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Happy National Pancake Day people !

The International House of Pancakes is offering free pancakes to help raise money for a children's organization today - National Pancake Day. IHOP will offer a short stack of pancakes from 7 a.m. to 2 p.m. in exchange for a donation to First Book.

Im Starting to get into summer mode this week and am going to start my diet for the summer jetski season because I have packed away a few lbs this winter !

Remeber to get all your Daily Column Gear HERE .

Ok , Here we go ....

This is a classic ...Janet Jackson sunbathing nude ....so hot !

A Raiders fan stabs a Chargers fan at the football game. The stabber is now in prison for 5 years.

Distillery to Revive 184-Proof Whisky.

Welcome to THE BAR . It's one of those point and click game where you have to use your noodle to find different hidden clues.

Go inside the mind of a serial arsonist ...listen to his voice because this guy is fucking crazy !

Roger Clemens is a dick after all after he brushes back his own son after giving up HR

theCitizen: is a unique travel guidebook written for the anti-tourist

Remember playing Street Fighter in the arcades ...well now play at home !

Department of Justice is angry that Google will help the Chinese censor things, but not the U.S.

When you get to this page, click on the "taking care" link, and then take care of whatever mess you make as a result of viewing the images

The Daily Column Gear is here !

It's an exciting day here at The Daily Column because phase 1 of our new era is done and ready to go . I am slow at putting things together but I am trying to get everything done 1 step at a time and this is the 1st step ...

The Daily Column Gear is everything you need to promote and show your pride in this fine daily site which you all visit and love . There are tons of items to choose that range anywhere from T shirts to Hoodies to Wall clocks to Message Bags . I am barely making a profit on this stuff but it's all for the good of the site so enjoy .

Next comes the actual site ..be patient.

Ok , here's a quickie ...

Go Figure ? ...After breaking up with Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow diagnosed with breast cancer

This is the feel good video of the year ...I had goosebumps watching it !( the right hand side of the page)

Convicted sex offender asks judge not to make him wear electronic tracking bracelet because he belongs to a church that believes electricity is evil

Here's a collection of nearly 600 pictures collected from the Internet over the years. Many of these pictures are new, many are old. They're all intended to mess with your head

Another skydiving mishap. Watch out for that wing...

This is cool ...back away from your computer screen. This effect will work at different distances for different people, but you should see the two characters swap over...! As you come closer to the screen again, they revert to their original characters."

1st time Cage fighting + broken neck = awesome stuff for the TDC !

Man who is constantly electrocuted by his bathroom suspects witchcraft is the cause

The best website devoted to dogs barking in cars ..ok whatever ?

All indications are that you want to keep the woman in your life away from this thing. At some point, we're going to lose the battle to technology, if we haven't already.

Super Monkey Poop Fight

Plug WHORE !

Well Im going to turn into a plugwhore today and try to use the power of this website to put some of our members in a better place by your help .

1st off , forum member meancarlene plays in a band named .....well ...Mean Carlene and they just put out thier 1st original Cd and it sounds great . So go to thier site and listen to some of the tunes and pick one up. It is also for a very good cause and you can read about that here .

2nd , As I wrote on monday The New Haven Advocate's "Best Of" poll is out and Boogietrunks is looking to win best new bar this year so go to the site and make sure # 94 says BRICK ALLEY TAVERN . Weve took over this poll before so lets do it again !

3rd , Boogietrunks is also in the WH fireworks Chili Cookoff at the IA club in West Haven this saturday so try to get out there and help him defend his title .

I guess Rich G is a race car driver or something but He wanted this on the front page ...so here it is .

Ok , that's enough for now ...I feel so dirty .

Let's Go ...

NotStarring.com: A site dedicated to movie stars and the roles we allegedly could have seen them in, but didn't. (i.e. John Travolta turned down the lead in Forrest Gump, a role Bill Murray was considered for.)

Ever hear of the Chappelle theory...well now you have .

Ron Burgundy tries out for ESPN's SportsCenter and it doesn't go well.. an all-day sports network? Burgundy is having none of it!

