely Canadian man marries local Maple tree

NO FUCKING WAY !

Ok, this is seriously really really gross. I'm debating even posting it. Doctors slice open and drain this huge tumor-like zit on this guy's back. Oh, it's terrible. I didn't even finish watching. Watch at your own risk!

Ted Koppel ends his 25-year run as host of "Nightline" tonight as ABC begins search for new hair apparent

The Fruitcake Lady from The Tonight Show

My Tuesday Stuff

So im driving by CompUSA at about 3:30 this morning and there are about 18-20 guys out there sleeping out so Im guessing the new Xbox 360 is coming out today because that's the new thing this season. Now I played the thing and it is very cool with great graphics and all but tp sleep out in the pouring rain for a video game ...I dont thik so . Im sure that CompUSA is gonna have more than 20 in stock so why dont you morons go home and come back about 7:30 am and im sure the other 17 people will still be the only ones there .

Im going to be honest with you , there isnt anything that I can think of that I would ever need so bad that I had to sleep outside to get . Why would you put yourself through that abuse on nights like this ?

Anyways , here's some stuff ....

Want to know why the Jiangling Landwind X6 got a 0 in its crash test results? Check the video.

OMG stop it , Im going into joke overload and my head is going to explode ..Please tell me Im reading this right and it's not a joke ?

Iraqi Gun Porn : Which guns rock and which guns suck.

For you audiophiles out there, check out Pandora, Definitely a cool way to find new music.Requires registry, but it is free.

Ladies , Dont you dare deprive us of the pleasure of seeing a nice thong line.

Austrian town to use giant mirrors to bring in sunlight after 3000-foot hill blocks it out from November to February

Paperworks is a very cool thing to know .

The true confessions of a porn fluffer (safe for work)

The news has been showing a lot of footage in the last week of a recent close encounter with a tornado in Iowa. Here's the longest, least edited version of that footage we've seen yet, weighing in at about 3 1/2 minutes.

Furry, heated wonder bra is supposed to reduce energy consumption, but it will never be made or worn, so never mind

Binge-drinking an age-old problem , This thing is way bigger than just Yale .

A nice Peter North frost fest with 3 chicks .

My Monday Ramblings

Yesterday we went to the Stamford Parade and if any of you have never been to it , It's like a mini NYC Thanksgiving day parade equipt with all the floats and bands you can shake a stick at . The kids absolutely loved it and I actually had a good time too , here are some pics of it I took and the rest will be in the forums later today ...If you get a chance stop by and take a look

Pic #1 , Pic #2 , Pic #3 , Pic #4 , Pic #5

The Rest will be in the forums sometime today .

Ok , lets do this .....

You gotta love the "Oops " on the Family Fued .

People are going nuts about how much they enjoy "The Movies" game that has finally been released. The premise, is that you buy the game, create movies with it on your computer, and then upload them for the Internet to enjoy. The linked page contains the videos people are starting to upload. If you want a good one to start with, try this.

If your life wasnt boring enough , THIS comes along and makes it that much worse.

Enjoy those ...errr...sea urchid balls .

These damn geography games always make me feel... naive. If you're into this sort of thing, there's a whole bunch of them to be played.

Plug and play. Momma's got a squeeze box, and it's the iBuzz plug-in that syncs up a vibrator to the beat of the music on your iPod

Vietnam arrests rocker Gary Glitter...Take a guess what for ?

If anything will make you keep it in your pants, it's boxers with HIV on them

I dont think you can get any closer than this .....just a litttttttttle more .

These people probably wont be invited to any UN relation meetings anytime soon .

Ok , see you tommorow .

My Friday BLAH-fest

Not rally to much to talk about today , I worked then got out and went back to work .....that's it .

I have something for monday that Im saving up to tell you guys , you'll laugh .

I got nothing

Let's save face ....

Ladies, if you really want to screw with your man, there's always the fake pregnancy test trick.

I love Mike Tyson and all he does .

Well you want to cut your dogs balls off , There's always Neutering With NEUTICLES . Ok then you start feeling bad and you want to put them back . And then you come to your senses and get a little selfish .

