See Ya .....

Well everyone , This is going to be my last post for a week because Im on vacation next week . We will be making our annual trek down to The Outer Banks and the last thing I want to do is think about writing a column .

I am gonna have so much to cover when I get back , Such as the "Screech sex tapes" and believe me I have something to say .

Im sure Hoot will fill in just nicely while im away and there are a few things Im sure of that Hoot will cover , Such as :

1. There will be a minimum of 30 porn links throughout the week so all of you who are at work ...beware

2. Im sure Hoot will have at least one rant about how slow people drive on the highway or lady drivers but It will be a driving rant none the less .

3. There will be at least 1 " just a quickie " column

4. There will be an average of one Gif or Emoticon on every column .

5 . Seriously , Hoot will take good care of you guys and I appreciate him covering for me while Im away .

And this would be the week for all of you people who would like to send in guest columns to do so . Just P.M Hoot in the forums and he will send you his email address , then you just put your column together and send it to him and he will do the rest and give you the proper credit .

So , for the last time in a week .....LET'S DO THIS

Please tell me that some of you have seen Little Superstar . Here the Death Metal version of Little Superstar.

Every single episode of Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, and American Dad. Let's see how long this lasts

What's your beer personality?

Knockoff Nation: A guide to shopping for quality counterfeits, from iPods to Ferraris

USS Macon found. If you are wondering what the USS Macon is, think Hindenburg, but over the Pacific and in 1935

Send someone you, uh, love an anonymous package that reveals a giant kinda small, spring-loaded ass when opened.

This is Russian Federal highway Moscow City - Yakutsk City, named "Lena", nowadays. The road doesn't have asfalt surface, though it is a Federal, vital highway. Everytime it rains the road gets paralized, these shots are made a few days before the traffic jam for 600 cars got stuck there. Hunger and lack of the fuel followed, according to the witnesses. One woman gave a born to a child right in the public bus she was riding

FACT: Fat people are not worthless. FACT: They have plenty of entertainment value

Jailhouse justice: Victim's name forcibly tattooed on child murderer's forehead (with pic)

The next time the heroic Nigerian finance minister e-mails you about securing the king's giant fortune, you won't be so quick to dismiss it as spam.

The 1970 Dodge Charger - They're hidden, where the bumper loops around the grill!

Here's a pretty good reason not to kiss a shark. In case you needed one.

SEE YOU ALL IN A WEEK

Hoot's Thursday Things

Well hello there. How is everyone?

I am still waiting for your response to who is supposed to remember from last Friday Richie!

I was going to let this slide but I decided to put my two cents in. For the non sports fans you can just skip ahead to the links cause I am sure this will bore you.

I am sure most of you have heard all about the whole Terrell Owens trying to commit suicide/adverse reaction to his pain pills scenario. First off, like Richie, I am a diehard Cowboys fan.(fuck all of you who hate em because I could gives two craps less that you don't like em) Anywho. When the Boys signed T.O. in the off season I really was not that thrilled about him being on the team. Yes the thought of how great a player he has been and what he can bring to the team is nice but I can't stand the guy. Never have. I respect his abilities on the field and that is about it.

This brings me to this whole crazy scenario. Most likely we will never know if this was a disturbed human being really looking to end his life, a publicity stunt to gather more focus on him as the attention whore he is or if he really had a bad reaction to the pills. From the news conference he had yesterday I would say and believe it is the latter.

What cracks me up is how everybody loves to believe the first thing they hear or read or see about events in life. I am guilty of it myself sometimes but reading the forums about this made me think more on the topic of it. A majority of people out there in this world go on the first info they have and make up their minds as to what their opinion is on it. Whether you researched your opinion or go by what you have heard and just believe someone who is doing a job by reporting on what they have heard or been told it seems lots of people are then their own authority on that subject. I sort of wonder why? Could the info you are hearing be wrong? The information the media feeds us has been wrong before and will again. Remember it is the media who loves to hype up every fucking thing into a huge story. Look at the guy that they got that supposedly killed Jon-Benet. Ooops his DNA didn't match. The media are the whores in all of this. Until all the facts actually come out, and sometimes they never do, there ia always a possibilty that wrong information was reported. Sort of like the saying "innocent until proven guilty." Too many of us human beings do this and I think that is a big part of what is wrong with this world today. Now I am not saying that you can't form your own opinions but at least try to find out as much info as you can before you cement them in stone.

