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Friday, June 30, 2006
Dont forget SunFest 06
Sitting at a light on the Boston Post Road last night , I came upon Lots of roadwork and I was just sitting there giggling to myself because out my window were about 6 or 7 people directing traffic in front of me and I would say 5 of them were .................well .
My buddy Jizz is having a stag tonight @ the Polish American Club ( which I am running) so If your in the area , stop by for some food and more .
Oh Yah , I almost forgot :
Mean Carlene , Out Cold and Red Handed are putting on an event this saturday @ the same place ...
Sat July 1st - 1:00pm - 9:00pm
Adult Donation $20 – Kids under 12 free
Live Music provided by:
Food - beverage (Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Salads, Beer, Soda, etc)
Also after party at Brick Alley Tavern from 10:00pm - close.
Brick Alley Tavern
This will be the best time you'll have all summer! Hope to see all of you there.
Ok , enough of the public announcements , Let's do this ...
Looks like our favorite little baby maker is finally going to show it all. I knew you'd come around, Britney
TicketDogs is an awesome place to get pretty much any ticket you want to any event ...I use them for my Dallas Cowboy tickets and I have had very good luck with them .
Play StreetLife - Dont fuck around , Bitch !
According to the ad, Bridgestone Tires are designed to save lives.
As the bouncer at the new and popular night spot Club Douche, your mission is to keep your eyes peeled for Kevin Federline, as he's guaranteed to stop by and start trouble. You must take him out at all costs
71-year-old nun arrested after spending $300,000 of church money on gifts, travel, and casinos
The Top 10 Manliest Video Games of All Time
Ok , obviously I just copy & pasted this heading : Live reflection of how walking changes as a function of biological and psychological attributes.
Not that you care but here's Every movie starring Adam Sandler, in under two minutes
Supreme Court rules Bush has breached U.S. law and the Geneva Convention at Guantanamo
yet another game ...ZWOK .
This is unreal .....A live report about a murderer on the loose is interrupted when the suspect himself walks through the report
Doctor in hot water after failing to notice 32-pound cyst in woman's abdomen, prescribing her diet pills
Sheena Lee's pictures make me happy .
The brand new (released about 4 hours ago) poster art for SAW 3 is... pleasant?
Ten Celebrities Capable of Completely Fucking Up Your Bathroom
If you can get past the terrible photo editing, this simple comparison of the Earth in relation to other solar bodies might leave you feeling a little small.
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Hoot's Thursday Things
I just wanted to send out my own best wishes and prayers to Chris Edwards and his sister in the battle they face in their lives. I know a alot of TDC readers do not go into the forums and I just wanted to pass along something Chris said to those who do.
These are his words: "wow thank you guys so much. and bobcat you are right, the base of friendships is what really matters. and i tried to iterate that in the website, and im sorry if it didnt quite surface as i had hoped. the donations are more than wonderful, but like i told my best friend yesterday, the support and kind words from all of my friends here at TDC and myspace as well as my local friends and family, thats what really makes me and my sister feel great. i am really trying to boost her morale more than my own. i know that when its all said and done, things will be almost normal for me, but she has a long road ahead. i am gonna get her on this site sometime to introduce herself as well as befriend some of you. she has alot of personality traits like hoot and richie, so im sure we'll all get along just fine.
thank you everyone once again, just to see that hit counter up to 400 + ppl made me feel great. i just cant thank you all enough." - Chris Edwards
God bless both of you.
And away we gooooo.............
Next time you are flying your jet be on the look out for other jets flying right at ya. Ouch!
This guy has either a lot of patience or a lot of glue. Cardstacker.
Ahhh nipple slip compilation!
Looking for a test? You've come to the right place!
Remedyfind is an independent, unbiased site where you can rate the effectiveness of treatments for specific health problems.
Rich you might want to delete your myspace account. Rumor has it that myspaceisgay.com.
Tired of getting scammed? Try this. Scamerica.org is an informational site dedicated to helping fight the rise in online fraud and Phishing, marketing scams, Spyware and identity theft.
I know I posted something from this site already today but this is too funny. So you think you can puke?
The ability to comprehend sarcasm depends upon a carefully orchestrated sequence of complex cognitive skills based in specific parts of the brain.
Try out the strip generator. Not that kind of strip you pervs!
I think I am going to start playing soccer. Some babes of the World Cup.
And on a final note.
