A little ranting for a Friday

Well I am going to make it a rant today even though I have been throwing around the Idea of not doing it so here goes :

4 YEARS ?.... 4 FUCKING YEARS ?!@

Is this what you get for being an animal and helping gang rape and beat a innocent woman to an inch of her life in this day and age just because you rolled on your buddies who you were raping with ? Give me a fucking break !

Now the other 2 animals got 85 years a piece and a well deserved 85 at that but this new kid gets 4 for snitching , where the fuck is the justice for the victim . All these kids did the crime and they need to all be brought to justice equally and this fucking animal should be put away for life too .

Where are the NAACP reps now , those fucking self important fuckbags ! They only come around when it benefits them and is good press not when one of thier own does wrong . If this were the other way around , those white kids would have been lynched and burned at the stake if guilty but the NAACP doesnt think this case is too important . But just last week , A sports talk DJ in St Louis got fired for this : He was talking about Condeleeza Rice being considered for a NFL position that someone suggested . So his line was supposed to be " it would be quite a coo and ..." but it came out It would be quite a coon and " ..and IMMEADIATLY this guy apologized for the slip of the tounge about 5 times then went on . Well the fucking NAACP called within the hour demanding an apology and the DJ be fired ...The NAACP wanted a apology , Not Rice herself .

How about apologizing to the model's family who was murdered by the bouncer last month NAACP ..How about that , they deserve one too !

So I say Fuck the NAACP and the justice system in this case ...They both failed !

Ok , sorry had to vent ...

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Pop a cap in someone's ass ...play it .

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Hoot's Thursday Things

Good day everyone!!! Spring is finally coming around a bit I think. Yesterday was beautiful here in CT.

I am heading back up to Tha Bush (aka Sugarbush) in Vermont for one last weekend fling. Even if the conditions are not that great there will still be plenty o' drinkin to do!

Let's do it.

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Peter needs a vasectomy.

Burned!

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Failed Sex Toys!

I'll take Morons for $500 Alex.

Stacked Can Art

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Wild mood swings.

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See you all next week!!!

Peace. Hoot23

The Softball Lineup

Whenever people say that something is better than sex, I usually think, You're probably not doing it right. But I've recently realized that I've turned down opportunities for sex more often than I have chances to play softball.
How's that for frightening?

All of my softball teams kick off their seasons next week.

Over the last 7 years, I've played for every type of team imaginable — men-only, co-ed, competitive, not-so-much, etc. — with/against players of every skill level.

So now's a perfect time to run down the characters you run into during softball games. This may seem like a rip-off of the The Phat Phree's Usual Suspects of the Men's Locker Room, but I've been hanging onto this idea for a long time.

Here we go ....

• The manager who thinks he's running the Yankees. I hate the manager that calls you at work on game day to see how you are feeling, and thus gauge where to place you in the lineup — a lineup that changed significantly whether a guy went 1-for-3 or 2-for 3. Or the guy that wears a C on his jersey, which is utterly embarrassing. But the one that takes the cake: The manager that doesnt play you at your usual shortstop because that's a "leadership" position, and he doesnt want a newcomer there. You have to love guys who invoke chemistry issues into softball.

• The guy with two batting gloves. Any time a guy steps to the plate like this, I warn my outfielders, "Look out, it's Willie Mays Hayes!" which usually means, "Take a couple of steps in because he's got a baseball stance, gonna take a huge swing, cut under the ball and hit a lazy fly." I can't think of a single excellent player I've seen wear two batting gloves.

• The hot chick who can't play. "Nice cut!" on a lazy looper to short. "Awesome play!" after a routine toss from second. "You almost beat it out!" when they're out by 15 feet. The whole time you're thinking, "She'd better come out and get wasted after the game, or else this is gonna be a waste of time."

• The hot chick who can play. The rarest breed. You see one maybe every couple of years. Occasional proofs that god exists.

• The guy who has to get dirty. They slide into first. They slide into home when the entire bench is yelling, "Stand up!" Hell, they slide back to the dugout area. Better them than me, because if there's there's gonna be bleeding on my bed sheets, it had better be from a virgin and not because my knee is scabbed from sliding into home during a meaningless softball game.

