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Tuesday, January 31, 2006MGruff strikes back ...heheEver hear the saying " Fool me once shame on you , Fool me twice shame on me " , Well I wasnt about to be fooled twice and I made sure of that yesterday . After what happened on Xmas Eve in IHOP ( new readers look it up ) and I didnt really do anything , It still bothers me to this day but I kinda made up for it yesterday . I was driving home from work about 1:30 pm in New Haven on 91 right near the connector and I happened to glance to my right and saw this girl , about 30 years old holding up a cd case snorting coke off it as I passed her . Now I wasnt sure I saw right so I slowed up and sure enough she was still doing it , right in broad daylight . She had this other white trash friend in the passenger seat and ....ready ....a young boy in the backseat in a carseat ! I was fucking floored and couldnt believe it , I kept looking at her until she looked over and as they did they just started laughing and started off the connector so I wasnt going to let this pass me by like that last one did ..I got her plate number and Immeadiatly called 911 , I reported it to them then I called one of my best friends who is a NH cop and told him . He went looking for her but couldnt find her . He ran her plate number and got her info and he called DCF on her so they will be paying her a visit soon . I felt so much better afterwards . Anyhow, Lets Rock ...
U.S. drivers tell the Big Three why American cars suck Supposedly this commercial was considered "too hot" for the Superbowl. If, by "too hot," you mean fucking creepy udders on hot chicks, then yea, it's too much of that. (Check the uncensored version.) How to build a nerd bar. (Made entirely out of books.) Russian professor claims he is on verge of inventing real-life version of Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak. Sign you're playing a damn fine flash game: Your only weapon is Conan O'Brien's head thrusting forward as he makes his signature "horny thundercat" sound. Here are some Monopoly Cards We'd Like To See Exxon-Mobil posts U.S. record profit of $10.7 billion for fourth quarter...Gee , No Shit !? So you dont want any kids ...take this guys advice . Monday, January 30, 2006My Monday Sports wrap up ...kinda ?What a hectic weekend between all the shit I had to do and the stuff my kids had to do , I was running around all Friday & Saturday like a nut so on Sunday we all decided that we were going to have ourselves a good old Veg-Out Day ! We werent going out , we werent going to rush to answer the phones and were going to try not to get out of our pajamas all day if we could ..It was just going to be a complete chill day in the Fowler house . So sitting home I got to catch up on a few things on TV , Such as all the "other " sports I miss so much . What are "other " spots you ask , We other sports are those sports that arent in the mainstream but are alot of fun to watch because they arent shoved down your throat at naeusia . I started my afternoon out watching these 3 sports : Noon : Candlepin Bowling - This sport is crazy , just a bunch of computer geeks getting 3 shots at a bunch of pins that never get cleared until the 3 ball is thrown or all the pins are knocked down ...guys are whacking the laid down pins all into each other . 1pm : Pro Bull Riding - This sport much be getting huge because these nuts are on NBC in prime afternoon timeslot. My question is when the hell did these cowboys start wearing hockey helmets to ride these bulls ? I have watched Urban Cowboy too and I dont remember Bud wearing a Jofa . 3pm : Arena Football - Well what can you say about the coolness of this sport ? 50 yards fields. you can return kicks off a net behind the endzone . If your a fan , It's a free for all . Whatever you can grab on the field without going onto it is yours ....It's a phenominal sport . ( John Bon Jovi & John Elway both own a team)
Welcome to Cooties bar , here are your X-Ray glasses . A parents guide about Myspace . This guy put his nutsack in a mousetrap for Opie and Anthony, just to get tickets to a comedy show. And here's the footage. O & A Fucking Rock ! Gopher Broke, the latest short film from Blur Studios is now available to watch in its entirety at the Sundance Film Festival's website. If for nothing else, it's worth watching for the cow butt Jessica Simpson is sarting to turn into a whore right in front of our eyes ....and I love it ! The 101 Dumbest Moves in Business, 2005 Cross your eyes, or let your eyes relax, and then stare at the screen until the two images become one in the center. Once that happens, play the movie. Italian PM promises no sex until next election in April The classic "Get the most retarded kid in your dorm to run full speed through a hallway covered in tape, while a mattress waits on the other side" prank. Friday, January 27, 2006Friday StuffSevendust was unreal last night ...... Me , Hoot and a couple guys went down there and got to stay up in the skybox ...What a great show ! Im tired and Im going to bed ....later Thursday, January 26, 2006Hoot's Thursday ThingsLet's do it! This is cool footage. USA crashes a plane straight into a wall to test what would happen if a plane flew into a nuclear power station. It looks real to me but you decide for yourself. This is from same site as above but I had to put it. Great footage of the 80 Person Parachuters Pyramid. This is hilarious and very strange at the same time. Fart sucking girls gone wild! Want to know where your heritage populates the USA the most? American Ancestry has mapped communities by heritage, showing the places with the highest proportions of different ethnic groups. Snowball Fight! Those Japanese have a vending machine for everything! and many more here. What is your phobia?
