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Monday, July 31, 2006
People have asked me about Daily Column Merchandise for years , Now that I am offering it people are buying stuff at a snail's pace . I think the designs might be a little farty for some of you so feel free to submit to me any artwork with "The Daily Column" in it for me to look over and maybe put on the T-shirts and other products .
Send them to firstname.lastname@example.org
Here we go again ....
The Menstrual Militia is now recruiting. Arm yourself with a Tampon Shooter.
3-D Tetris - I can barely parallel park...
Book teaches sex to 4-year-olds in graphic detail
AIDS speaker charged with feigning illness
One of the few people on MySpace you want to become a fashion trendsetter.
You cant stand your girlfriend or boyfriend and want to end it with them , Let Lady Raptastic do it for you .
Pardon my french , But here's some Pussy waxing time from Big Brother Australia
Orange Letter allows you to anonymously send a snail mail to someone, and then allows you to pay for and receive their reply without ever revealing your identity. It's all done through the web, too, so nobody has to lick any stamps or deal with that paper stuff. They do collect your information for billing purposes though, so, you know, keep it legal.
Let the debating begin: Rolling Stone's "500 Greatest Songs of All-Time"
50-year old restaurant that once employed Hometown Buffet founder driven out of business by new Hometown Buffet
Friday, July 28, 2006
Ok, RANT TIME !
I hope you all read the threads on this stupid war because it is just my thoughts ....stupid !
I have a good question : How many wars are we going to be involved in ? Why dont we try and get our troops out of this first senseless war before we start defending terrorists from other countries and fighting thier battles too ..what a joke when we cant even get behind our own troops long enough to know what war is anymore .
Just recently there was an investigation about 4 soilders who saw thier friend get killed in an Iraq village and then in turn retaliated and attacked the village , I mean it is war and all . Now the media is going crazy , the goverment is going crazy and are going to order sensitivity training for all the marines because these soilders retaliated against this village where thier brothers were killed in front of them . Let me ask this question , How come everytime the Marines do something that is supposedly wrong the media and goverment go crazy but when the Iraq soilders drag our soilders through the streets behind jeeps we turn the blind eye and dismiss it like nothing happened .We hear things like it's war , things happen in war , people get killed in war ...
NO , Why dont we start defending the people who are on our side fighting for our country and stop worrying about the people we are fighting against . A perfect example is when we bombed the shit out of Iraq then set contractors over to fix everything ...WHAT ?
Im sick of the media always blaming our side . You go around following this marine for 6 months investigating this war tactic and point fingers at the people who are fighting for us ( and Bush's oil) .
START SUPPORTING THE TROOPS WHO ARE FIGHTING FOR US AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE , FUCK ISREAL AND FUCK IRAQ . BRING OUR BOYS HOME AND LET THE TERRORISTS FIGHT THIER OWN FUCKING BATTLES !
Bill Simmons offers his solutions to the most common Fantasy Football problems.
What better to improve the Kama Sutra than to render each position in 3D and let viewers circle 360 degrees around the couple to make sure they get everything just right.
Some Korean guy has, so far, excreted 3.5 pounds of cocaine since his arrest. He is reportedly quite popular in PMITA prison, inmates refer to him as "the coolest vending machine ever"
For the last year in Germany, someone has been scouring the public parks for piles of dog poo and sticking miniature flag portraits of George Bush into them. These sorts of antics aren't really that interesting on their own, but the gallery now containing 236 images (and growing) was entertaining. You can even get flags for free if you'd like to contribute to the gallery.
A gorgeous David Hasselhoff Calendar...are my eyes bleeding yet ?
RONG. It's like PONG, but more... round. When the arena border is your color, avoid missing the ball. The "hump" is your friend.
Mini Cooper owners get secret decoder ring, to read secret message in advertisement.
The 10 Most Ridiculous Metal Album Covers
Another Riddle Game.....Good luck... it's gonna make you cry.
Stephanie, The Asstastic Girl Next Door
Portuguese man-of-war spotted off Rhode Island coast
A little celebrity porn for ya ...
Jessica Simpson's new bikini photos
Actress Patricia Heaton post boob job photo .
Hello, strangers of the internet. This page is a gallery of pictures. The pictures are simple enough: the people in the photos have been digitally removed and replaced with drawings
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Hoot's Thursday Things
Good Thursday to everyone!
Oh and my belated b-day wishes to you Richie.
To the links we go.