• The lefty who hits .900. In any league, the four best defenders are all on the left side of the field — SS, 3B, LF, LC. In a co-ed league, the discrepancy is even more pronounced, as there's usually a chick at second and in right. No offense, ladies, but there's a reason one of you is always catching, and it's because 95% of you are not as good as the average guy. Cheers to the 5% who are. Anyway, lefties have all the advantages, including short fences at some fields, and I don't even want to hear about the throw from second being short. You should be blistering it by lead-footed fielders anyway.

• The old guy who draws three-ball counts, then slaps singles everywhere. After the maddening frustration, the saving grace is that it's gonna take two doubles to score him from first.

• The catcher who is a walking health hazard. I'm only gonna say this once. To field a throw to home, stand in front of the plate, catch the ball first, then swipe. Those who stand behind the plate, then lunge onto it and into the runner are a boon to doctors' bills everywhere. (The ones who don't understand this are usually the ones two-hopping the ball back to the pitcher, as well.)

• The guy with college/minor-league experience. I used to play with/against some of the best players in Ct at the Sportsplex, and a few of these guys would absolutely destroy the ball, even pitches falling from a 12-foot arc. There's just no defending them. Like Dave Winfield hitting off Jimmy Kimmel in a celebrity game.

• The foreigner who overruns second base. You've seen these scocer lovers. They're in OK shape, look like they can play. The defense plays way too far back, and we get our hopes up when they beat out a 12-hopper to deep short. Then they fuck up the inning by thinking they can run past second, too, on the ensuing dunk hit by the following batter. Makes me want to pull my hair out even more than those who don't think they have to tag the runner in non-force situations, allowing a runner who should've been out by three steps to sneak a foot in.

• The Selfish prick who buys a $400 bat and wont let anyone else use it because he doesnt want you taking "Hits" out of it .

• The guy who takes forever during batting practice. All right, Wade Boggs, take your five cuts and grab a glove. If you fuck up the fifth miserably, feel free to take a courtesy sixth. But there are 20 people in line and no one cares if you suck and need 20 practice pitches to work on your swing. That's why you're hitting eighth.

That's just a couple of them , Im sure you guys can think of 1000 more .

Here we go .....

Gadsby is a story of over 50,000 words without using the letter "e." I'm still struggling to go an entire day without a typo on the front page.

Lesa does her very first webcam strip...HOT!

I just cant put into words how fucking funny this is ...The news is pure comedy gold !

If you hate American Idol, head over to this site to help fuck it up for the real fans by voting for the absolute worst contestant each round

Man sues eHarmony.com because they won't let him join

The Top 25 Craziest Deaths

Able to flip off (of) tall buildings in a single bound, this guy is lucky not to have broken his neck.

The bathtub James Earl Ray stood in to shoot MLK is for sale on Ebay, again

Hey , Friends are all you got dude !

My Monday Stuff

Well I have a couple things to talk about today ....

First off this week's contest winner is : J2Times with the quote : " Former FEMA director Michael Brown dons his old cap as he models his new emergency clothing line " . Get writing J , I expect that coulmn soon

I just want to thank all you guys who came to the Mardi Gras party on Saturday , It was a huge sucsess and we will be making it an annual from now on .

And lastly , The " You do good , you get good " phrase paid off for me on satyrday morning . Remember last week when I posted the thing about forum member Deathstick's band being treated unfairly bu a certain new haven establishment . Well I got a nice BIG ED care package at my house for my goos deed including 2 limited edition original cd's , bumper stickers , tickets to an upcoming show and a very nice letter thanking me for getting the word out to the masses .

Thanks Ant, I really appreciate it .

Ok , onward .....

Get your Online Healing today ...our leaders have .

Pop star Pink says that she wants to open a chain of x-rated strip clubs, that she would dance in herself

Bryan Pacelli was enjoying a cruise in his Audi TT when he was suddenly trapped between the retaining wall and an overloaded semi that lost control and came into his lane. Then, he was hit from behind by a tour bus. The tour bus had a video camera mounted on the dash, and caught the whole thing on tape.

