Too True Humpday

Ok , Stereotypes ...Most of us use them on a daily basis but are too embarrassed to talk about them out loud to anyone but we can tell what your thinking when you think it . Me , I have no problem letting you guys in on my daily thoughts and happenings , even if it might be a little off tilt .

Stereotyping is something we all have done and still do , for example : You see a Chinese guy with a camera , it makes you think "stupid tourist " or a black person eating a slice of watermelon automatically think "typical" ...dont say you peole dont !

So during the day I am an Estimator for a fence company and my job brings me to all parts of CT , which I love because it is total freedom . Now just recently I had a call for a lady named Peroline Queenie Washington ( no , im not kidding) from New Haven . So I call her and you can just tell what kind of call it's going to be by the way she was talking so I tell her I will meet her at her house at 9:45 am and she says ok .

Now I am in the middle of a place white people shouldnt be but I have no worries or quams about things like this , I never have , So I pull up to the house and there it was .....My point about the Stereotyping come true . On the porch was Queenie dressed in a huge african head wrap , a housecoat , high heels and .....ready ....eating a bucket of fried chicken ...at 9:30 in the morning . I was dying on the inside laughing but I didnt let it out . As I walked up she directed me to the backyard and told me to follow her there , She picked up her chicken bucket and to the backyard we went . She kept stumbling because the high heels in the hilly backyard just didnt seem to work , but the best part was all the while we were walking she kept on eating the chicken and throwing the bones directly over her head on the ground in her own backyard .

All in all , I was in comic overload and gave her a quote and got in my car to laugh before I had a cardiac arrest . Sometimes Stereotypes are too funny because there is always someone who proves them to be right on .

Now I know some of you are going to find this racist or wrong , but it's just an observation and seeing I probably am the only one to come out and say this to this many people you can tell that I really dont care about the way I come off anymore ...

Ok , Time to Burn ....

See , I knew it . did you know that the smurfs were communists?

Gotta love the good Chick Fight!

Watch a guy pour salt on some sort of vibrating table contraption which then forms different patterns at various frequencies( this is pretty cool)

Freaks write contract in blood, fight over it 2 years later, bring it to court

A guy taking his brand new motorcycle out for a disastrous first spin. This one manages to keep his bike in one piece for almost 4 seconds.

Lesbian Pulp Fiction From the 50s and 60s

Looking for a guy online ladies ? How bout one who makes 7 figures ? ...Dont ever say I dont do anything for the DC women .

A film dealing with the relative size of things in the universe, and the effect of adding another zero.

State fires lifeguard for having a web site with beach safety advice

Another Jenna bangfest ....your welcome Skittle

Happy after Memorial Day

I hope everyone had a great long weekend . I actually had a best of both worlds day yesterday because in the morning I got to march in the parade in west haven with my soccer team ( it was nice to see so many DC faithful there ) and then in the afternoon I was all set to take the ski out and the battery was shot

I have a very funny story for tommoroe where im sure some of you will take offense to it but tune in tommorow to hear it .

Let's do it ...

The ten craziest hairdos in professional sports

Here are the The 10 Beers We Love to Hate but still drink.

Staying with this subject , Here are The 50 Worst Beers, as rated by thousands of beer enthusiasts at RateBeer.com

Groupietunes.com is a website for those not so mainstream bands and thier ringtones (download the featured artist , you wont regret it)

Nothing better on a tuesday than some Virtual Head

The Infinite Mosaic...You can click around for hours and not see the same pic twice .( you need shockwave to view)

Google has special logos for Arthur Conan Doyle's Birthday, Mother's Day, and Persian New Year...but not Memorial Day?

Color Box, a color theory game . I didnt think I could get any more stupid ...I was wrong.

A massive 32 foot long, fully functional electric guitar has been made by a team of builders

Welcome to QuoteGeek.....4889 quotations and counting!

Happy Memorial Day

Not my work , but it was very well put together on frenchspot.com. Have a Great Memorial Day people .

We walked among the crosses
Where our fallen soldiers lay.
And listened to the bugle
As taps began to play.

Thanks for what you've given
No one could ask for more.
May you rest with God in heaven
From now through evermore.

Hoot's Thursday Things

'Mules' Sneaking More Drugs Across Border

Nice tackle!

Destroyed in 9/11 attacks, first rebuilt skyscraper opens.

