An observation ...not a rant .

So during my short time on Myspace , I met a bunch of people that read this page everyday and dont participate in our forums ...which is part of the reason I joined it . I got this mail from a certain gentleman that I wont say his name because he seems like a nice enough guy , but at 1st his mail to me kinda pissed me off ..here's that mail :

no offense, guy, but why are you doing this myspace thing? it's a teens and (young) twenties site. you're 35, married with kids, yada yada. just curious. one would think that you would've left this kind of stuff far behind.

(i actually registered here just to send this message. now i suppose i'll try and listen to my 22-year-old nephew's seattle-based band while i'm on. god, i hope i don't start coming here frequently... if so, i'll owe you an apology!)

So I responded to him and made it clear why I joined it even though I didnt really have to and he wrote me back with an email of " Good enough " .

Now my point is , why are people so worried about what everyone else does ? Live your own fucking life people and outside of your own family FUCK everyone else and what they do . Sure I like alot of people and get along with everyone I meet (sooner or later) but I could give a fuck if you were a member of the international sheep fuckers because that's your buisness .

Dont worry , Everything will make sense in time ...It's all a master plan .

Sorry , just a observation .

Ok , here we go ...

Now this is wierd one , a couple college roomates try to catch a guy jerking off in his room but the end has a little surprise to it

MAXIM's list of American's Most Whipped Athletes.

It's been 20 years since the Chernobyl disaster. Here's some pictures of the area showing how little has changed since then, and looking back on one of the greatest disasters of our time

A little girl did a science fair project in which she watered one plant with purified water, and another with microwaved water. The results are rather surprising

SportsCenter's Most Clichéd Catchphrase: The Tournament

The evolution of the Netflix envelope.

The Beastie Boys' original "Fight For Your Right (to Party)" video is legendary, but this one is better. Maybe because it involves girls lubing each other up

Super Communist Mario-This is a new twist on a classic theme.

From the makers of those sweet Scarface and Reservoir Dogs "script" posters, here's one of Bob Marley drawn using nothing but the lyrics from his "Legend" album

Johnny and The Moondogs (The Beatles), and other early names of popular bands

Hoot's Thursday Things

Welcome back Richie. Glad to see you had a great vacation. I have been on three cruises and loved each one.

What was I going to do???

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Oh yea, a little of this and that.......

Listen to songs backwards online.

It's the super arcade.

Beans were made for farting!

Ouch! This has got to hurt. Impaled by a pipe!

Killer chimps on the loose.

Ahhh a tribute to the breast and the brightest from our clueless leader Dubya.

Help this guy out!! One Billion Views.com - One step closer to winning lots of beer with every visitor.

Really drunk people are funny.

Woman Injured When Fish Jumps Into Boat, Hits Her Face

Not really sure if it is a game or what, but try Mushroom Life

Mmmmmm babe-a-licious

It is an old article but here are 13 things that do not make sense.

The official String Theory web site.

Galapagos Volcanoes Keep Tortoises on Their Toes

This is one way to get the message across. Dad shoots at computer, saying son spends too much time playing games

Browse the pantheons of the world, explore ancient myths, and discover Gods of everything from Fertility to Fluff with the fully searchable Holy Database Of All Known Gods. God Checker.com

Underdog. Where is he now?

Have a good one everybody!

Peace. Hoot23

The Bahamas SUCK !

As I said there was one thing that I didnt like on my vacation ( you know there was going to be something ) and it was Nassau , Bahamas .This was the worst place I have been on vacation and I dont see how people spend a week there when I really couldnt even spend more than 2 hours there .

First off all the people are fucking rude , And for a country that relies heavily on tourism as a main source of income , these assholes are doing nothing to bolster the numbers of people who want to come and visit . Sure they are nice to you when you 1st get off the boat and want you to do whatever it is they are trying to sell you or have you do but as soon as you turn these fucks down there is a immediate attitude and they just give a rude gesture and walk away in mid sentence .