Now in Flash Animation form: Super Mario Bros, Hit 80's Video Game, or Subtle Communist Propaganda Campaign?

The Top 10 air guitar songs of all time

Watch as this barista creates images out of foam in cups of coffee

This girl really enjoys fondling her rack. And I can't say I blame her.

Founder of IKEA is fourth-richest man in the world but drives a 15-year-old Volvo beater and flies economy-class

In the spirit of March Madness: "Ten College Athletics Logos That Have To Go"

It's been a while since I've seen something that elicited an honest-to-goodness What the Fuck ??

Your guess is as good as mine here. How long were you able to watch?

It runs in the family ...Amy McCarthy, sister of Jenny

My Friday Rant

For all of you who were at The Reef last night after 10 pm , you know what Im going to rant about .

We have an influx of teachers that come to the reef , Some young and some older and these people are the cheapest mother fuckers that walk the earth but we are pleasant to them because they come in alot . So last night one of the younger guys ( who actually plays in a band and I booked his band even though they sucked ) comes in and sits down and orders a Sam White Pint. I asked him where he has been and he says he hasnt been going out and has been really busy at work ...blah,blah,blah .

So after about 1/2 hour he asks me " how much do I owe you ? " . I tell him 3.75 and he say he forgot his cash and pulls out his debit card . Now even though it is a pain in the ass to run the card for one beer, I do it cause it's all he got . He signs it and gets up to leave .

Now Im actually talking to Hoot when this kid gets my attention and asks me for a piece of paper and a pen , I give it to him and he walks a little ways away and I continue talking to Hoot ..no biggie ,right ? He comes back about 3 minutes later and hands me my pen and the note he was writing and says " here , read this " and walks out !

I started reading this letter and RAGE filled my body , here is what the letter said :

" I have been coming here for 7 years now , and tonight after having 1 beer I realized I didnt have any cash . You , The Bartenders MADE me use my debit card to pay for the beer . I mean my band even played here MAN !! ( 2002 , get over it dude) It's no wonder it dead in here now . ...Have a Heart , this assholes signature "

So here's my response to him because he was too chicken shit to stick around to hear it ...GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER ! First off what asshole comes into a bar with no money and expects not to use a credit card if he has to , and what kind of fuckwad expects me not to charge him when he comes in once every 4 months . If this guy was a semi regular I would have just said " I'll catch you next week " but he wasnt and I didnt . Ask Hoot , I was fucking so pissed that I wanted to run out to the parking lot and choke this asshole . All of a sudden this is the beer soup kitchen ? Pay for your fucking shit dickhead and now since he pulled that ...I scratched him , He is SCRATCHED !

Not that I need to explain why I charged him , I just thought it was funny enough to share that some people actually think this way .

So Fuck him and his $2 tip on 35 he usually leaves !

Last Day for contest entries in this week's PICTURE CONTEST ..get em in !

Here we go .....

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Hey It's Friday , I'll post some porn for ya .

If you've got QuickTime installed , this view of the Eiffel Tower is quite nice. It gives you a good idea of what it's like to be on the tower looking out over the city.

The Top Ten Movies That Went Wrong

Ok , One more porn link ....I gots to end with Jenna !

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey there everyone! Nothing to see here. Move along.

Shall we?

We shall.

Owned By A Kite!!!

Everyone's A Critic

Family Guy Can't Touch This!

Ode To Playboy

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A little booger to go with your tea!

Behavioral economics explains why we procrastinate, buy, borrow, and grab chocolate on the spur of the moment. The Marketplace of Perceptions.

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"People always used to approach me to try and talk about this or that. I wanted to punch them in the throat. Now they leave me the hell alone. Thanks isolatr!"

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Scientists have identified a gene that may increase the risk for impulsivity and violence, particularly in men.

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MIT makes move toward vehicles that morph.

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Evelyn Lory

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Cremated remains of 5,000 mental patients discovered in old Oregon sanatorium. And this guy is photographing the containers.