A different take on the Simpsons. The Singhsons.
Sites Google Agreed to Censor in China
Get drunk with ESPN.
Hey dude look out for that helicopter!!
A couple weeks back Richie brought all of us the Nextdoor Nikki pics of her unveiling her boobs. Now here is the full video.
Feel the power of OXYGEN. Get your Big Ox now. O2 in a can.
Even the video games are getting in on the famous world cup headbutt. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Zidane style. (It's the first video. The second two are trailers for the new game.)
Check this kid out. The two year old break dancin king.
Get your shampoo from a set of shower breasts.
Air pollution, cramped living in Athens breeding 'super mosquitoes'
Some girls are just so friendly with each other!
Kids don't try this at home. The supersoaker flamethrower!
Galapagos: Like No Place Else On Earth
Everbody loves cake. The joy of cakes.
Getting that perfect cumshot for the porn mags isn't as easy as you think.
That's all folks!
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Ct Sportsplex Softball Championships
Hey , We got our D softball championship today so I gotta get some Zzz's .
Wish us luck !
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Lets go ..
Welcome to WatchConcert.com , It's a Live music online television station that has tons and tons of live video of your favorite bands old and new ....check it out .
The only thing better than a perfectly executed table slam is a failed attempt at a table slam
If you can get through the 5th dimension without a headache, you win!
Pedestrian decapitated by car ( not for the squeamish )
Hometeens4real is just what it sounds like , Nicely done amatuer porn .
Are you crazy enough for EXTREME HAMMOCK
Sure, it's McDonalds, but this is a pretty fantastic concept
The Top Ten Unintentionally Terrible Company Domain Names
For a carpotunnel good time , play Arrow Tag
This audio clip 8 minutes long, and worth every second of it. This is the very first time I've ever felt sorry for a telemarketer.
Monday, July 24, 2006
My Monday Droppings
What a good time we had a the party saturday night , For those of you who missed you missed an awesome time .( It was nice to see mr. Rich G there )
Im going to rant a little this week but Im not going to right out of the gate so enjoy your nice monday .
Thieves steal specially made motorcycle from circus monkey
In this long video (nearly 20 minutes), Kevin Smith has a lot of interesting things to say about his Superman Lives script, including gems like "I over-compensated because I grew up fat."
The Top 10 Rock-and-Roll Diss Songs
Japan Acoustics Laboratory invents device to translate canine speech
Tom's Hardware is running a great article on how to build a water-cooled, 4GHz gaming PC for $720, with detailed information on what parts to buy, and assembly. This is the kind of machine that would cost you three times as much pre-built, so if you're considering a new rig, now's a good time to build
Some brides are cuter than others. These are the "others"
For those of you sitting in a cube looking at The Daily Column rather than working, here's a song about you.
Bob Geldof forced to cancel two concerts after selling 50 tickets out of 12,000 for sale.
BLENDER lists "The Worst On-Stage Meltdowns in Music History"
Christine Vinson by the pool
Friday, July 21, 2006
Happy Friday to All
There are alot of very interesting threads going on in the forums as we speak with such topics as The Was in the middle east , Stem Cell research and much more .
C'Mon in and add to the already great discussions .
My Little Pony + The Big Lebowski + Reservoir Dogs + Slingblade ...just watch it !
Surprise. YouTube sued over copyright infringement
Catholic High School Girls in Trouble - When all else fails, throw in a boobie, and you're gonna be a hit.
In honor of Hooters CEO Robert Brooks "earning his wings" , here are a half-dozen, hot and spicy ladies who started out as Hooters girls and eventually went on to bigger and better things
Girl raised by a pack of dogs is now 23, still wants steak (with pic)
Coming soon on ESPN , The Top Ten Most Obscure "Sports" in the World
A quest for a few used games turns into the discovery of the greatest used video game store in the world.
Ok , let's start a thread about this ....Shameful Fads From The '90s.
Top poker players go all in for lawsuit against World Poker Tour
Strange Statues From Around The World
The 11 Best Chappelle's Show Skits of All-Time (with video of each). Luckily ten of the skits preceded the "Lost Episodes," so you only have to listen to Charlie Murphy and Donnell Rawlins fumblefuck their way through one introduction.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Hoot's Thursday Things
Well maybe the USA can't police everything after all. The World Trade Organization is to investigate whether US restrictions on internet gambling breach world trade rules.
Just how many earthquakes did the world have the last 7 days? The Earthquake Hazards Program keeps you up to date.