In the 1st 4 minutes I was off the boat I was approached by no less than 15 people for things like horse and buggy rides , walking tours , cab tours and hair braiding and I got sucked in to getting my daughter hair braided right away . She wanted to do so we told the girl we only wanted 4 braids in her hair and she said no problem . You pay by the braid so she started and we had to stop her at 6 because me & the wife were talking and didnt realize she kept going . We told her no problem we would pay for 6 and she said " why dont you just do 10?" . We told her we didnt want 10 braids in her hair and her response was " well hurry up and get your daughter out of the chair so better customers can sit " ...I was so pissed there could have been fire shooting out of my nostrils but I was on vacation in another country so I didnt say a word .

We also went on a horse and buggy tour , which was actually nice and the guy was very nice to us ....but the tour was silly and $30 bucks for 10 minutes was stupid .

Overall If I ever went back there , I wouldnt be getting off the boat again and the best thing that can happen to Nassau in my eyes in a nice devasting hurricane come and wipe it clean ...FUCK EM !

Let's do this .....

Join MySpace and be my friend ...NOW !

And buy your fucking DC Gear ...I am waiting to see a shirt of mine on the streets .

If you're into paying too much for cheap beer, your life is going to get much better soon. Miller is going to start using those fancy self-cooled beer cans that draw the heat out of your beer using some kind of chemical reaction.

THIS IS AWESOME ..A women, in front of her high school daughter, whacks a teacher in the face after a PTA meeting.

Extremely useful free utilities that do specific jobs really well and save time and money

Well you wanted the match and you got it ...Robert D Nero VS Terrorists

National "Gas Temperature" Map - See what gas prices are around the country. Right click on individual counties for more accurate readings

It's that time of year again .....Ohh those crazy carnies

If you don't believe in God, listen as this guy proves his existence to you through the power of a banana

Cindy Margolis to pose for Playboy .......10 years too late

Im BACK !!!

Well Im back and I know Hoot has been talking all week about the crazy stories I was going to have and the rants I was going to have about things that happened on my cruise ...But I dont .

I had the time of my life , It was my 1st cruise and it definatley will not be my last . It was fantastic from the time we got on the boat to the time we got off . Disney doesnt miss a thing and the boat was unreal . 10 levels of fun with things to do ( and eat) at every corner , tons of theme parties and shows that blew my mind . We stopped in Nassau , Bahamas ( which I will get into in a bit) and Castaway Cay ( the disney owned island ) and the island was great . White sand beaches and crystal clear waters . Me & the kids snorkeled , we swam and had loads of fun .

Since it was my 1st cruise I never really experienced the "cruise " part of it , meaning the boat itself , and that was awesome . The boat is a little intimidating because of the size and when you get going it is truly a wonder all by itself . If you decide to go out on the deck at night it is a scary thing because there is literally pitch black for miles around and just this big boat in the middle .

All in All , we had a fantastic time and I will be booking my cruise for next year for the my family again real soon . Anne @ Adler travel did a great job in assisting us in our journey and enough thanks cant go out to her .

I will save my Nassau, Bahamas displeasure for tommorow ...and Ive got plenty to say so stay tuned

Ok , enough about me ....lets rock

Who benefits from high gas prices lately ? Pawnshops , that's who !

Ahh, the classics ....The old flour-in-the-hair-dryer prank

The following video is a helicopter tour of the Mississippi Gulf Coast 6 months after Hurricane Katrina. Oddly enough, it looks very much like the helicopter tour taken 6 days after Katrina.

CompuServe is censoring newsgroups..here's a list of them all .
( what the hell is this world coming to when alt.sex.fetish.robots gets censored?)

3rd World Farmer is basically social commentary in a game format. Even though you can't win, you can work hard and hope to earn chickens, shovels and even a plow.

Record for world's largest pillow fight now stands at 3,659 people ...no seriously !

An ENTIRE video compilation, consisting solely of animals stealing shit ..I gotta ask ...WHY ?

Handy Windows keyboard shortcuts you never knew about

SeeMeRot.com ....... The Internet has sunk to a new low

See ya Tommorow !

Hoot's TGIF

What up!

Tis Friday again and the weekend is here.

Is it beer thirty yet? It is somwhere!!!

Let's get it going.

Ahhh nothing better than watching paint dry.

This dog hates someone.

This is the best college ever. Juggy Academy.

