Hoot's Thursday Things

Hello again to everyone. No word from Richie as to his new computer so I am still here for ya!

Let's do it.

Oompa Loompa comes to life. Man nearly drowns in 70 gallons of chocolate.

I know he probably can't see this now but I wonder if Richie knows how to make a Bloody Frog Cum.

I am sure this game will get a lot of shit for what it is about. Rockstar Games(makers of the Grand Theft Auto series) presents the trailer for Bully.

Their mother must be so proud. Brothers driving drunk crash into each other.

This is so bad it is hilarious. Pregnant Britney introduces her man Kfed and his fresh moves at the Teen Choice awards.

Man leads police on 2-county chase in Grapevine, Texas. Here is the end of the chase on video where the real tragedy happens. He crashes into a beer truck. Thankfully it is reported no beer was harmed in the incident.

Ahh that's just a bunch of crap!

No more spontaneous, drunken 3 a.m. weddings in sin city Las Vegas.

IdiomSite. Find out why you say what you say!

Former Whitewater special counsel Kenneth Starr petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to take up Alaska’s “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” case, a dispute involving a high school student, a banner and a tough school policy.

F.I.A. - The Female Intelligence Agency examines:
Female breasts:
for men or for breastfeeding? Find out at 007 Breasts.com

Daveyboy this one is for you. Errr....well....ummm...your wife?!?! A mother suspected of driving a tagging crew of five -- including two of her children -- in her sport utility vehicle as they allegedly spray painted graffiti is being held without bond, authorities said Monday.

Are you in the healthcare industry and need a new job? Check out Medhunters.com

Morons. Offices are full of them; irritating little people with no redeeming features, forming their own social hierarchies within the walls of the workplace. It's understandable, of course; if you were to sit in the same room day after day, staring at spreadsheets and filling out orders, the monotony of your life only rivalled by the monotony of your thoughts and dreams, you too would be yearning for your own besuited Lord of the Flies scenario.

Which Office Moron Are You?

Disclaimer: This next thing I received in an email with no credit to whoever wrote it. I put it here for you to enjoy and make no claim that it is an original that I wrote.

And I will leave you with:

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1) You can GET chocolate.

2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Till tomorrow. Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Wednesday Whatever

Hey now!

A quick one today.

Be Bad. Simple but frustrating game because if you die you start from the beginning.

Phew it stinks in here. Canadian Idol Fart!

The right guy to fuck with has been identified.

Moron Marathon

Beer Bottle Bum Fight!

The Mideast Conflict in ONE MINUTE!

Are you SURE you want to remove that?

Couch Potato
A fan video for Weird Al's parody of Eminem's "Lose Yourself"

Adios. Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Tuesday Tidbits

Whats happenin' all?

I think this is a good idea.

Did you ever feel like there just weren't enough hours in the day? Have you ever stayed up late because you weren't tired enough to go to bed? Have you ever felt like you didn't get enough sleep and it was, too soon, time to get up? Have you ever wished for more free time to pursue different activities and goals?

If you can relate to these feelings, you will be interested in the 28 Hour Day.

A stupid game. Meatball Madness. Oh a no you dropa da meatball!!

Yikes!! Massive birth mark.

Create your own video game with Microsoft’s XNA Game Studio

Japanese Drum Machine

A cat that walks on its front two paws.

Mmmm girls and their toys!!!

Who studies this stuff??? The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants.

Now this is my kind of soccer.(for the ads on the site)

Celeb Safari. Community submitted, non-professional photos of celebrities out and about.

Nice. FHM Bikini babes.

Classrooms were a little less crowded at Morton High School on the first day of classes: 128 students were sent home for wearing the wrong clothes.

Little League World Series has some interesting sponsors.

Boy you couldn't see this one coming a mile away. Not. Prosecutors abruptly dropped their case Monday against John Mark Karr in the slaying of JonBenet Ramsey, saying DNA tests failed to put him at the crime scene despite his insistence he sexually assaulted and strangled the 6-year-old beauty queen.

Mmmm my goodness I want to marry this girl. She is perfect. Carmen the Angel!

See ya. Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Monday Mayhem

Hello. Hello.

Violent Video Games Ban in Louisiana Blocked.

It is good to see that some of our government still works and is trying to protect our first amendment rigths.

One thing I want to rant a bit about from this article is this:

Gov. Kathleen Blanco said in a statement late Friday she believes violent video games harm children.

"I'm calling on all parents to diligently monitor the video games that their children are allowed to play. If the courts can not protect our children, then we need to do it by rejecting the merchant of violence," the statement said.