While more than four years after the tragedy one building near WTC still entombs toxins, remains.

This gives a new meaning to the term Maggot Head. Man that is nasty.

Chavez One, Bush Zero

They're back! Clerks 2 Trailer.

Your portrait painted like a propaganda poster.

A car that slows you down.

This girl really gets into her webcam action!

Private Party at the Burj Al Arab

To leap from a burning building.

Women Get Drunk, High and Addicted Easier Than Men

Nice face plant!

How will you die?

Blacklight reactive ink is a great way to have a tattoo that no one can see but under the blacklight or to add a little something special to trip out your friends.

The Ten Most Expensive Homes In The U.S. 2005

The MySpace Legion Of Extraordinary Stupid Hair Super Heroes!

I know all of you were looking for this one. How to host an orgy!

This game sucks.

Adios friends. Peace. Hoot23

My Wednesday nothingness

Lets see .... American Idol , nah

Bin Laden , nah

Barbaro , who gives a shit

Ahhh I got nothin !

Let's Go .....

Choose your sample, create your subtitles, send to your friends...Make your own Bollywood films with the dialogue of your choosing.

It seems Britney Spears was caught in a crying fit at a restaurant , maybe it was her outfit ( with pics)

Wanna see every park or stadium in every major sport , ya can have it all in one spot ...THIS ONE .And for those Stadiums outside the USA , THIS link is for you .

Oops. The BBC mistook a cab driver for a prominent MP3 expert and put him on the air. Happens to the best of us!( the guys face is priceless)

Joe Pesci responds to some everyday questions with the typical level-headed charm we've come to expect from him.

Around 100 animal-rights campaigners stripped naked in central London on Sunday to protest the use of traditional bearskin hats worn by British military guards on ceremonial parade...Of course there are pictures silly.

Unfortunately this clip is exactly what it looks like. Some dude wraps his dick in tin foil, and then, uh, plugs himself in. Seriously, what the fuck?

A musical realization of the motion graphics of John Whitney as described in his book "Digital Harmony". More about this calm shit here .

I love it ...Vinny T from "The Furniture Guy" tries selling mattresses

Human skull discovered on rooftop of tire service shop

For MeanCarlene - A comprehensive list of 80's music videos on YouTube

Tuesday Tidbits

Lots of funny entries yesterday for the picture contest , keep them coming because you still have 3 more days before the contest ends to win that Daily Column T Shirt .

** To all my Wednesday guys in softball , call me if you are NOT coming because I need a head count **

Sorry , It's really the only way .

Let's Do it ...

Navtones, the software program that delivers navigational voice commands from the likes of celebrities like Mr. T., is finally available

San Fernando High School won Verizon Wireless' "Rock Ur Skool" contest. Their prize? They got to hear Fergie absolutely butcher, destroy and then pee on Sweet Child O' Mine... and it's on video.

Employees with multiple tattoos and piercings find it hard to fit in at work

Nothing Toxic's Top Ten Punches to the Face

Big Brother in other countries is NOTHING like the US version

Lawyer sues restaurant for faxing him daily specials

Ya gotta love the Fresh Prince old school shit ...I Do .

Ever wonder how your socks feel in the dryer? Play this Game and get a pretty close comparison.

Victoria Thornton, Playboy Co-Ed of the Week

IRS accepts TurboTax defense as excuse for taxpayer's screwed-up tax return

Picture Contest Time

Finally a decent Sopranos last night and thank god the gay angle is over , I think it's going to be a bloody end to the season .

I am going to try and do a Picture Contest this week but Im going to change the prize up a little . In the past I would let you guys who won write thier very own column to be published but that doesnt seem to work out that good because only a small handful ever send a column in so here is what we are going to do for the winner ...The winner of this contest will recieve a Daily Column T-Shirt , So get those creative juices flowing and think of the funniest quote to this :

There will be a thread set up in the forums for entries ...GOOD LUCK !

Here we go ...

XM Satelite Radio is killing the competition in every way ...including technology ( which they are so far advanced in they cant even see the little doggie company anymore) , And here's another reason why they are the best Satelite company around.

If you're one of the grillions of people hopelessly addicted to Guitar Hero, this should make your day. The program will read your Guitar Hero disc and play back the songs while showing a scrolling view of the notes along with an animated fret board. There's a speed control too, so you can slow down hard parts of the song until you're ready to try them at speed

UFO crashes off coast of South Africa...no really .