Page Kennedy, recently fired from his role as Caleb on "Desperate Housewives," denies showing two female cast members his own member

An outstanding collection of old school hip hop party flyers.

With gold shoes on, anything is possible.

Radish recovering after murder attempt

During WWII, these creepy looking forts were used to provide anti-aircraft fire. Each fort consisted of a group of seven towers with a walkway connecting them all to the central control tower. Poke around this page cause there are alot of other cool buildings too .

Man cites Irish heritage as reason why he drinks so much...makes perfect sense to me .

If you love cereal, but find it inconvenient to eat during your morning commute, there may be some hope

I missed the 20th anniversary of the Goonies a few months ago, but we dug up this blog post detailing what all the actors are doing now with pictures and everything. Only the hardcore may go beyond this point

Mischa Barton's nipple makes a brief cameo on O.C. episode .HERE is what her hipple looks like

During a recent performance in a mall, the boy band B5 had to stop their performance after being rushed by a mob of teen girls. Here's the video...Fucking SAVAGES !~

FSU recovers stolen national championship trophies

Fat guys always get the best lap dances

Got an itchy mouse finger ?

Hoot's Thursday Tipsy Things!!!

Here you go Rich! I know you were not expecting a column today especially after Daveyboy blabbin' to you at about 10:30 last night, how I was drinkin' at your fav staunt SBC in Branford! Well lo n behold. Doubt me no more. I guess I am a bit tipsy. All fired up. Yee Haw!!!

Huh?

Bitch!!!

Beware the Lizard!! Research from Bryan Fry’s team at the University of Melbourne, Australia, now suggests that venomous lizards are much more widespread than anyone realised.

Virtual Tourist

I know it's been here b4 but it is always good. Today's Front Pages.

Is going to the zoo to see exotic animals right up your alley? You ever wondered what they taste like? Here is the zoo for those who love to taste what they see. "The VIP guest who pay 4,500 baht (the equivalent of $130 Cdn) for the buffet will have the privilege of tasting an exotic menu, ranging from dog meat...to lion meat from Africa,"
Woof! Woof!!

Idiom: a manner of speaking that is natural to native speakers of a language!

This is for those who enjoy a good turkey kill!

At least after it is dead!!

"I'm dying of cancer - please have sex with me."

Don't fret none ladies! Your prayers have been answered. A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys

Welcome to greenhomebuilding.com where you can find a wide range of information about sustainable architecture and natural building.

So damn big!!!

I love the beach!!!

Time for sleepy sleep. Till next time.
See ya. Peace. Hoot23

"HEMP"day Happenings

Im telling you by this time next year Marijuana will be legalized . We are now allowed to sell Marijuana flavored candy in stores and without conviction. Im telling you all .....mark my words !

Here me go ....

Well Someone is lying because they cant all be winners . New sex poll says Americans Bulgarians Indians South Africans Kiwis Singaporeans Canadians Chinese college students Greeks have sex. Or not.

Important scientific research has yielded the exact combination of ingredients required to make the most potent Jello shot possible.

Christmas is right around the corner if your looking for that special holiday look.

Sony BMG Entertainment said it will pull some of its most popular CDs from stores in response to a backlash over copy-protection software on the discs.

The Nylabone Galileo Bone is "the world's strongest dog bone for powerful chewers." It's not clear whether anybody was able to actually convince a dog to chew this bone to substantiate that claim.

World Processor is anything but new, but it's the first time we've seen it around here. Check out the world in many different ways.

Color by numbers sure has changed since I was a kid ...Jeez !

Wanna know what to get that little Jeffery Dahmer at your house for Xmas , here's an idea .

Drag, click, and type your way through various stages in search of the ultimate annoyance

My Tuesday Tummy Ache

Me and the Boys went to Hooters last night to watch the game and get a bite to eat ...BIG MISTAKE .

Hooters has probably the worst food on the planet . I ordered the wings and as I was biting into one , I look at it and it had a deep fried feather still on the wing sticking out at me . It was fucking disgusting and I have been sick all night from that food , I have fluids comijng out of places that it shouldnt be and I can thank Hooters shitty food for it .

Im grossed out and going to sleep.