The following was sent to me in an email. In no way or form am I claiming this as my own material. I can't give credit to whoever wrote it because I do not know who authored it. So if you say it is your own writing and you want credit for it..............well................. forget about it !!!
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue
on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown)
who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating
in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out
for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward
an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so
a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these
products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
And, thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave
anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume
sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our
American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number
for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda, Singapore
, and Uzbekistan .
I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free
replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their
Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown
African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it
bites my butt.
Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can
live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything.
And, thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up the $5.00 I dropped
in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester
waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
Oh, and don't forget this one either...
I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70
minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this
afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to
grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of my next-door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's
Have a wonderful day....
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
It's Humping Day ....err, Humpday
Anyone beat a 4 over on that golf game I posted yesterday ? I cant stop playing it !
I was talking to a friend the other day about the whole Patricia Ramsey dying situation and his comment to me about it was " It's Sweet Justice " and I had to correct him .
First off I really dont believe she had anything to do with it , But that's not the point at all. Her dying of Ovarian Cancer really isnt justice because it was of her own accord and of natraul causes . If your one of these people who think she did kill her daughter you would have been happy with a train hitting her while her foot got caught in the tracks or a chunk of frozen pee falling out of an airplane and crushing her skull ....you know fun things like this . But to say it was "Sweet Justice" just made me call him an ass more than usual .
Ok , just a taste for today ....
Speaking of Frozen Pee , here's a little for ya .
And getting your foot caught on the tracks to finish it off .
Woman reels in piranha from North Dakota reservoir
Javelin vs. Human Jaw..I know who im picking .
Superman is coming out soon , Here are some Superman Scenes You Won't See in the Movie
Woman's Jail , hidden camera ...what's not to love ?
Who says Twinkies are just a dessert?
A Cheater's Guide to Board Games ...God , where was this back in the 80's.
For all of you who still have AOL - Go ahead Punk , try and cancel it ...Make my Day .
Now that Maury's solved every paternity mystery since the Civil War, he's moved on to an even bigger cause: Finding out what people are afraid of, and then shoving whatever it is right in their face. In this case: Pickles.
If you don't make SexySweat.com your spouse's or roommate's homepage the next time he or she leaves their computer, you have failed.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
After a couple days in a row of just words , let's let you do some clicking today .
Here We Go ....
The 50 Worst Video Game Names Ever
This is a pedestrian bridge over a canal, which needs to raise to allow barges through - but instead of lifting or swivelling, it curls up into a cylinder.The small blue dots to the top right of the picture are different views.
Im addicted to this Pitch & Putt game , My best is 4 over .
Disastrous downhill couch race (...is there any other kind?)
A few people have discovered that three songs from the latest Tool album can be mixed together into a new song, and will match up perfectly. So perfect, it appears to be intentional.
You know you're watching a talented ventriloquist when he ventriloquizes himself. ..This is very cool.
The coolest minor-league manager meltdown you'll see all day
The ratings-starved Maury Povich and Connie Chung weekend show on MSNBC ended its short, six-month run with a bizarre send-off - sure to live on as a tone-deaf stunt Connie Chung will not soon be allowed to forget
The World's Smallest Camera. If you regularly misplace your camera near food, this one isn't for you. You could easily swallow it without knowing.
Milford, Connecticut unable to locate 1639 deed that proves the Paugussett Indian tribe sold the land to settlers. I smell another Casino baby !
"Researchers have developed a new 'liquid armor' that 'flows normally under low-energy conditions, but when agitated or hit with an impact it stiffens and behaves like a solid.'"
Annette Dawn ..Trust Me .
Monday, June 26, 2006
Chris Edwards is my HERO
Every now and then you meet someone or read someone's life story and it makes you ponder your own and how lucky you are . I have experienced this at the end of last week and have decided to dedicate today and friday to this cause .
Webster's definition of the word "Hero" is below :
Chris Edwards is a forum member ( t3knIq ) and has reached out to me to try and help him . I know some of you think Im this huge asshole who just has some crazy views on things but I actually am a very nice person with a Big Heart and would do almost anything for people I know or who are known to me .
Chris has decided to donate his Kidney to his sister and doesnt know how he will live once his recovery starts . He is asking the people of The Daily Column to read his story and make a decision to help his cause once you have put together all the facts . He has reached out to me because basicaly everyone has turned thier backs on him and he needs someone to try and give him a boost . Since my readers are the people who keep me going , I did not hesitiate to jump on the bandwagon and try to do what I could to help .