Tumbler : Just see how far you can get without puking.

Jessica Simpson , Aww soooooo close .

Hidden deep within Egypt... is the worst theme park on the entire planet.

Top 10 Well-Kept Automotive Secrets

A nice career retrospective for everyone's favorite weatherman.

Gwigle: It gives you the Google results, you have to guess what the search term was

My Friday Stuff

I have been getting alot of emails asking about the new site , so here's the story :

I was all ready to switch over and have the site hosted by Blogger and do it up my way , but I really am not crazy about Blogger and would rather keep and update our little site here . The only problem with that is I cant get in touch with Peter to relinquish the acsess ( peter is very forgetful sometimes) to me so I can start the updating and changing the things I want changed . I have alot of very good idea's such as a Bulliten Board for all to post events on , New Fonts and links , Merchandise links and so on but none of that can get done without acsess so I wait with the old look ....for now

Stay Tuned

Here We Go ....

FBI agents dug up a field on a horse farm near Detroit yesterday in an effort to solve the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa

STICKICIDE - See how many times you can kill your stick figure before time is up. Different methods are worth different amounts of points

Adult Swim is now streaming episodes of their best shows

Fox's "The O.C." closed its third season Thursday with a deadly twist. Marissa Cooper, played by Mischa Barton, was killed in a car crash.

CRACKED Graduation Special: How to Ace Your First Job Interview

Google Trends allows you to compare up to 5 topics to see what people have been searching for over time.

Ewww ...

The Man Show: Jimmy and Adam's Museum of Annoying Women

All 360 degree panoramas from around the world

Bas Rutten , He attacked a fighter last year while interviewing him ...and now he has done it AGAIN ( thank god )

more of some fights ...This guy goes down pretty fast, one swift punch to the face and hes sprawled out on the ground!

Alright , 1 more fight ...This girl gets the shit beaten out of her, she doesn't fight back at all. One guy even kicks her in the head while she's down!

And a little porn to finish the week ...

Ya cant go wrong with Girl on Girl action , can you ?

The best blowjob ever

Jenna Lewis from Survivor with her hoohoo's hanging out

Next Door Nikki's Hot Webcam Pics.

Hoot's Thursday Things

Well Rich I know you bust on hippies all the time but lo n' behold the hippies win the Amazing Race. See hippies are not that bad after all.

Think you have what it takes to win the race? Apply here.

Erica Chevillar a West Boca Raton, Florida high school teacher who posed for revealing photos on a web site will not face any discipline, a school district official said Thursday. A couple of pics of her here. And this is her bikini team site where she goes by the name Erica Lee. Damn she is hot!

Nowadays, the Web is all about being social. We have social bookmarking, social photo sharing, and social browsing. So it's not a big surprise that now we can also enjoy social music listening, courtesy of Last.fm. Here is the Last.fm site. Thanks to my friend Phlixx for sending me this link.

Check out the bum on this chick... or... is it a chick?

Lick n bowl.

Iraqi's and BIG GUNS don't mix!

This is funny:

Find more here.

Three medium-sized planets of roughly the same mass as Neptune have been discovered around a nearby Sun-like star, scientists announced.

Every hand drum on Amazon.

Karl Marx Paddleball.

A series of unfortunate events!

Do you want to grab my boobs?

America is too uptight about nudity. They would never show this on the US version of Big Brother.

Until next time.

Peace. Hoot23

Just an Update

Just an update on yesterdays column about the decoy police car ,The car is gone !

That's right , something that has been working over the past month has been ruined by the stupid New Haven Register because they needed to fill the paper with more useless shit . Well it looks like more little havana drag racing on Friday Nights down at the boulevard .

Ok , let's go ...

All women should carry thier pocketbooks like this .....I know I would if I was a female.

Worldmapper is a collection of world maps, where territories are re-sized on each map according to the subject of interest

I love the "How to catch a Predator" on dateline , but this one has got to be the worst guy ever ! ( as a parent you have to be in awe )

Let's just say some people get what they deserve ...and this guy got it .

Richard Hatch gets 4 years in prison ...I'll bet he doesnt walk around here naked .

On his way to work, Bob flipped off a bus full of kids and nearly ran down a group of nuns, but he didn't care. In his pocket was redemption.

You just gotta love Dancing Accidents , But where are all the brotha's in this montage ?