Let me repeat that part again:

Gov. Kathleen Blanco said in a statement late Friday she believes violent video games harm children.

"I'm calling on all parents to diligently monitor the video games that their children are allowed to play. If the courts can not protect our children, then we need to do it by rejecting the merchant of violence," the statement said.

I love how she says that parents should diligently monitor what their children are allowed to play. No fuckin shit Sherlock. Then she says if the courts can not protect our children. What? She is nuts. It is not the governments job to protect the children. Yes they are there to help and come up with laws to help in ways but this fuckin moronic governor expects them to protect them to the very end. Ummm, hello it is the parents responsibilty to protect and to raise and teach their own children right from wrong and to watch over what they are involved with. Get a clue Blanco. Nice job spending the tax dollars of your state on stupid things like this when you still have lots of people that still neeed help recovering from Hurricnae Katrina.

Where is Johnny Jet this week?

This is kinda creepy. Snake eating an egg!

Big oil too big to pay attention to reports. Remember the story about BP's Alaska pipeline problems. Well an engineering firm raised a red flag more than four years ago about BP PLC's monitoring of its Alaska oil pipelines, documents show.

Body Hot Spots: The Anatomy of Human Social Organs and Behavior

"I have been a witness, and these pictures are my testimony. The events I have recorded should not be forgotten and must not be repeated." -James Nachtwey

This is funny. Drunk driver struggling to reach for his license after he drops it on the floor at the police station.

Bush and Saddam Should Both Stand Trial, Says Nuremberg Prosecutor.

Ask Google images search a question and see what answers you get.

The philosophy of liberty.

A compilation of a young Mike Tyson giving some great beatings.

Framed A4 papercut

You know the books, CDs, DVDs, and other stuff you’re finished with?
Well, somebody wants them. Zunafish lets you trade your old media items for new titles you’d rather have.

See you tomorrow.

Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Friday Fill In

Hello there. Sorry about the missed column yesterday but I had a few celebratory b-day drinks Wed. night and well no column was to be had. I saw Richie that night and he said he would do one for me but he failed to come through or so I thought. Then on Thursday night I saw Rich at the Reef and he tells me that he went to do the column Wednesday night but he could not get on his computer. Turns out some sort of magnetic storm, little gremlins or space aliens fried his comp together with his tv and it melted the insides. Yea I know it sounds fishy but this is what the computer guy told him. Either way he has no access to do the column or answer any emails or messages and he wants me to tell you that he should be back up and runnig with a new pc sometime next week. He sends his hello to all. Until then you are stuck with me. Ha ha!!!

Let's do it.

Cuba travel pictures.

The new and improved Breast Enhancing Ringtone.

Change the science books. Our soalr system only has eight planets now. Pluto, beloved by some as a cosmic underdog but scorned by astronomers who considered it too dinky and distant, was unceremoniously stripped of its status as a planet Thursday.

Thousand most popular photographs of Flickr.

What can you do with a toy bowling pin, some Pledge and a laser pointer? A little pug bowling anyone?

It's a technological first. A well-placed probe fitted with 7 video cameras—6 with a 60-degree field-of-view designed to achieve a full 360-degree field-of-view (one failed during deployment, resulting in a 300-degree field-of-view) and one pointing upward—captures footage inside a tornado,

Springdoo. Video email made easy.

This is freaky. Baby born with two heads!!!

Another sports star goes bad. Former major league slugger Albert Belle was sentenced to three months in jail and five years of supervised probation Thursday for stalking his ex-girlfriend.

I think this has been posted before but I will put it again. Throw paper.

How much should your payraise be??

Or are you getting laid off? Well just go dumpster diving. At least that is what Northwest Airlines says. In a remarkable bit of corporate insensitivity, Northwest Airlines brass gave workers it is laying off a booklet offering "101 Ways To Save Money," including "don't be shy about pulling something you like out of the trash" and "ask your doctor for samples of prescriptions."

That is all. Everyone have a great weekend.

See ya. Peace. Hoot23

Humpday Happenings

Hey All , I wanna wish Hoot a Happy Birthday today and have one on me there Hoot because without your contributions we wouldnt be the website we are today so ..

Thanks and have a great day today .

We have alot of people in the forums with alot of different views on everything as far as the eye can see and I am kinda conducting an experiment to see just how different we all are . This is how it works : I am going to ask a simple question in a thread I am going to start and I would like an honest and detailed answer to the question . The answer just has to be YOUR answer because there will be no right answer and you watch just how differently we all think of certain things .