Awww shit ...Betta bring your glock and shit .

For those of you who have XM radio , This site's for you .

Softball season is right around the corner and Im looking forward to a great High School season this year and a money making one from the slow pitch season . If you are interested in it , this is the place to get all your ump needs.

Super Mario Bros: Hit 80's Video Game, or Subtle Communist Propaganda Campaign?

Abu Ghraib ....the uncensored pictures

This game is based on chain-reactions. Basically, you use your mouse to blow things up, but the instructions are worth reading on this one to get the full experience.

"This is the official 'Unofficial' Monty Python And The Holy Grail screenplay. This file contains the script as it was on March 20 1974, before filming took place. There are many minor differences from what appears here and what ended up on the screen. This file also contains cut scenes and lines from the film."

Nothing wrong with a little Maria Sharpova camel toe on a friday ...Is there ?

Time Killer: Quick Rotation. Try to put the numbers in the right order, using the Z and X keys to spin the blocks around.

Some days, it sucks to be a baboon...today isnt one of those days .

Hoot's Thurdsday Things

If your reading this Wednesday night between 8:30 and midnight yes it still is Wednesday Feb. 22, 2006 even though the heading says Thurday Feb 23. You all are probably wondering WTF is Hoot talking about. Well I had to post this before midnight Wed because I am doing the column from my work computer before I leave for the day. I am house sitting for some one and I don't have access to a computer there so you get a quick one today.

Let's do it.

Damn it must be sweet.Eight meat plant workers claim record $365 million Powerball prize!

Hollywood Movie Trailers

A gang of armed robbers impersonating police officers tied up employees at a southern England security company and stole the equivalent of $43.5 million, the Bank of England said Wednesday in disclosing one of the largest bank heists in British history.

Ultimate Rally

I may have posted this before or Richie may have but I don't care so I will post it again. Online Light Brite!

Sorry it is so short today but I don't have any of my saved links to use here so you will have to wait till next time.

Peace. Hoot23

Humpday Happenings

This is a fucking whacked out country we live in !

How the hell would we even be considering letting an arab based company take control over 6 major shipping seaports in the U.S in this day and age , could someone please explain to me what fucking moron even thought this would be a good idea enough to suggest it ? We cant even get onto a fucking plane anymore without going through the metal detector in our underwear but they are going to let the enemy run our vunerable major seaports ...JESUS CHRIST MAN !

I say while were at it lets let all the musliums go to flight school and get jobs flying planes and vote Osama Bin Laden onto the next presidential primary .

And it figures that our dumbass of a president has brushed aside jeers from his own party and democrats and endorsed this ridiculous shit which leads me to believe that this shithead is probably profiting from it in some shape or form .

Unreal !

Ok , let's go ...

For all you bikers ...The Harley Davidson Case Mod

Military police are hunting for a well endowed serial flasher nicknamed "Donkey Dong" who is terrorising underwear salespeople

Real Time with Bill Maher is finally on the air again and he was in full swing with this little rant.

Be prepared to be grossed out a little , It's Tampon crafts

An Olympic nipple slip ( thanks Mofoe)

Remember the drinking game Thumper ? Do this for this next one ...for the first 10 seconds, close your eyes and just listen to the sounds then open your eyes and watch the rest of THIS

World's largest Windows error message appears in Times Square (with pic)

The Dumpster is a portrait of romantic breakups collected from blogs in 2005

THIS is why Opie & Anthony are the best in talk radio today ...people , I give you SUPERBALL 2005 .

This game bored me in about 3 minutes , but im bored easily .

Hulk Hogan is a REAL AMERICAN. He even made a music video to prove it

Tuesday Rewind

Since most people were off yesterday and didnt read Monday's Column , Im going to leave it up for today because I think there is alot of very interesting things on it .

Welcome Back .