A science experiment determines that Viagra keeps flowers from wilting

Last Night Astro's pitcher Springer hits Bonds with pitch, then gets an ejection and a standing ovation

CollegeSexAdvice.com took some of your Mom's ancient, nagging instructions and updated them to apply to your current sex life

Jenna Jameson / Brittney Andrews ...need I say more ?

The Register ...tsk,tsk,tsk

My bad yesterday , The Yankee Jersey thing was written by Paul Katcher and I forgot to put it in at the end...Hey , it was late !

Ok back to the regular stuff ...

How stupid is the New Haven Register ?

Over the past couple weeks NHPD has been parking a decoy police car on the side of the road to try and stop all the drag racing and deadly speeding that has occured in the past month on this strip of road . Well on today's front page , the paper has this headline " Decoy Car helping to slow down speeders on Boulevard " ....HUH, WHAT? ?!?

Why the fuck would you come out a basiclly tell everyone that the car is a fake , you might as well have said " I know this has been working but now you can speed and kill yourselfs again because the car is fake " . What a bunch of complete buffoons over there !

Here we go ....

Play Catch the Squares ..It's like I ate a disco ball and puked on your shoe.

Woman loves to eat dirt and can't help herself for 11 years now

Oh those crazy Japs , The 12 Wackiest Japanese Inventions

See what happens when you nothing but time on your hands , you invent some cool shit .

"Virtual nightclub" offers teens a chance to show off non-existent dance moves, social skills

Tom Cruise really cant help himself when it comes to the " Making yourself look like a complete Asshat " department .

This guy's selling a 29 CD set of instructions on how to supe up your kid's Power Wheels Jeep.

Im at a loss for words after this one ...go figure .

You asked for them ....The models from "Deal or no Deal"

Dont forget , Your Daily Column Summer wear is available NOW .

Buy your jersey's , posers !

Now I have never fancied myself as the hugest baseball fan and those of you who know me can atest to that but I am a Yankee fan and Being a Yankees fan isn't as easy as it looks.

Sure, we have the best players and the most championships and that auto-renewing account with Champagne wholesalers, our closets simply are not big enough to fit jerseys and T-shirts of every Hall of Famer or current All-Star. That means fans must choose but one or two players to represent in the stands of the Cathedral of Baseball. These decisions are obviously not easy, unlike in Kansas City, where you buy a #5 George Brett and be done with it. (Why, oh why, couldn't I have been born a Royals fan? They get all the breaks!)

Yankees fans' choice of jersey also says a lot about who they are. Here's what I've observed:

#1 Billy Martin: You remember exactly where you were when Aaron Boone dusted off the 2003 Red Sux — in the men's room, pissing out your 12th beer.

#2 Derek Jeter: Everyone loves Jeter, of course. But not everyone wears Jeter. A guy like me kinda can't, for two reasons a) I don't wanna seem like I jumped on the post-1996 bandwagon; and b) I'm not a trashy chick who wears tight pink jerseys and drinks at Stan's cesspool. (From here on, said fans will be referred to as "Skankees.")

#3 Babe Ruth: Not as prevalent as you might think, considering he's the most iconic baseball player ever. I don't think people really believe a guy who was "nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs" really did dominate the sport. The guy was portrayed by John Goodman, for fuck's sake.

#4 Lou Gehrig: You see these occasionally. Actually has New York roots and was a legend without baggage. You're probably a lawyer with nothing in your memorabilia collection worth less than $1,000.

#5 Joe DiMaggio: You're a cheap asshole. Or you didn't read the book.

#6 Joe Torre: You keep score at the game and sit in the no-alcohol section. Obviously, I've never seen one.

#7 Mickey Mantle: You think gas prices would be only $2.10 a gallon if the Mick hadn't tripped on that sprinkler in the 1951 World Series.

#8 Yogi Berra: You rate personality over looks.

#9 Roger Maris: You long for the day when Mark McGwire cries on 60 Minutes.

#10 Phil Rizzuto: You hit .250 in Little League.

#11 Gary Sheffield: You grew up in Greenwich, but wear it to look hard.

#12 Wade Boggs: I don't care if you were wearing it when the Yankees won the 1996 World Series. You really need to buy a new shirt. It's been nine years since he was on the team.

#13 Alex Rodriguez: You've moved on from the 1996-2000 dynasty clubs. Let go already. The more you boo an MVP, the more you discredit what those teams did, because you're saying they did the expected, not the incredible.