That be all for today! I'm out. Peace. Hoot23 Wednesday, January 25, 2006J2times Winner's ColumnFINALLY ! A contest winner actually submitted a column for posting , So without further wait .....Here it is from J2Times. I must say, I was surprised to see that I won (tied) the picture contest for last week. I thought for sure that Rich G had won hands down. So, as the mandatory TDC line goes, “Let’s do this!” This will mark the 12th year that I’ve been out here on the east coast. I moved out here from Colorado and still miss it. Some of the best beer in the world is there, like Odell, New Belgium Brewing Company, and “Shoot the Shit” at Flying Dog Brewery. It was a long weekend for a lot of us Colorado natives. Many of us believed that we were once again heading to the Super Bowl. Number 7 still prevailed in Denver, unfortunately he was playing for the other team. Here’s something for any Bronco fans out there to help with the pain. Elway v. Montana – The Definitive Answer.
Some of the murals have been modified or completely painted over. But they look(ed) like this, the two girls in the coffins – the Jewish girl and the black girl, and finally, there is the blue-eyed blonde-haired boy with the iron fists, hammering out a sword. All that reminds me of something Richie brought up in the forums a few days ago. Art Bell, of America Coast-to-Coast , lost his wife Ramona a few nights ago to an unexpected asthma attack. I’ve spent many nights listening to Art when I couldn’t sleep and I send my deepest condolences to him. I don’t buy into many of the topics on the Coast-to-Coast show, but Art is a wonderful talk show host and a very good interviewer. Next time your wife, girlfriend, or anyone of the fairer sex makes you shake your head in bewilderment, think about Mil and his girlfriend Margret and thank your lucky stars. Prisoners’ Dilemma is a game frequently displayed in television police dramas. Two partners in crime are separated into separate rooms at the police station and given a similar deal. If one implicates (cheats) the other, he may go free while the other receives a life in prison. If neither implicates (colludes) the other, both are given moderate sentences, and if both implicate the other, the sentences for both are severe. After running a campaign based on Anti-Americanism, it appears as if that was a losing platform for the Liberal party in Canada. Speaking of Canada, here’s the invasion plan. With all the talk about free speech in the forums, isn’t it interesting that the Washington Post shut down its blog in response to angry, vulgar attacks aimed at the papers ombudsman. Hmmm, the isn’t it the media that is always screaming free speech no matter what may be compromised? Finally, a little pitch: My fiancée and I spend countless hours volunteering for Phoenix Landing. We help place parrots into caring long-term homes. Many of the birds were kept in horrible condition and the organization strives to ensure that every bird we place into an adoptive home is one that is permanent. Besides this service, the organization provides educational seminars (always free to the public) and is in the process of building the “Landing.” The “Landing” will be a place where people can will their birds when they die. In effect, owners will set up a trust with the organization, and they will be guaranteed that the bird will receive care for the rest of its life – for those who don’t know, the bigger parrots can live 60 – 80 years. We are always looking for help, so if you can, thanks! Tuesday, January 24, 2006My Tuesday TidbitsSo I picked the winners , thats right I said winners of last weeks picture contest and J2times and Willies are the kings this week . J2times has alreaqdy contacted me and it looks like he will be submitting a column this week and Im hoping Willies follows suit . So let's do it again , Here is this weeks Contest Picture ( it may not be safe for some people's work) Good Luck all !
