Happy Halloween

Enjoy tonight and be safe if your going out partying because the last thing you need to be doing is a sobriety test in a Zena the Warrior Princess costume .

Monday Stuff

I hope all of you enjoyed this weekend because it aint gonna get any warmer , sure it was a little rainy but it was pretty warm .....Winter Sucks !

I think im gonna run a picture contest this week , You all know the drill by now . I post a contest picture
, you guys think of the funniest quote for it and I choose the winner at the end of the week ..prize wil be determined soon .

Let's get right into it ...

Another hysterical Tenacious D clip ...I laughed so fucking hard at the beginning of this one .

This is the ultimate prank chair. Not only does it fall apart on command, but there's no cleanup necessary. It puts itself back together.

The Five Most Insane Coaching Meltdowns

Pagan prisoners given day off work on Halloween out of 'respect for their religious beliefs'

Using only your spacebar, arrow keys, and keen intellect, try to beat 50 random games. You have 4 seconds for each.

Classic South Park: Cartman the Bad-Ass Hall Monitor

Nine reasons not to upgrade to Firefox 2.0

The Ravenous Guide to Eating Like Elvis: Everything you need, including the recipe for his famous (Fried!) Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich

My Friday Expose

Remember the other day I posted about the 2 guys at the bar fighting over 3 dollars and how he was going to send me a nasty letter because he wasnt too happy I "outed "him on this issue ?

Well guess what , I got that letter a couple days ago and have decided to post it in the forums for you guys to read , If you want to read the letter from him , the letter I sent back to him and then his response to my nasty letter back to him ....your going to have to join the forums to do so and believe me this is something you dont want to miss ...it's hysterical ( Im posting it in the feedback section )

Ok , here we go ....

Jack Black is the best , here's his spoof on Lord of the Rings .

Another Jack Black video , the Freak Out .

Ever wonder what a rehearsal for a porn script would look like?

The IE-tards over at Microsoft sent a cake to the Mozilla team to congratulate them on the release of Firefox 2.0

Want your lawn to be better than your neighbor's come spring time? Here's how to get a jump now

I always wondered what would happen if someone drove into the hole during their lube shop entrance ....not any more .

A Boy Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, etc., etc. He is also respectful of copyrights. Boy Scouts in the Los Angeles area will now be able to earn an activity patch for learning about the evils of downloading pirated movies and music.

Kurt Cobain tops Forbes' annual "Top-Earning Dead Celebrities" list. Don't spend it all in one place!

You never know what might be hiding behind pictures and mirrors in your hotel room. Probably nothing, but maybe it's worth a look.

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hello again to all!

Right to it.

Some more Halloween stuff.

Halloween Hangman

Beantown smashes pumpkin record. Bostonians on Saturday lit 30,128 pumpkins on Boston Common, shattering the world record for the most jack-o'-lanterns lit in one place. Includes a link to some video of the event.

How to fold a t-shirt in 2 seconds.

Tupperware Takes on a New Role: Art

How to impress the ladies at Burger King!

Those Canadiens are funny some times. A Canadian city under pressure for alleged sexual harassment within its fire department has ordered firefighters to wear only boxer-style underwear.

Funny milk commercial. Got Milk?

Woman surprised by grave marker saying she died.

A day in the life of your balls!

A Chicago man apologized for spreading his feces around a courtroom during his trial on drug charges.

Nice. These Glutes are Made for Walking.

Everyone have a fun Halloween weekend.

Peace. Hoot23

Love the public

Well today's 1st part of the column is dedicated to all of those people who have sent me emails over the past few months asking me to promote thier website or cause and I havent been able to get to them ...So without further adu , here they are .