#14 Lou Piniella: You flipped off someone while driving to the Stadium. Maybe two.

#15 Thurman Munson: There's a 99.999% chance you have a mustache. You're around 45 and haven't worn a suit since your best friend got married in 1989.

#16 Whitey Ford: Your last name is Ford. Otherwise, I can't see Mantle-era fans sporting this one.

#18: Johnny Damon: Wow, you hate the Red Sux. Wearing this one in Boston is akin to walking around with your middle fingers raised. (I wholeheartedly support this, by the way.)

#19 Aaron Boone: Wow, you really hate the Red Sux. This one was clearly bought between 12:16 a.m. on October 16, 2003, and when he blew out his knee in the offseason. A great one to wear at Fenway, obviously.

#20 Bucky Dent: Wow, you really, really hate the Red Sux. The perfect Fenway wardrobe. You might also be a chick who just thinks he was hot.

#21 Paul O'Neill: You love baseball and probably play on four softball teams, like I do.

#22 Robinson Cano: You're probably Dominican. Who knows? (Nice start by him, by the way.)

#23 Don Mattingly: You're between 27 and 37, and you never had another favorite player. No one could ever call you a front-runner because you were part of the terrible 21,589 average attendance in 1992. The 1995 Game 5 loss in Seattle was the worst Sunday night of your life.

#24 Tino Martinez: Just like O'Neill fans, but more popular with the Skankees. You boo A-Rod even though Tino batted .231 with a .321 OBP and a .351 SLG in 21 postseason series (99 games, 356 AB, two series with Seattle included).

#25 Jason Giambi: Another Skankee fave. You're still thinking of how to gracefully defend the guy for using steroids. Apart from that, you just say, "Like you wouldn't for $100 million, asshole."

#27 Kevin Brown: I actually saw one once. A foreign-looking guy pulled one out of a bag in the Stadium last year. Must've found it in the $5 clearance bin or something. The number is obviously desecrated forever.

#33 David Wells: You're really fucking cheap, because he's hated now. Get rid of it!

#35 Mike Mussina: You're a chick. Period.

#41 Randy Johnson: You see only a few of these. Not popular with the Skankees.

#42 Mariano Rivera: Every year he gets more popular. Man, I hope he remains a Yankee till the end, but it's not a role you can string out, like Bernie's.

#44 Reggie Jackson: Humility is not your strong point.

#45 Carl Pavano: You're Carl Pavano's mother.

#46 Andy Pettitte: You found your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend in bed with someone else, but you can't shake the good memories.

#49 Ron Guidry: You're one of the minority of Yankees fans who loves fishing.

#51 Bernie Williams: His is an old T-shirt you just can't throw away. Been with ya through the good times and the bad.

#55 Hideki Matsui: You always pay your taxes on time. You might also have earlobes the size of large pizzas.

#69 Your Own Name: You're a complete assclown.

Ok , enough of that , lets do this .....

Here is photographic documentation of a series of surgeries some poor guy required to get his arm back in proper jerking condition after a particularly nasty snakebite( if you have a weak stomach you might want to skip this one)

Peugeot workers demonstrate to convince buyers not to buy Peugeot cars because Peugeot is closing plant because people are not buying enough Peugeots..ummm hmmm ?

ChopChucks : the eating utensil / personal protection device

Classic Chappelle: "I Know Black People"

Canned oxygen, coming to a 7-11 near you

Fox News reports on a new technology which is supposed to block RPGs from tanks

I'm surprised it took this long: The Derek Jeter / Alex Rodriguez Brokeback Parody

Chuck Norris appears on The Best Damn Sports Show Period and reads 10 of his own facts

Blowing your self up at a wedding after getting rejected by the bride is not a smart idea

Sorry

Sorry Guys ,

My wife's uncle (45) passed away and the funeral is today so I have to get some sleep because it is going to be a long day

See ya Monday .

Hoot's Thursday Things

Morning everyone!

Let's get right to it.

Rolling Stone Keith Richards was discharged Thursday from a New Zealand hospital where he had an operation to relieve pressure on his brain, after reportedly falling out of a coconut tree while holidaying in the South Pacific

Sex Before Marriage...why its important!

The epic journeys taken by dragonflies searching for warmer climates have been revealed by scientists in the US.