Monday , Monday

DC Faithful are throwing thier support towards longtime member BoogieTrunks for best new bar in the Advocate's readers poll this year and I am hoping all of you can do the same . Let's show this state the power of the Daily Column by putting one of our own in the winners circle again . # 94 should read " BRICK ALLEY TAVERN " and remember you have to fill out at least 20 other numbers or the vote doesnt count .

Here is the Ballot

Thanks

With all the searching of the web I do during the weekend , I came across this very cool and wierd video of UFO Tranmissions from space ( It's the 3rd video down), here is the text that goes with it : " During this end of the century the man became unaware of his on space and still beliave that we own the universe. Well , this cable guy manager find out stuning images of the space with cameras that belong nasa . Thanks to google we are about to make this video available worldiwde and martins stubbs must be happy with it. Canahan as well. The true is out there guys . The revalations of apocalipse is inside this movie "

The video is about 35 minutes long but it takes you right through it and tells you onscreen when to watch for things and where to look ...very creepy .

The best I can tell, this is the real thing. These guys will create custom installations for your home so you can have "concealed features." In other words, hidden passageways

Woman crashes SUV cutting off her arm -- arm later found still clutching cell phone

The 10 Greatest Wrestling Babes Ever (with galleries)

Some students from the University of Texas broke into the secret tunnels under their campus and came out with plenty of photos

Organization that promotes Iowa as place to do business will have annual convention ............in Nebraska

The Tattooed Banana: The only site dedicated to the emerging appreciation for banana art. Sift through the many masterpieces, and submit your own.

It's hard to know, exactly, when your fish tank hobby has grown out of hand, but winning an award might be a good indication. In this case, excess is just fine with us, because this tank is amazing.

You like 360 degree panoramas ..well this is for you who do .

213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army. He knows because they were forced to tell him

Enter your zip code to find out how strong radio stations should be in your area

Ok , a couple of you asked for it : The Kid Rock and Scott Stapp tour bus sex video .

It's Fryday

This 1st part of the column is for Daveyboy :

Theree IS sumting Brooing In tHe Forumms tHiS weeeek - iT seemz that DaVeYboY hazz a problEm with some Ov speLing errers on the front PagE and It seeMz thaaat he tHinks Pepull ar Being pulled awaY frum the Sight because of This .WeLL I do Thiss Coluum at 5Am and typE accooordingely because I want Too get to bEd . I am Noot Trieing to Be SomeThing Im not on /Here . What you Se is WHat yoo get and ThaT'ss all I can Do . Sum of You Pepull LikE whut I say AnD sum ov yoo dont ..Thatss what This SiTe izz all Aboot . Ejnoy The Daly Coluum .

Now for the semi normal people , and I use this term loosely .....

In case any of you missed the fantastic presentation the Gorillaz put on at the Grammy's , Im here for ya .( De La Soul and Madonna finish it off )

Wow ..White men really CANT jump ..at all .

Several volunteer firefighters spontaneously erupt into ass-kicking contest while battling house fire( Fark)

This is the ulitmate WTF ?!

Here's a list of the Top 10 Sci-Fi Films That Never Existed

Dad decides to recall his youth by egging strangers' house. Is surprised to discover how much times have changed when youths promptly pour from house and stab him to death

This is what it looks like when lightning strikes 20 metres away from you.

What Did I Learn in College?....You can never have enough red Solo cups

For all you "Office Space" & Conan O Brien fans out there ...This is for you .

Best Story of the week : Paris Hilton flour-bombed by PETA for wearing fur

The Top Ten Web Moments of 2005

HDR (High Dynamic Range) is a plugin for Photoshop that will merge several images from the same scene taken at different exposures

Hurricane victims spent their money on porn, tattoos and massages. The Smoking Gun is there

Brain Teaser / Time Killer: Thesaurus Tango

Beer Pong slam dunk, in nothing but underwear, on parent's weekend ...CLASSIC

A video of Kurt Cobain being punched on stage by security who were supposed to protect him.

Supposedly, these are unpublished photos of Germany's hottest Playmate ever, Janine Habeck

Teen has her prosthetic leg stolen... twice

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey there!