Nerds On Site has been around for over 10 years and has a world-wide presence. Right now we are 5 people working in CT - Waterbury, Wallingford, West Haven, and Trumbull/Fairfield. ( thanks Scott)

Locket’s Meadow presents their 6th Annual Stalls of Horror Haunted Barn Friday and Saturday, October 27 and 28. The HORROR begins when the sun goes down (and doesn’t end until there’s nobody left—or 10:00, whichever comes first!) 771 Litchfield Turnpike, Bethany, CT. Admission is $7. All proceeds benefit FASTeam, Inc. (Foal Aid Support Team) an all-volunteer, non-profit 501-c-3 organization dedicated to rescuing PMU foals that would otherwise be destined for slaughter

Here's a link for Michelle @ American inventorspot.com : 10 Types of Bosses You Need to Avoid . bookmark her site.

I cant find the others ....

Here we go ....

Taco Bell to offer free tacos to everyone in America if a player hits a home run to left or centre field during last nights World Series game ..No one was watching to see if they won it !

If this guy isn't drunk... we have a problem.

On yesterday's O & A show walkover , They got back to the cringe radio we all love by smashing a homeless mans cake . ( dont worry they paid him almost $200 for the funny radio .

All of you women are going to make me eat crow after seeing this .

Do you have a doppleganger? If so, here's your chance to participate in a project bringing together unrelated people who look eerily similar.

To figure out what teens are up to when their parents aren't watching, we gave 53 boys and 47 girls from four Manhattan high schools (Dalton, La Guardia, Beacon, and MLK) a "purity test," a series of 37 questions designed to tease out exactly how far they go. Then we went after 100 parents - not the parents of the kids we polled, but parents with kids in the same teen demographic. (We would have liked to administer a take-home purity test, but alas.) We found them - 54 moms and 46 dads - in midtown, and put them to the test, with one difference: We asked them to guess their own teens' answers. As you'll see, the high schoolers and the parents live on fairly different planets."

Tuesday laughs

So remember last friday when I told you guys about the story of 2 guys at the bar arguing over $ 1.25 ? Well it seems the person in question got to read the column and has a problem with what I said and Im told he is going to write me a nasty letter ....Hahahahahahahahahahaha...what a tool !

I need your help , I am looking for a good place that relaces baseball gloves in CT . The place I used to go is gone and the only other place I know that does it , I would rather not go there for personal reasons . Let me know , Im going to start a thread in the Feedback section of the forums .

Ok , here we go .....

Ever wanted to get back at the big guys? This is how. Pay for one coke and get up to 3 free. Works on all the new coke machines.

Watch this ...Roller Coaster Tycoon can be sadistic .

Here are the best Celebrities as Star Wars characters

Too bad they rushed because there were Eighty more human bones found at ground zero

Throw your support to a real american hero ...Support Dog the Bounty Hunter

Long lost cemetery with about 1,200 residents discovered in Boston's Roxbury section

A video of an Opie & Anthony Intern Owned

intro from FARK : BUSH: We will stay the course. [8/30/06] [8/4/05] [12/15/03] [4/13/04] [4/16/04] [4/5/04] BUSH: Well, hey, listen, we’ve never been "stay the course" [10/22/2006]

If you think the only major changes to Madden lately have been roster updates, prepare to be blown away by this video showing the integration of the Nintendo Wii controller.

It's that time of year again; the leaves are changing, the days are getting colder and breweries are releasing their seasonal flavors

My pre-halloween column

I am starting to get into the halloween spirit and have been searching out haunted houses and trails to visit . We went to Fright Fest at Six Flags New England on saturday without the kids ( it was just the adults) and I gotta tell you it wasnt as bad as I thought . They had a couple very well done walk throughs and the whole park was done up in halloween garb ...pretty good stuff .

Here are the top 13 Haunted Houses in America that will make you wet your pants . ( click on the number one's website , the intro is disturbing)

Here is the one closet to CT ....It takes 2 1/2 hours to walk through .

Another very cool one in upstate NY . I hear this is awesome too .

Here are The Top Ten Best GHOST PHOTOGRAPHS Ever Taken

With Halloween only a few weeks away, it's time again to trot out pumpkin carving taken to an absurd level of detail.