Enough of the jibber jabber. To the links we go..............

Anyone see the water spout out in Long Island Sound yesterday?
Mid-mornign udpate to this> Richie posted the link to the video of this in the forum so I figured I would add it here: Water spout in LI Sound video.

Transform any of your portable storage devices into your secure, personal computer. Get your MojoPac on!

A good friend of mine and Richies' saves a horse. Well sort of!!!

Nice shot. Watch the suspects hand with the gun in it.

This is fucked. This happened in 2003 but certain people kept it under wraps until this guy decide to get the info out. A dramatic home video obtained by ABC News shows U.S. troops apparently abandoned a truck convoy after it came under insurgent attack in Iraq last year. And guess who the trucking company was. Of course it was Haliburton. Hmmm I think I have heard some of our fearless government leaders are in their pockets haven't I??

"Papers, please!"

This mantra of totalitarian societies has become familiar to Americans – not from movies, but from their own government. From police encounters to airport security, from political protests to public buses, your right to move around freely without "accounting for yourself" is increasingly challenged.

The Identity Project (IDP) exists to uphold the freedom to exist, wander, and live anonymously within our own country if we so choose. We believe all Americans have the fundamental right to exist without seeking or getting permission of the government, to live without constantly proving who we are or why we are here, to freely move around our country. IDP explores and defends these rights.

IDP questions the motives behind, and effectiveness of, identity based domestic security programs and asks whether the degradation of our civil liberties is justified.

This is scary news! Screech in a home sex tape.

DNA from the Beginning. An animated primer on the basics of DNA, genes, and heredity.

Ever wonder how our great Homeland Security Department came up with the system to let the general public know how close they are to dying?? Here is the video of the moronic dweeb they hired to come up with the Homeland Security Advisory system. I love how this country wastes money sometimes. Listen to this all the way through. I can't believe some of the shit he says! The part about how the colors should correspond to the skin color that the given terrorist may be on a given day??? What? No wonder the world hates our government and its policies.

Well now, look what we have here. President Bush was behind Hurricane Katrina and global warming. The Bush administration has blocked release of a report that suggests global warming is contributing to the frequency and strength of hurricanes. He is hiding something!

And to keep Laz happy. Or any others who love tha porn.

I gotta go to Brazil!

Nice. Girls hunting girls!!

Ever been to a party like this???

This chick is nice n vocal!

Bye for now!!! Peace! Hoot23

My Humpday Rant

This world is fucked in a hand basket .

I have been following the " Dog the Bounty Hunter" story the past few weeks and have concluded that this world we live in is a spineless bag of jello filled membrane . How could they possibly extridite a guy back to Mexico for doing the right thing and then on top of it want to put this guy in jail for 6 months to 4 years ?

They arrested him in his home for catching Max Factor heir Andrew Luster and it sickens me that he would be arrested three years after getting a wanted fugitive, who's convicted of raping three women, off the streets .

Does Mexico need this bad press ? Is this thier new motto , " Rape a couple women , kill someone ....Dont worry just come to Mexico and live free because we dont give a shit !" Mexico is backwards enough with all these dummys trying to get out of thier own country and now they want to keep the assholes who defect there from here . Luster must have paid someone off-either that or the Mexican Government looked so stupid letting another rapist free in their country that they'll do anything to get revenge! And the way the Feds came after a man who has only served the law-how stupid can they be!

If "Dog" is extredited-I fear for him and his family's safety. Everyone write or call your local congressman and protest this action-otherwise every criminal can run to Mexico and get away with rape and murder without fear of being tracked down!

The US should be ashamed for not sticking up for this guy too !

Ok , Lets do this ....

Quiz: Porn Star or My Little Pony?

The celebrity x-ray gallery! The following effects were reached just by image processing.The pics are not faked, just the brightness and other variables were changed!

Mark Goffeney is a guitarist with no arms. Here's his cover of "Mary Jane's Last Dance," recorded in Balboa Park.