A call to all men. We must stop NoScruf.org. What is NoScruf.org you ask? It stands for National Organization of Social Crusaders Repulsed by Unshaven Faces. Don't be a victim of their motto: In Your Dreams Stubble Boy.

Mom Charged Helping Bake Ex-Lax Cookies

Beer Shooter. What can you score? I got 785 on my first try.

Fire blamed on pet fish.

All things reality. Reality blurred - the reality tv news digest.

I love it. Another sign of how moronic Bush and his cronies are.
Bush Administration officials insist they have no idea how a minute-by-minute schedule for the President's trip to Florida landed in a pile of trash, where almost anyone could grab it, hours before the President took off.

If you are into Hat Juggling and Hat Manipulation then you better check out TricksWithHats.org.

Awww poor Mr Cruise! In public's eyes, Tom's less of a Top Gun.

How do you first test this out to make sure it works? The flying suit!

All I have to say about this is Owwwwww!!!

Amaze your friends. Light a candle with your ass.

A bit of an old tribute to a former leader here on TDC. Nice top!! In fact nice dress!!!

And on that note I leave you with some porn!

Funberry.

Sex with Simon(the game)

Just a few video clips!

Hope you enjoy. Peace. Hoot23

Ahhh , I got nothin

God, So many things to talk about but I really dont feel like writing a long drawn out thing this morning so Im going to skip it till Friday .

Putting the pic on the front page yesterday was a big hit because we had about 35 new members sign up for the forums due to that , Im going to do that everytime now .

Here we go ....

The U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing has made scans of bills between $500-$10,000 available for viewing online.

More White Trash is going to enter our world ...GREAT ?!@?#

Check out Property Room , It's an online police auction of seized properties .

Billy Blanks (of Tae-Bo fame) gets his ass stomped in about three seconds

Tank Chair is a Custom off-road wheelchair that can go anywhere outdoors. Conquers Streams, Mud, Snow, Sand, and Gravel.

Busty Young Girls of Webshots, MySpace, & YouTube...your welcome.

Here's a kids paradise ...City bans running on playground.

For all you college people , How to be the Creepy Guy on Campus

Wholesale Body Bags, Only $10 Each — I never knew how much these things cost. (I hope you didn't either.)

Wanna be on a game show , Well here's some Etiquette Tips for Game Show Contestants

Kara "Cinderella" Monaco is your 2006 Playmate of the Year..link is

Picture Contest Time

I have decided to do a Picture Contest this week and for all you who dont know by now , Ill explain :

I post a pic then you guys come into the forums and post your funniest caption or comment on that picture , At the end of the week I choose a winner and the winner gets to write his own column the following week .

Here is the picture for the picture contest

Good Luck !

Bubble Boy ...Big Deal

David Blaine is a complete ASS !

What the fuck is the story with this guy and does anyone really give a shit the he is in a bubble of water for 8 days ? He complained yesterday that he never felt pain like he has doing this stunt and is worried about his health ....."HEY DAVID , GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BUBBLE THEN ASSHOLE !" It seems pretty simple if you ask me , If it hurts and you are afraid of dying , then stop doing it and that pain and worry will just go away .

And now right before he gets out he is going to try and set the holding your breath underwater world record . That's a smart move considering you have been in extreme pain for 7 days and have worries that you might die . Sure why not hold your breath for over 9 minutes ? Doctors say he might suffer permanant brain damage if he does this stunt and we can only hope so .

Ok , I got some negative feedback for my rant on Friday and I'll tell you all about it tommorow .

Here we go ...

British male drivers waste six million hours getting lost and refusing to ask directions

Heartbreaking story of a lost love ....told on Ebay .

Here's something scary ....The most forceful defender of Bush's eavesdropping program is about to be named CIA director

Game / Time Killer: Johnny Rocketfingers 2

Porn Star fights ....this is awesome !

"For the past five months I have been living alone in a car at the edge of the woods - jobless and homeless and totally unable to find a way out of it. I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't scream loudly enough, all I can do is write. So here I am laying down tracks...hopefully the start of an online paper trail out of here."

Did you know Kellog's Cornflakes were created to stop people from jerking off.

Shay Laren, June 2006 Penthouse Pet of the Month...that is all .