Let's do this.

Man Who Torched Car Dealership Commits Suicide On Plane

Ahhh the good ol' Evil Clown Generator

Maybe you want to think twice before you shit next time. Toilets can be the cause or location of many injuries and deaths.

While we are talking about toilets. Girl, 12, proves toilet water cleaner than ice.

Tired Of Getting Caught Downloading Porn? (Actually safe for work. Funny too)

Cheney reaction? Girl accidentally shoots boyfriend.

Mmmmmm The World's Largest Six Pack!

World's Largest Hockey Stick

Largest Buffalo

Get more here: (click the pic)

The poster for Oliver Stone's "World Trade Center" offers a stark depiction of the twin towers as monoliths flanking two men who defied the odds to emerge from the ruins.

Cyclopes Kitty

High School Student Sends Roses To 500 Classmates. I hope he gets at least a blowjob out of this.

Did your local waitress make the list? Smoking Hot Waitress.com

Lots of great Undersea Photography.

How the hell does the USA only tie Latvia in hockey??

The government and corporations are aggressively collecting information about your personal life and your habits. They want to track your purchases, your medical records, and even your relationships. The Bush Administration's policies, coupled with invasive new technologies, could eliminate your right to privacy completely. Please help us protect our privacy rights and prevent the Total Surveillance Society.

On that note I have to go hide some things! errrrr..............

See everyone next week.

Peace. Hoot23

A Tuesday Rant

Happy Valentines day and blah,blah, blah .

I got to vent about something that is really pissing me off today , These fucking Katrina Evacuees not leaving the hotels !

These people have ran thier course and it is time for them to go . Now the NAACP is going to try and sue these hotels for 1500 per person they kick out ....Are you fucking shitting me ? After all the shit these people have done to these hotels like ruin the rooms , throw garbage out the hotel windows , remove peepholes from thier doors to drugs and prositution and not to mention the crime rate at these hotels has risen 100 % since these animals moved in is enough for me to get pissed that the NAACP is trying to turn this into a race thing . It is turning this way because there is no accountablility among these people to try to take care of themselves when the goverment has been handing them everything on a silver platter since this started .

Since when does the goverment has to be held respondsible for a natural disaster ? I think our goverment has been more than accomodating to try and help these people and now they pull the race card ...God it pisses me off !

Finally, after a whole bunch of drama, so-called "victims" of Hurricane Katrina were finally called upon to do just like everyone else, and stand on their own two feet.

The last straggling "victims" who continued to suck on the government teat, and who continued to walk around with their mooching sack fully extended, are finally evicted from hotel rooms all across the country.

Finally, the system works.

Around 4,500 of these leeches were kicked to the streets . There has been more than ample time to get back on their feet, cash insurance checks, and so forth. The time for mooching is over.

FEMA has gone above and beyond, essentially giving these people a luxury handout. No wonder they were in no hurry to do just like the rest of us, and work. Many of the people were booted out of the Crowne Plaza hotel in New Orleans. Many said they had other housing taken care of, but some whined and cried that they were homeless. Okay..Hurricane Katrina hit when? You've had how many months to get off your lazy asses? I could almost feel a small bit of something close to sympathy if it were a couple weeks ago, but they gave them past the holiday seasons.

Get out, suck it up, and move on! As for the homeless people, I hear Wal-Mart has boxes on sale.Despite all this, some evacuees were able to con the government into letting them hold out their mooching sacks for a couple more weeks.

Some people are apparently whining their trailers haven't shown up from FEMA. Awww, poor trailer trash. What happened to oh..I don't know...getting a job and paying your own way? Sure, getting help for a little bit is fine given the circumstances, but these losers have milked the system long enough.

Even Chico can agree this isnt a race thing !

Ok , enough ranting ....

Check out this Aerial Photography of Mexico ...God , you can really see the good and bad sides of the tracks in these pics !