The Alphabet of Death: 26 Ways to Die, From A-Z

Leave it to Conan O'Brien to combine "Faces of Death" with MUPPETS

A Christian article that says there's nothing evil about letting kids enjoy Halloween

Maxim celebrates Friday the 13th with their rendition of The Best Horror Movie Deaths. (Video evidence provded, puke pail recommended.)

I might have posted this already but ....What Your Halloween Costume Choice Says About You

The evolution of the Halloween costume

All 16 "Treehouse of Horrors" episodes of The Simpsons, for your viewing pleasure. (If you only have time for half of them, make sure you watch 2-9.)

This is what me and the little lady are going as this year

Friday Observations

I saw something last night at the bar I dont think I have ever seen in my life ....

Let me 1st start out by saying that I enjoy going out with my buddies from time to time . It's a time to forget about your job , your kids and your responsibilities and just let it all hang out and have fun goofing on each other and drinking a couple beers. Now I cant speak for girls on this subject but what guys usually do ( most guys ) is we eat and drink together and when the bill comes we just divide it up equally and throw money in including the tip which is usually pretty generous when the table is full of guys ...sounds easy enough right ?

I think girls are a little more " Ok , I had this so I owe this much " but I could be wrong , Like I said I cant speak for the women on this subject .

Last Night , and Hoot was witness to this , I witnessed two men ( one a DC forum member ) and his friend arguing over $ 1.25 and how one guy had one more shot but the other guy had more expensive beers ...It truly made me ashamed to have a penis . And they werent just idley arguing about it , they were loudly screaming about it and I was floored . Fella's , It's a fuckin $ 1.25 please reach down between your legs and realize your a dude and we dont do that .

My question would be how do you split the bill when your out with your friends or buddies ?

Ok , Let's do this for the cheapskates .....

The "Front Butt" Hall of Fame. Long before John Madden was a video game and broadcasting legend, he was likely the boyhood idol of these chubby coaches.

With Jesus showing up everywhere these days, it's nice to know you can still get a piece of toast without his likeness on it, though it'll cost you

Good News: NJ DOT will save $700,000 next year; Bad News: Its because they will no longer pick up roadkill

Probably the nicest set of natrual breasts your going to see all year .

GIANT Magazine asks "Who's the Absolute Worst Sportscaster on TV?" (and gives their top ten).

There's a museum in Prague dedicated to the interesting and frightening ways our great grandparents got themselves off.

Philadelphia newsstand owner refuses to stop selling porn , posts sign that all those who complain will be raped

Type your name is to see what it looks like in russian

David Blaine's "ring in a bottle" trick still has me scratching my head .

The first level of Super Mario Bros. is even easier... when you're GODZILLA

Leave it to Gisele Bundchen to make picking up dog crap sexy again.

The Best Cable Television Prank Calls. I love the look on the C-SPAN dork's face when the caller suddenly drops the term "penile implant" (Number 3)

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey now!!!

Nice fall day yesterday here in Connecticut. It looks as though this weekend may be the last good one we have this season. If you can, get out and see the foliage. At least what is left of the colors.

In this day and age of ridiculous lawsuits this news officially marks the end of innocence in this country. Tag, you're out! Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they'll get hurt and hold the school liable.

I would dare to say that the Fishhook Eye has got to hurt! Ouch!!!

How much do you love your baseball team? Many crazed baseball fans have said they would die for a championship. But are they willing to take that devotion to the grave? Major League Baseball and a company that makes funeral products will soon find out just how many fans want to be decked out for all eternity in tribute to their team.

Starting next season, fans of the New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, Detroit Tigers, Philadelphia Phillies, Chicago Cubs and Los Angeles Dodgers will be able to have their ashes put in an urn or head six feet under in a casket emblazoned with their team colors and insignia.

Norm MacDonald on The Daily Show talking about the crocodile hunter. Pretty funny.

Message in bottle travels around world in 47 days.