In this puzzle, all the pieces must fit inside the square without overlapping. To rotate a piece, hold down the SHIFT key and then click

What NOT to do while dating a dyslexic girl

Brick Alley Pub ( R.I ) Blows Dogs

Well it looks like "THE MAN" wins again ...Big Buisness is a bitch to try and fight and one of our own has decided to throw in the towel because it just isnt worth it .

Our own Boogietrunks , Owner of the Brick Alley Tavern , has been ordered by the owner of the Brick Alley Pub in R.I ( let me say that part again ) in R.I to change his name because he has the copyright of that name . I was talking to Boogie today when I was down at the BAT and he said he was going to let the customers name the new bar which is a very cool idea with the winner winning a bar tab .

I also told him the owner of the R.I establishment Ralph Plumb should drive his car into a lake of Aids and drink the water . This guy came down to the BAT with his college bound football player son as some sort of intimidation until Boog's brother put that fire out before it started with the son standing outside with his tail between his legs at the end . I told him to name the bar " I fucked ralph plumb's wife Pub " but he didnt think that was such a good idea either . I could see if it was in the same state but for christs sake , it's in R.I and I dont think Boog's bar is going to take any buisness away from this wretched shithole .

So I am starting a thread in the forums to name Boogie's bar , join in and maybe he will pick your entry as the winner .

Here we go ....

Rats are huge this time of year .

I hear that people like to visit gloryholes on thursdays and have a little mouthstretching session ...you think ?

A local child molester gets caught with his pants down , and finishes his sandwich.

Ok, ok, ok for real now ...

Price is Right contestant keeps guessing 420. Too bad they didn't ask how much a bag of Cheez Doodles and a 20 oz. soda cost.

New from Hasbro, the Oozinator

Bobby Knight used to host a golf show , and I think you know how these takes are going .

Top 10 creepiest children's shows

Today's immigration issues, explained by a Spanish-speaking Mr. T

How do you increase awareness about breast cancer? I suppose one way is to create a website dedicated to a pretty girl giving herself an exam, and providing detailed instructions during each step.

Chris "Corky" Burke and his band rock the shit out of some church-going folk, in what may very well be the GREATEST performance in the history of live music.

Penn State death rate is quickly approaching Detroit levels

The site is in Russian, so you may need to get your babelfish on to make some sense of the text. Regardless, the message is pretty clear. Apparently, Disney is reusing animated scenes in some of their movies. It's not a huge deal, but kind of surprising from a company that has its roots so deep in the animation world.

Here's one way for you underagers to get rid of that pesky "Under 21" X - although in most cases the bar has some sort of alcohol inside you can use to just rub it off.

Rich G will like this one ....Yea, it's another "escape the room" kind of game, but the claymation is a nice change of pace.

Here are some horrendous album cover art

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey now!

Here it is Thursday again. One more day til the weekend and Cinco de Mayo. No, it is not Mexico's independence day.

This site explains Cinco de Mayo in a way Americans really should be thankful. Cheers to the 4,000 Mexican soldiers who made history and gave us another holiday to celebrate and drink our asses off!

Yee haw! Ride em' escalator!!

I know Richie has posted this before but it still is wild to watch. Shark vs. Octopus.

Al-Qaeda plotter Zacarias Moussaoui is to face life in jail, rather than execution, for his role in the 9/11 attacks, a US jury has decided. As much as this guy should probably have gotten the death penalty this way is better. He does not get to become a martyr for his religion. I hope he ends up in a jail full of big mean guys who tear him a new asshole!

You must watch this video. It contains important info about suspected terrorists.

Urinetown is a funny, smart, Tony Award-winning musical. Huh? The Chorus sings: “This is Urinetown! Always it’s been Urinetown! This place it’s called Urinetown!” Double huh??

They Are Made Out Of Meat. Strange???

A photo-journalist who has chronicled the misery and fortitude of some of the world's poorest and most marginalized people says that in dire situations like this it is neither useful nor desirable to be objective.

Ahhh the old blind date. This is funny.

America may still think of itself as the land of opportunity, but the chances of living a rags-to-riches life are a lot lower than elsewhere in the world, according to a new study published on Wednesday.

Remember kids. Don't play with fire!

Bush Leverage With Russia, Iran, China Falls as Oil Prices Rise

Impeaching Bush, State by State

The Hirsch report is a report done for the US Department of Energy and published in February 2005. It discussed the likelihood of peak oil occurring and how soon we need to take mitigating action.

Hot video of a girl playin on her webcam.