Two men confess to killing the inventor of Curious George

Guimp: The world's smallest gaming website. Classics like Space Invaders and Pac Man are surprisingly playable on tiny 18x18 pixel squares

Sammy Sosa considering retirement after only receiving one contract offer worth $500,000 from the Nationals

Grappa is a Java applet used to create images with your mouse

Highlights from the Lingerie Bowl ...gad damn !

Credit card companies offering double air miles if you pay the IRS with plastic. Naturally, there's a catch

Dannii Minogue (Kylie's sister) likes hardcore lesbian lapdances. Need proof? Here's a series of shots from a strip club security camera.

This is perhaps the strangest collection of pictures I've ever seen. Once you get through the first few (which are awful on their own) it gets a little better, but worse, but better.

Sorry about the 's today , sometimes it just works out that way

BTW , Congrats to forum member MoFoe on his engagement over the weekend , We all wish you luck cause your going to need it !

My post op column

Wow what a snow storm huh . I got so many things to talk about but I'll save most of them for another day because I have to talk about my surgery . So as most of you know I got a vasectomy on friday and I have to tell you it really wasnt that bad , it was definatley better than I expected it to be . If it wasnt for the intial embarrassment of the whole situation , it was very easy .

I got there about 7:30 am because I was the 1st appointment and it was just me & the nurse ( who was about 26 & hot ) in the office and of course it was going to be her who had to prep me for surgery . I get into the room making small talk and she breaks out the " Get undressed from the waistdown and sit on the table for me " line . Now Im trying to be as cool as I possibly can but being naked from the waist down in a cold office isnt exactly the cool thing to do . So she starts telling me that she has to shave me and I inform her that I already did but she insists that I show her so she can see if I missed anything ....So here it goes ...the sheet comes down and there I am ....In all my glory in front of a 25 year old hot chick ! She says i missed a little spot underneath that she needs to get , so she breaks out the razor and shaves me . Next she tells me she has to tape my penis up against my chest and then to the table ?! ...Umm hello , is this thing on ?....thats right you heard me . She pulled my penis up against my belly , taped a long piece of tape to the table then to one side of my penis then did the same to the other side . With all chances of being cool and getting a rap going I decided to just stop talking and let her do her job since I was her bitch at the moment.

After she was done prepping me , The doctor came in and he was a very nice guy . He kept me nice and calm and explained everything to me step by step . The actual surgery is not so much an experience as it is a conversation. I'm not a witness to my own vasectomy, so I talk to calm my nerves.

He is obviously skilled at the art of misdirection — a magician's trick that diverts his victim's attention while his hands are busy stuffing rabbits into hats (or, in this case, slicing and cauterizing ejaculatory tubes) . So we chatted while he was just slicing and snipping away . I could feel what was going on a little bit and he had to pump me up with the injection a couple times so I couldnt feel anything . A puff of smoke appears from below my peripheral vision (always disconcerting when it comes from the groin area), and that's it. I'm done.

Now here is the worst part . The nurse comes back in and tells me to sit up . She tells me I have minimal bleeding but some has leaked don to my TAINT ! she asks If I want her to clean it for me but I decline thinking there is no way I am going to let this hot chick wipe my taint . I try to reach down and just cant get to it due to my balls being so sore so low and behold , There I am with a hot girl wiping blood off my taint ...it was a defining moment in my life . After that I had no shame and had her help me with the ball sling I had to wear and had her pull my penishead through the front because once the taint episode was done , the rest is gravy !

There's a lot to be said for a bag of frozen peas. That athletic supporter has also become my new best friend.

It's been six days since my surgery, and recovery is much better than advertised. The doctor told me to expect a little of everything: some pain, some swelling, maybe a bit of bruising. I have none of these.

My discomfort was in the extreme when that anesthetic wore off. Hence, the jock strap and anti-inflammatories. I've been easing back into my daily routine — no sex for one full week, no exercise, no heavy lifting — and it's made a world of difference.

I'm a little tender, sure. This is surgical post-op, after all. But I'll live

Ok , a little one for today ....