This is for Hoot , A very cool Snowboarding game . If you haven't seen the ridiculous photo of the allegiance-challenged USC cheerleader after a Texas touchdown in the Rose Bowl, here's the original followed by some excellent Photoshop mockery "Ferrofluid is a very interesting material originally developed by NASA it has now found itself been used for a whole range of devices including dampers for controlling and stabilizing large building that move around in the wind. Whats also amazing is that they have such lovely visual qualities when magnetized." Stop & Shop warehouse in North Haven is closing leaving 850 people without jobs . I know alot of people who work at that place and I feel bad for their families . Family Guy: Thanksgiving with John Goodman CEO of Fortune 500 company outed as former leader of "Star Fleet Club La Jolla" Hilarious scans (and altered captions) from the 1990 'World of Nintendo' catalog From the highly respected journalists at BET: Hurricanes unfairly target minorities and are the product of the white man Paris Hilton pees in cabs....NICE Three girls, barely dressed, waiting for your commands. Here's your one chance at having a woman do what you tell her. Monday, January 23, 2006The "Coming Clean " columnAs promised I was going to tell you about the shenanigans in the forums that past couple weeks. We have been having some heated discussions in the past weeks about leadership, censorship and overall moral and one long time member decided that we would pull a good old prank on one of our members to bring moral back up and keep a vested intrest in the site, So Fast Cast set out on a quest and this is how it went down ( it's a long read but a very good one ) : Fast Cast writes- Recently, there has been talk of Richie putting together a new and improved TDC. There also has been some heated discussion in the forums regarding freedom of speech, locked threads, and deleted posts. Last week I started a joke thread entitled "Last Person To Get Banned Wins" in response to these discussions and issues. Spunky14u sent me a PM stating, "What the hell is this?" Knowing his love for and involvement in both the TDC forums and issues revolving around personal freedoms, I had an idea for a gag. I ran it by Jambo, who immediately wanted to be part of it, and Richie, without whose blessing and involvement it wouldn't have come to fruition. The idea was to get someone to believe a group of the board regulars was frustrated with TDC to the point that we would speak our piece here and leave in a mass exodus to a site we would form on our own. Again, because Spunky is so passionate about free speech and so willing to take a stance on issues, he wound up practically volunteering, unbeknownst to him, to become the fall guy in this prank. I had the idea to call the movement FreeSpeechDaily. Jambo checks and finds that it's an actual URL that was for sale. Now the plot thickens. He finds out that the owner wants a huge sum of money for the name rights, so purchasing it was out of the question. So instead of an actual website, which would have been costly and involved, a yahoo group called FreeSpeechDaily was formed under the guise of it being a temporary board to be used while Jambo negotiated for the URL rights and set up a website board. From there, we both recruited long-standing TDC forum members we knew we could trust and asked them if they wanted to participate. Richie posed as a recognizable but MIA forum member who hasn't been around in ages. Chico, Irismay, SkittleBrau, Turkish, Florida Bobcat, Meancarlene, Mofoe, Ghupp, Sirchief, and MyTaint signed in to give the "new group" the added realism that suspended any disbelief in what we were doing. As everyone joined the FSD group, we filled in the "fake" board with a mission statement, links to the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, some topless pics (big surprise there) for the photo album, and started sending e-mails to FSD members regarding the "plan of the Revolution". To complete the gag, we had a group poll to elect Spunky to start the thread at TDC announcing the revolution after Jambo nominated him for the task. We set 1/19 as the announcement date under the pretense that FreeSpeechDaily would be going online Monday morning and we would have the group board to use as communication for the weekend if we all got banned. Spunky made the announcement, to which those involved acted surprised and denied involvement in the FSD movement in their responses on TDC as asked. The threads in the forums are an absolute must read; they are hysterical. Finally, when Spunky made his announcement, the FreeSpeechDaily group name was changed to ProjectSpunky2006 to prevent him from linking to that site to prove he wasn't alone if he thought we chickened out on him instead of figuring out we pranked him. If you have a yahoo account, you can check out the board here. So the prank played out very well on a lot of different levels. First, it was fun and brought together a bunch of longtime forum regulars who love TDC and having