Transgendered chicken baffles animal experts.

A delayed easter gift.

Place your bid to eat off this chick's ass.

Credit Card Guitar Picks

That is a whole lot of pot.

This is pretty cool but kind of freaky at the same time. Robot carries girl.

If sex with students wasn't enough for teachers some are resorting to bribing their students.

What is your greatest wish?

Mmmm Shay Laren!

Dog gets stuck in a pipe.

This is great. Midgets kick boxing.

Buddhist Sand Art

An exclusive look into the future. First Daughter Suri Cruise checked herself into rehab this morning.

Junior Hockey Fight

Dude, I don't care what kind of parlor trick you can do, stop wasting the beer!

Miller to introduce self-cooling beer cans next year.

Have fun with some Dry Ice Bombs.

And God said.................Let There Be Porn!

Richie sent me a pic from the cruise ship. Looks like he is having fun.

Well that wraps up my week covering for Richie. I can't wait for Monday to hear what craziness Richie had with his vacation. I will be back next Thursday. Till then adios.

Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey now!

What a beautiful couple of days we have had here in Connecticut. No rain and nice and warm.

I wonder if Richie is seasick yet?

I know I posted this yesterday, but I am going to put it here again today to honor National High Five Day! National High Five Day falls on the third Thursday in April every year. This year it takes place on April 20th. It is the fifth annual National High Five Day, and will undoubtedly be the best of all time, provided that you, yes you, go out and give as many damn high fives as humanly possible on April 20th.

Women must be jealous of this guy. Idaho man struggles to reach 100 pounds.

This guy is gooood. The Absolute King Of Billiard Trick Shots.

Ok this is not the best chick fight ever but still, it's chicks fighting!

Get your pizza air lifted in. If you live in Alaska that is.

Need a face slimmer? Enjoy water salad? Get these or any of "The Many Strange Products That Come From Japan"

Want to have fun with the general public? Then try the Push or Pull Prank.
Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa.

A Men's Room Monologue and we follow that with The Ladies Room Monologues.

Forget about Tom Cruise and all his craziness with scientology. Come join me and pray before the head of 'Bob'. Of the many True Oracles, none are more profound than the Mystical Smoking Head of 'Bob'. Not even the Severed Head of Arnold Palmer can penetrate the veils of bulldada protecting the Norms from the Terrifying Truths and Puzzling Evidence.
Concentrate and ask a Yes or No Question
Oh By The Frop Of His Pipe, Grant Me Vision!

FemJoy's Sexy Model

Damn she got some cans!

Ahh the Milf Next Door!!!

I am going to end my column here because Rich G, one of our readers and regular forum members sent me a column of his own to post. His will follow below.

Only one more day of me, then I am back to once a week postings.

See everyone tomorrow. Peace. Hoot23

Rich G's first column.

As I said in my column above, Rich G, a regular in the forums sent me a column. So here it is. Thanks for the help Rich. Nice job.

This is my first column so to all you who brave the forums, please feel free to critique.

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Costco customers.

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the family's groceries has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it could not happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen FEBRUARY 4th, 9th, twice on the 15th and again
just yesterday and very likely this upcoming weekend.

Again - please be aware .

Take a daily column, some beer and add some Haiku and what do you get? Well the Beer Haiku Daily of course.

Have you ever heard of Charikot, Dolakha? Neither have I, but it is the birthplace of this Bizarre Baby.

Ever been caught starring at your friend’s girlfriend’s chest? Try out this Game.

I have seen some pretty cool models in my day but these models take the cake.

As always, get your TDC Gear.

I love taking my Jeep out and going four wheelin. It sucks that there are no “legal” places to off road in CT. That’s why I want to go where there is sand. But I don’t think I would be as lucky as This Guy.

Political Quiz anyone? Find out how left of center you are.

I’m a road rage type of guy. About the only thing I haven’t done is jump out of the car. People just have no idea how to drive. Ladies, I’ll say sorry in advance, don’t use blinkers. The elderly 65+ think 30mph is an acceptable speed when entering the freeway. And we red blooded men think yellow lights are no where near red. They are pure green to us. Some people make their own way. Like this guy.