They are coming after you Tom Cruise. The Chef Gate Petition!

To go along with the scientology theme. A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant.

Mmmmmm. Now that's a threesome!

Till next time.

Peace. Hoot23

Humpday People , Humpday

There Here !!!! The Girl Scout cookies have arrived !!!

Is there anytime of the year that you get excited about snacks more that girl scout cookie time .... God damn I love these things and who wouldnt at $4.00 a box for 20 cookies !?

My Faves in order :

1. Tag a longs
2. Samoas
3. Do Si Dos
4. Thin Mints

God , My stomach is gonna be huge this summer .

The Picture Contest for this week is here , please post all entries in the forum set up today ...good Luck .

Let's Go .....

More hipocrasy from that 52 year old poodle headed wigger ....god I love these .

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It's that time again: Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship

Some comments about Sirius satellite radio (scroll down and enjoy)

the natural human reaction to snorting powdered wasabi is certainly an entertaining one

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The Tidbits of this Tuesday

I have a couple thoughts today but I think they would be better left in my head considering the beating I would take if I wrote them down in print ...So with that said here comes the column .

Ohh , Im going to run a Picture Contest tommorow so get your funny hats on .

Run out get those Easter presents early HERE

Take the 70's quiz ..Ya old fucking geezers !

For so many years, historians and casual observers alike have observed the events of World War II through faded black and white images. What most people do not know is the fact that quite a large portion of the WWII was shot using color film! However, it wasn't until recently that a lot of the photographs and motion picture footage was de-classified by the U.S. Government

Howard Stern, free speech hypocrite ..I love this . ( when he says he is competing he is lying , they werent on the same time and worked for the same company)

Just a follow up - Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park" -- his church quit for him after Hayes suffered a stroke

Get Ready cause Here comes a quality face plant

Chinese people think were stupid ..well some of us arent !

How god damn perfect is Hollie Winnard

Excuse maam , the vibrator you bought is defective ...have you used it yet ? ( safe for work )

If any of you havent heard Chacarron yet , your missing out .

Monday's Editorial

I am an avid suppoter of all our readers on this site and would use this opportunity I have to reach the masses to expose a few select things that others dont have the opportunity to and will on occasions ...This is one of those occasions .

We have tons of local bands in the forums and this is something that happened to the band "BIG ED" at a local establishment a few weeks ago . Anthony ( the drummer ) is a forum member and I told him if he wanted to send me something about the wrong doings of this place that I would post it . Here is that post :

After the unpleasantries went down at a certain "BAR" in New Haven on Wednesday Night, the rumor mill is flying and we got word from several people close to the Big ED family about the LIES that a certain "BAR" is spreading to their customers. 1st off, the "person" leading the charge is the "BAR"s owner. This woman is telling people that Big ED and their crew of about 15/20 people were "Out of Control" the whole evening. She said that Matty or as she put it "The Bald guy" spit beer on her. She's also saying that Big ED isn't allowed in her establishment and will be charged with criminal trespassing if we step foot on her property. Here's how things REALLY went down..

8.) When all was said and done, they both got infractions which were $75 each, and this "BAR" will never see the likes of us, or our money again.

Make your own decisions on what happened and if you have a problem with this , there are zillions of other sites to visit today. Tommorow is another day

Let's Go ....

Dont forget about your Daily Column Merchandise .I've had a bunch of stuff sold and received by the people already .

Howard Stern LOVES Opie and Anthony and XM , fucking hypocrite !

The Streaking Game is alot of fun . Well as much fun as can be naked by yourself ?!

You like Energy Drinks , Here are what this guy had to say about 100 of them .

Hilarious anti-piracy ad from the early 90's. Don't copy that floppy!

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Here's some details of a cool home-made bar, completely automated by a computer.

JLo still has a great ass .

God Damn , summer cant get here soon enough !

Luck O The Column to ya ...

Well I was going to do something today but I decided to go this route so ....

One for the fella's ...

And I cant forget about the ladies ...

And last one for all you nature lovers ...