a good time. Second, it has made the intentions, motivations, and beliefs of the members and the administrator here a little bit clearer to everyone involved here in terms of what they value and why the do what they do. Believe it or not, this little episode will clear the air a bit regarding the issues of free speech versus needing to have some control of the board. But most importantly, this has provided some new and renewed interest, and a rallying point, around a great site that is about to enter another chapter in its' cyber life. I'd like to thank everyone involved in our little gag, especially Richie and Jambo, for working on this. There is no way it could have been pulled off without everyone involved. And I'd especially like to thank Spunky14u for being such a great sport about this gag. We stuck him out by taking advantage of some admirable personality traits, and know he realizes it was nothing personal. It's never really personal on the TDC forum, it's always just differences of opinion that stoke the fire. Free speech has its' positives and its' negatives, but of course we'll keep it. And we'll always keep TDC as well. Read the whole forum here
Passengers say that absinthe, made from grain alcohol and the common herb wormwood, was consumed by a group of men last seen with George Allen Smith IV on July 5, the day he disappeared from a Royal Caribbean cruise of the Mediterranean. Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in a game last night ....holy shit ! William Shatner recently sold his kidney stone for $25,000. Here's the hilarious Jimmy Kimmel Live segment where Jimmy originally helped him conjure up the idea to auction it off Night Photography is very cool , in Tokyo it's even cooler . See if you can maneuver through the Cube Field All girls should wear low cut shirts on rollercoasters... and put their hands up. The Rules of Wedding Crashing Friday, January 20, 2006Friday ShenanaginsWe have had some serious fun in the forums lately , And I will let you guys in on it come Monday . I watched American Idol the past 2 shows and I fucking love it , The 1st 2 weeks are a train wreck and thats all anyone wants to see . Fuck the rest of the competition ..lets see the whackjobs ! Also play the American Idol Drinking Game Ok , Time to burn ... A Woman sues serial killer for gender bias The Simpsomaker: Create your own Simpsons characters Lost Experiments is stuff from the MythBuster's TV show that didn't quite make it to television. Why modern offices only let you work for 11 minutes House on fire and you cant breathe because of the smoke ....get your Toilet Snorkel and head to the john ! Time-Killing Game: Dodge the Dot Another game , this one is alot harder ....You are the boss of Easter Island. All you have to do is move the Moai. Pimp my Ride ..Gone Bad ! Angelina Jolies ultrasound is real...and who gives a shit ? Adrianne Curry poses in Playboy, and gives Peter Brady the finger. Doctor offers to trade a vasectomy for Broncos tickets Tony Danza reads a few of the infamous "Chuck Norris Facts" to Chuck Norris This is very , very cool ..... We don't seem to get "Top Gear" over here in the states, so while this is probably old news to our UK friends, it's new to us. Here's a short clip of what happens when a Lotus Exige attempts to avoid a "missile lock" from an Apache. Of all the places to go "voyeur," why there?! Professional poker stud Daniel Negreanu gives you his top 10 trouble hands to watch out for when playing No Limit Texas Hold 'Em. Mr. Fastfinger's "Guitar Shred Show" is seemingly geared at teaching you how to play the guitar, except on a keyboard Thursday, January 19, 2006Hoot's Quickie Thursday ThingsArrrrrrggggghh!!! I hate computers sometimes. I have been trying to log into the site to do the column all night and it kept hanging up. I could go elsewhere on the web no problem but not to the build site. So here at midnight is a quick one cause I gotta git up early tamary!!! Some very cool Northern Lights Pics Rich I think you said you were going to use Blogger for the new column. Looks like there is some stiff competiton over there. Earth: A Graphic Look At The State of the Planet I am sleepy, so off to dream land, I leave thee!!! Peace. Hoot23 Wednesday, January 18, 2006My Humpday HappeningsRemember the story back around christmas time of the lady who went on Ebay and bid on an a picture of an Xbox360 and then they sent her a picture of an Xbox360 ? When are we going to Stop rewarding the idiots in this country for thier stupidity and start holding them accountable for it. Maybe they'll learn something!!! This moron goes on 5 on your side or Crime Busters or one of these stupid news things and they go and buy her an Xbox because they feel bad for her ..Gimmie a break , Now this woman gets a free Xbox but the 10 year old kid who's parents cant afford it will learn the lesson of life while this dumbass shouldnt even be allowed to breathe our air has a new one . This is the country we live in where Idiots get rewarded for being stupid ...what's next ?