Let's Go ......

Phun.org's enormous collection of girls in bikinis ( believe it or not , It's safe for work)

Meet the strongest Dad in the world :

"Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars--all in the same day."

Oil prices climb back above $72 a barrel due to hurricanes that haven't happened yet

The Top Ten Unmanliest Superheroes

Well this site has been blowing up as of late : You like youtube ? Your gonna love Pornotube !

Alaskan cruise ship arrives at port with dead whale pinned to bow

The little league world series is chock full of cheaters ...am I wrong ?

Artist Julian Murphy disguises erotic art as things we see every day.

StatueMolesters.com: Find a statue... make it smile.

Having solved all their other problems, the federal court system convicts a man for stealing cable

Choose Your Own Adventure: Keg Party

Hoot's How Sweep It Is Tuesday Fill In

So I guess Richie is away to play today and he wants me to cover for him. I found this out by reading the Monday column. You can always call me to ask to fill in for ya Mr. Fowler.

I am sure I will here some shit about this but I don't care. I will talk a bit about what Richie didn't yesterday and that is the Yankees sweeping and spanking the Sox around Yawkey Way up in Boston for 5 games. Final score in the series Yankees 49 - Red Sox 26. Wow what a great series for those of us who love the Yanks. I think Boston needs a whole new bullpen after that set of games. The number of hits=61, walks=38 and runs=49 they gave up was wild. A couple of come from behind wins and then even a good ol pitchers duel to end it. Sweeet Sweeeep!!! OK I will spare any of you Boston fans anymore pain and get to the links. Just after this here pic:

Under water discovery with the Franck Goddio Society.

Sticking wth the water theme. Scuba dive Phuket with the Marina Diving Resort.

Nice Nips Jessica Alba

Which 80's song fits you?

Get your votes in. Booble cover girl contest!

This looks like a blast. Skating at the waterpark.

A little ZatteVrienden.be. Huh? I don't know what it translates too but there is some good Amatuer pics here.

How stuff is made.

Chris Rock said it first; he said that as a father your only job in life is to keep your daughter off of the stripper pole. I can only imagine what runs through a father’s mind when his twin daughters become porn stars where they fuck multiple partners and each other in some hardcore lesbian porn. But really what do we care? They aren’t our fucking daughters.

Time for my own shameless plug. Tomorrow the 23rd day of August is my birthday. Sooo if any of you see me out n about I will take a Kettle One and Soda with a lemon......Nahh I am only kidding......$20 bucks will be fine!!!

Till Thursday...that is if I am not too hung over to do a column.

See ya. Peace. Hoot23

My Monday Stuff

With the "real" sports season coming up , there is a few things that need to be addressed . Ohh by real sports season I mean football is starting ( college & pro ), baseball playoffs and hockey is starting ...real sports season .

First off is the NEW Yankee Stadium , Now alot of yankee fans I have spoken to really dont want it because the old stadium holds so much rich history & charm from the old days that it would be sacriligious to tear it down . But nowadays baseball is a totally different animal and it's all driven by the dollar . Not that the Yanks dont make enough money or anything but a new stadium would bring so much more revenue in the long run that it would be stupid not to build a new one with sky boxes and luxury suites . These new stadiums are more about the experience of entertainment rather than the actual game itself anyways .You could spend an hour at the ballpark before you even see the field in some of these new ones because there is so much do ...So Im for the new stadium .

And as the #1 Cowboy fan in the world , I get asked about T.O all the time now . My answer to them is I dont care if he runs over a nun pushing a baby carriage on the way to the park as long as he catches me 100 yards and a touchdown or two a game . He's a bad guy off the field sure , but he can flat out play and that all I care about ....So Im for T.O being a Cowboy

Im sure there are a bunch more issues like the Yanks smoking the Sox this weekend but I'll leave that ballbreaking to someone else .

Here we go ....

THIS GIRL NAILED IT PERFECTLY - I am in awe how spot on she is about The Top Ten Myths About Bartenders

The Worst "Price is Right" Contestant of All-Time. Bob looks like he's on the verge of spaying her throughout the second half of this depressing clip.

Keeping with the game show theme ....A "Family Feud" answer so brutal, host Richard Dawson spent the entire rest of the show fighting off laughing fits.

Baby Rock Records is releasing an album with Metallica songs that have been transformed into lullabies for your babies

This has been getting a ton of press in the last couple of weeks. Here's the best presentation that's been submitted so far, demonstrating some of the photo fraud that's been in the news recently.