EVERYONE BE SAFE TODAY AND HAVE A GREAT TIME ....SEE YOU MONDAY !

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hello! Hello!! Hello!!!

Richie I can't believe you have not told any of us about your other website.

The Best Page In The Universe! "This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong."

Richie instead of waiting in the Olive Garden parking lot looking for a space just stay home and use their Top Secret Recipes. (pages 12 & 13)

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Mustard Gas Party

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Lots of Graffiti here. Art Crimes.

All Your Base Are Belong to Us.......ummm ooookaaayyy. You tell me what it means???

Comets 'are born of fire and ice'

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Maybe we can start another website forum war with these guys! Welcome to Webrats, the world's largest non-work related forum community where over 30,000 slackers from around the world come to discuss all issues related to nothing in over 1 million posted discussions!
Non-workin slackers! I wish I could not work.

Very fun game. A little Tubin' On Lake Tyler!

Remember kids, don't stick your head under a horses ass!!!

I saw this on a site you put a link from Rich. Damn she got sum looong legs and an assss to boot!! Stacy Keibler Lap Dance!

Oh before I forget, I had a few more pics from snowboarding a couple of weekends ago!!!
Pic 1 Pic 2 Pic 3

K kiddies, got to go now. Adios.

Peace! Hoot23

Humpday Happenings

Im taking my final exam for my boating class tonight to get my Boating/PWC license tonight . It was actually a very informative class and I learned alot of stuff I never thought I needed to know . If you are a boater and have not gotten this yet , do it because they are going to be cracking down this summer . The only reason I got it was because we are planning a couple trips to Port Jeff on the skis and once you get into open water ..your fair game .

Time to shine ...

Crazy shootout on the Q Bridge last night . 2 officers were injured and the scumbag was shot dead .

The Top Ten Worst SNL Cast Members of All Time

Comic-book superhero chosen as school mascot

Yea, the game is really called "ball toucher." ..Im a fucking pro at this one

Brittney Skye is yummy for my tummy .

What are the biggest pet peeves at the workplace you ask ?

A lot of websites are starting to show up that make it easy for you to download embedded videos that are normally kind of tricky to save to your computer. Along with the main site in this post, you can check out this one as well

The latest edition of Jimmy Kimmel's hilarious Unnecessary Censorship segment

SportsCenter's list of the top ten mound charges ever, I love these !

Maggie Gyllenhaal's spanking scene from "Secretary" named Sexiest Moment on Film

You guys know that some fetishes are best left offline , Right ?

My Tuesday Tidbits

Nothing new to report so let's just get right to it ......

Forum member Rich G posted this yesterday ...How Gay are you ?

Umm is that you Professer Klump ?

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YEEE HAWW ! ...Man dies in mobile-home fire caused by indoor fireworks

You'll never guess what's on "Baseball's Best Burger" - It should be called the coronary counter !

For a little more than $12,000, you can purchase your very own wooden toilet throne, handcrafted from only the finest ash.

Here is the most shocking news story of the week ...

Just a little Smee break for you in the middle of the column today .

This guy really needs to get his priorities straight ...Food second dude !

From the same site ...Now THIS is the britney we all love .

For a lot of us, this is a throwback to simpler days. Do you remember all your countries?

Isaac "Chef" Hayes quits South Park, says he finally can't take religious hits anymore.

Reason 1 why premarital sex should be a requirement in all relationships

Ill throw ya a little Silvia Saint to end the day .

Happy Monday

Well we braved the weather yesterday and went to the New Haven St Patty's parade ...Big Mistake !

Now I dont want to sound like an old man here and I would never want to put anyone else down for getting drunk and having a good time at this event cause god knows I have done for years but you really cant even call this a parade anymore , Sure there are bands and marchers and stuff but that's where the similarities end because it has turned into an excuse to go out in public and get shitty drunk without be hassled by the cops !

When I used to go there were 3 sections of the parade route that people went to ..There was Upper Chapel ( where the people who were hard partiers went ) , Middle chapel - near Yale ( Where it was a mix of partiers and families) and then there was lower Chapel ( where it was family oriented ) but that has seemed to go away and it has become a free for all .