Luca "Lazylegz" Patuelli was born with arthrogryposis, a disorder that affects his bone structure and muscular growth from the waist down. He has been break dancing since the age of 15. Cleveland Browns fan, who ran onto field during Steelers-Browns game, sentenced to spend Super Bowl weekend in jail Check out some of the faces behind your favorite cartoon characters Holy Long Island Gotti wanna - be Batman ! ( here's the MySpace) Rumors swirl that tennis pros Andy Roddick and Maria Sharapova are a couple...Andy Roddick is a fucking PIMP ! The 2006 Miss America contestants ...pretty cornt but some of you may enjoy it . "Between July 1945 and November 1962 the United States is known to have conducted 216 atmospheric and underwater nuclear tests. After the Limited Test Ban Treaty between the U.S. and the Soviet Union in 1963, nuclear testing went underground. It became literally invisible - but more frequent: the United States conducted a further 723 underground tests until 1992. 100 SUNS documents the era of visible nuclear testing, the atmospheric era, with 100 photographs drawn by Michael Light from the archives at Los Alamos National Laboratory and the U.S. National Archives in Maryland. It includes previously classified material from the clandestine Lookout Mountain Air Force Station based in Hollywood, whose film directors, cameramen, and still photographers were sworn to secrecy." Sean Penn demands to know what asshole took SeanPenn@gmail.com Stupid young kids fooling around, Suddenly one breaks his foot so bad I had to turn away . Couple of guys beating the shit out of each other very hard This girl forgot something .
Tuesday, January 17, 2006Tuesday TidbitsWell you know the old saying "Live & Learn" , Well lets just say I learned a couple things in the past few weeks about this site which will in turn make a Better Daily Column for all of us . Since Jambo shit the bed on us last week as our contest winner , Let's try it again .....Here is this week's Contest Picture and as always the forum will be opened up for all new entries . Good Luck Here We Go .... Timing is Everything: A gallery of things being destroyed, and photographed at their moment of demise using high-speed photography Man believes a 2003 tornado that destroyed his home was actually a sign from God to build the world's largest stone Ten Commandments monument on his property Japan's own Famicon Band performs their live version of the classic game, Punch Out! Police find 66 firearms in the home of a disgruntled postal worker..Go figure ? Why is the number 13 considered unlucky? Why indeed . If visiting Disneyland isn't your thing, there's always this virtual version of Space Mountain created entirely in Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. A parade intended to show unity and support for the New Orleans rebuilding was instead marred when shots rang out, wounding three people as the event drew to a close.... Your boyfriend drinks nothing but Evian and has a charter subscription to Hung Studz. But still, you wonder, is he gay? An Archive of Bill Maher's "New Rules."..Some funny shit here . The Tampa Bay Devils Rays may be a little less evil very soon . How about some Impossible Drinking Games
Monday, January 16, 2006Remembering M.L.KTake a moment and reflect today one of the great civil leaders of our time :
Martin Luther King Jr
Friday, January 13, 2006Barfly is the Queen of EverythingBarfly is wise beyond her years and that's all Im saying ( inside joke people , dont try to figure it out)
Who Cares ?
Please, for the sake of the Internet and everybody around you, take a minute to update your Windows machines with this patch from Microsoft Woman briefly hospitalized after boyfriend throws sex toy at her Ok , I might be a little tired but how the fuck does this work ? This panoramic image was taken in Times Square on New Year's Eve a few weeks ago. Symantec admits anti-spyware program riddled with "kits" The Alexadex: A cool stock market competition where you buy shares of websites, with their values adjusting daily according to Alexa's traffic statistics Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss shook things up at New York's Scores strip club in the wee hours of yesterday morning putting on a bump-and-grind pole-dancing session If you like a woman's backside as much as I do , This is your site . Google Video has recently added the option to download videos from their popular site, which is often linked to from here. One particularly cool option is the ability to download them for specific devices, such as your PSP or video iPod. The 20 Hamburgers You Must Eat Before You Die ..Yah , Louie's