Monday Extravaganza

Did anyone see the front page of the Register Friday where it had newly elected Orange Selectman James Zeoli in probably one of the funniest things Ive seen in politics in years ? It had him holding his tie up like he was hanging himself and he had this dumb look on his face ..Im tellin ya it was priceless .

But now the people of Orange are up in arms about something im sure was taken way out of context because the people of Orange and uppity assholes ( well most of them ) . These people live for bitching about something because if it isnt trying to stop a supermarket from building into that town or the god damn school budget these people would have nothing to do all day . This James Zeoli came out and apoligized for the gesture which was harmless but instead of fighting about it he figured the best way to get past it would be to just apoligize and be done with it .

Gimmie a break Orange

Ok , here we go ...

When your penis wants that St Bernard look to it .

If you need to brush up on your Gay Hanky Codes , here they are .

Got this from FARK : Dramatic video of central Iowa tornado as it approached cameraman, then destroys entire subdivision ( click on the 'Viewer Captures Roaring Tornado In Woodward' link)

Only one question comes to mind when seeing this , who is taping and why ?

In my world, farting is mostly funny, rarely sexy. Further confirmation we do not live in my world.

So your a loner and you die , If you pay these folks 600 bucks they will come to your funeral and be really , really sad.

Poor Britney, always having so much trouble with those mean ol' paparazzi.

"What's next? Sambo ham sandwiches and Ku Klux Klan juice?" said the Rev. Paul Scott, a leader in the national boycott campaign against rapper Nelly's energy drink Pimp Juice

Word is that Pimp Juice "tastes like a mixture of semen and urine," appropriately packaged in can that suggests exactly that

The Dumbest criminal alive ....so far.

If you find yourself tracking packages from different carriers, PackTrack might be useful for you. They aggregate results from 57 different carriers into one page, and include fun stuff like saving your searches, and giving you an overview of all your packages in one place.

Happy Veteran's Day

REMEMBERING ALL WHO FOUGHT SO WE CAN BE FREE .....THINK ABOUT IT .

To Mr Thursday Column Guy

Well It's about Fucking TIME !!

Hoot's Unreliable Thursday Things

Nothin to say except onward!

TV shows popular with teenagers generally have more sex than other programs, a study says.

Behind the Name
The etymology and history of first names.

Plain and simple. The Quotations Page

Shifting Icebergs May Have Forced Penguin Evolution

Radio-Locator, the most comprehensive radio station search engine on the internet. Links to over 10,000 radio station web pages and over 2500 audio streams from radio stations in the U.S. and around the world.

I am not very religious, but for those who follow the Christian way. Welcome to The GodCast Network.

The Best of Late Nite Jokes

Travel the World - 6 Clicks to Anywhere

Just look at what keeps us alive and well here on earth!!!

Name Nerds

Nothin like a good fisticuffs!!! NHL's Fists Of Fury

Two Drunken Moose Invade Home for Elderly

TV station broadcast porn instead of news

Speaking of porn!

Time for a tub!

Mmmmmm!!

Just beautiful!!!

Sweet!

That's all for now people. See ya. Peace. Hoot23

My Humpday Happenings

Hey , Look at me . I finally voted for someone who won an election after John Picard picked off the scumbag Rich Borer in the West Haven mayoral race .

Thank God he's gone .

Ok , next stuff ...

Forbes Magazine comes out with email time capsule. Write a message to yourself today and it will be delivered in 20 years, just like regular mail...You can also do it HERE.

You gotta love As Seen On TV products ...This one "pisses " me off .

It might be time again to do a little ass kicking .

For the DC Women - The Women’s Belly and Womb Conference is in town , get out there with those half shirts on .

Most stolen automobiles in the USA: Honda, Toyota. Most stolen in Maine: 1999 Bombardier Ski-Doo

Yahoo! has released a beta version of their new maps page, and it's Flasherific

Did you know that The White House keeps dossiers on more than 10,000 'political enemies'

I guess it's a bad idea to sleep with the ex-wife of a crazy guy, huh?

Yahoo needs some proof readers ...read the 1st sentance of this article and tell me what's wrong ?

A driver in the United Arab Emirates was sentenced to three months in jail for repeatedly having sex with a camel, who the driver said he had fallen in love with...read what the camel got .