We got there about noon and got a good spot on the curb ( me , the wife and my kids) . Now there were partiers around us but everyone was pretty cool so we didnt get up and move . As soon as the parade started it was like the drunk switch got switched because there were people all in front of us and cutting off half of the road so the parade was reduced to half of the street . I must have told 50 people to move so my kids could see the parade until finally we left because anyone who knows me will tell you I would have gotten into about 40 fights If I didnt .

Picture 1000 underage drunk kids who it's obvious havent been drunk a whole lot in thier lives running and banging the drums during the parade , jumping on the floats ..It was mayhem .

Like I said I dont fault the kids for partying , but give us people who cant or dont anymore a little break because for us it's all about our kids enjoying the parade

BTW , The Soparano's fucking rocked last night !

Ok , Let's do this to this ....

Leaked video of Britney Spears giving birth ...Yikes !

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I didnt see who won "Flavor of Love " last night but here is the best Catfight Ive seen in while from that show.

How bout some Things overheard in Chicago

UConn got themselves a #1 seed in the tourney yesterday .

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We in the northeast are going to be overrun ...by caterpillars

How can such a simple game be so addictive?

Stephanie Eve is a hot piece of ass.

Happy Friday

Im tired so just a shortie today ....

My boys Pete & Sheehan are good friends that go " fishing" all the time out of state . They "fish " during the days but get bored at night because they have nothing to do . One magical evening they decided to grab the video camera and play a little American Idol with black duct tape ...THIS is what came of that chance encounter . ( Your Welcome Julie)

This guy is the luckiest , wimpiest man alive ...watch his reaction because it's fucking priceless.

Bob Marley's son shocks the world by admitting he smokes weed .

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From the Meancarlene file - "Police are saying a teacher text messaged a hidden code, but when you turn it upside-down, it becomes an inappropriate message." What is it?

Kimbo is the nastiest street fighter out there today and here's just another reason why .

Check out this sweet Reservoir Dogs movie poster... drawn using nothing but every single word from the original script. Be sure to zoom in, this kicks ass.

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Uma Therman and her super hot breasts.

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey now!!!

What a great time I had snowboarding last weekend. We ended up going to Bolton Valley Mountain in Vermont last Sat and we were riding in 3ft plus of fresh powder. Freakin' awesome!!!

Couple more for ya. Pic One. Pic Two.

Onward.

Buy lots of TDC Gear here. Hurry!!!

Kristi Yamaoka wasn't about to let a broken neck and concussion keep her school spirit down. Video included. Ouch!

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Vote for America's Best Restroom

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When you absolutely, positively have to get off the phone just remember to say Sorry Gotta Go.

You can't always judge a town by its water tower!

XXXChurch.com!!! The #1 Christian Porn Site. (It's not what you think.)

The coolest way for awesome people like you to connect with other awesome people! P.S. I'm Awesome!!! Trying....not... to...... laugh.......

It's the Super Seventies RockSite!

If your gonna attempt airborne stunts make sure your flying a stunt plane.

Act fast! They are going quick. Beat the rapture! Get your Wibbly Wobbly Jesus detector With free Satan finder now!

Scarface(The short version) NSFW(language) F#*k!!!

Sweet tits!

I love this site. Big boobs Alert.

Don't forget this Sunday. The New Haven St. Patrick's Day Parade will celebrate its 50th anniversary when the parade itself takes place on March 12, 2006 at 1.30. Always a drunkin good time!!

That is all this time kids. Tune in next week same Hoot time same Hoot channel.
Peace. Hoot23

My Humpday Happenings

My family enjoys going out to eat on occasion , We usually eat out about twice a week because of work constraints and the kids love it .

My question is ..What the fuck is going on at Olive Garden ????!@#

My wife likes it , I happen to hate it but we have tried to go there probably for the last month and everytime either we cannot find a fucking parking spot in the lot because it is soooo busy or when we do find one there is a 1 hour wait . It doesnt matter whether we get there at 2 in the afternoon , 11:30 am on a Sunday morning or 8 pm at night it's always the same ...Are they serving crack in thier food ?