World's best strip poker players gather to call each other's buff

Geriatric1927 (Peter) is a 78 year old man that decided to make videos of himself telling his life story, and then uploaded them to YouTube. It took about a week for him to become the most popular attraction on the most popular website on the Internet. If you've got some time, sit down for a while and listen to Peter's story. He's a likable guy.

Baseball's Top Ten Men of Mustache

There's been a lot of chatter on the Internet in the last month about about a technique called "bump keying" that can be used to open something like 80% of existing locks. MAKE is on it with a video demonstration, and some additional information on how you can get started on your own.

WestJet accidentally picks phone sex line to book flight reservations

I'll be in Newport tommorow so hopefully I can get Hoot to do a column for me .

Pay no attention

Dont mind this guys , just doing a friend a favor ....carry on

Hoot's Thursday Things

Thursday again and the weekend is almost here.

It seems like they have been hyping this movie forever now, but don't forget that Snakes On A Plane premieres tomorrow. I just don't see this one doing well at all.

Well lookie here. A former schoolteacher has admitted to killing 6-year-old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey and will face charges of murder, kidnapping and child sexual assault in Colorado.

Nothing like a hammerhead shark to add to your fishing adventures.

Ahhh the good old Forbidden Library.

Look out for that meteor.

Some great pictures here. Wilds Things Photography.

Gotta love lesbians. Mmmmm

Permaculture. A way of greening the desert.

Slick Casino Thieves.

Journey of Mankind. The peopling of the world.

Now I don't agree with the name of this product but any crazy bitches out there might like it. All men are bastards knife block.

See ya. Peace. Hoot23

A rare wednesday rant

I dont know if you all have been following the story of Justus Suggs , the 13 year old boy who was shot in the head by a stray bullet in New Haven , or The Wild Wild West, as it's known around here lately . Now I have been torn about this , not by the terrible trajedy of course , but by the words and actions of the mom on certain issues.

First off the situation the mom has been put in is obviously one I wouldnt wish on my worst enemy . Her 13 year old son was shot in cold blood , stayed in a Coma for 10 days then the mom had to make a decision to either pull the plug or try and keep fighting ...she chose the first . I dont know If I can ever make that decision with my child's life no matter if the doctor told me he wouldnt wake up again because stranger things have happened and there is always hope in my eyes . We covered most of this in the forums a while back with the whole Terry Shiavo thing , It was a very good debate so read about everyones thoughts HERE . This was her choice and I am NOT condeming her on her decision because everyone is different and I was just saying I couldnt do it is all .

But what I do have a problem with is when the mom comes out and demands the city and state pay for her childs funeral and burial . Now I know there is a grant set up for murdered victims in CT and I think it covers $4000 or so but where does this woman get off trying to have to city pick up the rest of the bill ?

PAY FOR YOUR SONS FUNERAL !!! .... THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO COMMENT ON IN THE NEWS LIKE STOPPING URBAN VIOLENCE , MORE POLICE TO BEEF UP PATROLS , A CURFEW FOR KIDS UNDER 15 AND SO ON . But this greedy woman comes out and this is her first point of issue after the greiving had subsided. If the goverment went around and payed for every murdered vitims funerals , we would be in debt up to our ears .....ummm wait , arent we already ?

Ok , Here we go ......

Who hasn't fantasized about rocking a packed arena as delirious women pelt you with panties? Pay attention, fanboy, because Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp is giving you that chance

Bruno Kirby passed away last night @ 57 years old ..wow

Is there a Nuclear war starting in 10 days? ( Thanks McFly)

Mets catcher Paul Da Luca has a hot soon to be ex wife and now you can see what he enjoyed for a while till he screwed things up .

THAT'S RIGHT LADIES OF THE TDC , THIS IS YOUR SHOT . Are you lonely and need that special someone to spend those lonely nights with ? Well click HERE and win a date with porn star legend Ron Jeremy .

Play Moundcharger and see if you can come up with any phrases that will make this hot chick charge the mound and beat the pitchers ass .. I came up with 2 so far ( kick his ass is one )

Why buy your shoes new when you can get them ....seasoned ?

The new Miken 2006 T22C6 Titanium Composite Slowpitch Bat is out and it is fucking Sweeeeeet .

Take a Trip

Hey All ...sorry about no coulmn yesterday but we went on a mini vacation and got back late .