Finally, a community dedicated to find and rate the best in porn

Warranty or not, Microsoft will now fix your fucked up (2005) Xbox 360 for free

This is a classic , A Fox Reporter Gets A Bill Stuffed In Her Bra

Investigative reporter famous for catching people masturbating at library is confronted by "Daily Show" correspondent. Guess who is not amused?

How not to clean the leaves from your gutter. Unless shattering your tailbone is some top secret part of the process I'm not aware of.

THIS IS AWESOME ! "A Digital Man" is computer animation of Neil Peart playing YYZ that's dead on, beat for beat. You don't have to be a Rush fan to appreciate the video or the drumming.

My Tuesday Shortie

All Im going to say about today is that Im biting my tounge , let's leave it at that and move on .

Here we go ....

YouTube Nut Shot Collection: Via headbutt, at a pinata party, as a challenge, to sell a product, at the Olympics, in the workplace, on a gameshow...

THE HOFF shows his true colors in these rare Knight Rider outtakes

First rule of Newfoundland Fight Club: Don't make a website about Newfoundland Fight Club

Modern Times has led me to rummaging through a lot of obscure Dylan stuff that I had been neglecting for some time. This thin wild mercury music is just too good not to share with you other Dylan freaks out there. Here is part one of two of the collection.

5 Movies Hollywood Needs to Stop Making Now

In the interest of being fair and balanced, FOX wipes every upload of the Clinton/Wallace interview from YouTube

Steve Irwin's daughter gave a speech about her father at his recent tribute. It's clear, in the future, we'll be watching his kids carry on where he left off.

Monday Stuff

Well we made our annual trip to The Big E yesterday and I gotta tell you I love it every year I go . I love the walking around eating all different kinds of really shitty food , I love all the infomercial booths that try to sell you everything from Magic mops to Wonder Dog hair brushes . Of course I walked out with my Lint-B-gone brushes and Oxi-Clean Balls because Im a weak man . Not to mention the fucking mutants that bvisit this event annually , I mean you can just people watch for hours and never run out of material .

The one part that is run really good are the kids rides . They have a card you buy with so many credits on it and they use a scanner take credits off per ride . The kids had a blast in this part .

Ok, So im a little sarcastic but I know I'll be back next year and probably buy my wonder mop then .

Here we go ....

This makes me chuckle every single time I watch it .( Im ok , Im ok , Im ok )

All you hockey fans MUST watch this video ....It is the best move in a shootout ever .

Speaking in tongues, weeping for salvation, praying for an end to abortion and worshipping a picture of President Bush — these are some of the activities at Pastor Becky Fischer's Bible camp in North Dakota, "Kids on Fire," subject of the provocative new documentary, "Jesus Camp."

I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide to the Halloween Candies of 2006

As if childhood weren't creepy enough already, now you can have a doll made to look exactly like your child

The 30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Dreams of Flying takes you beyond the norm of photography.

Screw the hot spots, this guy reviews the hole-in-the-wall bars that you always drive past, but never go in

Nothing will help your "hardcore gangsta rapper barking dogg guy" image quite like telling your wife you got another chick pregnant because... she raped you.

Who is supposed to Remember???

You tell me to remember about my column. It's 9 AM now and nothing here. Well remember, Friday is Richies day!!! (Bit of a joke between me & Richie)

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hello everyone! And Rich what is the, Remember, Thursday is Hootie day??? A warning or a reminder??

A quick one today seeing as I got home late Wednesday night errrr Thursday mornin!

I have heard some complaints that the column(Richies') has not had enough porn in its content for a couple of days.(This coming from forumn member Laz!!!)(sorry to call you out on this) So for the lack of this important part of TDC I will provide thee with some tits and ass. I may add some normal links(doubt it) too for the readers who can't look at the nakedness at work or are offended by it.

Shall we............

Just for you Laz........ or any one that just loves the T & A!!!

Your dirty mind. A sex/erotic weblog.

Lots of amateur and natural stuff here. The Free Voyeur Web.

I have put this before and I am putting it again. One of my favorites. Big Boobs Alert.com I just love me some big titties!

Lots of beauties served naked on a daily basis.

Madthumbs.