If a grown man starts screaming in an elevator something terrible must be wrong right? This is hilarious!
Federal agency tells Nascar's Kurt Busch that his wedding plans have some bugs.
This is a strange game. How many balls can you touch? Balltoucher! I touched 97 balls.
Or how long can you juggle your balls? Ballsmacker! I got 16.
Oil tanker fire may have been caused by lightning.
Buzzwhack. Dedicated to de-mystifying buzzwords.
Crazy cat speaking in tounges!
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
What a wild night we had here in CT last night because of the massive lightning storm that passed through . I was umpiring a game in West Haven and we had to call it in the 3rd due to the sky just lighting up with bolts going every which way .
It seems that the world has been taking a giant shit lately with all the wildfires, the recent Tsunami and WWIII going on in the middle east . But when I look out my window all I see is little birds chirping so screw em all .
This new backlit lenticular Spider-Man 3 poster changes Spidey's chest from black to red depending on what angle you're looking from.
Video footage of the now famous TWO FACED KITTEN born in Ohio earlier this week.
Israeli troops re-invade Lebanon to quash remainder of Hezbollah resistance..Crazy Shit .
Love your balls guys , make them a part of your life .
If you're trying to cash a check made out to your dead mother, the bank may notice when you tape your picture over hers on the ID and make some changes to it in pen
Random Amatuers vol II ..so nice .
Every episode of South Park, ever.
Confederate sub may have sunk when crew opened hatch to replenish the oxygen
"The writing is on the moldy, urine stained, concrete wall. My prison bitch and I are growing apart."
New video evidence has been released putting this whole headbutt mess into perspective
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Picture Contest TIME
Ok , It's just too hot to do this today so Im just gonna post a picture for the picture contest and be done with it today ...( Hey , at least it's better than the snow !)
Ok , here is your picture for the contest and if you dont know the rules by now ....dont respond .
Monday, July 17, 2006
Hey Guys ,
Hope everyone got to get out and enjoy the sun yesterday because I know I did .
Remember the story a a couple weeks back about the DC forum member who was donating his Kidney to his sister , Well he is finally out of the hospital and left us this message in the forums :
hey everone. i just wanted to let those of you know who were interested that i made it back home from the hospital today. my sister is doing well. she is expected to make it home sometime early this week. my kidney started working as soon as they "installed" it in gloria, sorry, lack of better word at the moment. thank you for all of the support. i wanted to keep you all updated from the hospital, but appearently their wifi network is firewalled or passcode blocked or something, i could connect, but i couldnt view any pages or actually use the connection for anything. but just wanted to say thanks again. talk to yall later.
Great to hear everything went ok and hope you 2 are back on your feet soon .
The Worst Comedians of All Time ( read the quotes they are hysterical )
In case you missed it .....Zinedine Zidane got ejected from the World Cup for this devastating headbutt on Italy's Marco Materazzi.
And now there's even a game inspired by the incident
Another reason to move to Scottsdale - Ingrid, age 25, the top BMW mechanic in the US
What’s Hiding in Owen Wilson’s Shag?
180,000 Clay Figurines , dont ask why or even try to figure it out .
Bill Clinton forced to walk through metal detector at airport, just like the rest of us. For some reason, this is considered 'news'
Another Maxim list : The Best Neighbors in Sitcom History
There are 5 distinct patterns you will have to learn to theoretically be able to play Pac-Man until it stalls at level 255. And here they are.
And 1 more list : The 50 greatest one hit wonders. Can you think of any more ?
NEXT DOOR NIKKI'S boobs are finally revealed !
Friday, July 14, 2006
My Friday Observations
It was a little slow early at The Reef last night , so I was flipping through the stations and came across ESPN and let me tell you this station is really reaching .
Now I realize that poker is a TV ratings phenomenom and I love it myself , I actually will watch the same match a couple times even though I know who wins because I enjoy watching it that much but there were a couple show that got me wondering what is the mind frame of some of these people who think of these shows .
I started out by watching The World Series of DOMINOES . Cmon man Dominoes is about as boring as watching paint dry
Then came the commercial for The World Series of DARTS ? The only place you should be watching Darts is in a bar while watching the real world series on TV .
I mean whats next , The World Series of Monopoly or The Hungry Hungry Hippos world championships ...Oh wait I know , How about the Rock , Paper , Scissors championship ....Oh wait ...nevermind.