We went to Hershey Park on Saturday and it was alot of fun . The kids had a blast but it is the kind of place where there are really only 2 kinds of rides : Kiddie rides and Adult rides , there really isnt any combo rides which made it tough for the parents ( 8 of us ) to go on any rides but the kids ( 8 of them ) went on everything imaginable in the park . The Park was overly commercialized , which was to be expected , and very packed but over all it was a pretty cool place and we would probably go back .

The best part of the trip came after we got out of the park , We stayed at a place called the Willow Valley resort and it was phenominal . It was a family resort and didnt miss a trick . They had 45 acres of stuff to do . Im gonna copy and paste right off the website :

Here you'll find 342 beautifully decorated guest rooms and suites, award-winning smorgasbords and a variety of activities and amenities including 3 pools, golf, complimentary bus tour, spa services, family activities, high speed wireless internet, and more. There's even an indoor water playground that the kids will really enjoy.

Check it out next time you want to take a long weekend .

Ok , lets get to it .....

Bill Hicks' legendary 1990 "One Night Stand" performance, in its entirety for all you Hicks fans like me .

With the right amount of strobing light, you can make dripping water look like it's standing still, or moving in reverse. Nate True took this idea a step further by using strobing UV LEDs and water combined with fluorescent dye to make the effect look really dramatic.

Publix supermarkets testing car-shaped shopping carts with a TV in them that plays Barney, the Wiggles and Bob the Builder.

The funniest police report you will read all day

"A few of us at work have been pranked one too many times by a certain coworker by the name of Mike. He was out of town for a few days and we had some extra cardboard laying around. This is what happens when you push creative IT workers too far! Enjoy your new office Mike!"

**Here is Mikes Reaction**

Bush says Israel has defeated Hezbollah, just like the U.S. military accomplished its mission in Iraq

Here are Six Places to Nuke... When You're Serious

In a few easy steps, you can turn a picture of an ordinary house into a skeery haunted mansion

Boy George picking up garbage all day in lower Manhattan; local TV station is there

Ok 3 words ...Girls In G-Strings.

Always a debate clincher: The chair to the head

Games Galore

I havent done one of these in a while , It's Games Galore day .

I had a whole rant planned plus a rebuttle of something in Hoot's column yesterday but I decided to skip the rant , post my rebuttle and give you guys some serious games to kill time in your day today .

First my rebuttle to Hoot's column yesterday :

Despite some encouraging signs, Sirius Satellite Radio still continues to excel at two things: adding new subscribers and losing money ( make sure you read the whole article hoot)

My boys O & A threw out a challenge to Hoot's messiah , Old hooknose howie, And I GUARENTEE that hoo hoo doeant even mention it to his listeners or act on it ....pussyboy KING OF ALL BULLSHIT !

Ok , onto the games

The Big Scan - Try to solve the mystery as fast as you can. The clock is against you. You have to scan the clues (hence the name) and use your instinct and logic to figure out who did it.

Pub Darts - I love this game .

Flash Strike - This is a sweet flash version of counter strike, when i was checking it out i ended up playing for a while!

5- a- side soccer - Score points for your club in the five-a-side soccer league, featuring the top 56 UK teams

City Jumper NYC - Jump over obstacles... In New York City!

Game With Death - Think you're a tough nut to crack ?? Go play this game and see who's tougher ...

Blast Billy - Use your mouse to blast Billy around the caverns! Collect the stars and take a shot at the top score

Beer Golf - This is a version of mini golf that is sponsored by beer. Adds a little twist to the mini golf you normally play.

Street Shooter - Its fun,ites easy.Just keep on shooting the car drivers and collect points.

Diesel and Death - Race bikes across a junkyard. First past the flag wins... Or destroy your enemy for victory

Carnyville - Try to get rid of the carnies before your property value drops There was also something creepy about carny folk. Pretty decent point and click game

Condemned - Based on the platform game, you're a FBI agent trying to solve a murder. Walk around dark hallways discovering clues and finding the murderer. (Kinda bloody)

Show Jumping - Jump your horse at the show

Be the QB - Pass the ball to your team and get points.

Stone Age Squash - Launch the stone as far as you can!

Pissing Drunk - A Nightly challenge for me, so I'm pretty good, but how good are you?

Drivers Ed Direct - didn't know parallel parking was so difficult! See how fast you can pass the test without bumping any other cars...

Saved by your balls - where's screech ?

Ditch Lindberg ( Office Space) - move around your office without being caught.

Udder Madness - Hurry up and milk your over producing cows. If you're not quick enough, they'll explode!