K couple things for the non pervs. See I did not disappoint!

Ouch that split hurts!

Another Grand Theft Auto for the PSP. Vice City Stories.

Is your girl the spiraler, the nibbler, the slurper or the savorer? Find out with the Ice Cream Code!

Rich I know you said your addicted to the Myspace thing but I have to ask, what the hell are you doing here?

Ok this is just freaky! Especially when he does the right arm thing. If you can call it an arm.

Sex advice from a cheerleader!

The ten dirtiest names in sports.

Remember Jackass Number 2 tomorrow. Go laugh your ass off.

See ya. Peace. Hoot23

Remember ....

Thursday is Hootie Day .

My Humpday Happenings

I am trying my hardest not to do the Myspace thing so much but it just keeps calling me like a drug , But I have met some very cool people that I would have never met otherwise . I also am getting contacted by alot of buisnesses trying to get me to plug thier site and for the most part I dont have a problem with it , But just remember when the time comes that the new Daily Column comes around all you businesses are going to pony up and advertise for a while ...agreed ?

Speaking of advertising , Here's a company called Focuset . Many people are looking for a natural alternative to prescription drugs, an alternative that can safely and effectively support improved focus, concentration, energy, memory and mood

Ok , lets go ....

For only $300, you can join the "mile high" club. Sure, it's only at 5,280 feet in the back of a Piper Cherokee Six, but the price is right. The view from the cockpit is great.

For you Gamers : Nintendo Wii will hit North America on November 19th for $250. We're going to see 25-30 games this year, and they're dumping a TON of classic games into the mix with the whole "virtual console" idea. You'll be able to purchase (online) games from past Nintendo consoles, as well as some others, like the TurboGrafx-16 and Sega Genesis.

Stylus Magazine's "Top 100 Music Videos of All-Time" comes fully equipped with YouTube links for your viewing pleasure

New study shows lesbians orgasm at a higher rate than straight women

Adding the two hilarious F Bombs he drops during this live broadcast to his career statistics should finally get Bert Blyleven into the Hall of Fame

True stories told in one sentence. Some of these are lame, but there's some real gems in there too.

The US elephant polo team gearing up for competition. Yes, elephant polo

Playboy's "Girls of the Big 12"

The Top nine jobs where bacteria thrive

The Worst Last Roles of Otherwise Great Actors

Tuesday mini rant

Have any of you read the story about Stingrays being found mutilated off the coast of Australia ?

Well it seems at least 10 rays were found killed in what some call retribution for Steve Irwin's death ....let me say that again ....RETRIBUTION FOR STEVE IRWIN'S DEATH ! If this isnt the most ridiculous thing ever I dont know what is . Taking retribution on a fish is like punching a baby in the face for throwing up on you , you just dont do it . Why dont all these tough guys go out and take retribution on Lions , they have killed people ?

Unreal ?!?@?@#

Just sayin Hello to Billy D , one of our newest DC Readers .

Let's Rock .........

Here's an absinthe inspired bathroom confessional

How much weed do you have to smoke to come up with some thing like this ?

Plenty of Orlaith McAllister, Big Brother 6 housemate ( for Laz )

This is a pretty decent documentary outlining the history of hacking from the 1960's until the present

Woman writes name and drivers license number on bottom of fern pots, now worries about identity theft after plants are stolen

United States Presidents Who Have Personally Killed Other Human Beings

In honor of the NFL season FINALLY getting started, here's some footage of John Henderson getting pumped up for a game. He's listed at 6'7 325 lbs.

Concerned mother calls 911 because her son is suicidal. Police arrive, shoot son.

Jessica Simpson still fucking got it ...and she's not even naked .

My Monday Laugh

The weekend was superb and I hope you asll got enjoy it because the weathers gonna turn soon .

So me & the wife head up to Mohegan Sun on saturday on a whim because we had a sitter . After losing a while at the tables we go and eat . We eat at some Chinese place that got me sick within 10 minutes of eating it , So I had to excuse myself to the bathroom . This bathroom is a little off the beaten path so there werent may people in it . I sit down and start my buisness and so far im the only one in it . The music was playing , It was Karma Chameleon by Culture Club , And in walks this guy . Now you know how you can kinda see through the cracks in the stall so I glance out to see him at the urinal .