Looking to get revenge on someone? Try the Voodoo Knife Set.

If being buried alive, overrun by rats, or encountering a sinister clown is your worst fear -- then welcome to your living nightmare.

Reporter gets owned.

Some educators, disgusted by what they see as 'simulated sex,' are banning it at school functions. Others say to relax -- it's just this generation's 'flirtation.'

Ahhh Maria Sharapova Bikini Shoot!!!

Woo hoo!!! Turkey Testicle Festival can keep its name. What???

What your Halloween costume choice says about you!

This is sweet. John Cena puts the smack down on Britney's bitch Kevin Federline.

Adios pantalones. Peace. Hoot23

My 2 for 1 Rant day

Mike Tyson ...........what happened ?

What happened to the days of getting all primed up, turning on HBO and watching the Tyson fight and waiting for the sorry son of a bitch he was fighting to be knocked out ?

Mike Tyson is now just a side show freak who will do anything for publicity and money and on his latest tour , He wants to fight a woman . So let me get this straight mike ...You want us to pay you for something you have been doing for the last 20 years but now you want to NOT send you to jail ? Mike just slip into retirement without a big to do and sit by the pool with a margarita and leave all the side show stuff to Jerry Springer .

Ok , Now for the ladies to get mad :

This lady boxer actually is the womens middleweight champion of the world and said that she thinks she would put up a decent fight against Tyson ...she actually was quoted saying this ! Is this lady out of her fucking gord ?

If you gave me 2 months to train , I could beat this broad in a boxing match because let's face it women cant beat men in sports ( that matter) ..period . I know all you bleeding heart feminists are on the "We can do anything you can do " kick but you cant and you know it so zip it . Im going to surely hear from one dummy today ( you know who you are) and she going to spout out that she knows a few girls that would kick a mans ass in this or that and that I suck , Well guess what ....you dont and they wont !

People say Well the lady huskies basketball will beat the mens team on some nights ..Stop it . Just curious... how many of us would tune in if the models of Victoria's Secret were playing a basketball game against the cast of Baywatch? And we're talking about horrible basketball playing, but hot girls in bikinis and thongs running up and down the court. I sure would watch it... perhaps even record or TiVo it. Doesn't that say a lot? For men, women's sports is not about the sport itself, is it? It's about the entertainment factor that these women provide to men... and generally, that translates into how sexy they look in their outfits running around... the appeal of women's tennis is that a lot of them are HOT and running around in outfits that get shorter and tighter... Anna Kournakova is a pretty awful tennis player, yet people go to watch her matches? Why? for the "very best" play? No... because they want to see Anna running around in her tight Adidas outfits. Would we watch Heidi Klum vs. Pamela Anderson in one on one basketball for the "very best" play? I don't think so... I'd rather watch Heidi Klum double dribble around Pamela Anderson than watch a bunch of WNBA players that I don't know... Let's face it fellas... it's not about athletic talent... it's really about sex and the entertainment value of it for .

High School level is whole different ballgame .

I await the bra's burning in the forums today .

here we go .....

"Go ski into a vagina!" And other popular foreign curses

Tracy Morgan is a funny motherfucker , Here's his superhero bit and his rollerskating bit.

Piles of old mail found In dead mailman's home

Properly executing a four story drop of a pair of 300 lb water balloons without killing anyone... not as easy as it looks

How powerful are your Congressmen? Find out here

For all you wrestling fans , Lex Luger cant do a promo.

The old school Nintendo video game knowledge challenge . God i was terrible at this .

This is a visual representation of flight patterns of commercial airliners during a 24 hour period. It grows increasingly more abstract as the video goes on.

My Tuesday Quickie

Not much to say today ...enjoy .

The infamous fra-gi-le leg lamp from "A Christmas Story" is now available in miniature nightlight form

In this video, the words of Mr. Bob Dylan's music are slowly turned into visual art.