Ok , enjoy your weekend .

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey there!!!

How you doin'???

Summer is cruising by so fast once again. Where the hell does the time go?

One little thing I want to bitch about here. With all the rage about gas prices so high this little thing pisses me off to no avail! It seems that any gas station I stop at to fill up and I go to wash my windshield with the supplied squeegee every fucking gas station is so cheap that they only put water in the bucket. WTF? I am paying for the gas the least they could do is put a little washer fluid in with the water damnit!@%#@! This happens whether it is my car or my work truck(which I stop to fill in quite a number of various places throuhout the state.) Not asking for much here but all the road grime that gets on the windows does not always come off that great with the vehicles wipers. Give me the good stuff is all I want!!!

Ahhh! I feel much better now.

Shall we? We shall.

The world's healthiest foods.

Here we go again with athletes who are completely stupid. Maurice Clarett arrested after dramatic highway chase............Then there is this aspect to this story..........It was just after 11 p.m. ET on Tuesday when Tom Friend's phone rang. The caller? Maurice Clarett, two hours before police chased him down. Clarett's candid conversation with ESPN.com's writer doesn't explain his actions, but Clarett's troubled mind is rooted in the past year's events. Story here. Pic of the inside of the car he was driving.

PodBrix sells modified minifigs inspired by the popular ad campaign for portable music players. In the future we may branch out to other related minifigs.

Boy those Russians sure don't know how to drive. The Moscow tunnel of death.

Lots n lots of quotes.

Going on a trip and don't know what to pack? Try the Universal Packing List.

I know Richie will love this. Sirius Satellite Radio bested rival XM in new subscriptions for the third quarter in a row, and in a symbol of the two companies' changing fortunes, Sirius also revised its subscriber projections upward just days after XM Satellite Radio told financial analysts it was lowering its estimate for the number of subscribers it expects to have at the end of the year.

Kitchen Myths

What do you do when your city council rezones your business? Weld some steel plates to your bulldozer and go nuts!

Lunarama is a public directory of all-night restaurants and joints.

A cheating wife on her wedding day before she is even married!

The Lord's Prayer etched onto pin heads.

Earth Trends

Few goodies to leave you with.

Sweet apples!

Full moons!!!

Tasty!!!

Don't forget the Perseids Meteor Shower peaks this Fri. & Sat. nights. Enjoy.

Have a good weekend.

Peace. Hoot23

Humpday Void

It's Wednesday .....You know I got nothing on wednesdays .

Let's Go .....

WorkFriendly will reformat any web page to look like a Microsoft Office document. None of you would need something like that, right?

Here is what the Daily Column looks like .

Remember parents , NEVER let your kids take the school bus to school .

Welcome to FIREJOEMORGAN.COM , The baseball lovers bitchabout .

The Top Ten Poker Movies ..how is Rounders not #1 ?

U.S. death penalty may be history, not because of political reform but because doctors are increasingly refusing to perform it

Ramming your buddies with a shopping cart at highway speeds can have unexpected consequences.( god , the is the best)

The FBI wants to locate 11 Egyptian exchange students who arrived in the U.S. last month, then disappeared

Janine Habeck's Playboy Preview

Tiny 16-year-old blonde with big breasts who has a show on MTV about recording an album says she's "more than teen pop" (pic)

Drunk Freshman : The Drinking Game

My Sweaty Tuesday stuff

If your from around here , you remember Mike Bogaslowski and his consumer protection thing he had going on ..it was great to have that guy to fall on when no one else used to listen .

There is a Jiffy Lube Scam going on . I never do any of these flushes or extra type things, save filter replacements and only after many many many miles on my vehicles.

While I don't think that Jiffy Lube is the only one, Sears was also taken to court a number of years ago in California, there are still honest mechanics out there. Find them and cherish them .

Here we go .....

Steve from Blue's Clues gives us his take on TMBG's song "Dead."

The Top Ten Movie Car Chase Scenes.

The ten "most harmful books" of the 19th and 20th century

Apparently this classic clip from Sesame Street scared a bunch of people when they were kids. Watching it now, it's understandable why.

"Angus" MacGyver, and a whole lot of other people whose first names aren't commonly known

New Altoids Chocolate on eBay months before release

I got 3 words ....Jennifer Love Hewitt

A very SERIOUS news report on everyone's favorite Merry-Go-Round of Death

"A shiv is a weapon crafted from the limited resources of a prisoner's closed world. Crudely constructed from such things as spoons, shoelaces and upholstery tacks, shivs lie somewhere between the graceful and the grotesque. They're primitive, too - like outsider art, but produced deep on the inside."