He does know Im there so he starts off whistling the song as he's pissing and by the time he gets done he is outright singing . Im trying my hardest not to bust out laughing . He gets done and goes to wash his hands , still singing loud, and I can see him at the sink washing his hands from the reflections in the mirrors. All of a sudden , midwash, he busts out with THE WORST white man's dance while singing Karma Chameleon I have ever seen in the mirror . He started turning around and looking at his ass all the time not missing a word.

I had to make a decision what to do because I couldnt keep from laughing anymore so I decide to start singing the words with him outloud . Now remember he had no idea I was even there . I start singing and I watch him stop mid dance , bend down to look under the stall and run out so fucking embarrassed .

I laughed the whole frigin night !

Here we go ....

Local Buisness CJP Photos has a cool site with alot of local pictures on it ...Welcome to Golden Grove, a place to view a Connecticut resident's photos

Sweep back and forth to control enemy territory and capture their flags. Use vehicles for more firepower.

The Daily Show investigates Michale Graves, a rare/lonely Republican punk rocker

Whether your a XM subscriber or a lost soul over at the doggie company , Support Satelitte Radio .

Speaking of XM radio , let me explain to you the O & A Army .

Five reasons Democrats should love George W. Bush

Oh Urban Dictionary, must you have a nasty definition for everything?

IRS starts crackdown on churches that violate separation of church and state

My Friday Hurt

So remember the other day when I said all news people and news shows were the scum on the bottom of the scum from the bottom of the well ...Well after watching Matt Lauer tip toe through his interview with hot ass Debra Lafave I have come to this conclusion : What's with the double standard ?

Why was this child molester , and lets face no matter how hot we men think it is and it really is , It's still child molestation and dateline was just playing off that . Matt Lauer was asking these very detailed questions of her affair with the 14 year old and basically letting everyone at home produce thier very own porn movie right there sitting in thier living room in thier heads . It was complete with the classic porn music and everything .

But the double standard comes in where in if this was a man in the same situation ,You can bet your sweet ass that the questions would have been vague , the music very dark and bleek and the interview would have lasted 2 minutes .

Why is this pig allowed to roam the streets and if a man does this , he is prosecuted fully (Im not saying a man should ever get away with it or anything) but let's please even the playing field a little here .CONVICT THEM ALL !

I have a bunch of local companies that sent me links to help them get along the past couple weeks and im going to try and get them up on Monday . So all you LOCAL buisness owners need traffic on that site , you can send me the link on my Myspace page or my email account .

Here we go ....

This is the reason God/Norelco created male body hair trimmers

I you can get past the language barrier, this is a decent catapult game. Pick your power and angle using the space bar, control your guy in the air with the arrow keys, and deploy his parachute (spacebar again) for a safe landing.

The Cincinnati Reds seek volunteers for simulated terrorist attack at Great American Ball Park

Like Hoot mentioned yesterday, I really cant wait for Jackass 2 ..here is a different sample .

Police burn 1,000 marijuana plants in Crown King, Arizona -- note photo of cops standing downwind and smiling

"These guys hired two professional dancers for our event and this girl decided she could do a better job than them. So, we let her get up on the pole and show us how it's done."

Bottles of Kremlin Vodka with sixteen times the recommended maximum amount of methanol found for sale in British shops

This list of The Most Chemically Enhanced Performances Ever is more accurate than anything you'll find in the sports page

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey how's it going! What's going on!

Tyson tests out new career in Vegas -- as sideshow.

Build your own twin-engine solarroller.

Whatever you do, don't give up the nuts! Hey bitch, your not gettin my nuts!!

Islamic militants controlling much of southern Somalia shut down a radio station Sunday for playing love songs and other music, the latest step to impose strict religious rule which has sparked fears of an emerging, Taliban-style regime.

This is hilarious and graphic for cartoons. The German way of "Where babies come from." Click on the image to see more pages.

Mmmmm sexy blonde masturbates in the kitchen.

Tired of riding in taxis that smell? Can't understand a word your driver says? Worried the guy scaring you to shit with his driving is a terrorist? Fret no more. Taxis without drivers!