A shitload of Free Games ( thanks McFly)
Chappelle's Show (New Season): Tupac's lyrics were "a little bit before their time"
Here's a genius - Pete Coors, head of Coors, arrested for drunk driving
Drag racing at 1000 frames per second.
Bacon-eating burglar arrested after cooking up two-pounds of pork in victim's kitchen
Jenna Nickol takes a dip
"On yesterday’s Adam Carolla radio show, Ann Coulter called in to the show an hour and a half late, then told the host "I am really tight on time."Carolla responded, 'All right, well get lost' and then hung up on her mid-sentence." (w/audio)
The Top 30 Game Show Hosts of All Time
Street performer defies the laws of nature by stacking his pet mouse on top of his pet cat on top of his pet dog -- that is, until he's arrested by the Bisbee, AZ police. (With a pic of the dog/cat/mouse pyramid)
For the Clerks fanboys: Kevin Smith discusses his Superman script debacle
Here is The Scariest Road in Bolivia
Top Ten "A-List" Celebrities Who Are Better Off Just Doing Porn
Photographer Arin Ahnell has come up with a interesting concept. Instead of using Photoshop to alter the look of his images, he uses these odd things called "filters" that attach to the end of his lenses, giving the photographs an otherworldly appearance. Amazing!
MARY JANE SCOTT - CYBER GIRL OF THE WEEK
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Hoot's Thursday Things
Big problems for the Big Dig.
While on the subject of Boston. Here is why Granny Ramirez is such a loser. Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig slammed Manny Ramirez for missing Tuesday’s All-Star Game, saying it is “beyond my comprehension” why the Red Sox outfielder, the top vote getter in the American League, would not make the trip to Pittsburgh. You get voted in by the fans and your peers, and granted you are hurt, but at least have the decent dignity to show up for the festivites you big piece of shit!!! Other players who were injured and selected but could not play made the trip.
And before all you Sox fans start moaning that I am bashing them read the whole article including the part about Ted Williams playing through an all star game with a broken elbow. Not rippin on the Red Sox just lame ol Manny!
You knew it was coming. A gadget that records and replicates odor.
Ahhh another mega nipple slip compilation!
Gallery of weird buildings.
Remember kids always attach tow ropes to the frame, not the body!
Inside the Ferrari Factory
Gotta love girls who flash!
This is a bad day at work.
Flying suicide bomber drones could be almost unstoppable.
Some more soccer stuff. Topless soccer is the way to go.
Sorry to double post from a site but this is breaking video with exclusive audio that might explain what could have gotten France's Zidane so worked up that he would headbutt Materazzi at the 2006 World Cup final.
Brain power: your wish is the computer's command.
Lots of amateur porn!!!
Have a good one!
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Am I the only one sick of the whole Tom Cruise career wrecking path he has been on lately ? Now they are doubting whether he ever really had a baby with Katie Holmes ...who cares ?!
Let's get into it ....
A 25-year-old, 6-foot-7, 240-pound guy beats a 72-year-old, 5-foot-2, 100-pound guy to death. All charges dropped after claim of self defense
Major League Baseball's "This Guy Is Still Playing?" Team
This should be fun...
"Artist Brian Springer spent a year scouring the airwaves with a satellite dish grabbing back channel news feeds not intended for public consumption. The result of his research is SPIN, one of the most insightful films ever made about the mechanics of how television is used as a tool of social control to distort and limit the American public's perception of reality."
Here are The Official rules of wiffle ball explained
The Chinese are creating a giant space ship. Actually, it's probably just a building that resembles an intergalactic destroyer of ultimate doom. Anybody know the story on this thing?
Jessica Biel is quickly closing in on "Even If I Found Out She Had a Cock, I'd Still Strongly Consider Dating Her" status
China bans "Pirates of Carribbean," because they fear the bad influence it may have
Elena slips out of her schoolgirl uniform
See , this is what scares the shit out of me .
Expert Help For Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise (Assuming your league allows you to draft nothing but fictional serial killers)
Monday, July 10, 2006
Hey All , Welcome Back after a great weekend .
I promised pics of the TDC Merchadise I got last week and here they are :
The Mouse Pad
Order your stuff today and promote the shit out of this site because the more people join , that much better this all becomes .
Ok , Here We Go ....
Courtney Cox slipping the nip#1...right off the Bat !
Nothing like a bunch of Crazy UFC Knockouts to brighten your monday morning blues .