Lastly since it seems to be a Daily Column staple, here is some Lollipop Action.

Have a Great day. Rich G

Hoot's Wanderlust Wednesday

Hello again TDC'ers!!!

Let's do it.

It was 100 years ago yesterday that the city of San Francisco had quite the rude awakening.

See live animations of geophysicist's re-creations of great quake of 1906

Gotta love neighborhood kids who lend a hand.

Greenpeace said Tuesday in a new report that more than 90,000 people were likely to die of cancers caused by radiation from the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, countering a United Nations report that predicted the death toll would be around 4,000.

It is getting to be wedding season. Here are ways to have a cheap wedding!

Watch out for that pole!

Man killed in cigarette accident.

Holdin It down. This guy goes nuts on a car. (NSFW due to language)

Have you ever wondered what is Absinthe?

Global Rescue

Midget breakdancers may be small, but their pops and locks are just as big as anyone else's.

Man the USA is full of prudes. We don't even make the Top Ten Most Sexually Active Countries.

So that everyone is prepared, remember tomorrow is National High Five Day!

How high is this driver???

Suicidal Man Accidentally Falls to his Death

Bored? You can always spank your monkey!

Till tomorrow.

Peace. Hoot 23

Hoot's Two for Tuesday

Love me. Hate me. You're stuck with me for the rest of the week.

I just can't wait for Richie to come back with some sort of story involving him and a certain mouse getting into some sort of fiasco where Richie pulls his head off and ruins it for all the kids.

Shall we do this?

No you silly monkey, lift my tail up first. Horny monkeys. Heh heh, the little guy is always the ballbreaker.

Everbody run for your lives. It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

This is the best game ever. Twisted Nipples!

Wow, there is a lot of disrespect going on to the American Flag in our own country . Most of those on the list are are done all the time.

It's Numa Numa Lego style.

Find all your Numa Numa versions here.

The first Two for Tuesday

Teens allegedly throw feces through drive-thru window. The best part is the youths have been charged with mischief over $5,000, assault with a weapon and administering a noxious substance. Ha ha, administering a noxious substance.

How does your crushed back feel numnuts? Maybe you should have used a bigger umbrella!

A good whipping and painted eggs combine for Czech Easter.

Ask the fruitcake lady.

WTF? An elderly heart patient was kicked off a bus in the rain for carrying a can of paint.

Oh the Easter Bunny has a hardon now. Jelly beans among supplements to be studied for effectiveness in improving exercise performance and warding off fatigue after exercise.

It's true. Bert is evil!

Ohh sweet hallelujah. Jump for joy. Experts are working on hangover-free drinks that will get you merry - but with no regrets.

Mmm more sweetness. Ben & Jerry's Black & Tan Ice Cream.

And the second Two for Tuesday

See ya tomorrow.

Peace. Hoot23

Bon Voyage

Well as you may or may not know but Im going on a well deserved vaction this week . Me & The Wife will be taking the kids down to Orlando and will be going on the Disney Cruise .

A couple articles on the cruise by passengers.

We are going on the 5 day cruise and it is the 1st cruise of any kind for us , we are very excited !

So Hoot will be covering for me while Im gone and if you need anything just come into the forums and PM him whatever you need or want to have submitted for posting. He will take anything he can get because coming up with a week's worth the material is no easy task .

I will definatly NOT be checking in so I will have no control ( I hate that feeling) all next week . Im hoping some of my Inner Circle of forum members will step up and help Hoot out .

I wasnt going to put together a column today and just let Hoot do the whole week but I checked to the column this morning ( the 1st day of Hoot's reign) and there wasnt anything ,So I put this together before I am leaving for my flight .

Dont forget to visit my MySpace page , I changed it around a bit so there are some things that are new .

I'll see you guys next week

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey now!!

No chit chat. Let's do it!

Top 'o' tha mornin to ya!

This guy is nuts!

Nice cones.

Another rapper shot dead. Police Say Dead Rapper Proof Fired First.

This is a cool website. Click around to see all the effects. The Silent Hill web page.

Pornstar pranks!(no nudity)

25 years ago yesterday the Space Shuttle Columbia was the first shuttle to fly into space.