Im a little skeptical about this but if it's true , I would love to bid on it .

Guy changing light bulb in bathroom discovers cache of old documents "missing" from old bribery scandal

10 straight minutes of classic Homer Simpson moments

Did you know "The Wave" turns 25 years old this week

More same-gender love from Carli Banks ...this chick is unreal .

I thought "wouldn't it be a good idea if there was a band that, instead of playing instruments, just repeatedly spoke the title of their instrument to the tune of the song" ..The Incredible Mouth Band

White guy with tattoo of black panther on his arm turned down for police job because it was "racist" (with pic of tat)

Monday Men's Stuff

Sorry ladies , Today's for the fellas ( and a couple of you really butchy bull dykes) .

Guys , How much do you hate raking leaves ? Dont you hate that you have to do it 15 times a season and once or twice in the spring to keep your yard from looking like a dump ? Hate that neighbor who doesnt rake thier lawn and all thier fucking leaves end up on your lawn ?

Well those back breaking raking days are over my friends . I was at Sears on Friday and purchased a 4-in-1 yard vacuum and let me tell you that this thing is the best thing since sliced bread .

This thing does it all ....It vacuums up the leaves and mulches them into an 8-1 ratio ( meaning you can fit 8 regular bags into one ) , It has a chute for big sticks so it chips them , It has an attachment to get into flower beds , It's a blower with a simple change from the bag to a blower chute and it simple to change from one thing to another . I did my whole yard yesterday in about a little over an hour which usually would have taken me 4 . I strongly recommend this baby if you have a bad back because its power driven gears makes it easy to push .

I know I sound like a salesman here , but this thing is great and I wish everyone goes out and gets one .

ok , enough of that ......

Ethan Albright (the lowest rated player on Madden 2007) STRIKES BACK!

The Cowboys looked real good yesterday , So in honor of them Im gonna post the 1986 3 part Cowboys christmas ...It's quite sad really ! ( 3 is the worst)

part 1
part 2
part 3

News report on the lady who beat her boyfriend with her four-week old baby. God, hot chicks think they can do whatever they want and get away with it!

Twelve architectural landmarks that will change the way you see the world . If you Google Earth these things it is pretty incredible

I'm all for creativity, especially when it comes to music and new instruments... but the music "pole?" And does the guy really have to look so intense when he's grinding away on it?

Maybe it was the bad hop that caused this blooper... or maybe the goalie was distracted by the 85 million flashing Borat ads circling the entire field

Can you identify these 80s hair metal bands? ( I got 7 )

My Friday Rant

Before I start I just wanted to say hello to the guy in the Green Lantern shirt that came up to me at the bar and told me how much he enjoys the TDC , I forgot your name but it was very nice see that someone appreciates this as much as I do .

Ok , My Friday Rant is about The Cory Lidle crash . A plane crashed into a building on 77th & York in NYC and now the whole world has to come to a stop . For the next 40 days all we are going to hear about on the news is this plane crash . It had nothing to do with Terrorism but these news people cant seem to get the word terrorism out of thier vocabulary . It seems the news people and doing anything they could think to to try and attach this thing to terrorism so they could keep this story going for the next fucking year.and all they can show is this plane crash from 4 hours ago , I mean the fire is out already and all I keep seeing is the shot of a burning building...Rome didnt burn as long as this building did .

And then get to talking to every single moron on the street who has the exact same story " I was walking by , I looked up and saw the oplane crash and thought it was terrorism !" . Yah well guess what , It wasnt and this isnt even a story anymore because it was a story for about 2 hours and the minute you found out it was just some ballplayer who accidently crashed his plane It no longer is a story. We really dont a shot of a burning building that isnt even burning anymore on the news for the next 6 days

Plain and simple : A plane crashed , It wasnt terrorism ....Move the fuck on .

Ok , let's go ...

Slaps to the face are far more enjoyable when captured by a high FPS camera

Disney orgy causes uproar in Europe

"Red" is very much like a mix between Missle Command, Asteroids, and a few other relics from our childhood.