You know that wall of numbers at Best Buy that clearly means nothing to consumers and everything to employees? Here's how you decipher it.

What else to do when a tree falls down in your yard but carve the trunk into a giant penis?

Katie Couric get birdkkake'd on live television.

Security company requires employees to have RFID chip injected into bicep in order to gain access to datacenter

German BMW Site Punished By Google

People.com says that the final split between Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora may have been caused by an email

How long can you help this guy balance his beer? I gave up after a while, but it would have been long enough to drink the damn thing rather than let it spill on the floor.

Worthless Time Killer: Sketch Swap. (Draw one. Submit One. Get one.)

Paris Hilton chosen by director to play Mother Teresa in upcoming movie

Geeks Gone Wild !

Wow ...Im a little gayer after this ....SHUT UP !

Today's the Day

It's "V" day ....wish me luck .

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hello all. Miss me. I know. No column last week. My apologies. Richie wants to think I just did not do a column last week, but I tried to get it together last Wednesday night as I usually do and my Comcast was slower than shit! I would click on links to websites and it would take 10 to 15 minutes to load. It was late and I wasn't going to stay up all night to wait for load times. Sorry to all but it is what it is................or was?

Onward.

‘Lost World’ of wildlife found in Indonesia

Create a new face!

Corruption probe nets mayor, police chief, chief's wife

All I have to say about this one is WTF??? Doom Bay Volleyball?

What a view!

There are some very cool pics here. Photograph of the Week Gallery.

I don't think NBC will show this during the Olympics!

Just SHUT UP JOHNNY!!! This is funny. I guess she is mad about it.

For those of you that missed the Grammys opening act with Madonna and Gorillaz here you go. I thought the Gorillaz hologram thing was very cool.

A former strip club waitress mailed condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture to a television station, strip clubs and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men.

A man who allegedly masturbated onto a computer screen, keyboard and chair in Morgan Library called the accusation against him a "witch hunt" by overzealous library officials. "For him to conclude that I have the ejaculatory capacity to hit the screen is ludicrous," the man said in an interview on Friday afternoon. "At 48, I don't have the distance."

At the beach!

Lorena, naked in the sunshine!!

How to perform CPR the French way!

Busty Raylene

Some nice black n white photogs!

That is all today. Til next week.

See ya! Peace. Hoot23

Cumming Clean ...ummm ?

Ok , Here it is ....

The other day I was talking about babypalooza and all my friends having them and I decided to come clean on something that I teased up until today . At first I wasnt going to tell anyone on here but I am a "public figure" in the eyes of some people on here and I guess telling you guys most of what goes on in my life on a day to day basis is part of it so I decided to let the cat out of the bag and spill the beans .

On this friday morning I am going to be taking myself out of the baby making buisness and getting the "BIG V " . That's right I am going to get the boys snipped and shoot blanks for the rest of my life . A vasectomy is something me & the wife shot around for a while and I figured since she had two c-sections that this was the least that I could do to try and equal out the playing field .

Now Im a little nervous about anyone tinkering around down there but a bunch of my buddies have had it done and said it was nothing and they were back to work 2 days later . I dont know if I should have read THIS webpage because it made me more nervous . Here are the 10 most frequently asked questions about it and I know I asked about 8 of them before my intitial consultation .

So there it is , my announcment and I hope I stop getting the "your wife's pregnant " PM's because we now know that isnt true .

Ok , let's do an "ode to my balls " column .....

Detectives want to question Busta Rhymes about the fatal shooting of the rapper's bodyguard outside a Brooklyn warehouse

Remember last week I posted the pic of the newsclip about the guy wanted to find someone to go back in time with him because he had done it a few times before ? ....here is his next response .

How many episodes of CSI would you have to watch before murdering someone?

For Boogie : In case you need more, here's Wikipedia's list of every song featuring a cowbell

Welcome to the Hall of Douchebags by Rock and Roll Confidential

MTA pulls Bahamas vacation ad from subway trains because it will cause people to try fishing on the tracks

Nothing wrong with a little Foreign pop star xxx action ( Severina Vuckovic )

How strong is your movie knowledge? Here's 30 thumbs of different movies, how many titles can you guess based on a single image?