But I am only one person , You guys can really make a difference in this brave young man's life by reading his story and helping out anyway you can ....Thanks for Everything Guys
Here is Chris's Story
Friday, June 23, 2006
Sorry Guys , But I need to catch up on some needed sleep this morning .
From time to time I step out of "character" to talk about real subject , Monday will be one of these days depending on a certain forum member . He contacted me on Thursday about a situation going on in his life and asked If I can help him out ...
Stay Tuned .
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Hoot's Thursday Things
Hello to everyone. After Richie's intro to the column yesterday I think I will just get into things!
This a cool. Juggling In A Cone! (Note: If you are trying to view this in Internet Sucksplorer and it does not load try copying the url and pasting it in a real browser like Firefox to see it. It works fine for me on the fox.)
Organic Machinery. A showcase of combinatorial walking insects.
If the world were a demolition derby... you would have to get out of my way!!!
Qfold... The Very Original Picture Puzzle.
The soft white underbelly of the net, eviscerated for all to see: Rotten dot com collects images and information from many sources to present the viewer with a truly unpleasant experience.
The World As I See It an essay by Albert Einstein
Everything about the seventies. It's the Super Seventies Rocksite!
This is for any Stern fans out there. A brief history of the "clenched fist" image. I know Richie will love this. Not!
I know this is from the same site but I had to post it. It is too freakin hilarious. Kid Caught Singing Gnarls Barkley. Watch it through to the end. It just gets funnier and funnier.
Ahhh I think we will end with Sara stripping. Mmmmmm!!!
For those that live here in Connecticut you can start to get your fireworks fix this Saturday as Branford will hold their display if there is no rain.
See ya later.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
It's Ladies Day ...well ?
Ok , I played with the Idea of not posting this for a couple days but what the hell ...
In my Day job , My travels take me all over CT and I run into tons of traffic either on highways or city streets ( I mean it is CT ) and there is something that I chuckle about everytime I pass one of these sites and notice the workers .....Women on these jobsites .
I got two words for these ladies , STOP IT ! I know you want to think you can do everything a man can do and be equal at these sorts of jobs but lets call a spade a spade here , They are either directing traffic or watching the men work . I would say this goes for about 95% of all the women at this sort of job . Now sure there are exceptions to every observation because on rare occasions I have seen a woman driving a payloader or roller but like I said , It is very rare .
Now ladies , Dont get all pissy and start burning your bras on your front porches this morning because I just call them like I see them
I got this from a buddy of mine .....If you opt out of pre qualified credit cards and insurance solicitations for 5 years ,your credit score should rise 10-20 points over the next week and your junk mail will reduce by 40% or more. If you opt out forever there will be no effect on your credit score but you will recieve a lot less junk mail and junk email`s.
If you're looking for videos of skiers successfully landing 70 foot jumps, you've come to the wrong place. I'm pretty sure you can hear this guy's spine crack
The 10 Greatest Drunks of all time .
One of Saddam Hussein's main defense lawyers abducted and executed
Criss Angel Tears A Girl In Two..Im going with SHOPPED !
An original scan of South Park co-creator Matt Stone's favorite memo ever. (Regarding adjustments made to the South Park movie to appease the MPAA.)
California proposes "Bad Santa" law which forces sex offenders to tell employers about their status
German Playmate Kristin Lehmann, fishnetted
The Dangers of Rogue Helicopter Pilots - One man's struggle against the worst of modern annoyances
The Top 10 Sexiest TV Cartoon Women of the '80s
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
I am looking for more artwork for the TDC Gear , I have a couple really good ones but I think a little more variety will help the stuff sell a little more . So send all your artwork to me at my email ( If you dont have my email , just PM me and I'll give it to you )
Here are your reader submissions for Tuesday ...
Hi my name is Richard Green and I used to play cricket for Lancashire. A few months ago I asked my girlfriend if she would have a threesome. Obviously I thought she would say no (and might even slap me) but she said she might be into it. In order to make a bit more interesting she challenged me to make something out of it and put my new found interest in web design to the test (I know it's not a brilliant page!). Anyway to cut a long story short, if I can get more than 5 Million hits to my website she has agreed to let me find a girl for us to have a threesome with and I even have it in writing! ( Thanks FastCast )
What is your child doing and revealing on Myspace.com? Does your potential employee have a secret life? ....Let Us Tell You. ( Thanks Paul )
The O & A / Stern battle gets physical ....The Opie & Anthony show experienced a disruption by a Howard Stern fan today, ending in a physical confrontation. It was hysterical because as he was down and his face was mashed into the concrete , the boys made him apologize for being an asshole and he did .