Opinion poll finds that 61 percent of Egyptians have never heard of opinion polls

If you want to ruin someone's solo, projectile vomit is the way to go

BeerSex is a new twist on the tired old "hot or not" phenomenon in which people rate your pictures based on how many beers would be required to hit it, rather than just plain old votes.

Portland police have threatened a man with arrest if he doesn't stop painting over gang-related graffiti

The SuperBus will hit speeds of 155 MPH, have roughly 30 seats (with individual doors), and pick up passengers based on their text message requests.

An annual linking tradition: EXTREME PUMPKINS

The Whore Score: A Guide to Determining How Much of a Slut She Really Is

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hello again everyone. Nice to see you had a good vacation Richie.

Right to it...........

I am sure most of you have heard this news by now but it still is a sad story. Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle died in an airplane accident in New York City on Wednesday afternoon when a plane he was piloting crashed into a 50-story building on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. It reminds me of when the Yankees catcher Thurman Munson died in a plane he was piloting in 1979.

This is pretty cool. Type in something to search and see what images are on Flickr.

It is always good to know foods that heal.

With Halloween right around the corner, Rhode Island Pumpkin May Be Largest Ever

While talking of pumpkins, if you live in or near Connecticut visit Pumpkintown USA in East Hampton, CT. Thanks go out to forum member Noser69 for that link.

Watch out what you do because Karma Ghost may come back to haunt you.

Well gee golly, lookie thar you can't ride a horse drunk in Georgia!

Anyone hungry? Then make yourself a giant burger!

Now this is a shitty way to not even earn $20 bucks in a bet!

This is very cool and trippy!!!!

That is all. See ya. Peace. Hoot23

My Humpday Rant

Ok as promised ....North Korea

So North Korea thinks everyone is afraid of them now that they showed the world they have nuclear weapons that may or may not have been tested and gone off as expected . Reports are saying that the blast isnt what it should have been and maybe it wasnt a real nuke , but either way Kim Jong II is trying to show boat that fact .

Here's the kicker , This asshat is doing something we did 60 YEARS ago . Doesnt this dumb nip realize that if this is what we were doing 60 years ago that the stuff we have now must be insane . Could you imagine the weaponry we have that we cant even show because it would scare the fuck out of the world . So I say bring it on , you cant really have war with rockets that say " place rocket on ground, light wick and run away " dumbass .

Plus not to mention the fact that this nation is totally poverty and this dummy chooses to spend the budget on nuclear weapon rather than the nations people . He all but killed what was left of his trading and imports from the rest of the world with this stupid stunt and since he wont meet with anyone but the U.S for some reason he will be shit out of luck very soon .

The only thing we DONT need is to feel like we need to defend the world from this guy , Every country is against this so let someone else fight this battle if they choose to . We got our asses covered in the nuke department .

Ok , enough ranting .....

The Ultimate Battle of Album Cover Art.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Top Ten Bikini/Lingerie Moments

603-carat African diamond sells for over $12 million at auction

There's been a trend lately of people creating videos from images of themselves they've taken every day for years. Today, the new king appears to be this guy, who's going on 8 years. You can find the video here

Engineers want to create airplanes that morph into something else mid flight.

Compilation: The Bouncing Boobies of The Price is Right!

"Futures" uses richly textured organic imagery to create complex, ever-shifting animations that are as hypnotic as they are beautiful.

Could you be a teacher in California? Check out sample questions for the CA state teacher licensing exam

The Angry Nintendo Nerd reviews one of the worst and most frustrating video games of all-time: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the original NES ( he goes OFF at the end )

Tuesday Tidbits

So much to say and no time to do it in ...tommorow is the day ...I promise .

Ohh BTW before I forget , I need a tree guy ( or girl) to cut down or trim back some trees in my yard so if any of you out there own a tree service company in CT or know of a good one please email me that info or private message me in the forums ... I would appreciate it .