Monday Monday

It's almost Fantasy Football time again ! I cant wait till the season starts , the draft and the weeks leading up to the draft are always the most exciting in my league because we usually go all out !

I went to a wedding on Saturday night at The Carousel @ Lighthouse point and let's just say I hope no pictures find their way into the wrong hands cause we were very silly . ( those of you who were in attendance know just what I mean )

Ok , I'll leave it like that .....

Here's a glimpse of what we have to look forward to with Windows Vista.

Death row inmate complaining bitterly that he only gets nine TV channels in his cell and they're all terrible

Want to write a column that sounds exactly like The Sports Guy? Just fill in the blanks, and you've got some Page 2 worthy content

** Let's all do this and post our articles in the forums .**

Apparently, naming your basketball team 'Silverbacks' is racially insensitive. Even if the managers, coaches and players all chose that name

Remember a while back I posted the video of that little angry german kidding freaking out at his computer ...well someone translated all his yapping .

The brewery which makes Iron City Beer threatens to move brewing to other states if workers don't take wage concessions

There can't possibly be too many things sexier than Joanna Krupa playing at the World Series of Poker.

"Casu marzu (also called casu modde or formaggio marcio) is a cheese found in Sardinia, Italy, notable for being riddled with live insect larvae."

Ummmm ..Am I the only one seeing this?

The Forums are Back

All is well people ...The Forums are back up & running !

The Friday Wrap Up

Ok , Before I start my Friday Column let me just say Im well aware of the forums being down and Im doing everything in my power to get them fixed ASAP .

A good friend of mine has been going through a very rough time lately and I told her I would do what I could do to help with getting the word out on her situation . Here is her story in her own words :

Hello Everyone , My nephew ETHAN MAHER ( 2 1/2 years old) was diagnosed with AML , an aggressive form of leukemia . There is no cure , but remission is a possibility....Some of you know me personally , some of you know me as the hostess at the door @ Donovans Reef. Id like to update you on Ethan's condition and ask everyone to say a prayer and / or keep praying for this adorable little guy . Ethan has gone through to rounds of Chemo , endured a high fever and severe blood infectionfor two weeks and came out of it with his usual exuburance and good nature . Thankfully , he seems to be responding to his treatment , but it will be long + aggressive - 6 months or longer . He will be having his 3rd round of Chemo in a week or so - his mom , Tracy has been with him day and night and has had to take a leave of absence from her job to do so . Dad Jim has been with him every night after work . This illness will be a great hardship on thier family ....I will keep you updated with any good news in the future. Please say a prayer for him .

Ethan Maher Fund
The Milford Bank
Woodmont Branch
33 Broad St, Milford Ct 06460

I know all 15,000 or so of you who visit this page everyday can say a prayer for this boy with all hopes of full remission .

Ok , onto the column ....

Amid record heat, crippling drought and water restrictions, Homeowner associatations threatening grandma with a fine because her lawn is yellow

Torrie Wilson's spread in the September 2006 issue of FHM

Storm The House 2 - The original game was popular around here. So far, the sequel doesn't seem too bad.

Australia to build floating prison ship armed with machine guns

Why run the risk of not finding The Official 2007 "Men of Mortuaries" Calendar under your tree come Christmas morning? Pre-order TODAY.

This is what it looks like to see a space shuttle docked outside your window while orbiting the Earth in a space station.

Aside from the occasional human head washing up on an Acapulco beach, tourism in Mexico remains as strong as ever

A bar waitress checking to see if a woman was old enough to drink was handed her own stolen driver's license, which was reported missing weeks earlier

10 Types of Men You Need To Avoid - For almost every one of these, I had a very specific person in mind after the first sentence. Some people showed up under more than one category.

The 10 Best Will Ferrell Skits of All Time (With Video)

Cool: Norwegian journalist interviews Bill Gates during commercial flight, quotes him for story; Not so cool: Bill Gates wasn't on the flight, and the entire article was BS

Jessica Simpson thinks she can parade around town braless, wearing a see-through top, and not incite a nation-wide tissue shortage. But she is dead goddamn wrong.

*** Umm on a side note to this , She has the best boobs I have seen in a while ...small nips and big boobs.**

Superhero Database - Just about every superhero imaginable has been categorized in this database. The entire thing is broken down by superpowers, groups, etc.