Love horror movies? Well then get your Horrified B-Movie Victims Action figure set now!

How the hell will Britney handle two kids???

It's more likely than ever that we are not alone in the universe, new research suggests. The latest computer models are telling scientists that more than a third of the star systems containing Jupiterlike gas giants may also harbor Earthlike planets.

When You Give Up Your Rights, You Don't Have Them(Due to links on the site and the fact that the site is adult video news)

I can't wait to see this movie. Fire Hose Rodeo from Jackass Number Two. It is in theaters next Firday 9/22.

Goodbye. Peace. Hoot23

My Midweek Ramblings

Hey All , Sorry about all the confusion lately but we are just in the very early stages of changing everything over and updating the site and these things are bound to happen again ...so be prepared and patient .

I havent spoken in a while so first things first :

BRICK ALLEY TAVERN
2006 SUNDAY LEAGUE CHAMPIONS

THAT'S RIGHT ! We won Boogietrunks his 1st trophy for the bar in dramatic fashion on Sunday with a come from behind win in the semi's ( we were down 6 in the bottom of the 6th then tied it up with a 3 run homer and won it in the bottom of the 7th) and then had a ten inning thriller in the finals with yours truly getting the game winning hit ( if thats what you wanted to call the sorry dribbler to short) to bring across the winning run . It was quite a morning then about 12 pitchers later at the bar and fottball to boot .

I am going to comment on the Sept 11th things that happened 2 days ago because I think it might have been done a little in excess .

Now dont get me wrong , I am very sympathetic of everything that happened and very emotional everytime I see footage of that fateful day . I am outraged and vengeful about what should be and is being done to avenge this ....and so on and so on .

But the constant footage of the event 2 days ago was ridiclous . I mean does the news have to suck every single drop of sadness in you onto the floor for an entire day all the time . Cant we pay respect to those who died in a different and more civil way that showing documentary after documentary of bodies falling from the towers and planes constantly flying into the building over and over again on every channel for 10 straight hours . The day is about remembrance of those who perished , Not a reminder of the trajedy that will haunt all of us until the day we die . The news people are such alarmist assholes that I want to throw up in thier clam chowder .

Ok , no more rant , time for some fun .....

Anna Nicole's son passed away under suspicious circumstanes.

Britney Spears gives birth to a boy..ouch the white trashiness of it all .

If you never saw "Gangs of New York" , This is probably one of the best scenes from that movie.

Rather than relying on a single sheet of paper, artist Chris Natrop creates cut paper sculptures large enough to fill an entire room

Jennifer Hurt, Playboy Co-Ed of the Month

Thirteen-year-old tells teacher that enraged raccoon kept her from turning in her homework. And unlike the time you tried this, it was true

As these policemen are about to learn the hard way, the anaconda has over 100 razor-sharp teeth, all curved back towards its throat to ensure prey can't escape

Ok , Lindsay Lohan really needs to start wearing underwear & bras ....or not .

We are Experiencing .....

We have been experiencing alot of problems lately . I hope you guys are seeing this . I will put an afternoon column up today if this is here when I wake up

Sorry about all the confusion .

Remembering 9-11-2001

Don't know where Richie's at so I figured I would put a little something here. God bless us all. Hoot23.

My Friday Rant ..& Links

I got some good stuff for you guys to chew on about the new site but I'll hold off until Monday.

Onto my friday rant :

The New York City Fire Department has decided to lower its hiring standards . Why you ask , To hire more minorities and more women. Dont you think Minorities & women grioups should be outraged by this , Dont you think they should be screaming in the streets " How dare you think were substandard ? " and " How dare you think we are unqualified ? " ...but they arent screaming , they are dancing in the streets ! Minority leaders are loving this and have come out to say this one of the greatest thing to happen in NYC in a while for minorities. They want the standards to be even lower , Instead of having to have 30 credits of college you only have to have 15 . Instead of having to run 2 fucking miles , you now only have to run a 3/4 of a mile .