Ok , here we go ......

Guy's wife puts his out of work husband up for sale on Ebay ( thanks Irismay)

Columbia University student charged a stage punching and kicking invited guests in a Minuteman protest , Immigration make people do crazy shit .

Clips of 10 Great Musicians Who Died in Plane Crashes. (If you only watch one of these, make sure it's SRV rocking the absolute fuck out of Voodoo Chile)

GooTube is official

The Spice Test ....Some people are just so , well you'll see .( the end is the best)

Former Olympian wins wife-carrying contest in Maine, winning five times his wife's weight in beer

Jimmy Kimmel goes on a ride with The Killers and learns the origin of their name

You can really make this little guy fly with some practice.

"The Stories (and Controversies) Behind 10 Famous Entertainment Websites" ..What ..No TDC ?!

Penthouse's Brea Lynn ripping her skirt off .

Back from Vacation

Ahhh what a week we had in the Outer Banks . I wish I could explain to you all what a perfect week it was . The house was fantastic ( Here's the link to it , just search houses by name and click on "# 296 - Here Comes the Sun") And was was huge enough for the 9 familes we had with us . The weather was great except for our last night there , I guess there was a Noreaster rolling through and the waves were absolutley menacing out our window.

Ok , I dont want to bore you guys so I'll leave it at that .

I was going to comment on the whole North Korea tests nukes thing but I dont have enough facts or hate for these nips yet to put together and good rant , maybe tommorow .

Thank you to Hoot for filling my smelly shoes while I was away , I was impressed because there was no driving rants ( there were no rants at all as a matter of fact) and a limited number of porn links ....thanks again .

Here we go ....

For all of you who dont play fallball and are jonesing for more , It's SeriousSoftball.com - The Fully Interactive Softball Web Site Community

Ya, We all know where her mind is going .

Pittsburgh protestors chase Jeb Bush into a supply closet

Neave.tv is an experimental use of video over the web lovingly powered by Blip.tv, Google Video and YouTube.

This one's for Turkish .....The Penn State mascot recreates the infamous "Evolution of Dance" routine

Tom Cruise Sues over Unauthorized Use of Image on Butt Plug..Yup you read it right !

SHWING! .... A huge list of 90's slang.

This game will OWN you , you'll see .

Hoot's Friday Fun Fest

Ahhh Friday again. Time to relax and enjoy the weekend. Full moon tonight and it is the harvest moon. I think that means double the freaks out there tonight.

Let's link to it...............

Here comes the bride ... on a camel ride

Great site with info about live music concerts.

Don't stomp on me!

Freaky breakdancing kid ......errr.....man....errr.....kid............

Don't you think the neighbors might have smelled something. Austrian's body found in bed 5 years after death.

This is pretty funny. Brokeback By The Bell.

Bare belly costly for children's coaches. Volunteers dismissed for showing smiling midriff.

Lucky To Be Alive Compilation

Now I am sure someone will probably sue the movie company or someone related to it over this. Joe White, 18, saw "Jackass II" and then jumped from a moving car that was going about 35 mph. He's hospitalized in critical condition. Hey "Dumbass" don't you listen to the warnings about not trying the stunts on your own. Fucking morons.

"Mother there is no other" - Mr. T sings about his Mama

That's it. A week covered for Richie and oh wait, lookie there, no rant about slow people on the highways and hardly a handful of porn links. See Rich you thought you knew my ways but I proved you wrong.

See all of you next week. Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Thursday Things

Two more days and my week is up. Yea!!! I don't mind filling in for Richie and enjoy doing the columns but I really give him credit doing this every week. (Well at least the four days he does it, if he hits all four. ) Just kidding Rich. Anywho...............

Shall we?

Get your Steve Guttenberg facts here.

We've got to hand it to Tesco. Not only has it helped spark the demise of hapless independent stores, challenged established petrol stations and started its own clothing line, but it's now going head-to-kneecap with Microsoft with a range of budget software titles.