I personally think it's garbage and cant see how everyone loves all that fake Italian food . I can picture the kitchen as no stoves , just stacks and stacks of microwaves with TV dinners in each one and they just dump them onto the plate with a basil leaf and out to the table it comes ...But my wife wants to eat there so I stomach it . Well I would if I could get through the front fucking door !

If anyone knows the Olive Garden mystery , PlEASE fill me in because I dont get it ?

Ok , Dont forget your Daily Column Merchandise people .

Here we go .....

Dana Reeve, wife of Christopher Reeve, dies of cancer at 44...How much can 1 family take , I feel bad for the kids .

A real life re-enactment of the intro to The Simpsons. ...very well done .

Since you guys had so much fun with the last movie quiz, we'll give part 2 a try.

Jesse Jane is one of the hottest porn stars today ...and We got her butt neeeekid on a beach .

About 1,200 people, including police and civic dignitaries, attended a memorial today at Ricoh Coliseum to pay their respects to Brigadier, the Belgian cross police horse

This is Almost sexy...... Almost

Much like the poster from a few months ago, this video has the names of several song titles hidden inside. How many can you find? ( I only got about 4 after watching it 4 times)

Ohhh Britney ...why do you torment yourself , you should be with someone ....like me?

Download links to 26 more free comedy albums ...lots of funny stuff on here

Massively Multiplayer Pong......Yea, it's real. Yea, it's as sweet as it sounds.

For those of you who missed it ...Jon Stewart's opening monologue at the Academy Awards

My Tuesday Stuff

I have changed the DC Gear and have changed the logo on some of the stuff , Take a look and buy some stuff ya cheap bastids !

I have a mini rant I'll save for tommorow .

Let's Do It ....

Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett passed away last night at 45.

Ladies and Gentlemen on the Daily Column , I would like to introduce the least patient kid ever ( make sure you watch at least halfway through when he trashes the room)

The only female Irom Maiden tribute band ...The Iron Maidens

Drome Duel - Race your little 4x4 around the track as quickly as possible

Ever wonder how to multitask while recieving oral sex from your woman ...Wonder no more mu good man .

A little tuesday conspiracy video ...Who really killed Kennedy and how was it related to 9/11 ?

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog heads to Chinatown to help them ring in the Chinese New Year...... Which happens to be The Year of the Dog

The Evolution Game - "Welcome to the Eocene - 55 million years ago. We will be following the life of a primate, something like Teilhardina belgica, and its descendants. You control how an individual behaves, but time passes quickly and we constantly jump forwards to one of your direct descendants. Where you go, what you eat, and how you use your senses will all affect the lives of your descendants. If you die before you mate then your line dies out and the game is over."

Why ....Red Roof Inn is looking like The Plaza compared to these .

This guy has taken Christmas card pictures at Sears for the last 10 years with a fake family. The best part of this, though, are the stories that go along with each card.

Monday Super Stuff

Well thanks goes out to JHazy for sending the 1st ( and only) TDC logo so far . It will be put to good use and maybe even on the T-Shirts .

Ok, It's about time a real movie won Best Picture at the super PC Oscars . Crash won for best picture last night and it was a well deserved win in my eyes , Now I didnt get to see all the nominees but I did see Brokeback and Syriana and Crash was far and away the best out of those 3 ..Good for the Oscars on making the right choice . All the rest of that shit in the show is insignificant to me so I dont even want to mention it .

Ok , Here we go ....

Another Brokeback remix ....Top Gun Style( thanks Chris )

Off Fark : Game: Start with an actor's IMDB profile (Nikki Cox in this case) and follow the links on their profile (movies or actors acceptable) to eventually get to a movie on IMDB's top 10 list.

Yah ...Foxnews is hot !

It's a chamber, and you must escape before it's too late!

Dont you think we should be working on lowering our crazy ass taxes instead of ....This ?