In this Japanese television program, unwitting contestants are owned out of their sleep.
40 Reasons Why Keanu Reeves Doesn't Suck
New nicotine water helps smokers feel "cool" and "sophisticated" again
This isn't your father's porn. It's your grandfather's
Florida city proposes limiting the feeding of the homeless hoping they'll just go away if there's no food
I enjoy paintball as much as the next guy , but THIS is over the top stupid.
The Genpets are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today!
Wikipedia's comprehensive list of "Problems Solved by MacGyver"
For those of you that missed it the first time around (before it was removed by Ebay), the auction for the Ben Roethlisberger replica helmet is back.
Jennifer Emerson, by request
Monday, June 19, 2006
Happy post Dads day guys
What a FANTASTIC day yesterday was down at the beach , there were tons of people and loads of skis out on the sound . We stayed down about 6 hours and had a great time and if you missed yesterday because of work you really missed out on a great day .
I know alot of you sent personal stuff to me you want posted and I will post all of it tommorow ...I PROMISE !
Sports Illustrated's Top Ten Award-Winning Photos (Since 2000)
Princeton University's 2006 edition of their "Art of Science" competition is now online. The idea is to find unintentional art during scientific research and then submit it for prizes and fame!
Here ya go Rich G , Figure this one out .
Pet cemetery says people have to dig their pets back up..huh ?
Ok Fella's , I give you The Alphabet of Hotness
School district embarrassed to find out that the published high school yearbook shows photos of students drinking and smoking weed
"The 11 projects recognized with this year's AIA Honor Awards for Architecture include several museums, as might be expected given the undiminished power of museum mania. But there are also an equal number of libraries and government buildings — a happy sign that municipal agencies are increasingly respectful of good design."...Basically , Very Cool Buildings
I dont know how true this is , but if it is true ...Screw Andy Reid and the Shithead Philadephia Eagles .
Seth MacFarlane's Harvard Class Day Speech (2006)-Seth is the guy who does the voices for Family Guy, many of which were trotted out during his speech.
Vodka distillery leak accidentally turns lake 60 proof,not a problem around here .
The championship round of the first-ever United States Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament, with $50,000 on the line
Autumn Austin....thats it.
Friday, June 16, 2006
I thought Hoot would have hit on this yesterday but no biggie because I'll take care of the TDC buisness today .....
First off , A BIG Congratulations goes out to Mr & Mrs Jambo on the birth of thier new child . Jambo is a lifetime member of our forums and part of the "inner circle" of members . He has been a pain in the ass and a great contributor over the past couple years and all of us ( well me ) here at the Daily Column wish him and his wife the best of luck with the new child ......this is when the fun starts.
It's going to be a fantastic weekend so get outside and play .
Screech needs your help , Im almost in tears from laughing .
You have a problem with your computer and cant get through the Tech Support ...try Annoyances.org .
Here's an Interactive map of urban populations over time
I knew eventually there'd be a reasonable explanation why Paris Hilton's first "song" almost sounded like real music. It was real music. Back in 1989.
Bill Gates to step down from day-to-day operations at Microsoft in 2008
GET YOUR SUMMER DAILY COLUMN BEACHWEAR TODAY .
Paris Hilton using tape to hold her boobs in but fortunately it doesn't work
Brazil won its opening World Cup game, something the US could not do. But thanks to this hot 2002 Brazilian Soccer spread in Playboy, we're all winners.
U.S. death toll in Iraq reaches 2,500...what a fucking shame.
Autographed 16x20 photo of Ben Roethlisberger on a motorcycle. Smart sell. This will never be worth more money than it is right now.
Finally a reality show worth watching, Big Brother for cats
Former Duke guard J.J. Redick expressed disappointment today over his arrest for DWI early Tuesday morning, but said his biggest regret was that the officers who arrested him declined his request to probe his rectal cavity.
Sexy singer Willa Ford Playboy Pictures
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Hoot's Thursday Things
Need a little spice in your life? Try the encyclopedia of spices.