made the list . There are plenty of instances in nature where something completely innocent looks like a giant wiener, but they're usually not THIS close. Today's guilty party is the humble chili pepper. Football moms gone WILD ! Thursday, January 12, 2006Hoot's SIRIUS Thursday ThingsHow's that title grab ya Mr. Richie. LOL I just have to bust on you a bit here on the front page because I know you secretly are listening to your Sirius radio somewhere. ............Nahhh I know you aren't..............anywho I have been listening to mine and I love it. Howard is only one part of it. He is doing his usual old stuff which I know you don't like, but that is what makes me laugh. He is very relaxed and just having fun with no restrictions on what he can talk about. He does not have to come out of the gates with, as you call it, groundbreaking entertainment. He will put out new stuff as time warrants. I am sure O & A didn't roll out every new bit on their first days at XM. As I sit here writing this I am listening to Bubba the Love Sponge and Howard has been on the phone with him for the past half hour. They have been talking about all different ideas for both shows. I think only great things will come of this. Just them talking on the phone is funny. Oh and I also love the variety of music stations Sirius has. Great stuff. . Sirius was at the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show. Maybe not as visible as XM but they were there. They may be a year behind technology wise but they will catch up. Enough of that. Let's go! What do trinity, little boy, fat man, able and baker all have to do with each other?................. ..............Do you know? Well they are the names listed for the first five of over 1,000 nuclear explosions conducted by the United States of America during the time period: 1945 - 2006. The list goes from the most recent to the first ones in 1945. Most, if not all of the 1,000 plus bombs were dropped on some form of US territory with a whole lot in Nevada. Little Boy was the name for the bomb dropped on Hiroshima, Japan 05-AUG-1945 and Fat Man was the one dropped on Nagasaki, Japan 09-AUG-1945. Here is the site of countries who have conducted nuclear explosions. Speaking of the 2006 CES. Some cool new gadgets on the way. Ahh some summer time thoughts. This has to be the sweetest backyard barbeque hot tub fireplace entertainment center ever!!! Waterfall included.
Sight of addicts, mental patients chained to walls of rehab centre accepted by locals. Bandit Strikes 'Gold' - Surveillance video captures robbery at Gold Coast Hotel in Las Vegas. U.S. Emergency Care Not Making the Grade Yo mang check out tha hops on my lime green ride! Adios pantalones!!! Peace. Hoot23 Wednesday, January 11, 2006No MauryWell the worst has happened , The Maury Show called yesterday and said Maury wouldnt be taping today and they put us in a show in Feb sometime ....ahh well ? It's time for my annual "Cut the fucking cord " speech ! The christmas lights people , please take them down because it's almost the middle of January already . My neighbor still has his frigin tree up for christs sake and it drives me insane everytime I pass his house at night . Ohh Yah , And Howard Stern still SUCKS ! Ok , let's go ... Frvade: The hardest enigma on the Internet. "409402 people have tried to solve the puzzle since April 2005. 0 have succeeded." Good luck. Are there still Dinosaurs today ? The Best/Worst Tattoo Ever The CES 2006 - Every company that is anything is at this yearly event showing off thier new gadgets and technology ( Sirius never showed ...go figure ! For all you Trekkies - Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek Woman suffocates while hunting for her phone under a six-foot pile of clothing 26 Tips - How to Order Wine Without Looking Like an Asshole Nipplegate 2 - The WWE has been tainted , if thats at all possible ? Uh oh, here comes the Colin Farrell sex tape... Number 567 out of 781 why Marcus Vick is a total piece of shit. Note to self: Do not call the mayor's wife a whore.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006Maury, Maury , Maury !!Well Im pumped because I got tickets to go see Maury on wednesday and Im going to tell you right now , If it isnt a " Who's your baby's daddy ?" show I am going to flip ...God Bless that man . HooHoo Stern has his first show on Satellite radio and he is supposed to be outrageous and new and all that shit , right ? Well his 1st show consisted of and old star trek guy doing the news or something , him playing music , the 8 month old Pat O brien tapes and so on ....WOW , GROUND BREAKING MATERIAL HooHoo ...You Stink !