My question is how the hell is this a good thing ? How is it a good thing to lower the standards of a department that saves peoples lives on a daily basis ? And if all the women & minorities arent outraged by this blatant slap in the face then the people who live in NYC shouyld definatly be . Because let's face it , If you have a fire 5 days from now your probably better off handling the fire yourself because Bloomberg has decided to hire substandard unqualified people to become FIREMEN ?!?@ This country has turned into a fucking joke with this affirmitive action garbage .

Just hire the most qualified people for the job no matter what color thier skin is of whether they have a dick between thier legs .

Whew , that felt good .......

Video's of people who just cant stop laughing .

Find out what sexual activity will you go to jail for ?

BusinessWeek has found the solution to all of our energy problems -- just drill deeper and keep using oil

The Ten Best Jackass Stunts of All-Time (with videos, of course)

You might want to pass on the pro-life rally as a place to meet women.

Here are The 50 Dumbest Road Signs

Fourteen-hour traffic jam in Hawaii forces motorists to sleep in cars...Yeah and thats bad why ?

Im just goiong to throw it out there and let you make your own assumptions ....Cow Abduction .

This is a nice way of displaying the same section of Toronto at different times of the day. Scroll across the image to change the scene

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey now!

Welcome back Richie. I can take care of a lot of links on at least my day.
You are better at the rants than me. And for those in the forum asking about them, I will keep up the nekid lady links for you also.

And away we go....................

Here we go again. An out of control parent/coach of a football player that was hit after the whistle on a play takes out his own revenge on the player who hit his son. Here is the video.

Littlecountry. net Animations, Musicales, Interactives

This is cool. 16 buildings demolished at one time!

Anagram Generator

Webster County couple sets out to establish mini cow herd.

Sweet. Launch 8,500 bottle rockets at once!

Have noisy neighbors that bug the shit out of you? Well get back at them with the Revenge CD and Ear Plugs.

Pop singer Kelly Clarkson reportedly couldn’t stand the fact that adult performer Alana Evans had the same kind of customized car as she did that she decided to give it away.(due to the site content)

This is pretty funny. The Mystery Of Britney Spears Breasts!

Are the airport security checks really any more effective? To find out, this guy decided to re-enact the classic scene from the 1984 movie This is Spinal Tap, where bassist Derek Smalls puts a foil-lined cucumber down his pants, which is picked up by the security wand. Only he decided to go one better, by putting a buzzing vibrator down his pants. He presents to you "Shakes On a Plane."

Rattlesnake Bites Woman Twice At Lowe's.

This one is for all of the men out there. Save My Ass is a personal assistant that helps you make your girlfriend or wife happy by sending her flowers on your behalf, on a regular but semi-random basis.

Hedgehogs have finally humbled burger giant McDonald's after years of campaigning, forcing the company to redesign its killer McFlurry ice-cream containers.

Blimey!! Aussie family almost gets struck by lightning.

Some school systems have ridiculous policies. Red hair spurs 'natural' color debate.

See ya. Peace. Hoot23

Humpday Rant and more

Just an update before I start my computer problem rant . I contacted Peter and everything will be done ahead of my schedule so it's just a hurry up and wait game now because you cant rush perfection

I got a huge response against toning down the random links so Im going to kinda break my columns into 2 different parts and keeping both sides happy . I got a great email from a guy im going to post tommorow ..It really nailed everything you guys want .

Let's do this ...

Ok as you know this is my 3rd computer since I started really getting into computers . My first was a pile of horseshit that makes me laugh everytime I think how slow it was . So my second and most recent one I bought off my good buddie's brother ( who builds towers ) and he charged me 400 for the new HP tower with all the software including XP already loaded into it ....or at least I thought .

Last week I came home to my computer just continuosly restarting itself over and over and over again . Now I had no clue what was going on so I called Nerds to Go , A computer home repair service here in CT , and I have had good luck with them in the past so the guys starts telling me how Magnetic Waves can affect your computer and throw your windows out of whack ? Im trying not to laugh inside because it sounds so stupid but it turns out after searching into it that it is true . So the guy tells me that my computer is not recognizing windows and he needs the master disc to reboot it and since I dont have the disc because it was loaded in it already he checks a little further to tell me that I have a shadow version of XP and HP and basically my whole computer is a fraud and illegal . I was quite pissed but I need a computer so the guy tells me he can take it , wipe it clean and start from scratch for $450 bucks . I said screw it and went online ( not at home , smartass) and bought myself and new Dell XPS400 and it rocks . Dual core processer , 2gbs , Media package and 2 DVD burners ..I am still learning it but i'll get it .