Now this is the way to get plastered! Russian guy drinks a full bottle of vodka in 1 chug.

I like to lend a helping hand. Here you go Rich. Stuff for your Myspace profile.

Richie I think this guy gives your german computer gaming coniption fit guy a run for his money. X-box live brings out the best in people! (NSFW due to language) I love when he gives the tv the bird! HA! HA!

Yee haw ma. We dun hit tha jakpot!!! 12 Drums of Grease: Bear Bait Hunting or Make Soap/Candles

I know Richie would not post this, so for those that like Howard here is Carmen Electra on the Sybian!

The number of people with medical problems linked to the 9/11 attacks on New York has risen to at least 15,000.

U.S. jury hears 911 cockpit tape

This was pure comedy at first but made my head hurt by the end. Paris Hilton sings Happy B-day to Heff.

Exotic Coach unveils yet another exclusive luxury vehicle. Presenting the LimoJet.™ A one-of-a-kind custom jet converted into the utmost unique limo experience.

Catapult parachuting???

Summer is coming. I love the beach!

Don't forget to drink your milk!

That is it for today. Everyone have a Happy Easter!

Peace. Hoot23

Tuesday Plugs

Longtime reader Chisto is a writer and I met him on my new love MySpace . He told me he wrote a book and wanted to go the Grass Roots way of promoting it . Now you know I will always use this forum to help out any of our readers and this time is no exception . Please check out the link and buy a copy if you feel it's something that may interest you , here are Chisto's words he wrote me in an email :

What to say about it though? um.....it's a book about my own experiences in a mental ward as a teen and the reactions have been amazing.....um.......let me see....think think....I"m a frickin writer and I can't think of what to say.....damn....

A long time daily column fan self publishes a novel that is hailed as one of the most powerful stories to come out in years..

And the Link to the book is HERE .

Ok , shortie cause I got to work early ...

Daily Column Gear , Get your Daily Column Gear here .

The Drinking Man's Survival Guide, A Photo Essay

As a public service, the folks at Goodyear would like to show you how not to change a tire.

TechEBlog's Top 20 Strangest Gadgets and Accessories

This hockey check is just brutal. Apparently it's from the 16 and under nationals. At least the guy on the receiving end manages to drop his gloves before folding for good.

The good Lord is all about kicking ass and taking souls

After this, grocery store stockboys everywhere will start expressing themselves through the gift of can.

Dodge the bullet by clicking the gun when the shot is fired to dive out of the way.

Ohhh Tyra , You silly goose

The Tyra Banks show .....Has anyone actually tuned to watch this pile of dogshit show ?

This has to be the most self indugence piece of crap I have ever seen, It seems to always be about Tyra and fuck the guests , I actually caught it twice so far and both times it has been a train wreck . The other day she had a show about fears and of course 3/4 of the show was about Tyra's fear of ..
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DOLPHINS !@#$%%@@

Umm Tyra , In the real world people actually have real fears like heights, afraid to go outside because they might get sick but Self loving Tyra is afraid of dolphins ! I have the easy cure for you Tyra ....ready ...Dont go in the water . There you go problem solved now where's my fucking medical degree because I am a genius !

So they have to send her on a free trip to Sea World to conquer her fears of these things . You know what Im afraid of palm trees , can I get a free trip to Hawaii to conquer my fear ? Im also afraid of driving in a ferrari while Pamela Anderson gives me oral sex so can that be arranged because Im afraid of that too .

I can see it now , Tyra is walking down rodeo drive shopping and a dolphin runs up behind her ...NO , dont go in the water and the fear is gone

Ahhh , Stupidity surrounds me ....

The worst tech gadgets of 2006... so far

These photos show two U.S. Marine Corps KC-130 Hercules aircraft firing flare salvos and making those normally unseen wing tip vortices spectacularly visible. There are also some videos of this effect that can be found here

The next target on the South Park radar: Family Guy. Last Week, Matt and Trey finally used Cartman and the gang to express their disdain for Seth MacFarlane's creation, which probably jumped the shark near the end of last season.

One year later (and with the Masters over), now is probably a good time to revisit one of the greatest golf shots you will ever see in your life.