I believe the object of this game is to get past level two without going completely insane. Ball trap, eh?

Ever wonder what Homer Simpson would look like as a real human being ?....wonder no more

Cheating on Survivor ...NOOO ?

Paris Hilton Nipple Slip at Ultimate Fighting Championships

GPlayer's Column

I love it when forum members or readers send me thier own columns because it gives you guys a little different view on things and it gives me a break . Forum member Gplayer sent me this so I decided to post it today ...Enjoy .

GPlayer's Column :

Hey all. I would first like to thank everyone at the TDC. I have been reading and enjoying this web page for about a year and a half. I have gone thru all the archive columns and laughed, played, and wasted a great deal of time here. A great sight and I am sure a lot of hard work that is taken for granted. Thanks Richie and Peter.
For anyone who reads The Daily Column. I urge you to join in the member area. We have many interesting and entertaining discussions, web links, and even the odd argument. Enough to delight the hardest core web junkie. Come in and enjoy!

Ok let's do this.....

For any Americans visiting the UK. Here's your guide to the UK

I always hate a showoff

Their husbands are gonna be some pissed

This item for the ladies might make the odd man feel very nervous when she hands it to you.

The story behind the invention of the hamburger and hotdog.

When's the taste test?

If these were the lesbian version of brokeback, I still wouldn't go and see the movie

But these I definitely would

Can you hammer while hammered?

Living dangerous?

This is cool. Never get stuck in traffic again.

Anyone into bartender tricks? I don't know. Just get me a beer. But if you are here's some.

To bring back an old Peter saying... Nice Top!

To the beach!

Is this sauna hotter than usual?

Sweet !

Do you like Brooke Skye? Here's a load of pictures for ya

Hope you all enjoy .

Have a great day.
Gplayer63

My Superbowl wrap up

All of you who are awaiting my "announcement " are going to have to wait till tommorow because today is all about the Superbowl .

This Superbowl was just so-so , It wasnt too exciting and wasnt too boring until the final 3 minutes of the game . So im going to break it down for you :

The Pre Game :

I thought Stevie Wonder was great , The crowd was into it and it seemed to be a very energetic performace by all invloved . I thought the ABC pregame totally sucked but the party I was at had it on so I was stuck watching it , Im sure ESPN did a much better job . Aaron Neville was terrible singing the national anthem and should be sent to Iraq naked for his rendition .

The 1st half :

Well Seattle totally outplayed Pitt in every aspect of the game except the scoreboard and except for the last drive before the half I thought they played a really good 1st half ....except for the penalties . I have never seen a game with sooooo many penalties as this one and it seemed that every one of them went against Seattle at the wrong times . There were so many ticky tack calls that it made me pissed off .

Halftime :

Now personally I thought it sucked . It's not that I dont like the Rolling Stones , I just thought it lacked anything that had to do with the whole experience of Superbowl , they kinda just did a mini concert and got off ...blah . I also thought it was a wierd choice to have them on in Detroit , Dont you think a Motown halftime show would have been the shit ?! I mean cmon , your in the home of Motown and you have the Old Rolling Stones performing ?

There were so many better choices seeing that Detroit has alot of good musicians come out of it ( Eminem , Kid Rock , Bob Seger , Iggy Pop ) and any or all of these probably would have done better .

The Second Half :

More of the same for Seattle , It seemed every time they made a big play to get into the redzone a penalty negated the play and sent them back . The refs totally ruined Seattle . Pitt had a couple big plays to allow them to pull away but the refs allowed the score to be so lopsided due to the constant whistles .

The Commercials :

I thought Budweiser took the crown this year with 4 of thiers ( The Bear one , The rooftops one , the secret fridge one and the wave one ) . I thought the Full Throttle one was very cool and the football playing chick who gets leveled was funny too .

Good Job by the Steelers and congrats to all you Steelers fans , This team definatly earned this Superbowl .