Obviously, what we all need, is $1,000,000 wheels on our SUV's.

No Doc , I cant figure out why I cant get to sleep at night ...DUH ?!

Tuesday Tidbits

Hey Everyone , Today is election day so get out and let your voice be heard ..VOTE !

Here We Go ....

Let's start this one off with Brooke Burke & Elle McPherson ....nekkid !

Brett Favre has lost a step since "Something About Mary" , dont ya think ?

The Unknown Comic's younger slutty sister.

I'll bet you never knew an Egg could so frigin cool ?

Ya , Ben Franklin sat in this chair ...I swear to god .

Tell me you have been following this story , Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders caught having sex in a nightclub bathroom Saturday night . Well the follow up says one girl wasnt who the papers say she was ?

Here is a picture of the 2 girls in question

This music video is very high in quality. Good computer animation, farting nazi pigs, and a ninja that takes them all out in the end. The lyrics are all in Russian though. Anybody want to take a crack at translating them?

After reading this story , I promise that I will never give to another Katrina donation thing again .

There is NO god because god wouldnt let Kevin Federline make music .

Ashlee Simpson deserves to be shot in the head ...twice !

Monday Extravaganza

Yesterday was Our Fantasy League's guy day out . We get together , go out to a bar and we watch football , we talk about football and eat . It's alot of fun and we all had a great time ( minus you assholes who screwed us , you know who you are ) . Usually we do it somewhere around our area like Hooters or Knickerbockers because of the number of games that are on and the number of TV's that are there but we decided to make a change this year and went to ROOKIES in Cromwell. Let me tell you what , this is probably the best Sports Bar I have ever went to in CT . They have everything covered from the double pitcher taps they bring right to your table to the vast number of TV's and games on all over the place , I mean litrerally anyway you looked there was a TV with a different game on it . The place was great and If you get a chance to go there make sure you do .

A big Congrats goes out to Mr & Mrs Jambo on the announcement of a little bundle of Joy cooking in the oven . All of us wish you the very best of luck with everything.

Time to burn ....

Officer reprimanded for forcing cuffed woman to walk with breast exposed

Jonathan Coulton's white-boy-acoustic-guitar rendition of Baby Got Back is pretty great

Dutch designer creates a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends

Our favorite ragdoll physics "toy" returns with a spooky twist. a little late but still pretty cool.

Las Vegas mayor suggests that graffiti artists should have their thumbs cut off on television

You girls got those pumpkins still laying around from Halloween ? Well I have the solution for you on what to do with them.

Do you have bad taste in music ?

Tara Reid almost out ......almost !

Sticking with the Tara Reid theme , Here's the Tara Reid Ass-Roids game.

The drumming cow thing from a few weeks ago went over pretty well. It seems I missed one that allows you to create your own cow workout video, complete with music and grunts that you can pick yourself.

The Taser company is going to install Taser Cam on the butt of the weapon

My Friday Rant

I think something needs to be addressed and it needs to be addressed now before it gets to far out of hand .

I think Sports in this country and this country as a whole needs to be a little more selective on what issues it seems to focus it's attention on and it seems that the country and lawmakers have been all over the map lately on assinine witchhunts about stupid stuff .

For Instance : Steroids in Baseball, Who Cares ? I say let the god damn guys use Roids if they want because it only helps the game of boreball become more exciting . I would take a Barry Bonds homerun sailing into McCovy Pond any day over a bloop single by Francisco Cabreara anyday . Look what happened to baseball when the 2 roidheads Mark McGuire & Sammy Sosa went head to head ..Baseball was great that season . So lets get back to shooting Roids and hitting Dingers.

More locally , I was reading the headline about how Yale officials are going to be cracking down on Binge Drinking at the Yale/Harvard game this year . Now why ruin a staple in Yale history , People my age around here remember when this used to be the party of the year every year . There wer live Bands , Dj's , Kegs at every turn , People getting naked , and just general debotchery where ever you looked . Why ruin something that has been so good for so long when all it is is a money maker for the university because we pay our $15 a car to park there so we can indulge ourselves in alot of binge drinking for that afternonn , we certainly arent paying to see your shitty football team lose every year in your shitty football stadium assholes.