Wow , Man gets $218 trillion phone bill

This tiny robot sculpture appears to have an almost human joint structure, as seen in these various poses

The All-Time Top Ten Viral Videos

Best, worst places to live? ...here they are .

Stephanie Eve, Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week

My Monday Ramblings

The MySpace thing is alot cooler than I thought it was going to be . I have gotten in contact with people I havent seen in 15 years so in that sense it's good . But there are some negative things about it , It seems to me that alot of people on here really care what people think and say about them .

I'll give you an example :

Now I am just learning how to do certain things on this and getting my feet wet . My page is pretty good so far but I thought it needed a little personal touch with pics of me & my friends so I posted a funny pic ( or at least I think it is ) of me & my boys on vaction in Emerald Isle in doingers . We went out , bought them , had funny iron ons put on the crotches and all put them on and wore them for a night of drinking after the kids went to sleep for the wives ...OK , look at the frigin pic already .

I had no second thoughts about posting it because it shows who I am in real life , A person who just doesnt give a shit what anyone thinks or says about me and Im secure enough in myself to put myself out there on a daily basis and let uptight people think and make decisions about anything I do or say if they choose to but you wont believe how many people wrote me saying things like " are you crazy posting that pic of yourself ?"

And this is the point im trying to make that alot of people might say they are open and dont care but when it comes right down to it they wont have the balls to just , for a better sakes " Let it all hang out "

We got people right here in the forums who say " Ya , Im an asshole and dont care...deal with it " . But when it comes right down to it , these people are the MOST uptight people you would ever wanna meet in "real" life .

I say relax , dont worry about other peoples opinions and be yourself . Sure it might open you up to be the butt of jokes sometimes but you have to be a good sport about it and fire back ...It will make your "being you" transformation a whole lot easier .Good Luck !~

Ok , let's do it ....

Finally, the truth about Gatorade is revealed. It makes me wonder exactly what "electrolytes" are

A Well-traveled shamrock sees soldiers home safely

If you need to be convinced not to stick things up your peepee hole, I suggest watching this

This actually isn't a real baby, but rather a freakishly detailed doll known as a "reborn."

Wal-Mart's plans for world domination include running its own bank

“Wow your ass is like a big hungry mouth,” and other memorable porn quotes

Screw those old cocktail table games, I want a damn Novo Table!

Scientist creates mathematical formula for the perfect ASS !

News reports involving grass are boring. News reports involving ass are not.

Meet Justin Zee online poker pro. Pro at using multiple accounts in tournaments

Skater's Jaw vs. Hard Concrete Floor...I know who Im voting for .

Boob Bubbles ..Ok , so it isnt the hardest game to play but I am still playing right now .

MySpace Friday

Well I did it !

I finally made myself a MYSPACE account . I started it yesterday and it's a work in progress so bear with me , Take a look and add me or request me or whatever the fuck it is you do to get on each other's lists .

This is my account link : http://www.myspace.com/fowl444

Ok , lets do this .....

Eight Sure-Fire Entertainment Fiascoes That Unexpectedly Succeeded

Is there anything hotter than a Catholic school coed, dressed as a trailer park bride, hitting a beer bong?

You seem to keep on dropping your laptop ...no problem .

Brain Drop is simple. Just use the left and right arrow keys to drop the gold ball down to the bottom of the rows without dropping any silver balls

A lesson in the proper uses of ejaculatory slang

Seventy-four bone fragments found around Ground Zero

The Top 10 Greatest Imposters in History

Allianz Arena is a soccer stadium (to be completed this year) in Munich that's wrapped in a translucent skin so the entire exterior of the stadium can be illuminated many different colors.

And then there's a Lego version...

The 2006 NFL regular season schedule released

I guess that's one way to make sure your dog's electric collar is working

Gilles Trehin is an autistic 28-year-old. Since the age of 12, he has been designing an imaginary city called Urville

South Carolina Senate votes to let the boobies run free

Remember kids: The Easter Bunny will fucking kill you.

This page demonstrates the time required to figure out passwords based on the types and number of characters used. You might want to consider changing your passwords after reading this

Humpday Happenings

Has anyone seen that show on VH1 "I Love Toys" yet ?