O & A - Spread the Virus people ! From the " We dont have anything to bitch about " file ...I give you the great state of New Hampshire. Audi, in all their brilliance, decided to create a commercial for the new RS4 using giant spiders, and it's damn terrifying. An oldie but goodie , The Joe Theismann leg break . ( do you know I have never seen this and stil wont look at it to this day ?) The 2006 Drunk of the Month Calendar We asked 49 business visionaries what single philosophy they swear by more than any other -- in business, life or both. USA Today is carrying a great article about your rights as a photographer. Since just about everybody has a camera these days, this is good stuff to know. There's a lot of paranoia in public places, and if you show up with a camera and start taking pictures, it just gets worse UK's hottie Jordan, hanging out topless at the beach Ummm ....A Boomerang ? Happy Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown! (Don't watch if you're offended by racial stereotyping, dirty language, and/or ridiculous amounts of humor.) For samples of my chronic halitosis just go ahead and send me yours in a self-addressed stamped envelope. Mom sues after her five-year-old catches a buzz at Applebees Monday, January 09, 2006Trapper Rich M.D to the rescueMy friday was pretty fulfilling because I spent most of it in the emergency room with my son . You see my son is what they call " Balance Challenged " meaning he falls everywhere we go no matter the place or the situation he finds a way to fall down . So we go to my daughter's school to pick her up and are waiting outside for her to come out . The school has about 5 large marble steps in the front that my son usually walks up and down while we are waiting . So im talking to another parent , who happens to be a nurse , And I hear my son start to cry and I look over and see he had fallen so I run over and as im getting closer I can see a little blood So I pick him up and he has a small cut ( or what I thought was a small cut between his eyes ) and as soon as I picked him up and he opened his eyes the cut opened up wide and became about the size of a dime . So I go running intoi the school to get to the nurse's office , Im completely covered in blood , he's completely covered in blood from head to toe so bad that when we got home we both had to throw out all our clothes . We took an ambulance ride to Yale and immeadiatly got in . The doctoe said the cut was so big and deep that you could see his nasal bone . So they put 20 stitches in .... 7 deep , 6 halfway down and 7 on the outside and this was the result Looks fun , huh ?!?
National Geographic: Top 10 Videos of 2005
Man with a secret helps city say bye-bye to birdies How far will people go to get free pictures in a photo booth? Jay Leno reports Best UFO pictures ever taken, 1870 to present. ( Thank you FARK) This guy really likes to say the word " Faggot " and he will defend it till he dies . Bam Margera's ex is allegedly selling all of his old crap Lion Country Safari starts to cage big cats due to idiots who get out of cars to play Judge bans would-be mugger from wearing hooded sweatshirt for two years Those shots of Jessica Alba wearing a bikini in Hawaii finally showed up in hi-rez One Real World star wants to make a gang bang video with 30 guys ...can you figure out who ? Seinfeld Quiz: How much do you know about nothing?
Friday, January 06, 2006Happy WeekendWe have a winner in this week's Photo Contest . ..It is Jambo . If you want to see his winning quote it's in the forums Feedback section .Jambo will be a feature guest columnist next week sometime. Remember , If any of you think you have what it takes to put together a readable and entertaining column by all means submit them to me and I will almost always post them for all to enjoy . Email me for directions on what to do ( PM me for my email ) . Ok let's go .... Does the lead singer of Bad Religion, Greg Graffin like to spank it on his webcam for girls on the other end? Find out here . Company slammed for selling hooded sweatshirt with built-in ski mask The Hottest Heiny on the net ....hands down ! A very cool Sand Art game ...but there a little yellow blob that fucks things up for your project . Cosquer Cave, located 115 feet below the surface of the Mediterranean, is loaded with prehistoric cave paintings. (With pics) Hans Claesson decided to see what would happen if he took all the classic Iron Maiden album covers and replaced Eddie with Spongebob Some people just love to hate online gaming and the assholes who try to ruin a good game of Counter Strike . Tropical spider the size of a hand hides in elderly man's house for weeks, biting him while he sleeps Nearly every guitar trick under the sun is performed with relative ease by Chit San Maung of Myanmar Hold off on buying that first edition of "Dianetics" as a wedding present for Tom Cruise and his pregnant fiancée, Katie Holmes. For Sale: Six Flags AstroWorld Restaurant owner says guinea pigs found in his freezer were for his personal dining pleasure Amazon has a price guarantee policy that will return money (the difference) to a buyer if an item they purchased drops in price within 30 days of the original transaction. The biggest problem with this system is that the buyer has to keep track of the price changes, and then notify Amazon if they're owed a credit. This site takes the work out of the process, and watches the prices for you. Thursday, January 05, 2006Hoot's Thursday ThingsGood day to all in TDC land! Let's do this. Tom & Jerry - Dr Jekyll And Mr Mouse(1947) Nice pusssy!?................errrr cat! To the Guy in the Islanders Bathroom There goes the Middle East again. The Black Knight. Get medieval!!! Driving in Bangkok is deadly during the New Year holiday. Not enough tuck on the rotation there buddy!!! (Ouch!) Blood (simple to play but hard to beat) Ouch again!!! (blood included) Go granny! "I'm gonna shoot him in his toodles!" If you ever wanted to know what it felt like to win the lottery, That is all for today kids. Until next time, I remain Hoot23. See ya! Peace Wednesday, January 04, 2006My Humpday HappeningsFirst off , It's a great thing to see the new year is bringing us alot of new forum members . A couple of them were brave enough to post already and I hope they join in on the discussions because the more view points the better .