Im going to smash the other one on the guy's porch who sold it to me in the near future ...I'll take pics .

Ok , Here's some Random links for you guys ....

Probably the greatest music video I have ever seen .

The ultimate masturbation preparatory talk, courtesy of WEEDS

Umm , hello ..Is this our president ?? Bush tells US to break its oil dependency

Carli and Paris like each other ...Alot

"So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow."

Sure, the sausage incident is what Randall Simon is most famous for, but wasn't there some other way to word the title of this article?

Undercover DEA agent infiltrates medical marijuana facility wearing a wire, only to be surrounded and held by employees who saw his gun and assumed he was there to rob them.

Here's a brief glimpse into the odd world that uses Moscow's subway system for transit.

Ok, Hoot's on deck for tommorow .

The State of the Daily Column

It was nice to get away for a week while my computer shit the bed and reflect on the past few months here at the TDC and I have come to a conclusion on a couple things here at the Daily Column and am going to make changes starting today .

First off I think the columns are starting to get a little stale , I mean people like reading all the different links and such but I think the same thing everyday is just boring and I have come to the conclusion that I think at least my columns need to be a little more personal and less general . It seems that I get the most response ,good or bad ,when the column is a rant or a commentary on certain issues I am talking about . I dont think I am going to be adding tons of links anymore since there really is only so many you guys even click on in a day and Im going to start adding links that relate to that day's column rather than just random links . I think this will keep more people's interest rather than just checking in from time to time . Im still going to have some fun stuff for you guys to click on but it will be toned down a bit to leave the focus on the day's article .

As for the forums problems , I have contacted PhPbb and they issued me this response . All you computer savvy people might want to put this into laimens terms for me so I can try to fix the problem because it looks like chinese to me

I will get into the whole computer thing tommorow and why it broke , or at least what the guy has told me ...It's not a pretty site .

Now I have a Want and Need list I would like to happen over the next few weeks to a month but I cant do it alone .

Want List :

1. I want to have the forum problem fixed but I might need someone to help me with this .

2. I want to change the site's look but I dont have the access since our crash a while back and I need peter to restore my access so I can get started on it . I have so many great ideas for a fresh , new DC but without peter's help it isnt going to happen . Peter if you are reading this please call me or email me so we can get together and iron this baby out !

3. I want more participation in the forums . I think they are going great but it's usually the same 20 or so people commenting on every subject with an occasional newbie popping his head in and then get scared away by our resident ballbreakers .

4. I want to start advertising more but peter is also a big part of making that happen for me . I need access and all of you who have contacted me in the last week or so trying to get advertising inquiries are going to have to sit tight for a while longer till I can get this figured out.

5. I want to start networking with other sites and getting our name out there for more exposure which I am currently looking into .

6. I want more columnnists so I can occasionaly pop in a guest column whenever I need it or whenever yo need to get something off your chest . This site is for all of you also , Im just the hub to make it all happen for you ....use it .

Need List :

1. I need to start moderating the forums a little better . I have pretty much been letting the inmates run the asylum and I think I need to take a more proactive part in making them a more user friendly place for everyone to enjoy . It's not going to change much , just a few minor tweaks will do wonders .

2. I NEED PETER TO CALL ME

3. I need more ideas to make ourt little slice of heaven a bigger slice . Email me at fowl444@comcast.net with anything you think might be cool .

4. I NEED TO PETER TO CALL ME

5. I need this all to happen before the end of the year so I have to start getting on tha ball .

Thanks for letting me vent and explain what I am trying to do to make your work days go by a little easier . I love doing this site everyday and really think it could be something so much more special with a little cooperation for everyone .

Thanks Guys ,

Rich & Hoot ( I added your name hoot , I hope you dont mind )

Happy Labor Day

Hey All .....Im Back . I know Big deal but Im going to be posting my column tommorow since mostly everyone has off today .

So until then .....Happy Labor Day