Kids' Beer takes off in Japan....you heard me right .
Mind Your Manor is similar to the popular "Grow" games, though shorted and less refined.
The 10 Worst Jobs to Have in the Action Film Universe
Student recieves an A on a "Guns in School" paper..... funny part is that student is Eric Harris
Be the hero at every party you attend when you show up with a portable stripper pole.
Lindsay Lohan in various states of bikini magic
Stephen Hawking can't figure out answer to a question, turns to a Yahoo messageboard for answers
Friday, July 07, 2006
My Friday Wind Down
Everything went GREAT !
My daughter is doing very well after her surgery and is quickly on the mend . I want to thank all of you for all your kind words and thoughts because they really meant alot to her when I let her read that thread .
I got my 1st shipment of TDC merchandise and Im gonna post pics on Monday of what I got so you can make a purchase after you see what it looks like .
I am also in the preocess of trying to put together a TDC meeting @ The Brick Alley Tavern complete with drink specials , special guest apperances and more . Be on the lookout for it .
Im posting this because I think it will make for a good disscusion in the forums today .....I dont really know if it's true but it really makes you think ?
A map containing all we know about "Lost" up to this point, including island locations, DHARMA stations, all survivors known and unknown. Not safe for dialup
This cant be a smart idea ....Indiana now offering lifetime handgun permits
If your going to visit an Island and need a tour guide , You better hope you get this guy .
Lindsay Lohan in various states of bikini magic
EBay bans use of Google Checkout. This probably has nothing to do with them owning PayPal
Major League Baseball's "This Guy Is Still Playing?" Team
The Citizen's Guide To Surviving Police Encounters
Elena slips out of her schoolgirl uniform ....HUUURRRRAAAAYYY !
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Sorry For the Drop in .....
Sorry for the interruption Hoot but I just wanted all of you to know my 6 y.o daughter is going in for surgery this morning and I might not be doing a column tommorrow .
A couple weeks back we noticed a small lump in her front groin area and when we touched it , it seemed to disappear which was wierd . After a trip to the pediatrician he informed us it was probably a hernia that she was born with and it never surfaced until now . So we went to Yale for a pediatric surgeon's advice and to confirm that it definatley was a hernia and what our options were . She told us it would be an In & Out surgery with a couple weeks mend time so we opted to do it now rather than wait till school starts , she wont be able to swim for a week or two but we will keep her busy to take her mind off of it .
It's her 1st serious visit to the doctor in her life and she's a little nervous and to be honest so am I , but they say it's a routine surgery which put my mind at ease a little . We will see what tommorrow brings but I just thought I would keep you guys informed in case I didnt get around to putting a column together tommorrow .
Now , Back to Hoot's Column .
Good day to everyone out there!
Nothing on my so I will get to it.
This guy must feel like a complete ass now.
Tired of uploading your funny videos to Youtube and not getting paid for it? Then try eefoof.com, a site that promises to share a percentage of the site's revenue depending on how many viewers a video clip attracts.
This blog has some interesting points. Where Is Osama? The Enron Collapse. Ken Lay Is Dead.
Holy shit a 720 degree dunk!
Better hurry to Home Depot and get yours now before they sell out. The hot new sport X-Treme Wheelbarrow.
Some sick crashes!!
If you laugh at this..... well then something is wrong with you.
This is handy. Dropload is a place for you to drop your files off and have them picked up by someone else at a later time.
Cool site. Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
Run Lizzie run in the rain!!!
That is all today. See ya.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Have you ever noticed that your more tired after a couple days off than if you worked all the days through . 4 straight days at the beach wore me out and Im kinda looking forward to getting back to "regular life" .
I hope everyone had a safe & fun long weekend
August 19, 2006: one thousand guitarists will play "Louie Louie" at the same time
You got World Cup Fever yet , If not you will after playing this .
Artist Stefan Hoenerloh does some stuff with oil on canvas that's more realistic looking than most people could do with a camera
The underappreciated art of firecracker labels
The 27 Worst Family Feud Answers... Ever
Ever wonder how fireworks work? Well wonder no more my good people .
Jamie Kennedy thoroughly serves a waitress for correcting him while on stage.
This is a real 911 call placed by someone unhappy with Burger King.
Family Guy: Best of Stewie
4 year old stripped of beauty pageant crown for flipping off the crowd
What's your Brazilian soccer name?
Sorry Pervs , No Porn today .
Monday, July 03, 2006
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