Stop! Hammer Blog. This hotel is tight!!! Too funny.
This is long but there are a lot of Incredible Machines here.
Riding the rail! Sweet!
This is pretty wild. Centralia Pennsylvania......truth is stranger than fiction. A Pennsylvania community consumed by an underground mine fire.
Just what is wrong with college kids these days?......Survey: iPods More Popular Than Beer.
A real life Truman show?? Vote your choices for this guy and control his life. Check out Our Prisoner.com
Ahh just in time for the humid weather we are to get in Connecticut this weekend. Yellow snow anyone?
With the World Cup in full swing here are some of the players crazy haircuts.
Prom In Da Hood. As Richie might say....STOP!!!
Everyone thinks its easy to shoot a fucking porn movie with eight girls! Porn girls fight!!! Yea bitches!
Nice. Good ol bloody high school fight.(language)
Don't forget it is Father's Day this Sunday.
Everyone have a nice weekend.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Bistec con queso ? ..I dont think so ...
If you ever need a poster child for the whole immagration debate , Then Joey Vento is your man . Im sure you've heard about him all over the news . He is the owner of Gino's World Famous Cheesesteaks in Philly and you cant order a cheesesteak from him unless you speak english .
I dont see anything wrong with this guy taking a stand in his own establishment by asking the customers to please order in English . Even the people who cant speak good english can probably muster up the two words cheese and steak , and thats all he asks . This guy is in the national spotlight the past few days and will not take the sign down no matter what anyone says and I commend him for sticking to his guns on this .
Right or wrong , Agree or Disagree ....you gotta love this guy's heart !
The Terry Tate back story ...god damn this is funny .
Airport bomb scare triggered by tupelo honey, butt rub and an oyster shell
The site for the new Transformers movie is now live, though there's almost no content
Gnarls Barkley performing at the MTV Movie Awards. But more importantly, Borat managing to slip in a Jessica Simpson camel toe joke while introducing them.
The only thing that would make this cardboard standee of the new Superman seem gayer would be if he were blowing on his nails ( from Fark)
Amy Reid in and out of a yellow bikini
A cool optical illusion sure to freak you out ..I think this is great .
Yet another dancer eats the floor on "So You Think You Can Dance?"
Ok ladies , Here's How the internet affects relationships
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
My wife hit it right on the head last night as we were watching the news talking about The US loss in the World Cup and how the news was making such a huge deal over it . She said " who cares , we cant be good at everything " and she is right .
We here in the US think we should win everything and other teams should just roll over and let us through because we are the US . Well newsflash people , the other countries are playing good soccer too and have been for alot longer than us . Our elitist attitudes as sports fans have made us look a little silly in this department . It's ok to root for your country but dont make a national disgrace when we get beat by a better team .
Soccer talk bores me , let's rock ....
Trashy Girls + Trashy Lingerie = GOLD !
Kinda ironic ..Streaker sells her clothes to pay for court costs
13 Memorably Unpopular Characters From Popular TV
Staying with the TV theme , The Full House Career Pyramid. Charting who’s on top of the world (and who’s fallen off the face of the earth), 20 years after the show first aired.
Britney Spears needs a makeover ....Porno Style
"Stars Are Blind" is the name of the song. Let the Paris Hilton bashing commence!
Department of Homeland Security allows man into building with fake Mexican ID that lists his address as "123 Fraud Blvd"
Des Moines' well-endowed flood control
THIS IS AWESOME ..
Here are some pics of the same thing .
Monday, June 12, 2006
My Monday Stuff
Hey everyone ...finally a nice Sunday and I got to take the new ski out .
That's it ...
This is actually pretty cool ...Kill Bill 1 & 2 in 120 Seconds
You love the Goth lifestyle so much : black toilet paper now available
SmokingHotWaitress.com's "Waitress of the Month" for June ( doesnt she look like Solie Moon Frye ?)
Full list of the 32 cases still to be decided by the Supreme Court this term, including military tribunals and randomly searching parolees
Human hearts intended for transplant are kept beating in a specially designed box while waiting to be installed. (w/video)
Extreme Gene enjoys his Extreme Skipping
I have actually been here ...The Moon over the Halekala Crater in Hawaii.