Always wanted to be a doctor? Perform virtual knee surgery!

Japan launches Sun 'microscope'

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

A man accused of theft arrived for a preliminary hearing wearing a cardboard box on his head in an effort to conceal his identity.

How do all those women clap with out using there hands?

How thin do you slice your pi?

Another link from Daveyboy. This one is definately NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! How to toss a salad! Again NSFW!!!

A teddy bear has been implicated in 2,500 deaths — trout deaths, that is.

Adios. See ya tomorrow. Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Lost Wednesday

Hey now!

First off. Go Yanks!. Nice win last night. That lineup is nasty to have to face. Hopefully that will overcome their shaky middle relief in most games.

Half way thru the work week and tonight is the season premiere of Lost. I love this show and can't wait to see what new twists and turns they bring us this season.

Artist Katie Melua set a new world record when she performed 303 metres below sea level at the bottom of one of the concrete shafts on the heart of the Norwegian gas machine the Troll A platform on Monday 2 October.

We have seen some of these before. Some look new. Sidewalk chalk drawings.

A Little Rock, Arkansas woman facing her fifth drunken-driving charge in the span of a year - and third in less than a month - showed up to a court appearance drunk Tuesday morning, a court official said. OK lady time to put the bottle down.

Strange game. Puki. The Swarm.

Nepal boy lobbies for short record.

This is cool. Flash Earth. Pretty good detail.

This guy had no luck. Thomas L. Cook, who died at 54 when he was fatally hit by a car Sept. 11, spent much of his life recovering from the misadventures that plagued him even in the womb.

Holy shit this girl has the Grand Canyon between her legs!!!

Lesson: Check Pockets Before Giving Away Ugly Shirts

And to leave off, one of our forumn members and the drummer of the band that shares the same name that he posts by, meancarlene, sent me a couple funnies to post here in the column. Thanks meancarlene. Here they are:

but...he's gay!

and Impressive Dance Moves!

Bye for now! Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Tuesday Tidbits

It's me again, covering for our lazy leader while he is chillin on vacation!

Your kids broke my wife's glasses!!. I'll get you bitch!!! This guys needs to relax.

This is great. How hot dogs are made. The kid's commentary is funny. And now I am hungry.

How did the chicken cross the road? On four legs!

A hippo defends an antelope from a crocodile and then trys to revive it.

A three year old buys a car on the internet.

Ten impressive satellite photos.

Be the early bird dropping your kids off at this school. A New York public school is requiring detention for parents who get their kids to school late.

Top 25 Primetime Animated Series of All Time

It's legal, but Cocaine could still be hard to find. Huh?

This is amazing. Baby crawls through rail of third-story balcony, falls into woman's arms!

Insane pogo stick flipping!

Forum member Daveyboy sent me this to put in the column. Great lipsynching to The Great Gig In The Sky!!!

Til tomorrow. Peace. Hoot23

Hoot's Monday Meandering

It is Monday again and as most of you probably saw on Friday, as I did, I am taking over for the week. We will leave the tallying up of Richies predictions until the end of the week.

Researchers have confirmed that a 379.1-foot tree in Redwood National and State Parks is the world's tallest -- a foot higher, even, than originally thought.

They Rule allows you to create maps of the interlocking directories of the top companies in the US in 2004.

New ring discovered around Saturn

Some great pics on here. Mountain photography by Jack Brauer.

Birthday parties for 10 year-old brats usually suck. Cake, games, crying … maybe a fight between schoolyard enemies. Not on “South Park.”
Creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are releasing a “Greatest Hits” DVD in honor of their show’s birthday.

If the world's population was reduced to 100, it would look something like this.....

Maxim's Greatest Comebacks in NFL History

File swap. Give one file get a random file in return.

FBI Worries About an Osama-Sopranos Link

Red-Hot and Filthy Library Smut

That is it for today. See ya. Peace Hoot23