Ok , lets rock superbowl style ..

The 25 Annoying Super Bowl party guests

All the Superbowl Commercials in one place ....have fun

See the Cowboys have a deep team tradition way after they stop playing , and Emmitt Smith is leading the way in team unity department .

The NFL Edits Out Explicit Stones Lyrics during halftime show .

Another site for all your Superbowl Commercials

The Champs website .

And the not so champs website .

Ok , night night ....see you all tommorow .

It's GAMEDAY !

Get Drunk & Win alot of money ...that's my motto !

Im going with the Seahawks tonight

My Friday Ramblings

You can thank Hoot for the "no show" of a column yesterday , Get it together Hoot !

Yesterday I was on Babypalooza 06 due to the fact that 2 of my good friends had babies the past 2 days ,so me & the wife had to make the rounds to St Rapheals and Griffin Hospitals . I got to tell you I miss holding a little baby because I forgot what it was like when my kids were little and a newborn is the best . ( Im a going to have a surprise on Monday so make sure your here on mondayto hear it )

Speaking of Griffin Hospital in Derby , Did you know that they were voted the 4th best place to work in America by Fortune magazine

Ok , here we go ....

Why risk losing your job or family over Internet porn when you can get Eye-Fi, and download smut straight into your brain?

After fighting over a piece of trash that was tossed from a car (and then tossed back in), a motorist in Toronto proceeded to physically assault the bike messenger with whom he was arguing. A photographer happened to be there, and captured images of the entire thing.

** backstory is motorist throws food out of window. courier, disliking littering, picks up food and throws food back in car. motorist dumps coffee on courier. courier scratches car with key. road rage ensues**

George W. Bush talking action figure with 25 "unique and authentic phrases."

Ex-WWII POWs finally meet mysterious benefactor who has bought them breakfast for 30 years

Ummm....WHAT ?

NASA has pictures and video of the aurora australis as it looks from space. Be sure to take some time to see the video, it's quite beautiful.

What is your favorite kind of pizza , these girls leave no doubt about thiers.

Man driving on highway surprised to find himself about to hit an airborne crocodile

Play Ninjaman - The Game

David Cross goes on Carson Daly's show, and uses as many techniques as possible to completely phase him out of the interview process.

WWE owner Vince McMahon accused of groping attendant at tanning booth

If you've got headphones, put them on for this. It'll make the back of your head itch. No worries, nothing screams at you

Miabella Mama is offering a casting kit so you can cherish your pregnancy belly for all your life.

AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006

Heather Locklear files for divorce from Richie Sambora

The Google Maps image of Quest Field in Seattle just happens to show the Seahawks on the 3 yard line, about to score. Is this a sign for next weekend Steelers fans?

Is Ryan Seacrest Gay ? ...Find out here .

The Japanese continue to do their part to make the Internet a fantastic place

Humpday Happenings

Putting this new site together is a hell of a lot harder than I thought it would be . I nned some help and am awaiting Peter to call me back to walk me through the rest but I really dont want to start it up without doing all the cool stuff I have planned ....so I wait .

MOFOE is the winner of last week's Picture Contest ....nice job .

Ok , here we go ....

I cant remember if I posted this already of not , But be the papparazzi and snap some shots .

Frustrated surgeon reopens his unsuccessful office as a brothel

Wikipedia's comprehensive list of Seinfeld references to actual people.

Jesus saves, especially when He shops at LORD MART.

Paris Hilton exudes brilliant intellect in court by not knowing what country London is in, opining that everyone in Europe speaks French...here is the transcript .

Ahh chick fights ...aint life grand ?

Official 78th annual Academy Awards web page ...add in on the discussions

Since the last MENSA test was so easy, they've returned with part two. This time, with even less cultural bias! (Their words.)

The Milk Gallon Challenge... done in 41 motherfucking seconds, without stopping.

It's hard to complain about "kids these days" when kids in those days looked like little devil children

A little bit of LUBA to finish off humpday .