Mike O'Connell asks that magic question..So what's it gonna be ?( for language)
This has been around for a while ...Great White Shark vs. Unsuspecting Girl
Friday, June 09, 2006
So here most of us sit in Connecticut , Paying some of the highest taxes in the country and an unemployment population that is rising by the day due to big companies moving out of this state because of the cost to live here and our assinine Lawmakers are passing a bill about High School football scores ?!@@?
I cant believe I just said that but it's true . Apparently the CT lawmakers decided that some of the football scores were too big of blowouts last year and want to start fining coaches if there teams win by more than 50 points ...Umm I think I speak for a majority of us when I say WHO GIVES A RATS BALLS ! We have much more important things to focus our attention on than wasting a whole newspaper front page and numerous news sources focusing on this .
Just for shits and giggles I will give you my take on this .....The weaker teams ...FUCK EM ! Why penalize a coach because he has his team ready to practice in the summer , work hard and win when the season starts ? These weak teams are no fun to play because they suck so it's agony on both sides .
Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi killed in a U.S. air raid north of Baghdad...Good , they should put his head on the grill of a US tank and ride around town.
Not satisfied with cheap foam costumes, KennyG decided to create his own "The Thing" costume using real rocks.
In light of today's random alliance of numbers in the calendar system, we've thrown together our top 25 songs by, for, about or referencing the Devil.
There's even a french maid in there with some balloon boobies... great work.
Sheena Lee, Playboy Cyber Girl of the Month
How bout some Depressing Snapple Facts
If you get caught masturbating at the library, and a news crew approaches you about a story regarding inappropriate behavior in said library, RUN AWAY!
World Cup sparks UK beer war, somehow makes "we have nothing to beer but beer" make sense
10 Ways to "Love" Her in the Shower HERE
I'm not sure what made these guys think the baby could water ski. This is borderline criminal, but (assuming the kid was okay) also pretty hilarious
I cant wait to get on my ski after watching this .
"For the second year in a row, we conducted the GMAC Insurance National Drivers Test, fielding a study to gauge the driving knowledge and practices of the American public. The study was divided into two sections: the first section asked standard written driving test questions (taken from state driving tests) and the second section asked driving behavior questions. The results are eye-opening!"
Blender’s list of the 50 Dumbest Rock Star Purchases.
The first few leaks from Vida Guerra's Playboy spread
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Hoot's Thursday Things
Well look at this. The 5-Second Rule Proved True by SCIENCE!
A new way to get some pleasure with phone sex .... Hello???
A little finger puppet action.
Bob Ross gets OWNED!!! Happy little clouds!
Can't view some of these clips or sites. Well you didn't get it here but.......here is How to Bypass Most Firewall Restrictions and Access the Internet Privately........aka The Surf At Work Page!
The grammar is a bit off in this article but hey this is TDC and all of you are used to it. When AWOL Is the Only Way Out. Yea the Iraq war is really worth it.(that is sarcasm if you can't tell)
To keep with my sarcasm from above I present to you:
Get this or others like it here. Anti-Bush shirts, stickers and buttons. Is everyone who voted for jackass still happy they did?
Ahhh while I am on the subject of our moronic government. Cheney Starts New Cold War Over Oil.
Ok enough of that. I think we need some tits.
and Double Mmmmm!!!
This is an excellent flash site. Coolcapitals.
So much to do so little time. The Top 100 Things I'd Do
He was and still is a Jackass. The official Steve-O website and his Dumb Tattoos. Click through the pics to see the first tattoo you see here in an updated formation. Ouch.
And to end on a light note. This is good. TV Morning Show Surprise Announcement. Too funny!!!
See you next week. Peace. Hoot23
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
This is my 3rd attempt at a column in the last 20 minutes and Im ready to drop kick my computer and Snuka it off the top rope ...just to let you know !
Let's try it again ....
Well now THIS is a dangerous tool to have around ...for some of you .Ever wonder what other surfers are browsing online? SWARM tracks users via a Firefox extension, and maps out what websites people are visiting right now.
As 6/6/06 is here , learn why 666 doesn't mean what you think it does
Lose Your Virginity TODAY: A 24 Hour Guide to Getting Laid
Here's a great series of long exposure nighttime photos from Japan
Man dies of dehydration while stuck between two water tanks
NBA.com ranks the 60 Greatest Playoff Moments
Yea, I'm still not sick of watching people catch a spinning kick to the head
Whale Trainer vs. 12,000 lb Orca..I like that combination !