I fucking love it and think it's great . I just sit there and it brings me back to when I was a kid and toys actually meant something to you when you got them . This show has everything from G.I Joe's to Colorforms to Light Brights . It was when toys were toys .

It's kida sad nowadays that the kids really dont have things like this around because of the times the god damn toys now , you need a degree just to open the damn box . I got old school yesterday and after watching that show , I got my son and we headed out to Toys R Us and I bought him the new version of Rock Em Sock Em robots . I told him it was a really fun game and we would play it as soon as we got home . Let me tell you what a disgrace this piece of shit was compared to the original . The robots were little , the head popping action was awful and the plastic was flimsy .

They just dont make anything like they used to .

Buy some new and improved TDC Gear .

Here we go ...

This is for Starzdream .... Wal-Mart pledges to help small retailers

At last, the perfect iPod skin has been created

Stev-O gets humped by an elk

Learning English has never been so sexually awkward

Here we go , Im sure the shitheads at the NAACP will be claiming racism with this one ....Study finds more ads for fast food on BET than on other TV stations

Patently Silly takes a look at some of the more absurd patents issued by the US Patent and Trademark Office.

The Top Ten Weirdest Keyboards Ever

NBC's Katie Couric may have reached deal to anchor CBS Evening News

The official teaser trailer for The Simpsons movie, due out in 2007

Magneto Syndrome is the latest "escape the room" type of game to come our way

Would a little CASSANDRA LYNN help today ?

A Sad Day in life of a once proud partier

I'll tell you how sad it has gotten and how old I have become .

The wife and kids went away this weekend to visit relatives in Washington DC and I couldnt go because of work . I though it was going to be a great weekend filled with poker tourneys and drinking till dawn ...wrong !

Friday I worked , Umped West Haven - Branford then got some food and was asleep by 7:30 ...wait , it gets better . Saturday I umped Ansonia- Stratford and Derby - Thomaston in the morning , got home and power washed my house . painted my trim and was in the house for good by 5pm .

Is that not that saddest thing you have ever heard ? Just dont have it in me anymore to go out and party like I used to .

Lets Do It ....

The Man Show was the shit back in the day .

Umm , Can you say " Get a frigin LIFE ! "

Wanna test your Blood Alcohol level cause you think you might have had enough ....Do it here , Or here

Check out the Bourbon Street webcams ..inside the bars .

Excuse me clerk , There's a severed penis the the microwave and now I cant heat up my burrito .

The Package - Solve this bomb caper in 15 minutes of less, else have your brains splattered all over the walls

If you consider Donnie Baseball to be the Greatest Living Ballplayer — and who doesn't? — you'll be picking one of these up, too.

Stacy Keibler Screenshots: Divas Do New York

10 Things Your Movie Critic Won't Tell You

College Concert Fees for Over 400 Bands/Performers — Hootie & The Blowfish are listed as "generally available" for $100K. Ya don't say.

Your Guide to the Corporate Crapper: Part I , And here's Part II if you didnt get enough "shit" out of the 1st article .

The Monday PreGame

WOW , What a fantastic weekend we had here in CT . Plenty of sunshine , decent temps and biker gang killings ....ahh , the summer .

Here we go ....

I changed some of the TDC gear around a little ...buy some today .

Poor Kyle Benson is going to get taken to the cleaners by soon to be ex wife Anna Benson , If you dont think so just check out her webpage's intro.

But she is very , very hot !

Limited Edition Postcards: Super Heroes on the Toilet

Tornado hits downtown Indy right as outdoor final four concert finishes. (With pic of skyscraper damage)

Play Bomb Wars ...I will kick your ass in this and can too with multiplayer capabilities ( just PM if you wanna get smoked)

Ok , If this is not the funniest thing you are going to see all day today then I want a job with you cause I laughed for about an hour .

The next big spectator sport, according to ESPN?..... Dominoes

Wikipedia's comprehensive list of words and phrases coined on The Simpsons

HOLY SHIT ....ladies dont look unless you ...well just dont look !

The hazards of office dating

Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook?...Dane is the fucking man if this is true !

Are you ready? Are you ready? Lets get it on!