I dont think there is anything better than video of Humans struggling with pinatas

Who are The 100 greatest rock guitarists ..I got ya covered .

The Incredible Hulk... and the toys that make him angry

After sinking two three-pointers in the final game of her senior year on February 18, Kayla Alire joined her teammates on the bus heading home. She soon felt horrible stomach pains.

Like Calvin and Hobbes? Here's your chance to search through all (I think) of the comics throughout the years and have them displayed immediately

The Friday Project

I am looking for a few good designs for mthe T shirt cause apparently people dont like the size of the one I got enough to buy a shirt .So I have found out that you can put different designs on different products ...

So all you technically gifted people , Come up with your best TDC logo to go on some of our products and win an exsisting T shirt of your very own if I use yours. Make the funny , Make them cool ...Just make them and send them to me at Fowl444@comcast.net

Good Luck & Thanks

Hoot's Thursday Sugarbush Things

Hey all! As you are reading this I am on my way up to Tha Bush up in Warren, Vermont. Good ol' Sugarbush mountain for a few days of boardin n drinkin n lots of fun!!! I love snowboarding so much.

Shall we?

This is insane video. Wear your seatbelt!!!! Ouch!!!

I have not watched the show but I know Richie likes it so here you go Rich. Deal or No Deal.

Athlete Extrodinaire. This guy has got some talent.

They are a dying breed but they do live on. Payphone Project.

So Musical! The definitive music directory! Absolutely EVERYTHING about music, the largest collection of quality music sites on the internet. Quite the bold claim they make there but I have not really dug into the site so I don't fully know.

This is pretty interesting. Bit long but still cool. The Miniature Earth.

How much is inside?

America was founded by revolutionary ideals: The rejection of tyranny, the embrace of equality and the protection of "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit Of Happiness." But two hundred years later, what is the promise of America? This is an archive of 163 US Interventions, a multi-faceted catalogue of coups, humanitarian incursions, covert actions, proxy armies, freedom fighters/terrorists and multilateral offensives. Out of this legacy, a complex picture emerges.

No man, no law, no war can stop you. You are Powerfox!

Everybody have a good one. Off to play in VT.
See ya next week. Peace. Hoot23

Humpday Stuffenings

Have any of you ever heard of this total bullshit website called HollaBack NY ?

Well this is what it is in a nutshell : Holla Back NYC empowers New Yorkers to Holla Back at street harassers. Whether you're commuting, lunching, partying, dancing, walking, chilling, drinking, or sunning, you have the right to feel safe, confident, and sexy, without being the object of some turd's fantasy. So stop walkin' on and Holla Back: Send us pics of street harassers!

What these girls do is walk by guys and if they get a look or a word , they stop and take the guys picture then post it on this ridiculous website . They have an 83 year old man on there for saying "nice " to his buddy as a girl walked by ....NICE !?

What this website does is open itself up for loaded of speculation and hearsay and has absolutley NO credibility because what if a girl is mad a a guy friend , she could just post his pic and make up some shit that he did and this guys reputation is ruined ..Think people ...THINK .

Lets Rock & Roll .....

For all you who are thinking about getting XM radio and want to catch up with the Opie & Anthony show up till now , Welcome to OApedia.com - the Opie & Anthony encyclopedia

Here are some current American Idol contestants and thier famous look a likes.

I know it isnt the season but I cant wait till Halloween to post this ...A list of every haunted place in CT broken down by cities . ( there is every state for you non CT readers)

You miss Dancing with the Stars do you ..Well I got the perverted fans covered with a little Stacy

Here's another installment of the photo booth prank from Jay Leno's show

Hospital to spend $25,000 to find out which employee peed in his/her co-worker's toolbox.

The Style Guys review your away message

The folks at alienpanic.com have put together an interesting mashup by combining Toy Story 2 and Requiem For a Dream.

From the " We dont have better things to bitch about ? " file : Conneticut to implement elephant licensing but some people are just not happy.

Probably the best tip this pizza guy's ever gotten.

I spent about an hour playng this yesterday ...Tactical Assassin ( make sure you read the objectives for each mission because they change)