Another "Knockout Compilation" - but this one has a theme: Blows to the Face

Lost London Underground - "There are about 40 abandoned or relocated stations on the Underground network along its entire 255 miles of trackway - some subsurface and some above ground. Some have vanished without trace whereas others are almost intact, grimey time capsules of the era when they were closed."

Hoot's Thursday Things

Pheeeww!!!!! Just a bit of a warm start to...

Man it was so hot at the beach I was at yesterday all the ladies went topless!

Say boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind!! .....Pay attention to me boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar.........Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.........Get more soundbytes of Foghorn Leghorn or other Looney Tunes characters at The Looney Tunes Soundsource. (The sounds are in the column on the right side of page. Scroll down to see them all.)

University hacker duo accused of boosting grades and ordering pizza

Get the Lads Guide To Rio here.

Hey you, no more conger cuddling in this here town!!

Remember moms, tidy up!!!

Is it an air bag or an affair bag?

Which major leaguer never forgets his lavender linen spray and orange-scented spray for the room? Who wears only one pair of underwear when the Tigers leave town?

This is a great new weapon. Female flamethrower.

First hand view of a Tsunami in Malaysia.

This is from the same site but I wanted to post it also. I don't necessarily believe what the caption about the video says but when you watch it a few times it makes you wonder a bit......
9/11 North Tower Floor Explodes
This video proofs that there were explosive devices already present in the WTC, which causes them to collapse. you can see explosion before the tower collapse. A huge fire is evident.

Don't get blown away.

Mmmmm!!!

See ya. Peace. Hoot23

Humpday

How awesome are these summer storms ?

We here in certain parts of CT got tattered last night around 6pm with an unreal lightning and rain storm that was quite the sight to see . I was about to umpire a game and had the players wait in thier cars to see if it would pass over ( which it didnt ) and on the way home after I cancelled the game I saw trees falling , close lightning strikes and hail ...God Damn do I love the summer !

Ok , Let's do this one for the summer months .....

Remember A while back , I posted a video called " Loose Change" about 9/11 conspiracies ? Well there is a website that tries to rebutt everything in it ...you decide.

Staying with the topic ...

"These photos were taken at Ground Zero, the World Trade Center site in New York, on September 13, 2001.They were taken by someone named 'Ed' who was allowed into the area by a member of the emergency response crew, at a time when all civilians -- including most journalists -- were forbidden to enter the area. As a result, these photos are just about the only close-ups ever taken of the World Trade Center site so soon after the 9/11 attacks."

Steely Dan is good and pissed off at Owen Wilson. They feel like the new comedy "You, Me and Dupree" is a rip-off of their song Cousin Dupree, and basically threatened to have their Russian thug friend break Owen into little pieces.

Owen Wilson has responded.

Sports Illustrated lists the 50 athletes who pulled in the most coin over the past year.

Ohh Sweet Jesus ........ I have wood.

Boy's Face vs. Back of Chair..I ll take the chair for 100 please .

787 cliparts smoothly looped together will hypnotize the shit out of you.

10 Windows password myths

Empty Tuesday

I got nothing today ..ENJOY !

Let's do it .....

Candy companies baffled by sudden rise in popularity of already mysterious circus peanuts

WATCH UNTIL THE END. If you don't laugh i will mail you $1. *disclaimer - i will not really send you $1.*

Play : Rooney on a Rampage.

You knew it was coming , The 35 Greatest Movie Sex Moments

Detroit Blog is run by a local that has spent the last few years exploring abandoned Detroit skyscrapers, photographing them, providing some history about the building, and putting the whole adventure online.

Remember GI Joe's enemy Cobra , Well here's The Cobra Recruitment Pamphlet if you were THAT kid .

Here's a nice how do you do , 75 Boston Police fail drug tests, most for cocaine

Jenna Jameson and Sunny Leone are physically attracted to each other. Or at least they're good enough at faking it for my liking.

"I came home from work one day to find this old guy standing in place, just shuffling his feet feet a few inches at a time, I asked if he needed help and he yelled at me to leave him alone and get away, so I went into my apartment on 16th and South in Philadelphia, PA and filmed this guy try to make his way down the street. The video is one hour long time lapse."

Innocent man, picking wild vegetables in forest, deals with charging bear by punching it dead in the face

Let's face it: It would be physically impossible to cram any more awesomeness into Victoria Silvstedt's body. But she's giving it her best shot in these photos

Mouse Party lets you play the role of a lab scientist, examining the effects of various drugs on mice.