Ahh the good ole USA ...Unsuccessful abortion leaves fetus injured, not dead. Mother sues for damages to child
I think this is fucking hysterical ...Battle Shits !
A trip dowm memory lane for most of you ...Classic 1970s toy commercials
B.L.A.C.K - Make your way through the maze, employing an impressive arsenal to take down the bad guys. Be sure to take advantage of the slo-mo.
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Spreading it thin
Weird weekend we had here at the Richie household .
If you remember a couple weeks back , my wife's uncle died and I had to go the funeral . Well they had the funeral and his wishes were to be creamated and spread in certain spots . So Saturday we had people in from Florida and this was going to be the day we spread the ashes . Now it was raining like a bitch here in CT all day but out we went anyways to fulfill his wishes .
We had to go to the gravesite of his sister , his mother and then down to the beach to spread him out where he wanted . So we get to the first site , open the bag (because they only put a little in the urns then the rest goes into a bag so if anyone else wants some of him they can at a later date) and to my surprise it wasnt what I thought it would be at all . I thought it was going to be all powder but it was very chunky and there were bone fragments all in it ....It was like rough sand . I was grossed out by it but I helped out as much as I could in the pouring rain . It was definatley an experience to say the least !
This is very cool , But im not sure what the meaning of it is .
The first leaked photos of Tobey Maguire in the "black" Spider-Man costume
This guy videotapes himself getting laid on a cruise ship ....gotta love the cruise pigs !
This is hilarious. Halle Berry is a guest on a talk show and the host in middle of his sentence gets caught looking at her breasts( this also might settle the whole "Hugh Jackman is gay" thing in the forums)
17-year-old boy nearly gets Darwin Award after trying to use kung fu to stop moving train
Have you been ripped off buying a broken (advertised as working) laptop on eBay? Why not check and see if there's anything interesting on the hard drive.
I know the guy selling this , If anyone is interested it's a good boat and has alot of power .
These pictures of Rosario Dawson at Cannes are just cruel......and hot !
History of single life: The history of group sex
Police say a woman who rolled her large SUV 10 times trying to avoid a collision on a Michigan highway is probably still alive because she was wearing her seatbelt." ( you bet your ass there's a video)
Ten "You Gotta See This" Sports Clips, via YouTube
Tired of your tattoo? Get rid of it with a hand sander\\
Yup , Here are some "Unintentionally Gay Music Videos"
See Ya Tommorow
Friday, June 02, 2006
Well it's 3:30am and I have a Golf Tourney at 8 , I better get some sleep . Let's hope the rain stays away !
This is my new baby people ...
I just bought the new one last year , got only about 13 hours on it and decided to trade it in for this which is the top of the line . 215 HP , Top speed of around 79 in 4 secs , SuperCharged ..the thing has it all !!! I cant wait another week or two .
Could the world's energy crisis be over tomorrow?! This guy has developed a process that turns regular old water into HHO gas, and he's even got a car that runs on it!
I will TOTALLY wreck anyone in FOOSBALL , I will !
Here it is ....Here's the trailer for Clerks 2.
This dude downs six keg cups in less than ten seconds.
Most people will surely associate Mr. Rogers with their childhood, and sneer or laugh at the mention of his name. Make no mistake, though, the man was a hero.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Hoot's Thursday Things
Those Chinese are always up to something. Baby born with three arms.
Remember the climber on Mt. Everest who lay dying as more than 40 others climbers kept on hiking by. Well it turns out he was not dead after all. Australian climber left for dead on Everest reaches base camp.
The average light bulb lasts for 750 to 1,000 hours. There is some evidence that a carbon filament bulb burning in the fire department in Livermore, Alameda County, California has been burning since 1901. Maybe it is The Most Durable Light Ever.
This reporter has some balls to go with these guys. CNN's Ben Wedeman goes underground with terrorists to see how they manufacture crude missiles. (Needs windows media player to view.)
Glowing, silvery blue clouds that have been spreading around the world and brightening mysteriously in recent years will soon be studied in unprecedented detail by a NASA spacecraft.
With today being the first day of the new hurricane season,
Arrrrggggghhhhh. That is all for this column because Microsoft sucks and Internet Explorer blows. I have to use IE to do the columns because if I try to put the column together of Firefox I can't link the links. So I am stuck using shitty IE. And it keeps hanging up like it always fucking does.
Till next week.
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