See you next week. Peace. Hoot23

Huh ...what ?

Very tired this morning so just a shortie then Zzzzzzzz .

Here we go ...

This is very cool ...Graffiti artist Marc Ecko tags the president's air plane

I told you it was short , see you guys tommorow

Tuesday Rant time

As I sat at work yesterday morning I had to glance at the TV and laugh at the Illegal Immigrants marching in a country they are not even supposed to be in for christ's sake . They should have gotten one of those huge fishing net with a helicopter , dropped it on them , picked it up in the air and dropped it back over the border . Sure some of them were legal but that's the breaks .

Seriously , no matter which way you look at this , It is a crime to be here illegally ..point blank !

If you like it , If you dont like it ..It really doesnt matter because they shouldnt even be here and we shouldnt have wasted so mant resources throughout yesterday on this crap . Think about it , thousands of immigrants in the U.S. do not show up for work on May 1st in protest of immigration policy, do you think this will do more to help their cause, do more to hurt their cause, or have no real effect either way ..I say hurt . I think that they should send all illegals back home to where they came from. I think that it is a slap in the face of those who came legally. The people that are here should speak English, the reason is because if we were in other countries they would expect us to learn their language. If people from other countries come over here illegally and we give them citizenship what does that say to us as Americans as well as to other people from other countries, that it's o. k. to break the law and we'll still except
you for breaking the law. I understand how hard it is in other places, but we should remember that we are not talking about millions of people that are here illegally we are talking about 2 or 3 times that many because of their spouses and children. If we think that prices are outrageous now what do you think will happen when we have to pay the illegals that become citizens minimum wages, because some people think that us Americans don't want to work? What about the women who come over here to have their babies for free and go back across the border afterwards? We don't receive free medical, we have to pay for insurance or receive state medical. If parents aren't citizens, then the babies of illegal immigrants shouldn't become citizens automaticaly.

(this is again just my opinion, I cant wait to see the message boards today .)

Ok enough of that shit ...

Female college students arrested and jailed for drawing a peace sign on the sidewalk with colored chalk....Damn Hippies .

An Open Letter from Brad Pitt's Penis

Are you a married man and think your wife is cheating on you? Here's some neat equipment you can use to spy on her! Are you a married woman cheating on your husband and thinks he suspects something? Here's some neat equipment to figure out if he's spying on you!

For all you MAC users ...Macs are getting as vulnerable to viruses as PCs

Carmen Electra's shower spread in Playboy ...

I dont know what is more perfect than Asahi's Beer Pouring Robot

If you thought folding the $20 bill and seeing the "twin towers" was weird, wait til you see the other bills

Ok , a little more porn for you perverts ....A dark-haired Jenna Jameson in (and out of) a black fur coat

Monks create a "painting" meticulously placing grains of sand on a table

Saved by the Bell: The Rehab Years

Getting Old is a Bitch

Getting Old is a bitch !

I just started running again because I have a police test in june and it wasnt a pretty site at 4am seeing a 35 year old overweight guy on Long Wharf (insert joke here) gasping for air as he tried to run 2 miles ....jesus . Well the way I figure it if I do it every night until June I should pass this one with flying colors and get that job this time . Ever notice all you old folks cant bend over and tie your shoes anymore , you kinda have to put your foot up or bend it to the side now ?

That's old age !

Here we go ...

So far the MySpace thing on here has been great getting new friends , let's try it today ..Add Me . A couple musicians are in contact with me and I am going to plug thier websites this week on here for them because I figure I have to use this thing for some good at least.

Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev won a Nobel Peace Prize for helping thaw relations between Moscow and Washington. Now he is warning that the two countries could slide into a new Cold War

Fishing in Afghanistan. The tough part is attaching the worm to your bazooka

A guy playing a first-person shooter video game in a pub gets put into a trance and carted off into the actual video game he was playing! ( ok , I know it's way fake but entertaining.)

One of the sexually explicit cell phone videos that hot blonde gym teacher Pamela Rogers sent to her 13-year-old "victim" ( this is awesome )

The Top Ten Strip Clubs in the World

On the other end of the spectrum , The world's 50 best restaurants

Desiree Palmen has put together an impressive collection of photographs of people camouflaged to blend into everyday surroundings.

I'm really not sure what to call this game. It's hard though, so move anything fragile off your desk before you give this one a try. Just click your mouse at the right moment to punch your way through the ice.