A perfect example of this is water ...When was the last time you pulled a cup out of the old cupboard , turned on the faucet and filled up a nice galss of water and drank it down ...can you remember ? Do you know why because tap water stinks due to all the shit they put in it now . Bottled water is a billion dollar buisness thanks to regular water . The free salad at a restaurant stinks , pound dogs stink ,free porn sites stink ...get my point ?
Mac users notice their bandwidth is suddenly capable of downloading whole movies to iPods. Apple says it's a glitch Since the cold snow may hurt your girly hands, now you can build a snowman without going outside. Indoor enthusiasts, represent. This is good news for those of you who DL software online ...In Denver ? If you combine two of the hardest games in history, does it create an even harder game? Italian judge orders priest to prove that Jesus exists Top 50 Music Videos Of 2005 (With links to each. I'm not sure how Rubber Johnny ended up at #1, but I am sure I don't want to watch it again and try to figure it out.) Since we are sticking to this theme ...How bout the 100 most annoying things about 2005 XM Rocks : XM SATELLITE RADIO TO UNVEIL XM ADVANCED SERVICES VEHICLE FEATURING IN-CAR VIDEO, VOICE COMMAND, WEATHER ALERTS PARKING SPACE LOCATOR AND OTHER INNOVATIONS AT 2006 CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW Remember "Donkey Lips : from the kids show Salute your Shorts ? .. well he's a little crazy now , check out his MySpace . You want Angelina Jolie's Nude Scenes ..you got em . Tuesday, January 03, 2006Tuesday Contest daySo as I was sitting here deciding what to write about I thought instead of bitching about something today , Why dont we do a Picture Contest this week . You all know how it works , Im going to post a pic and you guys are going to come into the forums and post your best caption or quote for that picture and the winner will get to do his or her's very own column to be posted next week ( You dont need to do a column if you win , It's your choice) ..Good Luck
Monday, January 02, 2006Welcome to 2006Did anyone catch the NYE coverage on both ABC and Fox Saturday night , I think the only word that can sum both up is pathetic . First News Years with Dick Clark ... or should have been called " Night of the Living Dead " ... ok bring Dick in prop him up over there ... makeup .. more make up ... what a pathetic display of entertainment and an embarassment to the network ... this guy never saw sunset let alone midnight ... its like putting Ronald Reagan on the lecture circuit in his last days . And the music selection was horrid ..... catered to ages 10 to 15 years of age little girls ... that had to stay home ..any grown up shut that crap off in about 30 seconds .... I think next year i will sit around and poke needles into my eyes. I give Mr. Clark all the credit in the world for having the courage to to go out there after his stroke. For someone who always looked so young and was a good MC for so long to go out there with speech difficulties I think shows a great deal of character. Mr. Clark must be very well off and you know it's not about the money. However he was really difficult to understand and I was not at a loud party or drunk (which would have made it impossible), so as much as I wish it worked, it didn't . And as for Fox , The first 25 mnutes of the show was Regis singing New York, New York then bringing his old wife out to sing Winter Wonderland ...THIS IS NEW YEARS EVE PEOPLE , WE ARENT IN AN OLD FOLKS HOME DRINKING OUR TURKEY DINNER THROUGH A STRAW ! Could you mabye get us someone who has a little energy to them next year ?
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Porn & Spam are getting a divorce ...Im a little sad. Some people's imagination tells alot about them ....case in point : Earth Erotica I dont know what it says ...but ohh those crazy Japanese . Is there an evil hidden message deep inside Jingle Bells? Try playing it forward and backward and decide for yourself. Crystal ball for 2006 sees giant asteroid crash (or not) |
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