And the second point is how are they going to determine who is binge drinking and who is regular drinking ....Just leave us to have our fun like we have been having for so many years now . If it aint broke , dont fix it Dammitt !

BTW , Im going to The Wiggles tonight at the Oakdale ...feel free to bash away .

Here we go ....

This is the worlds smallest co-axial helicopter. Anyone who values their lives should probably stay way from this thing

Man runs to Home Depot for a few things, leaves in ambulance with toilet seat glued to his ass

I hope the girls next to her are midgets!

Star Jones : Star Zilla .

If you like bouncing panda's ...you will ike this game . If you dont , well fuck ya then .

She waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together...Dont date this nut , Ok ?

Cool Ninja game . Basically, you change the color of your ninja to match whatever beam you're passing through to avoid being shocked

Ichi The Killer is probably the most bizzare movie you will ever see.

Supposedly, the upcoming DVD release of Revenge of the Sith will contain a hidden video of Yoda dancing to a song by The Roots. If you'd rather not wait (or put more money in Lucas' pocket), you can view the video now.

Man Dresses As Horse, Runs on Race Track

Here are a couple Cool ways to get around.

Def Leppard celebrates 25 years of putting out shitty music , Way to go .

This might have registered a 1.6 on the Ricter scale .

Irismay's Guest Column

Since Hoot officially sucks ass at being a regular thursday guy , Forum member Irismay has entered the fray with a guest appearance today . Here is her column :

Thank you, Richie, for letting me do a column for the day! Have a great day off and don’t do anything we wouldn’t do!

In honor of the sad milestone we’ve just reached in Iraq, here’s what 2000 looks like…

How big a snob are you?

A gift idea for those people who need everything spelled out for them.

Another gift idea for those high tech MacGyvers in your life: the next generation Swiss Army Knife.

Need to buy a doll for a child on your list, but think Barbie is too sickly sweet?
Never fear, Trailer Trash Turleen is here! “Pour me a double, I’m drinkin’ fer two!”

Doctor: Compassionate caregiver, racist bastard, or just telling it like it is. You decide!

No more sexy postcards in Rio?

Note to self: Flushing not the best way to permanently get rid of wedding ring.

Frog sweat may kill HIV…FROG SWEAT?

This car has no doors, no screen, no roof…would you buy one?

Oh, you whacky CT residents…which one of you stole all these bras?

Sorry guys, I don’t have a porn stash to share, but I do have a hot job tip for those of you in the market for a career that fully takes advantage of the skills you’ve spent decades honing. FBI seeks recruits for PORN SQUAD. Seriously, though. Shouldn’t we be spending our tax on more important things?

Humpday Void

I got nothing today.

My Post Halloween stuff

Well I dont know about any of you but my kids got an OBSCENE amount of candy last night ....I couldnt believe how much shit people still give out .

Just for a little ammo for the forum people cause they love to kill me , I really didnt want my kids to get into the regularity of Trick or Treating because the last time I did as a child was 12 and got jumped and beaten up for my candy . I was a 12 year old chubby holding on to your candy bitch but in the end 3 kids ( I wont mention thier race for sake of being called a racist) pulled up on 3 sides of me with thier bikes and beat me till I let go ...I was sad but I laugh about it now with ease ..So There !

I was asked where my Rant from Friday was and I just havent got the energy to sit down and write it out but I promise you it will be coming before the end of the week.

Let's Do It .....

HEARTLESS doctors refused to let a little girl take her pulled teeth home for the tooth fairy - claiming they are now classed as body parts

Ok , It's one day late but play " Zombie Romp " anyways.

This company has taken the no smoking policy seriously

"The pages below show prints I made from processing film I found in old cameras. In many cases the exposed films were over fifty years old. You are seeing them for the first time as they were lost by the photographers that took these images."

Interesting news article about an online dating service for geeks. There is hope for some of you after all!

I wish I knew how to surf ..just once.

Doctors store piece of assault victim's skull where he can't possibly lose it until doctors are ready to reinstall it - in his stomach. (with pic)

"Office Space" goodies for sale.

The best news article headline this year ...so far.

If you havent seen Scare Tactics yet your missing out , here is one of the classic segments.